WEBVTT - 🚽 Workplace Toilet Etiquette | Is Hayesy Wrong For Doing This? 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:02.880 Get in the morning every day. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:10.600 Hello friends, welcome along to the Jody and Hazy podcast. 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:13.240 Here's some of the best bits from the year. 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:17.639 What the Fork, It's back. 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:20.320 So we couldn't stop with the fact that this segment 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.680 was born out of, you know, people just stealing forks 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:26.759 from the cutlery draw in every single workplace ever in 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:29.560 South Australia. For our workplace, it's Abby in the newsroom. 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:31.440 In fact, she's got a collection of three on her 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:32.840 desk this morning, which is disgusting. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:34.760 I'm sorry, it's four. 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:40.760 You should see her house too. It's like this absolute 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:42.839 jungle of fork. You turn up and it's like, oh 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:45.000 my gosh, I'm just trying to get through all the fork. 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:47.080 Hey, hey, Abby, where's the toilet? I need to go 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:48.840 the toilet. Well, you just need to go. 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.760 Through that set of forks and then that second set 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:51.519 and then turn right. 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.080 Don't open that door because a big giant hope of 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:55.920 forks will come out wrong with me. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:57.240 I think I actually need help? 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:58.480 Oh you think? 0:00:58.640 --> 0:00:58.840 Yeah? 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.560 Yeah? When you got a falk psychiatrists. 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:04.200 Yeah, Falk psychiatrist, can you get in touch please as 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:06.280 I need you any who. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:08.760 We didn't want to stop at that every day problem. 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:12.440 We thought, let's open this up to problems university universally 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.319 that you encounter every single day. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:17.559 To it though it seems to be pretty heavily in workplaces. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:21.800 It does, It does, and you're actually very triggered by 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:22.479 one this morning. 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:25.640 Yeah, then got a couple get involved this morning. Workplace 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.800 toilet etiquette, that's what we're talking about thirteen and twenty 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:29.240 four to ten. If you do it right now as well, 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.360 of course you get a little hundred dollars vout you 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:36.520 thanks to mcafe my other workplace. Quick little example. Okay, 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:40.040 there's two things for us males and you won't maybe 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:42.080 you won't be able to connect with this. So when 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:45.200 you go into a cubicle a tour, first of all, 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:48.280 and you're not using urinal, what's going on? Why so shy? 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:50.279 Why can't you use a urinal? 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:51.200 What you got to hide? 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:54.320 And secondly, lift up the seat for goodness sake? 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.600 Oh and if you do lift up the seat, feel 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:58.920 free to put it down when us women walk in there. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.080 We can have something to see on that's good, not 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:02.720 just a toilet rim that'd be great. 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:04.160 And I don't have to touch the seat where you've 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:04.560 weed I. 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:06.240 Don't know why the girls are using the boys toots 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:06.960 with that anyway, that's all. 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.239 We've got a unisex on it up to you, of course. 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.960 Budget cuts, but you got the long drop as well. 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:20.600 Good stuff, guys. So if you walk into in a 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.079 men's establishment, if you walk in and there's droplets of 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:26.240 urine on the seat, then all of a sudden, that's 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.520 on you. Only ship one's on you because as soon 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.760 as you go in there, you're the next person. So 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:32.359 and if you leave you can't be like, oh, I 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.200 watch you have the tour and there the person before 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:36.320 we did that. Yeah, so you have to clean it up. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:36.720 I know. 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.760 And if you think that's just a male only problem, 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:41.519 you are sadly mistaken. 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.320 My friends, surely not women. 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:46.160 We on the toilet seat all the time, we droplets 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:48.640 of we and then I go, oh, okay, I'll clean 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.560 that up for you, and then have to sit on 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.320 that seat that you've dropletted on. 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:54.800 You've dropletted on? 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:57.960 Do you know? The other thing is too is when 0:02:58.000 --> 0:02:59.760 you're not doing a wing, you're doing the other thing. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.080 I will always wait until the person. 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:06.000 If someone comes in before that's happened, I'll wait until 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:06.320 they leave. 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:07.240 I can't. I get that. 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.920 If I can't, I'm exactly the same. Really, So if 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:11.799 someone comes in, you don't want them to hear what 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:14.320 you're doing, especially if you think you might be doing 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:16.400 something somewhat aggressive, if you know what I mean. But 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:19.840 just the noises in general they come with it, that's private, 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:21.480 that's really private. 