WEBVTT - Hayesy's Spooky Birthday 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:01.440 Get a podcasts. 0:00:01.800 --> 0:00:03.880 I would like for you to all join me in 0:00:03.960 --> 0:00:06.039 wishing Andrew Hayes a very happy birthday. 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:08.080 Ah, thank you everybody. 0:00:08.080 --> 0:00:12.319 I appreach Okay, okay, I'm not that old. 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:13.760 Thank you appreciating that no. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:14.400 One said you're old. 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:15.400 Stop being so defensive. 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:17.520 I'm hearing voices someone saying, what is he forty five? 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:21.040 You've had the spooky's birthday ever, though, because Abbey in 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:25.400 the newsroom is adamant that her parents' house is haunted. Wow, 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.760 She's been having some late night encounters and to be 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:30.080 quite frank, that made her a little bit grumpy. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:30.760 With talking ghost stories. 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:39.919 Right, Yes, I just bush the right, but enjoy the podcast. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:42.680 Jode's news reader Abby is in the studio. 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:46.440 Good morning, Abs, good morning, with all due respect. We 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:48.680 since that you're a little bit flat yesterday, and we 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.000 since discovered why you're not getting any sleep. 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:53.720 Yeah, I didn't have any sleep on Sunday. I usually 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:55.880 struggle a little bit because you've had two days. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:56.520 Of no alarms. 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.360 But I'm in the house on my own because my 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:02.000 parents have gone away for nine weeks. So I've got 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:04.000 two sausage dogs, which, let's be honest, they're going to 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:07.040 do nothing. But yeah, I'm in the house on my own, 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.240 and I'm a little bit spooted because I think that 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:16.080 there's maybe someone in there with me. No, I haven't 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:18.680 found the love of my life. I think it's somebody 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:20.200 who shouldn't be Keep working. 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:26.399 Through that list of your eventually done. Yeah, so you're 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:27.279 wanted house. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:29.720 Yeah, and we've got a bit of a history with 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:32.480 our house, to be completely honest. So anyway, I was 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:35.240 laying in bed and I have had twice now since 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:38.399 I've been home. It feels like water washing over my 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:41.040 feet and then this feeling of like, oh my god, 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:44.480 don't look, someone's there. And it sounds ridiculous, but I 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:47.039 think there's something like I after the first time I 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.680 saged the house and they went, but I think they've 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:50.800 come back because I'm. 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:56.480 On my own. Sorry that was bathroom, but. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:58.840 Yeah, it's this weird like water. Of course, it's almost like. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.280 You're standing on the beach and the water comes up 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:03.120 and rushes over your feet. So I get that, and 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:04.840 then all of a sudden it's like, oh my god, 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:06.680 if I opened my eyes, someone's going to be standing there, 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:07.559 and it's someone bad. 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:09.400 What about Abby? She's like I'm not sure if my 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:10.200 place is wanted. 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:12.440 But the other day I went into the spare room 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:15.000 and the room was completely full of blood. 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.359 I opened the door and it came rushing out. 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:19.400 Well, see the problem is, I said to myself that 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:21.640 I was banning myself from listening to anything true crime. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.360 And I've been smashing case File over the last few days, 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:25.880 so this is probably also an issue. 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:27.680 Do you ever get the sense that sometimes you're your 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:31.119 own worst enemy? I definitely have. I love to self sabotage, 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:31.760 That's what I do. 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:34.720 Yeah, yeah, there's but yeah, we have a little bit 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:36.480 of a history with that at our house. So back 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:38.960 when we were little, used to say that we used 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.160 to make our beds in the mornings and then she'd 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:42.600 walk down and they're all messy. 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:42.919 Again. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.919 Turns out that there were three kids and this old 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:48.120 guy in our house and they were playing on our beds. 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:50.359 So one day she walks down, she says, right, that's it, you. 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:52.919 Need to go outside. I'm sick of this ghost yep, 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:53.760 so sort goes. 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:56.920 She pushes them outside and then so then there's the 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:59.000 best part. It's a forty degree day one day, so 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:00.920 she walks outside and she goes, Oh. 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.320 I feel really bad. It's forty degrees. Guys, you can 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:03.960 come back. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:08.880 Here into the house, missus Smithy. 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:12.040 Yeah, shout out to Cheryl Smith. He's going to kill 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:12.440 me for this. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:16.120 But yeah, anyway, so I think that someone might be there. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.560 When we started that story then, and you know, like 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.360 we made our beds and then they'd be messed up again. 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:24.440 I thought you were just bullshis. 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:27.440 About making you wad you didn't you never Bush Smith? 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:33.960 Oh man, I love this thirteen fourteen. Sorry. So there's 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:35.400 so many good ones out there. 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:38.200 So we haven't had anyones directly, but not a lot 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:41.560 of people, particularly when we were living towards the Brompton area. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.600 There are so many people who apparently because I think 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:47.000 it's through the jails or to things back in the day, 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:49.560 apparently there's ghosts everywhere in all the sorts of houses there. 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:54.480 Yeah right, yeah, anyway. 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:57.000 I'm going home to stage the house again tonight because 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.640 I can't go through this no sleep thing for nine weeks. 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:02.400 Yeah. Yeah, are you just going to save yourself so much? 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:09.560 We're going to think, and she's a hippie. 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:09.920 Say, I'll sage the house and it'll throw me outside 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:12.440 because I'm the Why don't you tie. 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:15.400 A little bit of sage to tanks collar so Tank 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.640 can just trot around the house like cleansing it. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:21.080 Actually, both of them can have that because Tory was 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:23.280 doing laps last night. Let them sleep inside, and she's 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:24.560 bloody doing laps at one thirty. 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:24.960 Yeah. 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.640 I love as well that the ghosts have a big meeting, like, hey, 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:30.040 Sage or you want Abby, We've had a meeting. 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:36.880 And you're the issue. You've got to go producers. Are 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:40.279 we good morning? Oh you've been touched by a ghost? 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:40.599 I have. 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:42.919 I really don't believe in this stuff, but I have 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:44.560 had an experience that's pretty underniable. 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:46.560 A few years ago, I was still living with. 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:47.960 My mom and we had a dog, a big old 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:51.360 English sheep dog, Jemima, and she could not handle storms 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:51.760 or the weather. 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:55.320 She'd freak out in the night. Sorry, just Jemima the dog. 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.919 Just be rude tomorrow. 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:02.839 It's such a beautiful formal name for dog. 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:07.080 Sorry, sorry, sorry anyway, okay, wait, Jamima was sleeping on 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:08.560 the end of my bed and it was a huge storm, 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:10.400 big enough that it woke me up, and I went, oh, 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:11.160 she's not freaking out. 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:11.560 That's good. 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:12.960 And I looked down and it was because Bindy, my 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:14.480 mum was at the end of the bed patting her, 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:17.320 so she must have heard her and come in. I went, oh, hi, Bin, 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:19.560 and she didn't say anything. I was lying there watching 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.280 her paddr. I was like, Bindy, Bin, and then this 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:25.080 thing just looked at me and disappeared. And it wasn't Mum, 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:25.640 It wasn't. 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:27.440 That's epic. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:31.400 Yeah, it was freaky as but Jemima was dead calm, 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:33.599 and she's never calm in a storm. 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:37.599 So yeah, I'm not sleeping. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.159 Okay, you need to take your headphones off and not 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:45.240 listen to the next callers either, otherwise you'll never sleep again. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:48.200 We are taking your call. Sent in twenty fourteen. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.919 Jake, good there you're going good, thanks mate, take us 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:52.679 through you go story. 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:53.120 What do you got? 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:59.240 When we were living Manapara were well, my partner used 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:01.000 to keep staying that was like something in the house. 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:04.839 Then our son come into the picture, and for months 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:06.480 or a couple of years here we kept saying over 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.360 lady in in his room, police always wake up crying, 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:11.560 wouldn't go down the hallway if you was in the 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:16.480 living room, And then we recently found out that there 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.240 was actually a murder in the house before we knew. 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:20.480 That's the kicker, isn't it. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:24.480 Yes, And the real estate agent didn't think to mention it. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:28.719 No, they said they didn't have to tell us anything 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:30.680 about it because we're not the actual buyers. 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:35.679 WHOA, Okay, yeah, that's unbelievable. Thanks, thanks Jake, Angela. Who's 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:36.080 the ghost? 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:38.040 So it was my grandma. 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.480 So I lived in Adelaide now and she lives out 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:44.560 in the count lived out in the country, and one 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:47.919 day a big brain that I had made for me 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.839 by a friend in the country fell off my wall 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.080 in my bedroom and there was no doors open, the 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:56.200 air conditioner on, and it just fell off my walls 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:57.920 and broke everywhere. 