Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show. A good afternoon, Jack, and good
Speaker 1: afternoon everybody.
Speaker 2: Good afternoon, Swany. I usually hate this chat, but I
Speaker 2: just want to say something just about the show. How
Speaker 2: is it October one?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Is it that feels scary?
Speaker 1: Oh no, it feels so good. Really, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: wait for this year to be over shocking? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: one day closer to New Year's me. Really, it's an
Speaker 1: annis horribillous, as the Queen once called it. I'm excited. Plus,
Speaker 1: November's my birthday, the weather's getting better, Christmas is coming,
Speaker 1: you know. That's my time to shine.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. But you can't wish your life away, my Swan.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can.
Speaker 2: You can. Hey, if you want to hear the difference
Speaker 2: in Christine Swann and I like that, make sure you're
Speaker 2: tune in next to do this Tuesday, because we will
Speaker 2: be comparing those and Swani before three o'clock will be
Speaker 2: playing our brand new competition, Flip It and Mix It.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love this game.
Speaker 2: Same for Neutrabullet register by the overplayer app and if
Speaker 2: you can guess the two songs we've mixed together, you
Speaker 2: can win one thousand dollars worth of Neutra bullet Products,
Speaker 2: the Crissy.
Speaker 1: Swan Show, and it is Tuesday, so let's open up
Speaker 1: the old diary Jack to do this Tuesday? Do you
Speaker 1: actually have it to do list?
Speaker 2: Yes? I really love the reminders app on the iPhone.
Speaker 1: I don't use reminders. I just put diary entries in.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I've seen your manic calendar. I know,
Speaker 2: remember when you accidentally share your calendar with us.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's still a few entries.
Speaker 2: There are times there are a couple, but that's okay.
Speaker 2: I just pretend I don't see it.
Speaker 1: I think you saw the exact amount that I had
Speaker 1: to pay to the tax on this.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see the exact amount you have to pay
Speaker 2: to someone every month. Let me find it. I won't
Speaker 2: say the person.
Speaker 3: Who is.
Speaker 1: So funny. All right, okay, here's my to do list.
Speaker 1: I've just closed it out. Okay, send Temu Hall to
Speaker 1: erin because when I'm on Timu or Timu, it's actually cool.
Speaker 1: Did you know that?
Speaker 2: I do know that, But I like Timu and I
Speaker 2: think on this show we commit to t I agree.
Speaker 1: Let's just that's it. Whenever we never discard again, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we never go from that. Whenever I'm shopping for a
Speaker 1: little bits and bobs. I always see things that my
Speaker 1: friend Erin would like. Always, of all my friends, none
Speaker 1: of them appear in my psyche on Timu except Eric,
Speaker 1: except Erin. So I've collected over the time, over time
Speaker 1: T shirt with oysters hon it, a pink cap with
Speaker 1: a red lobster, we love crustaceans, right T shirt with
Speaker 1: any on it. So I've just I've got them all collected,
Speaker 1: and I've got to send them to her.
Speaker 2: That's a fun haul to receive. You're a good friend,
Speaker 2: I know, team of the one where you play the
Speaker 2: silly little games and it gives your bonus. Then yes, yes,
Speaker 2: so you'd get sucked right into that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I feel like they're just tapping into my addictive personality.
Speaker 2: Well they've most definitely tapped into your bank account too,
Speaker 2: But that's okay. I know you're in denial about that.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, my bank account's been cancer my credit
Speaker 1: husband countl by the fraud. The fraud squad called me
Speaker 1: two days ago, stop I know, and said, are you
Speaker 1: in Malaysia?
Speaker 2: I wish?
Speaker 1: Is that a bloody wish? She said to a good
Speaker 1: luxit there, But no, I was not I was sitting
Speaker 1: in my kitchen and so I don't have a credit card.
Speaker 1: She's very very awful send footy cards. So there's two
Speaker 1: sending things. So PEG's got a little small business where
Speaker 1: she said she sells the valuable cards she gets in
Speaker 1: those footy car packs it and she's dealing. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: her agent, got it, So I need to send them.
Speaker 1: So I got to do that. And what about this one?
Speaker 1: You're going to be so sad? And what drop squashed
Speaker 1: glasses into specsavors?
Speaker 2: Didn't you just receive them last week? Yes?
Speaker 1: And they were the beautiful blue slash green ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that I was color blind about. And maybe that's
Speaker 2: a sign that they're not for you.
Speaker 1: I moved, I moved too quickly, and they flew off
Speaker 1: my face and landed on the floor. But I was
Speaker 1: in the middle of doing something, so I thought, I'll
Speaker 1: go and do that thing and then I'll come back.
Speaker 1: And then by that time I'd forgotten that they were there,
Speaker 1: and I full stood run with my giant foot.
Speaker 2: Luckily, we know a guy.
Speaker 1: They've squashed that. The arms are so squashed they're now
Speaker 1: usable like opera glasses.
Speaker 2: You see.
