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Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saunders.

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Speaker 2: And I'm all right hey, and this is High Scrollers,

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Speaker 1: We've been sharing our lives online for over ten years,

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Speaker 1: so who better to catch you up on everything that's

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Speaker 1: going viral.

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Speaker 2: Oh, plus we talk a lot about ourselves too.

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Speaker 1: Coming up on this episode.

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Speaker 2: It's one of our most unhinged the episode.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say it now, this is the most

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Speaker 1: unhinged episode we've ever done. I know we say that now,

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Speaker 1: We've ever really said that.

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Speaker 2: No, we never said unhinge. We have said like funny.

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Speaker 1: Now, this is the most unhinged and funny one we've

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Speaker 1: ever done.

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Speaker 2: There's a moment in today's episode that I just can't

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Speaker 2: wait for the internet to see.

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Speaker 1: Once we release the kind of scared.

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Speaker 2: Nah, It's fine, Brittany, It's the funniest thing that's ever happened,

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Speaker 2: Like I almost pissed myself. I'm in tea.

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Speaker 1: It's aj as well, So if the Internet tries to

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Speaker 1: cancel us, we can just blame AJU. It's his doing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't want to spoil anything else for you,

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Speaker 2: so deal me in dol let's go.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Matthew. Yeah, I'm really.

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Speaker 2: Good's perky today?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you were. You were the same last week as well.

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Speaker 1: What's gotten into you?

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Speaker 2: As I said last week, it's twenty twenty five. I'm

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Speaker 2: just constantly in a good mood. I know that's not

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Speaker 2: very relatable, but.

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Speaker 1: Sprinkle some fucking positivity into the world. You wake up

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Speaker 1: every day and choose your mood. I say, that's exactly right,

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Speaker 1: give or take like that could be dependent on your

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Speaker 1: life circumstances and things you have going on. But honestly,

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Speaker 1: we've always got to cover our arm I know allegedly

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Speaker 1: were living in a world where we just can't say

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Speaker 1: what we want to say.

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Speaker 2: We've got to give a we've got to give a disclaimer. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I saw a video once and it was like one

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Speaker 1: of those like inspirational things like you don't wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning and blah blah blah. But this person said

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Speaker 1: like you choose your mood every day, and that has

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Speaker 1: stuck with me ever since I saw that. Yes, give

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Speaker 1: or take, sometimes you can't choose your mood because fucking

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Speaker 1: shit happens. But like, if you wake up every day

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Speaker 1: with the mindset I don't mean to get all like

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Speaker 1: inspirational on everyone this morning, yeah, but if you wake

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Speaker 1: for us to wake up in the morning and instantly

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Speaker 1: go to negative thoughts immediately, Okay, your alarm goes off,

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Speaker 1: You're angry that you go on to work. You immediately

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Speaker 1: by the way, is a bad thing to do. I

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Speaker 1: saw there's this lady mel I can't think of her

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Speaker 1: last name, but she has is it Meil Robins? She

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Speaker 1: has like the five second rule or something like that,

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Speaker 1: where when you open your eyes you I've already spoke

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Speaker 1: three to one, stand up and get up straight away,

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Speaker 1: because don't look at your phone. Just get the fuck up.

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Speaker 1: Don't snooze off though, yeah, do that quickly. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: I just always like to think, and I think I'm

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Speaker 1: beyond the point of thinking this anymore, just just naturally.

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Speaker 1: But if you wake up in the morning and you

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Speaker 1: immediately got these bad thoughts in your head, just stop

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Speaker 1: and think for a second. I choose my mood today. Nice,

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Speaker 2: Also life hack for you, Yeah, get a long charge

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Speaker 1: We're already spot on the board lot At some point

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Speaker 1: last and people had messaged me saying I've been doing

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Speaker 1: it and it works. I swear it was on this podcast.

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Speaker 1: fuck up, do not set a snooze. Aj snoozes every

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Speaker 1: because you've fallen back asleep. Get the fuck up. Everyone

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Speaker 1: get up and say, I choose my mood today.

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Speaker 2: And I've been, as you know, I've been going to

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Speaker 2: and I think I want to try and challenge myself

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Speaker 2: out of the way, and I think it'll maybe put

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Speaker 2: me in it'll enhance my mood as well. Well.

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Speaker 1: I'm speaking of Jim. I haven't been going to the gym.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of Jim. I thought you hated when people said

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Speaker 2: speaking of Jim. Just got back from Jim. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: all right. I changed my mind all the time as well.

