Speaker 1: We got get every day Adelaide.
Speaker 2: It's a huge, huge announcement yesterday at the Port Adelaide
Speaker 2: Football Club. There is a coaching succession plan officially in
Speaker 2: place and who better to talk about it? He joins
Speaker 2: us in the room the Port Adelaide chair.
Speaker 3: Please welcome the great David Kosh to the studio.
Speaker 2: Good writing with my cologne on? Yes on my face?
Speaker 2: Can you put your hand on your hard cotch? Because
Speaker 2: we had a conversation yesterday and it was revealed that
Speaker 2: perhaps when you were a younger gentleman and you're trying
Speaker 2: to really really impress when you're single, the claim would
Speaker 2: go on the face, maybe a couple of squirts on
Speaker 2: the crotch, just to make sure you're covering your bases.
Speaker 2: You're not in that category. You're not going to join us.
Speaker 4: On due violin working class Port Adelaide, young blokes. I
Speaker 4: never put it down there, but I must say, blokes
Speaker 4: in the gym after a our head drying than near
Speaker 4: the regions to get dry.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: That's that's well, that's that's weird town. Yeah, that is
Speaker 2: extremely weird. I don't know what's weird that itself or
Speaker 2: you watching it I don't.
Speaker 5: Change.
Speaker 2: Where is this happening? By the way, this is not
Speaker 2: happening to Port Adelaide.
Speaker 6: Change change, go to the young blugs are doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeh, that's weird mate. Obviously an historic day, yes, stay
Speaker 2: for Port Adelaide. It was such a big moment. I
Speaker 2: think it was something that was floated by the advertised
Speaker 2: about a week ago. It felt like it was the
Speaker 2: right time. It's a big, big move. How's it all unfolded?
Speaker 2: Twenty four hours later? How's it I settled? It's settled
Speaker 2: exactly as we thought it would.
Speaker 4: And over the last year eighteen months it would have
Speaker 4: heard Ken and I regularly. So Josh Carr has all
Speaker 4: the attributes to be a senior coach and we hope
Speaker 4: he becomes a senior coach of Port Adelaide. So we
Speaker 4: haven't steered away from it. We're a club that likes
Speaker 4: to promote within, develop within our chief executive, We developed
Speaker 4: within our head of high Performance, developed internally. We're the
Speaker 4: only AFL club that has a development coach specifically for
Speaker 4: coaches to develop all of our coaches and we know
Speaker 4: what we're getting at. The profile we wanted was a
Speaker 4: first time coach. We didn't want an experienced coach who'd
Speaker 4: been at another club. AFL history shows that young coaches
Speaker 4: coming in taking over get good success.
Speaker 2: Mitchell McCrae all of that.
Speaker 4: So we looked around and we know most of the
Speaker 4: assistant coaches and he had. We produced a number of them,
Speaker 4: and Josh's by far the best that we've say.
Speaker 3: No stranger to criticism Ken Hinckley unfairly a lot of
Speaker 3: the time, every single time things have gone pear shape,
Speaker 3: sat Ken all that sort of.
Speaker 4: But see, my job is to ignore that. My job
Speaker 4: is to understand there's a lot of emotion in this game.
Speaker 4: And after Brisbane you can boo and your sack and
Speaker 4: then the week week after, two weeks after flogged the
Speaker 4: Swans and end up second. Ken deserves an enormous amount
Speaker 4: of respect and he's been such a trooper for our
Speaker 4: club and has helped develop Josh along the way quite
Speaker 4: openly with the with the gays or the guys of
Speaker 4: him becoming a future senior coach. He's that sort of blike.
Speaker 3: I'm going to quite unashamedly wipe my hands at this
Speaker 3: next question, because is your mate Cane Corns you work
Speaker 3: with him at SCM for many, many years, so you
Speaker 3: can bring in this piece of from your friend Cane.
Speaker 2: Corn Well, of course I know you're a big fan
Speaker 2: of Channel seven years. See you might have watched this
Speaker 2: night last night.
Speaker 4: I like Kane a lot. In fact, doing Eddy his
Speaker 4: son's podcast, I saw that.
Speaker 5: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: I really my ready young bloke trying to give it
Speaker 4: a go on a podcast I've been on before, and
Speaker 4: he sort of bring a few days ago. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: thinking it could be an interesting day to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Did say this. I do like Caine a lot and
Speaker 2: or he's quite insightful.
