Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne Way, Jason Lauren.
Speaker 2: We'll start your morning the right way.
Speaker 3: Be great.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody. Welcome the Tuesday Morning. Lars, Morning Clinn. No,
Speaker 3: you're right, Jackie, morning morning da. Let me get a
Speaker 3: headphones in cheese.
Speaker 2: You are shouldn't go to the gym.
Speaker 3: You're a ship I know Dale.
Speaker 4: I went for the first time since I've been on holidays.
Speaker 3: Well, joke's on you.
Speaker 4: I haven't been able to walk for two days and
Speaker 4: my back is so stiff.
Speaker 3: You look like you've aged forty years the way you're
Speaker 3: walking around.
Speaker 4: I'm walking like an old woman. My hands fringing are
Speaker 4: like concrete.
Speaker 3: The lower back as well, and.
Speaker 4: The lower hack. I mean came over last night. We
Speaker 4: have a low sofa and how is that going? Getting
Speaker 4: up and down and get.
Speaker 3: Us You couldn't get out. Do you need one of
Speaker 3: those hydraulic lift things we could find?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: Stop going to googled last night?
Speaker 2: Should continue, Potato.
Speaker 1: No, No, you did don need to continue. Of course
Speaker 1: you just should for your hellre you.
Speaker 2: To be honest. I completely.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just feeling very stiff and sore today and
Speaker 4: I waddled from out meeting this morning to hear so
Speaker 4: apologies for missing the start of the show Big.
Speaker 3: Show today, too, Huge show. Rachel Griffiths.
Speaker 1: Yes, now her show, isn't it Rachel Griffith.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit, is Rachel tongue?
Speaker 3: He gets trapped on the last Rachel.
Speaker 2: Griff shows crammeering. The award goes to Rachel Griffer.
Speaker 4: She's one lots of water, Yeah, golden globes and things.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, my wife is very.
Speaker 4: Burials wedding still one of the greatest films on the
Speaker 4: saddest most in the wheelchair t yep and Georgian is
Speaker 4: my best friend's wedding?
Speaker 3: Yes, and he thinks six feet under.
Speaker 4: But Madam starts tonight on Channel one. It actually looks
Speaker 4: really good.
Speaker 3: So Rachel Griffiths is going to be also.
Speaker 4: Jack white Hill love him.
Speaker 3: What have I done? Isn't it all? What does Hill jack?
Speaker 2: Today?
Speaker 4: What are your favorites? Jack Whitehall?
Speaker 2: Did you say White Hill?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Jack white on the show that.
Speaker 4: They were also paying your debt, Melbourne. If you've got
Speaker 4: debts that Bill's piling ups the summer. Oh my God,
Speaker 4: it's contagious debts piling up since summer. Jesus, can you
Speaker 4: just play?
Speaker 3: It was? Actually that was completely organic.
Speaker 4: It was did you please play?
Speaker 3: That's coming up very soon. Can we kick off the
Speaker 3: show with what happened yesterday? After the show.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, big Mum is angry.
Speaker 3: Mum, she can't move, but she got angry.
Speaker 4: I got angry.
Speaker 3: If you were on Clarendon Street in.
Speaker 4: Helping yes to set this up going down.
Speaker 3: We have not set this up, but there were some
Speaker 3: dramas out in the front of the Nova studios yesterday
Speaker 3: after the show, you'd be proud of me. I recorded
Speaker 3: mums blow up. Lauren was not happy. We'll explain what
Speaker 3: happened and I'll play you the audio on the other
Speaker 3: side of this. Good morning, Melbourne and welcome in Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Another warm night last night.
Speaker 4: I loved it. I love the hot weather. Clint was
Speaker 4: at my house last night.
Speaker 2: Beautiful hospitality, You're welcome, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Dinner party, Yeah, we had a dinner party to watch
Speaker 4: the dinner party.
Speaker 1: Of course, a bit of mass but we we sort
Speaker 1: of talked more like we just had a big, wild
Speaker 1: old chat.
Speaker 4: We had a big old catch up.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of yeah, a lot of stories.
Speaker 3: What's the food light because I know you're on your
Speaker 3: metabolic roo, yes, and fed fast.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: So we'd planned to have lamba. It was too hot,
Speaker 4: so we ended up having sushimi net a Mama and
Speaker 4: he had sushi because I wasn't allowed to ride.
Speaker 3: Was she happy than she was yesterday morning?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I think she's I think she
Speaker 1: certainly come good. But it took a while, Jase, because.
Speaker 3: She was hearming.
Speaker 2: There was steam coming out of those year holes yesterday morning.
Speaker 3: Let me set the scene. We have a underground car
Speaker 3: park here at nov just along Clarendon Street. It's like
Speaker 3: a coal's here as well. We had our little swipe cards.
Speaker 3: They opened the roller door to the car park in
Speaker 3: the morning. We can go in, however, which by the way,
Speaker 3: is still it's cooked. It's broken.
Speaker 4: I'm broken yesterday and we could and get in. We
Speaker 4: had to park on the street.
Speaker 2: No problem.
Speaker 3: We can pivot totally fine.
Speaker 4: We're not precious.
Speaker 3: We're a pivoting show.
Speaker 4: We are a pivoting show.
Speaker 3: However, it is one hour parking from what time eight
Speaker 3: o'clock from eight, So we finished the show at nine
Speaker 3: and race out and move the cars. We should be fine. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: we didn't do that.
Speaker 4: Well, no, we were still on air.
Speaker 3: We were down at about what nine twenty past? It
Speaker 3: was yeah, and my car was fine. My car was fine.
Speaker 4: My car was between your two cars and it was
Speaker 4: not fine.
Speaker 3: Oh, Lauren, you can't be parking on the street. Did
Speaker 3: you get a fine?
Speaker 2: You guys sent me up.
Speaker 3: Get a fine? I haven't fed. Actually, have you read
Speaker 3: no no fine.
Speaker 4: On your after I just said works can pay for them.
Speaker 3: Your cart gotta fine.
Speaker 4: But you guys did it, And I was like, this
Speaker 4: is ha ha, funny joke. Where are your fines?
Speaker 2: You guys like now we swear black.
Speaker 1: And blue like it was weed.
Speaker 3: It was weak because I was packed in front. Clinton
Speaker 3: is behind the park inspector has just got your cars.
Speaker 4: And I saw it because I have a Tesla and
Speaker 4: they have I forgot. And then you love the environment
Speaker 4: sensory warning. I love the environments. So I've got a
Speaker 4: Tesla sensory warning, and so you can see what's happened
Speaker 4: around your car. And he walks straight up to my
Speaker 4: current books.
Speaker 3: This is a targeted attack.
Speaker 4: Targeted attack, and Jase goes, oh, I know why. It's
Speaker 4: because you drive a Tesla and he thinks you don't
Speaker 4: have to pay for petrol. So he's like, oh, she
Speaker 4: can copy.
Speaker 3: Fine, Well maybe that's what.
Speaker 4: So you think I should be sending the parking fine
Speaker 4: to Elon?
Speaker 3: And what's a loose? I mean, in a way you
Speaker 3: could almost say you're a Trump fan.
Speaker 2: He's a bit.
Speaker 3: Was your Trump hat sitting on the dish?
Speaker 4: All right, that's enough out of you, thank you?
Speaker 3: So what have we got an explanation?
Speaker 4: So what? We're going to get a parking inspector on
Speaker 4: the phone and I'm going to take it up with.
Speaker 3: Him with a port Philip.
Speaker 4: I I'm going to find if my back wasn't so sorry,
Speaker 4: I would chase him down the street.
Speaker 3: Even if it was in condition, you wouldn't chase him down.
Speaker 2: The streets anyway. I thinkish, I think we should go
Speaker 2: thirds on my fine.
Speaker 4: Absolutely Otherwise I'm calling the city of what city are you, Philip,
Speaker 4: Philip and telling them they have to give you two fines.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get evidence.
Speaker 4: Yeah there is, I've got it. I've got I've got video.
Speaker 4: We were not No, you need to I'm still not
Speaker 4: convinced it's not a stick.
Speaker 3: It's not a stitcher. I can't believe in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 3: they're still walking along with that funny stick of chalk. Yeah,
Speaker 3: were they chalk?
Speaker 4: We only on my car. In fact, I was arrived
Speaker 4: after you guys. You guys were there for even longer
Speaker 4: than me.
Speaker 3: Your wheels are very welcoming. The white really stands out.
Speaker 4: What is that about?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Is it because I'm a girl?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Let no, I think it's a girl.
Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's Elon dash Trump related.
Speaker 4: If you reckon eight so smacking me a fine, I'm
Speaker 4: going to find out.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: You should take them, but I'm sorry, take them to
Speaker 1: the Court of Human Rights.
Speaker 3: That's what you should do. Well.
Speaker 4: I deserve the fine because I overstayed my welcome. I
Speaker 4: just want to know why YouTube peanuts didn't get one.
Speaker 3: I'm going to take this up with them the minute
Speaker 3: they go. I'm sorry. There's a weight tome, Can you
Speaker 3: hang on hold? Queen Bee taken out Album of the Year.
Speaker 2: What about that?
Speaker 4: I mean she won Country Album of the Year at
Speaker 4: the Grammys last night, and I think she got up
Speaker 4: and in her speech didn't she say something about I
Speaker 4: think we should probably stick in our lane because the
Speaker 4: album didn't do that well? Right, But she just won,
Speaker 4: and then she won Album of the.
Speaker 3: Year, absolutely cleaned up.
Speaker 4: She went it is industry voted, though, isn't it? Because
Speaker 4: that album didn't do that? Well? That's what I thought, surprising.
Speaker 3: No, what it's for Taylor, She's got enough.
Speaker 4: I did like, what's his name?
Speaker 2: Who hosted it?
Speaker 4: That was like, she holds the record and what's his name?
Speaker 4: You know the guy Grammy?
Speaker 2: Oh that guy.
Speaker 3: I've got a mouthful of breakfast. I can't through. All right,
Speaker 3: let's catch up.
Speaker 4: I'll find out his name and i'll tell you in
Speaker 4: a minute.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I won't sleep till then. Let's say
Speaker 3: to next guess.
Speaker 6: Our next guess is a Melbourne actress who's had so
Speaker 6: much success her award nominations has its own Wikipedia page,
Speaker 6: and this clip from her new show Madam depicts her
Speaker 6: playing a menagerial role in business.
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry that we're fully looked.
Speaker 3: I just really wanted my knapto to there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, could you.
Speaker 6: No, I'm sure that's the kind of question.
Speaker 3: Now, Hi department, Here has to.
Speaker 6: Deal with every day as well. Please welcome to the show,
Speaker 6: Rachel Griffeits good.
Speaker 7: Morning morning to the number one show in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Is that right? Well, we'll the moment could change in
Speaker 3: a few weeks if we.
Speaker 4: Do it from the rooftops. For as long as we've
Speaker 4: got it, we do.
Speaker 3: Go down there. We'll be ringing. The show premieres tonight
Speaker 3: nine pm on Channel nine.
Speaker 7: Yes, madam, I've married at first sight finishers on I
Speaker 7: mean beyond mad Dan, but I know I say it's
Speaker 7: from the ridiculous to the sublime.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean I'm excited for a big night of
Speaker 4: TV tonight.
Speaker 3: So it's a ten part series based around a lady
Speaker 3: who opens a brothel in a small town.
Speaker 2: In New Zealand, an ethical brothel.
Speaker 3: Did you have to go visit any for recent I.
