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Speaker 2: Yeah, buy a ticket while tickets are still available and

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Speaker 3: Well. I was thinking about you the other day because

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Speaker 3: interrupted something quite important when you were door knocking with Census.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I think they were in the act

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Speaker 2: I think they were extending the I might have had

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Speaker 1: We interrupted a threesome, which is unbelievable. But you were

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Speaker 2: Door, not just walk out of it, but like leave

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Speaker 1: It wasn't just bragging, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: It was absolutely a brac There was no way in

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Speaker 2: But this guy clearly was like like burb me tap.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think honestly, and I meant again, this

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't believe it. Guys, things have changed. I remember

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Speaker 2: It's gone out of Murph Hows' houses? Something emerged on

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Speaker 1: So well this is the thing. We were so excited

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this would have been my first proper Sydney show

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Speaker 3: What about I mean, what are the rules going to

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Speaker 3: be for We were talking to Kate Campbell, Olympic swimmer

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Speaker 1: Thing would be hard for you, Will because you don't

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Speaker 2: I loved about the Olympics. Yeah, well, because they were

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Speaker 2: if you don't give them the condoms, that will definitely

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Speaker 3: We were talking Will off air just about TV shows,

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Speaker 3: know what, they bring back and they rehash old ideas.

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Speaker 3: Is there anything you've been pitched over the years which

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Speaker 1: That good show.

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Speaker 2: But it wasn't the Yeah, the office stance off was

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it turns out did not work out. Who would

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Speaker 2: have seen that coming. I do recommend this, by the way,

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Speaker 3: Everyone was talking about it.

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Speaker 1: So were you nervous getting back on stage again because

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Speaker 2: I mean there was nerve wracking not doing it, to

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Speaker 2: a bad idea. He said, that's a bad idea for

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Speaker 2: you and for the farm. So well, we prefer your

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Speaker 2: stayed as far away from the farm. Your career is

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Speaker 1: It's great to have Will back in Sydney and you

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Speaker 1: can still get tickets go to Ticke Tech. Actually it's

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Speaker 1: end more third of July. You can go see Will's

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Speaker 1: new comedy show. What you're talking about, will Mate. It's

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Speaker 1: great to see your face again. We love you, buddy,

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Speaker 1: and I can't wait to see you back here in Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Thanks very much for having me. I appreciate