Speaker 1: Well, good morning and happy for Friday morning.
Speaker 2: Everyone.
Speaker 3: We're good.
Speaker 1: Wheels up this afternoon. We are off to Adelaide for
Speaker 1: gather our Radelaide.
Speaker 2: I'm excited Radelaide. We have a lot of things to
Speaker 2: do before we go to Adelaide, do I know? Make
Speaker 2: sure you get all your tasks done before we meet
Speaker 2: at the.
Speaker 4: Airport for a haircut.
Speaker 3: I got mine yesterday.
Speaker 4: I can tell thanks.
Speaker 2: Actually, I went out to dinner with you last night.
Speaker 2: Did you notice? And I didn't notice. I was too
Speaker 2: busy eating my I did last night with my with Paulie.
Speaker 2: We went into the city into Chinatown.
Speaker 4: Are cheap Chinese?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: We went to Japo House in Chinatown.
Speaker 4: You cheat it.
Speaker 2: It's like Iconics with Melbourne Institution. Can I tell you
Speaker 2: the city last night was on a Wednesday night. There
Speaker 2: was comedy festivals on Beauty and the Beast was on Chinatown.
Speaker 2: All the restaurants were full.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, tipster.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, Jesus sup.
Speaker 4: That middle.
Speaker 2: No, it's Michael Painter and and not no, no, no no,
Speaker 2: David Campbell's sister Mahalia's colorful coat. That was that was
Speaker 2: Joseph Michael. I wore Michael.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking Joseph and it's part of the same show.
Speaker 2: That's that's Joseph in his different to Jesus.
Speaker 3: They not merger shows. They should do it.
Speaker 2: Should Joseph wore my coat and with golden lining? Right
Speaker 2: color shine?
Speaker 4: When's the interval?
Speaker 2: Wonderful?
Speaker 4: It was gonna and that would be great to.
Speaker 3: Go to the car a bit of a track.
Speaker 2: Didn't everyone do that musical at school? Did you? Did
Speaker 2: you do a musical?
Speaker 3: No, because I was no. Never in primary school we
Speaker 3: did something.
Speaker 2: Joseph was a real primary school Did you do musical
Speaker 2: at school?
Speaker 1: It was the pipe piper rat thing where the rats
Speaker 1: follow the dude.
Speaker 2: What's the pied piper rat?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just remember dressing up as a rat.
Speaker 2: Oh, what did your kids go? Went to your kids musical?
Speaker 4: Ratty Alice in Wonderland? Is that what we saw?
Speaker 3: What's the pipe with the rats?
Speaker 2: What did they do? We both went. We loved it, obviously,
Speaker 2: we loved it so much.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you loved it because the new skill
Speaker 1: musical is coming up?
Speaker 3: Or what are they doing?
Speaker 2: I'm going, I'm going and you can't stop. Oh by
Speaker 2: a ticket myself?
Speaker 3: Are they doing Joseph and the Technical Dream. I'll do
Speaker 3: back Christ it's got hooking it.
Speaker 2: Peter Pan, Peter Pan, I'm coming, definitely come to.
Speaker 4: Lauren really coursed a scene last time.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what I don't remember was stage mom
Speaker 2: tried to take photo. Principal told me off, no cameras allowed.
Speaker 4: Yes, mister boll and Jerry got right up you voluntary.
Speaker 3: We were told not to take photos last night as well.
Speaker 2: We went to the comedy festival. Lucy netofold Naughty pulled
Speaker 2: out her phone to take a photo.
Speaker 4: Take a photo of the comedy festival.
Speaker 2: We're not allowed a video, and I think maybe they
Speaker 2: thought she was videoing and she got in big trouble.
Speaker 2: She was like, can you tell them we went to
Speaker 2: Tommy Little show again. They got one comedian friend, so
Speaker 2: go again. But no one else has seen it. So
Speaker 2: I said i'd most. I said, I'll come to. She
Speaker 2: was like, can you tell the man that we know him,
Speaker 2: he'll be fine with this taking your photo. I was like, Lucy,
Speaker 2: but your phone dunces.
Speaker 4: What they do.
Speaker 2: They got up quite quickly, to be honest, just taking
Speaker 2: a photo of.
Speaker 4: Friends, I know, but she could be putting his best
Speaker 4: gag up on.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: She to tell them we're friends. We're not going to
Speaker 2: ruin the show for everybody else.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: It's some big movie premieres.
Speaker 1: They high security to have night vision goggles and they
Speaker 1: walk down the front of the cinema look back to
Speaker 1: make sure no one's filming makes sense.
Speaker 2: So you can't put it on a DVD in celidate mine, right,
Speaker 2: you can't be doing that. We went to a comedy
Speaker 2: show in New York and you have to hand in
Speaker 2: your iPhones and your Apple watches and everything before we
Speaker 2: can even go in.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of glad bags. Yeah, you like the
Speaker 4: names for.
Speaker 2: Those comedy clubs. Apparently a lot of big would turn up, apparently,
Speaker 2: and there could be like some really famous comedian just
Speaker 2: the material.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys speak show today. We are gearing up forgather
Speaker 1: Round and we got Gaga tickets. We will play a
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga at some point. Might be this song, maybe
Speaker 1: Baza could be any of her bangers between now and
Speaker 1: nine the small morning. When you hear it, hit the
Speaker 1: phones and you'll win your way to Gaga. Good Hey,
Speaker 1: Nick the Wizard Watson in a little bit later on
Speaker 1: as well, Hawker's had a week off.