Speaker 1: We'll see if they can work a miracle.
Speaker 2: They will absolutely be able to feel se you got
Speaker 2: two this week. My first reminder does it involve out?
Speaker 1: Does it involve apparel of some sort?
Speaker 2: One of them does?
Speaker 1: Yes, of course.
Speaker 2: First one is write EMC notes for Cam and L's wedding.
Speaker 2: My best mate Cam and his partner are getting married
Speaker 2: this weekend. And despite the fact I've told all of
Speaker 2: my friends and made it clear that I'm done MC
Speaker 2: in weddings, they got me at a week moment five
Speaker 2: my teen is deep and asked me and I said, yes.
Speaker 1: How many weddings have you MC?
Speaker 2: And one and done?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: But everyone sort of tries to float it with me
Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, but but I love these two,
Speaker 2: so I'm doing it. So I'd just like to write
Speaker 2: a few notes just to have an idea of who
Speaker 2: I'm throwing.
Speaker 1: I was asked once to MC a wedding and I said, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I couldn't possibly, and then that friend never spoke to
Speaker 1: me again, So don't do what I did.
Speaker 2: Probably smart, I've agreed to do it.
Speaker 1: I was being honest anyway.
Speaker 2: Yes, And then my second one is find Cobbler to
Speaker 2: get loafers resold because you're a bit floppy.
Speaker 1: Oh a cobbler?
Speaker 3: Is that who I go to?
Speaker 1: If you are Charles Dickens, where.
Speaker 2: Do I go to get my loafers? Hisself?
Speaker 1: A shoe guy?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll find a shoe cobbler, the candlestick.
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Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show. It's World Coffee Day today?
Speaker 2: Indeed it is in the song Swanny. Yes, you revealed
Speaker 2: something that is like criminal.
Speaker 1: I have not had a coffee today.
Speaker 2: How it's Tuesday, like the one main day you need
Speaker 2: your morning coffee.
Speaker 1: No, I think I've just been side taking with kids
Speaker 1: and I had some tea. I haven't had a coffee.
Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with me today.
Speaker 2: You need to train the kids to make you an
Speaker 2: elite brew. Can they do that yet?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No they can't. I don't let I don't like let
Speaker 1: anybody make me no coffee at home.
Speaker 2: No one can ever make you a r in a weird.
Speaker 1: Sort of irony, though I did get an email saying
Speaker 1: that my coffee bean subscription has been dispatched. Oh fantastic way.
Speaker 1: Now here is a sad story. Jack the headline alone,
Speaker 1: I just want to look away. One million dollar Aussie
Speaker 1: lotto winner loses everything after simple mistake.
Speaker 2: A big night at the casino.
Speaker 1: No worse, they never got the money. They bought the
Speaker 1: ticket and then never checked it. And in South Australia
Speaker 1: they expire after twelve months.
Speaker 2: That is the definition of grim.
Speaker 1: If I if I was in Adelaide and I was
Speaker 1: listening to this exact thing that's happening right now in
Speaker 1: a very meta memento way, and there was a flicker
Speaker 1: in my memory that I had bought a lottery ticket
Speaker 1: about a year ago, I would.
Speaker 2: Not check no, because that's just life damaging.
Speaker 1: I would go to wherever the ticket may be and
Speaker 1: I would just set a match to it.
Speaker 2: Do we have an exact location of where this ticket
Speaker 2: was purchased? Just to really rub some of the woo,
Speaker 2: let's do it.
Speaker 1: And if this rings a bell to you, please give
Speaker 1: us a call. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Were you in or around this sounds like a crime
Speaker 2: stops out they play late at night BP.
Speaker 1: Petrol Station in Marson Lakes, North Adelaide. I've got goosebumps.
Speaker 1: What if that person is like, oh my god, yes,
Speaker 1: yes I got. I went through that phase of buying
Speaker 1: a lotto ticket every Tuesday.
Speaker 2: I just swanny. I know I've been giggling, but I
Speaker 2: straight up think this person's dead. I honestly do, because
Speaker 2: you just don't forget this sort of thing to go
Speaker 2: and check it, like I think they're dead.
Speaker 1: Oh, you absolutely do. Oh that's someone calling from Perth.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's not it.
Speaker 1: Then probably tell stra.
Speaker 2: What's the saddest thing, what's the saddest story?
Speaker 1: I just why, just want to go back a minute.
Speaker 1: You said that this is not the sort of thing
Speaker 1: that happens every day. This happens to people. They just forget,
Speaker 1: they buy it, they're on a hot flush, and then
Speaker 1: nah they I've never I've bought a lot of tickers.
Speaker 1: I've never checked them, see, never watched the balls come in.
Speaker 2: N get that. I'm a weird type of person, but like,
Speaker 2: if there's money involved, I would not forget to have
Speaker 2: to check that receipver. Really absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Well, here is a sad story.
Speaker 2: Tom's yelling Capricorn, Capricorn at me.
