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Speaker 1: Hey, Peel Bears back, baby. Yeah, I'm very excited about that.

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Speaker 1: You know what happened with me in Vegas? You were there,

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Speaker 2: The well, just just for the autists who were not

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Speaker 1: Tell us what I weren't in the er. Fine, everything's fine, right,

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Speaker 1: I don't have any Rugby League jokes or anything like that,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and so well, that's why we gets upset with

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Speaker 1: might as well come out of these boxes. Nothing. There

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Speaker 1: And I said, all right, let's open up box and

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Speaker 1: And I've I've told him the whole time, you can

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Speaker 1: Yeah so so, but in that box he also pulled

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Speaker 1: whole group of people. There's probably a lot of people

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Speaker 1: there who are working for the right reasons and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that, and it's probably a very tough job, but

431
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Speaker 1: I believe they've been given a mandate, which isn't fair.

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Speaker 2: I was I was looking something I can't remember. I

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Speaker 2: saw it. Saw you're doing this talking about America and

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Speaker 2: what goes on America. And I saw you're saying that

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Speaker 2: you don't mind when people convert from being heterosexual timosexual,

436
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Speaker 2: but not the other way around. I think the other

437
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Speaker 2: way around. But like, but I just didn't quite understand

438
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Speaker 2: what was the point you're trying to make.

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Speaker 1: What was the point is it?

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Speaker 2: American?

441
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Speaker 1: Is nothing with American. That's just the I saw about

442
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Speaker 1: gay conversion therapy.

443
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Speaker 2: That's it gay conversion.

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Speaker 1: They gay conversion conversion therapy, which is done mostly in

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Speaker 1: the South, is where you pray, pray, pray into south

446
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Speaker 1: of where we're in the South of America, like Alabama

447
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Speaker 1: and stuff. It's in churches, Baptist churches and stuff like that,

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Speaker 1: and it's where it's where they try to convert people

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Speaker 1: from being gata straight. And I don't agree with that,

450
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Speaker 1: but I do agree with being converted from straight to gay.

451
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Speaker 1: I just think it would have saved me a lot

452
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Speaker 1: of time. A lot of money, I'd have an extra house.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much.

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Speaker 2: A would mean Mike has out of a few extra

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Speaker 2: houses I got to But a conversion therapy is that

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Speaker 2: a thing in the United States?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Like really? Yes, Yes, there's there's gay conversion therapy.

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Speaker 2: Yes that's happening, but it's for real, not undercover or whatever.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, there's that's really good. There's a

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Speaker 1: really good Russell Crow Timothy shallow May movie where Russell

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Speaker 1: plays his father and it's a true story and it's

462
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Speaker 1: called about the Boy or you'll be abule to find

463
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Speaker 1: it out pretty quickly, but that's a true story about

464
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Speaker 1: a Baptist minister who had a son who was gay

465
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Speaker 1: and they kept on going to the conversion therapy and

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Speaker 1: all that type of stuff. And there's a documentary on Netflix,

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Speaker 1: and I'm correct me if it's wrong, but that's the

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Speaker 1: best documentary to watch it. It's called Maybe Pray Away

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Speaker 1: or something like that, and it's all about the whole

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Speaker 1: There was a whole company that used to, you know,

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Speaker 1: get kids and they'd all sing and they'd feel the

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Speaker 1: voice of God and all the people who were you know,

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Speaker 1: I used to be a lesbian. But you know that

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Speaker 1: wasn't right. That was because of something and I wasn't

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Speaker 1: listening to God right. Every single one of the people

476
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Speaker 1: that ran the pray away thing, they all went.

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Speaker 2: Back to be like an exticism.

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Speaker 1: They all went back the people who were stopping the

479
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Speaker 1: people from being gay, they all went back to gay.

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Speaker 1: And there's no one left.

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Speaker 2: Because I know she want picked the YMCA song. Are

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Speaker 2: you doning to talk about it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Because like they got some sort of season.

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Speaker 1: So I got I got told that I was going

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Speaker 1: to be suit for defamation if I continue to talk

487
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Speaker 1: about so. On a podcast with Amos gil my podcast

488
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Speaker 1: I do with him called the ATM Podcast, we were

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Speaker 1: talking about when Trump during the inauguration had the village

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Speaker 1: people play the YMCA and he did that dance. It

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Speaker 1: looks like he's winking too cocks off to his face,

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Speaker 1: and I said, I said, isn't it funny that all

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Speaker 1: these evangelical Christians are dancing to the YMCA song about

494
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Speaker 1: men bumming in the showers? Right, That's that's what it was,

495
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Speaker 1: young man. If you're down on your dough, there's a

496
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Speaker 1: place you can go. You can get yourself clean, you

497
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Speaker 1: can have a good meal. You can do whatever you feel,

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Speaker 1: I said, young man, don't you listening. It's it's probably

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Speaker 1: more about teenage male prostitution, if we're to be correct anyway,

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Speaker 1: So I said that the MSA was about homosexuality, and

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Speaker 1: then the next day I get a letter from Lady

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Speaker 1: Could Karen Willis. And Karen Willis is a lawyer, but

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Speaker 1: she's married to Victor Willis. And Victor Willis is the

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Speaker 1: cop from the Village People, And before that he was

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Speaker 1: married to Felicia Rashad. Right, So who was missus Huxtable

506
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Speaker 1: from the Cosby Show? So she she hangs out with

507
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Speaker 1: the best guy than she And so what happened there

508
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Speaker 1: was Victor's not gay. Victor writes most of the songs.

509
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Speaker 1: But yeah, surely he knew about the others, right, Surely

510
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Speaker 1: surely he turned around occasionally and saw the biker in

511
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Speaker 1: the leather chaps, you know who incidentally died from AIDS

512
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Speaker 1: in the nineties. Right, the band was a gay band.

513
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Speaker 1: I always like that about them, that they were fun

514
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Speaker 1: and campy and all that type of stuff. And as

515
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Speaker 1: a kid, you could watch him. Guy, he's brilliant, all

516
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Speaker 1: dressed in different outfits and you know, they were never

517
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Speaker 1: in your face about it. They were just disco music

518
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 1: and good music as well, you know. So so I

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Speaker 1: get this ease and assists that I ring her up

520
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: and a lot of stuff. Now, sadly, at the time

521
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Speaker 1: right now, I don't know when this is being released,

522
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Speaker 1: but sadly, whilst I was flying over to Australia, Victor

523
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Speaker 1: Willis suddenly died. The cop from the Village People has

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Speaker 1: just passed away. So you know, case closed, I guess,

525
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Speaker 1: but you know, I kind of enjoyed, say, I ring

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Speaker 1: Karen up, and I go, I go get a Karen.

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Speaker 1: I said, I don't want to, you know, be any trouble,

528
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Speaker 1: and she goes, you can't go wrong, go around seeing

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Speaker 1: that the WAYMCA is about men banging in the showers,

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Speaker 1: and I said, bonging in the showers? I said, bumming, Karen,

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Speaker 1: And she goes, what is bumming me? And I said,

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Speaker 1: if you don't know what that means, why the fuck

533
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Speaker 1: are you suing me? And I said, I said, I've

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Speaker 1: always liked that it was a gay anthem, and she went,

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Speaker 1: your rate, it is a gay anthem, but it's also

536
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Speaker 1: a Burmetz for anthem. A wedding anthem or high school

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Speaker 1: graduation ant them. It's whatever anthem you want it to be,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I want it to be the

539
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Speaker 1: gay one right now. I do have some remorse about

540
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Speaker 1: this because I didn't know that Bigdgg had an illness

541
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Speaker 1: where he died quite quickly. Because whilst I was had

542
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Speaker 1: this season assist let Donald Trump came out and said,

543
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: I can't do the impersonation. But he said, he said, ah,

544
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Speaker 1: I did great with the gays. I did great with

545
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Speaker 1: the gay vote because I kept on playing the gay

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Speaker 1: national anthem right now. The reason that victim wanted to

547
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Speaker 1: sue me was because he was getting all that mag

548
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Speaker 1: of money and he wanted to distance himself from the

549
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Speaker 1: homosexual part.

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Speaker 2: Of Oh Wow, right.

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Speaker 1: So he's like, no, none of the songs are about homosexuality.

552
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Speaker 1: And then Trump goes and calls it the gay national anthem.

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Speaker 1: So I did ring up Karen and go I just

554
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Speaker 1: want to talk about and she hung up on me.

555
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 1: And now I don't know, I don't know if he

556
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: was sick then or anything. I hope not. I hope

557
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Speaker 1: I wasn't causing any trouble to her day because I look,

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Speaker 1: she's they sent me the letter. It's being told that

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Speaker 1: you're going to be sued for saying that the village

560
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Speaker 1: people are gain is the equivalent of being sued for

561
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Speaker 1: saying that water is wet.