Speaker 4: I'll be gearing up for do I say, fifth win
Speaker 4: in a row.
Speaker 2: They might be on our plane together round they might.
Speaker 4: Let's get into it.
Speaker 3: This is Nover.
Speaker 4: Do you are on the air with Jason Lauren.
Speaker 1: We're doing a thanks to Shelready Express today tops to
Speaker 1: twenty seven.
Speaker 4: SHO was a nice afternoon yesterday.
Speaker 2: The weather's just glorious.
Speaker 4: It was beautiful. Adelaide's looking good as well.
Speaker 1: We're going to be lying from Adelaide Oval tomorrow for
Speaker 1: gather round.
Speaker 2: We are gathering around for gather around.
Speaker 4: Bad timing. Why got the family flying from into state?
Speaker 3: Not your found Yeah, my shocking coincidence.
Speaker 1: My wife's brother and his family, who actually get along
Speaker 1: with quite well, they're all flying.
Speaker 2: You invite them on the week that you've gone away.
Speaker 2: What's that You've invited them down on the week that
Speaker 2: you're going away.
Speaker 4: That was just bad timing?
Speaker 2: Well? Was it because everyone else seems to be flying
Speaker 2: home early, but you wanted to stay till No, No,
Speaker 2: I'm staying longer than everyone else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or you're dedicated to gather out.
Speaker 1: I'm flying back Saturday nights. Oh yeah, they leave Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just can't imagine my Jay said, you know what, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm going to stay longer than everyone else.
Speaker 3: Well, he's a footy fan these days.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, who's playing on Saturday? But what game did
Speaker 2: you want to go to again, Jake?
Speaker 4: I have no idea Friday night pie is that's the
Speaker 4: one I'm going to be keen for.
Speaker 2: So they arrive today and they come back, so you're
Speaker 2: going to see them at all?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll see them for about now today, little crossover.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, I'm off to the airport.
Speaker 4: We'll get photos.
Speaker 2: Photos.
Speaker 3: Do you've got to get your heir?
Speaker 2: You're doing a family portrait to glamour photography?
Speaker 1: No, but you do like if you've got families photography.
Speaker 1: You know they come visit stuff, don't you do a
Speaker 1: little photo?
Speaker 2: Not if I'm seeing them for one hour? Maybe on
Speaker 2: Christmas Day?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh, every time you see your family, your.
Speaker 4: Family, it's more like the kids grow up? So want
Speaker 4: to get exactly.
Speaker 3: Johnny is much taller this year, isn't he?
Speaker 2: Sorry you're right there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm choking up. It's the photo so exciting, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: A photography. All wear blue jeans and a white T shirt.
Speaker 2: And all stand in the line.
Speaker 1: I like those photography places at Westfield where they put
Speaker 1: the kids in a dryant pumpkin or something like that.
Speaker 2: Is that like the in the cabbage pair?
Speaker 3: Is that still a thing? She's still making a roaring trade.
Speaker 2: She must be, and she's not.
Speaker 3: I thought she. I thought she's.
Speaker 4: Someone that does the queens or did the queen?
Speaker 6: Well, my bad, I meant it was Prince Philip, Prince and.
Speaker 4: I hope it wasn't the King. The queen.
Speaker 2: For New York's a strain born but New York City
Speaker 2: based angeddy because she's still with the eight years old?
Speaker 4: Is she the one that used to take the portraits
Speaker 4: of the queen?
Speaker 3: Can she put the queen in the pumpkins?
Speaker 2: She's not putting. She's not putting the Queen the giant.
Speaker 2: Time to jump into the chilip like this, imagine the
Speaker 2: queen like this?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 1: That would have made the photo sheets a lot better,
Speaker 1: more the royal photography.
Speaker 4: If they are in giant pumpkins, this is.
Speaker 2: Just what you're gonna do with your children. Put them
Speaker 2: in little pop plans. Yes, I can't wait to see
Speaker 2: your photo.
Speaker 4: Is your family never got like a little portrait.
Speaker 2: No, we never did. Put the glamor photography doesn't matter
Speaker 2: you are, will make you look like put the interest
Speaker 2: in me. Come see exclusive photography.
Speaker 4: I really hope they audio often use it on their ad.
Speaker 2: They still exist. I think that's a life turgle. I've
Speaker 2: done the Angetties exclusive.
Speaker 4: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: My kids wanted to sign up to like like those
Speaker 1: kids star things where they become actors and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, very similar glamor photography.
Speaker 2: They became.
Speaker 4: To get and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we did that as the standaways went through
Speaker 3: modeling school, did you yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Did you ever get booked for like a mile
Speaker 1: ad or something like that? We got, we got booked.
Speaker 3: It was called Small Fry, So the agency was called
Speaker 3: Small Fry, right, and basically, well, my brother was the
Speaker 3: exceptional talent. He was heated all the ads like Dimmy's Forgers.
Speaker 2: You know, I did the treasure, remember we bought all
Speaker 2: like catalogs in yes, he did. My I never got
Speaker 2: cast for Meyer, but would be a big job.
Speaker 3: We always sort of asked Mum where the money went,
Speaker 3: because that'd be a good coin. We have no idea where
Speaker 3: the money went. There would have been mised cash the
Speaker 3: invoices and.
Speaker 4: That probably went in Maduri at a pack of darts.
Speaker 3: Wow. Either that or she always updated their jewelry.
Speaker 4: No, we need to invoice emil.
Speaker 2: What's the point of having children if you can't make
Speaker 2: a bit of coin off?
Speaker 4: What's the name of the company?
