Speaker 1: Welcome back to the hot line. Everyone him Matt, Hello, and.
Speaker 2: We're back again for another hot line.
Speaker 1: We are. You're a bit late today.
Speaker 2: What's with that look? I'm going to be honest. Jenna
Speaker 2: and I have a Moki darling around, so I was
Speaker 2: spending every moment I could with her. I couldn't take
Speaker 2: a bye. I kept running in for more kisses and
Speaker 2: giving her own other kids.
Speaker 1: That's really cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she kept staring at me, so I was giving
Speaker 2: her kisses. But no, it was good to have her
Speaker 2: around last night, ye, sir. I wanted her to see
Speaker 2: her one.
Speaker 1: More time before you go to the UK.
Speaker 2: Before I go to the UK. Yeah, so it was
Speaker 2: a little goodbye. We went out for drinks, but Jen
Speaker 2: and I were talking. So we're sitting there talking and
Speaker 2: when we were walking down to get drinks, we're talking
Speaker 2: about Moka's lack of social skills with other dogs and people.
Speaker 1: Oh so she's only good with you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's a year ago. Actually it was our
Speaker 2: anniversary as well. I forgot to mention that I met
Speaker 2: Mocker a year ago, So this was our anniverse.
Speaker 1: Now you and the dog have an anniversary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one ever. Yeah, so we had our anniversary.
Speaker 2: But when I first met her, she was barking NonStop
Speaker 2: at me, and then I actually had to bribe her
Speaker 2: with McDonald's hotcakes. They're her favorite, so I was feeding
Speaker 2: her them. She's like eating it, walking away, eating it.
Speaker 2: So now we're best friends.
Speaker 1: But after the hot cake she never turned back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're best friends after that. But she just doesn't
Speaker 2: mix well with other people because they had her originally
Speaker 2: during lockdown. She hadn't really socialized with other dogs, doesn't
Speaker 2: know other people, so like really not well in that situation.
Speaker 2: So Jen and I were talking and were sitting there
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm like, hey, like this girl keeps
Speaker 2: popping up in my news feed, in my explore. Her
Speaker 2: dog is a dash here On the same as moccas.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure she lives in our area. Like, let
Speaker 2: me message her and let's like tea up a date.
Speaker 2: Maybe get them.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, like a doggie day, Let's get.
Speaker 2: Them to like socialize. I'm like, because we're like, Maka
Speaker 2: doesn't handle well with other dogs, but we've never seen
Speaker 2: her with another sausage dog that looks like her. Maybe
Speaker 2: she might be you know, a bit more open to.
Speaker 1: That friendship a bit more open minded, yeah it.
Speaker 2: Or open minded to that. So I messaged this girl
Speaker 2: and I'm like, hey, our the baby should catch up
Speaker 2: for a playdate. Actually, you know what, I'm gonna actually
Speaker 2: read out the messages.
Speaker 3: Because read them out I want to know, like exactly
Speaker 3: what's it?
Speaker 1: Well, because this is unique.
Speaker 3: Like, let me just preface this story by saying that
Speaker 3: I could be on a phone call to Matt and
Speaker 3: we're like deep in like business chats, and he'll see
Speaker 3: a what's the breed of dogs? Ushun a dashount, otherwise
Speaker 3: known as a sausage dog. He'll see a sausage dog
Speaker 3: from across the road and he'll.
Speaker 1: Be like, one second, there's a sausage dog.
Speaker 3: I'll call you back, and I'm like, what, Like, the
Speaker 3: guy used to not even like dogs is now the
Speaker 3: most obsessed person on the planet, specifically with other sausage dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, like he just said, I grew up without
Speaker 2: a dog, so I've got no emotional attachment to any dog.
Speaker 2: I could literally leave or take a dog. They could
Speaker 2: walk past me, would never stop and pat dog be
Speaker 2: like so cute. But now that I've fall and completely
Speaker 2: head over heels for mock and dad. I just love
Speaker 2: ssage dogs. So all right, so let me read this out,
Speaker 2: because this message goes from zero to one hundred real
Speaker 2: quick and gets very awkward and very embarrassing.
Speaker 1: So that I feel like I know where this is going.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I messaged the girl and I say, let's
Speaker 2: tee up a playdate for our babies. Right. Didn't think
Speaker 2: I'm seeing there having drinks with my girlfriends, so didn't
Speaker 2: think anything of it. I was just like, you know,
Speaker 2: it was set in passing. But as I think about
Speaker 2: this now, that is a pure slide into the dam.