Speaker 7: Talked to women who work in the industry. I went,
Speaker 7: I had a few meetings down at the Collective in
Speaker 7: Auckland and they are amazing.
Speaker 3: I think, surprise you about it.
Speaker 5: You know what surprised me?
Speaker 7: I there was a woman said I don't sell X,
Speaker 7: I treat loneliness.
Speaker 4: And I was like, well, that's it's interesting you say that.
Speaker 4: We had a male sex worker in here recently, and
Speaker 4: he was saying to us, I'm a companion for a
Speaker 4: lot of these women who have either come out of
Speaker 4: lifeless marriages and they're on their own or their widows.
Speaker 4: And I actually am a companion for a lot of
Speaker 4: these women, not just what you think.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: No, I spoke to one girl and most of her
Speaker 7: clients were seventy in their seventies. She had one client
Speaker 7: in their eighties, widower and doesn't want to go to
Speaker 7: the grave without, you know, feeling that that that tender
Speaker 7: thing that we all like to cuddle up to somebody
Speaker 7: and have somebody strike her hair and tell us.
Speaker 4: We're as hot as we were thirty years.
Speaker 1: Ago, as long as we keep paying cuddling and stroking
Speaker 1: a peer.
Speaker 7: No, there is a lot of that, But there's also
Speaker 7: a lot of very funny stories about episode three involved
Speaker 7: so yeah, speaker ending up somewhere it shouldn't with.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of wacky stories.
Speaker 7: But I think what really surprised me is it was
Speaker 7: so much more relatable because I just found these women
Speaker 7: making the same decisions that I do when I get
Speaker 7: off at a job.
Speaker 5: It's how far away? Said, how long am I doing
Speaker 5: for and how much money am I getting?
Speaker 4: Were surprised by how much the women earn.
Speaker 7: You know, you know, yeah, someone said, look, it's forty
Speaker 7: hours in age careen are and a half away on
Speaker 7: minimum wage here at six hours down there, so that
Speaker 7: works better for my situation. And yeah, you know I
Speaker 7: used to say, what's the difference? I did say, what's
Speaker 7: the difference between a massage and that kind of service?
Speaker 7: And I've got a lot of d M so I'm
Speaker 7: not going to say that today.
Speaker 2: I think they are quite different.
Speaker 3: What is the difference?
Speaker 2: Just asking for a friend.
Speaker 3: Something to say about it.
Speaker 4: Hey, Martin Henderson's also in the show. Now I want
Speaker 4: to know everything about him because Virgin River, which was
Speaker 4: a show he was here that I fell in love
Speaker 4: with him on that show. Is he as nice in
Speaker 4: real life?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Gorgeous?
Speaker 7: But Marty was a bit like me, Like I'm it
Speaker 7: is a comedy, like it's a drama, y, but it's
Speaker 7: probably a bit wackier than Brothers drama.
Speaker 5: A drama.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like you have tender moment sort of really
Speaker 7: human and then you have you know, crazy moments involving
Speaker 7: opening the dishwasher to a surprise toy cleaning cycle. So
Speaker 7: there's the man and they're ridiculous.
Speaker 4: But yeah, was he good to work with.
Speaker 5: He so he was like me, He's like, I don't
Speaker 5: I'm not funny.
Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm sure he can be because he's, you know,
Speaker 7: known for these grittio dramas.
Speaker 4: Every woman listening to this right now watched Virginary. He
Speaker 4: was the one that I was dreaming about when I
Speaker 4: had COVID and I was having all those vivid dreads
Speaker 4: waking me up.
Speaker 7: He was very anxious because he thought he wasn't funny. Well,
Speaker 7: he kind of does it, Jason Bateman, because the husband
Speaker 7: in the show is a bit of a dick, but like,
Speaker 7: just it's so delicious that he's you just love him.
Speaker 3: They overplay it.
Speaker 7: No, he's just he just finds this sweet spot of
Speaker 7: kind of man baby. Yeah, he's just not stepping up
Speaker 7: and taking responsibility. But he's gorgeous and you totally believe why.
Speaker 7: You know, she's fighting for this marriage, but she's also
Speaker 7: very frustrating.
Speaker 5: She's very mini poresal, so.
Speaker 4: She's like, ah, angry, she's a lovable face.
Speaker 3: Well, really, you'll be able to see it tonight. Premiere
Speaker 3: is nine pm on Channel nine.
Speaker 5: Stand by from nine we are on the air.
Speaker 3: With Rachel Griffiths this morning. Can I check because you
Speaker 3: you went to school here in Melbourne, start seeker. Yes,
Speaker 3: I'm not making a comparison.
Speaker 5: Garden Vale then it was garden Bar.
Speaker 7: It was Catholic Brighton and we were very proud, like
Speaker 7: as soon as you cross Bay Street that was Anglican
Speaker 7: territory and then you went into the Presbyterians. I still
Speaker 7: get hives if I cross North Road.
Speaker 9: Then.
Speaker 7: Yeah. So ten years ago or twenty years ago, all
Speaker 7: the aspirationals who had moved into the Catholic Ghatow went, oh,
Speaker 7: we're so close to Brighton, can we be Brighton? Because
Speaker 7: I've been priced out of Brighton. We were ropeable. It's
Speaker 7: garden Veil, guys, Garden Vail like the stage spending.
Speaker 3: Big coin at the moment on the sea. We'll be
Speaker 3: happy to.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you because you're always crapping on to us
Speaker 1: about the wrong side.
Speaker 5: Well, I grew up on the wrong side of you.
Speaker 3: Know, men and women of the people.
Speaker 4: It's all pretty you know.
Speaker 7: Star wasn't a fancy school back then. There was you know,
Speaker 7: a lot of families five five girls, seven girls.
Speaker 3: They have they got the big photo of you hanging
Speaker 3: in reception or anything.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they've got They've got me naked at the opening
Speaker 7: of Crown Casino with the sign once a stargirl.
Speaker 2: Always a girl.
Speaker 3: Good luck for the series.
Speaker 7: Thank you the number one show in New Zealand. I
Speaker 7: just have to say, and so take it to your
Speaker 7: hearts and strains.
Speaker 2: Give it a go.
Speaker 4: I go to bed at eight that every night. I'm
Speaker 4: going to sit up late to watch this. I'm excited.
Speaker 5: I want to get your go to sleep tips later.
Speaker 2: Well, get up at four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 3: That helps, all right, Chill Griffins on the air with this,
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 7: Progress guys for everything you've achieved. Thank you a just
Speaker 7: second innings can be even sweet, all right, that's all right,
Speaker 7: and same isn't always the worst.
Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne, Sabrina Carpenter. Them picked up her first
Speaker 3: Grammy yesterday.
Speaker 2: Good for her, I know, good on her.
Speaker 3: She looks gorgeous to great performance.
Speaker 4: She's great, Sabrina Carpenter. She's very sexual when she performs,
Speaker 4: isn't she?
Speaker 2: She is, mum, she's hot like.
Speaker 4: A hottie, like she really but she really gets down
Speaker 4: and dirty.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Don't you think it's just funny?
Speaker 4: Here she's fully on her knee like, okay, you know, I.
Speaker 3: Keep talking, hang on hanging what else?
Speaker 4: She is fully down on her knees and she is
Speaker 4: the microphone to intimidate different adult behaviors.
Speaker 2: What working out yourself?
Speaker 3: Where's the microphone?
Speaker 2: But where a microphone stand on her?
Speaker 3: In her hands?
Speaker 4: And health? You know, Troy se Varn's a bit the same.
Speaker 4: They're very sexual.
Speaker 3: Holding the microphone with one hand.
Speaker 2: She holds it with one.
Speaker 3: Do you know who else is a little sexual? Grammys
Speaker 3: Benson Boone, Oh my god, I was wearing this. I
Speaker 3: was Heidi Klum ripped his clo Heidi and the other
Speaker 3: girl and I love her rabbit hole. She hosted the Globes.
Speaker 4: She was brill in at the gold off the Tucks.
Speaker 1: Blue powder blue onesie. And then he did off the
Speaker 1: piano and then his tackle was out of place. Yes,
Speaker 1: so he needed to rearrange the tackle been there.
Speaker 4: He put up a post last night saying, sorry for
Speaker 4: the aggressive crutch grab during my performance, and you got
Speaker 4: to move it. I guess you got to move it.
Speaker 4: I don't think he was sorry, I think you knew exactly.
Speaker 3: What he was doing, gets itself into it.
Speaker 4: Gets hot under the collar clean.
Speaker 3: No, we don't flip anymore. No, I don't flip in public.
Speaker 4: Boone is like the hottest thing in town at the moment.
Speaker 3: Isn't he he is? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Uh it's he was in Melbourne last week he was.
Speaker 4: I didn't go. Everyone who went said he was amazing.
Speaker 2: What's wrong?
Speaker 4: Why are you me? You disagreed? No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: we just went. You gave me that look like he's hot.
Speaker 4: He's hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So, Sabrina was that PVC he was wearing.
Speaker 3: It was like very flammable, had a good shine to it.
Speaker 4: It looked like it popped down to spotlight.
Speaker 3: It was tight. Hey, it's Jason Lauren here, Clinton Joys
Speaker 3: as well. Things to shell Ready Express.
Speaker 4: For the Fashion Police this morning.
Speaker 3: Can we went to South.
Speaker 4: We can because it was a talking point over the
Speaker 4: weekend because there's a new store that has opened. Now,
Speaker 4: this is a store that's been online.
Speaker 3: It's a pretzel world that's been there for a while.
Speaker 4: Is it a pretzel world there.
Speaker 3: The bottom of the escalator that pretzels target.
Speaker 2: Ah, the big Pretzels or little pretzel, big pretzels.
Speaker 4: I love pretzels, big and small. I like all the
Speaker 4: sizes anyway. No, it's not Pretzel World. It's a beauty
Speaker 4: store that has been online for many, many years. In fact,
Speaker 4: I've been a big fan of this business. It's called
Speaker 4: Adoor Beauty and it's been online. It had what about
Speaker 4: this net profit of one hundred and ninety five million.
Speaker 9: Ye?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Australian company.
Speaker 3: Is it like Horror?
Speaker 4: Started by Kate Morris, who is a cracker of a lady.
Speaker 4: She's awesome. It's like Sephora, like Mecca, but it's only
Speaker 4: ever been online. It's the first brick and mortar store.
Speaker 4: Except when you order, it's like where beauty obsessed these days.
Speaker 4: So it's like skin care and makeup cosmetics. Heck, when
Speaker 4: you order from them, they always put in a tim
Speaker 4: Tam in your order. What an individually wrapped Tim Tam
Speaker 4: glad wrap? No, in like an individual packet. It's like
Speaker 4: their thing. It's very Australian.
Speaker 3: I don't even care what we buy. Let's just do
Speaker 3: it for the.
Speaker 4: Tim Nothing like ordering some pimple patches and getting a
Speaker 4: Tim Tam gotcha good eye?
Speaker 2: Anyway, she opened her first brick and mortar store.
Speaker 4: By five am, there were people queuing. By nine am.
Speaker 4: It was like wrapped around the shopping center to get
Speaker 4: into the shop.
Speaker 3: To remember that time I wanted to pick up the
Speaker 3: iPhone and I didn't realize it was launch day. I
Speaker 3: had to join the line of the gigs at.
Speaker 1: Chadstone and I actually friends at the back of the line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like, James, I didn't know you were
Speaker 3: that much into the iPhone.
Speaker 4: See. I love supporting businesses, especially Aussie businesses.