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Speaker 1: Else speaking of the gym, but I was looking outside

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Speaker 1: but I did make a random purchase, which could be

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Speaker 1: going for like hot girl walks okay, and it's something

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Speaker 1: that everyone needs, Okay. I first bought one on Amazon,

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Speaker 1: it's a bum bag, but what bloody hell's go on me?

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Speaker 1: A bum bag? Shadowy, So I've been wearing it crossed

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Speaker 1: when I'm walking. And so I'm like, I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: a bum bag, surely, Like there's brands that make cool

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Speaker 1: I went on Amazon and searched like small bum bag.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you all what it's called on Amazon

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Speaker 1: if you want to order it on there. Like a

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Speaker 1: running belt, yes, yeah, so it's actually called a running belt.

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Speaker 2: I have a couple of those as well. They're game

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Speaker 2: changing and they're real thin, but they actually do fit

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Speaker 1: So it's literally as thin as a belt, and it's

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Speaker 1: how good that you can put your keys and your

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Speaker 2: Nice and I love that we've both got running belts

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Speaker 2: and neither of us run.

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Speaker 1: I can't run, okay, so when I walk, Matt, like,

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Speaker 2: Should we like try and do a marathon?

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Speaker 2: let's do a bag of marathon. Oh not even a marathon,

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Speaker 1: I look at the people that do marathons the same

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Speaker 2: the fitness levels, so I can't relate. Sorry, okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: Why don't you do a marathon on meet you at

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you can just mean my cheer leader. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Anyway, that's my good purchase of the year. So what

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Speaker 1: fuck out of bed, choose your mood every day, and

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Speaker 1: get a running belt. Even though we don't run nice.

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Speaker 1: This is a fitness episode.

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Speaker 2: Never imagine we did a fitness podcast. Oh like satirical though,

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Speaker 2: Oh that would be funny, Just satirical podcast about fitness

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Speaker 2: and we just got in here and imagine the social clips.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what I Reckon that would pop off you Reckon's

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Speaker 1: satirical fitness pod.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and.

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Speaker 1: It's just full of shit. Write it down then someone

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Speaker 1: don't take our idea.

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Speaker 2: We could add a third podcast to the mix bucket.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 2: What's even been happening on the internet this week? I've

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Speaker 2: been very busy, so much has been going on. Lot

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Speaker 2: the TikTok band and all the rest of that. Can't

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Speaker 2: be bothered getting into all of that again, although I've seen.

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Speaker 2: One of the cool things that's been happening online is

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Speaker 2: first sound that they ever saved on.

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Speaker 5: For all those men who say, why buy the cow

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Speaker 2: Twenty twenty was okay?

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Speaker 1: What about the third one?

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Speaker 2: Royal flush. Well, it's time for our Royal Flush of

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Speaker 2: the Week best thing we have seen on the Internet

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Speaker 2: in the past week, Brittany, I'm gonna let you go

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I feel like I spoke about this last

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Speaker 1: at the time that we are recording this, it comes

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Speaker 2: People are being characters.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they are characters. They're not fucking real, but no,

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Speaker 2: That was my dad with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hill.

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Speaker 2: So I remember watching the Real Housewives of Beverley Hills

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Speaker 1: I do love reality TV, but I love maths.

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Speaker 2: Men just need to admit that reality TV is fucking good.

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Speaker 1: It is. I feel like, I don't know, I feel

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Speaker 2: Well I do. I will admit I feel like you

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Speaker 1: I usually put it on my stories and every year

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Speaker 1: And when it gets like real fucked up or there's

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Speaker 1: How can I allow this to happen? But it comes

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Speaker 2: I feel like we hear this every year as well.

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Speaker 2: I don't really know what happened that they're like, I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon all of them. There might every season

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Speaker 1: But I'm just keen to see how this years goes

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Speaker 1: And that's my royal flush. So if you like watching

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Speaker 1: and you want to, I'm gonna make a broadcast channel

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Speaker 2: Nice. There you go. Well, my royal flush of the

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Speaker 2: week is actually Charlie Demilio, but she's so random and

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Speaker 2: on the Jimmy Fallon Show. What do you call that?

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Speaker 2: Fallon the Late night show with Jimmy Fallon. I don't

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Speaker 2: Let me play you a little bit of the audio,

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Speaker 5: So if you and your friends say, that's cake, Okay,

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Speaker 2: That's cake. Not real.

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Speaker 1: No way, that is insane.