Speaker 3: That doesn't full of slide in that. But let's I
Speaker 3: just want to continue, let's hear more.
Speaker 2: But I haven't mentioned that it's a sausage of anything
Speaker 2: I said our babies. So she's done her research and
Speaker 2: seen that that sausage dog isn't mine if you actually
Speaker 2: read my captions. But that's beyond the pope.
Speaker 3: But no one, no one cares to do fucking research
Speaker 3: on you, Like, no one cares that much. They're like,
Speaker 3: there's this guy sliding into my dms.
Speaker 1: Like play one.
Speaker 2: She then goes, you are in luck. Franklin loves puppy
Speaker 2: playdates brackets and so do I huh close brackets.
Speaker 1: I just choked on my coffee.
Speaker 3: You see, Now I'm starting to feel bad for the
Speaker 3: girl because she's like.
Speaker 2: The secondhand embarrassment gets bad and I go ha ha ha, Well,
Speaker 2: Moka is a little shy with other dogs, but I
Speaker 2: think she'll go well with another sausage dog laughing face.
Speaker 2: We have picked her up from my girlfriend's mum's house,
Speaker 2: so when best suits you.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on a second before you send that message,
Speaker 3: are you like clarifying you have a girlfriend because you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: like this, maybe she's getting the wrong idea.
Speaker 2: No, I was more just stressing that we have her
Speaker 2: for a Night's your movements.
Speaker 1: Then IDP the girlfriend card there.
Speaker 3: That wasn't like premeditated, because you could see.
Speaker 1: That she was.
Speaker 2: Jen tried to work it in like that, but I
Speaker 2: just thought of it as like, oh, we've got to
Speaker 2: stress that we've only called it for a night and tomorrow.
Speaker 3: What are you doing when you said like, oh, Mocka's
Speaker 3: a bit shy, I think you're gonna say Maka's shy
Speaker 3: and so am I.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm not thinking of this as like a
Speaker 2: flirtatious thing like she is. And she goes, oh, that's
Speaker 2: like Franklin. He's a bit unsure with other dogs, but
Speaker 2: otherwise he's good. And then she goes, Haha, I'm a
Speaker 2: bit thrown. Where is your mum's girlfriend's house? Is your
Speaker 2: girlfriend coming to? And then I go, yeah, when mockern
Speaker 2: playdates blah blah blah, are you in Saint Kilda? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then she goes where it tells me where she is,
Speaker 2: But then it just really zeroed out. She's going to
Speaker 2: Sitney or something.
Speaker 1: So you got doggy daycare ghosted.
Speaker 2: So she left it. So then Jen was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, she probably thinks that you're actually asking her
Speaker 2: for a day.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you are, like in hindsight, are you
Speaker 3: like oops, Like probably could have made like the starting
Speaker 3: opening line a bit clearer, like my girlfriend and I
Speaker 3: just so you have a sausage jog want to have
Speaker 3: a hangout.
Speaker 2: Yeah in hindsight, yes, yeah, in hindsight yes, later on, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was all above board when I sent the original message.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there with Jen.
Speaker 3: Yeah of course, but like in hindsight, it's coming across like.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you had a guy in your request you're single,
Speaker 2: and he goes, let's have it for baby date or
Speaker 2: whatever I said date. What would you think date? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so would I Now if I think that a girl
Speaker 2: said that to me.
Speaker 3: I'm also like, you're not doing research on that person.
Speaker 3: She probably does she follow you?
Speaker 2: Follow you?
Speaker 3: Well exactly, He's followed blind slid in. So absolutely I
Speaker 3: feel bad for this girl if she's listening, Matt, apologize.
Speaker 2: Sorry for that. That is very awkward. But I'm still
Speaker 2: up though for Mocker to meet your dog and have
Speaker 2: a playdate. But yes, my girlfriend will come. We need
Speaker 2: to get more with other dogs.
Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, well look, good luck to Mock. I
Speaker 3: if you can find a guy with the sausage dog,
Speaker 3: could be could be a good balance.
Speaker 1: Yeah yes, oh god, Okay, Well, Matt, I'm going to
Speaker 1: sit next week.
Speaker 3: So I am actually doing a Bully zero talk at TikTok.
