Speaker 1: We've got get Morning every day, Adelaide.
Speaker 2: There's something that I want to leave with you, and
Speaker 2: we have picked up just a little bit of a
Speaker 2: quirk that you have that I don't think.
Speaker 3: You necessarily know that you're doing it, but you do it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, here we go. Okay, how it's feedback.
Speaker 4: It's like what the Tuesday edition of Dirty Tharry.
Speaker 2: So if you just want to smash play on that
Speaker 2: little button there and you will very quickly understand what
Speaker 2: we're talking about.
Speaker 5: Here we go, Jodes, You've got four girls with very
Speaker 5: very varying ages. Yes, over night, my nine. Very very soon,
Speaker 5: Joe's we're going to release the code word. We're going
Speaker 5: to play those birthday paid eight very very soon. You've
Speaker 5: got the code word and get ready to use it
Speaker 5: very very soon. You're going to play the six fifteen
Speaker 5: vendue machine queize it very very soon. Our boy Fits
Speaker 5: is going to join us a very very soon. Said
Speaker 5: that would be a very very valuable piece.
Speaker 3: Of merchandise, stressing, We've.
Speaker 5: Got a co word for you very very soon, a
Speaker 5: Battle of the Bankers recap very very soon.
Speaker 4: How boy Josh for Shelley from the Crows is going
Speaker 4: to join.
Speaker 5: Us in studio very very soon. We give you a
Speaker 5: code word very very soon. We wants a week's worth
Speaker 5: of coffee. We'll do that very very soon, very very soon.
Speaker 5: We go birthdays, how Buck, just be having your birthday, Joe's.
Speaker 4: I'm in a very very interesting, maybe tricky time in
Speaker 4: my life. You need a co word.
Speaker 5: The code word is coming up at very very soon.
Speaker 5: This for a study which is very very alarming.
Speaker 2: I don't want any complaints to the International hamble.
Speaker 5: Foots Committee, and they are very very quick with their responses.
Speaker 5: You need a co word. That's coming up at very
Speaker 5: very soon. We're gonna speak to Whipper from a Nova's
Speaker 5: Fits and Whipper with Caden Richie of course, and he's
Speaker 5: got a very very intent behind that break up song
Speaker 5: for We're going to reveal our songs very very soon.
Speaker 4: What you got, I can reveal it very very very
Speaker 4: very good, very very good. What the hell this is?
Speaker 4: This is quite shocking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we genuinely don't want to dwell on your
Speaker 2: mistakes at all.
Speaker 3: We don't like to highlight them. But anyway, what are
Speaker 3: you doing on the weekend?
Speaker 6: So no, I'm very very stock on. I should go
Speaker 6: out or stay in. But you know, we're not making
Speaker 6: fun of you, hazy. Everyone's got their quaks. That's completely fine.
Speaker 7: We're very very correct.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we very very much had to stop tracking audio
Speaker 6: of this little quirk.
Speaker 3: I'm very very excited about my nepple gome on something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is just outrageous, and I'm very very embarrassed foremost,
Speaker 5: And it sounds like I very very neat some feedback
Speaker 5: the things that I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Are you very very aware that you do it? Or no?
Speaker 5: We said, so, who's leading this break? So I take it,
Speaker 5: don't press that button to on air, And here we are.
Speaker 5: And now I'm very very of the realization that I'm
Speaker 5: not very very good at radio.
Speaker 2: Boss Josh has been compiling that for a little while now,
Speaker 2: and I was very very unaware that you were doing that.
Speaker 4: You're supposed to be helping me collecting mistakes.
Speaker 3: Do we have a go to phrase?
Speaker 7: Producers? Are we?
Speaker 6: I think everyone has a little go to or a
Speaker 6: sentence filler that they use. I know I definitely do,
Speaker 6: and it was only pointed out to me recently, especially
Speaker 6: if I feel awkward at the end of a sentence,
Speaker 6: I say, you know, on the internet, all right, So
Speaker 6: we're going to do this, this, this, you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I do a question. I do a bit
Speaker 3: of you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: You do do do do that?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
Speaker 9: As you got one and you're up to date on
Speaker 9: over Now, I reckon all of mine. I'm not suitable
Speaker 9: for on air.
Speaker 10: A few.
Speaker 7: I've got a few.
Speaker 5: The first one is this, and then she's also got this,
Speaker 5: but then is this one.
Speaker 7: I'm like Kanye when they say good morning Kanye.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I reckon. My favorite is Producers for sure.
Speaker 3: So I didn't realize I do this either.
Speaker 11: But I'm always at work and then I go, right,
Speaker 11: I'm aggressively leaving, and then I hang around for another
Speaker 11: half hour, go I aggressively need to leave today.
Speaker 9: And I have started saying that. I say that, I
Speaker 9: know I'm aggressively late. I'm aggressively this and that's from.
Speaker 3: You, and I'm the least aggressive person.
Speaker 7: God, I'm going said that aggressive is your mantra, and.
