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Speaker 2: You're just laughing because of the antics that took place

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Speaker 2: last night, which was a wow old night.

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Speaker 3: You said through a photo to the team, just to

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Speaker 3: Emma's book club. Thank you, Thank you very much to

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Speaker 3: me for organizing because of the project manager. Taken on the

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Speaker 3: job of project manager, because I really did feel as

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Speaker 3: though you are, I mean amazing as part of the

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Speaker 3: you know, the creative team on this book, but you

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Speaker 3: really need someone to drive it a bit more. You

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Speaker 3: keep saying it's going to be a worldwide hit, it's

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Speaker 3: it's going to rival Fifty Shades of Gray. But I

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Speaker 3: just feel like you're getting swept up in the you know,

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Speaker 3: We finally got some printed. Are they here?

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Speaker 1: When are they arriving?

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Speaker 2: Maybe three days away? I can't The tracking number is

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Speaker 2: not working.

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Speaker 1: Are you having it printed overseas?

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Speaker 2: What are you going to tracking the country? Are you

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Speaker 2: getting them printed in? I thought you're doing on the

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Speaker 2: photocopy here in China?

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Speaker 1: He can't work.

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Speaker 2: The photocopy of fits got it coming from China?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: And the truck made. One of the digits is wrong.

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Speaker 2: I've got on too, Jason at the factory. Jason's going

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Speaker 2: to double check the order number I came. But I'd

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Speaker 2: love some proof, Jason of the printing.

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Speaker 3: All right, So last night talk us through wronga, talk

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Speaker 2: Well, it was the sun was set in code. It

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Speaker 2: was quite beautiful. I dressed in black tie. I just

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Speaker 2: thought that was appropriate for the evening. I didn't want

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Speaker 2: to go in the far too personal trainer outfit, which

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Speaker 2: is the red shorts, the signature red shorts on the

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Speaker 2: front cover there, because that's Matt DeGroot's.

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Speaker 1: Legs, his legs, but not his at not his abs.

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Speaker 2: I should have taken Matt with me to just stand

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Speaker 2: there like the front cover of the book. But it

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Speaker 2: was great. I walked in the girls. I was half

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Speaker 2: an hour light of the girls that already been sipping champagne.

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Speaker 2: I had a bottle in my hand, and I had

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Speaker 2: a print out of a reading which I wanted to

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Speaker 2: happen at the book club. But this was my entry.

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Speaker 2: Where's Emma. There's no need to call the fibre ago,

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Speaker 2: but it is getting hot in here. This is so exciting,

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Speaker 2: and I thank you for having me here. And and

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Speaker 2: I thought, you know, tonight at Emma's book Club, we

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Speaker 2: could just all do a reading from the book that

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Speaker 2: I have here. If you bring just hold off on

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Speaker 2: the snorting. There's nothing wrong even have you? They sound excited,

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Speaker 2: the nervous giggles of Emma's book Club. It's contagious, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: They laughing at the suit. Oh nothing. I like that

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Speaker 3: you kept with me. I like that you did keep

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Speaker 2: It's very classy.

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Speaker 1: So did you do the reading or did one of

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: I passed to the ladies and they passed it on

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Speaker 5: I'm glad you like what you see, because if you

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Speaker 5: want to see more, you're going to need to do

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Speaker 5: this first. Grabbing me by the rest, she pulls me

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Speaker 5: towards towards her. Now we're pressed against each other, leaning

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Speaker 5: I can feel it up against my chest. What happens now?

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Speaker 2: It's like past the parcel and you don't want to

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Speaker 6: Her breathing is so heavy, she's almost shaking. Don't stop,

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Speaker 6: she says, biting my ear. Who am I making out

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Speaker 6: with here, Mike Tyson? I can now feel how she is.

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Speaker 6: I've never been with a girl before, especially one that

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Speaker 6: still has her clothes on. She is far from innocent

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you've done the guilty line. You wanted

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Speaker 2: more than you can. I tell you what the most

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 2: Then Emma stands up and she says one more thing

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Speaker 2: before you go. I think you know my husband. Oh

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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say she had a dungeon.

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Speaker 2: No husband walks out. I went through school with him.

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Speaker 2: I finished in year twelve on what a scotchy. He's

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Speaker 2: I had to apologize to him up the hallway, listening way.

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Speaker 2: That's creepy. He was the wall.

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Speaker 4: Too well for himself because he's at a book club.

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Speaker 2: He's done very well for himself.

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Speaker 1: He's probably grown up and got a real job.

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Speaker 2: Fish.

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Speaker 3: It's not like old mate rocking up for the erotic

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Speaker 2: To apologize for poisoning his wife's ears. Anyway, So do they.

