Speaker 1: Show.
Speaker 2: Good afternoon, It's Jack with you on our favorite day
Speaker 2: of the week, Thursday.
Speaker 3: Hope yours has been good. Hey.
Speaker 2: Over the next hour, we're going to be talking about
Speaker 2: something that's happened at Chrissy's house. She actually made a
Speaker 2: confession about something she hasn't ever taught her kids to do,
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 3: Come back around to bite her on the butt. Don't
Speaker 3: you hate that.
Speaker 2: We'll also be talking about Bruno Mars he's been in
Speaker 2: the news. But next one of my best mates and
Speaker 2: star of the Today Show, Sarah Arba, was going to
Speaker 2: stop by and we're going to pop her through a
Speaker 2: tight five.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: And we recently caught up with one of my closest
Speaker 2: pals and star of the Nine Network.
Speaker 4: Sarah Arbo from The Today Show has stuck around. Thank
Speaker 4: you so much, Sarah.
Speaker 3: We're going to see you pop up on sixty minutes
Speaker 3: again this year. Arba, Well, you're not sure, no, I hope.
Speaker 5: So there are a couple of things cooking, but nothing
Speaker 5: in the immediate term.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there'll be one or two through the year.
Speaker 7: Ye have you got an exclusive with Raygun?
Speaker 6: I don't know there are any exclusive left with her.
Speaker 6: Is there anything left to on earth?
Speaker 7: I still love her so much. Yeah, I'm still obsessed.
Speaker 5: I think that there's a level of obsession from everyone.
Speaker 5: It's kind of everyone wants to know. And we all
Speaker 5: thought she was going to be in the jungle. She's
Speaker 5: not in the jungle. It's like something around the corner.
Speaker 7: The confidence is really extraordinary.
Speaker 5: We did get her to do the kangaroo on our show,
Speaker 5: so I'm pretty proud of that moment.
Speaker 4: Perfect Now whenever, I always give you a little google
Speaker 4: every time you're coming on the show, just to see
Speaker 4: if there's something that's happening. And the first thing that
Speaker 4: ever comes up with you is your extreme privacy. Oh
Speaker 4: did you know that that? That is the first and
Speaker 4: foremost the information that is out about you.
Speaker 5: It is funny, Yes, apparently I like to keep my
Speaker 5: life under wraps, and you know, to an extent I do.
Speaker 5: I don't think everyone needs to know. You know what
Speaker 5: time I go to the toilet every day. It's just
Speaker 5: like they get enough of me in the morning.
Speaker 4: See, I'm going to have to that question, Sarah. Let's
Speaker 4: get to know you a little bit better. I want
Speaker 4: to I want to kick things off. It's been bothering me.
Speaker 4: Do you own an udi?
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 4: Obviously don't. They like a wearable blanket and for me
Speaker 4: a sign of like if I put an ooodie on,
Speaker 4: then I am in and I don't care about myself.
Speaker 6: I want one of those.
Speaker 4: If you go on, Christy, I will get you one.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've got an idea. You can get them with
Speaker 2: your AFL team on them. And Arbo's a big Collinwood goal.
Speaker 6: Yes, let's get a magpie. Yeah, I came into it.
Speaker 4: That. That's easy done. That's Tzzy done. Mine has the
Speaker 4: cast from Friends on it.
Speaker 6: I'll stop it that too.
Speaker 4: I've got an avocado one as well. All right, Next,
Speaker 4: do you have a New Year's resolution for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 5: I hate them as well, Christy, like you do. However,
Speaker 5: I did promise myself that.
Speaker 6: I would read more. Is that boring?
Speaker 7: No, that's also on mine.
Speaker 6: No, Jackie, I know, I know it's so boring.
Speaker 5: But like, I've got my iPad, my mini iPad, so
Speaker 5: I've just downloaded a whole bunch. I've actually downloaded three
Speaker 5: books and I've started one of them, so hopefully I finish.
Speaker 6: All three by the end of the year. That's not
Speaker 6: too much to us.
Speaker 4: No, that's good.
Speaker 3: That's it's good.
Speaker 6: It's achievable, and.
Speaker 4: It still leaves plenty of time for her to go
Speaker 4: out for dinner and drinks with you.
Speaker 2: Just that, and also I still want you to watch
Speaker 2: TV shows and source good TV shows for us.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, yes, all right?
Speaker 7: Next time?
Speaker 4: Side are you on? These are the Blake, Lively and
Speaker 4: Justin bul.
Speaker 5: Wow, we had a proper breakdown of this on this
Speaker 5: show actually this week.
Speaker 6: There's so much we don't know, Chrissy.