Speaker 1: You might have to this.
Speaker 7: Josh Carr has been announced as Port Adelaide coach for
Speaker 7: season twenty twenty six. What are my thoughts? What my
Speaker 7: thoughts are? It automatically rules out put Adlaid for any
Speaker 7: shot of the premiership this year, clearly not changing coach
Speaker 7: before the start of the season if you think you're
Speaker 7: going to win the premiership, So don't even consider Port
Speaker 7: Adelaide fans that they are a chance this year.
Speaker 2: Question his thoughts on that? Put your shirt back on Cane.
Speaker 2: He's big, though, isn't he?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: I was not as big as Chad.
Speaker 6: That his older brother, and I think, you know, psychologically,
Speaker 6: there's a bit of damage that came in with this
Speaker 6: comparison with Chadspers, which he will never get to that.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you, I thought Caine new Port Adelaide
Speaker 4: better than that. The least amount of games that Ken
Speaker 4: has has won season is ten. The lowest we've ever
Speaker 4: been is ten.
Speaker 2: We ban the word rebuild.
Speaker 4: Rebuild is an excuse for failure. That's not changing. Our
Speaker 4: past mark has always been to make finals, to give
Speaker 4: ourselves the best shot for ultimate success, and that's not
Speaker 4: going to change either. And in a comment like that
Speaker 4: from Kin sort of shows that he doesn't really know us.
Speaker 4: It's not the Port Adelaide way to do that, it's
Speaker 4: not the Ken Hinckley way to do that. And remember
Speaker 4: Ken and Joshua working together in exactly the same way
Speaker 4: last year and we finished second in the home and
Speaker 4: away and made a preliminary. So Kin, have a good
Speaker 4: look at yourself and put your shirt on.
Speaker 2: Okay. So we've just got a text here from Eddie Corns.
Speaker 2: It says we still want for this podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, it is always entertaining and such a privilege
Speaker 3: and in order to have you in the studio.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having Please welcome Cane Corns to the studio.
Speaker 2: Now you bit of a mess this morning, it's all happening.
Speaker 2: What happened last night?
Speaker 1: Flat flat?
Speaker 2: Don't bring me into this.
Speaker 1: Where you jumped to my defense? Please? Am I mess
Speaker 1: this morning?
Speaker 2: Can confirm? Now you look lovely.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: That's because I didn't take off my makeup from last night.
Speaker 2: I didn't go straight through, so you actually the same
Speaker 2: makeup from last.
Speaker 3: Night's strategic because if you're going to get your makeup done,
Speaker 3: you may as well make it last two maybe three days?
Speaker 1: Am I right? Mollyeah? Thank you? So I will have
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: I did not have one drink last night, and I
Speaker 3: drove to the event, so shut the hell.
Speaker 2: Oh my very goodness, what event so much did you
Speaker 2: go to?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I only went because my husband was super keane, So
Speaker 3: the live golf welcoming.
Speaker 1: Party I was on last night.
Speaker 3: Guys like you could have come with you want if
Speaker 3: you wanted to ever leave the house.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't let me in with my socks and crocs.
Speaker 1: That's so tough.
Speaker 3: I did have a moment though, because they have like
Speaker 3: this big red carpet when you walk in, and so
Speaker 3: I saw to my left. You know how, on TikTok
Speaker 3: and on Instagram there's guys that do like all these
Speaker 3: really funny videos about footy or whatever. And I saw
Speaker 3: two of them and I was like, do you know
Speaker 3: what I'm gonna I like it when people say nice
Speaker 3: things to other people about their work. So when I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, I love you guys. You
Speaker 3: guys are so good and anyway, they're like, oh, thank
Speaker 3: you so much.
Speaker 1: That's really kind. And then my husband walks over and
Speaker 1: I was like, babe, babe, but this is chos chat.
Speaker 1: This is chos chat from.
Speaker 3: The internet, and he goes, Nope, it's Marmalade, but thank you. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I could say it's six o'clock.
Speaker 1: He was so pissed off.
Speaker 3: He was like so angry that I got the wrong
Speaker 3: sort of website.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, he's shitty.
Speaker 2: So it's the boys from Marmalade. Yeah, are you sure?