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Speaker 2: It's not real.

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Speaker 1: So that's cake.

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Speaker 2: this is actually genius, is actually cool, like and I'm

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00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,720
Speaker 2: on board with this. So if something's alive, something's not real.

438
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,080
Speaker 2: Her and her friends say to each other, that's cake

439
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,199
Speaker 2: because of the show Real or Cake where they have

440
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,639
Speaker 2: to try and make like a the real version of

441
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,840
Speaker 2: the cake and then you go, is it real or cake?

442
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 2: And you go, it's cake, It's not real. Yeah.

443
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 1: I like that how bud is. I can see it

444
00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:52,680
Speaker 1: like becoming a thing.

445
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,520
Speaker 2: She does a few other ones in there as well,

446
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,200
Speaker 2: Like she talks about a few other things that she does.

447
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,040
Speaker 2: But like we all have like that friend where we

448
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,960
Speaker 2: have that secret language with and it just wouldn't make

449
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,800
Speaker 2: sense to anyone else. And I don't know if we

450
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 2: don't have any of those, But do you have any

451
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:12,320
Speaker 2: with other friends? No? Okay, Well I thought we could

452
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,159
Speaker 2: stretch this out and make it into a little segment.

453
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,160
Speaker 2: But don't worry about it.

454
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,720
Speaker 1: No, we do have a lot of like lingo that

455
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 1: we use at Fate that they would make. No.

456
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want you to explain it. I just

457
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,320
Speaker 2: want you to tell me, okay what it is.

458
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 1: Do you want me to just say what it is?

459
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 1: And you've got a guess, well, yeah, let's do that. Okay,

460
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:36,360
Speaker 1: get rid go away. Yeah, it kind of just means

461
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,080
Speaker 1: exactly what it is. But we just say get rid

462
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:42,800
Speaker 1: to everything. Okay, like a person, Okay, like, what do.

463
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 2: You want me to do with these? Get ride rid?

464
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 1: You say that to everything that you like, get rid? Okay,

465
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 1: other things that we say, brought in the office, get rid,

466
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 1: get rid to everything?

467
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 2: What else you got?

468
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 1: I don't know why it started, but just if you're

469
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 1: doing something and you don't know how to do it,

470
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:07,159
Speaker 1: we just go hell like just in the middle of

471
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:11,680
Speaker 1: the workplace, like but I don't know where it comes from.

472
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,880
Speaker 1: And you just say that even if you just can't

473
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 1: figure out something on your phone, you're like and then

474
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:20,400
Speaker 1: it's like you calling out help for everyone. Another thing

475
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,479
Speaker 1: that we do we've has been around year. How funny

476
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 1: is it?

477
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 2: This is myself.

478
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 3: Just imagine.

479
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you hear it from like that other end

480
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:31,680
Speaker 1: of the wearhouse.

481
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,359
Speaker 2: I bet that came from a j Probably was the

482
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 2: first time to yelled.

483
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: At another thing that we say and We've just always

484
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 1: said from like our old warehouse because we've moved when

485
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:51,199
Speaker 1: it because when it rains, it's really loud at a

486
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 1: warehouse because it's like a tin roof, so it's like

487
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: sounds like it's bucketing even more. And just every time

488
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: it rains, even it's just sprinkling, we just go bring

489
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 1: it down, knewie, and we just say it every fucking time.

490
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is so funny.

491
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: We've got lots of others. There's one.

492
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 2: I'm so glad I brought this up like that has

493
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 2: made me laugh like nothing else. Like that's just it's

494
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 2: just so fucking funny.

495
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,199
Speaker 1: Okay, this is an AJ joke that he has with

496
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: like everyone in the workplace. AJ always gets a pimple

497
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 1: on the back of his neck. Okay, And I swear

498
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 1: I've said this on the pod before. I can't remember.

499
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: He always gets like you know when you get like

500
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: a blind pimple on the back of your neck and

501
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: it's like really sore, but like it's one that you

502
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: can't pop, and it's just like a big red fucking weld.

503
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 1: Like once upon a time, like three years ago, he

504
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: got it. And because he it's like a boil, like

505
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 1: you know how they're always massive. One day he said,

506
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 1: in Susan.

507
00:23:55,800 --> 00:24:01,879
Speaker 2: Boil, and so it's just got another Susan.

508
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 4: Yes, every time he gets his mouth and he always

509
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 4: gets some like he goes on Susan's back for a

510
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 4: world tour. Susan's doing the world tour again, and that

511
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 4: is got I want to just say.