Speaker 1: Here is the saddest story even than that what I
Speaker 1: was at. I'll never forget this story. Oh no, this
Speaker 1: is and it happened quite recently. It's so okay. So
Speaker 1: I was at the supermarket and the lady was, you know,
Speaker 1: checking my stuff through, and she said, oh, you're the
Speaker 1: lady of the television, aren't you. And I said, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I don't do a lot of television anymore, but yes,
Speaker 1: you know you've probably seen me, haven't you seen how
Speaker 1: old I am? Dors Anyway, I.
Speaker 2: Didn't even cop it invite to the logis this time?
Speaker 1: I know I didn't. I didn't anyway, I said, yes,
Speaker 1: you know sometimes and she goes, I was on I
Speaker 1: went on Deal or No Deal recently and I said,
Speaker 1: oh was it fun? I said, that's great, Danya, isn't it.
Speaker 2: She said yes.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, he's a real pro. You would have
Speaker 1: had a great time. She goes, yes. I was called
Speaker 1: up and everything, and I had to guess how much
Speaker 1: was in the briefcase, and if I got it right,
Speaker 1: i'd win the money. Anyway, I guessed five dollars and
Speaker 1: it was one hundred thousand dollars. Wait, and then just
Speaker 1: that be b of scanning, and then I said, oh god,
Speaker 1: that's that's it. That's a lot of money to miss
Speaker 1: out on. She goes, yes, I know, but Grahat gave
Speaker 1: me a lovely stubby holder.
Speaker 2: No, but also blessed dolls for getting excited about the
Speaker 2: stubby hold.
Speaker 1: I just when sat in my Toyota Rev four just
Speaker 1: in silence, going, that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Hey, well, she should register by the Nova player for
Speaker 2: Chrissy's Flippant and Mix it because we're playing it next
Speaker 2: and there's a thousand bucks of neutrabolet products up for grabs.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. You are
Speaker 1: listening to the Christy Swan Show on Nova. You're laughing
Speaker 1: because I have said nothing positive about that song for
Speaker 1: the last four and a half minutes.
Speaker 2: And I stand by you, Swanny. Also, you know, I'm
Speaker 2: in my diddy deep dive. Yes, j Loo apparently knew
Speaker 2: everything that was happening, and I think she could be
Speaker 2: going down as well. It's a number one crystal blend
Speaker 2: of brand in the world. Chrissy's Flipped and Mix it.
Speaker 2: Let's go. I'm a danged het a bit of a proceeds.
Speaker 1: I made a smoothie in the nutribullet flip and it
Speaker 1: was amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you put in it?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm a purist and I have natural yogurt banana
Speaker 1: for the sweetness, a squirt of honey, yes, same, and
Speaker 1: some frozen mango cubes.
Speaker 2: We differ there. I have spinach.
Speaker 1: Oh, hell I well done. I also put a bit
Speaker 1: of pea protein in it because I had it was
Speaker 1: about to go out of date.
Speaker 2: What that swan?
Speaker 1: You can't taste it. It's amazing, particularly in that machine, and.
Speaker 2: A great way to get your protein intake.
Speaker 1: Oh hello, Courtney, Hello, how are we?
Speaker 2: Could I reckon?
Speaker 1: Courtney's another one of those names where you don't know
Speaker 1: a bad one.
Speaker 2: Courtney Kardashi.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Courtney's boring. Courtney's boring, But you're not.
Speaker 2: And you're Courtney with a sea, So you're different, different, different.
Speaker 1: It says here that you're in your smoothie era at
Speaker 1: the moment. What's your favorite combo?
Speaker 3: I am at the moment, I am stropping a little
Speaker 3: bit of almond milk, a little bit of a super
Speaker 3: protein banana, and strawberry yum.
Speaker 1: It's like a good nick. I went through my first
Speaker 1: smoothie era involved soaked cashews, do you remember, no?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah in the yes, yes, and they are.
Speaker 1: I've got to put them back in. There's delicious, really yeah,
Speaker 1: because it sounds awful. No, it's creamy and nutty anyway,
Speaker 1: just like you, Courtney, creamy, nutty girl, creamy. All right,
Speaker 1: this is how this is going to work with shut up.
Speaker 1: Two songs and if you can guess one, you get
Speaker 1: three hundred bucks worth of neutral bullet goodies. If you
Speaker 1: guess both of them, a thousand dollars worth of neutribullet goodies.
Speaker 1: If you don't get a single one, you're still walking
Speaker 1: away with this unbelievable neutral bullet flip. Yes, yes, she's
Speaker 1: very speechless.
Speaker 2: We're gonna play We're going to play the flip at
Speaker 2: tunes and you need to screen out the names of
Speaker 2: them or the artists once you know, Okay, let's go
Speaker 2: couple rights. Yes, that's five three hundred dollars worth of
Speaker 2: neutral bullet stuff. The next song's about to come in.
Speaker 1: If you name the next one, it's a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: of stuff in cubboards and benches.