Speaker 11: There is one that Jodi has that you when you
Speaker 11: need something from me, hate.
Speaker 4: Right and every time or what part of my soul
Speaker 4: are you going to take.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten give us a call call.
Speaker 2: What's your go to phrase? Let's go to sonya, good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 13: If I can't find my phone, if I can't.
Speaker 8: Fit into my favorite dress, if I coop and fall
Speaker 8: on the ground, I always say, it is what it is?
Speaker 5: Yeah, singles, It's such a beautiful way to sum up
Speaker 5: a situation. If you want to add to it as well,
Speaker 5: we can say, well, certainly isn't what it's not.
Speaker 3: No, it's exactly right, it is what it is. Love
Speaker 3: that for you, Sonya, Thank you, Chloe, good morning.
Speaker 14: Good morning.
Speaker 3: What you go to your phrase?
Speaker 12: I work as a barber, so you quite often don't
Speaker 12: hear people over clippers and hair dryers and things, so.
Speaker 15: I do that oh yes, oh yeah, yep, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: So are you saying, Chloe that you can't actually hear
Speaker 5: a lot of the conversation.
Speaker 14: No, And it's gotten me.
Speaker 12: In a sticky situation a few times. Does that reply
Speaker 12: not hearing what the person said and just going oh yep,
Speaker 12: and they've gone you mustn't have heard what I said?
Speaker 6: And I went, oh no.
Speaker 4: Definitely not yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: But also I can imagine that people would be pouring
Speaker 2: their heart out to Chloe because that's what you do
Speaker 2: with your head or certain Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's an interesting situation because you want to you
Speaker 5: want to feel like you can attributing to the conversation.
Speaker 4: So mine is yeah, right, yeah, you do do that.
Speaker 3: You're right right, Good morning, Marco, good morning.
Speaker 14: How are you going?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 3: Thank you? What's your go to catchphrase? Well?
Speaker 14: I work in a pretty big insurance environment, and when
Speaker 14: people say how are you going, I'm like, I'm living
Speaker 14: the dream.
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 4: That is a bloke thing it as well.
Speaker 5: There's a couple of blokes at Channel seven as well,
Speaker 5: old name as well. Richie works in the studio, beautiful
Speaker 5: young man, same conversation every time. Hey you going, Richie,
Speaker 5: live in the drone, live in the dream, and I go.
Speaker 14: Use it all the time. So it's just model go
Speaker 14: to thing because you know, I'll never never said I'm
Speaker 14: always happy. So living the dream in the dream?
Speaker 3: Are you being ironic because you're not living the dream?
Speaker 4: Or no? I actually am right my job, I love
Speaker 4: my life.
Speaker 14: Everything's good at the moment, so it's perfect.
Speaker 4: There goes what makes sense? That's nice.
Speaker 7: I love that level of optimism.
Speaker 5: It's a good catch phrases and if we can repeat
Speaker 5: some of Abby's catchphrases. I mean, she's got this one.
Speaker 5: And then this is my favorite, really good stuff from that.
Speaker 3: Nice work app. Christy from Holden Hill, good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning.
Speaker 3: What you go to, Dol, I'm on it.
Speaker 4: I'm on it. That's good. Yep, I'm on it.
Speaker 12: Can I ask property management? So I have a lot
Speaker 12: of demanding owners and tennants.
Speaker 14: So it's yeah, constantly, I'm on it. I'll get back
Speaker 14: to you.
Speaker 5: But also, Christy, it's no guarantee you get it done. Like,
Speaker 5: it's no guarantee. You're not saying, hey, leave that with
Speaker 5: me and I will absolutely get it done. It's like,
Speaker 5: hey leave it with me. I'm on it, and basically
Speaker 5: we'll see what happens.
Speaker 12: Well yeah, exactly.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like, Okay, I'm in charge and I'm
Speaker 2: in control. However, I'm not guaranteeing you anything in this
Speaker 2: space like that.
Speaker 3: Allison, good morning, Hi morning, good morning.
Speaker 6: What you go to?
Speaker 7: Catch phrase?
Speaker 12: My colleague at work, when ever somebody is complaining about anything,
Speaker 12: always says to them, but where else can you have
Speaker 12: so much fun for so little money?
Speaker 4: That's good? And that is that irritating it all else
Speaker 4: and do you just know or does it calm things?
Speaker 12: It just makes everyone laugh.
Speaker 7: It's good. I love that.
Speaker 2: Keep them coming text us through I fall below nine
Speaker 2: one nine nine one nine. You go to catchphrases this morning.
Speaker 5: We're learning, we're learning as we go. But it self feedback,
Speaker 5: it's really really nice, very very good, all those sorts
Speaker 5: of things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jo, have you got one? Or you just you're
Speaker 4: just flawless with your words, aren't you?
Speaker 3: No, I definitely would not say that at all.
Speaker 4: Well, actually, producing Aly just entered the arena.