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:23.720 It certainly is. I'm just to peel back the curtain 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:26.640 here for one moment. We have the Brisbane Breakfast Show 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.880 broadcasting out of Adelaide because of the origin munch of 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:31.760 angels that a bunch of angels, and one of those 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:35.400 angels is Olympic swimming legends. 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:38.600 Susie O'Neil just an absolute darling of Australia. 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:42.200 And so I've lived in fear the last couple of mornings. 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:45.000 When I've gone to do my business in the toilet, 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.160 I've just been like, this is my head. Please don't 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:50.280 let Susio your I know, please don't let Susie walk in. 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:53.200 Especially. We're so shocked as well that because you like 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:55.400 to do your number twos with the door open. So 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.800 we're like, don't let Susi O'Neil see this. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.120 Next minute, he walks in and I haven't metoproperly and 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:03.840 I put my hand out, going, Hi, Susie. 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:05.400 I really admired your. 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.160 Career, Susie. I was so good to meet you. Can 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:09.520 I touch one of your gold medals? 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:13.680 She's like, I'm good, don't touch me or my medals. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:14.520 Thank you very much. 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:19.240 Thirteen twenty four ten. What the fork. Let's do workplace, 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:21.560 let's do that. Let's do workplace toilet edicard. 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:22.240 Yes, let's do that. 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.159 Let's speak to Kate. Good morning to you, Kate, Good 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:26.080 morning Kate. 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.520 What's your eatiquette in the workplace when it comes to 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:29.760 doing your business? 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:33.719 Well, there's a toilet. Let's get stuck on red when 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:35.839 no one's in there and you can't get in there, 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:41.719 so we use a fork on the outside, openly left, 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:46.000 a happy little fork. That's to the toilet fork. 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:51.640 It's all connected, it's all connected. There's a fork shortage, 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:56.320 there's workplace toilet etiquette issues. The forks are used for 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:58.520 the toilet etiquette. Oh my god, it all dies. 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:01.680 Kate, for combining our themes this morning, you get a 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:05.640 one hundred dollars a cafe voucherre well done, thank you, 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:09.960 thank you. I just love I just love the call 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.920 going out like around her offers, has anyone got the toilet? 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:15.320 I've seen it? 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:18.359 Have you from the newsroom stolen it? 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.400 Angela? Tell us about your workplace toilet etiquette. Please. 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.599 I have people that leave two squares of toilet paper 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:29.479 on the toilet roll and then don't change it. 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.520 Two things, there is a special place in hell for 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.880 those people. And also, what do you think I'm going 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:38.400 to do for the last two squares? That isn't achieving anything? 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:40.440 Is it that cannot get the job done? 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:41.120 Can it? Angela? 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.120 No? And then you go into all the other care 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:45.160 picos and they're the same. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:47.720 Everyone's kind of avoided them and tried. 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:50.479 Yeah, oh my god, grow up. It's twenty twenty three. 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:52.120 I have two squares. What do you think you're gonna 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:53.839 do with two scares? You just you're not you gonna do. 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:58.719 You're flirting with the situation. You're absolutely flirting with what's 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:00.960 going on down there, because then what down there, if 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:02.960 it could talk, would be go on, could go like 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:06.240 I'm given everything I can give. 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.520 I love that you're having chats with everything, like all 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:10.600 things what's going. 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:10.920 On down there? 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:23.360 People often say that I talk out my ass. 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:20.839 Julia, what's going on in your cubicle? 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:23.960 Well, I add that I think we've got two things 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:27.200 on a bench, and for some reason, there's always water 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:29.800 swimming all over the bench. So when you lean look 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:32.559 at the mirror, you get a sturdy cinemet of wet 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:37.479 patch across your ut area if you bore the water 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:42.559 off the We've even had notes to say, please slop 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:44.440 up your water. I don't know how people get so 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:45.719 much water on the bench. 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:46.479 Yeah. 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:49.160 The other thing that happens to Julia sometimes like because 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.320 you can't take your phone into the cubicle unless you're 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.560 an absolute animal like Andrew Hayes. So you've got to 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:55.320 put either your phone or your keys or whatever on 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:57.320 the bench, and then it gets all wet on the 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:57.840 back of it. 