Speaker 3: But I don't small businesses like Apple.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: No, But I don't get why people cue. Like their
Speaker 4: service at doll Beauty is so good. You could order
Speaker 4: online and most of the time it arrives the same days.
Speaker 3: People just get caught up in the I would just.
Speaker 4: Sit it ordering and I wouldn't have to stand in
Speaker 4: line for eight hours.
Speaker 3: But they want to be part of it.
Speaker 1: They want to be part of the.
Speaker 4: I get things like remember when I went to the
Speaker 4: Stinky Flower in Geelong. I was never been more excited
Speaker 4: about anything in my life, and people cued for hours
Speaker 4: and hours. But that's because it's an experience. You have
Speaker 4: to be there.
Speaker 3: Did you see the Stinky Flower open in Sydney as
Speaker 3: well the holidays.
Speaker 4: I wasn't exactly but they made it. They wrapped it
Speaker 4: in like a bad velvet curtains and a big door,
Speaker 4: and I was like theatrics, guys.
Speaker 1: Hey, I to drive along a stretch of Swan Street
Speaker 1: where people Q and Q and Q and Q for
Speaker 1: the bar and me outside and lay and do.
Speaker 3: You know what? I don't feel like a barn me
Speaker 3: but I joined the Q.
Speaker 4: Makes you want it, just that's what made me.
Speaker 3: They're big fans of the show, big give sim There.
Speaker 4: Also the people who line up for Lone cross Ons.
Speaker 2: They sit there and go, I'm sorry, it is good.
Speaker 4: But the original one in in Fitzroy before it was
Speaker 4: too popular. You could get in and it was like,
Speaker 4: but you're.
Speaker 3: Right though I never wanted to bar me, and then
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm missing out?
Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
Speaker 4: We see other people have them, so we're like, oh, well,
Speaker 4: we got to get me. There are a lot of
Speaker 4: people I reckon that were just like everyone's going to
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift. I'm gonna I'm going to jump in the
Speaker 4: online queue to get tickets for this because if everyone
Speaker 4: else is gone, I.
Speaker 3: Want to go and I just want to put the
Speaker 3: photo up of me online waiting. You know, everyone was
Speaker 3: posting their screenshots.
Speaker 1: Well it's funny because during the Taylor Swift ticket craze
Speaker 1: Swift era, people who were queuing online, but then there
Speaker 1: were a few that went to the old ticket master
Speaker 1: now three or four people and they all got tickets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so here's.
Speaker 3: The go thirteen twenty four ten? What have you queued for?
Speaker 4: What do you standing line for?
Speaker 1: Melon?
Speaker 3: What have you stood in line for?
Speaker 2: How long was it worth it?
Speaker 3: I'm so ashamed to say this. I stood in line.
Speaker 3: I was much younger, much younger, stood in lining it
Speaker 3: at something signed by human nature?
Speaker 4: They did they live up to their expectations?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did they?
Speaker 4: Seeing every time you craye?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten? What have you queued for?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten? What have you cueued for? Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Let's go the phones fantry Gully Jenna, Good.
Speaker 4: Morning morning, Hi? What do you stand in line for?
Speaker 10: I stood in line for seven hours at Southland to
Speaker 10: get a CD signed by Ricky.
Speaker 4: Martins that when bangs was she being oh my gosh?
Speaker 4: And how was he?
Speaker 1: He's amazing?
Speaker 3: Was there an interaction.
Speaker 10: There? Was a brief interaction, but you only got about
Speaker 10: twenty seconds with him at most.
Speaker 4: That'll do I take twenty seconds with Ricky Martin, would
Speaker 4: you Yep?
Speaker 3: Some people would only need twenty seconds with Ricky Marys.
Speaker 4: I went to that concert with my dad. It was
Speaker 4: it was Telstradome.
Speaker 2: I interviewed him and I yeah.
Speaker 4: He invited me. I didn't ask you to dig its.
Speaker 3: What have you cued for? Melbourne? Jack Whitehall is in
Speaker 3: the house after seventh Morning, very funny. Guy does a
Speaker 3: TV series where he travels with.
Speaker 4: The dad, which I love because I could see myself
Speaker 4: and my dad doing that.
Speaker 3: It was my dad's nutty the same. When I watched it,
Speaker 3: I was almost jealous, going, God, I wish I did
Speaker 3: something with my dad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad and I had a little road trip
Speaker 4: last week and I was just like it was unhinged,
Speaker 4: and I thought, if someone could film this and watch it,
Speaker 4: it would be very amusing. Because your parents just irritate you,
Speaker 4: don't they see if.
Speaker 3: I did a road with my dad now, people be like, well,
Speaker 3: that's weird. It's a miracle, Okay.
Speaker 4: Thirteen The little pringles can strapped in with a seat belt.
Speaker 3: On it she's doubled down. We're doing this again.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Melbourne right now in thirteen twenty four ten, we're
Speaker 4: asking you what have you stood in line for? People
Speaker 4: stood in line for hours and hours and hours at
Speaker 4: Southland on the weekend to get into a new beauty
Speaker 4: store Door, Beauty the Door. I'm a beg fan of
Speaker 4: the branch.
Speaker 3: What have you lined up? Well?
Speaker 1: Back in the nineties when you had to cueue for
Speaker 1: tickets physically to queue for tickets, I camp overnight with
Speaker 1: my brother for tickets to live.
Speaker 3: The lightning crashes.
Speaker 4: I went to that concept.
Speaker 1: This is the highest throwing corporate Brandon Park shopping center,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't the only one.
Speaker 3: No, God, no, you stood ticket, You had a number,
Speaker 3: got a little number.
Speaker 4: And then did you get your tickets CONTs like a
Speaker 4: Deli number. I went to that concert at rod Laverna.
Speaker 4: It was one of the best. My seats are in
Speaker 4: like the second back row.
Speaker 3: How's the anxiety at the Delhi just waiting for you
Speaker 3: number to be called? Oh no, it's just the most
Speaker 3: awkward thing.
Speaker 4: It's never busy enough for me to take a number
Speaker 4: at mine. I'm the same and I used to like
Speaker 4: taking that There'll be three.
Speaker 3: People there and they'll go fourteen. I'm like, why are
Speaker 3: we doing a number system? I don't get a number
Speaker 3: of three, just like you.
Speaker 1: Might not take a number, and the other two behind
Speaker 1: you might and they get so first. Exactly, that's where
Speaker 1: the system's broken.
Speaker 3: Out with the numbers.
Speaker 4: I wave the tickets.
Speaker 3: I agree, Jessica in mount denied your thoughts on Deli tickets. No,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: What do you have to stand in line?
Speaker 11: Hey, guys, I stood in line about twenty years ago
Speaker 11: for a diamond ring.
Speaker 2: Oh what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Why did you have to line up for it?
Speaker 11: Well, they advertised it in the window for a while
Speaker 11: that they were having this big, big, big sale, and
Speaker 11: this is a way to obviously draw customers in. So
Speaker 11: I got there at about five thirty. I passed the car,
Speaker 11: I had my coffee, I had all these You're prepared.
Speaker 4: You were prepared to stand in line?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I was prepared. And I passed the car and
Speaker 11: I was so excited. I knew exactly what level of
Speaker 11: the car park to go on so I could bolt in.
Speaker 11: And as soon as I turned the car off, these
Speaker 11: old ladies rocked up next to me. I was like,
Speaker 11: Oh no, I can't even sit in the car. So
Speaker 11: I bought it over to the front of the to
Speaker 11: the shopping center and stood in line. They said, oh,
Speaker 11: are you getting engaged?
Speaker 10: I said no, I'm.
Speaker 11: Just here for the ring.
Speaker 4: Are you buying it for yourself? How long you have
Speaker 4: to wait in the line for?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 11: Well, I got there about five thirty and they opened
Speaker 11: it at nine and you got it one dollar? So
Speaker 11: I got it?
Speaker 10: It was one dollar?
Speaker 2: What dollar? What was the word worse?
Speaker 11: Do you know I've actually never had it?
Speaker 12: Value might be worse.
Speaker 4: You might have gone at five am for no reason.
Speaker 9: Love?
Speaker 3: Were the old ladies queuing to get the cold? We're
Speaker 3: not going back? Ten is our number? What have you
Speaker 3: queued for?
Speaker 2: Melbourne in submarine?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 4: What do you stand in line for.
Speaker 13: Grand Grand Final tickets? Twenty plus years ago? Collingwood, Essendon?
Speaker 4: How long did you sit? Were you one of those
Speaker 4: people with the camp and chair? Because they really didn't.
Speaker 13: So what happened was I went with my brother who's
Speaker 13: now deceased. He used to drive a truck. We had
Speaker 13: passed the truck when I stood in line, gave us
Speaker 13: a raffle tickets. They said, come back when the doors opened.
Speaker 13: That was two days later. Oh my god, and we
Speaker 13: wept there for two nights.
Speaker 4: You slept there for two nights and you got your tickets?
Speaker 13: Well you certainly did.
Speaker 2: Did your team win back for the best calling?
Speaker 3: Can you glens?
Speaker 13: I have got all my teeth and I even have
Speaker 13: a tet on my arm.
Speaker 4: Did the Pies win?
Speaker 3: There we go?
Speaker 13: Yes, we did.
Speaker 4: Collingwood fans, mate, they're different, we are. Oh yeah, forget
Speaker 4: you're one of them.
Speaker 2: In Awthor and good morning morning everyone?
Speaker 3: What have your keyd for?
Speaker 5: I waited in mind to get Naggy esteem.
Speaker 13: As sure to get Naggi the share Naggi mahashi.
Speaker 5: Yes, sorry, that's what I mean to get.
Speaker 4: What how long did you wait for?
Speaker 12: Oh? Probably more than two hours, but every second was.
Speaker 4: Worth its Well are a lot of work stand away.
Speaker 4: She sent him a book and she signed every page.
Speaker 3: Every page of the book.
Speaker 12: I'm so envious. I was like, Oh, can I get
Speaker 12: another for my friends?
Speaker 13: There?
Speaker 1: I kept myself on my other cookbook.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: Did you give her hud to?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 3: I did? Her and j B.
Speaker 7: I tried to speak friends for JBS.
Speaker 2: I have no idea he speaking friendship. Her right hand
Speaker 2: man JB.
Speaker 3: I thought, Clint, there's a real tone to the callers
Speaker 3: in that topic, wasn't they passionate?
Speaker 4: I stood in line for dumplings, the best dumpling places
Speaker 4: in New how Is. I said to Paul, just go
Speaker 4: on the front and tip.
Speaker 2: Them and see if we can put up the front
Speaker 2: and tip.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he did. He went and tipped them. I didn't
Speaker 2: know standing for an hour.
Speaker 4: It's yea and they were good dumplings. But that's one
Speaker 4: of the only things in the world I'd stand in line.
Speaker 2: It is just dumplings.
Speaker 3: Big night last night in music Grammy Awards. Grammy, it's
Speaker 3: always awkward watching music act present awards.
Speaker 2: Why just like.
Speaker 4: When they it's so nice Grammy. Is the industry voted?
Speaker 3: I know, but just you know, like like with the
Speaker 3: Oscars and stuff. Actors I used to delivering comedy lines
Speaker 3: and stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh like they should shouldn't stand up.
Speaker 3: Do you see Cardi B She wasn't the best rap
Speaker 3: album at the start, and I was like, well, she
Speaker 3: looks she looks like a crazy fan on stage?
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 3: Gravy High.
Speaker 15: That time I was on the stage, it was to
Speaker 15: accept the very award I'm presenting today m m yep, yep.