Speaker 3: Small?
Speaker 1: Can we check for Still Running because we might be
Speaker 1: able to look up the account see how much your mums?
Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Small Fright Models Modeling.
Speaker 4: Or Small Fry. I got to get you another campaign.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Small Fry Tellent Agency.
Speaker 4: I want to see you in the still Still Going?
Speaker 2: They know Clint.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can get you in like a Clark's commercial
Speaker 1: for back to school shoes or something like that.
Speaker 2: Lights, camera action were babies through the teens. We promote
Speaker 2: them within the advertising, television, musical, figure and filming.
Speaker 3: I did a great shoot once in a Target catalog.
Speaker 3: I was playing the role of the devil and I
Speaker 3: had itching powder and all the other kids were itching
Speaker 3: in woolen jumpers.
Speaker 2: That doesn't that doesn't make me want to buy.
Speaker 3: The It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Can we call small friends if they've.
Speaker 3: Of course, Mama watch I'm sure I'm on the.
Speaker 2: Poster on the website. It should say like former stars, my.
Speaker 3: Head in a star.
Speaker 4: Yeah, itching obviously.
Speaker 2: Let me do Google. I see what I can.
Speaker 1: Later on today it's going to be wheels up. We're
Speaker 1: taking a planeload of our over friends, people that have
Speaker 1: listened to the show, that have won tickets to join
Speaker 1: us at gather Round.
Speaker 4: Then we're off to the footy come lunch.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow, the whole crew of us going full agenda.
Speaker 2: We're going to the footy tonight, Clinty, I think so, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I make the whole game.
Speaker 2: Okay, the start of the game. Let's be honest.
Speaker 3: So here we go.
Speaker 2: So you're not going to the footy.
Speaker 3: Now, it's a big we go to.
Speaker 2: We're getting quite late, six o'clock.
Speaker 3: The clocks go back there, we.
Speaker 4: Get half an hour. I forget and it's back in
Speaker 4: time or forward.
Speaker 2: It's Friday night. It's not Friday night. The plane to
Speaker 2: eighty Thursday night footy confuses me. It feels like a
Speaker 2: Friday when there's I like Thursday night. Like I hated
Speaker 2: it at the start, hated it.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's annoying a bit on a Thursday night when it's
Speaker 2: at the mc june.
Speaker 3: The traffic, Oh, the traffic to.
Speaker 2: Go somewhere on a Thursday night. The other night, tried
Speaker 2: to get an Overbudy. You think I could get.
Speaker 3: Well, you're trying to get around Richmond yesterday and the
Speaker 3: traffic was bonkers right that Watch Street Street, chur Church Streets,
Speaker 3: Chokers Street. It's a bit of a cut through as well.
Speaker 2: That's why it was four thirty.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I went to because we went to the g the
Speaker 1: other week, just to inspect the lawn, make sure we'll
Speaker 1: I swung because we're in the Richmond area. I swung
Speaker 1: past our mates on Swan Street, the Vietnamese barmie.
Speaker 3: Oh they're very good, very strong, very is tea something
Speaker 3: like that. Tran No no, no bakery, different different entrans
Speaker 3: on chap This one's on Swan near the Cold Down,
Speaker 3: near the Richmond Club Hotel. Big fans of the show
Speaker 3: shout out, Yes, we'll shout out.
Speaker 2: You don't even know what it's, you.
Speaker 7: Know, bakery, bakery. Anyway, we digress. I want to talk
Speaker 7: about hall passes. I've never had one. I've never been
Speaker 7: subject to one either.
Speaker 3: Basically an interesting story you would.
Speaker 2: Be many people's think, yeah, God, walking through the city
Speaker 2: with you last night. Girls everywhere like oh really, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: they're getting giddy over our Clinty.
Speaker 4: They get a picky.
Speaker 3: There was one picky. Yeah, what was it?
Speaker 2: I'm just looking at your folder of notes you've picked
Speaker 2: up there with the picture of you and your.
Speaker 3: Fill me to sign it.
Speaker 4: You know what you should say when people want to
Speaker 4: pick if you're interested in the girl? How much were
Speaker 4: not taken on your phone? So I'll send it to you,
Speaker 4: Picky for a number.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 4: I don't think you're in any position to be going
Speaker 4: to ideas. I'm trying to help you here.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it, wingman, as long as it's a nice picking.
Speaker 2: Not a young lass, young lass glass, how old young lass?
Speaker 2: Oh this is about he's got nervous.
Speaker 3: Her boyfriend went on a lad's trip to ballet. She said,
Speaker 3: she said, you can have a hall pass.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, no, hey, hey, screw this story. What thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Do you want a Dicky Picky?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, surely not.
Speaker 4: Is clint Stown away your hall pass?
Speaker 3: Oh no?
Speaker 2: Phones might crash.
Speaker 3: At them, go bonkers.
Speaker 2: Twenty fourteen Jason Hawkinson hall Bars.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen. Do you know someone who has Clint
Speaker 1: as their hall pass?
Speaker 4: There'd be people that watch you wrote it.
Speaker 2: Might you might be someone's tall parts.
Speaker 3: Well, Lauren, heaven forbid, you might be someone's tall pas.
Speaker 2: I doubt that.
Speaker 3: I mean your days on Kids WB I still very
Speaker 3: very raw.
Speaker 2: They are God they with the Glory Days, weren't they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you can't ring and say I want it
Speaker 4: from Kids WB days.
Speaker 2: It's now what did they say? If you don't like
Speaker 2: me at my worst, you can't have me at my best? Right? Okay,
Speaker 2: we've put it out there and any one of us,
Speaker 2: anyone's if.