Speaker 5: Like, we had Aaron deertainment reporter in the US who
Speaker 5: was going through all the ins and outs, like literally
Speaker 5: in so much detail that I've never heard before.
Speaker 6: And I think Blake might be in the right here.
Speaker 7: It's just actors behaving badly.
Speaker 5: Well, they just need to behave like the rest of us, right,
Speaker 5: We're all so well behaved, show mate.
Speaker 4: We will not speak of it. Doesn't it remind you
Speaker 4: of when you know friends of yours get divorced and
Speaker 4: then they just completely descend into acrimony and you just
Speaker 4: want to go, guys, just pull yourselves together and just
Speaker 4: be adults.
Speaker 6: Please stop being squabbling teenagers.
Speaker 4: Did you have any posters of anyone on your bedroom
Speaker 4: wall growing up. I can go first if you want to,
Speaker 4: you want to feel better about it.
Speaker 5: Oh, I almost think I was going to answer before
Speaker 5: you finish the question. Backstreet Boys, Hansen, especially Taylor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're on a human No, No one liked to.
Speaker 5: He was so hot and then he went way off
Speaker 5: the rails with his weird views and stuff.
Speaker 6: But like he was just spunk back in the day.
Speaker 3: And model Google, who is this?
Speaker 6: We need to show Jackie a photo of him?
Speaker 4: What else did he do? Apart from getting doodle out
Speaker 4: in a pair of calvins? I can't even remember. An actor,
Speaker 4: wasn't he?
Speaker 5: I think he was an actor. I think he was
Speaker 5: in like a music video. But yeah, apart from being
Speaker 5: a model, I know very little else about.
Speaker 3: Alrighty one last question, Swanny, what is.
Speaker 7: Your most used emoji?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: I like this.
Speaker 5: I actually think it's the face palm one.
Speaker 4: I find out for sure, Hang on, it's the face
Speaker 4: part or the eye roll. But do you find out
Speaker 4: by sindy?
Speaker 3: So if you go to your emojis, it's the top left.
Speaker 3: See mine's so boring. Mine's just the laughing face of mind.
Speaker 3: So is mine We're so basic.
Speaker 4: And the next one down is, you know, the cute
Speaker 4: one with the hands out like.
Speaker 3: Mind's the eggplant.
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Speaker 2: Channel nine.
Speaker 3: But we love you and we'll have you on a
Speaker 3: lot more this year, I promise.
Speaker 6: Yay, thank you.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Swanny has recently got herself into a bit of strife
Speaker 2: at home.
Speaker 4: I have three kids, and do you know what, I've
Speaker 4: made a rod for my own back not taught them
Speaker 4: how to clean up after themselves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no you haven't.
Speaker 4: I haven't. Just you've got to teach them absolutely everything, and.
Speaker 7: I've missed that. I missed it.
Speaker 4: I've taught them a whole lot of other important things,
Speaker 4: like how to make an omelet, how to shop the
Speaker 4: wonderful cheese.
Speaker 2: But surely they can watch TikTok videos on how to
Speaker 2: clean I'm always being served how to tidy and clean
Speaker 2: Mari condo like videos.
Speaker 4: They didn't even I honestly don't think they even know
Speaker 4: that that's what happens. So I'm trying to teach them.
Speaker 3: As in, they don't know things get tidied and cleaned vite.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see, they don't they don't know. That's a
Speaker 4: thing like I literally every time something happens like the
Speaker 4: aforementioned omelet, Yes, I'll come in ten minutes later and
Speaker 4: it's just the omelet's been eaten and someone's left the
Speaker 4: kitchen and I have to go leo slash k slash peg,
Speaker 4: come and have a.
Speaker 7: Look at this.
Speaker 4: And you can see here the eggshells, the bowl with
Speaker 4: the whisk. I'm thrilled that you use all of that.
Speaker 2: But what happens now, well, they're like, well, looks like
Speaker 2: you best get to cleaning mom.
Speaker 4: I know. And then I have to really bite my
Speaker 4: tongue and say, see this is what I mean when
Speaker 4: I say, and it's a recent concept. I understand you
Speaker 4: ought to clean up after yourself. So you've got to
Speaker 4: work out in your mind. Okay, do I clean as
Speaker 4: I'm making it? And why the sort of person that
Speaker 4: wants to leave that mess and enjoy my omelet and
Speaker 4: come back to it. You got to do something, But
Speaker 4: you got to do something. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Nah, They're like, we wait for mom to clean it up.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you I left the house on Monday,
Speaker 4: walked out of the house five am on Monday, or Tuesday.
Speaker 4: I can't even remember the day. The house was spotless,
Speaker 4: the clean the cleaning had been done by me.
Speaker 3: It was spotless, ready for selling sunset cameras.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could have sold. It's what I said to you.