Speaker 2: Very late?
Speaker 3: One of them one of them was a bit like
Speaker 3: oh good, thanks, but the other one then turned around
Speaker 3: and said, is Hazy coming tonight?
Speaker 1: And I was like, he doesn't come out of the house.
Speaker 2: Very talented boys to the marm laid Boys, Checkers and Trey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: very very talented stuff, and I'm not sure they're no
Speaker 2: over listeners anymore. Thanks Joe's thanks for representing us out
Speaker 2: in bubblic.
Speaker 3: Well, he certainly didn't return the compliment and say I
Speaker 3: love your breakfast radio show.
Speaker 2: So whatever you love him to say, no worries, have
Speaker 2: a fantastic day, Beck Morse.
Speaker 1: The following segment.
Speaker 8: Content graphic language, and nothing you'll see is easily offended.
Speaker 1: Well, you're about to find out just how easily your father.
Speaker 2: He's on your money, Jody, and I say, I love
Speaker 2: this because do you know what, Jodes, I like seeing
Speaker 2: you be yourself.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: It's a chance for you to really shine and be
Speaker 2: yourself in this space.
Speaker 3: If there's some suggestion in that statement that you think
Speaker 3: that I'm.
Speaker 2: Dirty, a bit of a dirty bed, quite seriously, though,
Speaker 2: it is a chance for a dirty best Oh, captain
Speaker 2: dirty bird, Charles Rus just be a little bit wis
Speaker 2: scathed a bit blue before we straighten up after seven o'clock,
Speaker 2: I go on for your joes. What about this? A
Speaker 2: woman over in the UK, this story is resurfacing, has
Speaker 2: come up with a solution for when she's not in
Speaker 2: the mood for a bit of in between this sheet's
Speaker 2: action with her husband. Let me take you through this
Speaker 2: particular dynamic details. She's twenty three, friend, why are you
Speaker 2: writing it down? She's twenty three, he's twenty eighth. They
Speaker 2: have a mismatched sex drives. We'll give you the hot tip.
Speaker 2: She's twenty three and she can't match him, and it's
Speaker 2: not going to get better.
Speaker 3: No, all right, Oh you wait til the kids come
Speaker 3: into the picture. I hope you man, And then you're
Speaker 3: working full time, and then no one puts away the dishes,
Speaker 3: and then your husband's annoying.
Speaker 1: You will never have sex again.
Speaker 2: Kids can be described as sexual handbrakes. Yes, verty much.
Speaker 2: She has introduced a lookerlike sex dole into the relationship. Brilliant,
Speaker 2: well done. There you go, a look alike sex dole.
Speaker 2: So let's just say this girl is she's blonde with
Speaker 2: big boobs. So too does the sex dole. It is
Speaker 2: blonde and has big boobs. Right, there's a lot of
Speaker 2: questions come from this, is there? Can it be like
Speaker 2: a bit of a jealousy situation? Is it like a
Speaker 2: form of cheating? She doesn't care because old horny mcrabbit
Speaker 2: over there is just getting it on with the dole
Speaker 2: instead of her, and she doesn't want to touch him.
Speaker 2: So does everyone win? Are there losers?
Speaker 3: What happens if you walk in on your partner having
Speaker 3: relations with the sex doll?
Speaker 2: How very odd? Yes? Yeh, very good question.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, hang on, if you're me, you're
Speaker 1: not doing.
Speaker 2: It right, spot on, That's not what I do. And
Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, that's the point. So what about this?
Speaker 2: The dole costs about three thousand dollars And if you
Speaker 2: think that's not the kicker here, it is. So this
Speaker 2: particular couple have left their respective jobs now and now
Speaker 2: they make only fans with the doll. So not only
Speaker 2: was it a solution to his lahr levito, she's into
Speaker 2: it and now they are professional only fans.
Speaker 1: Is wow? That story of the toys students? Goodness?
Speaker 2: There's always the question will she be into it? Yes,
Speaker 2: she's into it now it's her career.
Speaker 3: Well, if Kara is listening this morning, she knows what
Speaker 3: she's getting you for your birthday.
Speaker 2: Have you spoken to Gara? Because I'm not a man
Speaker 2: who's good at reading things, but if I could tell
Speaker 2: you one thing she ain't going for.
Speaker 5: This coming up with name.
