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Speaker 2: Is that a riddle? It works rhymes at least.

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Speaker 1: Okay the list Forbes has brought out the list of

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Speaker 2: Still definitely not one of my favorites. Who's the guy

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Speaker 3: Michael Flatley, He's still alive. All of these people are

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Speaker 3: still alive accent. I have a crack someone you, guys,

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Speaker 2: What he earns a year that he normally the top

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Speaker 2: of this list would either be Elvis Presley or Kirk

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Speaker 2: Cobaine slash Nirvana. Elvis comes in fourth. Fourth. I was

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Speaker 2: going to say about sixty for m I was going

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Speaker 2: It's a bit sad that you're making more when you pass.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's great for the family, but at the

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Speaker 2: Oh god, guys, if you heard his crook hees d

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Speaker 4: You don't have the figure there of how much he

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Speaker 4: living do you well?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't bankrupt. He was, Come on, mate, no

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Speaker 1: he was. His spending habits were ridiculous. He had a

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so. By their rights to the Beatles,

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Speaker 2: Just I don't know where you going to? Where do

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Speaker 2: and buy the Beatles songs? Sure on your weekend.

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Speaker 5: Do you buy all of them though? Or do you

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Speaker 2: The one about the octopus? Didn't get into that. I

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Speaker 1: Bob Marley still earns twenty three million dollars, which is

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Speaker 1: good for them. How come great for the family. Just

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Speaker 2: How many people playing Bob Marley at the moment?

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Speaker 1: Oh mate, Bob Marley such a unique artist name, another

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Speaker 1: reggae artist that's had such pop, that has had such

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Speaker 2: Describe he's a rapper who let the dogs out. Anyone

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Speaker 2: I don't know another reggae performance. See, that's why he's

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Speaker 1: F legend Arnold Palmer as second highest, and how he

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Speaker 1: Arizona lemonade. He sold that, his family sold that. Three

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Speaker 1: the creator of peanuts made thirty eight million dollars.

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Speaker 2: He's not with us anymore.

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Speaker 5: The comic creates peanuts, They're just made.

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Speaker 2: Is it the comet? It's such a boring comic.

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Speaker 2: Are you enjoying that peanut? Well, my uncle made them.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting twenty cents for every peanut you eat your peanut.

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Speaker 1: Tom Petty, he's just died. He made twenty million dollars.

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Speaker 2: So you wonder how many record labels have dead people

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Speaker 2: You's got to be on the ball all the time,

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Speaker 2: Sarah? To take a seat. This is the ad that

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Speaker 1: I found out for the girls in my office the

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Speaker 2: Disco to cheer me up. The best decision ever. That

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Speaker 6: Now thirty six years later, we have four adult kids

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Speaker 2: That's a big day for the big start. So my

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Speaker 1: It's I mean, that's a massive day because he's found

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Speaker 1: Which is but how good are the girls in the office?

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Speaker 1: And good on him because he hasn't had a crack

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Speaker 1: let's go to a disco. Best movie he's ever made.

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Speaker 1: Because there's day at the disco going, Oh there's I

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Speaker 2: You know? Who is that hot chicken in the corner

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Speaker 1: Anyone can get involved. What is that guy selling? What

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Speaker 2: Any ideas life insurance?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, being GB, I'm still going life insurance. In the

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Speaker 2: It's not for a new disco that's opening for the

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Speaker 5: Do you know what?

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Speaker 6: T GB have a bit of a history of running

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Speaker 2: Well done. It's not that I can promise you it's

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Speaker 1: But that's the only reason I listened to them, to

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Speaker 2: At the moment. All right, let's find out what it's for.

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Speaker 4: If you've been given a second chance, maybe you're looking

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Speaker 5: He never mentioned the headache.

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Speaker 2: Not Oncebe's first wife cheated on him. Was a headache.

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Speaker 1: So they're selling aspir but this is even better. There's

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Speaker 7: This second chance or he does not relate to the

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Speaker 2: Got absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 1: The bloke finding out that he's missus having an affair,

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Speaker 2: To do with the aspirin that they're selling. They just

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Speaker 2: How funny is that I'm married. I'm thirty seven years old,

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Speaker 2: Nothing to do with what I'm telling you. Let's talk

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Speaker 2: That's what I said, Guys who want to listen, who.

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Speaker 2: star that once lived. Well, you're a binge. You do

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Speaker 2: because I'm a big fan.

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Speaker 1: Spoke about this ready No, that was the name of

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Speaker 5: Wasn't that something? Isn't that a Teddy Bear shirt?

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Speaker 2: poo ready sept poo? Different show mate? That was a

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Speaker 2: Japanese don't google that. That didn't end. It didn't end

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Speaker 1: It rated better than Celebrity Dog School, but it was

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Speaker 2: It's number one? A couple of memories there for you, sir, guys.

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Speaker 2: Can we just focus back on Poe. So she split

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Speaker 2: Where's the sentence I'm looking for?

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Speaker 5: Oh god, the end.

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Speaker 2: Tom did not take. They have to. They've opened a

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Speaker 2: Because we're all friends.

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Speaker 5: Unless you felt better that he was taken care.

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Speaker 1: No, he's in an institution, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: So you're back on the daily edition with Tommy. But

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Speaker 1: Simple and Lean. Did you put this together because of tom?

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Speaker 9: To me? I've got like sixteen coffees with me and

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Speaker 5: Wow, all right, wow?

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Speaker 1: For fifty three years of age. He's shilling great Nick Tom.

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Speaker 5: Sixty three fifty three.

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Speaker 2: So if it's lean and simple and lane, can I

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to be tops off into the centennial past.

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Speaker 9: I see you running in quite a bit.

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Speaker 2: Can you just say that again? Is there anyone that

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Speaker 5: It's called sprinting.

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Speaker 2: Every seventy two years it comes around.