512
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: I think we can keep this in the pod. It's

513
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: got nothing to do with Susan Boyle, Okay, like no

514
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: shade to her. She's legendary. But just one day it

515
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 1: is like, we've got to suso. Susan's back. She's doing

516
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 1: a world tour. And sometimes because she goes around the world,

517
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,439
Speaker 1: which is his neck and sometimes you know when you

518
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:42,360
Speaker 1: get two and she said, like A said, Susan's back

519
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: with her brother and they're doing a duo world tour

520
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: around AJ's neck. And then if we ever see someone,

521
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 1: we see im. If we're anywhere and we see so

522
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 1: with them, I just go, there's Susan. So anytime can

523
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 1: I say this in the pod like it's no, I

524
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 1: don't like going.

525
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 2: To believe like I literally need more blood to go

526
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 2: into my head. I need more oxygen in my body.

527
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.

528
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 1: We can't make a video of that.

529
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 2: Surely, yes we can. That's not even that bad, Brittany

530
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 2: like that. Okay, hilarious. You're not going to get canceled.

531
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 2: And if you get canceled, blame May, TikTok, blame may

532
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 2: because the Internet needs to see this. Oh my god.

533
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 1: Anyway, if you ever get a pimple on your neck,

534
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: just think of Aj and the fact that he calls

535
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: it susan boyled.

536
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 2: I don't think you've seen the visceral reaction like scrollers.

537
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: You don't headache from laughing to Oh.

538
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 2: God, that wasn't me the funniest moment on this podcast

539
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 2: so far. I can't even believe I'm sweating.

540
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,199
Speaker 1: Actually, we need to let Aj have some long islands

541
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 1: and get him on this pod to talk properly, because

542
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: he is actually hilarious, but he just freaks the fuck

543
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: out when there's a microphone around him, because he's the

544
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: funniest person I've ever met.

545
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 2: Shit, girls, I should have gone first, because I don't

546
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 2: want to tell you any of mine.

547
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 1: Now, what are your thing?

548
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say now thing's gonna And they're

549
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 2: so intricate and like there's so much like you know

550
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 2: to it, but it's not as like as easy as that,

551
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 2: Like it's not as simple as that, like we have

552
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 2: there's a lot of law behind my one, so it's

553
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 2: not funny. So I'm skipping mine, not doing mine time.

554
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: Next time you see you get a pinp on your neck,

555
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: just think it's Susan back for the fucking Another World Tour.

556
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 2: I can't believe that segment started with me being like,

557
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 2: do you have any going No? And then we landed

558
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 2: there like you can't make this ship up. That was amazing.

559
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 2: Oh I got to catch on.

560
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 1: But I say, you're welcome everyone for that laugh that

561
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: you all just had. I'm sure. Well, I saw a

562
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: TikTok that I thought you might like, Matty, and I'll

563
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: read you out what the person said. It was basically

564
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: a girl and she was saying, here's a list of

565
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: some bad things that might be fun if we gave

566
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: him a chance. Okay, okay, And so this was her list,

567
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: and then I thought maybe we could add to it.

568
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 2: So we're playing a game.

569
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, a game.

570
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: I love when you bring them activity.

571
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do this.

572
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 2: That sounds like a good one. Okay, So this is

573
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: bad things that would be fun.

574
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: If we gave them a chance and took away the badness.

575
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 2: Right.

576
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: Okay, so the first one was joining a cult. She's like,

577
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: then she elaborate, elaborated on each one. I'd show you

578
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 1: the TikTok, but it's too long because she goes through

579
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,919
Speaker 1: them one by one in a note. But she's like,

580
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: maybe it would be fun because it would give me

581
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: a sense of community.

582
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I can see that. Sense of belonging. Yeah,

583
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 2: and just being wanted would be nice as well. You know,

584
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 2: so maybe in there together.

585
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: But you've got to take what we're saying with a

586
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: grain of sold Okay, don't take any of this out

587
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: of content again with the disclaimers, Oh, we've got to

588
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: disclaim everything we don't Okay, So what.

589
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 2: Do you think of double down baby, twenty twenty five,

590
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 2: the Year of doubling down? Okay, we're saying it with

591
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 2: our full chest and we mean every word.

592
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 1: Okay, joining a cult? Would you think it would be fun?

593
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 3: Well?

594
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 2: I personally can't see that. Like, I can't see joining

595
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 2: a cult being fun.