Speaker 4: I could put it on the market. It looked so good,
Speaker 4: and that is good for my brain, so I know
Speaker 4: that when I come home, it looks good, and that's that.
Speaker 4: Then all my kids got sick whatever. By the time
Speaker 4: I came back on Monday afternoon, it looked like an
Speaker 4: army of raccoons had broken in. And I nearly wept
Speaker 4: when you walked in the door. Yeah, I nearly wept
Speaker 4: because I was so tired, and I'd worked so hard
Speaker 4: to get it to look all right, and it did
Speaker 4: not look all right. And I hadn't seen it. I've
Speaker 4: done nothing. I'dn't even been in the house. None of
Speaker 4: the mess was mine destroyed. It was very upset. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I texted Leo yesterday. They've all got ear infections, so
Speaker 4: it's just great. And I texted him and I said,
Speaker 4: just so you know, I'm going to read you the
Speaker 4: exact text, please, the exact text, because you.
Speaker 3: Did read it to me in real time. Yesterday, and
Speaker 3: boy did I love it well.
Speaker 4: Because I didn't even know it was that funny because
Speaker 4: I meant it.
Speaker 2: I know, but I just found it so funny because
Speaker 2: it was just so stern and savage, and I love
Speaker 2: it when you're like that.
Speaker 4: When I left yesterday morning, they were all still asleep,
Speaker 4: and I just quickly recorded what the kitchen looked like,
Speaker 4: just went co documented and it was disgusting because I
Speaker 4: hadn't cleaned it up, the mess that they'd made good.
Speaker 4: I thought, stuff it, I said, Leo, I'm telling you
Speaker 4: this once. If the house looks anything like this in
Speaker 4: brackets see video below. When I get home, I am
Speaker 4: going to a hotel. And I didn't even think that
Speaker 4: was funny because Bloody meant it. And I could see
Speaker 4: myself walking down the path, walking in the door, looking
Speaker 4: around and just getting out my phone and going where's
Speaker 4: the nearest quest because I'm going there.
Speaker 2: I was secretly hoping last night you were going to
Speaker 2: send me a selfie from like the QT or something.
Speaker 4: And it is possible. I want to know I alone
Speaker 4: here thirteen twenty four to ten. Give us a call.
Speaker 4: What is the most unhinged, out of control threat you
Speaker 4: have made to your children.
Speaker 2: You can be anonymous if you're embarrassed or if child
Speaker 2: services might.
Speaker 4: Come after you should never be embarrassed.
Speaker 2: But just for sharing it with us, we're going to
Speaker 2: give you a one hundred dollars voucher in the roundhouse
Speaker 2: and you can buy yourself some beautiful cutlery.
Speaker 4: Yes, and you can eat off it alone in your
Speaker 4: hotel room.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: And we are currently in the middle of this.
Speaker 4: You're just chuning in. Welcome, take a seat, make your coffee.
Speaker 4: But you would have missed a text message that I
Speaker 4: sent to my sixteen year old son, who was at
Speaker 4: home ostensibly babysitting my youngest child, who is eleven.
Speaker 3: Good on your land.
Speaker 4: Look. I got home and they were alive, which is great.
Speaker 4: Your house wasn't My house, look was not. And I
Speaker 4: sort of knew that would be the case. So I
Speaker 4: made sure Leo had a copy of a video that
Speaker 4: I'd made of the house of the kitchen looking disgusting
Speaker 4: by his own fair hand, and I just said, Leo,
Speaker 4: I'm telling you this once. If the house looks anything
Speaker 4: like this when I get home, I'm going to a hotel,
Speaker 4: and I bloody meant it, meant it, and it was
Speaker 4: a bonker's threat that I didn't have to follow through on.
Speaker 7: But I would have, Jack, I would have. You know,
Speaker 7: I was at the end of my tether.
Speaker 3: You were you were done.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten, we are asking you, what's
Speaker 2: the most ridiculous threat you've made to your kid in
Speaker 2: the heat of the moment?
Speaker 4: Leoni, what was it?
Speaker 3: Christia?
Speaker 8: Jack?
Speaker 9: Oh, look, we made up this name for Bertha, and
Speaker 9: we explained to our kids that she's from the Naughty
Speaker 9: Girls Home and if they didn't improve their behavior, we
Speaker 9: were going to send them and so on numerous occasions,
Speaker 9: we've literally ripped the phone out and starts pretending to
Speaker 9: dial and they right, we're ringing Birtha now, and they
Speaker 9: just like sterical girl.
Speaker 4: You know you did you ever have? Did you ever
Speaker 4: have a one sided conversation with Bertha? Like what just
Speaker 4: like Bertha, it's time?
