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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitz and whipp A podcast.

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Speaker 2: With you on Novah. Welcome. We've got this very special

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Speaker 2: guest in the room. Mate. Isn't she amazing? The most

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Speaker 2: specialist guest we've ever had, My beautiful wife, Lisa Valentine. Valentine,

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Speaker 2: you were okay because I had some bad feedback. You're

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Speaker 2: all right with me doing Hydrangers on Thursday? Last Thursday?

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Speaker 2: Won't you actually.

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Speaker 1: Really liked that? Yes, cheaper, but it was just a

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Speaker 1: nice surprise. It was coming on whips get you Hydrangers

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Speaker 1: every week every fortnight. He always brags about the fact

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Speaker 1: that he buys you hydrangers weekly or fortnightly. He did

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Speaker 1: for a while, but it hasn't happened for a good

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Speaker 1: number of months. But it was a big surprise because

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Speaker 1: they were phenomenal.

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Speaker 2: Thing like Valentine's Day comes with no surprise. If you

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Speaker 2: do it a few days earlier, even a week earlier,

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Speaker 2: then you add some surprise to the love. When I

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Speaker 2: was thinking about Valentine's Day, and I thought about love,

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Speaker 2: and I was thinking about how I could show you

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Speaker 2: how much you mean. And I in the past have

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Speaker 2: been a bit of a stubborn idiot I have, Oh,

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Speaker 2: because you's opening up, because you've made comments before about

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Speaker 2: things that you really like, and I've ignored it. I've

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Speaker 2: beat it down, and I've stepped on it and smashed

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Speaker 2: it to pieces. We went to an event, the Mowett

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Speaker 2: and Shandon event. Oh yeah, wow, tell us about that

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Speaker 2: and what happened and what you really loved on that night.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the champagne was good, but Calvin Harris was better.

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Speaker 1: So they had oh and I weirdly somehow got myself

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Speaker 1: in a position where I was literally front row center.

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Speaker 1: I was half a meter from Calvin Harris, so my

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Speaker 1: experience was even better than anyone else's. And he was

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Speaker 1: phenomenal to look at. Yeah, he's good looking to listen to.

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Speaker 1: Everyone was like, oh my god, I had no idea

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Speaker 1: you were such a Calvin fan, and I said, neither

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Speaker 1: did I till tonight.

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Speaker 2: I'm in love with him. So for the following week

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Speaker 2: it was just Calvin Harris music throughout the house. And

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Speaker 2: then every time you would show me a photo of

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Speaker 2: his abs, I would bring up one before he'd had

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Speaker 2: his work done and go, well, that's it. And then

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Speaker 2: I made a promise to you, didn't I, but you

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Speaker 2: would get the same rig as he to take control

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Speaker 2: of your eating in your life. Turn that around. That's Christmas,

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Speaker 2: this is Valentine's Day. And I said, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: prove to you that I can do what Calvin Harris does.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember that conversation.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm so oh when you said he's

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Speaker 1: not that big a deal. I can do the same

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Speaker 1: thing on the decks or whatever.

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Speaker 2: You did the exact same thing. So what we're going

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Speaker 2: to do today for Valentine's.

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Speaker 1: Day, dear God.

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Speaker 2: Is we're going to play a Calvin Harris song, which

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Speaker 2: I don't think you'll know, and then we're going to

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Speaker 2: play a song that I've recorded for you, and you

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Speaker 2: have to work out which one's Calvin Harris which one

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Speaker 2: is me. This is going to be tough. How about

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Speaker 2: the disappointment on her face right now? It is palpable.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry, there's another surprise to come. Have a listened

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Speaker 2: to the first one in the grass watching the okay,

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Speaker 2: not about all right? That's up to number one, so

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Speaker 2: don't get men thoughts yet, make a decision at the end.

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Speaker 2: Here's song number two times just in case you're mistaken,

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Speaker 2: and always my mass topic every night. I cried. Then

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Speaker 2: I found you a lot. What the streets are now

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Speaker 2: hurt my feet. I feel to please, to make love

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Speaker 2: when I found a rescue from the RSPCA. But as

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Speaker 2: someone that's gone astray, my love for you has never

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Speaker 2: been greater, stronger than an excavated dog. So you've heard both?

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Speaker 2: Can we hear him again?

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? That's which one was me?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: First? One? Second one Calvin Harris versus whip Dog DJ

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Speaker 2: whip Dog? Which one I think? Were you first? I

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Speaker 2: thought your beauty? I was the second one? I mean, wow,

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Speaker 2: I recognize now what he has done, which is awesome.

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Speaker 2: The second part of the surprise that I have for

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Speaker 2: you is that Calvin Harris is on the line. Tommy,

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Speaker 2: if we got him, we got it, and we're not

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Speaker 2: doing the interview you are.

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Speaker 1: This is so no.

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Speaker 2: We'll bring him up in a minute. This is so awkward.

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Speaker 2: Calvin Harris, welcome to the Fitting Show.

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 2: How are you? Good man? I've got my wife here

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Speaker 2: who's desperate to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Calvin, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm great? Is it really? She's not buying it?

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Speaker 1: Terrible? What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean? That was terrible? What's your name, mate, Jason?

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Speaker 2: Well done that you are from You are Scottish? Yeah

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Speaker 2: by the Australian Buyer. Yes, he could probably tell I

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Speaker 2: was born in Scotland.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think he's got a deeper voice. I'm sorry it's

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Speaker 2: been a bit of a disappointing Valentine's Star, a little

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Speaker 2: bit underwhelmed.

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Speaker 1: Assurance in town. Uh, Harry stars, Harry, You've got access

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Speaker 1: to a lot of stars and that's what you produce

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Speaker 1: on Valentine.

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Speaker 2: But he's the first Bob can you can you clean

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Speaker 2: this up and make my wife happy again? Thanks for

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Speaker 2: coming in, Darling, I love you. Happy Valentine's you're listening

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Speaker 2: to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast