WEBVTT - The Terrible Way This Adelaide Man Found Out His Girlfriend Was Cheating 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:03.720 We go get Morning every day. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:13.880 Adelaides has sealed section with tiff One from Jim's First Me. 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:16.400 She is tiff On from child ten. 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:20.960 Kay, guys like gorgeous, fresh off the back of Chili 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:24.320 First Yesterday, called Chili First. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:28.920 Fire and spies the Lockley's Oval mind. 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:31.960 Yeah, good for real event for weekends. 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:35.000 Bully me about my care all right. 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:38.199 You constantly bring us really really interesting topics. Do you 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:41.400 have the envelope hang on? Yeah? 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:41.680 Yeah. 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:48.640 If you know someone is cheating, do you tell your partner. 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:56.120 Say conundrum as old as time? Yes, because the messenger 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:57.600 always gets shot. Anyway, what's happened? 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:59.560 But what came about was a girlfriend of mine was 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:02.680 at a work event, working in a professional sense, and 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:05.360 a fella at that event took a shine to her, 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:08.880 found her on the Instagram, slid into her DMS like 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:12.000 a slippery little snake, and started chatting her up. And 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.880 she immediately said, whoa, I'm a love. Hey, hey, he's 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:16.440 cut it out. I have a boyfriend. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:20.120 And he said, so what, I've got a mizzo ah 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:26.800 and Joseph, he said this yeah, And they went from there, 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:27.399 and they went. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:30.440 From there, and then I said, well, did you screenshot 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:31.760 it and send it to his wife, and she went 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:33.720 I thought about it, but then look, I was at 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:35.840 a work event. I'm professional. I don't really want to 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:37.520 get him. I don't know these people from barside. I 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:39.760 don't know if they're crazy, I don't. I don't want 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.880 her accusing me of chatting up her husband because I didn't. Yeah, 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:43.800 I'm just going to stay out of it. 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:46.120 Yeah, it's tricky, isn't it. I have to say, this 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.240 is a very attractive girl that we're talking about. She's 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:49.120 a real head turner. 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:50.760 Oh yeah, I'd slide into her DMS. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:51.880 Oh yeah, me too, baby. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:52.160 Yeah. 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.400 But nonetheless, none the less, it doesn't matter even if 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:57.320 his wife's not hot. 0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:01.280 She got one, so exactly. It's interesting now the way 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:03.560 sort of cheating has evolved, isn't it. Like with all 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:05.760 the twists and turns from all the technology. 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:09.040 I would say, opportunities. Yeah, there's more and more opportunities. Well, 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:13.000 you could train someone down. Okay, let's just put this 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:14.440 out there right now. Thirty and twenty four to ten. 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:17.960 If you know someone's cheating, do you tell the partner? 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:21.240 Do you think you would have in this situation alerted 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:25.679 this man's partner to the feel that she is married to. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.359 Yeah, thank you for asking, Jody. That's a beautiful question. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.960 Thank you so much. At the time, when. 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:32.440 Our friend was telling abut this, I was given it 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:34.720 big and being like, yeah, message her that he's a dog. 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:38.160 Tell her truthfully, though I probably wouldn't have, because, as 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:40.079 she said, I don't know these people. I don't want 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:43.200 to get embroiled in there if they're a bit messy. 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:45.239 Some women sort of attack the other woman, being. 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.080 Like, well you hit on him. It's like low mind, 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:49.359 ju Jo's I know you. 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:52.720 If your husband, Gregory, say, was having an affair with 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.200 our friend Hazy, yes, I probably would sit you down 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.000 and it wouldn't be nice. But if I knew it, 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.360 I couldn't in good conscience if you were just say, oh, 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.280 Greggory and I about to book a big holiday, we're 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:02.360 going to buy another house, and. 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:06.679 I'm going he's been shagging Hazy and getting it on me. 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:08.880 I think you should have all the information. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.400 Well, given the level of romance between my husband and this. 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:14.040 I know it wouldn't be shocking. 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:15.040 It wouldn't be shocking. 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:16.080 You would be respectful. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:18.280 Yep, what would be respectful? 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:22.239 The relationship between me and your husband, very respectful. We 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.360 would connect on a physical and spiritual sense. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.400 I think, yeah, you know what that makes it? 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:31.680 Okay, Okay, that's out there. If you know someone is cheating, 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:34.440 do you tell the partner prographs for the best call 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:37.040 as well? So round seven tickets for Port Adelaid's clash 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:39.520 against North Melbourne. Yeah, this is a tricky one. People 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.960 don't want controversy, okay. So it's easy to say, oh, 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:43.680 you should have done it, but you put yourself in 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:45.480 that situation. It's like, oh, I don't want to be 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:46.960 a person in the middle that's getting yelled at. 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:49.120 Can I ask you a question because I've never been 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:53.160 a snapchatter obviously, and I'm not overly into TikTok or 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:56.520 all those Can you message someone on TikTok like can 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:58.760 you go at it that way and talk? And also 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.280 question if I snapchat you yes, can you like screenshot 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:03.880 that or. 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:08.000 Reduce a multi clarified Before snapchat messages disappear, they go 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:11.040 to God. But if I screenshot it, you'll get a notification. 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:12.960 So it's not really in my best interest to be 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:14.320 screenshotting things because. 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:17.760 Then I'd be like, hey, why why is tiff screenshotting 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:20.119 my message. Does she want to tell me something about 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:21.960 my work husband and my actual husband? 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:22.560 What's going on? 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:25.480 To fourteen? Get involved? Let's do this right now. If 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.560 you know someone is cheating, do you tell the partner? 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:31.520 Good morning, Lauren. Could you've been in this situation? 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:37.400 Du Yes, yes, what happened? So we're probably talking twenty 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:41.880 three years ago, I went out with my best friend's 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:46.280 boyfriend's cousins just for the for the night, and then 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.239 then told me that this was my best. 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:55.479 Friend dirty dog, dirty dog alert, and so there. 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:58.560 My response was, obviously, I'm sorry, you know, I need 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:03.280 to tell her. Yeah, couldn't have a good response. We 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:07.440 had a bit of a doubt and oh, yep, but 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:10.279 talk to me for a couple of ways. She broke 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:13.520 up with him and we're still both friends now, and. 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:18.720 Y oh, that's good that you rectified your friendship. Did 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.400 you say, Hey, I'm not the dirty doggler, I'm the whistleblow. 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.080 I think they needed time to process it and actually 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:27.880 work outside everything I'm saying, you know what's true? 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:31.599 And yeah, I feel because I. 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:34.080 Feel like all rationale goes out the window when someone 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:35.920 sits you down and says Hey, your partner's cheating and 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.680 your first instinct is to fire up at whoever sitting 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:39.240 in front of you. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:43.680 Yeah. Yeah, absolutely, in every situation had an intervention with 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:48.360 me that was way too loose. What happened. I was 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.560 just drink too much in carrying on an indivision and 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:52.280 you should have seen the fight I put up. 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:54.760 The problem. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.920 I think it's natural in that situation be defensive. 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:01.920 Absolutely, are you so much? Lauren? Okay, are we going 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:02.320 to Lucky? 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:03.800 Yeah, we're going to go to Lachlan. But what we're 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:06.800 going to say is Lachlan's very passionate about the subject, 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.919 and we just need to be very very careful. Lucky. 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:12.080 You're on your best behavior in terms of word use. 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.360 Okay, yep, yep, ye understandable. 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.480 Take us through it made what happen pretty much. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:20.720 I was with this chick for about two years and 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:22.880 believe they're not she's been doing it for the nine 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:23.920 months of that two years. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:28.560 Yeah, well, how would you be? 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:33.280 Oh well, I was distraught, to be honest. But the 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.919 way I found out was I was on the snapchat 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.480 one day I was at work, I think it was 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.479 on my smoker or something, and one of my mates 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:43.440 messaged me and said, oh, did you know your missus 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:45.080 has been hanging out with so and so? And I 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:46.800 was living with her at the time, so at the 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:48.960 time I was like, nah, she's she didn't know him 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:52.520 in bed? Are you on about? And then he's like, no, no, 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:57.440 they're together right now. So I messaged him directly. I thought, 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.480 I'm not going to message her, but if I message her, 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.520 she's gonna tell me the opposite. She hasn't told me 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.080 in nine months, and I'm obviously just going to have 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:08.480 to find out another way. So I've said to him like, hey, mate, 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:11.440 how are I have you been hanging around my missus? 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:14.080 And the first thing he wrote was I didn't know 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:18.560 she was in a relationship straight away, and it's it's 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:21.760 just all alarm bells started ringing. I'm like, oh, here 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:23.760 we go. So then I thought, all right, I'll wait 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:25.520 till I get overnight and I'll asked her about it. 