Speaker 11: This one's actually for you, Hazy, a text that we
Speaker 11: got from Mitchell. Can I just add that Hazy also
Speaker 11: genuinely love to say the word genuinely you do?
Speaker 8: You do?
Speaker 3: Thank you, Mitchell. Appreciate feedback.
Speaker 4: I very need this feedback because I'm genuinely no good
Speaker 4: at this time.
Speaker 3: Oh you go, you're fine's using the words you'll be okay?
Speaker 14: Peace.
Speaker 7: Where you're waking up to Adelaide news.
Speaker 16: What's the news today? Snooze news?
Speaker 2: So this is where we digest the top couple of
Speaker 2: stories over the last twelve to twenty four hours.
Speaker 7: Let's go to Abbey in the newsroom.
Speaker 3: First up, well, we have.
Speaker 7: A bit of an artwork beef happening.
Speaker 9: In the east western suburbs. Sorry, I always have to
Speaker 9: do northeast southwest when I need directions.
Speaker 3: Never eat soggy wheat bit.
Speaker 7: Yes, okay.
Speaker 9: So a group of nine Glenelg residents are not happy
Speaker 9: with this new thirty thousand dollars seawall mural.
Speaker 7: So basically this mural which is along.
Speaker 9: The South Glenelg Esplenard pedestrian path, so from Farrell Street
Speaker 9: to the Broadway.
Speaker 3: It's bright orange.
Speaker 9: This more like that really burnt orange color, a little
Speaker 9: bit of blue and green. And basically nine of them
Speaker 9: have started a petition saying it's too bright and it's
Speaker 9: disrupting their ocean views.
Speaker 7: Right, don't we love a good neighbor ti.
Speaker 9: Yeah, But it's going to it's going to the council
Speaker 9: tonight to be discussed, so we'll see what happens. But
Speaker 9: basically they're calling for the artists to come and paint
Speaker 9: over it and for it to not be so bright.
Speaker 17: Right.
Speaker 4: Can I just say, can you remember when we went
Speaker 4: through COVID? Yes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you remember when we couldn't go outside and
Speaker 5: we sat there in our houses and we thought we
Speaker 5: may never be able to go outside ever again.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Fast forward to twenty twenty four and we're fighting over mural's.
Speaker 3: Oh, we are googled it. I think it's lovely.
Speaker 9: It's actually so that the artist, who is Alex Bella's
Speaker 9: it's actually illustrations of indigenous plants which are found in
Speaker 9: the area's dune systems, so it is actually local and
Speaker 9: it actually represents the earth and what's there.
Speaker 7: Why would you not want to look at that?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: I think it's really pretty well.
Speaker 5: If it's coming up the ocean, though, if it's disrupting
Speaker 5: ocean views and you're a resident, absolutely you'd probably.
Speaker 9: Rather see literally, but you can actually businass behind it
Speaker 9: and you can see the ocean, Like if you're up
Speaker 9: in your two story home, which I'm assuming most of
Speaker 9: these people are, you can.
Speaker 3: See you you can be down on the rest of
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 9: AnyWho will follow that one and we'll let you know
Speaker 9: what happens at the council meeting one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: We'll give you all the information you need as it
Speaker 4: comes the hand.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll do some breaking news throughout the night and.
Speaker 5: Just jump into by the way, no matter what we're
Speaker 5: talking about Hey guys, sorry.
Speaker 3: To catch you mural chat.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: What about a South Australian man has received a life
Speaker 2: changing phone call telling him he's scored four point eight
Speaker 2: million dollars after buying a Division one lotto ticket.
Speaker 4: South Australia's paying it for the minute.
Speaker 2: Going on with like the luckiest state in the No, sue, Yes,
Speaker 2: it was set for life.
Speaker 7: It was Saturday's draw, right, yeah.
Speaker 9: So set for life is where you get twenty thousand
Speaker 9: dollars every month for twenty years.
Speaker 2: I'm only sure how I feel about that. So whilch
Speaker 2: you want the lump sum.
Speaker 5: Well here's the thing though. If it's twenty am I
Speaker 5: looking this right way? If it's twenty thousand dollars for
Speaker 5: the next twenty years non negotiable? What's twenty thousand dollars
Speaker 5: worth in twenty is time?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: It's still twenty grand, it's still.
Speaker 5: Twenty grand, but think about twenty grand last year, sorry
Speaker 5: twenty years ago versus now.
Speaker 9: I guess what if you want to go one by
Speaker 9: a yacht, well you have to wait three months and
Speaker 9: then you have sixty grand and off you go, and
Speaker 9: just on that as well.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you'd be irresponsible if you have a
Speaker 4: whole heap of money.
Speaker 7: That's why I don't think I would be good at that.
Speaker 4: Maybe it'd be good for you, Joe.
Speaker 16: Maybe you know.
Speaker 9: The people out there that blow her on illegal thanks
Speaker 9: even the first six months, that would be me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want jet ski.
Speaker 4: And gold goes y.
Speaker 9: Uh yeah, you only need to wait two months. Then
Speaker 9: they're about forty grand, aren't they.