Speaker 9: Yeah, look, I'm sure we have. I haven't had to
Speaker 9: use it for quite a while because the kids are
Speaker 9: a little bit older, but yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4: That reminds me. I've had one way conversations with Santa,
Speaker 4: and it looks like this like I've called and I've
Speaker 4: gone Santa, and these little faces just looking at me.
Speaker 4: I'm like, Saturday, it's not but we're going to have
Speaker 4: to talk about what's you know? How many how many
Speaker 4: many lumps of coal have you got? Because I'm going
Speaker 4: to need three three and maybe an orange and three
Speaker 4: twenty cent pieces and that's all they're getting for Christmas?
Speaker 4: Are you on the same page? And these little faces
Speaker 4: going shaking? I mean, we do some mean stuff, but
Speaker 4: also we're pushed to our limit.
Speaker 3: We only that's a one hundred dollars out in the
Speaker 3: roundhouse for you.
Speaker 10: Oh thank you.
Speaker 3: Well dad, let's go to Amy Swami.
Speaker 4: What is the funniest, most unhinged threat you've ever given
Speaker 4: your kids?
Speaker 8: Well, I don't have kids myself yet, but I'm thinking
Speaker 8: of myself as a child. And I was a little
Speaker 8: bit of a cartwheel kid in the supermarket, a lolly kid,
Speaker 8: so always asking dad for lollies and cartwheeling down the aisle,
Speaker 8: a bit of youngest child syndrome. So Dad would threaten
Speaker 8: to throw me into the charity binness I was.
Speaker 3: To play.
Speaker 4: Amazing that is good because you would have gone on it.
Speaker 4: You can't do that and then you would have looked
Speaker 4: the charity bin and gone, hang on, that is a
Speaker 4: big drawer. I would fit in there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, it's quite the threat.
Speaker 3: Amy.
Speaker 2: We're going to send you a one hundred dollars voutcher
Speaker 2: for in the roundhouse for that. Well done, and we're
Speaker 2: finished with you.
Speaker 4: Jilly.
Speaker 8: Hello, Jill, Hello, how are we all?
Speaker 3: What's the funniest threat you've made to the kids? Jill?
Speaker 10: So, my threat to the kids was so I had
Speaker 10: three babies under three and a half, so it was
Speaker 10: pretty full on bath time. They would hop out and
Speaker 10: they would pick here, they would fight and all that
Speaker 10: sort of stuff. So to get them in order and
Speaker 10: get them dressed, I would always say, right, that's it.
Speaker 10: I'm going to jump in the bus. I'm going to
Speaker 10: get the empty the empty the bus, and it's going
Speaker 10: to take me all the way downstairs and down the
Speaker 10: plug hole. And then they didn't listen. So then I
Speaker 10: pulled the plug hole out, hit in the toilet, and
Speaker 10: then when it obviously it got to the bottom of
Speaker 10: the bath and it made that really stucky noise, they
Speaker 10: would come running in like screaming and going, oh my gosh.
Speaker 10: In the meantime, I've run downstairs and I'm underneath the
Speaker 10: bathroom and walk up and go see told job Oh
Speaker 10: I got Were you ever tempted to go?
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars out in the round house is on
Speaker 3: its way to you, Jill.
Speaker 1: That's genius, huge Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 3: I hope you're having a nice Thursday. It's time for this.
Speaker 1: Chrissies clique.
Speaker 4: That's Bingo mass Oh.
Speaker 3: We haven't spoken about him for a while.
Speaker 4: We haven't, but he has got a couple of songs
Speaker 4: out at the moment, that one with Lady Gaga and
Speaker 4: the one with Rose. Yes, we're playing them all the time,
Speaker 4: so we hadn't disappeared. I sort of thought he had disappeared,
Speaker 4: and then he's all over the place. He's poked fun
Speaker 4: at the rumors that were circling last year about his
Speaker 4: fifty million dollar gambling debt.
Speaker 2: I think I remember us discussing this at the end
Speaker 2: of last year, or maybe you and I spoke about
Speaker 2: it off air, because you said, what's happened d Pruno
Speaker 2: mask and we googled and that came up.
Speaker 7: Fifty million dollars.
Speaker 4: Like I have anxiety because I got a parking ticket
Speaker 4: a few months ago and I still haven't paid it,
Speaker 4: and I know that it's mounting. It's probably three hundred
Speaker 4: and seventy dollars.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, that'll creep up on you, and that.
Speaker 4: I lose sleep over that. Can you imagine if I
Speaker 4: had a fifty million dollar gambling debt. I'm not saying
Speaker 4: he does.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 7: He dropped a new single. We need to discuss the
Speaker 7: name of it.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 7: Fat Juicy and wet.