0:06:58.400 --> 0:06:58.880 And then we. 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:02.000 Found made that night that my grandma had passed away that. 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:06.400 Afternoons her way of saying goodbye, and was just making 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:11.520 a statement. Okay, thanks Angela. It's the kind of chantel 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.440 Pleo's the ghost freezing? Okay. 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:18.200 So I grew up at West Beach and we lived 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.560 in this house and there were stories that it used 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.960 to be like a party house and things like that. 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:27.960 But growing up as a kid, I always experienced this 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:31.000 little girl and she would move my dolls around when 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:35.440 I was asleep. Then, when we were starting to sell 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:38.960 their house and my parents painted the walls in the hallways, 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.520 lots of little kids handprints were all over the walls. 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:46.440 And then one night I got called back from my parents, going, oh, 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.360 you need to come back. One of their mates had 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:53.920 explained the little girl to them and kind of confirmed 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:57.280 to them that they had saw as well. And so 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:59.160 I went back and we kind of had a little 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:01.240 bit of a fight because I'm like, no, You're explain 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:04.440 to me what she looked like. So I wasn't giving 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:07.800 away what she looked like and everything like that. And 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:10.920 he explained her to the tea and her name's Anna 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:14.760 and she used to wear a school uniform, a short 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:18.320 hair and everything like that. So yeah, she always used 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.800 to play around with my dogs and everything like that. 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:23.160 But for someone to confirm it as well and has 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:26.680 seen it, it was kind of even more freaky. 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:29.120 Was that sort of validation and vindication for you? 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:29.520 Chantell? 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:32.960 Like I wasn't imagining this my whole childhood. 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.280 Yeah, because I always thought I was a little bit like, 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:38.959 why am I seeing these things? Etc? But no, he's 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:42.280 confirmed it. But I still feel like there's not a 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:46.120 clothing story to her. I feel like she might be 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:47.360 one of the Bouimonk kids. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:52.960 Oh my god, that would be a solid storyline with this. 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:57.719 Oh my gosh, it's met ordinary. Thank you, Chantell, thank 0:08:57.760 --> 0:08:58.600 you so much. 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:01.320 One more. Let's wrap it up. Let's go to Alex. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:03.480 What have you got, Let's wrap this up. Well. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:06.199 I lived in a flat just for a short term, 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:10.040 six months or so, with my sister, and she woke 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:12.960 up one night because she heard voices in her room 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:17.360 and she hadn't opened her eyes when she actually did eventually, 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.880 there was two or three or four people standing in 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:22.720 the corner of the room and they were all hunched 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:25.920 together with their heads down, sort of talking quietly, and 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:27.960 she said a couple of them looked like they were 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:33.600 really really old time monks and some other oldie worldy 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:38.200 person And when she sort of sat up in bed, 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:43.040 they turned around and looked at her as they say, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, and. 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:46.439 We're really to wake Yeah, it didn't mean to wake here. 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:49.960 Oh we're really sorry, And then they disappeared. And a 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:52.400 couple of weeks later, some friends of mine came to visit, 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:54.720 and one of the friends is a psychic, and my 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:58.240 sister told him the story and he said, well, yeah, 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:02.280 of course, because apparently flat was a portal to other 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:06.600 world and so it would readily let people in and out. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.240 And he said to the lady who used to live 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:13.160 in the flat was also back there, and she was 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:15.760 really really pleased because my sister and I were living 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.920 there and we were really happy. And apparently she loved 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:20.960 it because there was always laughter and fun in the 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.840 flat and it was one of the best times for 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.880 a short term rental, one of the best times in 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:28.800 my last that I've ever had, So I had to 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:29.840 be really happy. 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:34.360 Alex, that is that smacks of Outlander? If anyone the 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.360 Outlander house, this is strangers, there is five. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:39.200 This is a happy, good ghost story. 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:40.520 It wasn't a scary one. 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:41.440 Thank you, Alex. 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:43.680 Have you checked out what if? Dot COM's a top 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:45.280 ten winter weekend is yet? 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:46.880 How good is it? What tip? 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:48.000 Lon Sessen's in there? 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.280 Canberra Ken's tweetheads a book? 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:51.720 You went to get away on the water fat? 