Speaker 1: We go get Morning every day.
Speaker 2: Adelaides has sealed section with tiff One from Jim's First Me.
Speaker 3: She is tiff On from child ten.
Speaker 1: Kay, guys like gorgeous, fresh off the back of Chili
Speaker 1: First Yesterday, called Chili First.
Speaker 4: Fire and spies the Lockley's Oval mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good for real event for weekends.
Speaker 4: Bully me about my care all right.
Speaker 3: You constantly bring us really really interesting topics. Do you
Speaker 3: have the envelope hang on? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If you know someone is cheating, do you tell your partner.
Speaker 1: Say conundrum as old as time? Yes, because the messenger
Speaker 1: always gets shot. Anyway, what's happened?
Speaker 2: But what came about was a girlfriend of mine was
Speaker 2: at a work event, working in a professional sense, and
Speaker 2: a fella at that event took a shine to her,
Speaker 2: found her on the Instagram, slid into her DMS like
Speaker 2: a slippery little snake, and started chatting her up. And
Speaker 2: she immediately said, whoa, I'm a love. Hey, hey, he's
Speaker 2: cut it out. I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 5: And he said, so what, I've got a mizzo ah
Speaker 5: and Joseph, he said this yeah, And they went from there,
Speaker 5: and they went.
Speaker 2: From there, and then I said, well, did you screenshot
Speaker 2: it and send it to his wife, and she went
Speaker 2: I thought about it, but then look, I was at
Speaker 2: a work event. I'm professional. I don't really want to
Speaker 2: get him. I don't know these people from barside. I
Speaker 2: don't know if they're crazy, I don't. I don't want
Speaker 2: her accusing me of chatting up her husband because I didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just going to stay out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tricky, isn't it. I have to say, this
Speaker 1: is a very attractive girl that we're talking about. She's
Speaker 1: a real head turner.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'd slide into her DMS.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, me too, baby.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But nonetheless, none the less, it doesn't matter even if
Speaker 4: his wife's not hot.
Speaker 1: She got one, so exactly. It's interesting now the way
Speaker 1: sort of cheating has evolved, isn't it. Like with all
Speaker 1: the twists and turns from all the technology.
Speaker 3: I would say, opportunities. Yeah, there's more and more opportunities. Well,
Speaker 3: you could train someone down. Okay, let's just put this
Speaker 3: out there right now. Thirty and twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: If you know someone's cheating, do you tell the partner?
Speaker 1: Do you think you would have in this situation alerted
Speaker 1: this man's partner to the feel that she is married to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you for asking, Jody. That's a beautiful question.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. At the time, when.
Speaker 2: Our friend was telling abut this, I was given it
Speaker 2: big and being like, yeah, message her that he's a dog.
Speaker 2: Tell her truthfully, though I probably wouldn't have, because, as
Speaker 2: she said, I don't know these people. I don't want
Speaker 2: to get embroiled in there if they're a bit messy.
Speaker 2: Some women sort of attack the other woman, being.
Speaker 4: Like, well you hit on him. It's like low mind,
Speaker 4: ju Jo's I know you.
Speaker 2: If your husband, Gregory, say, was having an affair with
Speaker 2: our friend Hazy, yes, I probably would sit you down
Speaker 2: and it wouldn't be nice. But if I knew it,
Speaker 2: I couldn't in good conscience if you were just say, oh,
Speaker 2: Greggory and I about to book a big holiday, we're
Speaker 2: going to buy another house, and.
Speaker 3: I'm going he's been shagging Hazy and getting it on me.
Speaker 4: I think you should have all the information.
Speaker 1: Well, given the level of romance between my husband and this.
Speaker 4: I know it wouldn't be shocking.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be shocking.
Speaker 3: You would be respectful.
Speaker 1: Yep, what would be respectful?
Speaker 3: The relationship between me and your husband, very respectful. We
Speaker 3: would connect on a physical and spiritual sense.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, you know what that makes it?