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Speaker 2: And the defense would be what they call the truth defense.

563
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Speaker 2: And then all you have to do is prove that

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Speaker 2: that it's the truth and you're not. You're not going

565
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Speaker 2: to be suit famation.

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Speaker 1: But also it's ard it's open to interpretation, so I said,

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Speaker 1: So I said, well, okay, okay, find that YMCA isn't

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Speaker 1: about homosexuality. I don't want to get sued. I said,

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Speaker 1: but in the Navy, you've got to give me in

570
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Speaker 1: the navy. You can't give me in the navy. And

571
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,919
Speaker 1: she goes, in the navy's just about men joining the navy,

572
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Speaker 1: and I said, I know. One of the lyrics is

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Speaker 1: we need more seamen, like what are we doing? What

574
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 1: are we doing? Like I'm not I'm not over faving.

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00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: I got no pride. And you know what, because I

576
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 1: had that phone call with her, and I wanted to

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Speaker 1: get lyrics from songs and stuff like that, and I

578
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Speaker 1: wanted to actually have a you know, a conversation with her,

579
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Speaker 1: and I wanted to be prepared that week. I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm listening to the village people and then it hasn't

581
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Speaker 1: stopped since I had listened to the village people in

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Speaker 1: thirty years.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I think they're great.

584
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: Though they're great, they had more hits than you thought.

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00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: I come out on stage now to Macho Man, Pase

586
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Speaker 1: loses their shit. I walk up to the microphone a

587
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: bit that goes, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, it's just

588
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,239
Speaker 1: it builds up the whole audience, right, And it's just

589
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: and that that's another one that's just a video clip

590
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: of men just doing arm curls, right, shirtless men. And

591
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: I said, come on, Macho Man's pretty gay carry and

592
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: she goes, that's I go. I go, what's that about?

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00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 1: She goes, that's just about men working out in the gym?

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00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: And I said, what about the women. There's no women

595
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Speaker 1: in the song, and she goes, women didn't work out

596
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Speaker 1: in the gym's in the seventies.

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Speaker 2: It's good, it's for me, But why do you think

598
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 2: Trump chooses You're an observeranty?

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00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: It's Trump's favorite song, and by tune by tune, by tune,

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00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: it's his favorite song that when he was in nightclubs

601
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: and stuff, because you could do a dance with it. Yeah, right,

602
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: And he said on a few podcasts they said, oh,

603
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Speaker 1: what gets people out in the dance for you? Because

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Speaker 1: the WYMSA, it's a great song, great song, the WYMCA,

605
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: that's the best one. This type of stuff. And I

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Speaker 1: hear the winems is mentioned on the Epstein Files like

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Speaker 1: forty seven. No I just made that up. I can

608
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Speaker 1: imagine him and Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking's swirling around

609
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: and the thing all dancing to it. But yeah, no

610
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Speaker 1: I I he says, that's look Donald Trump, he liked

611
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,479
Speaker 1: meeting women and going out and stuff, and he reckons

612
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Speaker 1: that's the song that gets everyone out in the dance floor.

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Speaker 2: So well, it's interesting you should say it because as

614
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Speaker 2: you're talking about president's, prime ministers and famous people, I'm

615
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 2: thinking about our promise and more recently being asked a

616
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Speaker 2: question about would call him and ogue I run a

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Speaker 2: birch more somebody else.

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Speaker 1: I just did Nicky Osborne's pot I did the next podcast.

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Speaker 1: I don't have it, so I didn't, And so I

620
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: was just talking to Nicky so she's.

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Speaker 2: Like she's got him good.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's okay. I'm not. I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I can't vote in this country because I'm not a resident,

624
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: so I don't have any skin in the game as much.

625
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: But you know, I watched your podcast with Dave Fuse

626
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Speaker 1: and we'll go back to the Kylie thing in a second. Right.

627
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: I I agree with Dave, Right, I agree the taxes

628
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: have gone too high. I believe the income tax that

629
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 1: that that that that taxing capital gains before that money

630
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: has been acquiet is the same as going to a

631
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Speaker 1: blackjack table and after every hand is nicking a bit,

632
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: but I haven't left the table yet. Ah yeah, but

633
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: you're doing all right, right. And the one like inheritance tax,

634
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Speaker 1: that's crazy, that money's already been taxed, and they do

635
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: that one in America as well, right, But the other one,

636
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: the capital gains on they don't. They don't do. But

637
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Speaker 1: what I find weird is whenever, like Dave Hugh speaks

638
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: up and he was getting abused online, abused, stay in

639
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: your lane, stay in your life, what is exactly staying

640
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 1: And you're like, you're a comedian, Well he was. He

641
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: wasn't funny in your interview. He was talking about it.

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Speaker 1: We have freedom of speech with this is the thing.

643
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Speaker 1: No one stays in their lane anymore. Right. I used

644
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: to be able to go before a show and think

645
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: that went well, and now I have to hear from

646
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: everyone whether they.

647
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 2: Liked it or not.

648
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: That was shit, that was good, This was right. Everyone

649
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: gives opinions on fucking everything. You would never tell a

650
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: lawyer or an accountant or a baker or a plumber

651
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: stay in your lane. Right. And also, so you just

652
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: saying stay in your lane to another human is not

653
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: them staying in their lane. If you're a plumber and

654
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: you're like going, you shouldn't comment on fucking politics. You

655
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. This should you by

656
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: the same fucking thing. You're not apologic. We're all going

657
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: to make comments moving forward. And so I like the

658
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: fact that he put his balls out there and he

659
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: was passionate about something. And if people want to call

660
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: him a flog or whatever or this is you know,

661
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: it's very difficult to make change people's minds. But I'm

662
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: on team Hughes for that one. Now, going back to

663
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: the Kylie minogue of the whole thing. I'm not a

664
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,719
Speaker 1: big elbow guy, right, but I respect the office you know,

665
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go play some cricket there for

666
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: the celebrity cricket game. Care I'm well up for it, right,

667
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: I will stick up for ourbo on this one. What

668
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: was he meant to say? What was his other option? Was?

669
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: His other option was no, I wouldn't fuck Kylie? Right,

670
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: you could get sleep Mary kill. I'd shag Kylie. I

671
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: don't know if you said the term shagged. Yeah, shag

672
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: was a word, yeah, shag Kylee. She she used the

673
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: word shag, Yeah, yeah, shag Mary kill? And he goes

674
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: shag Kylie? What was his other option? I wouldn't shag

675
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: any of them? That's what? Is that? What you want

676
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: to hear? You want to hear like like, we want

677
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: our politicians to be more personal, We want them to

678
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: be people that we can relate to. We've all played

679
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: that game, shagg Mary kill. We've all played it. It's

680
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: it's a it's a you know, something's been happening for

681
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: the last twenty years, is this game that we all

682
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: play and has been asking a thousand podcasts? What would

683
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: you rather have said? I prefer Danny, you know, or

684
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: he could have been really offensive. I would have shaged

685
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: Kyllie when she was a bit younger, not now. If

686
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: he said that, then the news would have been like

687
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: PM says, he wouldn't shag Kylie in current states.

688
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 2: She's too old.

689
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's too old. Anything pasted spinning around that was

690
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: her last big song. Yeah, anything past that I wouldn't

691
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: go for. But right up from locomotion till then, she

692
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: was very shaggable and that periods, so like it. If

693
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: he said Randa birch More is the one I said,

694
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: I think they would have been a bit more leaning

695
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: in on him.

696
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 2: Because she's a bit older.

697
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 1: She's a been older. Yeah, But because he went Kylie,

698
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: they went like like I've like people. There's been rumors

699
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: about this guy and not being straight and that he

700
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: got married quite late in life. There's always rumors.

701
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 2: About about Alba.

702
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: Yeah serious, yeah, but there's always online there's rumors about.

703
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 2: Everything female before.

704
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: What did that work out? No, I don't think this.

705
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: This is not my opinion. I'm just saying you can't win.

706
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: You can't win. If the guy said nothing, he would

707
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: have been seen as this weak, wishy, washy fella who's

708
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: not up.

709
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: Avoided the question, not up for a.

710
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: Bit of fun. Yeah, right, he does something that's a

711
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: bit of fun and this is just people wanting to

712
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: pick on nothing. So I'll defend him till the end

713
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 1: on this one. So let's go through it. Let's me

714
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,760
Speaker 1: and you, let's do it all right. So so shag

715
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: Mary kill? Right, and you've interviewed him right now, you're

716
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: gonna have to have sex with him. But we've only

717
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: had one female prime minister, so we're going to go

718
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: John Howard, Paul Keaton, al Ben Easy, shag Mary kill?