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:29.160 And I've walked in the door and she still doesn't 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:30.960 know what this right, and it's about six o'clock. I 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:33.360 said to her, Look, do you know so and So 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:36.680 She's like, no, no, no, I never heard of him, 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:39.200 never seen him before. I got all that's strange because 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:44.880 apparently you're hanging around him and no no, no, no, no, 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:50.840 no no, whoever's said that? The talk the talking wat Yeah, 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.000 and then I'm just. 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:54.160 Up. 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.320 Yeah, of course, of course I've been with her in 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:01.360 about four months. It's been very hard. Don't get me wrong. 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:05.360 When you break up with someone that the pain is 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.200 just it's not really startling. 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.760 Yeah, yeah, to form from ten years first, thank you 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:13.280 so much for stopping by any conclusion. Do you tell 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:20.640 someone Oh no, no, no thanks, I'll put this to you. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:22.960 What's the deal with the Umpires and the Adelaide Crows? 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:24.360 I don't know what do I hate the cross? 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:25.680 Why do they hate us so much? 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:30.320 My gosh. So the latest, of course, is an incident 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:34.000 involving ISAAC ranking ranking rather late in the game against 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:35.960 the Gold Coast Sons, which the Crows lost by a point. 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.920 So if it wasn't a mark, then it was a 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:43.160 free kick, okay, because from Gold Coast perspective, Collins, you 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:46.280 can't tackle a bloke middle who's trying to take a catch. 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:50.240 Yeah, absolutely, for goodness sake. And so the latest is 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.120 the AFL have come out. As you would know from 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:54.520 working yesterday Channel seven they came out and they said 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.440 it was an error in the umpire froze, so that's 0:08:57.480 --> 0:09:00.600 on us. And then Tim Silver's from the Adelaid Football 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:03.680 Club come out and said, cool, good, thanks, great. Acknowledgment 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:04.880 doesn't help us. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:08.240 Yeah, what was the point? Exact words? We once again 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:11.200 find ourselves faced with an AFL acknowledgment of an umpiring error, 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:13.880 but unfortunately and in reality, it is of no use 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:14.920 or benefit to our club. 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:15.320 Yeah. 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:15.800 Yeah. 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:17.640 It's like when you have an argument with your partner 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:19.679 and they're like, I'm really sorry I did the wrong thanks. 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.920 Like, yeah, no, shit, cool, Now what can you fix it? Nope, 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:24.640 can't do anything because over the past two seasons this 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:27.920 has happened three times, and most notably towards the end 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.360 of Round twenty three when Benke's clearly kicked the goal 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.920 on the umpires called it was a touched ball via 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:36.360 the post. Yeah, wasn't, and that probably costs the Crows 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:37.880 the spot on the in the finals. 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.400 Yeah, like, what's going on? Would you can understand how 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.839 Crows fans would be incredibly frustrated Port fans frustrated for 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.240 another reason, their team's just not playing very well. Yeah, 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:50.280 but yeah, it's just there's been a succession of incidents 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.080 that have really cost the Crows, and you can understand 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:54.200 why the supporters are like, what's going on here? 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:58.319 Yeah, I know that umpiring is really hard. It's really 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:01.440 really tough. I can't do that anymore. I can't keep 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:03.240 sticking out for the umpires and saying, look, they've got 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.599 a lot on their plate. Yeah, I get it. We 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.520 change the rules the most out of any professional sport 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.719 probably in the world. Yeah, so it's probably confusing for 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:13.400 the umpires. Yeah, but the whole I'm gonna put the 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:15.439 whistle away. It's five minutes to go. I don't want 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:17.480 to make a controversial call. Sometimes it's not making calls 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:18.200 very controversial. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.640 Yes, absolutely, Andrew Hayes. And what are they going to 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:22.679 do without their number one supporter, because you like to 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:24.719 dress up as a cheerleader when the umpires run out 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.480 and just rah rah rah, you've been their biggest supporter 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:28.240 for a very long time. 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:31.120 Water am I wearing right now? Goat, I'm all white. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.120 I've got these tight little white shorts on and I've 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:38.000 got my big yellow socks on. Go umpires. Such a 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:40.679 good Christmas party too, By the way, the umpiring for fraternity. 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.400 That's loose, it is. It's a little bit loose, so loose. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.840 Two years ago at the umpiring for Eternity Christmas party, 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:50.679 we stayed up two quarters to nine that night. I 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.440 couldn't get my rhythm back for weeks after that. Yeah, 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:54.960 unbelievable scene. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:56.920 Instead of doing karaoke, you guys just pull out your 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:58.560 whistles pretty much. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.480 Big time, really good times morning. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:04.120 The following segment is for mature audiences only and may 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:06.880 contain how to all content, graphic language and nudity, not 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.679 that you'll see it if easily offended, well, you're about 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:11.280 to find out just how easily. 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:13.000 Father. 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:15.040 Jody. 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.000 And is six. 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:21.640 That time of the morning where maybe we are just 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:23.520 a bit more riskape, maybe we are just a little 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:25.560 bit bluer than usual. It's okay, CH's we'll straighten up 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:27.079 at seven o'clock. Let's just get the stuff out of 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:27.560 our systems. 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:27.840 Are right? 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:31.160 Sure? I think I've cracked it? What do you mean 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.560 for all the fellows out there? Oh? Seeing there going? Well, 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.360 how do we crack the code? And that is more 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:38.280 mummy and daddy time? 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:40.800 Oh and whatever you come up with. 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:43.800 I study published in the Archives of Sexual behavior. My 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:48.080 favorite journal, by the Way, found that when women take 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:51.560 on most household chores, they may start seeing their husbands 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:56.400 as dependents rather than equals, leading to reduced sexual desire. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:12:00.320 In short, the more housework women do, the less they 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:01.640 have in intercourse. 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.240 Well, Katie Perry said it best, didn't She didn't she? 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:07.560 When she spoke about her husband, Orlando Bloom, she said, 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.439 you do the dishes, then I'll do something for you 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:12.240 in return, if you know what I mean. She would 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:15.760 do something that makes him feel really, really nice in 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:16.480 his loins. 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:23.720 I think she did. She says, like and is like crazy, 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:24.680 but all right. 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.800 Sure, if that's the end result, then why not. 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:30.680 The study suggests that the unequal division of labor creates 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:34.640 feelings of imbalance and resentments, which can harm intimacy and 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.760 overall relationships satisfaction. Do we need us to make sense? 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:39.719 We need a whole study to determine this. 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:43.439 Perhaps we probably not for the ladies, but perhaps we 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:43.960 did for the men. 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:48.080 Why I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:50.559 Why are you men so stupid? Do you know? 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.559 Because I think we're I think it's in our heads 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.760 that if we want to impress a later a lady. 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:56.920 You've got to be you know, got the cheers old 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.200 body and you've got to sort of strut around thing to. 0:12:59.200 --> 0:12:59.480 Do with that. 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:00.720 It's not it's the small thing. 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:03.839 Thank you very very much. Do something for me, or 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:05.440 do something for you who knew. 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:08.439 I didn't know, Na. But for me at home, it's 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:12.000 doing all the choice you know it is. It's hard sometimes, 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:13.839 like is it worth it if I could take the 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:16.319 kids out for two or three hours and give my 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.400 wife a genuine break. I know that when I come 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.800 back it is good chance that something good's going to happen. 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.760 But on top of that, it can't happen because kids 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:26.079 are there. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:29.880 Yeah, so now what do you do? 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:33.400 My husband took my kid to a dance competition yesterday 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:34.079 for about. 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:37.280 Five hours and he still didn't get lucky. So that's 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:38.120 why we're confused. 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.839 I see, it's very confusing. You win some, you lose some, 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:47.680 you probably lose more. Please gamble responsibility. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:54.160 Job job that is a good job. 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.559 Monday morning joke, kick it off with some humor. That's 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:00.160 the best way to kick off your working week. Who 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.240 wants to go first? Is you produce them? You really 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:06.199 set the bar low or high this week? What do 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:06.600 you reckon? 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:08.640 I think I've been good the last couple of weeks. 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:11.000 That's true, you have been good good, and this is 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:13.439 this is good? Will be the judger. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:17.960 What's the difference between a firefighter and the West Coast 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:18.880 Eagles Football Club? 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:20.480 I love these footy jokes. They're good. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:26.640 The firefighter actually climbs the ladder. That's good. 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:32.120 She's found the formula. She's found a little niche. 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:35.120 A nice little niche. Marker got one a bit longer, Okay. 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:37.840 Horny gorilla sees a line bent over a small stream 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:40.080 taking a drip, and just remember, by the way, it's 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:43.600 the jungle. Okay, it's the jungle. Unfortunately, there's not many rules. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.040 So the gorilla runs up behind the line, grabs on 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:49.040 and has his weight with him. The gorilla then takes 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.640 off running with a very angry line on his heels. 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:53.840 As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.800 bit of a lead and sees a British Safari camp ahead. 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.600 So the gorilla enters the camp, grabs some kha kis 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.440 that are out to dry, puts on some pants, a 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.080 shirt and a hat, and he sits on a chair 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.440 by the campfire and grabs a copy of the local paper, 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:09.200 pretending to read so as to hide his face. The 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:11.720 line enters the campsite and, let's add a huge roar, 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.800 he yells, did anyone see a gorilla run through here? 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.520 The gorilla, in full disguise calls out, you mean the 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:21.000 one that had sex with the lion, and the line explains, 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:30.840 oh my god, it's already in the paper. Okay, all right. 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:32.800 So this guy sticks his head into a barber shop 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:34.640 and asks how long before I can get a haircut? 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:36.320 And the barber looks around the shop and he goes, oh, 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:39.360 about two hours, and then the guy leaves. A few 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.040 days later, the same guy sticks his head in the 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:42.920 door and asks, hey, how long before I can get 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:45.280 a haircut? And the barble looks around the shop again, 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:47.920 and he's like, oh, I don't know about it. Two 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.800 and a half hours, and the guy leaves. A week later, 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.080 that same guy sticks his head into the barber shop 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:55.040 and says how long until I can get a haircut? 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:56.640 And the barble looks around the shop and he goes, oh, 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:58.720 probably about an hour and a half. And the guy 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:00.920 leaves again. And then the barber looks over at his 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:03.240 friend in the shop and says, hey, Bill, follow that 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.720 guy and see where he goes. In a little while, 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:07.920 Bill comes back into the shop and he's laughing hysterically. 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:10.320 The barber asked Bill, where did that guy go when 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:12.120 he left here? And Bill looks at him and goes 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:19.360 to your house. Discovered something about myself. I should never 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:24.080 ever ever be allowed to open this mouth in a lift. 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:25.960 Oh my god, Well let's go for a ride. 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:30.320 Okay, So what comes with me in lifts is just inane, 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:32.640 stupid small talk. 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:34.280 You can't you can't help it. 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:38.840 I cannot. I cannot. It's out of control. And my 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:43.200 husband's like, could you just shut your cake hole? Honestly, Like, 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.520 especially when we're on holidays and I'm missing my kids, 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:47.800 if someone gets into a lift with kids, then off, 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.120 I go, oh, how old you? Oh? I've got three 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:53.840 four children. But I've forgot then for a moment, and 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:55.720 I just like, Greg just looks at me, like what 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:56.360 is wrong with you? 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:58.920 And also they're just as annoyed and scared as you are. 0:16:58.960 --> 0:16:59.600 They're like a snake. 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:06.400 I get verbal diarrhea. So I was leaving Channel ten 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:09.760 last week after work and it's on the fourth floor 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:13.879 we share the fourth floor with a real estate agent 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:18.840 called Owen's Cassilie, very prominent, very prominent. And so me 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.920 and my mate from Channel ten get into the lift 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:26.160 Johnny o'shay, and we're standing there. On that day, I'd 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:29.359 had the misfortune of trying to find a stapler in 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.560 the office and I couldn't find a stapler because for 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:34.760 some reason, the stationary cupboard has dried up. But Channel 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:38.480 ten so in more the real estate people from Owen's Cassilie, 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:41.920 and they're dragging along a trolley full of like what 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:47.040 appears to be really cool stuff. And I'm like, you'd 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:49.920 have really good stationary there at Owen's Cassilie, wouldn't you know? 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:55.119 That's that's not going to start. That's not the beginning 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:56.280 of a meaningful relationship. 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:59.480 And she looks at me and she's like, not really 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:03.200 like that. And Johnny's in the back of the lift 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:04.560 just like shrinking down. 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:08.520 So You're like, oh, now what now? 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:08.639 What? 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:08.960 Now? What? 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:10.760 Crazy weather? We're having? 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:11.000 No? 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:14.159 No, But they're not committed to stationary chat. So then 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:18.480 I had to double down. I said, yes, I tried 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:20.680 to find a stapless today. I found a staple but 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:22.840 I didn't. I didn't have any staples in it, and 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:29.720 she's just like, who is this crazyness? Finally, finally the 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:33.440 lift hits the boom fall, we'll get out. I'm like, 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:37.480 see you guys having good night. Johnny looks at me 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:40.400 and he goes cool stationary chatte. 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:44.000