Speaker 4: We get call. Yeah, but they're probably asking for Gaga
Speaker 4: to get.
Speaker 2: Thirty other rounds full sorry thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: This is gonna be a lot of time egos are
Speaker 3: on the line.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It's like when you see people that go,
Speaker 2: oh click sometaways put him up at himself up at
Speaker 2: this charity to go on a date with him, and
Speaker 2: then no one bids.
Speaker 4: No, you always take a friend to bid. You always take.
Speaker 2: Because no one's calling.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. Is anyone on the show anyone's hall.
Speaker 2: Pass, even any of our producers.
Speaker 4: They're gorgeous, mob, don't you sounding desk?
Speaker 2: You know what, let's row anyone from the network. Let's
Speaker 2: go far and wide.
Speaker 4: We thrown out the question these could be stooge calls
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 2: Honest, cause do you think they're going to take the
Speaker 2: mickey out of us?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Yes, no, we're talking hall passes. And we thought, is
Speaker 1: there any slim chance in hell one of us would
Speaker 1: be anyone's hall pass?
Speaker 3: Ashley?
Speaker 4: We got calls Clint, okay, Ashley and Carraen Downs, good.
Speaker 8: Morning, good morning joys.
Speaker 4: Do you have one of us as your hall pass?
Speaker 2: Me? Yes, queen o Clint?
Speaker 4: Letoreboard a scoreboard?
Speaker 3: Okay, tell me about yourself, Ashley? And why on am
Speaker 3: I the hall pasquint.
Speaker 9: I have liked you for a very long time. I
Speaker 9: love that you are an old soul.
Speaker 2: You know, he is an old.
Speaker 9: I like it. I think actually called that you haven't
Speaker 9: naughty five?
Speaker 2: He called a la, he called a lady before a
Speaker 2: young lass. Is that what you mean by old fault?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 4: Hey, Actually do you have a partner?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 4: And are they aware of the are they giving you
Speaker 4: the green light for the hall past?
Speaker 2: I have yes, my god, Actually, what's your How old
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 9: I'm thirty three when you live? Came down currently.
Speaker 2: Currently currently but she's happy to move all right, okay,
Speaker 2: Actually I've been a long time you guys.
Speaker 9: Actually during COVID when it was Peter's and I listened
Speaker 9: in Queensland, you actually got me through COVID in Queensland?
Speaker 3: Was it these two that got you through? On mere bonus?
Speaker 4: Because you're a partner there.
Speaker 9: So much that I back Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Do you watch him on the Today Show as well?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's always on everything.
Speaker 2: What about? And then you're disappointed when he's not there
Speaker 2: and you're looking at Tony Jones.
Speaker 3: She's got a few hall persons.
Speaker 2: She likes the sports guys.
Speaker 4: Hey, Acshally, is your partner there at all?
Speaker 8: No, he's not.
Speaker 9: He's going to work right, Good on.
Speaker 2: You, Ashley. May you cross paths in carram Downs one day?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 9: Maybe?
Speaker 8: Who knows?
Speaker 9: We are running the same circle, so you never know.
Speaker 9: It could happen.
Speaker 2: Running in the same circles.
Speaker 3: Where where would I find you? Ashually?
Speaker 9: I believe you have a trainer named Maddie, Is that correct?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 9: Maddie has a friend named Elliotts and I run in
Speaker 9: the same racing circles.
Speaker 2: It's a separation.
Speaker 4: Does your personal trainer ever do like drinks at the
Speaker 4: end of the year.
Speaker 3: Click, we must do drinks.
Speaker 4: You must do drinks, all right?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't wait to to be a
Speaker 2: fly on the wall when you do cross.
Speaker 3: You're not going to a gym any times. We're not
Speaker 3: across baths.
Speaker 2: Me not going to Mattie's gym.
Speaker 3: Have we got another one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: This three? Hello?
Speaker 10: Everybody?
Speaker 11: Good morning, good morning?
Speaker 2: Am I your whole past? Suit unfortunate?
Speaker 11: I want Clint.
Speaker 2: Boring? What is it that you love about Clint?
Speaker 11: But I want him as a son in law. I
Speaker 11: have got a daughter, Clint that just wants you tell
Speaker 11: you what's her name?
Speaker 3: Suit?
Speaker 11: Look, her name's Charlotte, but we all call her Charlie
Speaker 11: or chuckle.
Speaker 2: How old's chuckles. She's dirty and chuckles do with herself.
Speaker 5: She's a doctor.
Speaker 2: I've got I've got many what areas Melbourne just chuckles?
Speaker 10: Live in The thing is?
Speaker 11: The thing is, Clint, you've got to be out for
Speaker 11: a bit of long distance travel or working from home.
Speaker 11: She's Rubal Victoria, just out of Shepherd and that's not bad.
Speaker 4: That will make the relationship work.
Speaker 2: We have to see it us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when and I were doing chuckles.
Speaker 2: Just thrilled that you've just put it than you.
Speaker 3: I believe we've got one more we do.
Speaker 2: We do Vanilla slice up there.
Speaker 4: Frankston Mitch, am I your hall pass? No, it's going
Speaker 4: to be clear.
Speaker 2: What is it you love about Clint Mitch.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 10: I'm not yet.
Speaker 3: But when I've had a few drinks, I think very
Speaker 3: good looking.
Speaker 4: It's very good only after a few drinks.
Speaker 2: Well, everyone gets better looking after a few drinks. We're
Speaker 2: renaming the show Clint. He wants to one.