Speaker 4: The nerves are getting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have hit Neutral Bullet pay Dirt Courtney. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, stop it.
Speaker 4: I'm a massive Taylor fan.
Speaker 1: So that was lucky.
Speaker 2: Thousand dollars. Neutra Bullet Prize pack is on the way
Speaker 2: to you, Courtney, if you would like to play and
Speaker 2: win like court registered by the Nova Player up and
Speaker 2: we could be calling you tomorrow.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. You're listening to the Crissies one
Speaker 1: show on over. I still love that song so much?
Speaker 2: How can you not Chrissy's click fait.
Speaker 1: Beyonce has just launched an ad for Levi's It is Stunning.
Speaker 1: The song in it is off her most recent album
Speaker 1: called Levi's Jeans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it features on the album that features post Malone,
Speaker 2: But I don't think can we hear it in the ad?
Speaker 3: And to turn Okay?
Speaker 1: So if you're familiar with the album, you're gonna know
Speaker 1: this song. But if you are familiar with Levi's ads,
Speaker 1: you are going to be familiar with the setup. She
Speaker 1: has recreated the iconic mid eighties lawn dreat ad. So
Speaker 1: you weren't even.
Speaker 2: Born No, but I just squeeze at it man, this
Speaker 2: ad I could not.
Speaker 1: Get into a pair of Levi fivo ones quick enough. Really, Yes,
Speaker 1: so flashback. This gorgeous man looks like Elvis Presley absolute
Speaker 1: eleven out of ten Yes, and his name was Nick Kyman.
Speaker 1: He's an English guys since passed away. Can you believe
Speaker 1: such a young such a young man but stunning dreamy
Speaker 1: goes into a lawn dreat and he takes his jeans
Speaker 1: are dirty and he's like, oh, I've gotta wash the
Speaker 1: What am I going to do? He just takes them
Speaker 1: off and then waits for the cycle to finish, just
Speaker 1: in his pair of boxes. Sick like that reinvented Levi's
Speaker 1: in the eighties. That ad did it, Yes, and Beyonce
Speaker 1: has recreated it all the way down to the white
Speaker 1: bog catches.
Speaker 2: There's something really gorgeous about the backdrop of a laundromat.
Speaker 2: I love Launcher, yeah saying it's like a real rustic,
Speaker 2: stripped back raw vibe.
Speaker 1: Whenever I'm out on my treasures, if I am lucky
Speaker 1: enough to pass the laundromat, I always take photographs. And
Speaker 1: when I was in Europe, I've got like a half
Speaker 1: roll of just laundromats Yeah, there's something like hot about
Speaker 1: them too, do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think they're hot. I think it's dirty.
Speaker 2: What are you laughing about it?
Speaker 1: As if you've ever stepped into a laundromat?
Speaker 2: Come on, absolutely not. But I can appreciate the aesthetic
Speaker 2: of them till I have.
Speaker 1: When I first moved out of home, I couldn't afford
Speaker 1: a washing machine, and it was such a beautiful tradition
Speaker 1: to go to the lawndo every Sunday, me and my
Speaker 1: best friend take out clothes in big bags.
Speaker 2: Yeahat, and it would take so long.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, the slow movement.
Speaker 2: I know, anybody got time for that?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: I just winge and slam it, you know. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: move on to Ariana Grande on the cover of Vanity Fair.
Speaker 1: That new Wicked movie.
Speaker 2: Is imminent November twenty.
Speaker 1: The shorts are incredible, the trailer is remarkable. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure given that she's in the news today, our
Speaker 1: friend Joel Creasy will definitely be discussing it yes on
Speaker 1: his show next But she was put through a lie
Speaker 1: detective test. I love all the little extra bits and
Speaker 1: pieces that Vanity Fair does and Vogue, you know, the
Speaker 1: seventy three questions and all the video caps.
Speaker 2: The woman they get to run the Vanity fair Lie
Speaker 2: Detective test plays the character so well she does not
Speaker 2: break out of that stiff stern principle.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's totally Tracy Grimshaw about the whole thing. I
Speaker 1: have listened to these interesting questions and answers. Think the
Speaker 1: moon landing was fake?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, inconclusive fake?
Speaker 2: No, not till now.
Speaker 1: What's to me? But you know we've been there.
Speaker 2: The machine is showing deception.
Speaker 1: It is the Illuminati reel. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: She is being truthful.
Speaker 1: Did you get your nose done?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Did you get a boob job?
Speaker 2: No? Truthful?
Speaker 1: Did you get a fox eye lift?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: What I discovered it through people who thought I did,
Speaker 1: and I said, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's telling the truth.
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about fox eyelift.
Speaker 2: Yes, let's because they're all the rage on TikTok at
Speaker 2: the moment.
Speaker 1: If you haven't heard of them, it's when you go
Speaker 1: generally overseas they do them. Not they're like in Turkey
Speaker 1: and they sort of pull your eyes up, so they
Speaker 1: call it the fox, but it's sort of a cat
Speaker 1: sigh look and it completely changes the landscape of your face.