Speaker 4: Oh jeez, I don't know, JA give one hundred and
Speaker 4: fifty million dollars. She's got an army of jet skis.
Speaker 9: We won't she won't tell anybody that she's won, But
Speaker 9: there'll be signed.
Speaker 4: There'll be two hundred jet Skis on the front lawn
Speaker 4: each other.
Speaker 3: Because I'm just burning around.
Speaker 5: Holds sure she is living her best life.
Speaker 4: Terminus fast six.
Speaker 5: That's your post it snooze news, Joe's while you are
Speaker 5: on fire talking about jet skis because you're really in
Speaker 5: the mood now, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Could you drop the first question for the six fifteen
Speaker 4: bending machine quiz? Next?
Speaker 5: Great, let's talk about virtual reality pornography. You didn't see
Speaker 5: that coming, did you know?
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 4: What about this?
Speaker 5: Around half of Aussie adults have used VR technology virtual
Speaker 5: reality in some form of the industry, expecting the number
Speaker 5: of regular users to rise to three point seven million
Speaker 5: in Australia by twenty twenty eight. We went to zero
Speaker 5: latency on Groat Street. We fought zombies. Yeah, that was
Speaker 5: my first VR experience, which cool. We've given away some
Speaker 5: VR experiences at sky City, so it's booming. But the
Speaker 5: other one is when you merge it into the pornography industry.
Speaker 5: It's a really situation. Firstly, did you know that this
Speaker 5: even existed?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: And I'm kind of scared to ask how it works.
Speaker 5: Well, in terms of touch, you're doing the own touching
Speaker 5: if it's a personal experience, but you can see everything,
Speaker 5: so it's like someone is there. Yeah, obviously they're not. Okay,
Speaker 5: but you do the touching. Does that make sense?
Speaker 16: Nah?
Speaker 3: Kinda.
Speaker 4: So I'm not going to give you an example, Okay,
Speaker 4: please please don't. Will not. I promise you that.
Speaker 5: So while you argue it feels as real as being
Speaker 5: involved with a physical person. A recent study found the
Speaker 5: sex tech can blur the line between reality and fantasy,
Speaker 5: which could damage relationships and lead to harmful behaviors due
Speaker 5: to its hyperactivity it can raise questions among couples whether
Speaker 5: using VR porn is cheating as you are so much
Speaker 5: more involved compared with viewing standard pornography.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I think the whole thing is if
Speaker 2: it's someone who is your ideal person, if you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, then I guess that could invoke jealousy.
Speaker 5: From the partner because otherwise, man, who knows what's.
Speaker 4: Going on that little beautiful brain of yours.
Speaker 5: But if you're physically outlining what you're into and it's
Speaker 5: not your partner, I mean, if that was my partner,
Speaker 5: it could be a bit of a strange. Here's the
Speaker 5: thing though, thirteen twenty four to ten or four double
Speaker 5: nine or nine VA pornography.
Speaker 4: This is the first I've heard.
Speaker 3: No one's calling in absolutely no one.
Speaker 4: Does anyone used it?
Speaker 5: No, no, And has anyone actually blurred the line? For example,
Speaker 5: that time that we're at zero latency on Groach Street
Speaker 5: and we're like, we're just here to fight some zombiesiness.
Speaker 4: I look from the corner of Jade's.
Speaker 7: Marking on with a zombie, You get on with.
Speaker 4: A zombie.
Speaker 14: In the.
Speaker 5: Get away from her, Let's talk about my beautiful wife, Kara.
Speaker 4: Oh you sure?
Speaker 5: Is, And I genuinely mean that she set the kitchen
Speaker 5: on fire the other night. What, yeah, how well? I mean,
Speaker 5: that's really innocent mistake. It happens, though sometimes sometimes it happens.
Speaker 5: So she's got the kid's lunchboxes on one stove, yep,
Speaker 5: she set up another stove filled full of water and
Speaker 5: a pan just get ready. Maybe some part or something
Speaker 5: flicked on the stove, went off to do something else.
Speaker 4: Turns out she put on the wrong stove, didn't she
Speaker 4: what happened?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. So she basically just lit up the
Speaker 5: lunchboxes and walked away.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I feel like doing that caught on fire.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it would be easier to set the lunch boxes
Speaker 2: on fire as opposed to preparing lunches for the children.
Speaker 5: You know, kids, you're just having deep fried plastic tonight.
Speaker 5: Enjoy And can you imagine the smoke that that sort
Speaker 5: of plastic would let off. It was that real sort
Speaker 5: of thick, dark, smooth, really dang your topic, all of
Speaker 5: a sudden.
Speaker 4: Emergency, And didn't the kids love it? Didn't they have
Speaker 4: a good time?
Speaker 5: Oh really, it was a genuinely catastrophic situation, but they
Speaker 5: thought it.
Speaker 4: Was really, really exciting, brilliant.
Speaker 5: So I came home and the whole house is basically black. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so we're on this clean up mission to try and
Speaker 5: turn it back into the house that it was.