Speaker 4: I don't think that. I don't think that's appropriate, don't
Speaker 4: you No, I don't fat juicy and wet FJW.
Speaker 3: What do you think you could be talking about?
Speaker 4: Well, obviously it's an I fill it ah, yeah, duh,
Speaker 4: because that's how.
Speaker 3: You want them, fat juicy and wet.
Speaker 4: Anyway, it's a racy track, apparent.
Speaker 3: Would you rather fat juicy in moist? What's what's worse?
Speaker 7: I think fat juice in web is pretty bad.
Speaker 4: Having said that, that is what you want for a steak,
Speaker 4: isn't it? It's a racy track and he posted a
Speaker 4: cheeky message on his social media which included a plead
Speaker 4: to his fans to keep streaming his music because he
Speaker 4: wants to be out of debt. In no time, Okay,
Speaker 4: fifty million dollars. Hey, Speaking of Bruno Mars, an event
Speaker 4: planner from New York City called Marssy Bloom sat down
Speaker 4: on a podcast so American and it's so New York City,
Speaker 4: isn't it? New York City event planner wedding? An event
Speaker 4: planner Marssy Blam Morssy she sat down on an equally
Speaker 4: American podcast called The Him and Her Show, and she
Speaker 4: divulged what Bruno Mars charges to appear and sing a
Speaker 4: couple of songs at your event.
Speaker 3: Here, I'll tell you.
Speaker 11: A story because I didn't never sign an NDA And
Speaker 11: we were working with jlel and Errod before they broke up,
Speaker 11: and we're going through a list of musicians and she goes,
Speaker 11: what about Bruno mi I as, I said, you just
Speaker 11: work with him and he's five Don't be ridiculous, I said,
Speaker 11: I'm telling you a million, five million, that's writer plus
Speaker 11: right at the night. You get forty five minutes, you
Speaker 11: get an hour, and you five.
Speaker 4: Million for forty five minutes.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not so what is he?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Fifteen million? Five what's that? I'm not very good at maths, but.
Speaker 2: We're in the wrong studio for that that's a lot
Speaker 2: of gigs.
Speaker 3: Though maybe maybe he does have a gambling debt and
Speaker 3: that's why he's charging so much.
Speaker 4: Five million though even for his friend Jaylo imagining they
Speaker 4: know each other.
Speaker 3: You think, is this the song?
Speaker 12: This is Fat Juicy and were Fat Juicy and Cookie?
Speaker 4: So let me go up.
Speaker 3: It's just gone three o'clock.
Speaker 2: Hopefully you're just knocking off work, or perhaps you're on
Speaker 2: the way to pick the kids up. We are with
Speaker 2: you for another hour before Ricky leads him and Joel,
Speaker 2: and in that hour we must do sweeping statements. Swanny
Speaker 2: and I are going to share our unpopular opinions.
Speaker 3: We're also going to talk about hot pilates.
Speaker 2: A TikToker over in the States wasn't thrilled that a
Speaker 2: dude was in her class, and Chrissy and I have thoughts.
Speaker 2: Next though, Swanny is going to attempt to tell us
Speaker 2: a story about wanting to get a tattoo, but when
Speaker 2: her uncle is brought up, it's going to quickly go
Speaker 2: off the ales.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: And I think things are about to go off the ales.
Speaker 4: You know what. I'm a stubborn stubborn girl, stubborn girl,
Speaker 4: and I was signed to here. Yes, I'm a stubborn
Speaker 4: girl and big girl too.
Speaker 3: You're just stubborn the big girl.
Speaker 4: Oh you Pat's youngest shir a big girl.
Speaker 3: Girl.
Speaker 4: Oh you Pat's youngest t shirt a big girl. We're
Speaker 4: talking about We're talking about tattoos. Yessach, Pete Davidson, gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Pete Davidson is getting all he's removed. Two hundred removed this, Yeah,
Speaker 4: two hundred tattoos removed one by one. Is that it
Speaker 4: really really hurts. And I'm like, I can never commit
Speaker 4: to a tattoos. All my kids about it. You can
Speaker 4: never commit to a tattoo because I changed my mind,
Speaker 4: Like when you know, I could have done Taylor Swift,
Speaker 4: I could have done the walking, but they're all part
Speaker 4: of my every day now. I don't need that.
Speaker 2: And the one that I really shut down on it
Speaker 2: was an apple because that is boga.
Speaker 4: I still love the apple, but I'm not going to
Speaker 4: do that. But tell you what I could get that
Speaker 4: will never go out of fashion? Obviously, A no is what.
Speaker 7: Is just in nice script?
Speaker 4: Oh you catch it?
Speaker 3: Just the.
Speaker 4: Just the words. I'm imprastination for you. He's sitting there.