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Speaker 1: So you are I mean you do read the news

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Speaker 1: You've been doing this for quite a long time now. Yes,

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Speaker 9: I have actually heard Fergo's one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think with you know what's great you'll see on

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Speaker 2: Maddie's right arm. There, he's got the tattoo that says good, better, best.

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Speaker 2: And the question we always ask is where are you today?

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Speaker 2: Normally it's around the start, it's about the first g.

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Speaker 4: The problem is, sal is that these two gentlemen have

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Speaker 2: I definitely will.

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Speaker 1: So basically, this is where we give them a topical

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Speaker 2: Actually, can we please before we do this today?

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Speaker 1: Did anyone see the headline on the front of the

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Speaker 1: reference this because there was a fight, Sally. I don't

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Speaker 1: the Italian rugby league team. James Tedesco apparently got king

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Speaker 2: Headline in the.

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Speaker 1: Paved today was when a fist hits your eye from

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Speaker 2: Ay. You know what there would have been when they

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Speaker 2: came up with that headline, Yes, the Daily Telegraph, they

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Speaker 2: would have stood as one and pretty funny. It's all right,

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Speaker 2: so that's headline off. We're going to give you a

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Speaker 10: Well to read headlines sometimes, all right, let's do.

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Speaker 2: This headline off well.

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Speaker 1: So well, we will let Maddie the Group go first,

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Speaker 4: That's specifically how it's done. But you'll be intimidated. Don't

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Speaker 1: What do we got our first headlines? This is the

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Speaker 1: first one. Sophie Monk defending break up ruinors with Stu.

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Speaker 1: Sophie Monk defending breakup rumors with Stu Laundy. Here we

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Speaker 2: This is no bad.

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Speaker 4: Is Monk still hunting a spunk?

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Speaker 2: And is Stu a piece of junk? Wyeah? I know

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Speaker 1: I'm actually really surprised.

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Speaker 2: First part was good. Second tailed off a bit week

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Speaker 2: that is such a garby So what have you got?

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Speaker 5: This is nova, Sophie Monks. Spunk is a love flunk.

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Speaker 2: We can't like.

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Speaker 4: That's obviously draw.

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Speaker 2: That's obviously it's still level.

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Speaker 5: No, I agree, that's a draw. Yours was very good.

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Speaker 2: Alright, we'll go a draw with that one. Alright. Second headline,

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Speaker 1: Give us a headline for Barnaby Joyce and the citizenship

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Speaker 1: saga at the moment. Barnaby Joyce and the citizenship saga

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Speaker 1: at the moment. So how do you want to go

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Speaker 1: first on this one?

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Speaker 2: Here we go. This is nova.

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Speaker 5: Barnaby is not rejoicing.

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Speaker 9: His future is under a long white cloud.

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Speaker 4: Bars High. This is no Joyce in dep trouble. After

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Speaker 2: An old story that has nothing to do with the citizenship. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so nothing to do with it. And Johnny depp saga

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Speaker 1: Story again, Barnaby Joyce and the citizenship saga at the

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Speaker 1: moment I got said, I got told the story?

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Speaker 2: Was I got told that the story? Now he's blaming magic.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to give that one a Sally over

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Speaker 1: made a mate, Sorry misinformation from you, and.

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Speaker 5: Minus one for throwing your producer under the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Come on, you're back to zip mate.

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Speaker 1: All right, come on, let's do but all right, here

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Speaker 1: we go. This is the last one, Maddie degree. You

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Speaker 1: can go first on this one. Halloween was yesterday. Everyone

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Speaker 1: give us your best Halloween trick treading headline.

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Speaker 4: This is no sons of witches hit the street because

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Speaker 2: Not bad sons of witches.

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Speaker 11: And if you've got it haunted, all right, Sally, this

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Speaker 1: Creep surpri we water.

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Speaker 2: Real.

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Speaker 9: I love you.

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Speaker 2: Need to come in here, my hands.

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Speaker 8: It's the closest it's ever ever been. But just getting

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Speaker 2: Overhere, you got the second one wrong.

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Speaker 1: Wow, world, I'm sad a bit of a Stephen Brabria

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Speaker 1: for there, but you go.

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Speaker 2: We love you. Her new book, Super Green, Sybil and

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Speaker 2: Lean is out now. Thanks for coming in.

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Speaker 1: Halloween last night training I don't really Every single year

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Speaker 1: it's getting bigger and bigger in Sydney, Sarah, I mean,

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Speaker 2: First year in Bao Main. It was going crazy last night.

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Speaker 2: We got in early, so straight after school we went.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, what I've realized over the last

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Speaker 5: One lolly like one hand.

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Speaker 2: We didn't have any lollies because we didn't have anything

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Speaker 5: Did you get eggs?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 2: No, first that we first I said, we haven't got anything.

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Speaker 2: We will do come back at five point thirty. And

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Speaker 2: from the hospital when least I had Jack. They were

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Speaker 5: Mum used to give out apples and then wondered why

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Speaker 1: From people thirteen twenty fourteen. What were the tricks that

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Speaker 2: Now? Does anyone really prepare a trick? The finger in

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Speaker 2: the match box is funny when you put a bit

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Speaker 2: that's sick.

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Speaker 1: Back in the day, we either had the eggs are

445
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Speaker 1: always a big one, and we had the security door

446
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Speaker 1: where we grew up, and that would always Dad said

447
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Speaker 1: trick one night and he left the security door locked

448
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Speaker 1: and they threw the eggs through there. Trying to imagine

449
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Speaker 1: trying to get dried eggs out of a grill of

450
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Speaker 1: a screen door. Well, the other big one was a

451
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Speaker 1: water bottle, and come back in our day, we used

452
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Speaker 1: to we into the water bottle gear.

453
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Speaker 2: If anyone asked for a trick, you just do a

454
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Speaker 2: cut of skirts. Do you know what? I wanted to

455
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Speaker 2: shout out to our next door neighbor Dan, who dressed

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Speaker 2: up as the Wookie. I just want to point out

457
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Speaker 2: that Halloween is for the kids, Dan, and that it's

458
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Speaker 2: the idea is not that you wear something that you've

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Speaker 2: bought on eBay when you've had too much to drink.

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Speaker 2: So he was a wookie getting around the neighbor with

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Speaker 2: a British accent. Well, he saw you. He would have

462
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Speaker 2: been good to see the family twins. I looked Harry,

463
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Speaker 2: which was concerning, and rose down the streets. She was

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Speaker 2: dressed up as a wicked witch.

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Speaker 5: I think you have to get dressed.

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Speaker 2: Didn't dress up.

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Speaker 5: They can't take lollige from you if you're not dressed up.

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Speaker 2: What about this, mum, there's a story around this morning.

469
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Speaker 2: She led her son into the house at four thirty am.

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Speaker 2: This was on the weekend, after we've been to the

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Speaker 2: Halloween party. You've got absolutely sloshed and come home. But

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Speaker 2: his makeup was that he had half his face like

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Speaker 2: a vampire, and it had been chewed and eaten with

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Speaker 2: sort of an axe hanging out of it. So he

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Speaker 2: was so boozed that she helped him up the stairs

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Speaker 2: in the middle of the night in the dark, can

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Speaker 2: then lay him down, put a pillow under his head.

478
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Speaker 2: Got up in the morning to see that he was okay,

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Speaker 2: and realized it wasn't her son. There was a bloke

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Speaker 2: who would come home to the wrong house in the neighborhood,

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Speaker 2: absolutely sloughed, and she couldn't tell that great face covered in.

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Speaker 1: Make oh and and he woke up next to her

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Speaker 1: and he thought it was all and he chewed his.

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Speaker 2: Own arm off, which was quite bizarre. Just to get

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Speaker 2: away from it. I'm just pillow. She served in breakfast.

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Speaker 2: And they're still together, which is great news. Well, under

487
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Speaker 2: all the trigger treats, last night, well you didn't see.

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Speaker 2: Just so you saw there was a trick, didn't you see?

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Speaker 2: There was a fight.

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Speaker 8: I saw some kid a group of mums, and then

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Speaker 8: some dad pinned the kid to the.

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Speaker 2: Don't yeah, you don't see. That's tricks. Yeah, there's tricks.

493
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Speaker 2: Are getting a bit out of control. Now.

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Speaker 6: I had so many lollies ready for you to appear

495
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Speaker 6: at my front, so I figured you get anyone a few,

496
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Speaker 6: But there was someone in there redoing the carpet, and

497
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Speaker 6: the guys triggered house alarm.

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Speaker 5: Don't ask me how, So it went for half an hour.

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Speaker 6: I set off all the alarms in the street until

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Speaker 6: we unscrewed it from the wall.

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Speaker 5: So by then, kids had just run.

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Speaker 2: Tell me what about your place? Anything from the lollly bag.

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Speaker 8: No, no, nothing, nothing from Oh I know where you're going.

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Speaker 2: I love your.

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Speaker 1: So that's not makeup under your eyes because those bags

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Speaker 1: are mesh.

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Speaker 2: Go to nector sleep dot com.

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Speaker 14: Says Chloe Kardashian has confirmed her pregnancy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she's remained pretty tight lipped until now, but she's

519
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Speaker 6: gone on Snapchat obviously.

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Speaker 5: Halloween is happening over in the States at the moment, and.

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Speaker 6: She's put up a picture of boyfriend Tristan Thompson with

522
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Speaker 6: the words that's Daddy written underneath it. They're in costumes,

523
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Speaker 6: they are dressed as how do you say Kali's first husband.

524
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Speaker 2: Drag Dragon Drogo Carl, but he's like a what do

525
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Speaker 2: they call dragon? Dragon? He gave them thrones fairly shaking

526
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Speaker 2: her head, what is it? Sarah got it right? Sorry?

527
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Speaker 2: From what tribe? Are they? Tigerian? Talking about this all morning?

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Speaker 5: The way there dressed?

529
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Speaker 6: Does this couple in the In another picture as well,

530
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Speaker 6: Chloe's clearly showing a baby bump, So the way there

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Speaker 6: we go locked away, guys, Jeremy Piven from Entourage, he

532
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Speaker 6: played Ari Gold, He's.

533
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Speaker 5: Landed himself in a bit of hot water.

534
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Speaker 6: He's been called out by a former coaster who says

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Speaker 6: that he groped her on the set of the TV

536
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Speaker 6: show and at the Playboy mansion. It looks like all

537
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Speaker 6: the gloves are off. Everyone is speaking out in Hollywood

538
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Speaker 6: at the moment. So this girl's put up a tweet saying,

539
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Speaker 6: remember when you cornered me in your trailer on the

540
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Speaker 6: Entourage set, Remember grabbing my boobs without asking? And apparently

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Speaker 6: then he grabbed her on the ass as she was

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Speaker 6: leaving the bottom at the mansion. And anyway, his camp

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Speaker 6: have said nothing thus far, but it doesn't look good.

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Speaker 8: True.

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Speaker 2: Well on the topic comeing, we heard this morning that

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Speaker 2: what did they say, House of cards. They have suspended

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: They have they've got quite really sad talking about well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it was anything.

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Speaker 2: To do with Kevin Spacey.

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Speaker 5: No, no ending the show at the end of the scene,

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Speaker 5: that's to do with Kevin.

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Speaker 2: But they've now spended it all right. And the other thing,

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Speaker 2: someone wrote a tweet yesterday. It was a celebrity over there.

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Speaker 2: I can't remember his name, but he said, Kevin's done

556
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Speaker 2: a world first. Finally there is a bad time to

557
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Speaker 2: come out in reference to his timing with what he

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Speaker 2: tried to I suppose cover up in a sense or

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Speaker 2: distract from Yeah, I'd.