Speaker 1: What do you think.
Speaker 2: I think on some people it looks good, and I
Speaker 2: think I can see how people think Ariana's had that
Speaker 2: just when she has a makeup done. But there's a
Speaker 2: couple of influences. I've seen had it done over the
Speaker 2: last month, and I don't love it.
Speaker 1: Do you know why I wouldn't like it? I was
Speaker 1: really thinking about it because I just think you can
Speaker 1: do whatever your bloody like to yourself, no judgment at all.
Speaker 1: But for me, I like to smile at myself in
Speaker 1: the mirror. Sometimes that's the only person that smiles at
Speaker 1: me all day. So whenever I smile at you, yes,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, apart from you. Sometimes, like you know, whenever
Speaker 1: I catch my reflection, I go hello, that is, and
Speaker 1: I give myself a smile, and I figure, what if
Speaker 1: I looked so different? I wouldn't recognize my men.
Speaker 2: You could fully let me out yourself. You could say hello, yeah.
Speaker 1: Foxes, don't me out? Is the Chrissy Swan show. Yes,
Speaker 1: here we are in rolling into the three o'clock hour,
Speaker 1: hurdling like a comet towards Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joe.
Speaker 2: Two o'clock hour, was jam packed, Swannie, it.
Speaker 1: Chill was and look the three o'clock is shaping up
Speaker 1: to be exactly the same. We didn't speak about a
Speaker 1: very sad story coming out of Adelaide, and it's going
Speaker 1: to haunt me for the rest of my days. Someone's
Speaker 1: picked up a ticket at BP Mawson's Creek and then
Speaker 1: forgotten about it.
Speaker 2: A lotto ticket, Yeah, lott a ticket.
Speaker 1: It's got this stuck under the seat or whatever. And
Speaker 1: then in Adelaide, in South Australia, lotto tickets expire. That
Speaker 1: person was sitting on a million dollars for a year
Speaker 1: and they just never cashed it in. But the good
Speaker 1: news is if you are from Adelaide, you are getting
Speaker 1: twice the Katie Perry, the Catherine Perry.
Speaker 2: She has just.
Speaker 1: Announced a second show for the good people of Adelaide.
Speaker 2: How exciting incredible that the first show sold out in
Speaker 2: less than an hour.
Speaker 1: Yes, because why don't why doesn't everybody go.
Speaker 2: To Adelaide totally? It's not fair.
Speaker 1: Do you remember Sam Smith did that wonderful concert in Adelaide?
Speaker 2: Yes, that activation Where was it.
Speaker 1: The winery somewhere?
Speaker 2: Sam? But it looks gorgeous. Hey, speaking of live music
Speaker 2: next increases Quizy. We have a double pass to go
Speaker 2: and see Luke Combs.
Speaker 1: And can I please have some cutos for my outfit today?
Speaker 2: You've come like a full hill billy boots. Luke Holmes
Speaker 2: is coming back to Australia for stadium shows. Get your
Speaker 2: tickets now. For details head to front you Touring dot com.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Hey, speaking
Speaker 1: of tunes, Luke Combs is coming Chrissies Quizzy. He's going
Speaker 1: to bring the house down with Hey, Lulu, Hello, Hi, going.
Speaker 1: Are you're feeling luckier today than you were yes today
Speaker 1: because you really sucked yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I started a strong and then lost it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I had such high hopes for you. I thought
Speaker 1: it was all over Red Rover and then bang.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, but we.
Speaker 1: Know what a huge fan you are, so we're thrilled
Speaker 1: that you could join us again today.
Speaker 2: Lou Swanny her opponent Anthony, walked down the aisle to
Speaker 2: a Luke comb song.
Speaker 1: Oh Anthony, my wife.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's fun to leslip the script as.
Speaker 1: They say, what was the song? It wasn't fast car, wasn't.
Speaker 1: It's a bit depressing, just.
Speaker 2: An acoustic version of Beautiful Crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, she's a hardcore fan. I've never even heard
Speaker 1: of that song. All right, let's co.
Speaker 2: It's his biggest song.
Speaker 1: But shall we I don't know it? How's it going fast?
Speaker 1: Car is the big one?
Speaker 2: That's just a cover though his own big song is
Speaker 2: called Beautiful Crazy?
Speaker 1: Do you really know what? Or are you just doing
Speaker 1: that because you're a good boy?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, only not because it was on the quiz today.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, guys, we are not even worthy of
Speaker 1: reading out these questions. Your names are your buzzers. It's
Speaker 1: the best of five, meaning the first person to get
Speaker 1: three answers, great, win's the game and we'll walk away
Speaker 1: with the money. Cunt by Christy's Sancho Bumbak. And please
Speaker 1: don't judge me for the fact that I'm not going
Speaker 1: to go and see Luke comes because I got excited
Speaker 1: to go and see Glenn Sharick. All right. I was
Speaker 1: so excited to see Glenn Sharick, the former lead singer
Speaker 1: of LRB, that I cried right in front of him,
Speaker 1: and he knew that I was there because there are
Speaker 1: only four people in the room. All right, let's go
Speaker 1: Question number one today is world What day?
