Speaker 1: Yes, it's that time.
Speaker 2: It's that time of the week where you're lucky, you get.
Speaker 1: A little dip.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's almost time to kick Elvis to the curb,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I still m into it.
Speaker 2: God, I still like I put my microphone up on
Speaker 2: books because I'm so professional, just have it closer to
Speaker 2: my mouth. And one of the books I'm leaning on
Speaker 2: is Lisa Maries, all right, and I still the stories
Speaker 2: from that, just still sticking with me. A friend listened
Speaker 2: to the audio version and it is her daughter reads
Speaker 2: her daughter's lines, and it's Julia Roberts who reads. Yes,
Speaker 2: one of you emailed in about that as well, and
Speaker 2: I just didn't clicked to who Julia Roberts is. But
Speaker 2: Julia Roberts, Julia Roberts clip that he's doing the reading.
Speaker 3: That seems like a stupid move to me, Yes, Julia Roberts. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: Oh that's a stupid move.
Speaker 1: That's great feedback.
Speaker 2: Let's send it to them.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm doing lucky dip today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what you've got?
Speaker 3: And well, a few weeks ago, I saw just a
Speaker 3: headline come up from the project about this passenger on
Speaker 3: a Jet Blue flight who was suing the airline company
Speaker 3: because she bit into an ice cream that was too
Speaker 3: cold and she cracked her left lateral incisor had to
Speaker 3: go straight to the dentist after landing in Paris. She
Speaker 3: is suing them for severe and permanent bodily injuries and
Speaker 3: pain suffering and mental anguish a dangerously cold ice cream cream,
Speaker 3: which pissed me off because I fucking hate people that
Speaker 3: do shit like that. Mental anguish.
Speaker 2: It's such harshit isn't it. It's like, I just need
Speaker 2: to get so I'm gonna go. I can get money here,
Speaker 2: Like this is a big corp. I'm gonna get some
Speaker 2: money out of them, right.
Speaker 3: And there's also like this happened the same airline back
Speaker 3: in June, a female passenger sued them for one point
Speaker 3: five million dollars for dangerously hot tea that she's spilt
Speaker 3: on herself during turbulence. And I'm like, you're a grown up.
Speaker 3: You're on a plane. Part of being on a plane
Speaker 3: is that you know that there may be an incidence
Speaker 3: of turbulence that's on you. If you choose to have
Speaker 3: a hot cup of tea, Look at you take. The
Speaker 3: person will never get on a plane. I actually know
Speaker 3: a lot about planes. It's the same as you with sharks.
Speaker 3: I'm terrified, but fascinated.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like if I wasn't scared, I think i'd like it.
Speaker 1: You'd be obsessed with them, like you get right into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But then I thought, I wonder what the most
Speaker 3: stupid lawsuits ever are?
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, good one, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Okay. A woman in Chicago, her name's Stacy Pinkus. She
Speaker 3: filed a five million dollar class action lawsuit against Starbucks
Speaker 3: because they're twenty four ounce beverages contained so much ice
Speaker 3: that the cup really only contained fourteen fluid ounces of liquid.
Speaker 3: Five million dollars.
Speaker 1: You get it.
Speaker 3: No, none of these people got it because it's fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: But I do hate when they ask do you on ice?
Speaker 1: Because it does they fill it up so much.
Speaker 3: With ice that you just say, just a little bit
Speaker 3: of ice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. But still.
Speaker 2: It's also when you go and open a packet of
Speaker 2: chips and it's just mainly air with like five crisps
Speaker 2: down the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: It's annoying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's annoying the chips. You can't do anything about
Speaker 3: the ice. You can say, five cubes please, Oh, very specific.
Speaker 3: That's it, You're very specific. How's you with your message?
Speaker 3: I'll be there in three minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was running three minutes late today.
Speaker 1: Three minutes.
Speaker 3: Okay. An imprisoned pimp called Sir Georgio Sandford Clardi sued
Speaker 3: Nike for one hundred million dollars in twenty fourteen, claiming
Speaker 3: his Air Jordan sneakers should have come with the warning
Speaker 3: that they could be used as a dangerous weapon. He
Speaker 3: received a one hundred year prison sentence for stomping on
Speaker 3: the face of a prostitution. I know that's not the
Speaker 3: right word. I'm just sorry. Prostitutes a prostitution customer who
Speaker 3: tried to flee a motel without paying. So that was
Speaker 3: a nice fault that Nike didn't.
Speaker 2: Say he kicked somebody to death with the Nike boots
Speaker 2: and he was He's.
Speaker 1: One hundred laughing. It's just so licous.
Speaker 3: This is what I mean. Fear Factor viewer Austin Aitken
Speaker 3: sued NBC for two point five million dollars in twenty
Speaker 3: fifteen because a segment where contestants eight rats mixed in
Speaker 3: a blender caused him to vomit, become disorient and run
Speaker 3: into a doorway. He felt the stunt went too far
Speaker 3: and he was unable to turn off the television to
Speaker 3: prevent watching it. That's so good. What is wrong with
Speaker 3: these people? This is the greatest story of all time,
Speaker 3: this one. I'm going to read it cool.