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Speaker 6: Say Hollywood isn't terribly impressed with the way he's handled God.

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Speaker 2: I think, yeah, that's just the tip of the iceberg,

562
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Speaker 2: isn't it. Really?

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Speaker 6: Yesterday I was telling you guys about Selena Gomez and

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Speaker 6: the weekend breaking up after ten months together, coming here.

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Speaker 5: He's here very soon, all so justin.

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Speaker 2: And she's she's has She hasn't taken much time to

567
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Speaker 2: go straight over.

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Speaker 5: To just straight back to the X.

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Speaker 6: I mean unconfirmed there romantically together, but i've seen together.

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Speaker 6: Did they spend a lot of time together? Well, it

571
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Speaker 6: doesn't seem like the weekend's having any trouble finding female company.

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Speaker 6: He's been papped on the dance floor of this Toronto nightclub.

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Speaker 6: And you know when you get described is grinding on

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Speaker 6: a guy. Yeah, I'd say there's a few girls who

575
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Speaker 6: were pretty keen on, pretty happy that he's now a

576
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Speaker 6: single bloke. No word on it being a formal hookup,

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Speaker 6: I think is what they've called it, but he's certainly not.

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Speaker 5: Wanting to that. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Oh, absolutely have a good time. Finally, guys, Ed sharant

580
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Speaker 6: is joining goggle Box. Seems he can't.

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Speaker 5: Get enough a TV.

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Speaker 1: The big big one for me that I heard Liam Gallan,

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Speaker 1: Liam gig that is awesome everything.

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Speaker 5: There's a few celebs getting on board. Liam is the

585
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Speaker 5: is the second one.

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Speaker 6: Liam will be watching you know how you sit and

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Speaker 6: watch TV show, Liam will be sitting with his mum

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Speaker 6: Peggy and his son Jean.

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Speaker 5: Would be very funny to watch. I think it's a

590
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Speaker 5: fabulous idea.

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Speaker 6: I reckon you guys should put your hands up for

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Speaker 6: the same thing here goggle Box.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why not? It is a very funny show, very funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a bit addictive, isn't it? Because it was coming

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Speaker 2: on just after the bachelorette and you just found yourself

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Speaker 2: going it was good. And you know the dad, it's

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Speaker 2: at home with his daughters. Yeah, and they just pick

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Speaker 2: on him the entire time. Is there in a polo shirt.

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Speaker 2: It's always bright green or something.

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Speaker 9: New Zealand potato cheff shortage.

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Speaker 2: Wet weather in the North Island has left spuds in

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Speaker 2: short supplayets.

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Speaker 1: We missed that tea starts and the problem is getting there.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: You know, for the past week we've been extending our

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Speaker 1: hand to our New Zealand family and the potato shortage

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00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: after a couple of big storms has wiped out their

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Speaker 1: potato crops. They've been told that they don't have crisps

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Speaker 1: until twenty eighteen. Nothing on the shelves, So we've been

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Speaker 1: sending chip mules over all weekends here. We've been getting

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Speaker 1: a lot of people that have been scaffo taping packets

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Speaker 1: of chips to their stomach and getting in through customs.

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Speaker 5: Very generous Sydney Siders, aren't.

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Speaker 1: They One man that could help us out because he

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Speaker 1: is one of New Zealand's biggest exports.

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Speaker 2: It is Tony Martin, a good friend of the show.

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Speaker 2: Tony Welcome, Welcome, thanks for.

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Speaker 15: Having me on. I've been doing my part. I've been

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Speaker 15: trying to get Peter Dutton to go over. As you know,

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Speaker 15: his head is the largest potato on record. His electoral

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Speaker 15: offices a spudg You're.

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Speaker 1: Like Tony if he goes, If he sends himself over

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Speaker 1: to New Zealand, that means he'll never be able to

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Speaker 1: get back into Australia.

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Speaker 2: Either, will he?

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Speaker 15: That is the idea.

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Speaker 2: Turn the other thing Tom. And there's a new prime

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Speaker 2: minister over there and we've invited her to come on

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Speaker 2: to the show and it's almost like she's not taking

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Speaker 2: this issue seriously.

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Speaker 15: Well, she has to get a note from appearance before

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Speaker 15: she didn't do anything.

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Speaker 2: She is thirteen, isn't she thirty seven the youngest Prime

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Speaker 2: minister ever? And growing up in New Zealand, were there

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Speaker 2: times you remember there was a shortage of anything? I mean,

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Speaker 2: did you have plenty of spuds growing up? Mate?

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Speaker 15: Well, there was a shortage of television stations. I remember

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Speaker 15: we only had one television station when I was growing up,

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Speaker 15: which was called Television One, which was quite optimistic I thought,

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Speaker 15: But yeah, we had there was never a potato shortage.

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Speaker 15: I just think what they're obviously trying to do is

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Speaker 15: is they're taking a radical approach to getting rid of

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Speaker 15: all those fish and chops jokes forever. And of course

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Speaker 15: the word crisps isn't much better. I used to do

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Speaker 15: those Tim and Phil characters.

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Speaker 2: That's do you remember. Yeah, they were a radio show,

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Speaker 2: weren't they.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, they were a terrible radio show. And there's only

649
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Speaker 15: a certain number of those kind of words, like I

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Speaker 15: wish I was doing them now because in the last

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Speaker 15: year you've had the big sick and hidden figures. But

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Speaker 15: I remember I would go over to New Zealand and

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Speaker 15: look for more phrases that had that sound. I remember

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Speaker 15: one time I left the airport in Auckland and the

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Speaker 15: first thing I saw at a powerpole was a poster

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Speaker 15: for a band called Hohodious Leaders. Figured it just.

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Speaker 12: So.