Speaker 5: I was overwhelmed.
Speaker 15: Then I couldn't even find the worst to express how
Speaker 15: grateful I.
Speaker 5: Am for this genre.
Speaker 15: Tonight, I won't be having those problems.
Speaker 4: Because I know.
Speaker 15: Exactly what I want to say. Rap help me find
Speaker 15: my voice, RAP help me tell my story, and most
Speaker 15: of all, RAP changed my life.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I think she's just like that. Really,
Speaker 4: I love her.
Speaker 2: She's cool. That's great, speaking of the weird better they were.
Speaker 4: The best new artist. Yes, Chapel Roon, I mean extraordinary.
Speaker 4: She's just doing her things. I know she's She's uniquely
Speaker 4: her and I love that. There's not enough characters anymore.
Speaker 3: Something the Swifties A love You know Camp the dancer
Speaker 3: from the term, Yeah, he was one of Chapel Roon's dances.
Speaker 1: Are they allowed to sort of go off and dance
Speaker 1: for somebody else?
Speaker 3: Well, they can't retire now that the year is to
Speaker 3: should be able to?
Speaker 4: I was not unsure.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't he.
Speaker 4: Have to mint?
Speaker 3: I would have earned mint? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder all that travel out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know who is Chapel that'd be a
Speaker 4: good combo Chapel Roan.
Speaker 2: What's his name?
Speaker 3: Camp?
Speaker 4: Cam camp anyway, Song of the Year Kendrick Lamar not
Speaker 4: like us. Reck God of the Year Kendrick Lamar, not
Speaker 4: like us. But it was Beyonce who took our Album
Speaker 4: of the Year, which was the big award of the night.
Speaker 4: It was well, it was presented by the LA Fire Department.
Speaker 4: I loved that and it was a fundraiser for the
Speaker 4: LA Fire Department that made an absolute fortune. But I look,
Speaker 4: album of the Year, that's one thing. But she won Huntry.
Speaker 2: Album of the Year.
Speaker 4: Yeah with Cowboy Kartera, which is interesting because that album
Speaker 4: didn't do so well, and I think I think in
Speaker 4: her speech you can tell she was genuinely surprised.
Speaker 5: Wow, I really was not expecting this.
Speaker 9: I think sometimes genre is a cold word to keep
Speaker 9: us in our place as artists, and I just want
Speaker 9: to encourage people to do what they're passionate about.
Speaker 4: I mean, I love that song. I don't know if
Speaker 4: I loved the whole album.
Speaker 1: Well, increase in listens on Spotify today alone.
Speaker 3: This is non judgment place, isn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you going to do what I know invented
Speaker 1: Beyonce or Taylor Swift? Because private you've been jumping into Taylor.
Speaker 3: I love Taylor, but I thought I think she needed
Speaker 3: a siditive halfway through the Grammys.
Speaker 4: Have you seen that, like tiktoks of behind the scenes
Speaker 4: where she's dancing holding a pole of champagne. She's getting
Speaker 4: down and dirty.
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 4: Let her leap. She's just been on tour for eleven
Speaker 4: thousand years. Let the girl.
Speaker 3: Let her go double.
Speaker 4: Next you're going to say Beyonces overrated.
Speaker 3: I think Beyonces over.
Speaker 4: I can't wait until we're giving away tickets to her.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest. No one cared about Beyonce or Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: It was all about Carne West and his kookie wife
Speaker 4: from Melbourne, Bianca. Do you think he's making her go nudes?
Speaker 3: You know what? Jokes aside. I felt uncomfortable watching it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, is this you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just can't be getting around nude?
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 4: It's actually indecent exposures.
Speaker 3: Well, she was wearing something.
Speaker 4: I mean, if I had a rig like that, I'd
Speaker 4: be nood Absolutely.
Speaker 2: I just don't know.
Speaker 3: That's what it was. She just didn't look comfortable.
Speaker 4: But at the after party she was comfortable. She was
Speaker 4: up on the microphone singing adele.
Speaker 3: Do you know what Lauren said before you were out
Speaker 3: of the studio, and he had break ever watching the
Speaker 3: footage of her grab the microphone and Lauren goes, this
Speaker 3: is karaoke queen over here, right. Lauren goes, if you
Speaker 3: grab a microphone and go to sing, you need to
Speaker 3: know the words.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can tell.
Speaker 4: She's like, she's trying to sing rolling in the deep.
Speaker 4: She knows the first line and then she does that like, oh,
Speaker 4: shake my head because I don't.
Speaker 3: Know what the mumble in the car rolling and then
Speaker 3: he come back strong for the next words.
Speaker 2: We now she didn't know the words. You got to
Speaker 2: be confident.
Speaker 4: But she had a great time at the the party.
Speaker 2: I'm not so sure she.
Speaker 3: Was wearing clothes, she wondered.
Speaker 4: She wasn't really, it was like a see through one
Speaker 4: piece that she changed into dressed up.
Speaker 3: What's to our next guest, introducing our ex Gust.
Speaker 6: He's a comedian, actor, television presenter and all around funny man.
Speaker 2: All the way from London.
Speaker 16: I accidentally hit a kid skiing to be fair to
Speaker 16: me right, this little cut straight in front of me
Speaker 16: in the line for the buffet, and I just lashed.
Speaker 6: Out here in Australia, possibly to escape assault chargers.
Speaker 3: Please welcome to the show, Jack quite.
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning.
Speaker 3: Are you morning?
Speaker 5: Are you?
Speaker 3: You're very good?
Speaker 4: Have you been in Australia now?
Speaker 16: I've been here for three weeks on tour with my parents,
Speaker 16: So I'm very excited to be here because I'm excited
Speaker 16: to not be with them, because I've been having breakfast, lunch,
Speaker 16: and dinner with my mom and dad every day for
Speaker 16: three weeks.
Speaker 1: You get the big family room at the hotel.
Speaker 3: No, genuinely.
Speaker 16: What happens when we go to hotels is they seem
Speaker 16: to somehow always get their first, and then they get
Speaker 16: the best rum, and then they get the upgrade, and
Speaker 16: I go and look at their room normally because my
Speaker 16: dad's called me because he can't turn the lights on,
Speaker 16: and then I'll go in there and realize that they've
Speaker 16: got the big room, and they always get the number
Speaker 16: one dressing room as well.
Speaker 3: So I just get mugged off everywhere we go.
Speaker 4: I mean, we say, you travel with your dad a lot.
Speaker 4: How do you go traveling with mum? Is she who?
Speaker 16: Yeah, she's good, She's very useful. I mean, because I
Speaker 16: couldn't do it without him. She man marks him basically
Speaker 16: and Yeah, we sort of like tag team Michael Whitehall
Speaker 16: duties because it is like traveling with a sort of
Speaker 16: minor royal when you're with him, which is actually quite
Speaker 16: good as well in some ways, because it means you
Speaker 16: can sort of hide behind his divasness. So I would
Speaker 16: always feel bad about making demands and insisting on like,
Speaker 16: you know, limousines and five star hotels, but I you go, yeah,
Speaker 16: it was Michael. Michael just you know, he needs to
Speaker 16: have a certain archery, and he's so high maintenance.
Speaker 4: I mean he sort of royal family.
Speaker 16: Do you know the royals I know have, Yeah, I've
Speaker 16: come into contact with them in the past. I was
Speaker 16: quite good friends with Harry back in the day, pre Megan,
Speaker 16: when he was a terrible right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: But when he was in Vegas or anything, were you annoyingly?
Speaker 16: I wasn't there for the naked billiards.
Speaker 4: When he was with Megan. Is that true that he
Speaker 4: dropped his mates?
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean I wasn't. I wouldn't say part of
Speaker 16: the inner circle to go back to Vegas analogy, but
Speaker 16: I had a few nights out with him when he
Speaker 16: was Yeah, he seems.
Speaker 4: Like he said, yeah, he was would be fun together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, retired from that as well. Now you never from that.
Speaker 1: Surely Harry is not retired from it, You're not still inside.
Speaker 3: Surely do you have to beg for a night out? Now?
Speaker 3: Though they are.
Speaker 16: Definitely a little bit more negotiating, cashed out at the
Speaker 16: bank of mutual resentment.
Speaker 3: I just sent my wife away for a girl's weekend.
Speaker 3: I'm like, take two nights bags. I know there's a
Speaker 3: potential boys, but.
Speaker 4: I mean, your dad never really grew up.
Speaker 16: No, No, I mean he's yeah, I don't know, he's
Speaker 16: still he sort of doesn't get go out and like
Speaker 16: get loose and go on the sash, but he he's
Speaker 16: just sort of remains like a sort of gentle level
Speaker 16: of drunk all the time. Now, Yeah, constantly like imbibing.
Speaker 3: I reckon, I'll be like he's dead when I'm older,
Speaker 3: just grumpy and just what do you mean when you're older? Okay?
Speaker 16: He also he has the best rider, because my rider
Speaker 16: is like one can of diet coke. He has three
Speaker 16: bottles of what's it Lauren Perier champagne. That's one of
Speaker 16: my deprillator in every dressing room. He genuinely has to
Speaker 16: have this champagne because he always claims, he goes, oh,
Speaker 16: no champagne in the dressing room case we're entertaining. I
Speaker 16: was like entertaining, who went friends? If I have friends
Speaker 16: to one of the shows, I get it. I was like,
Speaker 16: you have one friend, okay, his name is Neil Stacey
Speaker 16: and he lives in Bath in England. Right, so if
Speaker 16: we're in Bath and we're doing a show there by
Speaker 16: all means have three bottles of champagne. But you don't
Speaker 16: know anyone in Woollongong, Like, you're not going to have
Speaker 16: friends there. You never know my mom does. My mom
Speaker 16: seems to know everyone in Australia. I guess this is insane.
Speaker 16: Everywhere we go and it's always like ran like cousins,
Speaker 16: but they're not cousins. They're cousins like five times removed.
Speaker 16: Or she loves inviting, like old nannies like I swear
Speaker 16: they did no parenting at all, because I have met
Speaker 16: thirty nannies on this tour and every time I come
Speaker 16: into a dressing room after the show, they're there with
Speaker 16: the two bottles of champagne open, and this is narrel.
Speaker 3: She changed your nappy?
Speaker 4: Is there anything worse than your My mom does it too?
Speaker 4: She says, you remember this, lady, and you just stand
Speaker 4: there going no, Mom, I don't, And now it's ten
Speaker 4: times worse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was one year old. I do remember that.
Speaker 3: Can I bring up your mum's relationship with Harry starts?
Speaker 3: I remember this famously happening at the brit Awards a
Speaker 3: couple of years back. I bought my mum with me.
Speaker 3: It's Hillary. How is Hilary Hillary? She's good. It's weird
Speaker 3: that you know her name.
Speaker 16: She's over there, probably throwing herself at Rods.
Speaker 3: No, Harry, sit down, Harry and mum got history. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah they do. Yeah, they had a together.
Speaker 16: I was going to say they didn't have a night together,
Speaker 16: but they met at one of those award shows.
Speaker 3: She was very enamored. You've got the Brits coming up again.
Speaker 3: I believe the Grammys yesterday.
Speaker 16: I watched a couple of clips and basically spent the
Speaker 16: last couple of weeks trying to just educate myself on
Speaker 16: modern music because it's been a couple of years since.
Speaker 3: I did Bridge and I feel so out of touch.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine a scarier job than hosting one of
Speaker 4: those of its.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean they're all pretty hammered. So I kind
Speaker 16: of realized early doors that you if you just did
Speaker 16: it for the television audience at home and just accepted
Speaker 16: that you're both on slightly like parallel experiences in the room.