719
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Speaker 1: What do you got for me? It's a hard choice,

720
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: a hard choice. It's a soft choice. Really in the end,

721
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: you need a blue tablet to get it over.

722
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:51,240
Speaker 2: I would definitely be soft, probably probably Johnny Howard.

723
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: Johnny Howard's the shagged or I see, I'd married Johnny

724
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: because I think he would just have little hobbies and

725
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 1: you'd get to have time.

726
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 2: But I read it just once. You wouldn't have to

727
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 2: worry about it again. Then he wants to watch cricket.

728
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: What are you going to marry bloody Keating and sit

729
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: around with Keating? Be smart, smart little clocks. I don't

730
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: want to look at his grandfather clocks. But but Keating

731
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: intellect should be good to be fun, right, so when

732
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: you watch the Telly, you can turn to Keating every

733
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:24,439
Speaker 1: now and again and go all right, so you're killing

734
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: Alberan easy.

735
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 2: So that's where we know and that's funny, you know

736
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 2: that because it's comedians can get away with so much

737
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,439
Speaker 2: that that that that process what you just did, then

738
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 2: you can get away with that. And Nicky was wanting

739
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 2: to get away with too, but just backfight pretty hard

740
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 2: on on the Prime minister. What is it about comedians

741
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 2: when to get away with stuff? For example? But whereas

742
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 2: Carl seven Over can't. He's supposed to be a journalist.

743
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's a See. I got more troubles when

744
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: I had a political talk show because then everyone took

745
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: all my jokes very seriously. And then I ceased to

746
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: be a comedian and a member of the media, and

747
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: that was chart a time and then. But with comedy,

748
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: I find the best way to not get canceled is

749
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: to flood the market with outrageous statements. Right, So if

750
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: someone tries to get you at one point, you go, I.

751
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 2: Did this, this, this, this, this, it's.

752
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: Like the thing. Other people would have got in more

753
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: trouble for that rugby league thing than I got in

754
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 1: trouble for. But at the end of the days, I'm

755
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: a guy, Sez, I'm a and that's always been me

756
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: think and I've never marketed myself any differently.

757
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 2: But is it just when there's also you say you

758
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 2: talk about controversial things to like. I mean, I've heard

759
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 2: parts of some of your stuff like Hitler. Some people

760
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 2: you can't do it a Hitler, And I know this

761
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 2: is the most reason too. I don't think you wanted

762
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 2: to have a different name for it.

763
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to call one of them Hitler. I

764
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: was toying around with names for this tour because you

765
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: want to get noticed. Now. My tourist called son of

766
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: a carp and because my dad's a carp ander. I

767
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: do a little bit of religious humor in there and

768
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: stuff like that.

769
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 2: I thought there was a pissed from Trump putting that photograph.

770
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Speaker 1: Of that's the whole thing I say. When I've got

771
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: the angel wings, I that's just a picture of me

772
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: being a doctor. But yeah, so I always liked to

773
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: I wanted to. I wanted to call my last special

774
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: Hitler because I thought it would get noticed Netflix. Netflix.

775
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: We ended up on tulimp policy I was toying around

776
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 1: with because of all the controversy that's happening Australia. I

777
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of skin in the game when

778
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: it comes to this subject, so I don't want to

779
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: be told that I'm saying the wrong hint thing or

780
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: any But I got told this would get me in

781
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: too much trouble. But I wanted to call the tour

782
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,760
Speaker 1: from the River to the Sea word.

783
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 2: This current tour.

784
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: I've been told that that way, that way'd happened. We

785
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: have a little thing at the beginning of the of

786
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: the tour, at the moment where I like to just

787
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: take the piss out of little sacred cows just enough

788
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: to get in this much trouble. So I do I

789
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 1: do an acknowledgment at the beginning of the show a

790
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: voice So there's a voiceover acknowledgment where I got a

791
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: voice artist to actually read it out for me, and

792
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:03,959
Speaker 1: it's it's welcome to County, and I go this show

793
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: is for past president and emerging Sit back and enjoy

794
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: the show.

795
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 2: How to go at enmore.

796
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: Oh, it crushes, it crushes every time every time it plays.

797
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: I'm getting laughs. I'm not even on the stage. Yet

798
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: you know, it's fantastic. It's just an extra routine that

799
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,760
Speaker 1: doesn't even you know, I've never been now we getting

800
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: into I talked about this just with Nicky as well.

801
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how I've gotten on this subject, but

802
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: I've never I've always thought Welcome to Country was a

803
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: bit silly. I just thought it was a bit of

804
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: a silly thing. For first, it's one thing to do

805
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 1: before sporting events when there's international people that are coming

806
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: in and we want to do it landing knowledgement. But

807
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: I work extensively in Canada and they do it a

808
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: little bit with the Inuits, and America doesn't do any

809
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 1: any acknowledgements whatsoever of Native American Indians before things or

810
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: anything like that. And it's not needed. And the reason

811
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: it's not needed, and this will get me in a

812
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: probably trouble, but hopefully just a little bit, it's because

813
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: they've somewhat fixed it in America and we haven't fixed

814
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: it out here. They've made a deal, right we're here

815
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: in Australia. We're further back with all becoming one than.

816
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 2: We ever have been, well more so now than ever.

817
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: More so now than ever, and we've apologized, and we've

818
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: done welcome to country and all type of stuff. You

819
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: can only apologize so much. There's like, of course, we

820
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: need to remember the Aboriginal's history and we have to

821
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 1: acknowledge the plight that they've been through and the misjusice

822
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 1: that has been given to them. Of course that's a thing,

823
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: but we can't doing welcome to country and apologizing is

824
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: doing fuck all. It isn't doing anything to fix the situation.

825
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: There's not an Aboriginal who sits in the theater of

826
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: a comedy show and he's welcome to country and goes.

827
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 2: Oh good, thank god, oh good, this is all feel better.

828
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: If you want to fix it, If you want to

829
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: fix the issue, compensation is the only way to do it.

830
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: In any argument, someone has to have an apology and

831
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: then compensation has to be handed over. So if you

832
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 1: want to fix Aboriginal relations in this country, do exactly

833
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: what they did in America. Because I work in Indian casinos.

834
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: I've worked in over forty Indian casinos all over the

835
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: country and they are flourishing.

836
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 2: So how do they compensate them over there?

837
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: So on the reservations, you're allowed to build a business

838
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: that is tax free. So let's make it even simpler,

839
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: no reservations. Let's say any Aboriginal who are one sixteenth

840
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: and under don't have to pay tax anymore. If you

841
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 1: open a business, you're tax free. And I believe by

842
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: doing this you could probably get rid of twenty government

843
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 1: bodies that are all about helping and fixing the things

844
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 1: and all that type of stuff that we're already paying

845
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Speaker 1: money to. Right so, if they can open casinos, shops, whatever,

846
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: any business they want to tax.

847
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 2: Tax free, tax free, they're perfect model.

848
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Speaker 1: And I don't think and people will call me racist

849
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: for saying this. I'm saying that the Aboriginals shouldn't have

850
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: to pay taxes. How can that be racist? And then

851
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 1: you go, they could open casinos like the like the

852
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: Indians or the Native Americans and the Inuits do in

853
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: North America. And then people will say, oh, so you

854
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: want to want to push them into gaming. We have

855
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 1: to stop treating them like their children. We have to

856
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 1: go we apologize. Everything was wrong that we did with

857
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: the Stolen Generation was one hundred percent wrong. But we

858
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 1: have to move forward to becoming one. And if we

859
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 1: have to do one, there has to be something more

860
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: than words, because all we've been doing is.

861
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 2: Bloody words, so we're bullsheating them.

862
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: We're just we're product piece. Welcome the country. Here's the thing,

863
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: sky writing the words sorry as people walk over the Harvard.

864
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: It's all very nice, but it does fuck all. So

865
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: just that's the simplest one. That's the simplest one. Just

866
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: no more taxes. And if you can't make a go

867
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,479
Speaker 1: at it without paying taxes, then we have to work

868
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: and figure something else out. Or if you're still because

869
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: what we're still going to be angry in another hundred years.

870
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,240
Speaker 1: We're going to be angry angry in another one hundred years.

871
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: The world is always was going to become a global

872
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 1: place where everyone was going to live. There was no

873
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: country that was going to be left on Earth that

874
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: one race just existed in and so it wouldn't be

875
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 1: like that now. So the way that it happened sure terrible.