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that's out there. If you know someone is cheating,
Speaker 3: do you tell the partner prographs for the best call
Speaker 3: as well? So round seven tickets for Port Adelaid's clash
Speaker 3: against North Melbourne. Yeah, this is a tricky one. People
Speaker 3: don't want controversy, okay. So it's easy to say, oh,
Speaker 3: you should have done it, but you put yourself in
Speaker 3: that situation. It's like, oh, I don't want to be
Speaker 3: a person in the middle that's getting yelled at.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question because I've never been
Speaker 1: a snapchatter obviously, and I'm not overly into TikTok or
Speaker 1: all those Can you message someone on TikTok like can
Speaker 1: you go at it that way and talk? And also
Speaker 1: question if I snapchat you yes, can you like screenshot
Speaker 1: that or.
Speaker 2: Reduce a multi clarified Before snapchat messages disappear, they go
Speaker 2: to God. But if I screenshot it, you'll get a notification.
Speaker 2: So it's not really in my best interest to be
Speaker 2: screenshotting things because.
Speaker 1: Then I'd be like, hey, why why is tiff screenshotting
Speaker 1: my message. Does she want to tell me something about
Speaker 1: my work husband and my actual husband?
Speaker 6: What's going on?
Speaker 3: To fourteen? Get involved? Let's do this right now. If
Speaker 3: you know someone is cheating, do you tell the partner?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Lauren. Could you've been in this situation?
Speaker 7: Du Yes, yes, what happened? So we're probably talking twenty
Speaker 7: three years ago, I went out with my best friend's
Speaker 7: boyfriend's cousins just for the for the night, and then
Speaker 7: then told me that this was my best.
Speaker 3: Friend dirty dog, dirty dog alert, and so there.
Speaker 7: My response was, obviously, I'm sorry, you know, I need
Speaker 7: to tell her. Yeah, couldn't have a good response. We
Speaker 7: had a bit of a doubt and oh, yep, but
Speaker 7: talk to me for a couple of ways. She broke
Speaker 7: up with him and we're still both friends now, and.
Speaker 2: Y oh, that's good that you rectified your friendship. Did
Speaker 2: you say, Hey, I'm not the dirty doggler, I'm the whistleblow.
Speaker 7: I think they needed time to process it and actually
Speaker 7: work outside everything I'm saying, you know what's true?
Speaker 4: And yeah, I feel because I.
Speaker 1: Feel like all rationale goes out the window when someone
Speaker 1: sits you down and says Hey, your partner's cheating and
Speaker 1: your first instinct is to fire up at whoever sitting
Speaker 1: in front of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, absolutely, in every situation had an intervention with
Speaker 3: me that was way too loose. What happened. I was
Speaker 3: just drink too much in carrying on an indivision and
Speaker 3: you should have seen the fight I put up.
Speaker 1: The problem.
Speaker 3: I think it's natural in that situation be defensive.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, are you so much? Lauren? Okay, are we going
Speaker 1: to Lucky?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to go to Lachlan. But what we're
Speaker 3: going to say is Lachlan's very passionate about the subject,
Speaker 3: and we just need to be very very careful. Lucky.
Speaker 3: You're on your best behavior in terms of word use.
Speaker 8: Okay, yep, yep, ye understandable.
Speaker 3: Take us through it made what happen pretty much.
Speaker 8: I was with this chick for about two years and
Speaker 8: believe they're not she's been doing it for the nine
Speaker 8: months of that two years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, how would you be?
Speaker 8: Oh well, I was distraught, to be honest. But the
Speaker 8: way I found out was I was on the snapchat
Speaker 8: one day I was at work, I think it was
Speaker 8: on my smoker or something, and one of my mates
Speaker 8: messaged me and said, oh, did you know your missus
Speaker 8: has been hanging out with so and so? And I
Speaker 8: was living with her at the time, so at the
Speaker 8: time I was like, nah, she's she didn't know him
Speaker 8: in bed? Are you on about? And then he's like, no, no,
Speaker 8: they're together right now. So I messaged him directly. I thought,
Speaker 8: I'm not going to message her, but if I message her,
Speaker 8: she's gonna tell me the opposite. She hasn't told me
Speaker 8: in nine months, and I'm obviously just going to have
Speaker 8: to find out another way. So I've said to him like, hey, mate,
Speaker 8: how are I have you been hanging around my missus?
