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Speaker 1: I'm rattled this morning. What's upset the apple cart? That's

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Speaker 1: another expression, thank you. I'm what what's wrong with me?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but you're going to do beheading by seven.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm aiming for. I got three kids at

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Speaker 2: home under eleven. I've got an emotional wife, and I've

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Speaker 2: got a young child in here this morning who's a

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Speaker 2: man child.

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Speaker 1: So much fun and it is I'm actually overheating in here.

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Speaker 1: It is just.

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Speaker 2: Are you're right?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It is just gone eight past six, And I'll just

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Speaker 2: give you an insight in terms because you're you're a

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Speaker 2: single lad. Yeah, no kids, this is my morning so

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Speaker 2: far at eight past six, I've got how many miscalls

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Speaker 2: and text messages?

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Speaker 1: Well, there's six six miscalls? And how many texts? Are?

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Speaker 1: They give me eight texts? Oh my goodness. Okay. And

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Speaker 1: because that phone was.

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Speaker 2: Ringing ringing, the phone has not stopped.

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Speaker 1: It was like I was in a mass arge parlor.

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Speaker 1: It was vibrating so much. My I hate miss cause,

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Speaker 1: well that's what's happened.

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Speaker 2: My three year old is going through what they call

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Speaker 2: sleep regression, where you think you're in this little patch

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Speaker 2: and they're sleeping and it's like we've done it. We've

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Speaker 2: just moved him from a cot to a bed.

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Speaker 1: So he's lulled you into a false sense of security.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, and then you start to love them again and

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Speaker 2: then surprise, I'm ready to play. And the problem is

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Speaker 2: now he's in a bed. He can get out, but

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Speaker 2: he can't get out of his room because.

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Speaker 1: So he should. It's not jail. It's like pentridge or something.

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Speaker 2: He somehow breaks through the cable ties. I don't know how,

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Speaker 2: damn you. And the problem is like he can get

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Speaker 2: out of the bed, but the door handles at our

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Speaker 2: place are quite high, so he can't get out of

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Speaker 2: his room two o'clock in the morning, and he doesn't knock,

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Speaker 2: he just goes. So it honestly sounds like the police

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Speaker 2: are raiding our house.

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Speaker 1: Question here, does does he toilet himself? Does he toilet himself?

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Speaker 1: Does he go to the toilet by himself? Don't dad?

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Speaker 1: The parents call it toilet? Come on, you need to

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Speaker 1: go toilet. Does he have a nappy on at night? Yes? Okay,

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Speaker 1: as I was thinking he might need to go the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Right, does he toilet himself? You know he's got a

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Speaker 2: nappy on?

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Speaker 1: At night.

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Speaker 2: But then what he does is he's three. They're just scared,

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Speaker 2: you know. So you get him, you put him back

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Speaker 2: in his bed. You're all right, mate, back to sleep.

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Speaker 2: And then this is where the mind games begin because

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Speaker 2: he he doesn't want you to leave, so he goes, Dad,

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Speaker 2: need to go the toilet. About two in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, just pish yourself. You were in a nappy

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Speaker 2: in ten years, I'm going to be in your boat.

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Speaker 2: And I continue, now I'm not going to be getting

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Speaker 2: out of bed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you just sears hisself without.

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Speaker 2: Actually just go go. But he also knows that you

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Speaker 2: don't want to tell him that because all day you've

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Speaker 2: been teaching him not to do that.

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Speaker 1: I get you again, mixed messages.

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Speaker 2: So then all right, let's get out of the bed.

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Speaker 2: We're off to toilet himself, and then you've got to

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Speaker 2: get him back in bed. Then it's new nappies.

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Speaker 1: It's just so, what time is this? Like, what time

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Speaker 1: does this start?

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Speaker 2: About one thirty, just as you're getting into your third

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Speaker 2: night club?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, gracious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, funny, funny enough. I at about three o'clock, it's

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Speaker 2: about the same time you're using yourself that's what I'm

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Speaker 2: sort of thinking about, KFC.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no, No, that's not for me.

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Speaker 2: It's called Levin Clint.

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Speaker 1: What's it called again, Live in regression.

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Speaker 2: Sleep, regression, torture. No, Honestly, I feel like I've just

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Speaker 2: spent the night at Guantanamo.

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Speaker 1: Well he has, because you've locked him in his cot.

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Speaker 1: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following him on

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Speaker 1: the social