Speaker 3: Don't rely on the crowd, yeah, because you're.
Speaker 16: Not going to get a lot out of them, but
Speaker 16: you can, you know, you can check a couple of
Speaker 16: straight bullets in their direction as well, and no one
Speaker 16: really realizes what's going on. So I think that that
Speaker 16: that insulated me a little bit. Hey, it's a tough gig.
Speaker 3: How was the Melbourne crowd last night? Live show? Last night?
Speaker 3: You got another one tonight. We'll put up the link
Speaker 3: on our socials for you to get last minute tickets.
Speaker 4: But as as a guy from the UK, how are
Speaker 4: you coping with this hate? Because the Brits don't like
Speaker 4: the hate you have.
Speaker 16: You Yeah, I mean it's quite intense. We've sort of
Speaker 16: been followed around by like a cloud. Everywhere we've gone
Speaker 16: it's been grey and miserable, and everyone's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 16: so sorry you've had this terrible weather, and we're like no, no, no,
Speaker 16: this is fine. This fits with us in our general temperament.
Speaker 16: But now it's got hot. It's quite intense, especially because
Speaker 16: my dad does insist on wearing a suit everywhere. Yes,
Speaker 16: so's melting. No no, no, it's like on some thongs
Speaker 16: and board shorts.
Speaker 4: But he get his budgy smugglers. I saw him at
Speaker 4: the shop the other day looking at I don't think.
Speaker 16: You can smuggle a budgy. He's reached an age now
Speaker 16: where you have to tuck it into your sock. Yeah right,
Speaker 16: Sorry to put that image in. It's what seven thirty six.
Speaker 16: That feels too old to be talking about my father's genitals.
Speaker 16: The show is essentially just me making jokes about his relief.
Speaker 3: Pep shots of your dad with the rig out down
Speaker 3: and killed.
Speaker 16: He hasn't got a rig to be proud of like
Speaker 16: this gentleman's I've just seen some photographs.
Speaker 3: Do you realize that's all we'll hear about in the
Speaker 3: studio behind the actually got a large cardboard of it.
Speaker 2: Can someone go on like a cobbled.
Speaker 16: Street so you couldn't walk down those abs in a wedge?
Speaker 3: Last year Clint did the Full Ship for men.
Speaker 4: Everybody knows he talked about.
Speaker 2: It the whole year.
Speaker 3: We've got to go away gift for you.
Speaker 4: And on the front of we've all got our own
Speaker 4: little folders for our preparation, which none of us ever
Speaker 4: really read, but the producers put a lot of effort
Speaker 4: into it.
Speaker 2: Sort of like a surfboard. You might need to put
Speaker 2: it in.
Speaker 4: On the front of. Clints is here with his rig out,
Speaker 4: and Jack walked straight in and said, great, great.
Speaker 3: Do you want to take that with you on the
Speaker 3: I will take a giant declare that he throws. Very impressive.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I like to sign my stomach yours Jack.
Speaker 3: We love you and your family, were saying earlier, like, honestly,
Speaker 3: we are jealous that you get to do it.
Speaker 2: You don't need to hold it things you Yeah, just mesmerized.
Speaker 3: Were jealous you get to do this with your fam.
Speaker 3: We've loved your shows and tonight if you want tickets,
Speaker 3: we'll put a link on our socials. Thanks so much
Speaker 3: for coming in this morning. Thank you.
Speaker 16: I'm literally going to go straight for a pump now
Speaker 16: I've been inspired.
Speaker 4: He's up to do some push up. Have a great
Speaker 4: time in Australia. We love having you here.
Speaker 3: This is a great sort of visual image.
Speaker 16: You're holding the copself exactly embarrassing everywhere.
Speaker 3: Jack Whitehall on the air with us this morning. It
Speaker 3: has just gone twenty two aways, we are on the air.
Speaker 3: Thanks y mates. Ad Shell already Express had one of
Speaker 3: their coffees the other day.
Speaker 2: How was it?
Speaker 3: Very good?
Speaker 2: Delousous?
Speaker 4: We love a delicious coffee.
Speaker 3: Well, heading to Shell already expressed today top to thirty six.
Speaker 3: We're going for today a little bit of a cool change.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when is the cal change coming tomorrow tonight?
Speaker 1: Well, i'd imagine late tonight. But doro, what did we
Speaker 1: yesterday thirty nine to thirty six so we could argue
Speaker 1: that the call.
Speaker 3: Change has already come. He's got you there.
Speaker 1: Hey, Lauren, you've been the last few days sampling some
Speaker 1: different dietary sort of situations.
Speaker 3: What are you doing? So we're doing fed.
Speaker 4: Past now, I'm doing a metabolic resent.
Speaker 2: That's right now.
Speaker 4: I want to hear about it. It's so boring. Basically,
Speaker 4: you eat a lot of veggies and a lot of protein.
Speaker 3: It's poor. Your partner doing it as well.
Speaker 4: He is, thank god, because we have to go down
Speaker 4: in solidarity.
Speaker 3: One in orlean egos getting snappy at each other.
Speaker 4: Yet at home, No, you might need us.
Speaker 3: He I was to say, do you think.
Speaker 1: The answer would be the was around last night for
Speaker 1: dinner and they stuck to their guns. That's very, very disciplined.
Speaker 3: Well, while I.
Speaker 1: Picked out on all the great because his delicacy is
Speaker 1: like Terry Kitchen.
Speaker 3: I've been there for the blow up and you send
Speaker 3: him to his room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did that once. He didn't go, But I tried.
Speaker 4: Would you call this diet a fat Oh no, this
Speaker 4: one's not a fad. This one's based on science. I'm
Speaker 4: told science clean metabolic reset, and it's meant to reset
Speaker 4: your metabolism. I don't know that much about it. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I've done it before and I felt amazing, So I
Speaker 4: was like, February, I'm doing it. I turned into a
Speaker 4: walking pinaclada in January, so February is my month. But
Speaker 4: I'm also trying some kookie weird things. I mean, it
Speaker 4: wasn't a great day yesterday. Admittedly to go to the
Speaker 4: infrared sauna. Not not great in forty.
Speaker 2: Degrees because you could sho yourself in the sauna.
Speaker 4: No, I wasn't going to do that. It was just
Speaker 4: forty degrees. I couldn't cool down for what felt like days.
Speaker 3: Is this what happens with the dietes on.
Speaker 1: Well, you never know when it's no.
Speaker 4: That was the juice cleans and it didn't actually happen.
Speaker 3: That's another thing.
Speaker 4: A juice cleans is a fad. I've done that before.
Speaker 3: What else?
Speaker 1: What are the fads?
Speaker 4: I tried that thing where you just eat grapefruits a
Speaker 4: lot of time. I don't know. It's just it meant
Speaker 4: lowy blood sugar.
Speaker 1: And you've beat at the gym a lot, so recovery
Speaker 1: is essential. You do the big recovery boots. Been doing
Speaker 1: yourself into the boots and blow up and they have
Speaker 1: you got the inflatable boots.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I've.
Speaker 3: Seen like Petrarca in them. I didn't think i've seen Lauren.
Speaker 4: They're for real athletes, proper turn and I'm going to
Speaker 4: start doing sound healing.
Speaker 1: The clu bloody astro inflatable beast spoke about it on
Speaker 1: the top of the show Doms is a thing.
Speaker 4: Anyone can be an athlete, Chase, I'm going to do
Speaker 4: sound therapy to calm my mind. Well, I think they'd
Speaker 4: bang it to bit and gong and hum at you.
Speaker 3: And what do you pay for that?
Speaker 4: I haven't been yet.
Speaker 2: I might go tonight.
Speaker 3: Because I love fat as well.
Speaker 4: You went to the breathing one and you snored through the.
Speaker 1: On the weekend in Sydney, I went to a sauna.
Speaker 3: House Careful, which one all above board people going off.
Speaker 2: It was close to King's Crust, but it was very.
Speaker 3: Very nice.
Speaker 4: What did you wear in the sauna?
Speaker 3: What was well?
Speaker 1: You wear clothes, not clothes, not fully. I was wearing
Speaker 1: my my togs because there how long my budgies. So
Speaker 1: what did what you do?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 1: You have a fifteen minute sauna by a three minute
Speaker 1: plunge of the class plunge, and you drink tea with
Speaker 1: everyone for the next ten minutes, and then you rinse
Speaker 1: and repeat three times.
Speaker 4: What you men with everyone? Is it a group activity?
Speaker 1: It's it's there are other people present, Yes, I bet
Speaker 1: there is men and women, men and women. Everyone got
Speaker 1: clothes on, everyone's clothes.
Speaker 4: Okay. But because I went to one of the hot
Speaker 4: springs in Japan with their separate men and women, everyone's naked.
Speaker 2: Oh no, this is nude in the hot water.
Speaker 3: How do you go with that?
Speaker 4: I don't even like seeing myself nude in hot water.
Speaker 3: You look like a little dumpling coach, and I was
Speaker 3: like any of us.
Speaker 4: But everyone wore everyone had Everyone wore these towels on
Speaker 4: their heads and I so I put my tail in
Speaker 4: my head and I didn't know why. Wow, apparently it's
Speaker 4: meant to be wet and cold.
Speaker 1: Oh funny you should say that because Jace I was
Speaker 1: told to put that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, can you describe that?
Speaker 2: For listener?
Speaker 4: You've got a tea cozy on your head.
Speaker 3: That's what you got to wear, as well as something below.
Speaker 3: I thought the rules you can't take photos.
Speaker 1: It's we that's me and that I think that's me
Speaker 1: and the duney. But that's sort of like you're right,
Speaker 1: a tea cozy with a sort of.
Speaker 4: Why has it got a sprout on top?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 4: So what is the tea cozy on your head? What
Speaker 4: does it actually do?
Speaker 3: It must be something to do with the heat.
Speaker 4: So you just did it because everyone else was.
Speaker 3: Following the rules.
Speaker 4: Well, listen, is it wet and cold cozy?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Is it wet?
Speaker 3: It's a bit wet and cold, wet, and look, I'm
Speaker 3: proud of you too.
Speaker 4: The fourth of February and I'm staying strong.
Speaker 3: I know which is what like, I am proud of
Speaker 3: you too. We are proud of you. So I've got
Speaker 3: your gift.
Speaker 4: Don't bring in anything that's going to tempt me.
Speaker 3: Let's go to an ad break and then I've got
Speaker 3: a little of surprise for you morning. Every it is
Speaker 3: just going to wait, Lauren. You are four days.
Speaker 4: In twos in to a health kick, clean.
Speaker 3: You bus, the things shirt, Welcome to temptation Tuesday away.
Speaker 2: There's nothing better than a game of temptation.
Speaker 4: And I'm not having sugar, not doing any of the things.
Speaker 3: What else do you love? What do you miss? Four
Speaker 3: days in?
Speaker 4: Well, it's funny because you crave things like I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm not really a sweet tooth at night. I never
Speaker 4: eat ice cream or things like that. And all I've
Speaker 4: wanted is ice cream coming up next, But I don't
Speaker 4: really eat like it's only because I can't have it
Speaker 4: that I want it. There's something wrong with me.
Speaker 3: We know that we have some presents for you this morning.
Speaker 2: Do it.
Speaker 3: That's just cruel temptation tuesdays next.
Speaker 4: Don't tempt me, you.
Speaker 2: The things.