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:00.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's the like what sort of 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:01.440 water is this? What's in there? 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:01.920 Yeah? 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.159 And then if it is wet in that particular area 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.120 and the thing where you've got the dryer and you're 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:12.960 trying to dry it, it's really weird. It's a visual thing. Yeah. 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:15.360 And you're that guy that's straddling the dyson, you know, 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:17.040 those ones that have just got the hold in the middle. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:20.440 You're like what do you do it with the mate? Jeez, 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:21.600 hope the Dyson doesn't take it. 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:28.240 Hr for that, Andrew, We've got a bit of here. 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:32.240 We've just got a bit of a formal complex, is it. 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:34.040 The Yeah, I knew it. I knew the d. 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.520 We've got time for one more. Okay, let's go to Donna. 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:40.280 Good morning, Donna. 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:42.000 Hi here you going good? 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.920 Congratulations, You've got one hundred dollars a cafe voucher. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:46.960 And what's going on in the toilets? 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:52.640 Oh, we have We've got four or five notes that 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:58.320 says please do not spot on the toilet. We've got notes, and. 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:02.120 It continues to happen. Just say, I'm a nationality issues 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:05.560 out for it because it's a shared complex, right, and 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:08.240 you can go in there at any time, given time. 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:14.520 And see, I've always. 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:15.240 Been sort of curious about that. 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.080 When you go to airports and there's like a no 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:18.840 squatting sign on the toilet. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.720 Yeah, I like when you I like when you go 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:23.640 to airports and you see the picture of the guys 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:25.160 and it says don't do this, and it's a guy 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:28.600 standing on the toilet using it as a long drop. 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:33.520 Oh no, that now, what am I going to do. 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:38.080 Thanks so much, everyone got involved this morning. There's a 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.240 lot of discrumbled employees out there, isn't it? 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.199 No, why don't you take this opportunity to officially apologize 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:43.480 to that. 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.520 Dic No, I'll never This is an ongoing. 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:48.240 Complete the fort. 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:54.000 What the Fork? This is one of my favorite segments, 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:57.040 which is born out of frustration. 0:08:57.360 --> 0:08:59.680 Well, yeah, it's just the fact that there's no cutlery, 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:04.440 specifically forks in any workplace kitchen right across this great 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:05.480 state of South Australia. 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:07.760 Yeah, what the fork? And all of a sudden just 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.800 the chance to really vent at the little things. 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:13.200 Yeah, and so now today we're going to ask what 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.800 the fork is with modern dating? 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:19.040 Wow? Wee, Oh my god, I just read an article 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:23.520 giving us a glossary of modern dating terminology. 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:24.319 Do tell And. 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:26.880 Who would have thought that it was so complicated? So 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:28.160 what am we going to do is I'm just going 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:31.000 to roll out a whole situations, a whole heap of words, 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:33.480 and tell you what they mean in terms of modern dating. Okay, 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.800 Benching when someone puts a potential relationship on ice for 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:40.080 the sake of a more promising one. Bread crumbing like 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.199 leaving a trail of bread crumbs. Bread Crumbing is when 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:44.520 someone leads a romantic interest on They keep attention from 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.680 far by dropping little bits of attention here and there, 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.160 whether it be text or on Instagram. Like cuffing slash 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:52.840 uncuffing when you find a bay for winter just to 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.319 keep company during cold nights indoors. Uncuffing is when you 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:56.520 dumb them for summer fun. 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:01.880 Isn't that the footballer is tactic during the season, not 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:03.840 that I need some company in the off season. 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:07.960 What about this one? Dtr enjoy the spoils things, dtr 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:11.320 I said, DTR jokes define the relationship is what that 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:14.280 stands for. It's that big awkward chat where two or 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:18.680 more people discuss where things are going right. And this 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:24.480 is my favorite. Submarining. We all know a ghosting is 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:27.360 where you just disappear. Yeah, submarining is like ghosting, but 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:29.080 when the person pops up again out of the blue, 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.960 acting like nothing ever happened, just like a submarine. 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:37.280 Do you not fascinates me with modern modern day dating, 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:39.920 especially the kids. Now, if you want to break up 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:43.040 with someone, you don't have the conversation. Apparently, apparently you 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:44.920 just post a photo of you and someone else, like 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.160 on Snapchat or TikTok or something like that. 