Speaker 5: Lou?
Speaker 1: Yes, Lou coffee, it is coffee day. How many of
Speaker 1: you had today?
Speaker 4: I've had two?
Speaker 3: Alreadio, probably have no lot after this?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: Look you you Anthony? What are you? Are you late
Speaker 1: in the day coffee drinker?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I am, but I didn't have one today. That's
Speaker 2: probably I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to have one after this. Really now I'm
Speaker 1: on fire for it wine. Question number two? How many
Speaker 1: times does a standard Oh? How many times? At T
Speaker 1: I N E S? Welcome to the show time?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Does a standard dinner?
Speaker 2: Fork have?
Speaker 1: Anthony? Yes?
Speaker 2: What would you like to say for he said? Correct?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 2: Question number three, you're both on the scoreboard.
Speaker 1: Can you name this Luke comb song? You better get
Speaker 1: this with your life. Yes, your life would not be
Speaker 1: worth living.
Speaker 2: I'm the big fan. She's the one that did it
Speaker 2: for me to walk down the song that would to suck?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go Question number four.
Speaker 1: Which band is confirmed they'll stop making music once they
Speaker 1: reach their twelfth album? Yes, Lou Cold Plate correct es
Speaker 1: number five.
Speaker 2: This is for the win. Either Lou or Anthony will
Speaker 2: be winning in a double pass to see Luke Combs.
Speaker 1: Does will your wife. Go with you, Anthony, Yes.
Speaker 3: You will, Okay.
Speaker 2: I tried to get tickets.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get for it. I know Lou was in
Speaker 1: the same boat.
Speaker 2: Question number five.
Speaker 1: Finish this saying pinch and a punch, Yes.
Speaker 3: Lou for the first day of the month.
Speaker 1: Correct, Lou, Lou and you are going to Luke Combs
Speaker 1: or Luke Combs Combs.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go with Cones now.
Speaker 1: The boy that used to catch my tram and it
Speaker 1: was spelt the same way, but he pronounced it Combs,
Speaker 1: so it's always.
Speaker 2: Confusing either or Hey, he's coming to Australia for stadium shows.
Speaker 2: For details, head to fronted Touring dot com.
Speaker 1: Crissy Swan Show. We are going to do around Is
Speaker 1: it just for me? These are This is the part
Speaker 1: of the show where we talk all the time, you
Speaker 1: and I Jack and if there's anything bothering us, we
Speaker 1: are each other's first port of call. In terms of
Speaker 1: a soundboard correct, generally, problem solved. You can solve all
Speaker 1: of mine. I can solve all of yours, but there
Speaker 1: are some that we have to take to you. Yes,
Speaker 1: the beautiful listeners of the Chrissy Swan Show, because we
Speaker 1: have come up with nothing.
Speaker 2: We both have an issue here that we can't solve
Speaker 2: and thirteen twenty four to ten. Once you hear them,
Speaker 2: if you can help us understand.
Speaker 1: We really do seek your counsel on this. Am I
Speaker 1: gonna go first?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 1: I have become increasingly disillusioned and frustrated with the delivery
Speaker 1: method for honey. What do you mean? So when I
Speaker 1: have my cups of tea at home, I'm a double bagger.
Speaker 1: Oh this is right, yes, And I use honey instead
Speaker 1: of sugar because sugar is annoying, so I put a
Speaker 1: little squirt in. I have tried every format of honey
Speaker 1: delivery system.
Speaker 2: So like the squeeze this bottle, diff.
Speaker 1: Squeeze bottle, the soft to squeeze bottle, the pot, the
Speaker 1: small jar, even creamed honey. I thought it's beautiful the
Speaker 1: first four cups of tea.
Speaker 2: And then it goes full main after.
Speaker 1: That crystal's form and you can't squeeze it out. It
Speaker 1: is driving me crazy, and I'm like looking around every
Speaker 1: house in Australia's got a bottle of honey in it?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: Am I the only person that is driven to a
Speaker 1: homicidal rage at the lack of ingenuity in honey delivery,
Speaker 1: design packaging.
Speaker 2: What's the little timberspoon that you argused just for honey?
Speaker 1: You're ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I've never tried that. Is it awful?
Speaker 1: But I use it seven times a day for a
Speaker 1: cup of tea?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, No, I don't want a little you know tee.
Speaker 1: I want the honey in the tea. A big nozzle,
Speaker 1: free flowing, no crystal. Yeah, not too big that it
Speaker 1: goes weird and lumpy, not too small that it costs
Speaker 1: forty dollars? Like, what's up with you?
Speaker 5: Menu?