Speaker 3: I'm an ambassador for Bulle zero. As you know, we
Speaker 3: have a zero tolerance to bullying on this podcast. You know,
Speaker 3: we've spoken about bullying with a lot of our.
Speaker 2: Guests going on a show, and the repercussion comes off
Speaker 2: all the bullying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and every single person who we've had on
Speaker 3: this show. We've asked them the question like have you
Speaker 3: experienced bullying online?
Speaker 1: And every single person says yes.
Speaker 3: So it's something I'm really passionate about, something that I
Speaker 3: have zero tolerance towards, and I know you do as well.
Speaker 3: Like if there's a hate comment that comes up on
Speaker 3: our socials, it's just a block, Like this is my space,
Speaker 3: this is my safe space.
Speaker 1: If you're going to bring hateen you will be blocked.
Speaker 2: On the other day, yeah, blocked them straight away. What
Speaker 2: did they say, vomiting face on a photo of me?
Speaker 1: Bloh oh.
Speaker 2: I actually replied saying, nah, I don't believe in that,
Speaker 2: something like that. And then and then they kept going
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, you're blocks and I don't
Speaker 2: have time for this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And like that's the thing is like we actually
Speaker 3: don't need to put up with it. We don't need
Speaker 3: to put our energy into it. At the end of
Speaker 3: the day, your social media should be a safe space
Speaker 3: for you. And you know, we're heavy on the blocks here,
Speaker 3: like if someone's disrespecting you, you're out. But anyway, I
Speaker 3: was messaging our dear friend Matt, who's actually the producer
Speaker 3: of Love Island. We met him when we did the show.
Speaker 3: We've been friends with him for forever. We love him
Speaker 3: and his beautiful partner Tim, And anyway, I was like
Speaker 3: reaching out to him because I'm going to be in Sydney.
Speaker 3: I was trying to like tee up a little dinner
Speaker 3: date to catch up with them, and he was telling
Speaker 3: me about the show that he's working on at the moment.
Speaker 2: You brought us up before with me.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, So it's called Back in the Game, and
Speaker 3: it's basically a show that's trying to get people to
Speaker 3: kind of dob in their parents.
Speaker 1: Maybe you know, they're in.
Speaker 3: Their forties, fifties, sixties, seventies, and they've been single for
Speaker 3: a while. As we know, fifty percent of marriages and
Speaker 3: in divorce, so there's a lot of them out there,
Speaker 3: and it's basically trying to get people together and like, so, what.
Speaker 2: You're saying is help them fall in love. It's for
Speaker 2: kids to pretty much dob their parents in and say, hey,
Speaker 2: my mom or daddy single. Yeah, they've dedicated their life
Speaker 2: to me and my brothers and sisters. I want them
Speaker 2: to get back in the game. This is what they're
Speaker 2: looking for.
Speaker 3: Help them, help them out, and like the thing is
Speaker 3: as well as like obviously parents their superheroes and they
Speaker 3: dedicate their whole lives to us.
Speaker 1: But then my mom did that exactly, and then.
Speaker 3: What happens when they have their like final youngest child
Speaker 3: who turns eighteen and then go off into the world
Speaker 3: and start exploring.
Speaker 1: They must feel really lonely. And your sister just turned eighteen.
Speaker 2: So I was like thinking, like I said, my mom's
Speaker 2: going through that literally right now as we speak, Emma's
Speaker 2: going out into the big bad world. She's got a
Speaker 2: boyfriend now she does. Yeah, so Mom like sits there
Speaker 2: and she's mentioned multiple times that like, you know, like
Speaker 2: my girl's gone now, like who do I watch my
Speaker 2: movies and TV shows with? Like she seems all right though,
Speaker 2: but like, yeah, she's sad about it, and it must be.
Speaker 3: Lonely going from like a full house of people to
Speaker 3: you know, an empty nurst and exactly becoming an empty nest.
Speaker 3: So anyway, Matt the producer was telling me about this
Speaker 3: show when I was like, mad, we have to get
Speaker 3: your mom on the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you said that before, and look, I reckon,
Speaker 2: I'll pitch it to mom and be able to meet
Speaker 2: up with her in the UK. I'm going to pitch
Speaker 2: it to her and yeah, I reckon that. I'll get
Speaker 2: her sold on it.
Speaker 3: Just tell her because she came on the podcast and
Speaker 3: she was like, I never want to date again, Like
Speaker 3: I'm not open to it at all.