Speaker 3: Do I get to have them all?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I think you should focus on just hold.
Speaker 2: Chuckles, un squish a la these wolves.
Speaker 1: She's currently doing her tour around New Zealand at the moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw getting into the wineries on the socials.
Speaker 2: She had credit out. They did credit house together the
Speaker 2: other day.
Speaker 3: Yes, nil fin uh, don't dream it's over. What's that
Speaker 3: amazing winery there?
Speaker 1: You know the island? Yes, brick half an hour out
Speaker 1: of Auckland. You go on a ferry half an hour.
Speaker 2: I was looking for somewhere to go for a couple
Speaker 2: of days with Paul and I was talking about Tasmania
Speaker 2: maybe New zel Auckland.
Speaker 3: To Wahiki Island half an hour ferry right, Yes.
Speaker 4: His Airbnb's and like forty wineries.
Speaker 3: That's so nice.
Speaker 4: And you know what you and Paul could do the
Speaker 4: electric bikes around the island.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's strong. When I was there, the come off.
Speaker 2: Do you really think I'm going to go to forty
Speaker 2: wineries and ride a bike?
Speaker 4: I don't think you'll go to two on them.
Speaker 3: I think there's one taxi on the island. You got
Speaker 3: to book, Jimmy, and it's what's it called Wahiki and
Speaker 3: it's spectators.
Speaker 2: Forty winery is something ridiculous, And where do you stay?
Speaker 4: That's all. It's on the island.
Speaker 3: That's really cool.
Speaker 2: What's the fairy switch?
Speaker 4: You can have a drink.
Speaker 3: Half an hour and it's very calm.
Speaker 2: Half an hour and a fairy feels like a lifetime.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no no, it's big. You won't even know.
Speaker 2: Fairy gallic frighten me. But okay, I'll think about it.
Speaker 1: She ain't going to go, Hey, this is Noble one hundred.
Speaker 1: It is Jason Lauren Clinton here as well. Guys, I
Speaker 1: know your dog owners. I want to see where you
Speaker 1: sit on this.
Speaker 2: We are proud dog owners, You're very proud. The funniest
Speaker 2: photo of his dog last night. Remember we got to
Speaker 2: get thirteen teeth out the day.
Speaker 4: That's right, he's a gummy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's lost his front teeth.
Speaker 3: He's got a middle tooth missing anyway.
Speaker 2: So thirteen teeth from routeen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he had here he is. He's smiling.
Speaker 2: Like. We'll put it on our because it's got his scene. No,
Speaker 2: only did he get thirteen teeth that he got his front.
Speaker 2: He's got an underbte and he's got his front the
Speaker 2: Collingwood supporter.
Speaker 4: It looks like he's wearing those plastic teeth Halloween.
Speaker 2: He's a big he's smiling.
Speaker 4: We've got to put that on.
Speaker 2: We'll pop it up on Jason lawrence Instagram and have
Speaker 2: a look.
Speaker 4: It's worth it. That'll actually put you in a good mood.
Speaker 2: It's funny. Sorry I interrupted your story, but was.
Speaker 4: It worth it? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Blue and I, my wife and I were out for
Speaker 1: a little a dates lunch the other day. I put
Speaker 1: on a collar and we went to Brighton.
Speaker 3: Brighton, Oh lovely.
Speaker 4: What was he?
Speaker 1: Cag Just like very rare moment where we had a
Speaker 1: couple of hours to ourself.
Speaker 3: Great, so we're let's go out fish and chips on
Speaker 3: the beach.
Speaker 2: Don't your kids at school every day?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got the liability at home. The three year old?
Speaker 2: How many days? Baby?
Speaker 3: Three year old?
Speaker 2: The newborn?
Speaker 4: How many months is he?
Speaker 2: He's thirty six months?
Speaker 3: I hate that.
Speaker 2: He's probably about thirty nine months. Anyway, that's eighty nine
Speaker 2: months old. It was off the house.
Speaker 1: So we're sitting there at this sort of cafe desh restaurant.
Speaker 2: Wait, you put on a collared shirt to go to
Speaker 2: a cafe?
Speaker 4: What's brighton?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You got to dress up for the locals at
Speaker 3: a cafe.
Speaker 4: Oh mate, all of them there dripping in gold fish,
Speaker 4: even at the cafe. And I look over on the
Speaker 4: table next to me and it's a lady in her dog.
Speaker 2: Oh normal, it's a cafe.
Speaker 4: The dog sitting on the.
Speaker 2: Chair that's outside outside, what's outside? No problem?
Speaker 3: Dog?
Speaker 4: Are we talking like a medium dog? Sitting there like
Speaker 4: a human sitting up right, not like not like laying
Speaker 4: down on.
Speaker 2: The to get cold on the concrete.
Speaker 4: But it wasn't like laying down. It was like at
Speaker 4: the table.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's probably got better manners than some children.
Speaker 4: That's it. That's a hard note for me.
Speaker 3: Was it eating from a plate? No?
Speaker 2: Sitting on the chair? Was it a plastic chair metal? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's fine. I wouldn't put my dog in like a
Speaker 2: fabric chair at the table like sitting up at the
Speaker 2: sausage dog loves it.
Speaker 4: But the sausage dog had lay down. That's fine.
Speaker 3: Mine's a beagle, so I couldn't do that because it
Speaker 3: would eat, it would devour.
Speaker 2: We could only have soft foods, had soup.
Speaker 4: In a smoothie form. Mate, going to the cafe.