Speaker 2: Could you god twenty four to ten? If you can
Speaker 2: help Swany out with this?
Speaker 1: What do you do at home? Are you transferring it?
Speaker 1: I had to funnel it out of a container this morning.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of sticky business man.
Speaker 1: And then it overflows all over the bench, striving me crazy.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Or have Red Rock Deli Chips
Speaker 2: changed the method of cooking? Because Swanny, I know you're
Speaker 2: not a Red Rock Deli gal. No, and this is
Speaker 2: why you couldn't help me with this. But I've really
Speaker 2: noticed over the last two months I consume a lot
Speaker 2: of sea salt plaining red Rock Delly chips.
Speaker 1: You're so classy.
Speaker 2: They they've started over cooking them, and I thought it
Speaker 2: was just the first bag I got because there were
Speaker 2: little there that you could see. They were more yellow
Speaker 2: in color.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the first bag's always weird.
Speaker 2: It's always always second bag. It's still weird. As the
Speaker 2: bags went on over the months, they were all over cook.
Speaker 1: How many bags would you have? I reckon over the
Speaker 1: can like four?
Speaker 2: No, one I'll have like because on a hungover Sunday,
Speaker 2: I go straight to the panther and get the Red Rocks. Okay,
Speaker 2: I have a full big bag.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you've got some here and you're going to
Speaker 1: test it.
Speaker 2: Well, No, they're not the flavor I asked for. But
Speaker 2: so it's specifically the plain one. Have him fire? Is
Speaker 2: it just me? Or a red Rock Deli over cooking
Speaker 2: the chips.
Speaker 1: I want to get Jane Horllon because she's mad for
Speaker 1: a honey chicken. She would know.
Speaker 2: I'm going to text her about it.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show and you are solving our problems.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're doing a round of is it just me?
Speaker 1: We have asked each other these questions. We have asked Tom,
Speaker 1: We've asked you know, Marina, anybody that you know, we
Speaker 1: like to annoy on a daily basis, and we have
Speaker 1: come up with nothing. So we're taking it to the
Speaker 1: streets here.
Speaker 2: And I mean, if Marina can't answer our question, we're screwed.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, then there is no answer.
Speaker 2: Question.
Speaker 1: I'm very frustrated with honey delivery system. I've bought all
Speaker 1: of them and I don't like any of them. None
Speaker 1: of them satisfy me.
Speaker 2: None. That's a really annoying thing. Annoying And is it
Speaker 2: just me? Or have Red Rock Deli changed the way
Speaker 2: they cook their chip.
Speaker 1: I've just eaten one of those chips and absolutely it's
Speaker 1: probably a bit about five years between those style of
Speaker 1: chips for me because news flat. They're not my favorite.
Speaker 2: I know they're not mine. I go through like a
Speaker 2: bag a week of Red Why and they've started over
Speaker 2: cooking them. They've gone yellow. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: They are definitely overcooked?
Speaker 4: Mary?
Speaker 1: What am I doing wrong with the honey? I've tried
Speaker 1: the pots, I've tried the.
Speaker 3: It's really simple. You just put the container opened in
Speaker 3: the microwave for ten seconds at a time. You have
Speaker 3: to be careful and it just melts and it's the crystalies.
Speaker 1: What are you joking. What container just threw a big
Speaker 1: lot of it out this morning?
Speaker 3: No, No, you just put the whole container in just
Speaker 3: to leave it open, and you have to watch it
Speaker 3: and you just put it in ten seconds at a
Speaker 3: time and it just it just it makes it all
Speaker 3: all runny and gooey again.
Speaker 1: See I thought it was because I was cheap and
Speaker 1: I buy it in like this big vat Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, no, And can I tell you it's the beach Worth,
Speaker 3: the beach.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love beach Worth. I love any sort of honey,
Speaker 1: isn't isn't it a miracle? Like if there's any evidence
Speaker 1: of God in the world, it's honey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the best, makes it? Mary? You have a
Speaker 2: Priceline Pharmacy voucher and you have a beautiful bedside Manam Mary, Mary, Well,
Speaker 2: thank you, you are welcome. Now, Anita, can you help
Speaker 2: me with my issue of red rock delly chips being overcooked?
Speaker 4: They're terrible. I've had to change to Kettle because they
Speaker 4: overcook them and they're all and they're so expensive now
Speaker 4: so I don't buy them anymore. You have to go
Speaker 4: to Kettle.
Speaker 1: How long have you been suspicious of the cooking times?
Speaker 4: A long time. Now, Yeah, yeah, that's not right.
Speaker 2: And it's like we like a bit of crunching our
Speaker 2: chip chip. You and I an Eta, But like the
Speaker 2: Red Rock Deli, they've just over cooked.
Speaker 4: They've cooked it well, they've actually cooked them so much
Speaker 4: that they curl up, so they're all kind of stuck
Speaker 4: together in a curl. They're not like flat chips anymore either.
Speaker 4: Have you found that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have Anita and Jack. Can I humbly suggest the
Speaker 1: Smith's crinkle cut on the thins the thins the King of.
Speaker 2: Chips Anita as line pharmacy voucher for you. We've got
Speaker 2: a beekeeper on the line.
Speaker 1: Swanning, Oh Giles, Hello, Hello, you're so brave.
Speaker 5: Well, I thought I can help explain to you what
Speaker 5: why honey does crystallize. So honey is a super saturated
Speaker 5: sugar solution. So basically that means there's too many sugar
Speaker 5: crists in a small amount of waters that it actually
Speaker 5: fits just sustain itself in a liquid form, so it
Speaker 5: actually wants to go to turn into crystals. However, I
Speaker 5: actually I'm fortunate. I actually have to really disagree strongly
Speaker 5: with Mary. I don't think you should put it in
Speaker 5: the microwave. The problem with the microwave is it heats
Speaker 5: it up very locally, very hot in specific spots, and
Speaker 5: so it can overheat the honey and then it destroys
Speaker 5: someone the goodness in the honey. Yes, the best way
Speaker 5: to do it is to put the container. So whatever
Speaker 5: you've got glass containers. I sell all my honey in
Speaker 5: glass containers. Put in a glass container, put it in
Speaker 5: a pan with water in up to the level of
Speaker 5: the honey, and then keep it on the lowest heat
Speaker 5: possible for as long as you can possibly wait, like
Speaker 5: sometimes as you can do it for an hour if
Speaker 5: it's necessarily, just leave it on there and it'll all term.
Speaker 5: It'll melt those crystals back.
Speaker 1: Into How long will that last? Dial?
Speaker 5: Okay, there's another technical question. It varies. So primarily it's
Speaker 5: basically made of glucose and sucos, glucose and fryptos, and
Speaker 5: it depends on the ratio of those sugars, and again
Speaker 5: that depends on what next to the.
Speaker 2: Charles has been great, but.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. I've had such a great time today,
Speaker 1: but we've still got time for this. Chrissy's cliches. Well,
Speaker 1: lookie what's been snapped a billboard in the same typeface
Speaker 1: as BRAT and the same color green that it's exactly
Speaker 1: the same. It's clearly a reference to something Charlie XCX,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't say Brat. The words are Bonnie vere Ah,
Speaker 1: who is of course a very famous singer. Rumor has
Speaker 1: it that those two are collaborating Bonniever and Charlie XCX.
Speaker 1: What will that sound like?
Speaker 2: I don't you know, I love Charlie, but I just
Speaker 2: don't think that's the collaboration I need.
Speaker 1: Have we got any Bonivar in case?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: It's very different to this.
Speaker 2: Do you know what Bonniever? I do have Taylor.
Speaker 1: I've already listened to this three times today.
Speaker 2: Like that I understand now, But I don't think we
Speaker 2: need Charlie and Boniver. Well.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, back off Charlie XCX. First of all,
Speaker 1: you know, how very dare you, Charlie, because first of all,
Speaker 1: you have a mean track on your album talking about
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift dating that hideous punk who was not good
Speaker 1: enough for her anyway, who ghosted her. He was in
Speaker 1: a relationship with her, and then she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: how are you going?
Speaker 2: Bang?
Speaker 1: He was on a plane, literally did not say a word.
Speaker 2: What a piece. Probably she realized how insufferable she is.
Speaker 1: No, well, she she wrote a mean song about Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift and now, oh it's all okay to steal Boniver
Speaker 1: get an original idea.
Speaker 2: What a prat? She is a bratt and she's proud
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: No, she said that bratt. Summer's over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's still forever a brat. Brat Summer is over,
Speaker 2: but you can still remain abroad.
Speaker 1: But how thoughtless?
Speaker 2: Well, how is that thoughtless?
Speaker 1: Well we don't exist. Who's the entire Southern hemisphere? How
Speaker 1: summer hasn't even begun? Thinking it over for you, Charlie X,
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean it's over for us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but people only care about you, o summer.
Speaker 1: Katy Perry is going to Adelaide twice.
Speaker 2: That is the I love that you're now using Katy
Speaker 2: Perry as an argus.
Speaker 1: So that is the sort of spirit I can get behind.
Speaker 2: Alrighty quick, We've got to get toarrigular timin job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do, we do. And what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: We're talking about Taylor. So Taylor has not been to
Speaker 1: the last two Chiefs Games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and everyone's waking out about it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Travis doesn't play well. It's Taylor's vout.
Speaker 1: Taylor's not at the game. They're breaking up. She's a
Speaker 1: busy woman, although I do not believe that the reason
Speaker 1: that has been given is true. They're saying that she's
Speaker 1: been rehearsing for the restart of her Interminable to it's
Speaker 1: been going for seven years. She doesn't have to rehearse
Speaker 1: for that. She's not going to these shows because of
Speaker 1: security issues. And that's all that I have to say
Speaker 1: about it, because I'm on first known basis with her dad.
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