596
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 1: Maybe just for a little bit, as long as there

597
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: wasn't any fucked up shit.

598
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 2: What happens in a cult. Which kind of cold are we?

599
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 2: Are we all just doing ring around a rosy and

600
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 2: planting flowers and you know, commune vibe.

601
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's say that.

602
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 2: Because that could be nice. That could be fun if

603
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 2: we're sacrificing you know, animals or people part of the cult.

604
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 2: I don't find much fun in any of that. Yeah,

605
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,719
Speaker 2: what kind of what kind of activities are happening in

606
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 2: the cult? I think that's a deeper Yeah, that's that's there.

607
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: That's another another conversation. Well, the next one is running

608
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: away from the law?

609
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: Fun? Yeah, agree, yeah, fun. I think I could do it.

610
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: How would you run away from the law?

611
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 2: I just think it would be very easy, Like.

612
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: Would you get your passport and get on the next

613
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: flight before they like announced your name to the public,

614
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: and would you get out out of the country.

615
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 2: No. What I think the least thing they'd expect was

616
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 2: just to go about your daily life like as normal.

617
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: You They would find you straight away.

618
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 2: No, because they're expecting you to run away, So maybe

619
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 2: make it look like you've run away, which, by the way,

620
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 2: a great show to watch is Hunted. Have you ever

621
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 2: watched Hunted? Nice where they are fugitives and they have

622
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,479
Speaker 2: to run Away and the team of like, you know,

623
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 2: not what's it's not FBI in Australia, but what are

624
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: they you know, the investigators who are literally trying to

625
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 2: catch criminals, they're like, you know, doing the show. And

626
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 2: so the couples like, we could do it like Amazing

627
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: Race vibes and we have there's a starting point.

628
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: We've got to run away and Amazing Race would be

629
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: good on that together.

630
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: Well, I'm waiting for the fucking cold channel to and

631
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 2: Hello high Scrollers on Amazon on Amazon Life, on Amazing Race.

632
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 2: Let's go anyway Hunted. Yeah, they've got to run away

633
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,239
Speaker 2: and if they outrun the law for thirty days, they

634
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 2: win the prize money or whatever it is. And they've

635
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 2: got a team of people who can tap into all

636
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: the CCTV footage in the on the streets of Sydney.

637
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 2: They've got all the you know, if they tap their

638
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: card at a tram in Melbourne, that data comes to them,

639
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 2: if they make a phone call, blah blah blah. But

640
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 2: I watched one episode that was really good and basically

641
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 2: she left in her house because they go and search

642
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: your house and things like that as well, she left

643
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 2: in her house a notepad she'd written down her plan

644
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 2: of escape, or the couple or the friends or whoever

645
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 2: it was at the time, wrote down the plan of

646
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 2: escape and went step one, we're gonna go here. Step two,

647
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 2: we're gonna go here. Step three, we're gonna go here.

648
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 2: Left it, wrote it on a notepad, ripped the piece

649
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 2: of paper off, and took it with her. The notepad

650
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 2: was left in the house. The FBI or whoever it was,

651
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 2: found it, and they actually did that thing where you

652
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 2: like sketch a pencil over it to reveal what was

653
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 2: said on the page before, and you know, put the

654
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 2: pencil shavings over it, and it brought up all the things.

655
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 2: And then they've gone, oh my god. Step one, she's

656
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 2: gonna go here. Step two, she's gonna go there. So

657
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 2: then they went and did that. Turns out that was

658
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 2: a fucking decoy. She didn't actually do any of that

659
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 2: that she did that on purpose so that they would

660
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 2: find that. Think she was dumb enough to leave that

661
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 2: behind and then went that way, whereas she went the

662
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 2: opposite way. Right, I think I could do things like that,

663
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 2: you know, red herrings here and there. I'm setting up

664
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 2: little traps for the FBI, I'm gonna go.

665
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: You're set up a boobie trapped.

666
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm buying a ticket to Singapore, but off

667
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 2: like a FIGI sort of thing.

668
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: See if you wanted to really run away like or

669
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,239
Speaker 1: like you know, you just hear people like disappearing off

670
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: the face of the earth. Do you reckon? Like if

671
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: you got your passport, went to Sydney Airport and booked

672
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: a flight to whatever country, like the most random country

673
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: that you can and then like obviously that would be

674
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: marked in the system that you've flown from Sydney to

675
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,719
Speaker 1: whatever country. But then if you went to a country

676
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,479
Speaker 1: then where you can like cross borders into other countries,

677
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: do you reckon? It's just you're gonna be tracked every

678
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: step of the way, Like if you're in a car

679
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: and then you're driving, yeah, probably, so you can't take

680
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: your own passport and fuck off into the middle of nowhere. Well,

681
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: because if you cross anything into another country, like they

682
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: have to check your passport.