Speaker 8: And the first thing he wrote was I didn't know
Speaker 8: she was in a relationship straight away, and it's it's
Speaker 8: just all alarm bells started ringing. I'm like, oh, here
Speaker 8: we go. So then I thought, all right, I'll wait
Speaker 8: till I get overnight and I'll asked her about it.
Speaker 8: And I've walked in the door and she still doesn't
Speaker 8: know what this right, and it's about six o'clock. I
Speaker 8: said to her, Look, do you know so and So
Speaker 8: She's like, no, no, no, I never heard of him,
Speaker 8: never seen him before. I got all that's strange because
Speaker 8: apparently you're hanging around him and no no, no, no, no,
Speaker 8: no no, whoever's said that? The talk the talking wat Yeah,
Speaker 8: and then I'm just.
Speaker 7: Up.
Speaker 8: Yeah, of course, of course I've been with her in
Speaker 8: about four months. It's been very hard. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 8: When you break up with someone that the pain is
Speaker 8: just it's not really startling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, to form from ten years first, thank you
Speaker 3: so much for stopping by any conclusion. Do you tell
Speaker 3: someone Oh no, no, no thanks, I'll put this to you.
Speaker 3: What's the deal with the Umpires and the Adelaide Crows?
Speaker 3: I don't know what do I hate the cross?
Speaker 1: Why do they hate us so much?
Speaker 3: My gosh. So the latest, of course, is an incident
Speaker 3: involving ISAAC ranking ranking rather late in the game against
Speaker 3: the Gold Coast Sons, which the Crows lost by a point.
Speaker 3: So if it wasn't a mark, then it was a
Speaker 3: free kick, okay, because from Gold Coast perspective, Collins, you
Speaker 3: can't tackle a bloke middle who's trying to take a catch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, for goodness sake. And so the latest is
Speaker 1: the AFL have come out. As you would know from
Speaker 1: working yesterday Channel seven they came out and they said
Speaker 1: it was an error in the umpire froze, so that's
Speaker 1: on us. And then Tim Silver's from the Adelaid Football
Speaker 1: Club come out and said, cool, good, thanks, great. Acknowledgment
Speaker 1: doesn't help us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was the point? Exact words? We once again
Speaker 3: find ourselves faced with an AFL acknowledgment of an umpiring error,
Speaker 3: but unfortunately and in reality, it is of no use
Speaker 3: or benefit to our club.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like when you have an argument with your partner
Speaker 1: and they're like, I'm really sorry I did the wrong thanks.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, no, shit, cool, Now what can you fix it? Nope,
Speaker 3: can't do anything because over the past two seasons this
Speaker 3: has happened three times, and most notably towards the end
Speaker 3: of Round twenty three when Benke's clearly kicked the goal
Speaker 3: on the umpires called it was a touched ball via
Speaker 3: the post. Yeah, wasn't, and that probably costs the Crows
Speaker 3: the spot on the in the finals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, what's going on? Would you can understand how
Speaker 1: Crows fans would be incredibly frustrated Port fans frustrated for
Speaker 1: another reason, their team's just not playing very well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's just there's been a succession of incidents
Speaker 1: that have really cost the Crows, and you can understand
Speaker 1: why the supporters are like, what's going on here?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that umpiring is really hard. It's really
Speaker 3: really tough. I can't do that anymore. I can't keep
Speaker 3: sticking out for the umpires and saying, look, they've got
Speaker 3: a lot on their plate. Yeah, I get it. We
Speaker 3: change the rules the most out of any professional sport
Speaker 3: probably in the world. Yeah, so it's probably confusing for
Speaker 3: the umpires. Yeah, but the whole I'm gonna put the
Speaker 3: whistle away. It's five minutes to go. I don't want
Speaker 3: to make a controversial call. Sometimes it's not making calls
Speaker 3: very controversial.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, Andrew Hayes. And what are they going to
Speaker 1: do without their number one supporter, because you like to
Speaker 1: dress up as a cheerleader when the umpires run out
Speaker 1: and just rah rah rah, you've been their biggest supporter
Speaker 1: for a very long time.