Speaker 3: Did it stink?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, still airing out the house as we speak.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I've done that before in terms of you
Speaker 2: know that spray oil where they're like, do not spray
Speaker 2: the oil around a naked flame. Yes, they were not
Speaker 2: joking when they said that you.
Speaker 4: Did that as an adult.
Speaker 6: I have done that.
Speaker 5: Most people, I like myself do that with a canaidio
Speaker 5: and as a youngster.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, as a genuine adult, I sprayed it and
Speaker 2: it went.
Speaker 7: Go basically exploded.
Speaker 5: So you know exactly what it can happen. You can
Speaker 5: just accidentally set things on fire.
Speaker 7: It's very easy to do.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten. That's what we're talking about
Speaker 4: this morning.
Speaker 5: What did you accidentally set a blaze? Was setting small
Speaker 5: paddic on fire. Living on the farm as a younger,
Speaker 5: a dry time of the year and whatever reason I'm
Speaker 5: sort of playing with. Probably that I think adadrant camp
Speaker 5: and a lighter as a youngster, and then all of
Speaker 5: a sudden paddick is on fire, time to see first
Speaker 5: to jump in?
Speaker 3: Did you get in trouble from your parents?
Speaker 4: Got in big, big trouble?
Speaker 3: What did they say to you?
Speaker 5: I can't remember because it was so loud that thought
Speaker 5: herds were coming out Dad's mouth. It was quite distorted and.
Speaker 3: Blurring like it not so loud dad and dramatic.
Speaker 4: Calm down, mate, that didn't go down too well. Good
Speaker 4: morning to you, Tyson.
Speaker 13: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 3: Tyson? What happened?
Speaker 14: So?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I was hungry and I was just chilling on the couch.
Speaker 13: I decided to put a whole pizza box in the
Speaker 13: oven to heat it up. Didn't think about it and
Speaker 13: when to go have a shower and come back out
Speaker 13: in the whole ovens on fire, Tyson?
Speaker 5: And I bet that whoever you told this story too,
Speaker 5: and maybe your significant other, gave you so much tick
Speaker 5: about putting a pizza box in the oven. I told
Speaker 5: my friend, have done the exact same.
Speaker 3: You've done it.
Speaker 1: Yes, what happened?
Speaker 5: I just sort of assumed the car found it before
Speaker 5: it set a light. But I just assumed that it
Speaker 5: wouldn't catch alike, and we just heat up.
Speaker 4: The pizza exactly.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I assumed the exact same thing.
Speaker 5: What did you assume that, like, how could it possibly
Speaker 5: catch a light in the oven? Here's my thought process, with.
Speaker 2: All due respect, Tyson, you two are idiots, honestly, godboard.
Speaker 4: That's goodness, we're in this together. That's okay.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Jason.
Speaker 18: Morning.
Speaker 3: Yeahooed what happened?
Speaker 18: New house? Second night? Decided to home cooked meal and
Speaker 18: yeah oven electric oven, new oven, and she went so
Speaker 18: running outside of the old flaming pan.
Speaker 4: What was the aftermath, Jason?
Speaker 18: Oh, I just a bit of baking paper through the house,
Speaker 18: little little fires and of a dead patch of lawn,
Speaker 18: but not too bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you swear nothing true, too dramatic. Thank you, Jason, Juli,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning. How are you and.
Speaker 3: What did you set a life? Please?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 12: I had a beautiful it was relatively new bamboo cutting board,
Speaker 12: and we had this crappy old electric stovetop that I
Speaker 12: was after my husband changed for a long time. And
Speaker 12: I put the bamboo cutting board onto d and didn't
Speaker 12: realize that I must have hit the knob on the
Speaker 12: front of the stove and walked off and I lost
Speaker 12: my sense of smell when I had my child and
Speaker 12: I walked out of the kitchen to walk back in
Speaker 12: to find it full of smoke, and the bamboo cutting
Speaker 12: board was glowing beautifully and yet just really freaked me out.
Speaker 12: So yeah, we just had this beautiful, glowing ember and
Speaker 12: a kitchen full of smoke.
Speaker 5: There you go, that's what it's all about. What did
Speaker 5: you set a blaze? Third twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah again, the kids in a little turn the other night.
Speaker 4: Sure it's good, isn't it. The SI Let's go to
Speaker 4: wes and safe at Hearts. Good on to you guy Manrning.
Speaker 10: Guys, how are you?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Good? Here you going? And what you said?
Speaker 8: A lot?
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know when you're a bit younger, I was
Speaker 10: about sorry, ten or eleven years old. Parents sold us
Speaker 10: not to play with matches, so I decided to play
Speaker 10: with matches. I lived opposite a plan sugar cane plantation
Speaker 10: field and sit better likes the accident.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait wait, where's you set a whole plantation?
Speaker 4: A lot?