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Speaker 3: Want you back? But do they get together? And do

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Speaker 3: we have a photo of the ladies.

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Speaker 2: You've got the Ladies of videos going up right now online.

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Speaker 2: You can see the arrival at Emma's book Club. They

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Speaker 2: didn't want their they won. They didn't want their faces

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Speaker 2: on the video. Why are they criminals? They're not criminals,

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Speaker 2: mate professionals. Some of them are in the Health and

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Speaker 2: Education department and.

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Speaker 1: They have children.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so they don't want this is Parts of this

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Speaker 2: book need to be consumed in your own private time.

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Speaker 2: Go to the Fitz Insta with Kate Ritchie Instagram page.

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Speaker 2: Have a look there. You'll see all the action from

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Speaker 2: Emma's book Club with Kate Richie on nov Whipper.

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Speaker 3: You got to mention in the paper today, talk about excitement.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen this?

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Speaker 3: It's all about this erotic novel that you've been penning

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Speaker 3: since what twenty forty twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 1: You've been writing, you know.

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Speaker 2: Brilliant writing.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually lost for words. We didn't know you were

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Speaker 3: writing an erotic novel. I heard it on a podcast

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Speaker 3: that you were going to gift a copy of this

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Speaker 3: book that there is, there's only one, well so far

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Speaker 2: And the thing is too so many people in media

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Speaker 2: one's writing for the adults. No one's doing it. I

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Speaker 2: just step up, Well you did.

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Speaker 1: I just have to point out very quickly. I don't

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Speaker 4: Was very It was a busy day for them yesterday,

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Speaker 4: as when Pauline he just decided to get behind the

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Speaker 2: And that's a different story that's on the front page.

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Speaker 1: Oh is it the lovable comedian? They call you.

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Speaker 3: They're yet to call you an author, which is a

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Speaker 3: little bit rude, but it does prove that people are interested.

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Speaker 3: I think we got some budget. How many are we

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Speaker 3: actually printing? Five hundred copies I think are going to

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Speaker 2: We haven't had a whole lot of feedback because no

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Speaker 2: we don't have any copies. What I did yesterday too

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Speaker 2: was and Sabrina a copy of chapter five, which is

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Speaker 2: quite a spicy chapter of this novel. We got Sabrina

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Speaker 2: huge fan of the novel The Far Too Personal Trainer.

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Speaker 4: She needs something, you know, she needs some action in

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Speaker 2: I think here's the review we got from Sabrina. What

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Speaker 2: do you think should be on the front cover?

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend and I have a bit of a weakness

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Speaker 1: for really muscular.

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Speaker 5: Car, so something like maybe really modern kind of speak

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Speaker 2: Sorry about that. I thought it was going to be

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Speaker 2: the review. That was the next thing. What do we

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Speaker 3: It's very important what goes on the front cover because

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Speaker 3: when you think about it, I mean, I know a

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Speaker 3: lot of people read, you know, on their devices now,

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Speaker 3: but when you go into a bookshop, you need to

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Speaker 2: So I've gone through some erotic novels and some of

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Speaker 1: Will you copy.

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Speaker 2: Copy the post and I just I'm going to put

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Speaker 2: some on the screen so you can see their front

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Speaker 2: covers as well. So you got fifty shades of gray

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Speaker 2: that's just a gray tie, So it suggests some level

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Speaker 2: of corporate or business or level of finance intrigue skilling

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Speaker 2: is okay. There's another one, Boone, that's love between the covers.

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Speaker 4: That's always they always turn that into a sketch, sort

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that vintage piece.

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Speaker 1: Am she looking like that?

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Speaker 4: She's obviously cheating on her husband with that man that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Fitzy, that happens between the covers.

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Speaker 4: It's a tale of chiseled hunks and sexual awakening.

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Speaker 1: Is that a mock up?

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Speaker 2: For real? What about this one? Hired for the billionaire's

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Speaker 4: That's the modern day meals in larger pre for the old.

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Speaker 2: Are they? Are they on a canal there in Amsterdam

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Speaker 4: Look what he's trying to get into?

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Speaker 2: It a different type of canal, stairway to destiny. I

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Speaker 2: don't know if you guys have been down this stairway,

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Speaker 2: but Miriam McGregor has. That's that's a beautiful cover, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: That's a painting that looks like Claudia Schiffer with a

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Speaker 2: Doesn't a guy with his arm around the girl just

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Speaker 2: sort of comforting one thing he's proposing. Hang on, he's

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Speaker 2: got a ring in his hands. The romance, Oh wow,

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Speaker 4: That's I mean, that's in this That's in the act,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's in the throes of Passion New York Times

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Speaker 2: best selling author. There's muscles in there.