Speaker 4: It's like seven thousand degrees middle of summer in brizzy.
Speaker 3: This is what his uncle. For those that haven't heard
Speaker 3: this story before.
Speaker 4: He's sitting on a covered veranda in some sort of
Speaker 4: vinyl couch with cracks in it. And I go over
Speaker 4: there and he's sitting there with a long neck beer.
Speaker 4: This is my family, and he's looking at me. Keep
Speaker 4: in mind, he's been hit by a tram.
Speaker 7: Three.
Speaker 4: He's been hit by a tram with his uncle, Joe.
Speaker 4: Dear old uncle Joe's been hit by a tram twice
Speaker 4: on different occasions. Actually, yes, like five years a party
Speaker 4: got hit by a tram once and it was very bad.
Speaker 4: And then he got hit by a tram.
Speaker 3: Again in Brisbane.
Speaker 4: Yes, in Brisbane. Brisbane used to have tramps.
Speaker 3: Fun fact, didn't know that.
Speaker 4: So he's been hit by a tramp. There's been some
Speaker 4: damage of some sort. Anyway, I'm sitting high fork in
Speaker 4: and he's shocked when he see he's shocked when he
Speaker 4: sees me. He does it like you don't want signfer
Speaker 4: When Kramer walks in.
Speaker 2: A room, fully startled, and.
Speaker 4: He goes because he probably hasn't seen he since I
Speaker 4: was in a nappy like one year old.
Speaker 7: I'm about sixteen at this time, so not impressionable at all.
Speaker 4: I don't worried about how are you.
Speaker 7: He goes, he goes, are you Pat's youngest?
Speaker 13: And I go yes, and he goes, Jitu a big girls.
Speaker 1: Youngest crissy swan show.
Speaker 2: It's Jack with you And if you are a pilates
Speaker 2: guy or gal, you're gonna want to listen to this.
Speaker 7: I have uncovered an alarming trend.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 7: Well, it's not what you think.
Speaker 4: I'm about to say that men are flocking to female
Speaker 4: dominated yoga and pilates classes. That is not the trend
Speaker 4: that is alarming. The trend that is alarming is that
Speaker 4: they're not welcome. Ladies are complaining about men in there,
Speaker 4: you know, in through the nose, out through the mouth
Speaker 4: kind of classes, and that makes me sad.
Speaker 3: It feels harsh.
Speaker 7: It does feel harsh.
Speaker 4: You do pilati?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was King of the Reformer, mad for it, Oh, the.
Speaker 7: King of the Reformer.
Speaker 4: And how many men are in your like what's the
Speaker 4: ratio meant to?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: Like the other day there were three dudes including myself,
Speaker 2: and then probably seven chicks.
Speaker 3: So I think there were ten of us, And.
Speaker 4: Are you made to feel welcome or just like nothing?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, well, I'm not okay, Yeah, I've always felt welcome.
Speaker 2: I'm respectful, and I'm not annoyingly loud, and I don't grunt.
Speaker 2: And I'm also the teacher's pet. The bloody teacher froths me.
Speaker 3: So she just stands here and chats with me the
Speaker 3: whole time. So I think they'd be more annoyed than I.
Speaker 4: Are you getting any work done? Or are you just like,
Speaker 4: oh my god? Have you seen the new trailer for
Speaker 4: the Cutter.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to but she does a lot about chat.
Speaker 4: Well, not the case in America. I have listened to
Speaker 4: this little piece to camera. Is lady recorded.
Speaker 14: I'm going to say something about men and group fitness
Speaker 14: classes and pissed some people off, But I don't. Just
Speaker 14: took a hot yoga class and there are many guys
Speaker 14: in the class, particular man pushups before class started, heavy breathing, grunting,
Speaker 14: slurbing as water. It is a quiet, sand peaceful yoga class.
Speaker 14: It is seven in the morning. Why must you take
Speaker 14: up more space than you already naturally do? Why can
Speaker 14: you be seen and not her demire cutesye, you know,
Speaker 14: like you don't we get it. You're a man like
Speaker 14: you don't need to act like that though.
Speaker 1: It's annoying, and we are secretly.
Speaker 4: Oh she's a bit annoying, secretly hate her. The problem
Speaker 4: I have with this is she said hot yoga. Oh
Speaker 4: it is peaceful and calm. It is not. You get
Speaker 4: in that room, you are fighting for your life.
Speaker 3: It is a straight up hell. That's how I imagine
Speaker 3: hell to be.
Speaker 4: I've done it once, shame, and I felt like my
Speaker 4: head was shrinking like that scene out of Beetlejuice.
Speaker 3: You all of a sudden, did you have to walk
Speaker 3: out of the room or did you commit?