Speaker 3: You've seen the Instagram videos with the beagles and trying
Speaker 3: to cook with Yeah.
Speaker 2: My pointer can't sit it a couch. She can sit
Speaker 2: on the ground and drawl everywhere as something else.
Speaker 3: What's the strangest place you've taken your pointer or your sausage.
Speaker 2: No, I'm far more responsible than I was when I
Speaker 2: was young. But I once took Frank, who was the
Speaker 2: og sausage who lives with my mum, miniature sausage. I
Speaker 2: actually had a funny Facebook memory pop up recently that
Speaker 2: was like twelve years ago smuggling Frank out of Crown.
Speaker 4: What, Oh, yeah, you took him to Crown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, We've had a big night out. I'm probably twenty
Speaker 2: two or something, and I thought, all this fun, I'll
Speaker 2: go home and pick up the dog and bring him in.
Speaker 2: So the sausage dog was with us, and in the
Speaker 2: morning I was like, oh my, did he play the
Speaker 2: table sausage dog in our room? We're staying there?
Speaker 4: No tell do you like the wheel?
Speaker 2: I'm a new person, crammed o me. I'll never do
Speaker 2: that again. Love the wheel, the sausage shock a lot
Speaker 2: of hotels to try and smuggle him out the next
Speaker 2: day when I had to hang over, and I will
Speaker 2: spit like what was I thinking?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of the hotels are now dog friendly,
Speaker 3: aren't they. You can make bookings the rooms. I think
Speaker 3: the langam is.
Speaker 1: The w you pay and they set a little dog
Speaker 1: bed up and everything. Yeah, we did it for the kids.
Speaker 2: It's just cude. You put the dog, the kids in
Speaker 2: the dog bed.
Speaker 3: The baby for thirty six.
Speaker 4: Baby thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Where have you taken your pet, whether you've done a
Speaker 1: Lauren and you've taken the dog to Crown?
Speaker 2: That was naughty and I'm much smarter than that. I
Speaker 2: want to do that now.
Speaker 1: In return, I got turned it on a Cogan vouchers
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Speaker 1: you want for less. That is clicking.
Speaker 3: Also, don't at me as the kids say. But people
Speaker 3: who take their cats anywhere but inside of the house?
Speaker 3: Oh cooked. He shouldn't being the cat anyway unless it's
Speaker 3: going to the vet. You can't be taking that on.
Speaker 2: The street, or well, taking it for a walk on a.
Speaker 3: Leash or in the backpack.
Speaker 4: Don't know the backpack with the glass window.
Speaker 2: I'm not a cat person, but I don't mind the
Speaker 2: backpack with the window.
Speaker 3: Shocking suffocating that.
Speaker 2: No, I'm sure they've got breathing holes and hair press
Speaker 2: and it's fine because it can't get near me when
Speaker 2: it's in the backpack.
Speaker 4: Good call.
Speaker 2: Oh the pet prams, No, I love the pet proms.
Speaker 2: The old dogs that can't walk anymore. I still want
Speaker 2: to go for a walk.
Speaker 4: Where do you take your pet? Here? You Nick? The
Speaker 4: wizard Watson going to be joining us in the next
Speaker 4: few minutes.
Speaker 3: It's a big weekend for Hawthorne as well. They've got
Speaker 3: Port Adelaide on Sunday the match that is absolutely drowning
Speaker 3: in controversy, given what can Hinckley the power coach last year.
Speaker 3: So I want to leave the spinny, just take shelter,
Speaker 3: take your best brolly, Brady.
Speaker 4: What's your chances of pork getting up on Sunday?
Speaker 3: Where will you night? Behind Kenny? We'll get the victory.
Speaker 4: What happened last week?
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 2: They did not behind, unite behind Kenny and get the victory.
Speaker 2: That's what happened, all right right now? Jas Wanson on
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four ten, where's the weirdest place you've taken
Speaker 2: your dog? He's deeply offended that. Wow, like, what an
Speaker 2: awful situation. Someone took the dog to a cafe?
Speaker 4: No, can you believe that?
Speaker 2: You believe it? No?
Speaker 4: The dog was sitting up on a chair, paused on
Speaker 4: the table like paws.
Speaker 3: On the table.
Speaker 2: He didn't say pause on the table's he's just added
Speaker 2: that on.
Speaker 4: Did barking for more?
Speaker 2: Pepper didn't bark, didn't at the table.
Speaker 3: Just having a dog a china itself.
Speaker 2: Jase wore a collar shirt to go to a cafe
Speaker 2: and there was a dog. Oh my god, God, imagine
Speaker 2: that dog would have been morehed, would have been cleaner
Speaker 2: than you.
Speaker 4: In fact, it was wearing more designer clothes in a
Speaker 4: bow tie.
Speaker 2: Yes, great table man road, Dylan, it isn't a good morning.
Speaker 2: Where'd you take your dog?
Speaker 8: Good morning, guys. It took me. I took a turtle
Speaker 8: from Darwin to Melbourne and the broad trips.
Speaker 2: Oh, you've got a turtle.
Speaker 8: I do have a pet turtle.
Speaker 2: How did you transport the turtle?
Speaker 8: Most of the time that sat on our dashboard.
Speaker 2: In a tank or just free run.
Speaker 8: It didn't need to be in a tank until like
Speaker 8: the night time, so we put it in like the
Speaker 8: busts most of the hotels and say how big When
Speaker 8: we moved it it was pretty small, like I'd probably
Speaker 8: say times or something. But it's not farmsy, you know.
Speaker 8: Now it's a lot bigger though.