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Speaker 1: That's a woman. Look at that shoulder. Nice arms.

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Speaker 2: She's going to like that guy's shoulder. Do you think

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Speaker 2: it should be shoulders instead of legs?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Maybe look at that the way he's holding her.

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Speaker 2: He looks faster of the mountain. Is that a book

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Speaker 2: about Craig Lowns or I don't think it is? Dirty?

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Speaker 2: Stranger is one of my favorite gross So that's like

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Speaker 2: a masculine muscle top half.

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Speaker 1: No like ripped and tanned.

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Speaker 2: This is my favorite. Kissing the coronavirush. She was supposed

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Speaker 2: to cure the coronavirus. Instead she fell in love with it.

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Speaker 2: She had no favorite Corona Ah Sorr some great front covers.

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Speaker 2: Here's what I've sort of played with together and behind

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Speaker 2: the scenes, we've workshopped the title and what it would

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Speaker 2: couple of topless on a jet skin. It's me in

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Speaker 2: a pair of shorts with my legs there and the

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Speaker 2: title the far too Personal Trainer. Is that that's not

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Speaker 2: the poster for teen Wolf? Is it? No? No, that's

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Speaker 2: one session?

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Speaker 1: Are they your Why have you used your legs?

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Speaker 2: My legs?

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Speaker 3: Get nothing wrong with your legs. But there are people

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Speaker 3: out there. We could have run a competition for a model.

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Speaker 1: To do it.

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Speaker 2: I just say your ication is doing over. It's because

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Speaker 2: my legs are Maybe it's because they're too close together.

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Speaker 2: This one, i've kind of I think I'm wide. You're bending, Yes,

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Speaker 2: you can see them step one sliding out the inside

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Speaker 2: a string stretch.

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Speaker 3: Yep, you got the old rebox, got bike shorts on

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Speaker 3: under those?

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Speaker 2: Worry about that?

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Speaker 1: And then why have you got bike shorts on to cover?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 2: To keep everything in there?

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Speaker 3: Lunch tiny little lunch box into control?

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Speaker 2: Is that the one you're going with?

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Speaker 1: What about where he's bending like a squat?

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Speaker 2: That's nice mid squats.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that looks like you obviously you're you've come

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Speaker 4: across a virus as well, and you need to sit down.

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Speaker 1: You're about to sit on the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Isn't the legs my legs no good for the front cover?

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Speaker 1: Do you have someone there combing that hair?

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Speaker 2: I think I just pushed it down in my shorts.

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Speaker 1: I think you did.

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Speaker 3: I don't know whether I think if Okay, if I'm

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Speaker 3: going into the bookshop and I'm looking at that and

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Speaker 3: I'm seeing those hairy legs, I know absolutely no disrespect

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Speaker 3: to you at all. I mean, I think you've got

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Speaker 3: great legs, and I'm certainly not here to shame.

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Speaker 4: Can I just say, first of all, you're not if

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Speaker 4: you're walking into a gym, you're not using that as

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Speaker 4: a personal trainer. I'm sorry, I don't think so. I

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Speaker 4: think that looks like a personal trainer. I think that

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Speaker 4: looks like a creepy guy from the seventies. Yes, who

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Speaker 4: it's like porkies, or it's teen w yeah, or it's

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Speaker 4: super bad.

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Speaker 2: It's the poster for super Bad. I'm right here.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's not taking it seriously. If you're

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Speaker 3: a serious author and you want people to get on

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Speaker 3: board with Ben whatever his name is, the far too

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Speaker 3: personal trainer, I think we need you need to hire

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Speaker 3: some legs.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So these legs aren't good. Fitzy, you

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Speaker 2: don't have any carves. You're the old spaghetti on steroids. Tommy,

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Speaker 2: you don't have any muscle MDG. Hello mate, would you

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Speaker 2: consider maybe a reshoot, same red shorts your legs? Because

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Speaker 2: what are your legs? Line? It's a pretty good leg

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Speaker 2: My reformer pilates obsession is finally about to pay off

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Speaker 2: on the big stage. What do you rate your legs

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Speaker 2: out of ten? Obviously a hard nine? All right, reshoot today.

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Speaker 2: If you guys aren't happy with my.

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Speaker 3: Legs, happy to wear those shorts after I've worn them?

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Speaker 1: You need a larger size, so imagine.

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Speaker 2: Just another proud thing to add to the CV. I'll

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Speaker 2: mama call and let her know that we're doing a

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Speaker 2: photo shoot.

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