Speaker 3: Being the supportive friends we are. Clinton and I are
Speaker 3: in Laurence Corner as she embarks on fed fast and
Speaker 3: a metabolic.
Speaker 2: Reset, a health kick.
Speaker 4: I'm on a healthcick and it's everyone sick of hearing
Speaker 4: about it. So I've just decided I'm not leaving the
Speaker 4: house because I'm boring.
Speaker 3: Well, we're going to bring the treats to you. You
Speaker 3: don't need to go anywhere.
Speaker 4: Even last night, Paul's like, We've got to pop down
Speaker 4: to the supermarket and I was like, I ain't going.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to the supermarket.
Speaker 3: Have you taken Uber Eats the app off your phone? No,
Speaker 3: I should probably do that. Guys, bring in the trolley
Speaker 3: of treats. Can we bring in treat now? Don't bring
Speaker 3: I don't want her to see them all. Just bring
Speaker 3: in the first one.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you've just done this because it's the
Speaker 4: things that you want to eat this morning, and you
Speaker 4: can eat them.
Speaker 3: Okay, we've got a kosh.
Speaker 2: Is that what it's called a It is indeed treat
Speaker 2: number one.
Speaker 1: Oh it's.
Speaker 3: Sushi.
Speaker 4: I can't have rice. I could picture chuner and avocado.
Speaker 4: I love sushi. The other thing is, I'm only supposed
Speaker 4: to eat at certain times, so there's no snacking. Although
Speaker 4: I'm in the eating window.
Speaker 2: Right now, open would it.
Speaker 4: Be sad if I picked up the run.
Speaker 3: You have a smell? No, no, you know what I get.
Speaker 4: I've got my help.
Speaker 3: What's one of your favorite takeaway food?
Speaker 4: Actually salivated?
Speaker 3: What's your favorite takeaway dumplings? No, you said yesterday on
Speaker 3: the podcast fish and chips.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my gosh. No, that's not fish
Speaker 4: and chips. That's my favorite Greek takeaway zeus Greek food.
Speaker 2: I could probably eat the chicken, got a lot of sea.
Speaker 4: I'm actually get it away from me.
Speaker 3: Let me see if the chips are warm, go.
Speaker 4: Away, don't. Don't you dare eat hot chips at eight
Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 3: Would you like a mimosa to wash it down?
Speaker 4: We go?
Speaker 2: Of course I wanted my mosa.
Speaker 3: Well, don't get angry at me, buddy, Hell I just
Speaker 3: got what have we got next?
Speaker 12: There?
Speaker 2: Gen z, This is cruel.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Oh my god, it's a luky Oh
Speaker 4: my god. I've actually got sweaty palms and I'm salivating.
Speaker 3: That's the meat sweats It'll get you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, smell that. It's like an open suver.
Speaker 3: Is there more? We're going to have it? Doing? Miss
Speaker 3: to me because I'm showing I'm proud of you.
Speaker 4: No, you're obviously not and not want to do self.
Speaker 4: Luky for breakfast, go away.
Speaker 3: Got to have dessert. It's your favorite connoisseur or ice.
Speaker 4: Crey, caramel and macedamia. It's surrounding away. I'm not having
Speaker 4: any of it.
Speaker 2: You don't want any I don't want.
Speaker 4: Any of it.
Speaker 3: What about us?
Speaker 2: You have a little sniff No, I'm not sniffing it.
Speaker 4: Thrying chocolates at me, I'm not having them.
Speaker 1: In good news, aren I can tell you that the
Speaker 1: person who designed your diet, I was on the phone
Speaker 1: just before, and they've said that you can have a
Speaker 1: free pass this morning to enjoy whatever you'd like within reason,
Speaker 1: from the plates in front of you.
Speaker 4: That's not true, because I text her yesterday and she
Speaker 4: was telling you what purpal teas I was allowed the
Speaker 4: Great Donna astin. I'm going to look like.
Speaker 1: I spoke to Don just before and Don said, why
Speaker 1: you can go for your life?
Speaker 4: Why are you laughing? I'm going to look like I'm
Speaker 4: going to look like Rachel Pinch. Why are you laughing?
Speaker 3: I'm not laughing.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 4: She never said that she would not let me.
Speaker 1: She said, hang on The text reads, tell Lauren go
Speaker 1: for your life one day only.
Speaker 4: Literally yesterday I text her and said, am I allowed
Speaker 4: to sparkling water? Or you're going to have sparkling water?
Speaker 4: Get those chips away from me?
Speaker 2: Go away, Lauren.
Speaker 3: I'm proud of you. Oh, I'm proud of you, Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 2: Day four, I hate you both? Is this so mean?
Speaker 4: No, you were doing something good for you. I would
Speaker 4: be so supportive.
Speaker 3: I'd be wrapped if you said this in for me.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you here we go every day we
Speaker 3: give you a chance to win five thousand dollars with
Speaker 3: the five K question. Let's say good morning to Chloe.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Chloe, Good morning? How old are you?
Speaker 2: Chloe?
Speaker 9: Can school?
Speaker 4: What grade do you win?
Speaker 14: Grade five?
Speaker 3: Oh? Nice? Do you want to do a shout out
Speaker 3: to your school? In case your friends are listening this morning?
Speaker 3: What school do you go to? Chloe?
Speaker 15: In my primary school?
Speaker 3: Beautiful friends? Just quickly?
Speaker 1: What what do you like playing in your free time?
Speaker 1: I see you like playing ten pin bowling? You good,
Speaker 1: good bowler?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Twinkle toes.
Speaker 3: They are a licensed to print money those bowling centers
Speaker 3: over the holidays. My god, I.
Speaker 4: Haven't been ten pin bowling, I would say for fifteen
Speaker 4: is really adults go without kids and ten pin bowls. Yeah,
Speaker 4: absolutely sound to strike bowling.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like a compety you can get in a competition. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 3: I can see you're owning your own ball, my own
Speaker 3: ball getting out a little tow. They those bulls, they've
Speaker 3: got a little ball bag.
Speaker 4: See me walking through Chudston with my ball bag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you scream me, Hey, Clorachloe, let's try and win.
Speaker 4: Use some money. Now this game works like this. There
Speaker 4: is an easy question for fifty dollars, a medium question
Speaker 4: for five hundred dollars, and a hard question for five
Speaker 4: thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: What do you want to do?
Speaker 4: Do you want to do?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Five hundred?
Speaker 2: Okay, undred, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 4: You're going to hear a three two one countdown, Clothe,
Speaker 4: you have to answer before the countdown ends. If you
Speaker 4: don't know, mighty would be have a guest, good lucks
Speaker 4: is here we go?
Speaker 3: Five hundred dollars, Chloe. Your cool question.
Speaker 6: Is what is the official language of Brazil?
Speaker 3: Three two one?
Speaker 4: That was a tricky one, Chloe, language do they speak
Speaker 4: in Brazil?
Speaker 3: It was Portuguese?
Speaker 4: Have you ever. Have you ever heard of Portugal?
Speaker 2: Chloe? No, you know what?
Speaker 4: Have you ever had Nando's? Isn't that Portuguese?
Speaker 3: Now a healthy I'll tell you what we're gonna look
Speaker 3: with a family pass to Gumby World Theme Park. You
Speaker 3: can go there on us. Okay, Okay, no worries, She's fine.
Speaker 3: That's one theme part tickets. Do you think Anti Lauren
Speaker 3: should go bowling with you?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a hard nine.
Speaker 3: That's okay. The only place in the state where slides,
Speaker 3: roller coasters, shows, and wildlife. You can get it in one.
Speaker 3: Get a wildlife, a gun, buy a world.
Speaker 4: Dodge the bullet there, dodge the bullet. Not going bowling?
Speaker 4: Bloe doesn't want me there?
Speaker 3: Do you think she?
Speaker 4: I feel like I'd be one of those people that
Speaker 4: had tried and bowling. I'd like in the ball gets
Speaker 4: stuck on my and I'd go flying down the aisle.
Speaker 3: She'd need the bumpers. Oh, you'd need to the ramp.
Speaker 4: It's very slippery bowling if you take one step too far.
Speaker 3: Hey, coming up next. I love this segment thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: We are doing what was the tantrum over the smaller
Speaker 3: the issue the better. Thirteen twenty fourteen. Our three year
Speaker 3: old actually burst into tears over the holidays when mum
Speaker 3: did something. He was devastated.
Speaker 4: I had a tantrum the other day.
Speaker 3: We're more after kid ones. Oh okay, I want to
Speaker 3: talk about that though, my Yeah, let's get we'll come
Speaker 3: back all right. We'll find out why she threw her toys.
Speaker 3: Third eight twenty four to ten. What'd your kid chuck
Speaker 3: a tantrum over? You're on the air with Jason Lyon
Speaker 3: Clint here as well. We're doing to thanks to show
Speaker 3: ready express.
Speaker 4: Your kid through it? They had a thirteen twenty four
Speaker 4: ten is our number? What did your kid have a
Speaker 4: tantrum over? The more pathetic, the better.
Speaker 14: We've had some crackers in the past and I turn
Speaker 14: around and he's got his crops in his mouth, chomping
Speaker 14: on them, so facing them off him and he's born
Speaker 14: into school blown tantrum.
Speaker 2: Well you want let Lenny meeting shoes nice.
Speaker 8: I have a three year old and she has a
Speaker 8: tantrum every time we change an that view when she
Speaker 8: has a food because she wants to see her poo.
Speaker 4: She wants to see it.
Speaker 8: Yes, she wants to see how many balls in the
Speaker 8: nappy and to look at it and really inspect it.
Speaker 3: Good on your kids, kids are cooked. My three year
Speaker 3: old cracked it over the holidays because we're doing toilet
Speaker 3: training and after he'd been to the toilet, Mum flushed it.
Speaker 3: Oh he wanted to keep it. Yeah, where's it going? Keepsake,
Speaker 3: it's gone.
Speaker 4: It's with all the fish, all the goldfish realm.
Speaker 3: I was like, we're going to be here getting twelve hours, mate, Just.
Speaker 4: It's fine, there'll be another one.
Speaker 3: What have you thrown your toys over?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I didn't, but Paul is going around town telling people
Speaker 4: I had a tantrum in the street.
Speaker 1: We had a dramatized reenactment of it last night dream
Speaker 1: at Lauren's house.
Speaker 4: We're going to a meeting and all I wanted was
Speaker 4: the morning, and I said, let's leave now, so we've
Speaker 4: got time to get a coffee on the way we're walking,
Speaker 4: and then he just busted around and by the time
Speaker 4: we left, we're going past where I wanted to get
Speaker 4: my coffee. No time, and he goes, let's just get
Speaker 4: one afterwards. Actually I actually stomped my foot.
Speaker 2: I want a coffee now, I want a coffe now.
Speaker 4: He reckons. I fully jumped around and had a tantrum.
Speaker 3: I wasn't there, but I know what I put my money.
Speaker 3: It was in published.
Speaker 4: It was a little over the top, but I just
Speaker 4: wanted to coffee then and there, and we'd planned it,
Speaker 4: and then he munked around and then I anyway.
Speaker 3: See, I'd love to get in situation like that. I'd
Speaker 3: love to track down the security footage from the shop.
Speaker 3: You just see through the window, her stomping her feet
Speaker 3: in the street.
Speaker 4: I actually stamped my stomp my foot. And I felt
Speaker 4: the frustration of a kid when they really just want something.
Speaker 4: I get it, guys, I get a kid, Vicky. Sometimes
Speaker 4: it helps you get your own way.