Speaker 2: You didn't say anything. Is she going to go for this?
Speaker 1: He's to say, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to divulge the private conversations that I
Speaker 3: have with your wife.
Speaker 1: Certainly not.
Speaker 2: Okay watch this space. Yes, I'm going to be a
Speaker 2: little bit surprised on Friday.
Speaker 5: I doubt it.
Speaker 8: It's just another event, making Adelaide the best city in the.
Speaker 4: World, golf's biggest sleep.
Speaker 8: Alex Gus has been swinging club since thirteen, going on
Speaker 8: to win three PGAs.
Speaker 9: Learning all the things that I learned out in this
Speaker 9: little backyard, trying to hear those on the PGA Tour,
Speaker 9: and still doing it the same way.
Speaker 10: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 8: It was also last year's individual Live Golf winner, taking
Speaker 8: home four million dollars to win.
Speaker 9: This event is really special and I can't say enough
Speaker 9: good things about the fans and the golf course and
Speaker 9: the whole experience.
Speaker 8: Please welcome golf superstar in our city's biggest fan, Brendan Steel.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Brendan.
Speaker 10: Hi, how are you going.
Speaker 1: We're so good? How are you going?
Speaker 3: Welcome to Australia, Welcome to Live Golf. It's golf, but louder.
Speaker 10: I'm doing great. I love being here. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: You should love this place because we love you, and
Speaker 2: you love the course and you love everything about it
Speaker 2: because you won it last year. What was that like?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's been very good to me, you know. It
Speaker 10: was just it was such a fun week. I had
Speaker 10: so much support from the fans out here. It was
Speaker 10: really unlike anything that I've ever seen before, and it
Speaker 10: was really special to be and then obviously good enough
Speaker 10: to just pull off victory at the end. So anytime
Speaker 10: you do that, it's really special.
Speaker 3: You want four million dollars this year, I want to
Speaker 3: know do you blow that all at once or do
Speaker 3: you whack it in the bank account and save it
Speaker 3: for a rainy day.
Speaker 10: I try to save it as much as I can,
Speaker 10: and I kind of leave it up to my wife
Speaker 10: to blow as much as she wants to.
Speaker 3: Well, So you have something in common with our hazy
Speaker 3: here because his wife controls his finances as well, and
Speaker 3: he gets an allowance in every way.
Speaker 1: Is that how it works in the steelhousehold as well?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I just listened to whatever my wife says.
Speaker 2: I've got a feeling, Brendan that your allowance is a
Speaker 2: bit better than mine. I'm just going to be where
Speaker 2: don't live golf. This thing's crazy. Could you imagine when
Speaker 2: you jumped over that it would get received by this
Speaker 2: and it would create such a different atmosphere and a
Speaker 2: different style that so many people would embrace.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean obviously this is what we hoped for
Speaker 10: and it kind of makes sense in Australia right because
Speaker 10: I just love your sport here and to have the team,
Speaker 10: to have a ripper team and then have all the
Speaker 10: Australian stars, it's just massive. So the support that we
Speaker 10: get from the fans is really unrivaled across the world
Speaker 10: and makes it for our marquee event and we're just
Speaker 10: so excited for the week to be back here.
Speaker 3: A lot of people bring out their families. Brendan and
Speaker 3: I know you've got a daughter. We were going to
Speaker 3: offer her free tickets to the Big Wedgie If water Park,
Speaker 3: but you haven't brought her out. How did that go down?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, she's in school unfortunately, but we'll definitely take you
Speaker 10: up on that. At some point I would love to
Speaker 10: get her back here and she'll be upset that she
Speaker 10: doesn't get to go to the wall park for sure.
Speaker 10: That's one of our favorite things to do.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, mate, that's slug and the International Golf
Speaker 2: was I come for live golf, they stayed for the
Speaker 2: big widges. People always said that he also behind the scenes.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about you as an actor? What's you
Speaker 2: made your acting debut in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised you didn't see that. One episode
Speaker 10: of Bone they had an episode that was about a
Speaker 10: miniature golf murder and the writer of the episode wanted
Speaker 10: to make it show how serious this miniature golf event
Speaker 10: was by having pros show up and sign up for
Speaker 10: the miniature golf tournament.
Speaker 1: We've got pot put here as well.