Speaker 4: So he sat on the dashboard like one of those
Speaker 4: bubble heads potentially.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I loved it. Love sun baking.
Speaker 2: What's your pet turtle's name?
Speaker 8: It's pretty cliche, Michael Angelo.
Speaker 3: Do you have to bury the turtles in in winter?
Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen this.
Speaker 8: We just have a heater.
Speaker 2: And because some people let the turtles like hibernate. They
Speaker 2: put them in the freezer something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do. They not freezer, they do they people
Speaker 3: bury them in the If you have.
Speaker 2: A turtle, don't put it in the I don't think
Speaker 2: should be putting there is something. I think there is something.
Speaker 3: I've seen it on the I've seen it on the ground.
Speaker 3: People bury.
Speaker 2: Maybe not a freezer. Don't go putting your turtle in
Speaker 2: the dirt. Is it not a freezer.
Speaker 4: Let's not be putting chie is kindy?
Speaker 1: They have a pet turtle. They let it get out
Speaker 1: and roam around. I'm like, that's going to take a
Speaker 1: finger off.
Speaker 2: What's a pet turtle called that?
Speaker 4: Don tell no, it's not. It's not something cool like that.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think turtles die left in freezers. Don't do that.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't be doing that. Thanks to we really had
Speaker 3: to google that.
Speaker 4: Come on, guystl. Wheen's take your.
Speaker 3: Dog treating it?
Speaker 2: Warren, Cali, Melanie and Melton, let's try you. Hello, Okay.
Speaker 10: I I was raising a kangaroo and we lived in
Speaker 10: the middle of nowhere, and I went into labor with
Speaker 10: my third child and had to drive two and a
Speaker 10: half hours to the hospital. And the husband and my
Speaker 10: other two kids, and the kangaroo had to stay in
Speaker 10: a hotel room while I was in hospital given birth.
Speaker 2: So you took the kangaroo with me? We can't because
Speaker 2: it's was it a baby?
Speaker 10: Yes, and it has to be fed every four hours.
Speaker 10: They're like babies. Yeah, yeah, you couldn't leave it.
Speaker 2: So on the road trip, who was the most timeh maintenance,
Speaker 2: you in labor or the baby kangaroos?
Speaker 10: Probably my husband because he was the one penniking.
Speaker 2: Yea melody.
Speaker 3: I loved those videos on the internet where people hand
Speaker 3: raise animals and then they come back and visit you
Speaker 3: later in life. Yeah, the kangaroo come back and visit you.
Speaker 10: It did. So once it was old enough, we left,
Speaker 10: the gates opened and he took off. He found a
Speaker 10: group of kangaroos and the next time he comes back,
Speaker 10: he come back with a doe and a Joey don't
Speaker 10: what's a dog for an apple? And the cattle?
Speaker 4: Clint would have been a mess.
Speaker 3: I would have cried.
Speaker 2: I came back with a babe. Videos show you the
Speaker 2: baby what's a dough? So it came back with a dought,
Speaker 2: a dough, a deer, a female sure not. Kangaroo, dear hybrid?
Speaker 4: What are the kids?
Speaker 2: Surely not?
Speaker 3: Don't ask you?
Speaker 1: You're putting turtles in the freezing I don't be talking
Speaker 1: about to the kids.
Speaker 4: To the funny Farm down in the morning, to a
Speaker 4: couple of months back.
Speaker 3: Right, is that a movie?
Speaker 4: It's also farm?
Speaker 2: Is it a farm called the funny farm? It's funny
Speaker 2: about the funny farm.
Speaker 4: Lots of funny things.
Speaker 2: What what's funny about it? But you do a gig
Speaker 2: down like they do comedy?
Speaker 3: Hang on, Tommy little was Jase Hawkins?
Speaker 1: Today They've got a giant saltwater crocodile, right, and.
Speaker 2: That doesn't sound funny?
Speaker 4: Hang on?
Speaker 1: They got it from someone's house in Frankster, someone saltwater cross.
Speaker 3: They were just housing in the gard and a little enclosure.
Speaker 2: So now it lives at the funny farm. What happened
Speaker 2: to the funny funny Go to the Fanny fub No,
Speaker 2: there'd be crocodiles there.
Speaker 4: Get nipped.
Speaker 2: Yes, many crocodiles.
Speaker 4: That'll take you bloody arm off that funny funny farm.
Speaker 2: I'm googling funny funny Farm, mornings.
Speaker 4: And funny If you renee good morning, Good.
Speaker 5: Morning legends how are you called the funky Farm?
Speaker 2: Don't mis spell that?
Speaker 4: Hey, Renee, where do you take your pip?
Speaker 5: So it's my mom and she takes her budgy camping
Speaker 5: like it comes to the beach. It's coming to a
Speaker 5: tutor with us next week. She's babysitting my niece and
Speaker 5: nephew today and she's taking the budgy like you, how.
Speaker 10: Does shake this budget?
Speaker 2: Everywhere she transports the budge she.
Speaker 5: Takes it in a cage and it just like hooks
Speaker 5: onto like a hook and it hangs out in front
Speaker 5: of the tent and the caravan and it's.
Speaker 2: Like, it's just a budget or is it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: Sorry? Is it? Does it come out of the cage
Speaker 4: and it's attached to something so it flies away? It's
Speaker 4: like a lead.
Speaker 5: No, No, she's not game enough to do that.
Speaker 2: Does it ever come out of the cage?
Speaker 10: It does it home?
Speaker 5: But not when we go not when we.