876
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: You don't want that. It's a very dark part of

877
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: Australia's history and it should have There should be statues

878
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: and there should be museums, and it should be taught

879
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: in school and we should know about that. But we

880
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 1: have to move forward.

881
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 2: So it's interesting you said something about division, you know,

882
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 2: like the world has sort of become divided a lot,

883
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 2: you know, left right, you know, and just met every

884
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 2: aspect you know, economically everything. Why do you think where

885
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 2: do you think? I mean, you've got kids, young kids.

886
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 2: What do you think of the future for everybody?

887
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. In the AI, I've never really used

888
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 1: AI in any way. I haven't used it to do

889
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 1: the chat GTP or any You don't use it for

890
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 1: anything for shows. I don't use it for anything. I

891
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: hardly turn on a computer. I'm a stone age guy, man.

892
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: I just you know, I don't really write me Jakes down.

893
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: That's just I like to sort of keep in my

894
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: own personal world, you know. And I'm worried about what

895
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 1: that will do for jobs because I've seen what that's

896
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: doing to the business that I work in, the creators

897
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: in acting and movies and stuff like that. And I

898
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 1: can see this is getting worse and worse and worse.

899
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: And I know people who are losing their jobs now,

900
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: and everyone just going, oh, it's just a tool we're

901
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: going to use. And I think, I don't, you know,

902
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: will the world become like Terminator? Probably not, but.

903
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 2: Maybe even in a simulation.

904
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yeah, Like so I just worry about what

905
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 1: jobs will be available from my children, not whether they

906
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: will be capable, or whether the industries will get too

907
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: competitive for them to whatever, but what jobs will they

908
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: actually have? Where were we because because it was it

909
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: was easy before? Okay, So so in entertainment, for whatever reason,

910
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 1: entertainers get more trouble for nepotism than any other business. Really, yeah,

911
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: whenever you see an actor or something in a movie,

912
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: you go ptism. Johnny Depp's daughter, Dakota Fanning, you know

913
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 1: what I mean. You say, oh, the nepotism. Nepotism is

914
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: blah blah blahs. Kid, it's darted as kid. Yet if

915
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: you see a truck of a plumber and it says

916
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: Davis and Sons, you're like, good on him. Got his

917
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: bloody boys into the business and they're all bloody working together.

918
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: You get a law firm that is Williams Williams and

919
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: and you know Zion, Like whatever, right Williams you got.

920
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: You don't go, oh fucking Williams, get your son in

921
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: the business, right. But with entertainment this is one of

922
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 1: the problemses. So you, as a businessman, you can teach

923
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: your children how to be a businessman. I'm fucking working

924
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: on a sports card collection, right. I tell jokes and

925
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: you know, and do a bit acting. I can't teach

926
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 1: my children. I've invested well, I think, and I've done

927
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: little things right and that type of stuff, but there's

928
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: nothing for me to teach them if they want to

929
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: go into other fields. And it used to be you

930
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 1: could just go to university or whatever. And so now

931
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, if I could help get my son's a

932
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: leg up in show business, I'm going to do it.

933
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it because that's the only only

934
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: field that I know to work in now. Sadly, I

935
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: think that that field's going away. The only thing that

936
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: I would say, if you have a lot of money,

937
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: like a lot of money, that you should invest in.

938
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 1: And I know I've got a someone who I'm not

939
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: a friend with, someone i'm friendly with, who's a billionaire

940
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: and he invests. He was talking to me about this

941
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: is sports. Sports is going to be the only arena

942
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: left where we're always going to watch human beings.

943
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.

944
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: We're never going to accept AI sports, going to accept

945
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: robot sports, right.

946
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'd watch a running racing couple Robot.

947
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: But part of it is seeing ourselves, the humanity of

948
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: the thing, the injuries that this, that that how far

949
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,919
Speaker 1: can we press ourselves? Once we see an athlete who's

950
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: doing something that we haven't seen before, that inspires human beings, Right,

951
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 1: shohe or Tani is now better than Babe Ruth. And

952
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: Babe Ruth was always going to be the greatest of

953
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: all time, and we thought no one could ever come close.

954
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: And now we've got a guy that's exceeded what he's done.

955
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 1: Mind you, Babe Ruth only played in the White leagues.

956
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: He didn't even play against the Dominican person, you know,

957
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: so we never know how he would have been if

958
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: he played against every other race.

959
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 2: Speaking which you've been watching the footing.

960
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 1: Yes, for the football. I'm SoC the soccer. As I

961
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: went and saw Australia versus Turkey, and I was at

962
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 1: the Australian American game as well, and I've been watching

963
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: all the other ones. I I the Egypt game has

964
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: stuffed me up all week because I never got my

965
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: bloody body clock right because they're waking up four o'clock

966
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: in the morning to see a whole lot of Egyptians

967
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:08,760
Speaker 1: rolling around holding their shins. I've watched a lot of football,

968
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:13,799
Speaker 1: a lot of football, and that was the most like

969
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: those cunts could have built a pyramid, None of them,

970
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 1: none of them. They would have gotten a pebble and

971
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: dropped it on their foot on the first fucking day.

972
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: If those pricks were making fact that were on that

973
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: field were making fucking pyramids, all the hieroglyphics would have

974
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:32,399
Speaker 1: been blokes rolling around holding their fucking shins like. That

975
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: game proved to me that there are aliens, because they

976
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: couldn't have done it without fucking aliens.

977
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 2: Wasn't as good as the Italians were in where the

978
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 2: two thousand and four whenever it.

979
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: Was six when Lucas neil I was at that game

980
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 1: as well, was it? Yeah?

981
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Berlin, Yeah yeah, Berlin. It was in Germany.

982
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: In two thousand and six, I went to Germany. I

983
00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: had Marshwort Smiths, had maybe twenty thousand pounds in my

984
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 1: bank account, and coming from a working class family, I

985
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 1: might as well have been a millionaire. I had twenty

986
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 1: thousand pounds I'd saved up like I was set for life,

987
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: and so I rang up. And my mother was always

988
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: she wanted to come out to England and this, that

989
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: and the other, but she was hard work and I thought,

990
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: this is a good chance for me to just have

991
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: my father come and visit me, and for me and

992
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: him to do something together where my mother wouldn't complain

993
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: because she don't want to go to the World Cup

994
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: in Germany. So in two thousand and six I paid

995
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 1: for me dad to come out with that money and

996
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: we we I spent about half of it and tickets

997
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: and hotels and stuff like that, and it was one

998
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 1: of the greatest memories of my wife.

999
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 2: Were you were there telling a yeah, yeah, I don't

1000
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 2: when the dude fell over in front of.

1001
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: Lost Lucas Oil, Yeah, Lucas Neil.

1002
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 2: And Marshwarts Schwartz added with the opposite direction for the

1003
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: free kick.

1004
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. The Croatia game. The Croatia game, standing next

1005
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 1: to my father when we drew with Croatia to get

1006
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: through our pool. Harry Kills goal was off side, by

1007
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: the way, but what like by today's standards, it wouldn't

1008
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: have been a goal. But and then they play. He

1009
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 1: shook me all night long and the team came out

1010
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: and tears in my eyes and that was something. So

1011
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: as soon as the World Cup was in was in America,

1012
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: I said to my son, I said, soon a school

1013
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 1: holiday start. We're following the soccer roos around right. And

1014
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 1: my son's American with an Australian passport, and I didn't

1015
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: want to push him, and I just said, look you can,

1016
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: you can follow whoever you want, mate, I said, you

1017
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 1: know you want to follow America, you follow America. You

1018
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,439
Speaker 1: want to follow Australia, you follow austray whatever you want,

1019
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: and they just and then he put on the Green

1020
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 1: and gold and he went, come on, dad, let's go,

1021
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: let's go, let's go, and we went and like he

1022
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 1: hadn't seen any soccer games, many football games in his life,

1023
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: if any, I don't think. I started like trying to

1024
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: make him listen to podcasts and the way to school

1025
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,760
Speaker 1: about the Australian team, and like he he wasn't really interesting.

1026
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: I went off, this might be a bit of a

1027
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: flop because I was already living in England as a

1028
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: football fan. My dad was a huge football fan, and

1029
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: so my dad watches more soccer than any old Australian

1030
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 1: blake going he lived in London, and then I did

1031
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,320
Speaker 1: sixties big Chelsea.

1032
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 2: FA Cup final.

1033
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my father was at the World Cup final

1034
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty six where England won the World Cup.

1035
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 2: That was the last time.