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Speaker 15: I used to do those, So I left New Zealand

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Speaker 15: in the eighties and I was doing those characters in

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Speaker 15: the nineties. And then I once saw Jermaine from from

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Speaker 15: Flight of the Concord saying how in sulted he was

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Speaker 15: by these Australians who are doing these cos I'm thinking I'm.

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Speaker 2: From there and the other one we need to mention

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Speaker 2: in terms of kyways that have had a successful career

665
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Speaker 2: here in Australia would be Richard Wilkins.

666
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Speaker 15: Richard Wilkins another one, you see, I was on. My

667
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 15: first appearance on television was when I was age fourteen

668
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 15: and I came third in a school filmmaking competition run

669
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Speaker 15: by the second television station in New Zealand called TV TOO,

670
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Speaker 15: and I had to go on the afternoon kids show

671
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Speaker 15: that were hosted by Richard Wilkins, who was then going

672
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Speaker 15: by the name Richard Wild Wow. Yes, and he was

673
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 15: a sort of he was a pop singer along the

674
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Speaker 15: lines I remember Howard Jones, good to know you well,

675
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 15: that guy, and he sort of had a fiber optic

676
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 15: hairstyle and did sort of new wave music. But then

677
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 15: in the afternoons hosted the kids show.

678
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 2: Hit on Your Mum at the same time, of course

679
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: he did without fail.

680
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: Actually, you've got a new book out in time which

681
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Speaker 1: is Deadly Kerfuffle, which involves a Maori family, a Kiwi family.

682
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Speaker 2: Is that correct?

683
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 15: Yes, it's about It's set in the sort of leafy

684
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 15: suburb of Melbourne and a Maury family from New Zealand

685
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 15: moves in and people don't know anything about Maury's and

686
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 15: assume them to be a terrorist cell and then proceeds

687
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 15: from there, and it starts as a very quiet comedy

688
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 15: set in a suburb, and then it is like a

689
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 15: Tom Clancy thriller.

690
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Okay, well, Tony, we're very very excited about

691
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: this deadly kerfuffle is out now in any good bookstore.

692
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 2: We appreciate you coming on the show time.

693
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Speaker 15: Thanks guys, keep up the good works.

694
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 2: Hey, good idea singles. Have ever been to a clairvoyant

695
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: to see if you'll find love?

696
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

697
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 2: Because why would you want to go and see?

698
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 5: You know, sometimes you want to know what's going to

699
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 5: happen to be fair. I haven't been to one since

700
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 5: I met Gary.

701
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 2: Yeah right, but free that absolutely works here in the office.

702
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 2: She goes to five different ones till she hears what

703
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: she wants to hear. See, that's that's what.

704
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 5: Different countries around the world gives him on the phone.

705
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 1: So did you go to a clairvoint? Did anyone predict Gary?

706
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 12: No?

707
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 6: They did predict the things leading up to Gary. Really,

708
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 6: what are you mean like the things to watch out

709
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 6: for in people I met?

710
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, give me a break. But that is

711
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: so broad Sarah like that. That's so easy for a

712
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: clearvoyant to get you over the line.

713
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 5: At one point, she said to me, you know, is

714
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 5: your grandfather with you?

715
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 6: I said no, no, he passed away, So she got

716
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 6: that wrong and she said no, no, because he's standing

717
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 6: behind you.

718
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 2: No, she sucked you in, did he?

719
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: And is your grand and your grandfather's telling you to

720
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: go out there and vin a man with brown hair?

721
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 2: Did they ever say that you would work with someone

722
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 2: and have a huge amount of sexual tension with them?

723
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 9: Oh?

724
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 2: Is that what? Tom?

725
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 8: I'm right here, I'd already worked.

726
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 2: I'm right behind you. Tom, your grand he's having a

727
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 2: crack as well. Tom, who are you making out with?

728
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 2: It's grandfather again? Sorry there, Let's move on to this guy.

729
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: And this is a shout out to I don't even

730
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 2: know his name. He calls himself the light Man and

731
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 2: he's in Western Sydney. The light Man has put an

732
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 2: ad in the paper. He has spent fourteen thousand dollars

733
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 2: putting an ad in the paper try and find the

734
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 2: perfect woman. The ad reads a clairvoyant described the following

735
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 2: details of my soulmate that I need And I want

736
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: you to put this out there in Sydney's women's networks

737
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 2: to help me find her. So the clairvoyan has told

738
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 2: the light man, told the light man exactly who he's

739
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 2: going to meet. So he's put an ad in the

740
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 2: paper to say, if you fit this bill, we're meant

741
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 2: to be together. Have a listen to the detail. The

742
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 2: psychic's gone into female, no kids, age fifty to sixty,

743
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 2: but looks ten years younger. Height one sixty two to

744
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 2: one sixty seven, blonde with shoulder length hair. Come So

745
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 2: at the moment, how many girls have still got their

746
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 2: hand up in the room? Yeah, starting to away, fifty

747
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 2: to sixty and they look younger than man. That's very

748
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 2: intelligent and attractive, lights up the room when she enters.

749
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 2: Giggley gorgeous but has a beautiful heart. Is this the

750
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 2: detail that born in Austria but has lived in Australia

751
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 2: for many years, still has a slight accent minority. Anyone

752
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 2: in the room with their hands still up, has a

753
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 2: small white lap dog and is a great cook, except.

754
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 5: I'm a terrible cook. I'm not over sixty.

755
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,919
Speaker 2: Like dancing outdoors, sailing, cycling, bushwalking. That's possibly a bushwalking,

756
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 2: possibly a member of Sydney's Bushwalkers, has a brother or

757
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 2: sister with children. That's you. Has a good friend Elizabeth. Yes,

758
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 2: we could.

759
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 5: Find one Austrian accent.

760
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 2: Oh, this is exciting. Can we track the light man down?

761
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 2: Do you know what we should find? Okay, now that

762
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 2: clear voy is the one that's.