Speaker 2: Go away, hoop everywhere if it's out of the cage,
Speaker 2: like birds don't.
Speaker 5: So she's ozzy. But when I go to her house,
Speaker 5: she reminds me of like an old school Nona because
Speaker 5: she's got all the couches covered with blankets. Third trap everywhere.
Speaker 2: She gets what's the budget? Budgie's name Darcy, Darcy? How
Speaker 2: long she had Darcy?
Speaker 5: He's only new, he's only about a year old. And
Speaker 5: my nana and Pa went and got one too, So
Speaker 5: there's there's literally two of them.
Speaker 4: They got plastic on their furniture. Well, you.
Speaker 1: Are on the air with Jason Lauren Clints here as well.
Speaker 1: We are heading to Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Let's go were at school Adelaidies.
Speaker 3: I've unpacked.
Speaker 2: I've got a jam packed day today and I haven't
Speaker 2: packed either.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: First night Fever's well.
Speaker 2: First night fevers my middle.
Speaker 3: Name, exactly.
Speaker 4: The game nice, respectable even now.
Speaker 2: And my friend the sheriff's there. And if anyone is
Speaker 2: going to lead in order, it's the sheriff. No, yes,
Speaker 2: she keeps. Oh God, no, guys, not a chance in health.
Speaker 3: The good people at Channel seven have sent us some
Speaker 3: SCons this morning. Farmer wants a wife to celebrate. Farmer
Speaker 3: wants a wife would look at the far on the
Speaker 3: screens on Easter Monday, apparently God, which there's some very
Speaker 3: handsome farmers there. Now it's part of it.
Speaker 2: They sent him some scol Farmer Thomas is my favorite.
Speaker 3: Some scones, some jam and some cream.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: Oh, that was the most delicibles had.
Speaker 3: My scone was extra sweet, which made it a really
Speaker 3: delicious bite.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Brodies.
Speaker 4: You ever made lemonade scones in the right.
Speaker 3: Not in the f right?
Speaker 4: No, send you the rest lemonade scones, A little bit
Speaker 4: of lemonade sweet?
Speaker 3: What on earth are you doing? Executive producer Brodie? With
Speaker 3: that gone?
Speaker 2: Now, can I just say, I don't know if this
Speaker 2: is an everybody knows.
Speaker 4: Everyone knows.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows you put the jam on and then the
Speaker 2: cream on top.
Speaker 3: Why absolutely, why explain yourself and why you've made that
Speaker 3: mess of a scone?
Speaker 12: Cooked mate cream is similar to butter. If you're making
Speaker 12: a piece of bread and butter, not that, but it's
Speaker 12: veggiemite and then butter on. You simply go the butter,
Speaker 12: then the veggiemite. So you go cream and then the gem.
Speaker 3: It makes no sense. Do you know what does make sense?
Speaker 2: No, that's because you want the butter to melt on
Speaker 2: the toes. Do you want that to melt? You want
Speaker 2: the issue jam on.
Speaker 3: The issue is that the jam is very difficult to
Speaker 3: apply on top of the jammie scrape, it smears into
Speaker 3: the cream.
Speaker 2: Question, that's why he's gotted all over his hands.
Speaker 4: What do you sit on? Butter and peanut butter?
Speaker 3: Both?
Speaker 2: You've got to go to the double Well depends, but it's
Speaker 2: not it's not butter.
Speaker 3: It's not butter and butter, it's peanut butter. I don't
Speaker 3: want any of gone with your cream on. First. You're
Speaker 3: in here in.
Speaker 2: The Jason Lawrence Studio thoroughly enjoyed the scorns.
Speaker 4: Guys. That is it.
Speaker 1: We are getting out of here tomorrow, fresh as a daisy.
Speaker 1: We will be live from Adelaide Oval for gather around
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of special guests.
Speaker 4: Who's on the shadow Morrow broads.
Speaker 3: You know why? In a way you can't talk because
Speaker 3: there's too much cream on it. We've got the great
Speaker 3: Beck Madden.
Speaker 12: We have Tom Hawkins, Laura Kane, who I love, have
Speaker 12: Alex Neil Bollen.
Speaker 3: Ye don't know, but.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say that I love him.
Speaker 4: Jack.
Speaker 3: Do you say revolt or where a revolt kind of team?
Speaker 3: At Channel nine? Rewalked with a double ask him lost.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if it was I think it was him.
Speaker 4: He stole a car park from a g Sack one day.
Speaker 3: You're kidding, did you g Sack? It's like a swimming pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. You're like, I think it was him?
Speaker 2: Why do you think it was him but not know
Speaker 2: it was him?
Speaker 4: I just regnized him. I thought, I think that's real.
Speaker 4: Well or revolt one of the two.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was Nick, could have been neck blond hair, but.
Speaker 3: They both got hair and they're both revolt.
Speaker 1: You know what, when he's on the shadow Morrow, get
Speaker 1: him to turn his back and look over his shoulder like.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I'll go, that's him.
Speaker 3: We must go. I think we've got to get to
Speaker 3: the airport.
Speaker 2: Guys, we must need to leave now I get there,
Speaker 2: I've got to go on pack. Oh hang on. My
Speaker 2: dad's text to me, a big Richmond fan, he'll know
Speaker 2: how to say Rewald's old. Oh no, he sent me
Speaker 2: an article about where the cream and the jam?
Speaker 3: What does he say?
Speaker 2: He said problem himself a cream tale afternoon?
Speaker 3: Oh no, don't don't.
Speaker 2: He's got that wrong. He said it's got cream.
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