1036
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that same day, I believe it was that

1037
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: day or the FA Cup he went to the World

1038
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: Cup final and then he watched Cashier's clay fight in

1039
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 1: the same day, right, And we had growing up in

1040
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: our house, my father had I think it was the

1041
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: mirror of the son. Whatever the newspaper was. He had

1042
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: the front page of the Newcastle from nineteen to six,

1043
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: from the newspaper from nineteen sixty six, So I was

1044
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: always part of growing up from me was the World Cup.

1045
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: And so so my son goes out and then and

1046
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 1: then that Turkey game was magic. It was magic. He

1047
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 1: was excited. He was this the two goals or they

1048
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: are against the run of play. We didn't look like

1049
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: the better team, but we sort of. We did it

1050
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 1: on the breakaway the whole time, fast break play, like

1051
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: going through. And then I thought, oh, he enjoyed that.

1052
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 1: I knew he really enjoyed it because we were we

1053
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: were getting set for the America versus Australia game, right

1054
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 1: and then and then as soon as they named the liner.

1055
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: My son was like this, what he's not playing med

1056
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: car for Iran a kunda. They scored our two goals.

1057
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: He went, Popovich has lost his mind straight on it. Yeah,

1058
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: and that was from a kid who would watched one

1059
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: game of football.

1060
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 2: How old is he hold?

1061
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: Is he thirteen? But now he had all the opinions lost.

1062
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 2: His not only like Donald Trump after he saw that

1063
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 2: of that fall the American boy guy and got the

1064
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 2: recard for.

1065
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 1: That was that was the dumbest thing he could have done.

1066
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: He's done some dumb things in his day, but overturning

1067
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: a red card when no other nation can overturn a

1068
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: red card, you better fucking win that game, because all

1069
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: you did was make everyone.

1070
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 2: In Belgium father it was for one or something.

1071
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got they got destroyed. He would have been seven,

1072
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: yeah right, and it was like everyone became a Belgian

1073
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: fan because that's even even if you say, oh, that's

1074
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: not a red card, if that didn't deserve a red card,

1075
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 1: you're the other teams don't get that grace of overturn

1076
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: a red card if it's a precedent. So so what

1077
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: we can get an overturned red card? Now? Can we

1078
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 1: know we can't so like FIFA already for the last

1079
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: you know, probably eighty years have been dealing with people

1080
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: saying they're corrupt, and once again they proved it. And

1081
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: Donald Trump with the drain the swamp. Drain the swamp.

1082
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: There's a reason that the bloody reflecting pool is green

1083
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: and filled without you, because it's reflecting the fucking country.

1084
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 2: I do want to ask for a bit more serious question. Yeah, yeah,

1085
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,439
Speaker 2: I want to ask you about your nephew. Yeah, yeah, okay,

1086
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 2: the one who died. Yeah, first, could you explain his

1087
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 2: Your nephew is your brother's kid, is.

1088
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: My brother's eldest boy, It was my It was my

1089
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: eldest nephew, Lieutenant Max and you and he a great kid.

1090
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: What did he die from? He was one of the

1091
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: he was one of the four soldiers and the helicopter

1092
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 1: that crashed at the with Sundays more.

1093
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 2: That's it's a couple of years ago now, Yeah, and

1094
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 2: you've been pretty vocal about it though.

1095
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're.

1096
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 2: Not happy with them the final results.

1097
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 1: Look, it was industrial manslaughter. And there's no IF's, no

1098
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: butts about this.

1099
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: And this isn't me saying forty helicopter what well, here's

1100
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 2: here's the thing.

1101
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: So, so the helicopter crashes, I find it funny. You've

1102
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: got to laugh about things in a certain way. So

1103
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: I find it funny that when I explained to Americans

1104
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: how my my nephew died, they always are almost about

1105
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: the laugh because it sounds like the most Australian death

1106
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 1: on Earth. I go, he crashed a helicopter near the

1107
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 1: Great Barrier Reef where his remains were eaten by shark

1108
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:06,439
Speaker 1: like on Australian deaths. That's right up. So it wasn't

1109
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 1: a helicopter. If you watch, there's a sixty minute story.

1110
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: So this isn't me just I'm not a conspiracy theory

1111
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: or just giving my opinion on this. This is These

1112
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: are the facts investigated. These are the facts. Right. Helicopter

1113
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: crashes into the water. They were flying at very low

1114
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,800
Speaker 1: range during a night where it was raining far too much.

1115
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: They were doing the war games with the American soldiers

1116
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: and with the British soldiers. All of their soldiers decided

1117
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 1: to stay back. The Australian guys went, will fucking charm

1118
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 1: what we're going to do? So the guys didn't have

1119
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: enough sleep. Then they were in the helicopter like this.

1120
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: The helicopters crashed. The next day, the Australian government buries

1121
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 1: and removes over forty Taipan helicopters in an undisclosed location.

1122
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 2: I remember that.

1123
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it stinks like they just got rid.

1124
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 2: Of because I thought of myself, maybe I would have

1125
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 2: bought one from them if they didn't want to use

1126
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 2: them anymore.

1127
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: Do you create ask them for them?

1128
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that too. I do remember that.

1129
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: Ukraine ask for them. So they get rid of these helicopters, right,

1130
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: because they think there's something foldy. Because if you're a member,

1131
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: maybe six months earlier or something, there was another type

1132
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: and helicopter that dropped into the water, and then the

1133
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: other type and helicopter came and rescued all the soldiers

1134
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: who jumped out before it happened. When nephew was flying

1135
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: that other helicopter, he was part of the helicopter that rescued.

1136
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: The rest is from that accident, right, So they get

1137
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: rid of all the helicopters. I think it's something wrong

1138
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: with the helicopters. It's from what I can tell, it's

1139
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: not as much that something's wrong with the helicopters, but

1140
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: Australia for whatever reason, so we could feel good about ourselves.

1141
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: Wanted to give a lot more tech jobs. So we

1142
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: buy these helicopters that have been working all around the world.

1143
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 1: They've been working perfectly, and we buy them in a

1144
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 1: very rough shape, like just a very basic version of

1145
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: the helicopter, and then we go, we'll put our own

1146
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: technology in there. You know, we're going to put it in there.

1147
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 1: So the night, our helmets, which is everything to the pilot,

1148
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: took their whole face over right. Everything's everything's like this.

1149
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: This all you're reading. There's a screen as you're reading,

1150
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: it's your dials, and it's everything's like this. They're not

1151
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 1: using the outside world. Well, it turns out that in

1152
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: wet weather these helmets invert their readings, right, and so

1153
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 1: the rain drops and stuff throw throw it out and

1154
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,439
Speaker 1: they invert the and that's major, right, So down means

1155
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 1: up and up means down. Now, my nephew wasn't the pilot,

1156
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 1: and I feel sorry for the family and the actual

1157
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 1: pilot because that's a bit of a heavier weight. I

1158
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: was nervous when the helicopter went down because there was

1159
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: two pilots. He was one of them. The other two

1160
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: lads are in the back, and so you don't you

1161
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: don't want it to be him who did that. But

1162
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: I feel sorry for the other bloke because I've listened

1163
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: to the black Pox. What oh really you want to

1164
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 1: hear the last thing he said, you know, and he's

1165
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: just like, it's getting a bit dicey. But he's trying

1166
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: to warn the other block that he thought it was

1167
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: going down, but because he was seen, he didn't want

1168
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:09,959
Speaker 1: to say too much.

1169
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:15,919
Speaker 2: Can't they just take the helmet off and pitch dark?

1170
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: This is night vision. This is the only way they

1171
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: can see. There's no headlights on the pitch dark, so

1172
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 1: they go in the helicopter smashes. So the night now

1173
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 1: was there was test pilots that had tested these helmets

1174
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: years earlier before the Australian government said they would put

1175
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 1: them into play, years earlier, and they said categorically that

1176
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: this will end in industrial manslaughter, not might happen, this

1177
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: will end in industrial man's emphatically yep, And it did.

1178
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: And then one of those test pilots he was pushed

1179
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 1: out because they wanted him to stop talking. And so

1180
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 1: now he's gotten up and spoke very brave and so

1181
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: there's what is it?

1182
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 2: The unfairness is the lack of justice? Is it unjust?

1183
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 1: What is it? It's apart from the y I'd like

1184
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: an admission of guilt, you know. So the inquiry happened,

1185
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: and then whether that information was going to be released

1186
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: to the Australian people, both the Liberal and the Labor government.

1187
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: Every politician voted no, and the Greens in one nation

1188
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 1: votes race. They closed ranks and went no, this isn't

1189
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 1: coming out. So how can I say that either one

1190
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: of those governments are my people or people that I

1191
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: should listen to, or how do I Australia? Okay? So

1192
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: Americans support troops daily, right, Americans support troops daily in

1193
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 1: this hollow not they mean well by it. But you

1194
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 1: go to a baseball game and it's like here, servicemen

1195
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 1: of the day, please stand up. This guy for it

1196
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 1: in Vietnam and Da da da, we salute you. And

1197
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: then every time you get on a plane.