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:49.679 Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. Don't don't you look horrified? 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:50.520 Projuices are it? 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:53.320 Yeah, that is an actual thing. It's not like we're 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:55.240 breaking up. It's just like he's a photo with me 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:56.800 with someone else that is so brutal. 0:10:56.960 --> 0:10:58.880 Yeah, so this is a this is a different generation 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.000 for us. Don't make it sound we're really old. But 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:04.360 I mean we're both married. Yeah, producers married as well. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.679 Producer Zoe though, I mean, you're right in the guts 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:10.080 of it, in a beautiful relation with a very handsome 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:14.520 young man. I'll tell you what. Zoe over here, she's 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:20.280 she slayd some toads. 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:23.280 Yeah, I'm way too familiar with this. I was single 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:25.719 for five years before I met Alex this year, so 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:28.600 I've been privy to it all, particularly ghosting. 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:31.520 Unfortunately, so ghosting, you've been on the end of ghost 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:33.400 I've been ghosted, ghosting yourself. 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:36.040 I might have done some ghosting and that was fine, 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:39.160 but when I was ghosted, it wasn't fine. And it 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.240 was really rude as well, because when I date with 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.120 this guy, and I remember getting home and saying to 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:44.320 my housemates and not keen. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:45.080 He wasn't great. 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:46.679 They give him a chance, give him a chance, so 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.760 I didn't he ghosted me. That's brutal. 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:52.160 We saw the ghosting coming exactly. 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:55.280 But genuine ghost of just never responded to my text message, 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:56.960 never heard from him ever again. 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.280 But you say genuine ghost like I was actually hooking 0:11:59.320 --> 0:11:59.800 up with Cable. 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.240 The thing that horrifies me about like all the dating 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.880 apps in particular, is I guess when we were younger, 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:12.959 you would never be rejected just purely on what you. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.079 Look like like. Is that? Does that feel awful? 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:16.040 I don't know. 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.559 I feel like you you're a little bit dissensitized to it. 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.240 When you're on the apps regularly, you're just kind of 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.199 go whatever, because you're doing the same thing to other people. Yeah, 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:24.160 and it's not like you get a notification every time 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:24.800 you reject it. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.960 Yeah, you only get the good ones. You just were 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:29.600 left on the shelf, like not selected. 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:32.160 Y's right, you don't get a notification. But you look 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:33.880 at your dating app and it says you have. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:37.280 No you've exhausted all singles in your area. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.640 Let's go to Liz. Good morning, Lise. 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:44.439 Mornings are Yeah. 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:45.640 We're good. How are you. 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:49.880 Okay, where do I start? I know you haven't got 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:51.800 a lot of time. I'm going to give you a 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:55.240 couple of things. I haven't been on a one day 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:59.440 since I've been separated from my ex for about six 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:03.000 are the experts? Sorry everyone six and a half years. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:07.120 And it's more about to get the apes. I know 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.320 everybody loves them, but I'll give me a break. And 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:13.520 then getting ready, Oh my god, how long is to 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:15.920 take now? I don't know if I'm allowed to say this. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.560 So you you're really on that button? How long it 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:22.160 takes this trap up your boots to get into a 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:25.280 really nice dress to go out? It takes a long time. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.200 There you go? Boys, you didn't know that one did. 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:31.600 And just the makeup and just you know, like I 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:35.559 love putting a frock on and getting out, but in 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:36.680 the fifties it's. 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:40.000 Like really really, but it's not. 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:43.880 Yeah, and I'm not a negative person. Not men love 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:46.839 going out, but it's just look, you know, I'd rather 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:48.680 have it there and just go see Evan. Thank you 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:49.120 very much. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:53.320 You'd like to date Lise? Give us a call. 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:01.320 We're going to undred dollars sh house about you to 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.400 give to you, But you're going to find someone to 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:03.680 go with. 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:10.839 Oh that's cruel, you know that's actually but look, you 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.280 know what, I love men. I think that. I mean 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:15.800 I train like being a sporty girl. I train of 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:18.200 blokes all the time. I don't want any bloats to sing, 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:22.920 oh what an absolute bitch. It's not it's just I'm 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:24.080 going to shut up, all right. 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:29.400 Your alleged hazy. 