Speaker 3: Water am I wearing right now? Goat, I'm all white.
Speaker 3: I've got these tight little white shorts on and I've
Speaker 3: got my big yellow socks on. Go umpires. Such a
Speaker 3: good Christmas party too, By the way, the umpiring for fraternity.
Speaker 3: That's loose, it is. It's a little bit loose, so loose.
Speaker 3: Two years ago at the umpiring for Eternity Christmas party,
Speaker 3: we stayed up two quarters to nine that night. I
Speaker 3: couldn't get my rhythm back for weeks after that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: unbelievable scene.
Speaker 1: Instead of doing karaoke, you guys just pull out your
Speaker 1: whistles pretty much.
Speaker 3: Big time, really good times morning.
Speaker 5: The following segment is for mature audiences only and may
Speaker 5: contain how to all content, graphic language and nudity, not
Speaker 5: that you'll see it if easily offended, well, you're about
Speaker 5: to find out just how easily.
Speaker 1: Father.
Speaker 7: Jody.
Speaker 1: And is six.
Speaker 3: That time of the morning where maybe we are just
Speaker 3: a bit more riskape, maybe we are just a little
Speaker 3: bit bluer than usual. It's okay, CH's we'll straighten up
Speaker 3: at seven o'clock. Let's just get the stuff out of
Speaker 3: our systems.
Speaker 8: Are right?
Speaker 3: Sure? I think I've cracked it? What do you mean
Speaker 3: for all the fellows out there? Oh? Seeing there going? Well,
Speaker 3: how do we crack the code? And that is more
Speaker 3: mummy and daddy time?
Speaker 1: Oh and whatever you come up with.
Speaker 3: I study published in the Archives of Sexual behavior. My
Speaker 3: favorite journal, by the Way, found that when women take
Speaker 3: on most household chores, they may start seeing their husbands
Speaker 3: as dependents rather than equals, leading to reduced sexual desire.
Speaker 3: In short, the more housework women do, the less they
Speaker 3: have in intercourse.
Speaker 1: Well, Katie Perry said it best, didn't She didn't she?
Speaker 1: When she spoke about her husband, Orlando Bloom, she said,
Speaker 1: you do the dishes, then I'll do something for you
Speaker 1: in return, if you know what I mean. She would
Speaker 1: do something that makes him feel really, really nice in
Speaker 1: his loins.
Speaker 3: I think she did. She says, like and is like crazy,
Speaker 3: but all right.
Speaker 1: Sure, if that's the end result, then why not.
Speaker 3: The study suggests that the unequal division of labor creates
Speaker 3: feelings of imbalance and resentments, which can harm intimacy and
Speaker 3: overall relationships satisfaction. Do we need us to make sense?
Speaker 1: We need a whole study to determine this.
Speaker 3: Perhaps we probably not for the ladies, but perhaps we
Speaker 3: did for the men.
Speaker 1: Why I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times.
Speaker 1: Why are you men so stupid? Do you know?
Speaker 3: Because I think we're I think it's in our heads
Speaker 3: that if we want to impress a later a lady.
Speaker 3: You've got to be you know, got the cheers old
Speaker 3: body and you've got to sort of strut around thing to.
Speaker 1: Do with that.
Speaker 3: It's not it's the small thing.
Speaker 1: Thank you very very much. Do something for me, or
Speaker 1: do something for you who knew.
Speaker 3: I didn't know, Na. But for me at home, it's
Speaker 3: doing all the choice you know it is. It's hard sometimes,
Speaker 3: like is it worth it if I could take the
Speaker 3: kids out for two or three hours and give my
Speaker 3: wife a genuine break. I know that when I come
Speaker 3: back it is good chance that something good's going to happen.
Speaker 3: But on top of that, it can't happen because kids
Speaker 3: are there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so now what do you do?
Speaker 1: My husband took my kid to a dance competition yesterday
Speaker 1: for about.
Speaker 4: Five hours and he still didn't get lucky. So that's
Speaker 4: why we're confused.
Speaker 3: I see, it's very confusing. You win some, you lose some,
Speaker 3: you probably lose more. Please gamble responsibility.
Speaker 4: Job job that is a good job.
Speaker 3: Monday morning joke, kick it off with some humor. That's
Speaker 3: the best way to kick off your working week. Who
Speaker 3: wants to go first? Is you produce them? You really
Speaker 3: set the bar low or high this week? What do
Speaker 3: you reckon?
Speaker 4: I think I've been good the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: That's true, you have been good good, and this is
Speaker 3: this is good? Will be the judger.
Speaker 2: What's the difference between a firefighter and the West Coast
Speaker 2: Eagles Football Club?
Speaker 3: I love these footy jokes. They're good.
Speaker 4: The firefighter actually climbs the ladder. That's good.
Speaker 1: She's found the formula. She's found a little niche.
Speaker 3: A nice little niche. Marker got one a bit longer, Okay.
Speaker 3: Horny gorilla sees a line bent over a small stream
Speaker 3: taking a drip, and just remember, by the way, it's
Speaker 3: the jungle. Okay, it's the jungle. Unfortunately, there's not many rules.
Speaker 3: So the gorilla runs up behind the line, grabs on
Speaker 3: and has his weight with him. The gorilla then takes
Speaker 3: off running with a very angry line on his heels.
Speaker 3: As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a
Speaker 3: bit of a lead and sees a British Safari camp ahead.
Speaker 3: So the gorilla enters the camp, grabs some kha kis
Speaker 3: that are out to dry, puts on some pants, a
Speaker 3: shirt and a hat, and he sits on a chair
Speaker 3: by the campfire and grabs a copy of the local paper,
Speaker 3: pretending to read so as to hide his face. The
Speaker 3: line enters the campsite and, let's add a huge roar,
Speaker 3: he yells, did anyone see a gorilla run through here?
Speaker 3: The gorilla, in full disguise calls out, you mean the
Speaker 3: one that had sex with the lion, and the line explains,
Speaker 3: oh my god, it's already in the paper. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: So this guy sticks his head into a barber shop
Speaker 1: and asks how long before I can get a haircut?
Speaker 1: And the barber looks around the shop and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: about two hours, and then the guy leaves. A few
Speaker 1: days later, the same guy sticks his head in the
Speaker 1: door and asks, hey, how long before I can get
Speaker 1: a haircut? And the barble looks around the shop again,
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, I don't know about it. Two
Speaker 1: and a half hours, and the guy leaves. A week later,
Speaker 1: that same guy sticks his head into the barber shop
Speaker 1: and says how long until I can get a haircut?
Speaker 1: And the barble looks around the shop and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: probably about an hour and a half. And the guy
Speaker 1: leaves again. And then the barber looks over at his
Speaker 1: friend in the shop and says, hey, Bill, follow that
Speaker 1: guy and see where he goes. In a little while,
Speaker 1: Bill comes back into the shop and he's laughing hysterically.
Speaker 1: The barber asked Bill, where did that guy go when
Speaker 1: he left here? And Bill looks at him and goes
Speaker 1: to your house. Discovered something about myself. I should never
Speaker 1: ever ever be allowed to open this mouth in a lift.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Well let's go for a ride.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what comes with me in lifts is just inane,
Speaker 1: stupid small talk.
Speaker 3: You can't you can't help it.
Speaker 1: I cannot. I cannot. It's out of control. And my
Speaker 1: husband's like, could you just shut your cake hole? Honestly, Like,
Speaker 1: especially when we're on holidays and I'm missing my kids,
Speaker 1: if someone gets into a lift with kids, then off,
Speaker 1: I go, oh, how old you? Oh? I've got three
Speaker 1: four children. But I've forgot then for a moment, and
Speaker 1: I just like, Greg just looks at me, like what
Speaker 1: is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: And also they're just as annoyed and scared as you are.
Speaker 3: They're like a snake.
Speaker 1: I get verbal diarrhea. So I was leaving Channel ten
Speaker 1: last week after work and it's on the fourth floor
Speaker 1: we share the fourth floor with a real estate agent
Speaker 1: called Owen's Cassilie, very prominent, very prominent. And so me
Speaker 1: and my mate from Channel ten get into the lift
Speaker 1: Johnny o'shay, and we're standing there. On that day, I'd
Speaker 1: had the misfortune of trying to find a stapler in
Speaker 1: the office and I couldn't find a stapler because for
Speaker 1: some reason, the stationary cupboard has dried up. But Channel
Speaker 1: ten so in more the real estate people from Owen's Cassilie,
Speaker 1: and they're dragging along a trolley full of like what
Speaker 1: appears to be really cool stuff. And I'm like, you'd
Speaker 1: have really good stationary there at Owen's Cassilie, wouldn't you know?
Speaker 3: That's that's not going to start. That's not the beginning
Speaker 3: of a meaningful relationship.
Speaker 1: And she looks at me and she's like, not really
Speaker 1: like that. And Johnny's in the back of the lift
Speaker 1: just like shrinking down.
Speaker 3: So You're like, oh, now what now?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 7: Now? What?
Speaker 3: Crazy weather? We're having?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, But they're not committed to stationary chat. So then
Speaker 1: I had to double down. I said, yes, I tried
Speaker 1: to find a stapless today. I found a staple but
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't have any staples in it, and
Speaker 1: she's just like, who is this crazyness? Finally, finally the
Speaker 1: lift hits the boom fall, we'll get out. I'm like,
Speaker 1: see you guys having good night. Johnny looks at me
Speaker 1: and he goes cool stationary chatte.
Speaker 3: Really what about as well? When it wasn't even on
Speaker 3: the ground floor, she found the strength to open up
Speaker 3: the lift with three fours. Okay, good nights level? Do
Speaker 3: you want to get it?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. There's such nice people that Owen's
Speaker 1: Caasoli and I'm.
Speaker 3: Any you blew it? You blew it too. By the way,
Speaker 3: you're the stationary girl. That's your nickname in amongst Owen's
Speaker 3: and Cassili office.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the next day they've got it. Did
Speaker 1: you see that blonde girl extra, she's crappys Hey.
Speaker 3: Fun fact about that blonde girl, She's a genuine stapler enthusiast.
Speaker 3: Nova's birthday up next, thousand bucks up for grabs, just
Speaker 3: for having your birthday.
Speaker 1: We have a new public enemy number one here in
Speaker 1: South Australia. Gosh, were you watching the football last night?
Speaker 7: I was?
Speaker 3: And his name is Jack Higgins, very good class. More
Speaker 3: for for the Saints. Of course, I've been port Adelaid
Speaker 3: by seventeen points. Post game. In an interview, he said this,
Speaker 3: he plans for the week in Adelaide.
Speaker 6: No, I don't like our laid, so I'll probably be
Speaker 6: a room playing called you do the Boys.
Speaker 3: And I just thought, first of all, what the absolute
Speaker 3: heck Jack? And my brain went, did he just say that?
Speaker 1: I think you just did?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, sorry, let me play that again.
Speaker 4: An he plans for the week in Adelaide.
Speaker 6: No, I don't like Alaide, so I'll be your room
Speaker 6: playing called you do the voice.
Speaker 3: Not good enough?
Speaker 7: That's sorry.
Speaker 3: I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1: So listen, gather around. Starts this week, right, everyone's going
Speaker 1: to start filtering into our beautiful state. We will be
Speaker 1: a gracious host, will be a beautiful host. We will
Speaker 1: bend over backwards for you when you come and to
Speaker 1: visit us.
Speaker 3: There's no question from Wednesday.
Speaker 1: From Wednesday right now. Though he's gone low, we're going
Speaker 1: to go lower. Yes, all right, all right mate. You
Speaker 1: don't like Adelaide, that's fine. We don't like Melpit.