1198
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 2: At airport, please come through it.

1199
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for your service. Thank you for your service,

1200
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 1: Thank you for your service. But you know what a

1201
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 1: lot of that is in my opinion, and people I

1202
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: support the troops when they say I support the troops.

1203
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: It's it's recruitment tools, the aeroplanes over the top of

1204
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl or whatever like that. The taxpayer pays

1205
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 1: for that. That's not doing it because the Air Force

1206
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: want to help us out. Is because they want to

1207
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 1: look fucking cool, right, and they want to have people

1208
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 1: stand up and applaud it and feeling great. But do

1209
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: they support their troops when I think it's over fifty

1210
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: percent of all homeless people. I might be out on that.

1211
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 1: Statistics don't get into me if it's not correct, But

1212
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 1: hive percent of homeless people in America arend ex military, right,

1213
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: and they have PTSD and then the drug problems and this,

1214
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 1: that and the other. And some people who joined the

1215
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 1: army were sort of lost souls before they got there,

1216
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 1: and they did it to get a bit of focus

1217
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 1: in their life. And then once it's gone, this fucking

1218
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: rambo I was an important person there. Now I can't

1219
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 1: work a job if I can pumping gas, right. So

1220
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 1: they support them when they're in the uniform and they

1221
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,919
Speaker 1: walk on them, but they step over them when they're

1222
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 1: laying on the streets on heroin. And so what I

1223
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 1: always kind of dug about Australia in the military is

1224
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: we don't support daily. We don't walk around and go

1225
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: thank you for your service and all save this stuff,

1226
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 1: and we salute you and stand up and all other stuff.

1227
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: The commands that day we mean it, we mean it.

1228
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: Memorial Day in America is nothing. Oh really, I don't

1229
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: even know what. I've got a Friday off of it.

1230
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 1: I've got a Monday off of it. Right, that's good.

1231
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: But Australians will take a holiday to Turkey. Australians will

1232
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: get up, go to glibly, get up a dawn to

1233
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 1: respect men who died a hundred and something, one hundred

1234
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: and ten years ago, one hundred and twenty. You know

1235
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: what I mean, to respect men that have none of

1236
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 1: us knew it. They've been gone for a long.

1237
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 2: Time, right, And so I can the new Australians.

1238
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, New Australians do it.

1239
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 2: Maybe you didn't have a grandfather something doing it.

1240
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like we respect our troops. We don't carry on

1241
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: about it all the time, but we have a deep

1242
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: connection and our history really is like our modern history

1243
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 1: of Australia is the wars that we've fought in and

1244
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 1: the people we've lost.

1245
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 2: So what about then?

1246
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 1: What everybody everybody, the strain public couldn't have been warmer. Well,

1247
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: you know, there's been reefs laid down for my nephew,

1248
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 1: and people come up to me after shows. At least

1249
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: once a week someone will say sorry about you, nephew.

1250
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry about you if you too, So it's

1251
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 1: it does mean something that so the public do give

1252
01:01:53,520 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 1: a shit right and the government didn't. And that's that's

1253
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 1: where I'm like that. They said they will not be forgotten.

1254
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 1: These men will not go here there, but they won't

1255
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: go old, they won't all those words. But when it

1256
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 1: came to the inquirity inquiry, they made my brother and

1257
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 1: he's my sister in law, they had to go up

1258
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: to inquiries that were up up in Townsville and then

1259
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: one in Sydney and one in a different place. And

1260
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 1: they burnt through all their holidays, burnt through all they

1261
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 1: spent months going to watch and watch and watch and watch,

1262
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 1: and here other reasons why the government wasn't at fault

1263
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 1: for what happened, and it could have been. If this

1264
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: was a private matter, it would have been sorted out

1265
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: of court like that. They would have gone, we know

1266
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 1: we've done something wrong here on this makeup. But it's

1267
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: it's just a smaller admission of fault right now. I

1268
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 1: think going back to the Aboriginal thing I was saying early, yeah,

1269
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 1: that was the whole thing they wanted with the stolen generation.

1270
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: They wanted us just to admit and go yes. And

1271
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: then that's what I was saying. We moved past that

1272
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: a little.

1273
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 2: Bit more, making a mission of these things, just a missions.

1274
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 1: We had test pilots say the helmet doesn't work right.

1275
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: You can say what you want about Australians, but maybe

1276
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 1: we shouldn't be making high end technology. We don't have

1277
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 1: the population for it. You know, where's you know, we're

1278
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 1: twenty seven million people and you want us to compete

1279
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: with Silicon Valley. It's not our thing.

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Speaker 2: It was our tech, was it?

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Speaker 1: It was our tech?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And so you want us to compete with Silicon Valley.

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Speaker 1: We do a few things very well here in Australia

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Speaker 1: where you fucking we dig holes, you fucking Even then,

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Speaker 1: I think this is another one with Australian government. Man,

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Speaker 1: with all of our oil, with all of our eyes

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Speaker 1: just gas, gas, uranium, we're sending coal to get burn

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Speaker 1: outher but all this type of stuff to Norway to

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Speaker 1: do gigs. The Norwegians have so much oil supplay that

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Speaker 1: the whole country is rich. Everybody is getting a free

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Speaker 1: like it's and it's noticeable. The place is as clean

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Speaker 1: as all boards, and everyone's getting free education right now.

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Speaker 1: Maybe if we all got free education and all that

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Speaker 1: type of stuff, we wouldn't be bitching about your tax

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Speaker 1: plans right now. Yeah, totally, But you have the opportunity

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Speaker 1: to do. This's been a just selling it off to

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Speaker 1: other people, letting them refine it and buy it back

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Speaker 1: and hopeless. It's not that smart. Hopeless hopeless right. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've covered a lot of ground in the life.

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Speaker 2: I got one last thing.

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Speaker 1: I got.

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01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 2: I got one last thing when to come here? Seriously

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Speaker 2: the one last thing, and I think is fucking Larius

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01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 2: is I don't know whose calling is this, but kangaroo fuckers?

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01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 2: Where does who calls us that?

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Speaker 1: So me and my mate Amos, we do a podcast,

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Speaker 1: the ATM Podcast, and then people who have started. Amos

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Speaker 1: goes to the World Cup with me, and he goes

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Speaker 1: to the World Cup with me, and he always was

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Speaker 1: of the belief that Americans are terrible with chance. Right.

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Speaker 1: The British, the English, the Scots, even like the Norwegians

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Speaker 1: doing the right. Yeah, ain't that right. I've always thought

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Speaker 1: OI was weak as balls. We need to move on

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Speaker 1: from that one. It doesn't it's not good enough, it's

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Speaker 1: not good enough. And so so Amos thought to himself.

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Speaker 1: He thought to himself, I'll go to the Oh, go

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Speaker 1: you can check his account, Amos, go, you can see

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Speaker 1: these clips. He goes, they went viral, one of them

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Speaker 1: like forty million hits. He goes, We'll go to the soccer.

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Speaker 1: And he was gonna write chance for every country that

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Speaker 1: he was in, right, and he was in America, and

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Speaker 1: he did this stand up, if your schools are safe.

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Speaker 1: Stand up, which is the village people, once again, if

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Speaker 1: your schools are safe. And then he did the oh,

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Speaker 1: he did the your fat and you know you are

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Speaker 1: just a few like not. And then I liked his

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Speaker 1: Paraguay chants because he was chanting at the Paraguay game.

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Speaker 1: Are you disabled? Uruguay? They were all met in fun, right,

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Speaker 1: And when he did ones for Turkey, and the Turkey

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01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: ones were about hair transplants and all that type of

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Speaker 1: stuff and getting your veneers done and all that. Right,

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01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 1: they were all in good fun, everyone's but when he

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Speaker 1: did the American ones, then we just got like a

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Speaker 1: little influx of hate for the day of just people like,

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Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here, your real fuckers, real

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Speaker 1: fucking roof fuckers, kangaroo fuckers. Do you know how how

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Speaker 1: tough you would have to beat a fucking kangaroo. It's

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01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 1: it's not like a sheep. Not an easy thing that

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Speaker 1: the New Zealanders do. This is this takes men, takes

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Speaker 1: men with fortitude and muscles.

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Speaker 2: And he sings a six foot tall, six.