683
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 2: Right. My thing is like I've never been to Europe,

684
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 2: but you know how like there's like four countries on

685
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 2: a you know, like like what happens when you sorry,

686
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 2: what happens like I mean, and I don't know the

687
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 2: geography of Europe, so don't yell at me. Actually, go

688
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 2: Google girl, could you please get me up a map

689
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: of Europe and I'll tell you exactly what I mean here,

690
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 2: because what I'm envisioning is if you wanted to run

691
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: away from a country. So, for example, right here, I've

692
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 2: got I'm looking at the map of Europe right now,

693
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: So see Dan here right, we've got Spain. We've got

694
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 2: Barcelona there right now, just across from Spain or next

695
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 2: to Spain, we've got France. What's stopping me from getting

696
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 2: on a boat at Barcelona?

697
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 4: Wait?

698
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: Where the fuck am I looking.

699
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 2: At the bottom down? So you've got Barcelona there. If

700
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 2: I wanted to run away and never be found, obviously,

701
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 2: if I was in Spain, I would have to cross

702
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 2: the border and get my passport stamp to go into France.

703
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 2: What's stopping me from going just near the border and

704
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 2: sailing my boat out two hundred meters and then sailing

705
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: it back in France. Now I'm in France, I go

706
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,959
Speaker 2: from France all the way up to the top of France.

707
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: Do the same thing there. Now I'm in Belgium, do

708
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 2: the same thing there now I'm in that well, there.

709
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: Would be police on the water, I reckon, especially near

710
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: those borders. I reckon there'd be police boats.

711
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 2: But surely you could just hoodwink them and sail out there,

712
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 2: sail out a couple hundred meters. Sit there? How long

713
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 2: do you want to sit there? Sit there all night?

714
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 2: Where you go the next day? Maybe you're gone back? No,

715
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,959
Speaker 2: I always came from France. Love, don't have a passporting

716
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 2: on me because I came from France, didn't leave France. True,

717
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. I reckon I could do it.

718
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: Your boat registered?

719
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 2: Where was the boat registered? That's a good fucking spinner

720
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 2: in the works, isn't it, Hannah?

721
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: I reckon. If you're gonna disappear into the abyss, you've

722
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: got to like get a fake passport, right like get

723
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: like fly from here to France and then have someone

724
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: that gives you a new passport and it's fake but

725
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: it's real.

726
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 2: And see, how do you even source one of those?

727
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 2: Because I just don't believe. I know, but I just

728
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: don't believe that you can scan it at the airport

729
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 2: in it because it's all electronic.

730
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: Now, what if it's someone's real passport? That looks like you.

731
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 2: But the technology is so good. Surely it's scanning the

732
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,919
Speaker 2: face and going not the same person. Or maybe the

733
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 2: photo is the same but the details are wrong. I'm

734
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 2: with you now, see this is getting easier by the second.

735
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 2: Let's do it well one day. What should we do first? Though,

736
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 2: We've got to do something really bad? First?

737
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,359
Speaker 1: Rob a bank.

738
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, there's like no one that I want to kill,

739
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Rob a bank? But then

740
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 2: when are we spending that? How is the money?

741
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: True?

742
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 2: If I robbed the bankique and then we flee to

743
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 2: fucking Germany the yacht I got to get the cash converted, Well,

744
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 2: that's going to raise red flags, isn't it.

745
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: You'd have to slowly get it converted, all right? Anyway.

746
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: The next thing on the list becoming someone's She had

747
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: this on there, but I don't really fucking get it.

748
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 1: Becoming someone's arch nemesis. I feel like I probably already am. Yeah,

749
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: probably there's probably some people out there that hate my guts.

750
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 2: I don't know if that would be fun.

751
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok last night that said, I might

752
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: be the villain in your story, but you're the loser

753
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: in mind.

754
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 2: I don't know how good is that. I saw that too.

755
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 2: I was like, that's fucking genius.

756
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: I love it. Who cares if someone thinks you're a villain,

757
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: they're a fucking loser. Yeah, that's all I have to

758
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: say to that, Kate. This one hits a bit close

759
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: to home, even though I'm not a high end brand. Okay,

760
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: shoplifting from high end stores.