Speaker 3: So thirteen twenty four to ten, what's the silly thing
Speaker 3: your kid chucked a tantrum over?
Speaker 12: My eleven year old had a tantrum at the beach
Speaker 12: a couple of weeks ago because there was too much
Speaker 12: stand fair points.
Speaker 4: That's Jason, the manchild gets everywhere.
Speaker 3: I like the astro turf beach. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: Now, you go off that's called a pool.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, she prefers pools over the beach, but I'm
Speaker 12: talking trim the whole crying. She was getting the sand
Speaker 12: and she was throwing it.
Speaker 2: Worse for herself.
Speaker 3: Oh it's now easy fixed. There is a Stephanie.
Speaker 2: Stephanie's pulled over absolutely hill. First step. When did your
Speaker 2: kids chuck a tanty?
Speaker 8: Oh it wasn't a kid, it was a grown adult.
Speaker 4: Love tell me. So.
Speaker 10: I was living and working overseas at a popular theme
Speaker 10: park that I'll remain unnamed because I want to work
Speaker 10: there again.
Speaker 3: Disney then, and we.
Speaker 10: Were celebrating the fourth of July. So we all got
Speaker 10: American flag pins, and one of the guests decided.
Speaker 12: That he didn't fight.
Speaker 10: For this country for foreigners to be taking good American dogs,
Speaker 10: presented him to the mouse.
Speaker 4: To the mouse, I was like, you go go meet me.
Speaker 2: Had was a good meeting Donald Trump?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 3: Hell picked it.
Speaker 4: Disney man Adultlis He doesn't want to name it, but
Speaker 4: go meet the mouse.
Speaker 3: Melissa up there talking tantrums? Was it you were a kid?
Speaker 12: It was my four year old daughter this morning. She
Speaker 12: got very upset because astronaut started with an a rather
Speaker 12: than a nose.
Speaker 4: It's just like, it's so cute, right, I think it's
Speaker 4: cute when kids have Actually I don't have kids.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
Speaker 4: I think it's cute when they crack it over silly,
Speaker 4: it's funny. I would have been the biggest tantrum thrower
Speaker 4: as a kid.
Speaker 3: I'm sure as a kid.
Speaker 2: Cute one day, go away, leave me alone, it is.
Speaker 2: I would have been a throw for show just gone.
Speaker 3: Twenty eight past eight. We're gonna check you around to
Speaker 3: work and then coming up next Clint.
Speaker 4: Well, actually I threw a bit of a tenn frum
Speaker 4: last night, didn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just say.
Speaker 4: Something cruel happened in my hand.
Speaker 1: I've got a new nickname for your fiance, Paul. Let's
Speaker 1: call in Martha Stewart.
Speaker 3: We'll go there on the other side of this.
Speaker 4: Here on Novar, we're at dinner party last night at
Speaker 4: our house.
Speaker 3: I love that you did a dinner party because the
Speaker 3: married at first Sight people.
Speaker 1: We had a dinner party for the dinner party, dinner
Speaker 1: party for the dinner party.
Speaker 3: We needed to celebrate Jason. It's a big night.
Speaker 4: Clint came over and Lucy, my best girlfriend. Both single.
Speaker 4: By the way, if you both still single this time
Speaker 4: next year, I'm entering you on the show. No, it's
Speaker 4: not on between you two.
Speaker 1: You didn't suggest that that was one of the conversations
Speaker 1: that came up last night.
Speaker 4: I never did you did, so maybe Paul did. I
Speaker 4: don't want my two best friends hanging out like that
Speaker 4: because if it goes pear shaped, I got to pick
Speaker 4: a sight.
Speaker 3: But also also, they'd cut you out.
Speaker 2: To know, they wouldn't.
Speaker 4: They can't live without me, either of them. Lucy and Clint.
Speaker 4: They're like my sponsored children anyway, the fridge. They're both
Speaker 4: still single. I'm going to enter them on maths, but
Speaker 4: not together separately.
Speaker 3: Hey, there was an uncomfortable bit on maths. So that's
Speaker 3: not too wasn't it.
Speaker 4: I don't even want to talk about it because it
Speaker 4: made my blood boil. His name's Tim, and he just
Speaker 4: gasolt this poor woman to the point I wanted to
Speaker 4: pick my TV up and throw it out the window.
Speaker 4: I was getting so angry, wasn't I.
Speaker 3: He's a bit of a drip old Tim.
Speaker 1: He's got a very different take on reality to what
Speaker 1: the rest of the people around that table.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he told her it was all her fault.
Speaker 4: He basically dropped her on the wedding night because she's
Speaker 4: not small and petite and blonde, which is what he wants.
Speaker 8: And he.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't engage with it at all, and she's tried.
Speaker 4: Really hard and she's so sweet, and then the other
Speaker 4: contestants were like, hey, what did you do that for?
Speaker 4: Why are you doing that? And she just sat there.
Speaker 4: She was really embarrassed. And then afterwards he said, you
Speaker 4: didn't back me up. He left by the way he
Speaker 4: left her at the honeymoon, and then at the table
Speaker 4: he said, you didn't back me up. I wouldn't have
Speaker 4: done that to you, and she was like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: I just I just wanted to wrap my arms around
Speaker 4: this woman and say you are so much better than
Speaker 4: this and so much more deserving than this.
Speaker 2: And it was horrific to watch.
Speaker 4: And I don't want to talk about it anymore because
Speaker 4: I'm going to get angry.
Speaker 3: About so it's pity we're not going to talk about it. No,
Speaker 3: I just thought it was worth flagging because I watched
Speaker 3: how uncomfortable you were this morning when you came to
Speaker 3: work and was telling us about it, and there was
Speaker 3: part of me it goes like, are you are you
Speaker 3: angry that they're even putting that on the air.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was, I was, But I just hope she
Speaker 4: is okay.
Speaker 1: Exactly, and it's funny because it's it is reality television
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, ultimately, but she's a
Speaker 1: woman in a fair bit.
Speaker 4: Of distress, smart, lovely, kind woman, and there the other
Speaker 4: women out there who copt that stuff and it's just revolting.
Speaker 4: It's not on.
Speaker 3: Can we light in the mood a little?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the dinner party, our dinner party. We didn't throw
Speaker 4: glasses of wine at each other.
Speaker 3: No, just pull your fiance, come out and do the
Speaker 3: ready coming to me.
Speaker 4: Well, so he loves maths too, so it was like
Speaker 4: a full viewing. He loves entertaining, right, yes, but we're both,
Speaker 4: as we said before, on this little health reset, so
Speaker 4: we can't eat many fun things at the moment. So
Speaker 4: these guys had to go down in solidarity with us,
Speaker 4: which was fine because it's just a healthy dinner teamwork.
Speaker 1: Something happened. We were all sitting around watching maths and
Speaker 1: at the same time, Paul decided to scurry to the kitchen.
Speaker 1: He was cleaning up, but he stumbled across three bananas
Speaker 1: that weren't They were more on the they were, they
Speaker 1: would be there.
Speaker 3: So what does Paul say, banana bread. I'm making banana bread.
Speaker 4: I said, well, we can't eat banana bread, so don't
Speaker 4: do it, and he goes, no, I'm going to make
Speaker 4: banana bread for your team at work.
Speaker 3: This is at nine o'clock at night, quarter to nine
Speaker 3: at night.
Speaker 2: I was making banana bread.
Speaker 4: Maker you dare bake in this house? Well, we can't
Speaker 4: eat it. Also, he has never baked banana bread in
Speaker 4: the whole time i've known you. Never never baked me
Speaker 4: a thing, nothing, never, ever ever. In fact, I'm not
Speaker 4: even sure he knows what that thing in the kitchen is.
Speaker 4: It's an ornament. It's not fair. He does cook dinner
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 1: When in the when in the oven like old school.
Speaker 4: Pantry. You didn't even know though, that I don't bake either.
Speaker 4: I don't even know why we have self raising flour
Speaker 4: in our kitchens baking it for the team at work.
Speaker 4: Our house smelled like delicious fresh banana bread.
Speaker 3: Bread, any of it.
Speaker 4: He's fully made you banana bread.
Speaker 3: I am loving this sole health kick. Do you think
Speaker 3: he's nesting? That smells delicious?
Speaker 4: I could smell it last night.
Speaker 3: Good on him.
Speaker 4: You hate banana bread, don't you forgot? You don't eat
Speaker 4: banana like you're going to break his little heart.
Speaker 2: If it's awful.
Speaker 3: No, it's excellent. It smells delicious, But come.
Speaker 4: On, produce a thumb, come in, haven't.
Speaker 3: I'd give it a go. There you go, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Oh you thought I just do this the smell of it.
Speaker 4: Last night. I was like, you've never in your light.
Speaker 4: And he goes, He's sitting there like Martha Stewart whipping
Speaker 4: up his banana bread and he goes, you don't even
Speaker 4: know me, Laurence.
Speaker 12: I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: What are you actually doing?
Speaker 3: It's not bad? What's wrong?
Speaker 4: Is it no good?
Speaker 3: What do you think? It's a bit right? We have
Speaker 3: a truckload of money to give away. Now, let's be honest.
Speaker 3: Who has been running up the bills over summer?
Speaker 4: Everyone?
Speaker 3: Oh mate, I reckon. I could a board a jump
Speaker 3: franchise with the amount of money I have dropped on
Speaker 3: those indoor trampoline places.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I'm also dreading getting my electricity bill. Air
Speaker 4: conditioning is running up peak level.
Speaker 3: So here's the going if you run it up. BI
Speaker 3: was registered by the Nova Player app. Or give us
Speaker 3: a ring right now.
Speaker 4: Jason Lauren's Devil.
Speaker 3: Cole from Noble Park. Good morning, good morning, running up
Speaker 3: the bills?
Speaker 14: Yes, I think like most of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Definitely, Nicole.
Speaker 4: Wats your living arrangements? Do you live on your own?
Speaker 4: Do you have housemates? You have a partners?
Speaker 2: You have kids?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 14: Olive with my husband and eighteen month old daughter.
Speaker 4: Well that's expensive, kids, Rack up real quick.
Speaker 10: Her name is Nova.
Speaker 4: Nova, yes, as inva.
Speaker 14: Yes, but we obviously not after the radio station.
Speaker 4: Sorry, what was the hurdler's name? Nova? Peris Neba?
Speaker 14: Yes, yes, it is?
Speaker 4: Is that who you named her after?
Speaker 14: She's named after my grandmother.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's beautiful.
Speaker 14: Grandma's name is Stella, and we wanted something along those
Speaker 14: lines and thought of Nova.
Speaker 4: Hang on, Nope, you're going to have to join the
Speaker 4: grand last name is Stella, which is a beautiful name.
Speaker 4: So what do we not know what nova actually means?
Speaker 14: Like like a lunar name. I didn't like the name Luna,
Speaker 14: so we sort of like super and over.
Speaker 4: Nova's super over.
Speaker 3: Now I get it. My dad's name was Paul. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: now we got Jason. Okay, all right, here's the go.
Speaker 3: We've got all your bills here. How this works is
Speaker 3: you pick which bill you want us to tap if
Speaker 3: it's approved we pay. Then it is up to you
Speaker 3: whether you want to carry on. But if you hit
Speaker 3: a bill that's declined, you lose the lot. I've got
Speaker 3: three bills here, four and fifty year five dollars car one.
Speaker 3: We've got the rates one for foreigner bucks and daughter's
Speaker 3: vaccinations for two fifty. What do we want to go?
Speaker 14: We'll go the car edge please.