Speaker 10: Oh well, probably about fifty two hundred meters, but yeah
Speaker 10: it was good enough. Ran up and down between my
Speaker 10: house with a bucket of water trying to put it
Speaker 10: out hyber gate and everything pitched up. And actually they
Speaker 10: thought they said it was me, and I categorically denied it,
Speaker 10: saying I saw it and I decided to help and
Speaker 10: put it out.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you tried to go from the person
Speaker 5: who started to a genuine hero.
Speaker 2: What was the feedback from the parents when they worked
Speaker 2: out it was you that started it?
Speaker 10: Oh well, back then when you could get an ass whooping,
Speaker 10: that's what I got.
Speaker 16: Yes, it was.
Speaker 5: It was a different time. Where so what what was
Speaker 5: the punishment? What happened was it? Did did you get
Speaker 5: in trouble with the law as well?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 10: Peters didn't say anything to Wive it was to the law,
Speaker 10: but they knew it was me. But yeah, definitely was
Speaker 10: grounded for a good couple of weeks where I couldn't
Speaker 10: go to any sort of club, sport or anything of
Speaker 10: that sort. So I was, yeah, did a whole lot
Speaker 10: of chores.
Speaker 2: Where's that is a solid effort from you.
Speaker 4: That most importantly got a genuine whooping whoop?
Speaker 3: Josh, good morning morning.
Speaker 10: How are you going go do you?
Speaker 3: What did you send all like, Josh.
Speaker 8: Let's not let's not sound like that. I didn't do
Speaker 8: anything too bad. I was playing with a lighter and
Speaker 8: some paper. I thought it was a good idea out
Speaker 8: in the back shed, and as I was playing with
Speaker 8: the lighter, I accidentally let the paper. Well not accidentally,
Speaker 8: I did it on purpose, but I lit the paper
Speaker 8: on fire, and I started panicking.
Speaker 10: I was like, oh, no, what am I going to do?
Speaker 8: So I put it down on the ground trying to
Speaker 8: stump it out. It didn't work, went and got the
Speaker 8: parents brand inside and a panic came back outside. The
Speaker 8: whole shed was on fire by the time I got
Speaker 8: back outside. And be very progressive these days, oh, there
Speaker 8: was too much flameable stuff in there was It wasn't good.
Speaker 8: But me, being a kid, I wasn't really thinking of
Speaker 8: that at the time. I was like, oh, fire and paper,
Speaker 8: what could I do with this?
Speaker 4: That's what happens.
Speaker 3: Did the fire is come out?
Speaker 16: Josh came out.
Speaker 8: I got a tongue lashing, and yeah, just and all.
Speaker 8: It was a very life changing experience.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So we sit there as young men, we think, well,
Speaker 5: there's a lesson in this. I don't know what it
Speaker 5: is though, Good.
Speaker 3: Morning, Dylan, morning, Hey you going good? What did you
Speaker 3: set a light?
Speaker 15: Back in school we were welding up a container and
Speaker 15: we didn't really realize that the welder had gone out,
Speaker 15: but the gas was still flowing, and we thought, oh,
Speaker 15: we better get rid of the gas, so use a
Speaker 15: little lighter try and get rid of the gas. And
Speaker 15: we didn't realize how much gas was there and the explosion.
Speaker 15: There was about twenty to thirty kids in the classroom.
Speaker 15: Every single one of us was deaf for almost up
Speaker 15: to half an hour.
Speaker 5: I'm guessing as well doing that's a real eyebrow stealer,
Speaker 5: that sort of situation.
Speaker 15: Yeah, we had like face masks and stuff on, but
Speaker 15: we still ended up with like cuts on our faces
Speaker 15: and all sorts. The teacher was yelling at us for
Speaker 15: the whole lunch break and we couldn't hear and we
Speaker 15: were just laughing.
Speaker 17: We didn't even hear our own laugh.
Speaker 5: Once again, long men in this situation. Not that there's
Speaker 5: definitely a lesson there.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much, Dylan, not sure what it was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, quick quickly got a news read, Abbey, because you
Speaker 5: just sort of feel like, abs what have you got
Speaker 5: in this space? Like I dare say, you one who
Speaker 5: knows how to start fires if you need to, but
Speaker 5: sometimes they can be started accidentally.
Speaker 9: I excuse me, I'm a great firestarter. Can I just
Speaker 9: say so myself. But I had a bit of a
Speaker 9: situation where we had a caravan up at Madam, and
Speaker 9: I decided to go up there, as you do, single gal,
Speaker 9: gonna go and have a weekend away. And I cooked
Speaker 9: myself bacon and eggs on a.
Speaker 7: I cooked myself.
Speaker 9: Bacon and eggs after a few bottles of one on
Speaker 9: a hot plate last morning, and I make a stick
Speaker 9: it on the plate, and I walked down to the
Speaker 9: annex to sit and watch the news.
Speaker 7: And in the morning and I look up and there's
Speaker 7: flames going from the kitchen.
Speaker 9: So what had happened was there was the hot plate
Speaker 9: was way too close number one to the side of
Speaker 9: the wall. But also Mum had this bloody decorative tea towel.