Speaker 3: Brendan, I want to ask you about the watering hole,
Speaker 3: and obviously you want to live golf. We had an
Speaker 3: epic hole in one. It was absolutely people went absolutely
Speaker 3: coco bananas. When you line up for your shot on
Speaker 3: that whole, I think it's the seventh Is it playing
Speaker 3: on your mind or is it just like any other hole?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean making a hole in one there would
Speaker 10: be absolutely ridiculous. But just trying to hit a good
Speaker 10: shot there is tough. You know, it's loud. You want
Speaker 10: to hit a good shot, you got the adrenaline going
Speaker 10: so and you really want to show the fans a
Speaker 10: good shot. You don't want to be hitting a bad
Speaker 10: shot and having them to be disappointed with your boody
Speaker 10: or anything like that. So you've got a little extra
Speaker 10: pressure there for sure. But anytime you can hit a
Speaker 10: good one there, it's very rewarding point.
Speaker 2: Not speaking of Holland once, which I'd imagine he is
Speaker 2: one of the best feelings you get in sport, we
Speaker 2: were on saying what it was just a few months off,
Speaker 2: you want to leave golf last year? Did you hit
Speaker 2: an albatros st?
Speaker 10: I did, Yeah, the first one in live history at
Speaker 10: Greenbrier last year.
Speaker 2: What's that lock?
Speaker 10: It was pretty great. I mean it was two hundred
Speaker 10: and eighty seven yards and obviously not expecting to make
Speaker 10: it from there, but hit a really good shot and
Speaker 10: then it landed and went kind of right in and
Speaker 10: the fans went absolutely crazy. So I knew by the
Speaker 10: reaction of the crowd that it had gone in. But
Speaker 10: pretty ridiculous shot, Brandon.
Speaker 3: There are people listening in that don't know golf that
Speaker 3: are thinking you hit a shot, and he actually physically
Speaker 3: hit an albatross that was flying across the cour.
Speaker 1: Brendon, thank you so much for joining us this morning.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate it.
Speaker 3: I want to ask this question Sunday night, Fisher, the
Speaker 3: tournament's over, who in your team is most likely to
Speaker 3: cut sick on Sunday night?
Speaker 10: Definitely Andy Ogletree. He's the young back of our team
Speaker 10: and he will definitely be there having a good time.
Speaker 2: Beautiful. All right, we'll write that name down and we'll
Speaker 2: keep an eye on him seeing exactly what he gets
Speaker 2: up to. Mate, thank you so much for your time.
Speaker 2: Enjoy Adelaide and hopefully you can go back to back.
Speaker 10: Yes, thank you guys so much, appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Good Live golf this Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Grange Golf Club.
Speaker 2: Tickets still available for the weekend at livegolf dot com. Yes,
Speaker 2: Battle of the Bank is a chance for you to
Speaker 2: choose music with a bit of a twist this time around.
Speaker 2: So what we do is we go to a specific
Speaker 2: years a year generator and then we've got six songs
Speaker 2: to choose from blindly.
Speaker 3: Yes, So it's almost like the voice where we have
Speaker 3: to hit our button and turn our chair when we
Speaker 3: hear a song that we that picks our interest.
Speaker 2: I'll be Delta Gudroom. You can be gacebast in this space.
Speaker 1: Okay, Delta very good, got a few dance moves.
Speaker 5: This very good?
Speaker 2: All right, So producer Flak is ready to go hit
Speaker 2: this little button for us. Flag what we got here?
Speaker 5: We got.
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: I think I was pregnant or mind you, I was
Speaker 3: pregnant for the better part of a decade.
Speaker 2: That's true. That's true. Who knows good be pregnant? Now
Speaker 2: you don't.
Speaker 1: Definitely not pregnant?
Speaker 2: Can I just say? Everyone knows the year where they
Speaker 2: were in their absolute best nick of their life?
Speaker 1: Oh, is in physic physically?
Speaker 2: I think everyone knows strongest I'd like to look at
Speaker 2: physically in the weights room. For me, it was twenty ten. Wow,
Speaker 2: I have never been better nick than I was in
Speaker 2: twenty ten. I was at my absolute prom.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'll be the judge of that.
Speaker 2: Do you have any photos possibly?
Speaker 1: What what you want to see?
Speaker 2: Photos of him with those.