Speaker 7: When you say walk out?
Speaker 4: Does that? Does it count?
Speaker 7: If I crawled?
Speaker 4: I crawled on all fours through through the door into
Speaker 4: the bathroom, push the bottom of the door to get
Speaker 4: into the bar, and just lay on the cold floor.
Speaker 3: How long into the class do you think that was?
Speaker 4: I did it. I did it for a while. I
Speaker 4: was quite you know, crave. Yeah, but just say how
Speaker 4: long is the class? Ll for forty five minutes? I reckon.
Speaker 4: I did thirty, but it was uncomfortable and I was
Speaker 4: like short of breath. I'm that guy like I would
Speaker 4: be guzzling my water and going, ah.
Speaker 2: Ah, you feel like you're at death's door. I'm impressed
Speaker 2: to you recently, Swany I did it last week with
Speaker 2: two of my mates, and I made it to the
Speaker 2: twenty two minute mark.
Speaker 4: Oh my, that sounds familiar. I think I did the same.
Speaker 2: I looked at my cause, I looked at my phone
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I just I've got to step outside.
Speaker 3: And the teacher saw and opened the door for me.
Speaker 2: The exercises themselves weren't what I was struggling with.
Speaker 3: It was the heat. My head was spinning.
Speaker 4: How hot is it?
Speaker 2: It's like it's like one hundred degrees now I feel
Speaker 2: like it's only like thirty eight degrees.
Speaker 3: I think we.
Speaker 4: Should talk more about hot yogurt tomorrow and speak to
Speaker 4: people that don't want to die at the twenty two
Speaker 4: minute mark. I know, because it's the secret.
Speaker 3: What's the secret?
Speaker 4: Do you prep? Do you like super hydrate?
Speaker 2: I was sucking back on my Frank Green the night
Speaker 2: before to ensure that I was hydrating. It didn't help,
Speaker 2: But okay, yeah, tomorrow, we need tips because I'd like
Speaker 2: to be good at it.
Speaker 4: I would too, because I love the heat fine in
Speaker 4: far North Queensland and stuff. But put me in a
Speaker 4: Biggram studio in wherever and I'm dead.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: It is Thursday, which means we must do.
Speaker 4: This Swan's Sweet Pea Steamers. Oh yeah, it's back back
Speaker 4: to twenty twenty five, our favorite segment and yours our
Speaker 4: This is where you get it all off your chest.
Speaker 4: You're not going to get in trouble for your unpopular opinion.
Speaker 4: We are all friends. What do they say on that
Speaker 4: Uber eat sat Charlie XX and Martha Stewart. We listen,
Speaker 4: we don't judge.
Speaker 3: You listen and we don't.
Speaker 4: And we don't judge. Thirteen twenty five or ten give
Speaker 4: us a call where all ears.
Speaker 2: Kick us off for the use on our third year
Speaker 2: of sweeping statements.
Speaker 4: Speaking of ears, mine has to do with the ears.
Speaker 4: The only.
Speaker 7: I always get bess this word wrong.
Speaker 4: The only ear buds okay, okay, headphones, earbuds. I don't
Speaker 4: want to say air pods because that's a brand name.
Speaker 4: The only things that you should listen to music yes
Speaker 4: through or have phone calls through your phone in your
Speaker 4: ears are are the ones that plug into your phone,
Speaker 4: corded ear buds for the wind. Don't give me. Don't
Speaker 4: give me the air pods. Don't give me ones that
Speaker 4: don't what I have, because.
Speaker 7: I will lose them.
Speaker 4: I will lose them.
Speaker 3: That's a problem.
Speaker 7: I will lose them. And then they run out of battery.
Speaker 7: And what are you going to do?
Speaker 4: These ones? They plug in bank, never out of battery,
Speaker 4: never lost, They never fall.
Speaker 2: Out, getting you the way of like your walk and
Speaker 2: strut though, and they're walking.
Speaker 3: Yes they do.
Speaker 2: When they're plugging into my phone, it's annoying because you
Speaker 2: have to like then strategically plug your phone into your
Speaker 2: pant bottom or yours.
Speaker 4: You need a bum bag.
Speaker 3: That's just never gonna happen.
Speaker 4: So it's fright and center.
Speaker 2: It's perfect, absolutely not. AirPods are fantastic and one of
Speaker 2: my favorite inventions.
Speaker 4: Okay, good on you what some what's your.
Speaker 2: My sweeping statement? Oh this feels a bit. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it is that unpopular, but I think it is.
Speaker 2: I don't think we have.
Speaker 3: Enough billboards in Australia.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 2: I was driving down the Peninsula a lot over the summer,
Speaker 2: and every time I saw a billboard I found myself
Speaker 2: getting excited.