Speaker 7: On the wall. Bloody mum. Yes, it's mum's fault.
Speaker 9: So I had it all sort of yeah, went up
Speaker 9: and I threw it into the sink, thank goodness.
Speaker 7: But last night I was wrong to Mom and.
Speaker 9: Dad about this, and Dad goes, Mum goes, you're very
Speaker 9: lucky because you would have if that had taken off,
Speaker 9: burnt down probably fifteen caravans.
Speaker 7: And I said, you're being very dramatic. And then I
Speaker 7: looked at Dad, and Dad was like, no, seriously, you.
Speaker 8: Would have.
Speaker 7: So yeah, that's my claim to fame.
Speaker 4: Was on the edge of the absolute disaster owner.
Speaker 2: Of the caravan parks like, oh yeah, that's just abby things,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 4: That's fine.
Speaker 5: The owner of the caravan parks like, damn, we could
Speaker 5: have cashed in on insurance.
Speaker 7: We would just let me said that, he goes, we
Speaker 7: wore at fifty grand.
Speaker 1: So all right, fire up, Okay, gosh you need this.
Speaker 5: That is the most understafest thing that's ever come out
Speaker 5: of someone's mouth.
Speaker 6: And the score is currently six twelve in Hazy's favor.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, all right.
Speaker 6: That doesn't mean you can't come back. There's plenty of
Speaker 6: weeks left.
Speaker 16: In the year.
Speaker 3: So true, are we?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And on your team today, Jodes is Erin from Freely Hello.
Speaker 2: Erin, Hey, Jody, Hello, I really want to take you
Speaker 2: to the movies.
Speaker 14: You got there?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 6: And Anita from Macklesfield is on team Hazey this morning.
Speaker 17: What do you want?
Speaker 4: What do you want to say?
Speaker 16: Isn't it?
Speaker 4: This is the jade?
Speaker 6: I reckon, I reckon. A couple of these might stump
Speaker 6: you too. Today I'm just going to say it now,
Speaker 6: so remember as them and I just pretty much clapped out.
Speaker 6: Your name is your buzzer?
Speaker 3: Please, I'm not doing this week. He is singing out
Speaker 3: the words so you can giving.
Speaker 6: Hazy the answer excellence. Yeah, I wonder how many true
Speaker 6: wins Hazey's had?
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 16: Very goodness?
Speaker 6: All right, let's get straight into it. Song number one.
Speaker 16: I know who was fine?
Speaker 1: Too bad?
Speaker 6: I need both? Come on you two?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're doing the singing thing, okay, Jody, Yeah.
Speaker 8: Go on?
Speaker 2: Is it closer?
Speaker 6: Oh you're so close, Hazy.
Speaker 5: If you've got an answer, it is ed Sharon, and
Speaker 5: it is Is it closer?
Speaker 6: No shivers?
Speaker 5: Guys, that was one of those ones you singing along
Speaker 5: and you're just trying to speed up what you're singing
Speaker 5: along to try and.
Speaker 4: Find a word.
Speaker 1: What happens.
Speaker 4: We're just a bunch of losers.
Speaker 6: You are about to loser. Sip both ways?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 6: So number two redeem me sales? Please?
Speaker 16: What I know?
Speaker 7: It's why I set away.
Speaker 8: Shun Damn.
Speaker 6: Don't think.
Speaker 7: He was in the gard Damn the long title.
Speaker 6: I'll take. Yeah, the norms go on?
Speaker 10: It is.
Speaker 6: Don't you got anything?
Speaker 4: Can I get another guess after If Jody gets.
Speaker 6: Wrong, Jody's going to go first the guard damn door.
Speaker 3: Come on, guys, why do I dislike myself so much?
Speaker 6: You can't Hazy's got it, you can go. You're not
Speaker 6: getting the point.
Speaker 5: Is a panic at the discussion. Song name lying is
Speaker 5: the most funny girl can have without.
Speaker 3: I write.
Speaker 6: It's not track to do.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about.
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, we're hopeless today.
Speaker 6: This is not good. Someone needs to win.
Speaker 16: This is for the win.
Speaker 6: I've got a feeling Joe's it could be looking good.
Speaker 6: It's song number three.
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 6: Come on, Jodie, he go on.
Speaker 4: Uh backstreets bag, Backstreet boys.
Speaker 7: Say that, Oh Joe, that was the worst performance by
Speaker 7: both of you today.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm sorry, Abby, did you say victory?
Speaker 7: That was shocking?
Speaker 16: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: It's not going to go down as one of the
Speaker 4: epic contents.
Speaker 6: But Anita is going to the move.
Speaker 16: Enjoying.
Speaker 6: You composed yourself nicely though there's been no bin kicking today.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 7: Dirty ADDIE's performance is a bit like the Crows, isn't it?
Speaker 7: Up and down?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 7: Sometimes good?
Speaker 4: You're saying next week. She's gonna win by ninety nine jokes.