Speaker 1: Shirt on and if he's going to talk the talk,
Speaker 1: it needs to walk the walk.
Speaker 2: Do I have some photos?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: My gosh, Yes, you're very confident about twenty ten. You've
Speaker 2: been the best Nick good. It's been downhill from there though.
Speaker 3: That's a problem, like what was the best year of
Speaker 3: your life in terms of being a good Nick?
Speaker 2: It's probably going to be twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Okay, three years, I'm.
Speaker 2: Pretty lazy, twenty nine.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Here we go?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: So should we get stuck in this first song?
Speaker 11: Remember you have to choose one, and if you get
Speaker 11: to the end and you haven't chosen one, you just
Speaker 11: get the last song.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, Here we.
Speaker 5: Go, no.
Speaker 1: Less us. I lost with six, so I god, I
Speaker 1: was gonna win it.
Speaker 2: So no, okay, jes six interesting g six gets past? Alright,
Speaker 2: should we go again? I'm out?
Speaker 5: I'm out? No, No, okay?
Speaker 3: Hey wow, I feel like this water comes to down
Speaker 3: in the cannabis.
Speaker 5: That's a good song, anyone know? Alright?
Speaker 2: That is song three? Wrote the song four. I prostra san.
Speaker 5: You shue.
Speaker 2: He's wely got two songs after this? Alright, Joe, he
Speaker 2: goes well done.
Speaker 11: Jody chooses Duck Sauce Barbara streisand as her Battle of
Speaker 11: the Banging for this week.
Speaker 2: Can I just ask you as well your top five
Speaker 2: Duck Sawce songs? All right? So, I got two songs left.
Speaker 2: Now the press is on. Now I know I should
Speaker 2: have gone duck sauce, All right, next song and turn
Speaker 2: me on. No, So this song six, so I have
Speaker 2: to go with this. So that is the rules.
Speaker 11: Jody has her song. Whatever this next song is, is
Speaker 11: your song.
Speaker 2: The temper Trap? And oh my gosh, all right, well
Speaker 2: I don't have a choice anyway, so I was always
Speaker 2: going to celebrate, right, I'm happy with that though, the
Speaker 2: tempera trap.
Speaker 11: Vote now on the Jody and Hazy Instagram Battle of
Speaker 11: the Bang, is Jody your.
Speaker 3: Song farbrostreisant by peaking Duck.
Speaker 2: At least time an excuse not to know the music?
Speaker 2: And Hazy your song Sweet Disposition the temper Trap?
Speaker 3: What do you want from me? Is a good song?
Speaker 2: You missed it too late?
Speaker 1: I mean this.
Speaker 3: Do you know what this competition feels like? When you
Speaker 3: have an argument with someone and then you walk away
Speaker 3: and then two hours later you go, I shut it, wake.
Speaker 2: Up in the middle of the night at Jody and
Speaker 2: Hazy get voting.
Speaker 3: I humiliated myself at the Chemist.
Speaker 1: There you go there, I said it.
Speaker 2: Well, good on you for putting on the chemists. It
Speaker 2: was just a general statement.
Speaker 3: I went into Priceline the other day Avenues, as I
Speaker 3: always do, to get whatever essential needs I might require
Speaker 3: at the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think this is a folk No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Went into the Chemist and I collected some shingles cream
Speaker 3: because I'm still watching.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, remember.
Speaker 1: When you singles? Remember?
Speaker 3: Do I remember? It was nearly the first fatal case
Speaker 3: of shingles of all time, and I've still got it.
Speaker 3: So I still have to get this cream because it
Speaker 3: still hurts.
Speaker 2: It's hard to notice it now. You got to look
Speaker 2: for it because.
Speaker 3: The cream is working. I'm sure you've been in this
Speaker 3: predicament before, Andrew Hayes. Anyway, So I was in the
Speaker 3: Chemist and I went to the counter and I paid
Speaker 3: for my goods, handed over my heart earned from a
Speaker 3: shingles cream. They put it in a packet and that
Speaker 3: was that. And then I was about to exit the chemist.
Speaker 3: I walk off and they go joney, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: what have I done?
Speaker 1: So I come back.