Speaker 3: I love advertising. I love what they do with them.
Speaker 7: So do I.
Speaker 4: And it's such large forms. Creatives can get really great,
Speaker 4: really good, and when you see a good one, you
Speaker 4: get so excited. Like on the way home from the airport,
Speaker 4: I saw the Specsavers ad. It's fantastic and it says
Speaker 4: welcome to Sydney and you've arrived in Melbourne, and then
Speaker 4: in Sydney it says welcome to Adelaide or whatever. And
Speaker 4: for a minute you get that oh my god panic
Speaker 4: and then.
Speaker 3: You go, ah, you got me, you got me, your
Speaker 3: cheeky respect say this.
Speaker 4: I agree there should be more, and I think it.
Speaker 2: Helps people like stay alert on the road when you're driving,
Speaker 2: because it kind of grabs your eye.
Speaker 3: But I know most people I would be like.
Speaker 4: Money from the don't listen to them. Advertising makes the
Speaker 4: world go.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: I want our freeways and highways to look like Times Square.
Speaker 7: Agree.
Speaker 3: If I was the Prime Minister, that's what I would.
Speaker 1: Do The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: First, we're going to do this segment where Swanne and
Speaker 2: I discuss everything we didn't get to over the summer
Speaker 2: break y ey.
Speaker 4: We have so much to discuss with Chrissy and Jack.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so much to discuss. Start using that because
Speaker 4: it is a great phrase.
Speaker 2: We have had six weeks apart, and all week we've
Speaker 2: been doing this, and quite frankly, we could do it
Speaker 2: all month with the amount of stuff we missed over
Speaker 2: the summer.
Speaker 7: Break one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: I've had a rolling note on my phone and I've
Speaker 4: been meaning to discuss with you your favorite words. You're right, Jack.
Speaker 4: Last year you said that you'd read a thing on Dourmoir,
Speaker 4: which is a fabulous instant account that we both.
Speaker 3: Follow, Celebrity tipoffs.
Speaker 4: Celebrity tipoffs secret I know who run it blind lines.
Speaker 4: It's sort of like a guest who don't sue sort
Speaker 4: of situation. And you revealed last year that someone said
Speaker 4: that Rihanna actually can't sing anymore and that is why
Speaker 4: she's concentrating on makeup and hosiery. I think it is,
Speaker 4: you know, And.
Speaker 3: There was a hair product taking there was there was an.
Speaker 4: Entire hairline, but no concerts and no singles, and we
Speaker 4: were like, of course she can still sing. Just before Christmas,
Speaker 4: some footage came out of Rihanna in a karaoke bar
Speaker 4: in New York City? Is that right in New York City,
Speaker 4: which is where our friend Lauren Phillips ran into her
Speaker 4: as well recently.
Speaker 3: I know lots of Jason Lauren fame had a full
Speaker 3: night with bad Gallery.
Speaker 7: Added New York City bar.
Speaker 4: I mean must like these.
Speaker 3: That woman can attract a star, Lauren, and sure can.
Speaker 4: I wonder if if she heard Rihanna singing like this,
Speaker 4: she tries, I cannot believe it, because we've got what
Speaker 4: that song sounded like when we heard it on the radio.
Speaker 4: Never do you. It's so good, so rude, but it
Speaker 4: makes me feel better.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, isn't it gold? Wow? Swanny Well, speaking of
Speaker 3: terrible singing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our gal Katie Perry released a special edition of
Speaker 2: her album one four three.
Speaker 4: I really thought that she was back from the brink
Speaker 4: when she performed at the AFL halftime. She was really great,
Speaker 4: and I thought she's back.
Speaker 2: And I want her to be back because I love
Speaker 2: the back catalog and I do actually like Katie. There's
Speaker 2: a song on this extended version, so she adds three
Speaker 2: extra songs. Let's say it's called Okay. And the reason
Speaker 2: it came to my attention is an American idol contestant
Speaker 2: who Or because she was a judge on American Idol,
Speaker 2: who was told by Katie that he essentially won't succeed
Speaker 2: or have a career in music, stitched a video of
Speaker 2: him listening to this song, being like, Hey, this is
Speaker 2: the same woman that told me I won't be successful.
Speaker 2: The song is called okay, and I think it is
Speaker 2: her worst song to day.
Speaker 12: Because we're not giving.
Speaker 9: It's not.
Speaker 3: He's not even heard singing.
Speaker 4: Look, it's not great. I feel very bad judging people
Speaker 4: for songs when I can't write a.
Speaker 2: You're not trying to do global tours. You're not trying
Speaker 2: to say that you're an acclaimed singer.
Speaker 3: That is horseshit.
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