Speaker 4: Can you believe just ninety five days to go until
Speaker 4: the show? What a celebration.
Speaker 2: Yes, however, we have spotted just a little error on
Speaker 2: the form guide for the Royal Adelaide Show.
Speaker 4: Okay, now, isn't we.
Speaker 7: Don't?
Speaker 2: Don't distance yourself from this please, So there are several
Speaker 2: categories that you can enter in terms of cooking competitions, cakes,
Speaker 2: et cetera.
Speaker 4: Love these.
Speaker 3: However, there is no fra tartar baking competition.
Speaker 4: Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 4: It's an outrage and I.
Speaker 2: Do believe that if I were to enter my world
Speaker 2: famous forra tata it would be a winner Winter chicken Dinner.
Speaker 4: I'm just not so sure about that.
Speaker 7: We just see chicken in fratatas.
Speaker 3: Is that not in mine?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: Throw some in there, get me and I'll be interested.
Speaker 4: Who knows?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you fra tata hater, aren't you. Let's
Speaker 2: go to Will Rayner, who is from the Royal Show.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Will, morning, Jody, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Has this been addressed before the fact that there's no
Speaker 2: fratata competition at the show.
Speaker 17: Well, not for the last hundred and eighty five years.
Speaker 17: But my phone is running off the hook. Yesterday, Jody,
Speaker 17: that people telling me we needed to get a Patata
Speaker 17: competition at the Royal Laid Show.
Speaker 5: Just on that, Will, I mean the last one hundred
Speaker 5: and eighty five years, of course, no inquiries, but so
Speaker 5: you can't account for the years before that?
Speaker 4: Is that what you said?
Speaker 17: No, No, we've looked at the history yesterday and we
Speaker 17: couldn't find an example of a Pratata competition. But I've
Speaker 17: had got some great news for you guys if you'd like,
Speaker 17: And then I did. I consulted with the Cookery Committee
Speaker 17: and they told me that if we got twenty entries,
Speaker 17: they would open a new competition this year for for
Speaker 17: Tata's at the Royal Adelaide Show.
Speaker 4: It's a Fra Tata off.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 2: All we need to find, will is are you telling
Speaker 2: me all we need to find is twenty for Tata bakers.
Speaker 17: That's right, and then we will throw in a prize
Speaker 17: money of five hundred dollars for first year. So I
Speaker 17: need to buy the society. We'll get some expert judges
Speaker 17: to judge during the Raw Adelaide Show. So yeah, it's
Speaker 17: on the cookoff is on and hazy. I think you'd
Speaker 17: find that very very exciting.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Well, I've got to say, Will, when you said five
Speaker 5: hundred dollars, my ear is absolutely Prickare.
Speaker 3: You would not even know where to start baking a
Speaker 3: forra tata?
Speaker 4: I'm just going to put it to you. Then will
Speaker 4: you tell me what a fra tartar is? By the way,
Speaker 4: I will.
Speaker 17: Leave that to the expert. They will have the expert
Speaker 17: judges there.
Speaker 8: The judges will be there.
Speaker 17: You know, if you're not a for charticle for there's
Speaker 17: many many category that you can enterprise that the show,
Speaker 17: as you know, So get onto the website the show
Speaker 17: dot com, dot you and there's there's a competition for everyone.
Speaker 3: This is so perfect.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Will, thank you so very much. A for
Speaker 2: tata competition at the Royal Adelaide Show.
Speaker 4: If you don't mind, you've made history jokes.
Speaker 5: Who would have thought through everything that you've done in
Speaker 5: this life? Your little legacy is going to be the
Speaker 5: fra tarta cookoff at the Adelaide Show. Congradulations that beautiful stuff.
Speaker 7: You're so welcome.
Speaker 2: If you do want to enter entries at Adelaide Showground
Speaker 2: dot com dot are you? That is the email entries
Speaker 2: at Adelaide Showground dot com dot are you You're welcome.
Speaker 8: There you go.
Speaker 4: CEO of the Royal Show will run a thank you
Speaker 4: for joining us this morning. We'll giving us such beautiful thanks.
Speaker 17: Thanks guys, look forward to seeing the show.
Speaker 3: You're going to enter?
Speaker 4: Well, I feel like I'm obliged now.
Speaker 2: Entries at Adelaide Showground dot com dot are you. I
Speaker 2: want your entry in today?
Speaker 4: Can you imagine? Can you imagine if I beat you at.
Speaker 2: The Bratta absolutely categorically will not beat art of competition?
Speaker 4: And I recruit some help? Can you use rider ABBYB
Speaker 4: on my side?
Speaker 7: I think I'm going to recruit my ninety four year
Speaker 7: old nana. Can she make for tatas?
Speaker 9: Jen Smith is a weapon in the kitchen. She still
Speaker 9: cooks to this day. She lives on her own. I
Speaker 9: think we need to recruit her. All right, bring it on,
Speaker 9: Okay done?
Speaker 4: Watch this space