Speaker 1: So it's going to be a hard pitch.
Speaker 2: I reckon, I'd be all right. I'm a salesman, reckon,
Speaker 2: I sell let's work quite well.
Speaker 1: I mean, you are the golden son. So I feel
Speaker 1: like if anyone, if she's.
Speaker 2: Hard, when you're the only.
Speaker 3: If she was going to do anything for anyone, she'd
Speaker 3: probably do it more for you than for her herself.
Speaker 2: And that's and I think that will be a little
Speaker 2: bit of my pitch as well. You do it for me, Yeah,
Speaker 2: come on to it for me. It'll be fun. Two
Speaker 2: reality people in the two reality stars in the family.
Speaker 3: How would you feel seeing your mom dating and you'd
Speaker 3: actually like, I'm pretty sure you'd see like footage of
Speaker 3: it and you'd like react. I imagine seeing your mom
Speaker 3: like on TV, like kissing this guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't think i'd be too good with that.
Speaker 1: Look, do you want her to be happy?
Speaker 2: But at the end of that, I was what she's
Speaker 2: about to say that. I want my mum to be happy,
Speaker 2: and if she finds a guy that makes her happy,
Speaker 2: he'll have to go through me. I'll staunch him.
Speaker 4: Will you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you statch Emma's boyfriend, your younger sister's boyfriend when
Speaker 3: you first met him?
Speaker 1: Do you still?
Speaker 2: I wasn't overly friendly to him, but I was nice enough.
Speaker 2: I didn't want him feel awkward. I've been in situations
Speaker 2: where you meet like the girlfriend's family, they've got older brothers.
Speaker 2: It can be quite awkward, so I took that into consideration.
Speaker 3: I mean it's I guess as an older brother, you
Speaker 3: want to be cautious of them and you don't want
Speaker 3: to come on too friendly because you're like, don't fuck
Speaker 3: with my sister.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Lara said it about Emma the other day.
Speaker 2: I actually said, it's probably no one's going to be
Speaker 2: good enough for our little sister, so he's got a
Speaker 2: big task ahead of him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's very mature though. I feel like like she's
Speaker 3: like a good judge of character.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's good. I like him. I don't I
Speaker 2: have nothing wrong with him unless he fucks her over.
Speaker 2: Then you have you have to pay the pipe.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have any recommendations this week?
Speaker 2: I do, Anna, I have a very big one. We're old, now,
Speaker 2: let's not beat around and I'm feeling I'm feeling old.
Speaker 2: Let's just say that I'm feeling very old. For me
Speaker 2: to go like, do a run, it's not the same.
Speaker 2: I don't pull up the same going to gym, I don't.
Speaker 2: I walked into gym the other day. I literally lifted
Speaker 2: up away. I'm I'm genuine nearly walk I think I did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my whole left shoulder, my whole right leg. That's killing me.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, shit, what's gotten into me? I'm not
Speaker 2: the same kid I was. But my recommendation is the sauna.
Speaker 2: The sauna has been an absolute life save before me.
Speaker 2: I've been going in there every night. I used to
Speaker 2: do it every day when I was modeling full time.
Speaker 2: Really be able to stay in there forty five minutes
Speaker 2: to an hour. Good for recovery, great for recovery. And
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying, just going there and just recover,
Speaker 2: sweat it out, sweat out all the toxins. And I've
Speaker 2: been doing stretches and meditating while in there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 3: Actually, I think close to our house as Emsach and
Speaker 3: they have a sauna in there and I was thinking
Speaker 3: about joining there because then they have like a pol sauna,
Speaker 3: spa everything.
Speaker 2: You don't have one in your apartment book.
Speaker 3: I don't have a sauna, but I do have a
Speaker 3: pool on my apartment block. Yes, so I can start
Speaker 3: going for swims now because the weather has finally gotten better,
Speaker 3: thank god, with a side of the rains, but overall
Speaker 3: overall it's nice. Look, my recommendation this week is a
Speaker 3: really simple one. It's something that you can do anywhere.
Speaker 3: We love reading. I know that you are looking at
Speaker 3: getting books for your trip away, but I have been
Speaker 3: obsessed with this book at the moment. I've posted it
Speaker 3: on my Instagram story actually a couple of times, and
Speaker 3: when I actually posted it, everyone was like all about it,
Speaker 3: like people who have read it love it. So if
Speaker 3: you love a romance novel, this is definitely the one
Speaker 3: for you. It's called Love on the Brain by Alie Hazelwood.