763
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: Told the light Man's perfect woman, can we please get

764
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: on the silk shirt wearing Psyche Francis Befin. Don't tell

765
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: him about this, all right? And he's got to try

766
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: to see into the future to see what the perfect

767
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: woman is for the light Man.

768
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 2: Yep, because I would say it's completely different. I'm finding

769
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 2: it hard to believe.

770
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: For ins Chloe, he's giving us a kill from Dulett's hell.

771
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 2: Good morning, Cloth, how are you team?

772
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: Good morning? Talking about clairvoyant psychic? Did one help you

773
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: find a husband?

774
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 2: Cloth?

775
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 7: I went to a clairvoyant who told me the next

776
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 7: person I would meet would have something.

777
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 12: To do with computers, and I potentially would have a

778
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 12: pre made family.

779
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 6: You are You'll never guess.

780
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 7: I'm now married with.

781
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 12: My third kid on away, two step.

782
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,479
Speaker 2: Kids, and I met online, which is probably the computer side.

783
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 15: I think, wow, Okay, hello, and I wouldn't use I

784
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 15: wouldn't usually go online story cloth.

785
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 2: Thanks for calling the show.

786
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: Now, will I think we need to continue this? We

787
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,359
Speaker 1: need to get the lightman on to see if he's

788
00:37:53,400 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: found love. Tell me find the last future wife. This

789
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: is where we give you a headline and you've got

790
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: to tell us which story you would like to hear

791
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: and that person.

792
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 2: This morning is Testing Green o God, Good morning Tests,

793
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 2: Good morning guy. All right, Test, you got your ears ready?

794
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 2: We're going to go around the room, starting with a

795
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 2: wonderful Sarah and mcgil.

796
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 5: Bet you won't guess which celebrity has slammed Disney as

797
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 5: being cheap.

798
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 2: That's a big head blasphemy. What do you got Ryan? Alright,

799
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 2: I'll go Undy cover.

800
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,959
Speaker 1: One of Australia's biggest celebrity couples have been spotted lingerie shopping.

801
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 2: Undy cover.

802
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: Cover, but you replace it with undid John can't.

803
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 8: And praise you this one.

804
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 4: Don't let her Gomez, which celebrit is devastated over a

805
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 4: recent breakup.

806
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 2: Of the Weekend. Don't let her go. We're talking about Weekend.

807
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 2: If she says that old Sarah's talking about headline, why

808
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 2: would you do that with your selfie? You won't believe

809
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 2: some of the pictures people have taken. Who's writing. Wow,

810
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 2: that's a real headline test from Greenacre. What do you

811
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 2: want to do this morning?

812
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 7: Oh?

813
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 6: Well I already know that so many so I can't

814
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 6: say her name.

815
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 9: Well, the weekends free and when he comes to Australia.

816
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 9: I'm going to get my chance with him.

817
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 2: He's a single man. Tests yep, Yeah, I'm gonna have

818
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 2: to go with her selfie. Why would you do that

819
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 2: with your selfie? You wouldn't believe some of the pictures

820
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 2: people have taken. This is a list of the top

821
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 2: ten worst inappropriate selfies that have been getting around. Okay,

822
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 2: this lady hears so she can see her handcuffs as

823
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 2: she's posing there. It says off the jail. Not easy

824
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: to do when you got your cuffs around your wrist

825
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 2: to get a selfie. That's not bad.

826
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 1: But didn't a guy actually, he had a phone that

827
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: was snuck into a jail and he filmed himself. He

828
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: snapchatted himself escaping.

829
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 2: Which is not bad. I'd follow that. You'd like following.

830
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 2: You get a lot of followers from your live stream

831
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 2: and have a snapchat. That's not bad to think about it. Mate,

832
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 2: If you're doing it. This lady here having a cigarette

833
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 2: has written, took a selfie while waiting on the potty

834
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 2: last night, so she is just releasing the kids. This

835
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 2: one here, panic on board, Panic on board. Oxygen masks

836
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 2: have fallen on an aircraft and they've put them on.

837
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you take a selfie?

838
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 4: If people do that now, as soon as a plane

839
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 4: starts going down, they start filming because it goes global.

840
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 8: It's a big way in if you survive, yeah, big time.

841
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 2: If the plane survives, great footage. What about this lady

842
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 2: seductively looking in what looks like maybe lingerie or a

843
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 2: bra has written selfie time, Guys, attending the funeral of

844
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 2: my four year old nephew. Not a good day at all,

845
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 2: But how's your day going well?

846
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: The other one is apparently it's becoming quite popular now

847
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: when you get a viewing of the person who has deceased,

848
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: open to get a selfie.

849
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, get a selfie in the open casket with them

850
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 2: for one last shot before that for your sagaby. They

851
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 2: don't know do you have to tag them in it?

852
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: Would you have to check to see how you look

853
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: after as well? And maybe go back and line up

854
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 1: again if you need another.

855
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: One, could you hit that, whether Sierra or some sort

856
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 2: of filter, maybe a lark. I'm just looking a bit

857
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 2: pale in the casket, like that's your last dying wish.

858
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 2: If we're going to do selfies with the open casket, guys,

859
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: make sure you're a good filter. This guy on the topic, mate,

860
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,879
Speaker 2: this is his loved one who is on death's door,

861
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 2: and he's just taking a selfie with the guy lying

862
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 2: in bed. This lady is clearly once again on the toilet,

863
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: like you can see you're sitting on the toilet.

864
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 5: What you do taking your phone to the bathroom, isn't

865
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 5: it astounding?

866
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 2: You can?

867
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: Phones are so good now, but you can instantly tell

868
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: when someone has walked into a toilet on the phone.

869
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: They can be in any room of the house, right yep,

870
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, you can you can

871
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 1: instantly hear that echo of someone going into a toilet.

872
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 5: Sometimes there's an echo in other rooms.