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:54.040 What is this? Ozzie to travel Now? It is your 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:57.440 Birthday's celebrating your thirty eighth birthday today. You are a 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:00.400 much loved and valued member of this team know that 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.560 you don't like the attention. We know that you'd let 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:04.120 it go through to the keeper if you could, but 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:07.600 that's not in our nature. So we've compiled I want 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:11.880 to say a little best of your work. It's a 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:12.640 real mixed bag. 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:15.520 This is nice because I'm still waiting for the stripper 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:16.040 to come through this. 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:22.280 That's the difference. I just would not do that to you. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:26.280 I've compiled something, not just I. This whole team has 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.480 put something really nice together for you. Do want to 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:33.040 have a listen? Push that button there please? Well, well, well, 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:34.960 it's a special day. Indeed. 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:46.480 Yes it's Friday. Let's go. It's Friday. Yeah, yeah, what's up? Yes? 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.920 Friday? 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:49.040 Yeah? 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:49.920 Yeah, what's up? 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:52.480 Is it's Friday? 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:55.199 No, it is Friday, but it is our good friend 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:58.840 Andrew Hayes's birthday, and to celebrate, we thought it's only 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.440 right to relive some of your best all worst moments 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.840 on the show so far, Starting with New Year's Eve 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:05.720 and a Walras, the town. 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:07.760 Was forced to cancels New his E fireworks after a 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:09.960 giant Warrius logged into its harbor and put on a 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:11.680 show of its own on itself. 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:14.839 Are you picking up what I'm putting out there. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:19.000 Sure the waris put on an X rayed show taking 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:21.719 himself to Pleasure Town, which marked an end to a 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:26.199 town's New Year's Eve fireworks display. Richard Coulson, who's fifty one, 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:28.400 said it's amazing how much attention it's brought. It's the 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.560 first time I've ever seen one. It's huge. You respect 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:33.280 nature when you see something of that size. The rest 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:37.800 of the Wars is pretty big too. I can't direct 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:38.440 quote Richard. 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:40.600 I might have made up that last week. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:43.360 Stuart Ford, who runs the Sea Life Safari both to age. 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:44.920 He said, I was going down to my boat and 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.480 there it was on the slipway. Magnificent. I think it's 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.679 a once in a lifetime in Scarborough to see. Now 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:51.360 can one day tell my kids I saw a Wars 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:53.240 going hammer and tom on itself. How lucky am I? 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:55.800 And one thing we do love about Hazy is his 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:59.360 quick wit. He has some cracking one liners sometimes unless 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:01.280 they pick up line You're up, what. 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:05.080 About this one? Are you a parking ticket? Because you've 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:06.360 got fine written. 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:11.160 If you're a transformer, you'd be optimus fine. 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:15.120 And he made you sound and that was the difference. 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:15.880 It was on. 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:20.679 Although they might help explain speculation about his bedroom performance. 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:23.200 I don't know why I'm going to say this, but 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:25.280 I just really think that you wouldn't know what you 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:25.680 were doing. 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:26.320 What are you wrong? 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:30.400 Because in all other aspects of your life you pretty clueless. 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:32.199 So I can't imagine it's not. 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:34.640 That great at pushing buttons on either. 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:39.920 If you can't even push the right buttons on a 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:41.720 desk it's a radio station. 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:46.240 Did you possibly please a woman? Anyway? 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.079 I didn't mean this to turn into a pick on 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:49.840 hazy session, but it kind of hasn't. 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:50.200 I like it. 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:52.600 Times said, what are you doing? What are you pleasing 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:55.080 that for it? That's not working? I'm not a panel. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.240 Anyways. Andrew would say, moving. 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:02.360 Swiftly on, Move on swiftly, punchy, punchy, punchy, let's go. 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:03.640 Credit where it's too. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.760 Hazy is an incredibly smart man, particularly when it comes 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:09.760 to the topic of women doing housework. You know, he's 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:11.719 really quiet on this one, Andrew. We haven't heard much 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:12.280 from you, mate. 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:16.040 I am not an intelligent man that I know when 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:16.640 to keep. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:19.440 My mouth shut, and she can count on him for 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:21.800 being honest and direct, like the time he left produces 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.040 always some feedback about her lack. 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:27.840 Of voicemail, because I don't have a voicemail, right, Hazy 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:28.800 had a lot to say about. 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:38.080 That, Grant I don't remember telling you I don't feel 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:38.800 great about. 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.680 That, or when he had some choice words for a 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.680 trade who cut him off in the traffic. 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:46.320 My brain flyback saying, oh, thanks for that, Justin Bieber's uncle. 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:49.800 But what we do know is he does have a 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:52.480 softer side, which we've all loved watching come to light 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:53.000 this year. 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.000 Our kids are little legends. 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:58.360 Henry is already a loving, caring, protective big brother to 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.840 our little body, and so cause of how he's been 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:04.560 raised by his mom, he's already got beautiful little morals 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:06.480 and it's been easy for him to pick that up 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:11.000 because he just watches his mom. Our daughter, Lottie is 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:15.400 batshit crazy. She might have elements of her mum. She 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:18.440 already has a big, beautiful personality like mum, and she's 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:21.280 in great hands with her big bro. She would say 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.760 more instead of waiting for a designated day. But I'm 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.200 very lucky to have a mom like I have, and 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:28.880 to have my wife car as the mother of our children, 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:33.080 and boy, I'd be lost without it so to. 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.880 Our funny, quick witted, fiery and forgetful friend. Happy birthday, 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:44.160 Andrew Hayes. Here's to you great many, thank you, thank. 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:45.880 You. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:48.040 And I have to say we had to put something 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.320 like that together because you're the hardest man on the 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:53.880 planet to buy for. I just splat out ranging yesterday 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:56.280 and said, I don't know, I just I'm out, I'm 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.520 tapping out. I can't think of something to buy you 0:15:58.560 --> 0:15:59.240 for your birthday. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:01.680 So that was your Oh that's really nice. So thank 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:05.440 you for everyone to put that together. Very nice. Eyes 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:06.080 are getting a bit. 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.840 Leaky leaky guys. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.120 Hey fever in the middle of winter. 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:13.360 What are you doing for your birthday? No? 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.680 I don't think so. We're going out to see to 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:20.040 a school today for Nov's handble. That's all I know. 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:22.160 You're welcome, Thank you very much. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:24.680 Really nice. Now let's get stuck back into that cake. 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:28.080 Yeah, remember that last week when we rattled off the 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:31.720 story about the ecuador and grandmother who unfortunately passed away 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:34.680 and then woke up in the coffin, knocked on the 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:36.680 coffin and they were like, what's going on here? 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:37.680 She survived. 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:40.840 We're five hours into the wake when next minute is 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:42.960 just quiet in the place, and they just hear this. 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:46.960 And they're like, hello, Hello. She was like, Hey, what's 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:47.720 going on? Hey? 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:49.920 What are you? Is there a party? Am I invited? 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:52.880 Yeah? She's here, she is, I'm hungry, been in here 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:53.360 for a while. 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:55.960 And then they rushed her back to hospital. But there's 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:56.920 been a turn of events. 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.200 Yeah, and then everyone was looking at the doctor, the 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:04.680 ecuadoring doctor Nick. Everybody, what happened? What happened with that one. 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:09.480 He's like, you know, sometimes we make mistakes in the industry. Well, 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:12.600 there's been a bit of a follow up. Unfortunately, she 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:15.800 has since passed away, which isn't a really good thing. 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.760 But we did get in contact and a few people 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.360 have been in contact with the Ecuadorian doctor Nick as well, 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.000 just to make sure they know exactly what's happening here. 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:29.520 So on high alert for the next funeral and they 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:33.320 know what the process is when they hear a no, 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:42.960 we're not falling for that again, you're staying in there. 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:46.199 Quite seriously. It may she rest in peace, yes, and 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:49.680 to all the Ecuadorians listening this morning, well done. Don't 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:54.960 see an Ecuadorian doctor, because what have we learned? They 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:57.000 don't know what they're talking about. Let's talk about the 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:58.919 working week. It is currently Tuesday. But there's a bit 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:01.920 of a trend that's going across workplaces in Australia which 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:05.919 is very much dividing opinion and it's very much a 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:11.320 generational debate. What about this bare minimum Mondays? They reckon 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:14.280 is potentially a thing for a lot of workplaces in 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:17.359 this country. It's a popular movement that aims to promote 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:21.679 a gentle start to the working week by easing the 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:25.160 usual pressures and the expectations that can arise after the weekend. 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:27.600 You've just had two days off. You should be fresh 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:28.320