Speaker 2: I feel like you say that anytime you deliver anything
Speaker 2: from Reddit. Well, I mean you know that this actually
Speaker 2: wasn't Reddit. Oh okay. So this man named Jan Feng
Speaker 2: in China sued his wife because their baby was too ugly.
Speaker 3: Now you hear that and you think, okay, whatever, she
Speaker 3: pushes the baby out, they swaddle the baby up, they
Speaker 3: give it to him. He decided to sue his wife
Speaker 3: because the awful looking baby was totally her fault. Now,
Speaker 3: I would say number one, most babies are ugly. When
Speaker 3: they're just so ugly, you know that.
Speaker 2: My first thought when I held back to my eldest,
Speaker 2: my first thaw is this has got to get better.
Speaker 3: I know, because like, think of what they go through.
Speaker 2: It was literally my first thought was to him in
Speaker 2: a tunnel that, yeah, and that was not a cute
Speaker 2: baby I was looking at.
Speaker 3: Okay, but this is the thing. He won this case.
Speaker 3: Hold on, so this I'm just going to read this
Speaker 3: straight from the article. Since the baby didn't look like
Speaker 3: either parent, Feng accused his wife of infidelity and they
Speaker 3: did a DNA test and he was the father right. However,
Speaker 3: he then found out that she had undergone about one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars worth of cosmetic surgery in South Korea,
Speaker 3: and before and after photos were presented in court. So
Speaker 3: she used to be ugly, then she had all this
Speaker 3: cosmetic surgery. Reeled me in with this fake beauty a baby.
Speaker 3: But the cosmetic surgery doesn't change your genes, so that
Speaker 3: baby ugly baby has her ugly jeans. So he won
Speaker 3: under false pretenses. Then claimed that his wife misled him
Speaker 3: by not telling him about her plastic surgery before they
Speaker 3: got married. His quote is, I married my wife out
Speaker 3: of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter,
Speaker 3: we began having marital issues. Our daughter was incredibly ugly,
Speaker 3: to the point where it horrified me. A judge agreed
Speaker 3: and ordered the wife to walk out over one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty thousand dollars. Oh my yes, so she had
Speaker 3: to pay him one hundred and twenty grand for being
Speaker 3: ugly in her past not telling him. Hi, they're having
Speaker 3: great conversation. By the way, I just thought i'd tell
Speaker 3: you I might look hot now, but I have a
Speaker 3: terror secret. Wow, used to be a fucking dog. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and now our future children will be imagine that.
Speaker 2: It's all I'm thinking about the daughter and the judge,
Speaker 2: also seeing photos of the girl, going oh, yeah, she's hideous.
Speaker 2: He's got a case here, and knowings like why don't
Speaker 2: I see dad, mum? And why do we live in
Speaker 2: complete squalor? Because I had to pay them one hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty thousand dollars because you were ugly?
Speaker 3: I used to think all the time. I remember saying
Speaker 3: to my sister once, well, do you know if your
Speaker 3: own kid was ugly? Yes, we not, and ugly is
Speaker 3: a horrible thing to say, but I don't know if
Speaker 3: you would.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you would. I definitely though when
Speaker 2: my babies came out, didn't find them cute at all.
Speaker 3: But I think that comes with love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it grew obviously, and I've loved them
Speaker 2: and stuff, but I was like, oh, they're like they're
Speaker 2: not And also like, AlOH to me is a really
Speaker 2: good looking boy? Now, yeah, you're right, And I look
Speaker 2: back on photos of him and I remember thinking.
Speaker 1: Oh, you were cute, but he wasn't.
Speaker 3: Do you know, there was this picture. This is so horrible.
Speaker 3: Is this picture of dom when she was maybe seven
Speaker 3: months old or something, or maybe even younger. But I
Speaker 3: just loved this photo of her so much. I fucking
Speaker 3: gave it to everyone looks at the other day and
Speaker 3: I said to Mark, she looks Fuck, she looks like
Speaker 3: a little alien here. I can't believe I handed it out.
Speaker 3: And every time I go somewhere and I see that
Speaker 3: photo of her in someone's house, I'm like, that's a
Speaker 3: terrible photo of her. What a terrible thing to even say.
Speaker 2: That's the truth, because I think when you're with them
Speaker 2: and you do love them, you think they're really cute.
Speaker 2: Where I like, honestly, it was like, oh, aha, was
Speaker 2: a very funny looking toddler and kid like he was.
Speaker 1: He's coming to his own now, but maybe he hasn't
Speaker 1: come into his own and I don't know.
Speaker 3: Nah, he's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Maybe of course you would say that.
Speaker 3: No I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I just go now, I've got a soft spot follow
Speaker 3: You shouldn't have favorites, but he is my favorite. I
Speaker 3: relate to him the most that funny is in both
Speaker 3: of you and middle child.
Speaker 1: Middle child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right everyone, Thank you for listening.
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