Speaker 1: There's actually a couple more.
Speaker 3: Books written in a very similar way, so definitely check
Speaker 3: that out.
Speaker 1: You won't be disappointed.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, like you said, I want to start reading,
Speaker 2: so maybe like.
Speaker 1: It might be a bit girly. But you did say
Speaker 1: that you were looking at getting some books.
Speaker 2: Right, Yes, so I got recommended, come the menoir, memoir, memoir,
Speaker 2: Come the menoir, memoir, memoir, A menoir mem whah mem Okay,
Speaker 2: I got recommended, come a memoir. Have you heard that book?
Speaker 3: I've not heard it, but I mean if the title
Speaker 3: has come, I'm sure it's going to be interesting.
Speaker 1: Do you want to elaborate?
Speaker 2: It's someone that worked as a sex worker. Very interesting.
Speaker 2: It goes into her life story. So I'm going to
Speaker 2: pick that one up on the way home now and
Speaker 2: read it on the plane.
Speaker 3: Maybe you can give it to me after you get
Speaker 3: back from the UK and we can do like a
Speaker 3: trade off of books.
Speaker 2: It won't be finished.
Speaker 1: You're so reader, she whiz.
Speaker 2: I think reading Arnold Schwartz and his biography since year
Speaker 2: A ten.
Speaker 1: I know what though, I'm actually not a fast reader.
Speaker 3: Like I love to like take my time and joy
Speaker 3: and if for like one second my brain kind of
Speaker 3: like goes off with the fairies, I'll literally like reread
Speaker 3: everything to make sure that I am the information.
Speaker 2: And I have been kissing jen Off as well with
Speaker 2: that because if I doze off or like go out
Speaker 2: with the zone out with the fairies while we're watching something,
Speaker 2: I'll rewind it. And she's like, are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1: That's annoying with the movie. If you're watching a movie
Speaker 1: with someone else, you can't be.
Speaker 2: Doing that's just remote from me because I'm just going
Speaker 2: to miss that. I do that too, all right, should
Speaker 2: we get into the hotline, Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Hello, you've reached Anna and that we can't get to
Speaker 3: the phone right now, but please leave us a message
Speaker 3: on our hotline after the beat.
Speaker 2: So and we put a feeler out on our Instagram
Speaker 2: during the week asking people to send in their worst
Speaker 2: first date stories.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've had a lot of them. We've shared them
Speaker 3: with you guys on the pod and we will. We
Speaker 3: want to hear from the fam and see what they've
Speaker 3: been through. So we've got a first one now.
Speaker 2: This one comes in from m.
Speaker 5: Hey, Anna and Matt love the pod and congrats on
Speaker 5: the engagement. Anna. My worst date story is once I
Speaker 5: had a guy drop me home after dinner and he
Speaker 5: was full driving, doing one hundred and thirty kilometers in
Speaker 5: an eighty zone and I asked him to slow down.
Speaker 5: He pretty much like ripped a mini burnout, and so
Speaker 5: I started crying and I made him pull over and
Speaker 5: I got out on the main road and he drove off.
Speaker 5: I felt super unsafe and it was the worst date ever.
Speaker 5: So safe to say he did not get a second.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm like traumatized hearing that. How awful.
Speaker 2: And it just gives guys a bad rap, doesn't it,
Speaker 2: Like like that's just fuck with vibes.
Speaker 3: That's so ego driven as well, like slow the fuck
Speaker 3: down and you could kill someone. And also like you're
Speaker 3: definitely not getting laid with that type of behavior.
Speaker 2: He could have done really well. He could have driven
Speaker 2: a home which is polite and gentle and like and
Speaker 2: stay to the speed limit like every other Laura abiding citizen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: got her home and maybe you know, got laid. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do you reckon? He's over compensating for something. Sounds like, okay,
Speaker 2: it safe to say I have never sped with a
Speaker 2: girl in the car ripped to burn out because.
Speaker 1: I don't need He sounds like a loser.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just think don't make people feel unsafe,
Speaker 3: and especially the fact that like, okay, he's done the
Speaker 3: wrong thing, and she's been like please slow.
Speaker 2: Down, yeah, and then the right thing by saying that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like good on you for like sticking to
Speaker 3: your boundaries. Like I mean, it's like everyone's boundaries because
Speaker 3: we all want to remain safe in a moving vehicle.