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:32.200 When we started talking about what the fork this week, 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.720 I didn't think the perils of modern dating would involve 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:38.080 a woman who hates having to strap up. 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:41.120 I didn't pick. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.640 That's that going? And even lizens like get her get 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.800 ready with the dump button and I heard it. I'm 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.560 still trying to work it out and seven seconds has 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:50.360 passed too late to dump, and I think I know 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:52.240 what's going on? Is that dumbworthy? 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:56.920 It's fine, dear, what. 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:01.840 Welcome back. 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:06.280 This is where we raise some serious life questions. We 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:09.040 tackle all the issues that you look at in every 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:09.520 day and. 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:11.320 You go, what is that? 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.440 Why when some people wouldn't tackle them because they're too dangerous, No, 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:15.440 they're too peculiar. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:17.400 Yeah exactly right. Well we're going. 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:18.880 There today and you take them head on. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:22.600 Yeah, okay, let me preface this story by saying, normally, 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:25.360 I make my kids eat pretty healthy food. Right, However, 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:28.680 on holidays, which we have recently been, all bets are 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.280 off and we just take that little food. 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:32.680 Pyramid and we dip her upside down. You flip it up, 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:34.160 so she's fats and sugars first. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:37.400 Yeah, it's like an upside down pair. Yeah. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:40.520 We went to what can only be described as the 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.880 best buffet in the world on the Goldie. So we 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:46.880 were staying at the Star Residences at the casino there, 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:49.440 and it's called the Harvest Buffet. If you ever get 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:51.240 the chance to take your kids, just to see the 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:54.560 sheer look on their face as incredible. So we walk 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:58.440 in straight away, they make a beeline for the Natella fountain. 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.000 It's basically a chocolate fountain. 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:01.080 It's dangerous. 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:04.600 Yeah, they've also got an ice cream machine, some real 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:05.440 sizzler vibes. 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.120 I was just thinking, I was like, why am I 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:09.960 getting these beautiful flashbacks from my child? 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:14.160 But because because it's a buffet, they cater for everyone. 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:17.080 So there's the Asian selection as well. 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:20.560 So one stage I look over at my ten year 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:24.160 old and she's sitting there on her plate is a 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:27.800 marshmallow stick dipped in a tella. She's holding onto an 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:29.760 ice cream cone just. 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:33.440 But then next to all of that was a plate 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:34.120 of fried rice. 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.720 Yeah, that's the combination you're looking for. 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:43.200 Yeah, she's a balanced meal, sugars, carbs, and you've got 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:47.160 your sweetness and your spices. So I'm disgusted in myself 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:49.840 as a parent for allowing this to unfold. But I thought, 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:53.160 you know, we're on holidays. It's the real variety pack 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.720 vibes about it, and not the variety pack that you 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:57.280 get for your kids with the just ride in it. 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:00.400 We're talking the cocoa pops, fruit loops. So I let 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:03.520 it go through to the keeper, right, But then I 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.280 draw I drew the line at one point. 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:08.359 When I looked at the woman sitting next to me 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:12.119 at the table, and she had been to the Asian 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:15.560 buffet and collected herself some steamed port. 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:18.680 Dumplings, beautiful for breakfast. But she was dipping it. 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:22.720 She was dipping it in one of those little mango 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:24.480 yogurt compote things. 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:25.800 Is a compote compidate. 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:30.199 Whatever she was dipping her dim sims in yogurt for breakfast. 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:34.440 You can't do that. Come, It's just it just goes. 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:37.320 I mean there's things that should not go together. For example, 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:39.640 if it's like who do you go for? Someone goes, 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:41.680 I go for the crows, but I also go for port. 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:42.959 You can't do that. 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:43.520 No I do. 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:44.480 You can't do that. 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:46.320 I like the most. I like them both to win. 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:48.120 Oh my gosh, that's. 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.360 That's vastly different from putting your dim sims in some 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:52.479 yogurt with mango. 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:56.280 You're mixing your sweets and your savories. Come on. I 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.959 saw a train the other day on TikTok I think 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:00.520 it was, and I'm like, oh, his new train. You 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:03.600 get an orio mcflurry and you get two hash browns 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:06.080 and put the Oroo mcflurry in the middle. It's it's delicious. 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:07.879