761
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 2: And this is things that would be fun if we

762
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 2: gave them a chance. Yeah, okay, shoplifting. I don't from

763
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 2: high end stores. I just one I'm thinking logically, and

764
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 2: I just don't know how possible that is.

765
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, their eyes are on you.

766
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I don't know, like shoplifting has never appealed

767
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 2: to me because I just think that I would feel

768
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 2: gross no using the thing that I had shoplifted and

769
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,439
Speaker 2: not paid for.

770
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: I remember when we were in year eight, shoplifting became

771
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: really popular amongst like a lot of the girls in

772
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: my year, or like girls in our school. And you know,

773
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: there'd be like one girl that would go on shoplift

774
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: heaps from Target, and then she would sell all the

775
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: makeup to everyone for really cheap. And I remember a

776
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: bunch of them got caught and I think a bunch

777
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: of them got caught one time at Cole's stealing makeup stuff,

778
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: and it was this big scandal in our school because

779
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: these girls got caught and the police got involved. Blah

780
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: blah blah, Fuck that.

781
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Fuck that?

782
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound fun to me?

783
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, no, of course. I told a story

784
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 2: in my first comedy show about when I used to

785
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 2: go to the shops with my friend who shoplifted all

786
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 2: the time, and I was like, I don't want any

787
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: part of this. I'm not about this, and I was like,

788
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 2: goodie two shoes. I was like, I'm not getting in trouble.

789
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 2: And anyway, she was, unbeknownst to me, putting the makeup

790
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 2: in the hood of my jumper. So when I walked

791
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 2: out and the thing beat like it was in my hood,

792
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 2: but they would like obviously, like search my bag and

793
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 2: stuff like that, and there was nothing in there. And

794
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 2: then when we got out, she'd be like, keep walking,

795
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 2: keep walking, keep walking. I was like, you stole, didn't you,

796
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 2: And she's like, well, technically no. I was like, you

797
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 2: fucking bitch. And I told that story, and there was

798
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 2: a lot more that happened in my first live show

799
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 2: that I did. But that's the only time I've shoplifted unintentionally,

800
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 2: not even my fault, like literally didn't even feel her

801
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 2: putting it in the hood of my jacket. Cheeky bitch,

802
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,439
Speaker 2: but love her. But anyway, what's the next one?

803
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: I'm faking your death, which we kind of just spoke

804
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,959
Speaker 1: about a little bit, but not really. We spoke about

805
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: running away.

806
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it would be fun, but also it's

807
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: devastating for people.

808
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just thinking logistically, how do people do this?

809
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: Because like, how do you just disappear off the face

810
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: of the earth? How? I mean, people go missing all

811
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 1: the time.

812
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 2: So it's good social experiment, wouldn't it. It's well like

813
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 2: Nikokado Avocado when he came back out that happened, which,

814
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 2: by the.

815
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: Way, did you see his latest TikTok. He's on a

816
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: hospital table getting some surgery done, saying always two separs.

817
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bit weird, isn't it.

818
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 1: So what surgery is he getting?

819
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 2: I still don't know. I don't know what's going on.

820
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm keen to see how that unfolds.

821
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 2: And he posted that just before TikTok went dart. There's

822
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago, now, yeah, and before that,

823
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 2: you know, uh.

824
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: Huh that night. Can we think of anything else to

825
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: add to this list because I've got one.

826
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, things that would be fun if we gave it,

827
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: if we gave it a chance.

828
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to say this one. Okay,

829
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: say it going to jail?

830
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god, tea though, Like, seriously, I think I

831
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 2: would fucking thrive. Hello, all your meals cooked for you

832
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 2: free rent. Yeah, this is what I'm saying, you know,

833
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 2: I mean you got a good sex laugh in there.

834
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 2: I mean, seriously, what a fucking dread.

835
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: Again, it would depend on the jail, because I've watched

836
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: that one guy that goes around to all the worst

837
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: jails in the world and he does like a documentary

838
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: on it. So there's some fucked up jails where the

839
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: most fucked up stuff happened, but just like a nice jail,

840
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: just a nice jail.

841
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I can see why. I just I don't know.

842
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 2: Maybe we did need a disclaimer for this one. Yeah,

843
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,959
Speaker 2: but I can see why how it would be fun.

844
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 1: And this is things that we who.