Speaker 3: But the fact that he was just so willing to
Speaker 3: just drop her off on the side of the road
Speaker 3: in the middle of god knows where not okay behavior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, block him on everything, don't ever talk to him again.
Speaker 1: He's crash, non recyclable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's done, all right. This next one comes in from.
Speaker 6: Jess Hianna and Matt's Jess here. So I've got a
Speaker 6: terrible first date story for you. So a couple of
Speaker 6: years ago, I went on a date with a I
Speaker 6: met on Hinge. We went out to dinner to just
Speaker 6: this like pub, and the entire time during dinner he
Speaker 6: just bitched about his ex, like, oh constantly, the entire time.
Speaker 6: I could barely get a word in, so huge red
Speaker 6: flag obviously. And then after dinner we just went for
Speaker 6: a walk and while we're on the walk, he facetimed
Speaker 6: his mum and didn't tell me he was going to
Speaker 6: do it, just brought up FaceTime and I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: who are you calling? And he's like, I'm calling Mummy.
Speaker 6: I thought you'd make Mummy to meet her. So yeah,
Speaker 6: safe to say I did not see that gentleman again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, poor Jess. This guy's not well.
Speaker 2: I made was that me?
Speaker 1: That's like can relate.
Speaker 2: It's funny though. The first date Jen came on actually
Speaker 2: when we went back to mind and my sister facetimed
Speaker 2: me for some reason and I put Jen on, but
Speaker 2: we were all pierceed. It was I could drink up
Speaker 2: at my house. It's a little different, little different.
Speaker 3: Now, don't go on a first date if you're not
Speaker 3: over your ex, and if you're still not over your ex,
Speaker 3: put a ban on yourself, Like you're not allowed to
Speaker 3: talk about your ex on a first day.
Speaker 2: Have you ever spoken about your X on a first day?
Speaker 1: Very briefly?
Speaker 3: Like if someone asks me a question like when was
Speaker 3: your last relationship, I'll be like, oh, five months ago.
Speaker 1: But then I'll like move on, Like I don't think
Speaker 1: you should go into detail about.
Speaker 2: Your agg Would you not get many questions about like
Speaker 2: Josh on dates? Obviously because it's in the public eye.
Speaker 2: I got a real.
Speaker 3: If people did, I would very quickly move them on, Like,
Speaker 3: at the end of the day, a conversation is a
Speaker 3: two way street, like if you're relishing in all of
Speaker 3: your ex stories, like I just think it's it's an ick.
Speaker 2: What would you do if a guy facetimed mummy while
Speaker 2: he was on a first.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she's just calling him a mummy's
Speaker 3: boy or if he was actually like I'm calling mummy.
Speaker 2: To meet her. This is going so well, meet mummy.
Speaker 1: That's a full blown red flag.
Speaker 2: Oh that's yeah, that's there's a.
Speaker 1: Mummies boy, which we love.
Speaker 3: Like if a guy treats their mum, well, that's like
Speaker 3: a yes, that's a strong guess.
Speaker 1: But when they're calling mummy on a first date, that's a.
Speaker 3: No, Like, we don't need to meet your mum, Like
Speaker 3: I don't even know if I like you yet, Like
Speaker 3: give me five dates to work out.
Speaker 2: Whether I want to meet your parents.
Speaker 1: You're even a guess, Like you don't need mummy's approval.
Speaker 1: If I'm a yes, you're not at this point.
Speaker 2: Man, Some guys out there, I just don't get it. Okay,
Speaker 2: So our next worst first date story wanted to stay anonymous,
Speaker 2: so if you want to stay anonymous. You know it's
Speaker 2: going to be good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it's a good story.
Speaker 2: You know it's going to be juicy.
Speaker 4: Hey, Matt and Anna, for who to I have a
Speaker 4: first date horror story for you. So I went on
Speaker 4: a date with this guy and I told him about
Speaker 4: five times prior to meeting him that I was vegetarian.
Speaker 4: Tonight me so he went for a walk, which is lovely,
Speaker 4: and then he invited me back to his house to
Speaker 4: meet his roommates and to have steak night with them.
Speaker 4: So nothing in the house for me to eat, Like
Speaker 4: we're talking frat house vibes, only condiments in the fridge
Speaker 4: and pantry. He then turned to me and told me
Speaker 4: had to order my own ubar eats, which I've got.