873
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 2: No, there's not. For some reason, it's just a toilet.

874
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 2: It's the tiles off the ground.

875
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 5: No, if you leave the door open, the echo go.

876
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 2: You can hear on the throne, how's this lady? It's

877
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 2: taking a selfie. Devastated my close uncle took his life.

878
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 2: Oh wow, what are you doing?

879
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 5: Your is a feel good story?

880
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 2: This is we probably should have picked another story. That

881
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 2: one's inappropriate. I can't say that she's talking about taking

882
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 2: a selfie before she does something with her boyfriend uncle's

883
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 2: gravestone selfie. It's all about death. Really want to fairly more.

884
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 2: But look at all these mates have been arrested. They're

885
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 2: lying on the ground in the states to jails and

886
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 2: guns to the head. So most of them are death relates.

887
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: Which is any other stories you want to be These

888
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 1: are just amazing and I want to thank Paul Merrill.

889
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: Now the name of the book is A thousand and

890
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: two Funniest Man Facts, But you know what, the way

891
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: that I look at it, so I reckon these are

892
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: just great little facts that you can use when there's

893
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: an awkward silence in a conversation, and that happens regularly.

894
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 5: You're right, So the convos started for blokes.

895
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 2: Well that's right, I.

896
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: Mean, but you know what, girls can use these as well, sir,

897
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: And I know Tom you used them to pick up girls.

898
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 2: You had these little facts over the years.

899
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 8: Anything any handy little medical facts or amazing things like

900
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 8: that very good.

901
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 2: Yours are weird though, you do with like traffic in

902
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 2: Hong Kong.

903
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, they took a little bit too long to explain why.

904
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 2: I see, I'll just go through a few now, Okay,

905
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 2: so I've just met the corridor. Hey, how's it going?

906
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 2: Really good? Yeah? Not bad? What have you been up to?

907
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 2: Not a lot? Mate?

908
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: Hey? Did you know that the first computer to beat

909
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 1: a grand master at chess now organizes reservations for United Airlines?

910
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 2: You're boring me? What are you talking about? That's not

911
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 2: a great start?

912
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 5: Good are you?

913
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,439
Speaker 2: You're not bad? He said?

914
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: Did you know that more Australian houses are burgled on

915
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 1: Easter Monday than any other public holiday?

916
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 5: That's pretty good?

917
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 12: Like?

918
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 5: Why are you rubbing me on Eastern Monday? I'm likely

919
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 5: to be at home.

920
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 2: Why are you yelling at her? Just excited about your fact? Tommy?

921
00:43:58,960 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 9: Hi?

922
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 8: Hey, fits, how you're going?

923
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 2: You know tom that the butticks are the hardest body

924
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 2: part to ten? I didn't know that, that is I

925
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 2: didn't know that is true.

926
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: Wondering why you're laying out on the balcony lately with

927
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: your butler's chaps on.

928
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 2: It's quite weird for me, thank you.

929
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: Sixty five percent of Pakistani soldiers have dandruff. Mercedes Beans

930
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: employees are full time sniper Sare he for the ce

931
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:39,240
Speaker 1: Mercedes Beans employ a full time sniper.

932
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 5: Out the front of a dealership, Well it must.

933
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 7: Be for.

934
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 2: Every dealership.

935
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 1: The man who popularized the high five only had four fingers.

936
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 4: That is that?

937
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 2: How's this one?

938
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: The man with the world's longest recorded beard tripped over

939
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: and died when fleeing a fire.

940
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 2: No way, now you've got me interested. Hey, great to

941
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 2: bump into your fits and thanks for the fun fact.

942
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 2: What about the guy I didn't know this one, but

943
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 2: the guy that invented pringles actually got buried in a

944
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 2: cylinder of pringles. They made a massive one and that

945
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 2: was his coffin.

946
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 5: What flavor doesn't matter?

947
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: It would be so women cause seventy two percent of

948
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: bathroom floods in Australia.

949
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 5: Right, sort of agree with that.

950
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 2: We're gonna say car accidents.

951
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: Guards at Parliament House in Canberra were banned from calling

952
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:37,439
Speaker 1: anyone mate.

953
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 2: So true, we could chat forever. This is just you're

954
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 2: not getting on so well.

955
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: Fascinating stuff, I mean it is. Then you could go

956
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: on to conversations. So if you're going, you know, like

957
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: the flood one, yeah you could go, oh yeah, go

958
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: my my missus has done it before.

959
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 5: The flooded, the bathroom flood broom.

960
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 2: Well she's left the bath on numerous times forgot about it.

961
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 2: So I see, out of those, what sort of chat

962
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 2: do you want to make? I mean, there's one of

963
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 2: the One of those stand out, like the high five.

964
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 5: Is the sun baking, because my dad at home will

965
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 5: some baking.

966
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 2: The will really he doesn't like. But he's not lying

967
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 2: down on his back.

968
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,479
Speaker 5: No, I think he lies on his front.

969
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 2: That's dangerous. So he's worked on trying to tann his bump.

970
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,240
Speaker 5: Yeah that's what I mean. So that fact probably resonates

971
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 5: with me.

972
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 2: That's a Scottish thing, isn't it.

973
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: He's not Scottish, but it might be coldgate and Spanish

974
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: means go hang yourself.

975
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 2: That's pretty fun. That's a fun Teah, great to chat.

976
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 2: Good to see him, mate.

977
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: You know what I've told you about this on my

978
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:48,919
Speaker 1: thyroid problems that I've so an over active thyroid, lost

979
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 1: a lot of why, lost all my strength.

980
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 2: I look gaunt.

981
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: That's what I hated when people coming up and going, mate,

982
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: you look sick. Well, I had anxiety. I was remember,

983
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: I was shaken. I couldn't sleep at night.

984
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 5: It was freaking me out, been telling you you looked sick.