845
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 2: Were having fun you reckon. I'm sure there are people

846
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 2: in jail who are having a good time. Surely there's

847
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 2: got to be some of them. Yeah, you choose your

848
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 2: mood when you wake up. I'm sure there are people

849
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 2: in jail who wake up and choose their mood and say,

850
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 2: I'm going to have a fucking good day despite that

851
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 2: I'm in here and good on them. So I reckon

852
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:07,479
Speaker 2: you can.

853
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: Have funny though, honestly fucked that. Imagine just being stuck

854
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: somewhere and you can't ever get out if you're in

855
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: there forever. Not for me, what's yours?

856
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: I feel like I've told your mine before, which we've

857
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 2: had the conversation before about drugs. As I said, I

858
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 2: just think again. I mean, I feel like I need

859
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 2: to give a disclaimer, but I just think you know

860
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 2: you have a good time to know either. You know, this.

861
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: Is this is our podcast, It's the corner of the

862
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: internet that's safe. And this is the end of the

863
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,879
Speaker 1: episode too, So surely no one's listening.

864
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 2: Everyone listens, we know with pine cones, we know we've

865
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 2: tested this fucking theory. Everyone listens right to the end.

866
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 2: But anyway, I don't mind anything else that I think

867
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:50,720
Speaker 2: would be fun.

868
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,439
Speaker 1: I think, like I think also bashing someone, Oh.

869
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 2: I think burning something. I think burning something, like blowing

870
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 2: something up. That would be fun, like burning like a

871
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 2: house down. I reckon that. We'll be fun. Don't you

872
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 2: throw like a molar top cocktail? Is that what they

873
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 2: call it? Where you throw the bottle filled with the

874
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 2: alcohol or the petrol or whatever and you light the knap.

875
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: But it's real and fire.

876
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 2: I think that would be fun.

877
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: And I think bashing someone too, if they bashing.

878
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 2: Someone, yeah, because I've never had the chance. I've never

879
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 2: had the chance.

880
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: We are becoming the most unmonetizable podcast.

881
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 2: It's fine. No one's going to advertise, and that's all right,

882
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: It's good, that's fine. I'd rather I'd rather speak my

883
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: mind and not get paid then then sit here and

884
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 2: be a false human being and be fake on the internet.

885
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 2: All right, we want to say it how it is.

886
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 2: I would love to bash someone as well, I think

887
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 2: because no, because seriously, remember I've said it before, like

888
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 2: I'm almost waiting for someone to have a guy and

889
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 2: punch me in the face, because yeah, because I've been

890
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 2: bashed in my life. I've said it before. I've been

891
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 2: bashed in my life and I didn't know how to fight.

892
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, get my head stumped in like this so multiple time.

893
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 6: Like at the I didn't know how to fight, so

894
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 6: I never fought back.

895
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 2: So I've literally like never punched someone. Whereas now I'm like,

896
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 2: come on, my pull them up, pull them up, let's go.

897
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 2: I mean I'm not I'm not begging to have a fight,

898
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 2: but I'm just saying if it happened, I think it will.

899
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: The strollers going to see you and public can give

900
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: you a well.

901
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 2: Let's go one two, one two right, hook you in

902
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 2: the jaw, Let's go. Scrollers want to fight, Let's get

903
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 2: in the ring. Let's make it a charity event. Come on,

904
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 2: let's pick a charity. Let's donate scrollers. You can pay

905
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars each to come punch me in the

906
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 2: face of the thing is I get to punch your back?

907
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 2: All right, And let's make it a charity event, raise money.

908
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 2: Why not? Anyway, let's send this episode before it gets

909
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 2: any more unhire.

910
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's another episode done and does it? And

911
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: I think that's our most unhinged episode two dates because

912
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: does this have Susan boiling? Is this the same? You

913
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: can hell that it feels like ten topics ago?

914
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 2: Oh loving it? Thanks for joining us. Sign up in

915
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 2: the link in the bio to me. You want to

916
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 2: fight me in the ring, Let's make it happen.

917
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: I'll be the rev. Yeah, I'm kinda gonna have to

918
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: sign and hold it up.

919
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 2: Seriously excited, fucking live show.

920
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 1: Let's just do a boxing mat. You know we're fucking

921
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: Anyone can have a clip.

922
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 3: What is it?

923
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: Bong hit, tits slits and Bong hits. Yeah, get tits

924
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 2: clits and bong hits on arrival and then you get

925
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 2: to tits clits and bong hits me in the face.

926
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 2: Love it anyway? Dayla better, let you go. Gotta go

927
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 2: buy some boxing gloves.