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Speaker 1: Foot tall the tails down that you have to whip

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Speaker 1: that up on your shoulder. You have to fucking dig

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01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 1: their feet in the ground. You have to grab around

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01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:04,680
Speaker 1: and reach a pouch and pull down and really fucking

1347
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Speaker 1: go for it. Like I don't agree with it, don't

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Speaker 1: I don't agree with men who fuck kangaroos, but I

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Speaker 1: respect them. To me.

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Speaker 2: That last thing I want to know about it is

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Speaker 2: is your your next Netflix series? What's it called?

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Speaker 1: My next Netflix special? Well? Okay, so specially, First of all,

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01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:26,640
Speaker 1: nothing's promised because I haven't signed a contract with Netflix.

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Speaker 2: I have you filmed it yet? No?

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01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,040
Speaker 1: No, it's this tour. So when this whole tour. So

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Speaker 1: when this tour ends, this has become the new special.

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Speaker 2: So this has been filmed.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, we have to pick a night in

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Speaker 1: the theater and everything. We normally do that in America

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01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 1: is because it's cheaper and the executives can be there.

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Speaker 1: And on the top of stuff, I would like to

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01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 1: record running Astralia, but it's just a little tricky. I've

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Speaker 1: done six Netflix specials. I don't know if I get

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01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:51,640
Speaker 1: enough credit for that, because that's the most amount of

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Speaker 1: specials of any comedian on Earth I've done. I've done

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Speaker 1: ten in total, right, but six of them on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: And so Dave Gabrielleglaciers, there's Bill burr All got five, right,

1368
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:05,880
Speaker 1: and Bill went off and did one on Hulu, so

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01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: he's got you know, but I'm the og man. And

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01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:14,200
Speaker 1: so what happened was, this is a funny story. So

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01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,880
Speaker 1: what happened was when Netflix first got into doing stand

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Speaker 1: up special so I'd done one with HBO, which is

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01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,800
Speaker 1: pretty prestigious back in the day if you were doing

1374
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 1: an HBO special. Hboly did like five specials a year,

1375
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,639
Speaker 1: and that was the HBO and Showtime with the two

1376
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: places that could you know you could do it. So really,

1377
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Speaker 1: only ten fifteen comics we're getting specials. Now you get

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01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,080
Speaker 1: like forty different comics from around the world getting specials.

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Speaker 1: And it's just so when I got asked to do

1380
01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 1: this special and I got paid I believe fifty thousand

1381
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,519
Speaker 1: dollars nothing after taxing, committed like very not a lot

1382
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:46,240
Speaker 1: of money, A lot of money. I got sued by.

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01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:50,360
Speaker 1: I got sued by my I was contracted to do

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01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:52,559
Speaker 1: five specials in the UK, and then when I got

1385
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:54,200
Speaker 1: the American when I said, I'm going to do it anyway,

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Speaker 1: and so I got sued for I believe ninety pounds,

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Speaker 1: which I happily paid. So I spent ninety pounds to

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01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 1: get out of that contract because I do the American

1389
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:05,639
Speaker 1: one doing fifty thousand American dollars. So I was broke.

1390
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,000
Speaker 1: I was in so much debt after that special, but

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01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 1: I knew it would lead to other things. And then

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01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:12,160
Speaker 1: I did a showtime when I did another one on

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01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 1: a channel called Epics, I did yeah, And then I

1394
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 1: started doing the Netflix ones. And when I started doing

1395
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:21,879
Speaker 1: the Netflix ones, a lot of people were like Netflix,

1396
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 1: Then this is you know, sixteen years ago did my

1397
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:29,960
Speaker 1: first Netflix, specially I believe, or maybe that's maybe fifteen

1398
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:35,160
Speaker 1: years and there's Big Lady to be twelve before my

1399
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:38,320
Speaker 1: son was born. Eleven year, Yeah, fourteen years, let's go, right.

1400
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,360
Speaker 1: So I did this special called Bear, and when I

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01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:42,920
Speaker 1: did it, everyone online was like, it was like, oh,

1402
01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:47,760
Speaker 1: Jesu's doing it, doing a special one a streamers when

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01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:50,840
Speaker 1: streamers weren't as popular as regular TV. They were like,

1404
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:54,439
Speaker 1: he's doing someone's career is over. And I was like,

1405
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 1: they're paying more money than the other company. He's like,

1406
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:59,559
Speaker 1: it's got to be all right, you know. So Netflix

1407
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:03,439
Speaker 1: dipped their toe in doing comedy specials and they decided

1408
01:10:03,439 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 1: to pick five comics that would cover a spectrum that

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01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:10,640
Speaker 1: people would like to see, right, And I was one

1410
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 1: of the original five comics to get a special, and

1411
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:15,600
Speaker 1: the comics were and we were going to do like

1412
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 1: a press conference and everything, and I was very excited

1413
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,680
Speaker 1: about this before all of it lined up, Yeah, like

1414
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 1: Netflix is a joke and all this type of stuff.

1415
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 1: There was talk of all this stuff, and the comedians

1416
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 1: were me, Bill Burr, Chelsea Hailer, and Chelsea Peretti, all

1417
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:33,679
Speaker 1: very good comics, and but we couldn't because the fifth

1418
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:37,080
Speaker 1: guy couldn't make it because Bill Cosby had gotten into

1419
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,840
Speaker 1: some trouble that week. Oh was he one of the

1420
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:40,919
Speaker 1: he was the other one. Oh my god, that specials

1421
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 1: never aired. The whole story broke about his whole life,

1422
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:49,160
Speaker 1: and so I was excited. I was going to meet

1423
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:49,799
Speaker 1: Bill Cosby.

1424
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 2: I used to watch that show, Bill Goosby show.

1425
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:54,880
Speaker 1: Look when Bill Cosby got out of prison, and I

1426
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,799
Speaker 1: can this is a fact. Bill Cosby got out of prison.

1427
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:00,880
Speaker 1: He had been out of prison for forty eight hours,

1428
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:02,960
Speaker 1: twenty four to forty eight hours. I was down at

1429
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,120
Speaker 1: one of the comedy clubs in town. I like him,

1430
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,759
Speaker 1: and say the club, I'm sure they'd like a plug.

1431
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 1: Burbank Flappers, right, Burbank Flappers, Yeah, flappers. And I know

1432
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:14,400
Speaker 1: his old agent as well. The first thing that Bill

1433
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:17,160
Speaker 1: Cosby did when he got out of prison was ring

1434
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:20,080
Speaker 1: all the comedy clubs up and go, I like to

1435
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 1: come and do some sets. I've got some new material

1436
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 1: this right. The first thing he wanted to do in

1437
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:32,559
Speaker 1: his I believe late eighties was go and do stand

1438
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:34,920
Speaker 1: up comedy after he got out of prison. That was

1439
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,719
Speaker 1: the thing that he wanted more than anything, and everyone

1440
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,640
Speaker 1: was like, no, sorry, mister Cosby, We're not going to

1441
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:43,519
Speaker 1: be putting you on at our show because now here's

1442
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:47,400
Speaker 1: the social dilemma whether you can separate the art from

1443
01:11:47,439 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 1: the artist, because I think Bill Cosby is a terrible

1444
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,800
Speaker 1: human being. Of course he is if you believe him.

1445
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:56,360
Speaker 1: In one tenth of the things that have come through,

1446
01:11:56,439 --> 01:11:59,160
Speaker 1: it's very obvious that he's about And also he's one

1447
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 1: of these people who hated it comics like me, comics

1448
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:04,080
Speaker 1: is swore he always and I've heard stories from other

1449
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:06,799
Speaker 1: comics who have worked with him that are pretty gruesome

1450
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:10,840
Speaker 1: stories like hypocritical though very hypocritical man, very hypocritical man

1451
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:12,640
Speaker 1: about that you don't need to swear. You got to

1452
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 1: be family friendly, and this is the least family friendly

1453
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 1: man in the world. I'll tell you this about sweary comics.

1454
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,400
Speaker 1: At least you know who you stand with him. Yeah, right,

1455
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,679
Speaker 1: And but I'll tell you what. I'd like to see

1456
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:27,760
Speaker 1: his prison set, wouldn't you? He was he was very

1457
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:30,880
Speaker 1: good at stand up comedy. Like if he's in prison,

1458
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 1: he's an art for me, right, as an art for Yeah,

1459
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 1: I'd like to see what five years in prison? What

1460
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:40,559
Speaker 1: material Bill Cosby wrote in that time, Like how to

1461
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,720
Speaker 1: make like a knife out of the end of a toothbrush.

1462
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:48,360
Speaker 1: Oh you know, this is how you stop yourself from

1463
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:51,040
Speaker 1: getting reaped. You know what I mean? Like like it

1464
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:53,240
Speaker 1: would have been wonderful material, but we'll never get to

1465
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:53,479
Speaker 1: see it.