Speaker 3: She goes, oh, card declined, because you know, when you
Speaker 3: can't afford to pay for shingles cream, it's a cost
Speaker 3: a living crisis, right anyway, So redid that and in
Speaker 3: the meantime, another woman came up to the counter and
Speaker 3: she goes, oh, I know that face.
Speaker 1: She goes hello, and I said hello, how are you?
Speaker 3: She goes, oh, I listen to you guys every single morning.
Speaker 1: I play Birthday Payday. So we're having a nice.
Speaker 3: Old chat and was really lovely anyway, So the conversation wound.
Speaker 1: Up and I walked away, picked up my bag and
Speaker 1: out I went from the chemist and.
Speaker 3: Then I hear it again, Jody, Now, what what have
Speaker 3: I done now? And so I walked back in and
Speaker 3: the price line lady very politely goes, did you just
Speaker 3: take that lady's medications? I picked up her bag as
Speaker 3: we were chatting, and then I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I'll give it back, but hang on a minute. Maybe
Speaker 3: we can do a medication swap. What's in yours? And
Speaker 3: she goes, oh, it's just migrain, like like migrain tablets
Speaker 3: for that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I've got shingles cream. And she's like,
Speaker 1: now let's just keep our.
Speaker 2: Owes important mess that as well.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: Kids aspire to be a radio star, you'll end up
Speaker 2: with shingles and you'll have absolutely no money and you'll
Speaker 2: start stealing from chemistry, Joe, do you want to talk
Speaker 2: about Drew Barrymore?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, please? What about this?
Speaker 3: So she says she can't control how closely she sits
Speaker 3: beside her talk show guests.
Speaker 2: She wants to. I think it was up to Drew,
Speaker 2: she would climb up all inside them, just hang out
Speaker 2: inside their mouth.
Speaker 3: So she's known for leaning in as close as possible
Speaker 3: while in a conversation, and she's admitted she's tried to
Speaker 3: stop after getting some really truly awful feedback. So they
Speaker 3: do what they call in the industry perceptuals, like what
Speaker 3: do you think of Drew?
Speaker 1: What do you think of her show? And she said
Speaker 1: it was horrendous.
Speaker 3: But she said she's been practicing and she's pledged to
Speaker 3: physical distance herself with her guests in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 3: but she said it's not going well.
Speaker 2: Good stuff to her. We got much closer than that
Speaker 2: at certain points too, Bit you.
Speaker 3: Did, Yeah, But she's saying she worries about her breathing
Speaker 3: fresh when she gets so close to her guests as well.
Speaker 1: It's a common worry for everyone.
Speaker 2: I think that's a big thing. I'm just I'm quite
Speaker 2: fascinated in this space that it just feels like we
Speaker 2: completely forgot about COVID, didn't we. Yeah, you weren't allowed
Speaker 2: to be in the same state as another person exactly.
Speaker 2: And now Drew is all up in your face, all
Speaker 2: up in your business, hanging out inside your nostrils, like,
Speaker 2: get out of that drug?
Speaker 3: Do you worry about your breath? When I was at
Speaker 3: a function last night and I was like, ah, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, because it's really loud in there.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? But it's my biggest fear, is
Speaker 2: it all? I think about a lot of my thoughts
Speaker 2: during the day. Do I have good breath or not?
Speaker 2: Because I brush my tongue aggressively each and every day.
Speaker 2: My wife's like, no, no, I think you're doing damage. Oh,
Speaker 2: but my big fear is because when I smell bad
Speaker 2: breath on someone, it staves with me forever, even if
Speaker 2: I've known them forever or it's just a chance meeting.
Speaker 2: If they've got bad breath, that locks into my brain. Oh,
Speaker 2: by the way, that person has bad breath, and I
Speaker 2: don't forget it.
Speaker 1: You look at me really intently, and now I'm worried.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you cover your mouth? Kidding. Do you know what. No,
Speaker 2: I'll say this. I'll say this. Joke's and this is
Speaker 2: a danger as well, because we see each other at
Speaker 2: like five o'clock in the morning. I've never smelt bad breath. Well,
Speaker 2: that's good, because that's a nice thing.
Speaker 3: I'm as paranoid as you are, right, but I can
Speaker 3: say to you you've never had bad breath.
Speaker 2: No, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your pits, however, oh.
Speaker 2: My very goodness, that's fine. I'm comfortable with that, just
Speaker 2: as long as my breath is nice and fresh.