985
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 2: I had mates I did that, Yeah, I was. I

986
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 2: was out of concern. I was like, are you okay

987
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 2: because you look deathly? Yeah? You remember three six at

988
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 2: a crack I said, you're just a skull with a

989
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 2: bit of skin wrapped around here.

990
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: But so you know what, it's actually gone the other way.

991
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: So for two years we've had to work out. We

992
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: tried to get rid of it, didn't work, so I've

993
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 1: had to have my thyroid killed off. Now it's gone

994
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: the other way. I've got an underactive thyroid.

995
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 2: So what that means to welcome to the fat class.

996
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 2: So this is a word of like, I've.

997
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: Put on nine kilos, I've nearly hit one hundred cages.

998
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 1: I've never done that in my life.

999
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 5: Set You look healthy, though.

1000
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 2: Mate, you do look healthy, and you can now use

1001
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 2: the hashtag fat and happy. But I would love to

1002
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,280
Speaker 2: hear from people.

1003
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen, have you had to completely change your

1004
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: wardrobe because you've dramatically lost weight or put on my I.

1005
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 2: Thought you just had your t shirts in the water.

1006
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't fit into it.

1007
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: Do you remember we went to j Baile about two

1008
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: three months ago to get a suit fitted. Yep, okay,

1009
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: And this was for the spring Carnival coming up because

1010
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: we going to the races. Oh no, they've returned the suit.

1011
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: I can't get into it.

1012
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 2: But this was made by a professional Japanese tailor, so

1013
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 2: the whole thing to the millimeter to fit your body perfectly.

1014
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 2: And the guy's are nine kg. Blowout.

1015
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: That's why it took so long to get it back,

1016
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,240
Speaker 1: because we had this Japanese tailor come over series apparently

1017
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: best in the world.

1018
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 5: And you've had a blowout.

1019
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 2: And I said to him, I like, because I'm a

1020
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 2: thin guy, I like it. You know I don't like it, Baggy.

1021
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't put it on around my head.

1022
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 2: Can you get your normal pants done up?

1023
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 12: Like?

1024
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: How much of the wardrobe is at well? I usually

1025
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: had to wear a belt. Now I feel like I

1026
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: have to spray paint some of my jeans.

1027
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 2: Are I never thought this moment would happen on the show.

1028
00:48:56,360 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 2: Would you like to borrow some of my clothes? Don't you?

1029
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 2: How am I get yourself into my pants.

1030
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: I want to hear from people who had to drastically change,

1031
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: had to change their wardrobe.

1032
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:13,479
Speaker 2: But now I nothing to say. Welcome to the fat club.

1033
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 2: It feels good, doesn't it? And I can now eat

1034
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 2: together more often. I can show you through some of

1035
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 2: the great dumpling bars in Chinatown.

1036
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 5: You had to take a selfie from the right.

1037
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 2: Angles, chins handles.

1038
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 1: I had an overactive thyroid, and being six foot six

1039
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: foot six, I was coming in weighing at about ninety

1040
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: kilos with my overactive thyroid. Now I've got an underactive thyroid.

1041
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: It's gone completely the other way. I'm nearly hit one

1042
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: hundred kges and I'm not feeding. Mate, that's only for

1043
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 1: one man.

1044
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 2: This cape over to you. Go out there and hand

1045
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 2: some doughnuts out.

1046
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 1: Who has given a girl from saning Susie? Have you

1047
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: got an underactive thyroid as well? How much weight have

1048
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: you put on hooter?

1049
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 7: Hi, guys, I've put on twenty five in two years.

1050
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 2: That would happened, man, Yeah?

1051
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 7: Yeah. Basically I started off with an underactive thyroids and

1052
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 7: then ten years I've always been around forty five kilos

1053
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 7: fifty kilos.

1054
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 2: At max that's time.

1055
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 7: And then just all of a sudden bang, I started

1056
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 7: to put on the way and I thought, okay, just

1057
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 7: a little bit, and then within two years I had

1058
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 7: gone up three.

1059
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 2: Sizes in clothes and you're feeling a right hood.

1060
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 7: Well, currently I've lost ten kilos. I've still got another

1061
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 7: ten to go. But it has been a bloody Rollercaver welcome.

1062
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 2: It's that thyroids suck me. I said, what do you

1063
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 2: call those things that you know you expand your pants

1064
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 2: with when you break it. Yeah, there's had like a

1065
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 2: little belt.

1066
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 8: That you can clip onto the maternity but yeah, you can.

1067
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 2: Add those to your pals. You can expand that. Get

1068
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,240
Speaker 2: one of those, holder, Paul and Maroba, what's your story?

1069
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 12: Poly Well, I lost fourteen kilos and went out and

1070
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 12: bought all new clothes, and then I found the fourteen

1071
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 12: kilos again and had to go out and buy new

1072
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 12: clothes again.

1073
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 2: It's expensive. What is it? Paul? You know the funny thing?

1074
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 2: I do that too, her. I'll put on the T

1075
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 2: shirt and I'll go it's a little bit tight, but

1076
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 2: I plan on losing weight by summer, so it should

1077
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 2: be fine. And then you don't lose the weight and

1078
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 2: you just look like a fatty old Christmas.

1079
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 5: Keep those clothes.

1080
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: Oh, it would have been funny though, because you would

1081
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 1: have when you lost the fourteen KOs, you probably would

1082
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,479
Speaker 1: have said to the missus, you know what, those old clothes, honey,

1083
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 1: get burn them.

1084
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 2: I never want to see them.

1085
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 12: Again, and then won't need those again, won't need them

1086
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 12: at all. Go get new ones.

1087
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Paul, you're gonna put on another fourteen by Christmas?

1088
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 2: Or what's the plan.

1089
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 12: I'm hoping not to. I've got I've got the underactive

1090
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 12: thyroid as well.

1091
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 2: So God, that's what I've gotten. I've never known man,

1092
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 2: and let me it's so funny