Speaker 3: I love that. Go big, go home carriage.
Speaker 4: Yeah fifty, get it paid because it's late. It costs
Speaker 4: a fortune. How do I come on?
Speaker 3: You're going too high?
Speaker 2: Well done?
Speaker 4: Your car red Joe is paid by us. But here's
Speaker 4: the thing, Oh, thank you so much. Other bills here?
Speaker 4: Do you want to tap the card and see how
Speaker 4: you go? If it's approved, we'll pay that too. If
Speaker 4: it's declined, you lose them both.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 14: I think I'm just going to stick with the red
Speaker 14: because I feel speak to gambling.
Speaker 2: But Nicole, I mean, think of Stella slash and.
Speaker 4: Nova grandmother Nova is the baby not So You've got
Speaker 4: a vaccine bell for two fifty and rates for four
Speaker 4: hundred and four.
Speaker 14: And so I think I'm just going to stick with
Speaker 14: the rejo. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Final answer, Yes, sticking with it.
Speaker 14: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Do we want to know you can't give it?
Speaker 4: What would have happened if she had have got her
Speaker 4: rates for four.
Speaker 12: Hundred and four.
Speaker 9: Denied?
Speaker 13: It's not good to gamble.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Picked up her first Grammy yesterday and what a performance
Speaker 3: she did as well, So Brina Carpenter, that is taste.
Speaker 3: Here on Nova, Tyler Swift going off in the crowd
Speaker 3: supporting her.
Speaker 4: The videos of Taylor Swift bts are so good. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Like she's dancing, she's it's hot, she's like getting it
Speaker 4: down to the music.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yes.
Speaker 3: On the show, we're doing debt roulette and one lady
Speaker 3: wanted us to pay her legal fees for her divorce
Speaker 3: as solicitous.
Speaker 4: Well, we spun the wheel and she got it paid.
Speaker 3: We also got onto your divorce in the past, and
Speaker 3: I was shocked to find out what you in the
Speaker 3: ex we're fighting over. What would you say is the
Speaker 3: stupidest thing you thought in the divorce?
Speaker 4: A chemist warehouse voucher?
Speaker 3: How much was it?
Speaker 4: I think it was like a thousand dollars. I don't
Speaker 4: even know why we had a thousand dollar chemist ware
Speaker 4: house voucher.
Speaker 3: You used it secreances. It's a lot of j low
Speaker 3: glow You've got there in your new house line.
Speaker 4: My skin was glowing. It's just so funny when you
Speaker 4: go through something like that, you people just become not
Speaker 4: themselves and you argue over stupid things. In fact, I
Speaker 4: would have happily given him that match. I had no
Speaker 4: idea where it was, and I was usually expired. I
Speaker 4: didn't hadn't used it, I remember, but when he asked
Speaker 4: for it, I was like, Oh, you've got to be
Speaker 4: kidding me, Like.
Speaker 9: Is this?
Speaker 2: Where is this?
Speaker 3: Who it gets?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 3: Does?
Speaker 4: A friend of mine and he and his girlfriend live
Speaker 4: in They lived together and they had a few issues
Speaker 4: hence her moving out of the house, but they had
Speaker 4: the biggest fight over who was getting the vacuum. I mean,
Speaker 4: I love I was a dion, but it's yes, it
Speaker 4: was she took the Dison. No, he took the Dison,
Speaker 4: and because their phones were linked on the same account,
Speaker 4: she then as payback for taking the dice and got
Speaker 4: his phone disconnected without telling him.
Speaker 3: If you want to talk, Petty, sorry, this is this
Speaker 3: is my favorite, my favorite all time story after getting
Speaker 3: to know your history. If we're talking, Petty, what did
Speaker 3: your exchange your profile on Netflix.
Speaker 4: To, oh my god, I forgot about it. It's still there.
Speaker 4: So we had our Netflix. Netflix was linked, and you
Speaker 4: know how when you log onto Netflix, it comes up
Speaker 4: with who's watching Lauren Clint Chase Kids, and it's just
Speaker 4: got like a little picture and it's just like a
Speaker 4: little person. I'd never even changed it from the default
Speaker 4: one because I'm an adult and who cares what your
Speaker 4: picture is? Until one day I logged in and it
Speaker 4: was all on my a picture of a troll as
Speaker 4: the little avatar, and I, you know what, I was
Speaker 4: so calm during the whole process, but I flipped when
Speaker 4: I saw that, and I cried. And I was with
Speaker 4: a girlfriend who laughed so much. It was one of
Speaker 4: those like I cried till I laughed, and then I
Speaker 4: laughed till I cried, and I was so angry. It
Speaker 4: was just the older he couldn't get to me anymore.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, he's done it. He's toyed
Speaker 4: with my Netflix anyway. You do get petty when you
Speaker 4: go through break cups, don't you.
Speaker 3: I don't want to finish the show with this morning.
Speaker 4: You've broken up with several people. Have you ever had
Speaker 4: a fight over.
Speaker 3: We My wife we went through my quarter life crisis. Well,
Speaker 3: we broke up in our twenties. Everything didn't She wanted
Speaker 3: the dog, which I was fine with, but I got
Speaker 3: quite headless when she took the cutlery.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, it's stuff like that that you actually don't I had.
Speaker 3: A flat mate. I remember when she left. We ordered
Speaker 3: noodle box. We had to eat it with our hands.
Speaker 2: What was it about the cutlery, the fact that you
Speaker 2: just didn't have any.
Speaker 3: Well, we're just two blokes. We didn't want to have
Speaker 3: to go out and buy a cutlery and a knife.
Speaker 3: We sat there eating chicken saute.
Speaker 4: How romantic. It's just annoying, right, Yes, Like, at least
Speaker 4: leave me one for if you're not going to tell
Speaker 4: me you take all give me some warning so I
Speaker 4: can go to Kmart on the way home, pick up
Speaker 4: a four pack.
Speaker 3: Having people are out back on the market at.
Speaker 4: From four nights. Oh take that pence.
Speaker 3: Thirteen fourteen, we are talking divorce.
Speaker 4: Breakups, divorce, separation, whatever you want to call it. On
Speaker 4: thirteen twenty four ten, what is the petty thing that
Speaker 4: you fought over keeping possession of question?
Speaker 1: How long does it take to see the more amusing side?
Speaker 2: Of all this a while.
Speaker 4: It's taken me and I'm not even sure he sees
Speaker 4: the funny signing it. It depends people are different, and
Speaker 4: it depends what the item is that they're holding on to.
Speaker 4: It's it's a funny thing separation because you do, you
Speaker 4: sort of turn into someone else sometimes and you think, God,
Speaker 4: I don't even care about that, but for some reason
Speaker 4: it's the principle of it. I wanted that. Or sometimes
Speaker 4: people like people cat you. God, I'm getting fired up.
Speaker 4: People keep things because they just don't want you to
Speaker 4: have it and it's annoying you.
Speaker 3: Yes, do they really want to go to chemists ware
Speaker 3: house or do they just not want.
Speaker 2: You to go to voucher?
Speaker 3: That's mean, Lauren, serious. You should have done you should
Speaker 3: have used the voucher so there was no I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Where the voucher was for.
Speaker 3: You should have just come out, just smothered and set.
Speaker 4: A for anyway if you just cheat were part of
Speaker 4: my marriage breakdown was a big argument over it. A
Speaker 4: chemist ware house aboutcher which I didn't know where it was.
Speaker 2: Stop winking when was not trying to sneak. I don't
Speaker 2: know where it was Anyay, we're talking about it yesterday.
Speaker 4: Everyone's sick of hearing about it. But there are many
Speaker 4: people who fight over petty things. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: What was the stupid thing you argued over keeping possession
Speaker 4: of during a breakoup?
Speaker 3: Right see welcome to the show by helloing the X breakup?
Speaker 3: What was the big fight over? Who wanted what?
Speaker 10: He took all the tiger barm out of the drawer
Speaker 10: from when we've been overseas. There's like a whole drawer
Speaker 10: of tiger.
Speaker 3: Barm and you wanted it.
Speaker 10: I just wanted one, every single one of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, can you not get that here?
Speaker 3: It's good for the back, Well, you can.
Speaker 10: But it was from like some like place in Thailand,
Speaker 10: so different color ones.
Speaker 4: It's just stupid. If there's enough to share, you have someone, I'll.
Speaker 10: Have some exactly. It would last you one hundred years.
Speaker 10: And he took every single one?
Speaker 3: What an animal whose X took the She left the
Speaker 3: toothbrush heads, but took the rechargeable base.
Speaker 4: But I mean, there's only one. Someone's got to have that.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 4: I would just buy a new toothbrush and be like,
Speaker 4: good riddance, I never want to see you again. And
Speaker 4: I've got a new toothbrush, No Life, new toothbrush, New Life,
Speaker 4: new me, fresh teeth, new toothbrush.
Speaker 3: Our video guy who works on the shows What's Happening?
Speaker 4: Happily married.
Speaker 17: I am happily married. But there was a previous relationship
Speaker 17: where my ex left and she moved out, and she
Speaker 17: took one of every sock from a pair that I had,
Speaker 17: so I only ever had one sock.
Speaker 4: That's no annoying woman to her and make her do that.
Speaker 3: It's amazing. I actually didn't do anything.
Speaker 17: She cheated on me, but she was obviously grumpy that
Speaker 17: I asked her to move out, so she took my socks.
Speaker 4: No, that's even more annoying than taking all of the socks.
Speaker 3: I know, So now I have to lie.
Speaker 17: Now I have like five hundred pairs of socks just
Speaker 17: in case my wife does leave, and they're all stacked
Speaker 17: around the house.
Speaker 4: So what you've got to do is buy all the
Speaker 4: same socks, like heaps and pears are the same socks.
Speaker 3: In preparation for divorces.
Speaker 4: You can never be prepared. That's just so annoying as well,
Speaker 4: because you've still got socks there, so you don't want to.
Speaker 2: Like, he's just a non sock guy.
Speaker 4: Now that's your battle scar. That is your battle scar.
Speaker 2: Wearing odd socks, people get better.
Speaker 3: Thank you mommy, Hey guys, that is it. We are
Speaker 3: getting out of here for the day.
Speaker 4: We are we can get into the building this morning.
Speaker 4: So I can't wait to walk out on the street
Speaker 4: and see we've all got parking fines again.
Speaker 3: We're off to the pictures. We're off to the flicks.
Speaker 3: That's all right, team, we are off to see. Say yeah,
Speaker 3: the latest Bridget Jones movie one of your favorites, because
Speaker 3: it's going to be coming up.
Speaker 4: She is one of my and I also think that
Speaker 4: my life is sort of partially Bridget john.
Speaker 3: I've never seen Bridget Chance is in the film in
Speaker 3: Did I need to see the first two?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: Just look at my life. I'm basically Bridget Jones just
Speaker 4: gets herself into a lot of hot messes.
Speaker 3: Did she spend the voucher as well? Oh?
Speaker 4: She's got a heartbroken that many times?
Speaker 3: Have you done time on the fireman's pup? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Watch the first two?
Speaker 3: No sit next to you ask questions annoying?
Speaker 4: No, you can't sit on your own If you haven't
Speaker 4: seen the first two. You're sitting in a different road now.
Speaker 4: Oh I needed choptop and popcorn. I can't have any
Speaker 4: of that.
Speaker 3: Ica, no fun for you. We will seem everybody. Mouchra
Speaker 3: singer is in next. Have a great day.
Speaker 4: Bye bye, thank you. Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling
Speaker 4: Good on number one hundred.
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