1466
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:55,200
Speaker 2: What are you going to call? You serious when it

1467
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:55,840
Speaker 2: gets up leaked?

1468
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 1: So my next special, I like the name son of

1469
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:04,080
Speaker 1: a carp I could continue that normally. See the difference

1470
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:09,200
Speaker 1: between tour names and the different between tour names and

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01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:12,320
Speaker 1: special names are A tour name is named before the

1472
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:15,599
Speaker 1: material is written. For me, anyway other people might get.

1473
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,679
Speaker 1: A tour name is written before the material has written.

1474
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,479
Speaker 1: So you'll finish it. You'll finish a special. And the

1475
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:22,519
Speaker 1: next thing, because you get a little bump in your

1476
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 1: career up the special airs, the next thing your agents

1477
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 1: are doing is putting you straight back on the road.

1478
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,200
Speaker 1: And you go into a panic because that's the worst

1479
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,920
Speaker 1: time to perform, because I've just retired this material that

1480
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,960
Speaker 1: I've just done. I've got nothing you little bits and

1481
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,920
Speaker 1: pieces and thoughts and ideas, and I sort of frankenstein

1482
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,240
Speaker 1: it into an idea and then they go and what's

1483
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,400
Speaker 1: the name of the tour? You haven't even written a

1484
01:13:42,479 --> 01:13:45,400
Speaker 1: joke right, and you're like, it's called the blah blah

1485
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:48,599
Speaker 1: blah Tour, and the name of that tour means nothing,

1486
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 1: means nothing to what you're going to see. And then

1487
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:54,080
Speaker 1: by the time the show's all done and you record

1488
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,240
Speaker 1: the special, then you know what the show should be

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01:13:56,280 --> 01:14:00,400
Speaker 1: called because you can see it. It's most like most bands,

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01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:03,360
Speaker 1: it's the title track off the album. It's whatever the

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01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:07,439
Speaker 1: big joke is off the album. So maybe I'll call

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01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 1: it something else. I might call it The Five Groups

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01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:14,840
Speaker 1: or something like that. But you want something catchy. I

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01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,479
Speaker 1: like Son of a Carpenter because I think my dad.

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01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,559
Speaker 1: My dad enjoys that name, and he's not you know,

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01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:22,360
Speaker 1: he's not going to be with us forever, so I

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01:14:22,439 --> 01:14:24,640
Speaker 1: think he's in his eighties. I think that'll be a

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01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:28,000
Speaker 1: little nod for bad gift. It's not a bad gift,

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01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:31,880
Speaker 1: you know, I got Look, man, I love my dad

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01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:36,560
Speaker 1: very much. I at the moment, I'm I'm working. I

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01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 1: don't know if I should mentioned I'm working on my

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01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:42,640
Speaker 1: biography at the moment, which I found very painful experience,

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01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:45,920
Speaker 1: something I haven't enjoyed. I didn't I don't want to

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01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:49,479
Speaker 1: drags up because you don't want to throw people under

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01:14:49,479 --> 01:14:52,280
Speaker 1: the bus. But you also you can't lie in it.

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01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 1: It's your biography, and you can't exclude big things if

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01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,439
Speaker 1: you're doing a straight up biography. I'm going to straight

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01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:03,960
Speaker 1: up biography, right. I can't sugar gloss, sugarcoat, sugar gloss,

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01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:08,360
Speaker 1: sugar coat everything from me childhood. My mother was you know,

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01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:12,200
Speaker 1: it was It was hard work to say it lightly, right,

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01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:16,200
Speaker 1: But I also credit her for a lot of my success,

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01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 1: and I believe she loved me. So you know, what

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01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 1: more can you ask from a person. We're all flawed,

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01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:23,679
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, But her flaws were quite

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01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:30,240
Speaker 1: big and they're worth mentioning. And I think I think

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01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:34,200
Speaker 1: it'll upset my father if it's in prep. That part.

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01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 1: It's hard if it's in print, because he has a

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01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:40,720
Speaker 1: different memory and he he had a different relationship with

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01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:41,680
Speaker 1: her than I had with her.

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01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:44,439
Speaker 2: And funny how all our truths are different. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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01:15:44,479 --> 01:15:47,840
Speaker 2: everyone's someone says to me, well, I'm telling you the truth,

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01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:50,920
Speaker 2: like I hear journalists of tool said, but they how

1523
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:53,160
Speaker 2: they present the news, for example, we always tell the truth.

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01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:55,160
Speaker 2: But my view is, yeah, you're telling me your truth.

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01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:56,719
Speaker 2: Everyone's going a truth.

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01:15:56,800 --> 01:16:00,519
Speaker 1: You can leave a party and everyone will have a

1527
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:02,920
Speaker 1: different perception of what happened to that party. Who was fun,

1528
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:04,679
Speaker 1: who was an asshole, who was good, who was bad.

1529
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:07,200
Speaker 1: So I'll give you an example. I had a mate

1530
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:13,439
Speaker 1: come to my show on on just this Saturday, who

1531
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:16,040
Speaker 1: was a guy I went to university with. Hadn't seen

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01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:18,640
Speaker 1: him really since it had been it had been a

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01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 1: good twenty years since i'd seen this fellow, and it

1534
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:26,040
Speaker 1: was good to see him. And he he married a

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01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:28,760
Speaker 1: girl that we went to university with. That that was

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01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,720
Speaker 1: his first marriage, and now he's on another one and

1537
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,240
Speaker 1: that lay had a kid together whatever, and so he

1538
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:37,439
Speaker 1: married this girl we went to university with. And when

1539
01:16:37,479 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: you go to Wappa or night or anything like that,

1540
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,240
Speaker 1: it's very close knit. The year that you're in is

1541
01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:46,160
Speaker 1: very close knit. You know, you have three thousand kids

1542
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:50,120
Speaker 1: auditioned for this course that's government funded whatever to go

1543
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:54,960
Speaker 1: and sing musical theater, and you've only taken thirty. So

1544
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,840
Speaker 1: it's fifteen boys and fifteen girls, and you all sort

1545
01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,720
Speaker 1: of feel very lucky. But you know as you go

1546
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:01,800
Speaker 1: along you're going to lose students and they're going to

1547
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:03,439
Speaker 1: end up with about eight people at the end of

1548
01:17:03,439 --> 01:17:05,840
Speaker 1: the whole course. Wow, I didn't make it right, but

1549
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:10,040
Speaker 1: it is this intense thing that you all go through together.

1550
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:15,719
Speaker 1: And so he married a girl, one of those girls, right,

1551
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,719
Speaker 1: and fifteen, one of the fifteen he was around the fifteen.

1552
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,679
Speaker 1: I was one of the fifteen. He married one of

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01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:21,120
Speaker 1: the girls.

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01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,840
Speaker 2: Would know who I went to university with.

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01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:27,559
Speaker 1: And he said to me, he said to me the

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01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 1: other night, he goes, oh, man, he goes, didn't she

1557
01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:35,479
Speaker 1: fucking hate you? And then she goes, God, she hated you,

1558
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:38,839
Speaker 1: didn't she? And I was like, I had no idea.

1559
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:42,080
Speaker 1: I had no idea. I always thought me and her

1560
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:44,840
Speaker 1: had a nice bit of repartee, Like we had a

1561
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:47,439
Speaker 1: little bit of back and forth, you know. I teased

1562
01:17:47,479 --> 01:17:48,880
Speaker 1: her a bit, she teased me a bit. I thought.

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01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 1: It turns out she fucking hated me. Right, that's not

1564
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:55,240
Speaker 1: my memory of school. But he was married to the woman,

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01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:57,320
Speaker 1: so she would have told him. She would have. Oh no,

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01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:00,479
Speaker 1: it turns out she told him several times. And I

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01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:02,960
Speaker 1: said to him, as I was leaving the but and

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01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,439
Speaker 1: this is true. She fancied, this is true as we

1569
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:08,320
Speaker 1: were leaving, because they we already dating back then. As

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01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:11,639
Speaker 1: I was leaving, I turned to him and I said.

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01:18:12,439 --> 01:18:14,320
Speaker 1: I said, well, if you see her, because they've got

1572
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:19,080
Speaker 1: a kid so they still communicate, tell her. I said hi.

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01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:22,000
Speaker 1: And then as I was leaving, I thought to myself

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01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:25,479
Speaker 1: and this is the truth. I ten I went what

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01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:28,320
Speaker 1: was her name again? And then he told me your

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01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:38,200
Speaker 1: name and I go tell her. I didn't remember it

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Speaker 1: was