Speaker 3: It's a good old fashioned low off there, I said, Yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, not a lot to love about sin Kilda. A
Speaker 1: lot of people sort of you know, shooting up in
Speaker 1: the streets and that sort of thing. A lot of
Speaker 1: ladies of the night in sin Kilda. A lot of
Speaker 1: things not to love about where young Jack's from. Isn't there?
Speaker 3: Not quite so saintly is it? Seculda?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No interesting reading some of the comments. Of course, people
Speaker 1: have just gone to town. It's like, oh, when I
Speaker 1: had a look before in the General seven website there's
Speaker 1: are like six hundred corents people just going ah. Someone
Speaker 1: wrote mum still cuts his dinner up for him. Well,
Speaker 1: if he doesn't like Adelaide, neither does the umpiring department. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good point.
Speaker 3: After a weekend a Victorian umpires it must be.
Speaker 1: Surely he's single was another one. He obviously prefers a grimy,
Speaker 1: filthy city. There we go, and this was my personal favorite.
Speaker 1: Clearly has never been to the woolshed.
Speaker 3: Spot on, because what's not to love about the bullshed?
Speaker 1: It's not to love about writing a mechanical bull on
Speaker 1: a Thursday.
Speaker 3: Night reached the Tuman and you're gonna love the wolfshed?
Speaker 3: All right? We put this out there Juts Thurday and
Speaker 3: twenty four ten. Tell us why you hate Melbourne? Go on,
Speaker 3: just give us some dot points. Why do you hate Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Thirday and twenty four ten? Can Iki get off? It's
Speaker 3: the weather? Oh my gosh, how could you front with
Speaker 3: the weather?
Speaker 1: I don't understand how it could be so hot and
Speaker 1: magnificent here in South Australia. They get our weather the
Speaker 1: next day.
Speaker 3: Or so when I do with that?
Speaker 4: If they mess it up?
Speaker 1: How do you stuff up this beautiful weather that we
Speaker 1: present to you on a platter.
Speaker 3: It's so beautiful and consistent here. Like, come on, guys,
Speaker 3: can I do another one calling their own city Melbourne? Melbourne?
Speaker 3: It's Melbourne.
Speaker 1: It's not Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, it's coming to your life from Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Come and have a latte in Melbourne. No, it's an
Speaker 1: e Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Oh please join the pylon because it's a good old
Speaker 3: fashioned low off Thurday and twenty four ten. What do
Speaker 3: you hate about Melbourne? Thank you very much Jack Higgins
Speaker 3: for igniting this because we need to win this low
Speaker 3: off before we straighten things up like you said it Wednesday,
Speaker 3: and when we open up the gates together around best
Speaker 3: call this morning score yourself some tickets to see thun
Speaker 3: Birds take on the Swifts. That would be a very
Speaker 3: good game.
Speaker 1: Going to be a blockbuster, actually to form signs of
Speaker 1: the competition only realm one. That's okay, that's fine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: give us called thirteen and twenty four ten. Let's pile
Speaker 1: on here. Okay on Wednesday, we'll be lovely, we'll be kind,
Speaker 1: welcome to our beautiful city. But to day, no stuff it,
Speaker 1: let's go. Do you hate Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Third on twenty fourteen gives a call if you're watching
Speaker 3: Port Adelaide, be security. Yesterday he saw the saintsman by
Speaker 3: seventeen points. Book Jack Higgins was very very good, played
Speaker 3: a great game of football, and then just really offended
Speaker 3: an entire state when he said this in terms of
Speaker 3: what he was going to do during gather round.
Speaker 6: He plans for the week in Adelaide. No, I don't
Speaker 6: like our Laide, so I'll bobably be room playing calls
Speaker 6: you do the boys?
Speaker 3: Collectively? I think all of our brains went. Did he
Speaker 3: just offend an entire state?
Speaker 1: And let's not forget an entire state that he's got
Speaker 1: to now spend a whole weekend because they don't go
Speaker 1: back the Saints. It's got to walk around the streets
Speaker 1: of Adelaide.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, I feel like South Stralian's as a whole.
Speaker 3: We're very very we're very hospitable and we're lovely people.