Speaker 4: This is actually I was just absolutely shocked that I
Speaker 4: was invited for dinner and there was none there for
Speaker 4: me to add insult injury. I then had to stand
Speaker 4: in the kitchen and watch mean his mate to punch
Speaker 4: their steaks with their fists, like trying to flatten the
Speaker 4: meat or something beat meat on top of it. Just
Speaker 4: to top off the night, he was making meat related
Speaker 4: joke saying I can't believe you watch me beat my
Speaker 4: own meat on our first date. Anyway, ironically calls me
Speaker 4: magical date girl. First half of the date was amazing.
Speaker 4: I'll give him that. I'm sorry for throwing you under
Speaker 4: the bust, babe.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you know she was doing that?
Speaker 2: I had no idea I actually did it.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Do you know what's so fucking funny about that?
Speaker 1: I love it? Number one, how she's remained. Could you
Speaker 1: not recognize her voice? Wasn't eat?
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't expecting it. That's fine.
Speaker 3: What's so funny is Matt for the past year has
Speaker 3: jumped on this podcast and talked about how magical and
Speaker 3: beautiful that first day was.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Jen has a totally different story.
Speaker 2: I'm a speechless I didn't expect that tooche, babe, do
Speaker 2: you reckon?
Speaker 3: Producer Alex has reached out to Jen and been like, Jen,
Speaker 3: we need to do this.
Speaker 2: I get yeah, fucking well done to eyes that got me.
Speaker 2: I didn't expect that. I actually didn't.
Speaker 1: So wait, let's just wait.
Speaker 2: So she asked me before I left if I know
Speaker 2: any of them? I said, nah, we listened to him firsthand.
Speaker 2: No wonder she asked that question before I left.
Speaker 3: So wait, so you're like beating this steak to like
Speaker 3: make it flat, right.
Speaker 2: Well, if okay, let's set the scene. I'm this is okay.
Speaker 2: So this is probably the side of the story that
Speaker 2: no one's heard of my magical date with.
Speaker 1: Jen, which wasn't apparently so magical.
Speaker 2: So I messaged, so obviously a message happened during the
Speaker 2: week and I said, Hey, we're having steak night Saturday night,
Speaker 2: and she's like, well, I'm vegetarian and we've already teed
Speaker 2: up with my roomies for it was yeah, we're not
Speaker 2: gonna you know, I'm canceling on that. So she came back,
Speaker 2: We've obviously got these big, beautiful looking steaks.
Speaker 1: With no condiments. Apparently in the cupboard.
Speaker 2: It was just steaking. That's how we ate him, just steak.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, I did beat my meat, and I
Speaker 2: was like, ah, are you watching beat my meat?
Speaker 1: God, you can't make jokes like that. Well, I men,
Speaker 1: you can, it's obviously.
Speaker 2: Worked for you. And then I don't Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: I don't remember saying order your own.
Speaker 1: You made her order on Uber eats. That's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: That's it sounds like you though, like I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: That sounds like something you do. You could have offered
Speaker 1: to get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about that, babe. Look I'll make
Speaker 2: it up to you. And that's some Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: I didn't see that coming. I actually didn't.
Speaker 3: Jen's voice is so beautiful, Like I love hearing her
Speaker 3: on the podcast, and I know that on our Facebook
Speaker 3: group everyone is absolutely fanging to meet Jen as in
Speaker 3: like to get her on pod, and I reckon that's
Speaker 3: like the first step. The fact that she's been able
Speaker 3: to be a part of our hotline EP, Like, surely
Speaker 3: she needs to come on now, Jed, We really want
Speaker 3: to have you on.
Speaker 2: Yes, please, babe, throw me under the bus some more
Speaker 2: those stories. That was actually hilarious.
Speaker 3: So good, okay, guys, Well, thank you for listening to
Speaker 3: our hotline EPs. You guys have been loving them. We
Speaker 3: have loved interacting with you. It's so much fun. Keep
Speaker 3: on top of our socials because we want more of
Speaker 3: your stories. We want more interaction. We're loving hearing how
Speaker 3: wild your relationships and dating lives are.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, till next time as well. If you
Speaker 2: have a voice memory, you want us to hear or
Speaker 2: play on the podcast, Please send it to Where's your
Speaker 2: Head out pod at gmail dot com and our producer
Speaker 2: Alex will be in touch with you guys.
Speaker 3: Until next time, guys, Bye bye,