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Speaker 1: This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to bring it down, but you know,

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Speaker 2: I do like to talk about celebrations of people's lives

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Speaker 2: and funerals, and you know, like sometimes it can it's

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Speaker 2: tough because you know what, I don't look at it

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Speaker 2: in a negative way. I'd like to celebrate that person's life,

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Speaker 2: but you know, sometimes funerals can be really sad for people,

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Speaker 2: and I understand that sometimes they can be really entertaining,

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Speaker 2: especially when things go wrong. Thirteen twenty fourteen. If you

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Speaker 2: be to a funeral where something has gone wrong, I've

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Speaker 2: got a story here in Australia, but some of the

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Speaker 2: best that we've had over the years, I will remember.

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Speaker 2: This was a recent one Whip where you know this

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Speaker 2: poor lady went to go see her uncle and the

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Speaker 2: viewing of her uncle, and unfortunately things weren't what she

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Speaker 2: thought they were going to be. When I meet the Hunts,

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Speaker 2: eighty year old uncle passed away. She chose Harrison Ross

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Speaker 2: Mortuary to prepare them for burial.

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Speaker 1: But when she went to views body, she says it

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Speaker 1: wasn't him.

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Speaker 2: It was a guy land there ama suit, but it

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Speaker 2: wasn't my uncle.

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Speaker 3: What did you think?

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Speaker 2: I just kept looking at him. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I was just kep looking at him and kept looking.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what A meant? He kind of got that dark.

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Speaker 1: Wrong guy?

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Speaker 2: Right suit?

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Speaker 1: Wrong guy.

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Speaker 2: The confusing thing as well is that they've put him

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Speaker 2: in your uncle's suit. I didn't realize you can recognize

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Speaker 2: the suit, you don't recognize the person that's laying there.

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Speaker 1: Great suit, wrong guy. I didn't realize there was sort

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Speaker 1: of a there must be a wardrobe area at the crematorium,

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Speaker 1: is there? So they go, oh, well, yeah, we need

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Speaker 1: to dress that body. I suppose that's how it works,

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Speaker 1: doesn't it.

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Speaker 2: The other one for me is and I do love this,

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Speaker 2: and it's happened many a time where I've grown up,

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Speaker 2: where we've lost mates and people, and I understand that

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Speaker 2: the wake to celebrate their life, they like to have

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Speaker 2: a few drinks and then they, you know, family members

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Speaker 2: make the mistake of saying okay, or does anyone want

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Speaker 2: to get up and say a few words about them?

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Speaker 2: You know, there's no good mate of ours that have left.

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Speaker 2: This happened over in Stights and this light. He had

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Speaker 2: had a few drinks.

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Speaker 3: They told me it was Fanny only. But Craig was

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Speaker 3: my brother. Bro Hey, when I started my first club

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Speaker 3: in Bakersville, Craig said Stacey P, I'm gonna give you

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Speaker 3: the money. Make sure my name is on the flyer.

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Speaker 3: And we did that. Craig Hunter a bro. I love you.

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Speaker 3: I love you, Bro. I don't even want to like

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Speaker 3: put you in the grave right now, my, but we

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Speaker 3: gonna do this. So on East Side, it's side city crab.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, how do you get that guy off the stage?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've got an Australian flavor for you. In thirteen

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Speaker 2: twenty fourteen, if you've seen something go wrong on the funeral.

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Speaker 2: But this is down in South Australia, Footage of a

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Speaker 2: hearse has been released going through the McDonald's drive through

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Speaker 2: and the coffin is in the back of the hearse whip.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that. So you can't do that unless

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Speaker 1: it's at the family request and he's going to be

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Speaker 1: buried with three hundred cheeseburgers. I mean, is that part

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Speaker 1: of it or is it just the driver?

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Speaker 2: If you're early, and I understand if you work at

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Speaker 2: a funeral parlor and you know what you've got into

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Speaker 2: work early that day. I've got everything right. The family's

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Speaker 2: not going to be for another hour. I might just

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Speaker 2: drive around and wait until I have to meet them.

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Speaker 2: Why can't you pop in for a mcappy mill?

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Speaker 1: Do you have to make a joke when you're ordering?

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Speaker 1: Guy in the back's losing weight rapidly, but it's not

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Speaker 1: going to stop me.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Someone in the comments has written, maybe

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Speaker 2: it's their last mcwish.

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Speaker 1: Good bee the mccoffin.

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Speaker 2: Imagine. Imagine if you forgot you're a quickly and then

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Speaker 2: you get the phone call from the boss. We need

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Speaker 2: you there in about ten minutes. I better go, and

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Speaker 2: you're throw in your big Mac wrapper into the coffin,

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Speaker 2: not knowing that you.

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Speaker 1: You turn up with saucell over your face. Sits in

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