Speaker 3: But if you if you come on us, we will
Speaker 3: come back you three times. It's hard and we will
Speaker 3: cut you. Sorry, sorry, sorry, it's sorry. Patriot, I'm patriotic.
Speaker 1: Okay, produce the molly. I've never been scared of him
Speaker 1: in my wife.
Speaker 3: Look on your face there the burst of bloodvest marble
Speaker 3: and it's gracious.
Speaker 1: So yes, why we will be nice and kind of
Speaker 1: welcoming this week. Not right now, not right now. Jack's
Speaker 1: brought out the worst of us. So if you're going
Speaker 1: to go ask Jack, we'll go you right on back.
Speaker 1: What do you hate Melbourne thirteen twenty four ten, So
Speaker 1: on you from Hope Valley go, oh the traffic sucks
Speaker 1: sick god, spot on, that's terrific. And also, could you
Speaker 1: put your airport a little bit further from everywhere we
Speaker 1: need to go in your state?
Speaker 3: The airport might as well be located in South Australia, So.
Speaker 1: True, okay, Teagan? What do you hate about Melbourne?
Speaker 7: Go?
Speaker 1: Everyone just walks.
Speaker 8: Across the road if there's no one's being run over yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what a genuine arrogant bunch. Yeah, what
Speaker 3: an obnoxious bunch of people.
Speaker 1: Christine. What do we hate about Melbourne?
Speaker 3: The tolls are on the highways and you can't get.
Speaker 5: Off the highways.
Speaker 3: Yea, you end up back in South Australia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stupid, we're ragging on Melbourne. You like everything, but
Speaker 1: in particular it's the first place of the hipsters.
Speaker 3: Bloody there's been born and bred and Melbourne.
Speaker 1: They love it. Okay, finish the parle on Forest Angela morning.
Speaker 7: They can drive faster in the school zone that they
Speaker 7: can on their freeways.
Speaker 3: Ah, there you go.
Speaker 7: That's a funny way that stop start. It's twenty k'
Speaker 7: is at the.
Speaker 3: Most over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the traffic is awful.
Speaker 3: Seriously, a bunch of clowns. I think it's time to
Speaker 3: grow up with Melbourne. It's okay, absolute just sorry, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm fired up. Yeah, I really take this place really
Speaker 3: quite personal.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you know when someone comes over to your house
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, you know, we're coming to visit
Speaker 1: for a week. What can I bring? I will say
Speaker 1: this to Melbournians. Bring a good attitude.
Speaker 3: That's all we need very much, so well done.
Speaker 1: Don't need chocolates, a flowers, just a really good solid attitude.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: We might give Stu from Hundorf these tickets that the
Speaker 3: Thunderbirds I reckon because the birthplace of the hipster. You've
Speaker 3: got a lot to answer for Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, last a sucking winkers.
Speaker 3: Jack Higgins, grow up. Okay, that's what we're going to say.
Speaker 3: That is it for us, Jody and Hazy on over
Speaker 3: nine to one nine. It's been a hell of a
Speaker 3: morning that.
Speaker 1: It's been a big morning. Sometimes we like to peel
Speaker 1: back the curtains here at the Jody and Hazy show.
Speaker 1: And you this morning were very aggressively and passionately singing
Speaker 1: Empire State of Mind by Alicia Keys. And at that
Speaker 1: moment sound guy Todd walks into the boardroom, our temporary
Speaker 1: boardroom here that is masquerading as a studio, an operational
Speaker 1: one at that and your face when he springs you
Speaker 1: singing and now your renew ya is incredible.
Speaker 3: Okay, guilty A passionate Alisia Keys fan right here. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: really humor, I.
Speaker 1: Know I know, hey, thanks for piling on to the
Speaker 1: Melbournie Ins today. If you ask a little bit earlier,
Speaker 1: they got Jack Higgins from Sequilda. Had to crack at
Speaker 1: Adelaide and said he hates it, so he's just going
Speaker 1: to stay in his room and play Call of Judy
Speaker 1: all week. Okay, good on you, Jack.
Speaker 3: We got him though, we got him, good stuff. Guys,
Speaker 3: see you tomorrow.