WEBVTT - The Guy Who Dipped His Nuts In Glitter ✨ 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.800 We go get morning every day Adelaide. 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:11.120 Now that's a job. That was a joke. That's a job, job, 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:12.960 a terrible. 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.840 Jobs, best way to start on Monday. It's just with 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:18.360 a little bit of humor, we thought we go straight 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:20.000 to the top shelf fan recruit. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:23.520 Arguably the funniest lady on the planet, and that is news. 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:26.279 That sarcasm. 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:31.040 Like you, He asked me, why my eyes darting around 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:32.400 the room, just. 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:34.120 Like I'm nervous again. 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.199 I was fine, and then five seconds ago I got 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:37.800 really nervous. 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:40.040 Because I mean, it's such a rollercoaster, isn't She's either 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:42.560 the most confident person on the planet, like even more 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:44.160 arrogant than Jerry Seinfeld. 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:49.080 You know, God, just one's middle ground made. 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:51.120 Yeah, you are mean to me when we first start. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.960 Actually so never been mean to you. We have never 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:57.640 been mean to you. We just crawled out because we 0:00:57.680 --> 0:01:01.960 did it. Jokes were horrible, That's all. Anyway, whatever, moving on, 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:03.320 I'm going first. 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:05.520 Yeah, I think you should set the standard, set the 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:06.880 tones first. 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:07.479 Okay, ready. 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:07.800 Yeah. 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:10.200 A woman is cleaning up her teenage son's room and 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:13.600 finds a heap of adult toys, whips and handcuffs et cetera. 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:16.520 Oh boy, She asked her husband what they should do. 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:20.120 The husband suggests, probably not spank him. 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:23.760 Do you get it? 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:27.120 You want me to man's plain? 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:27.480 Yeah? 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:30.920 Okay, So what's going on here? I mean the crutch 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:33.640 of this particular joke. He is there to have you 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.800 saying there's sort of whips and toys and have a 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:39.000 sexual nature, and perhaps that's what the sun wants. 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.000 So let's not whip him with his own toys. 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:43.800 Oh okay, now I get it. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:44.600 Yeah, it's good. 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:46.680 Okay, all right, your turn. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.960 Okay, Hey, hey guys, did you did you see the 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:54.160 guy who dipped his his galolees in some glitter? 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:55.680 No? 0:01:56.040 --> 0:02:03.040 Pretty nuts? Of this? 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.240 Long did it take you to get the glitter off? 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:15.440 There's still a little bit good? 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.040 All right, to bring this thing home? 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:23.639 Okay, we got What did Pinocchio's love say to him? 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:22.400 Oh? 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:25.200 Light of me, Light to me? 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:31.440 You like that? 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:34.760 Good? 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:40.600 Two things? 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:42.160 If you got a better joke? Senters a text. I 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:44.079 thought of nine nine my night. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:46.520 You could go to the gym, or do the shopping, 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:47.320 or go to work. 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:50.720 But what if you went in a beachier direction? You're 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:52.560 only a what if away from a holiday with a 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:55.799 what if bok accommodation, fast packages and more. What if 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:56.520 it's for. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:58.440 Travel, Jode, So I want to talk to you now 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:01.440 about a little article I saw about an ossie boss 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:04.720 who puts his potential employees through a bit of a 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:06.880 ringer just to test whether actually good people or not. 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:08.920 Yeah right, I think this is really. 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:11.440 Really important because I feel like there's some little moments 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.080 sometimes in if it's the first time you meet someone 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:16.480 or any situation, where you know whether they're a good 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:17.040 person or not. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.680 Yeah, you and I aren't very good judges of character. 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:22.440 I'm awful, absolutely awful. 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:25.959 We like see the best in everyone until they absolutely 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:26.680 screw aside. 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:28.520 Well, and then we go, oh, maybe you were not 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:29.400 a nice person. 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:32.919 Remember that time we had Jeffrey Dharma over for dinner. Yeah, 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:34.160 and we're like, he's a good guy. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.480 Oh he's the best. How nice is Jeffrey? 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:39.920 He wasn't though he turned out. Yeah, we should definitely 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:42.520 have not had him over for dinner. Do anything but 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:43.600 have Jeffrey Dharma. 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:45.600 Over for dinner because he will eat you, because he 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:47.559 will eat you as a third course. 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:51.320 Because he would go, oh my goodness, Jody, that spaghetti 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:55.160 bollinoise was lovely, but I'm still hungry for. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:04:00.120 The third course. That would be me Jeffrey. Anyway, I'm 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.400 a managing director for Zero Australia. Trent Innes explain how 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:06.000 he refuses to hire anyone if they failed to return 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:06.880 an empty cup to. 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.240 The kitchen at the end of an interview. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:12.160 What do you mean, he said, I'll always take you 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:13.800 for a walk down to one of our kitchens, and 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.560 somehow you will always end up walking away. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:16.760 With a drink. He said. 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.480 Then when we take the drink back, we have our interview, 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:21.200 and one of the things I'm always looking for at 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:23.760 the end of the interview is does the person doing 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.080 the interview want to take that empty cup back to 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:26.599 the kitchen. 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:27.240 Oh that's good. 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:28.480 It's a small. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:33.559 Little notification as to whether this person's lazy or self centered. 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:34.360 All those little things. 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:35.720 Oh do you know what else they should do? 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:38.839 They should let them go to the toilet and just 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:41.200 have a little bit of the toilet roll left, and 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:43.919 then afterwards go in and see if they swapped it 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:46.359 over for the next person, Because that, my friend, is 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:47.640 the ultimate judge of character. 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:48.520 That's a really good one. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.000 And next step maybe Trent sort of pokes his head 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:52.159 in there and has a little look and it's like, 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:54.120 is he going to the toilet with the door open? 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.240 Because I'm telling you, if you're doing a number two 0:04:58.279 --> 0:04:59.520 at a workplace and you leave. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.600 The door open, I don't want you part of my team. 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:05.560 No, it's disrespectful because you're not a team player. 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:07.240 It's really quite disgusting. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.679 Oh there's red flags, and maybe more so the moments 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.240 at a workplace where you knew you were. 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:13.239 In serious strife. 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:16.120 Oh yeah, oh thirteen twenty four ten, get yourself involved. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:19.799 I remember I first started doing gigs at the Comby 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:21.760 the Cumberland Arms Hotel. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:23.159 Yes, second gig. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:27.200 It was Saturday nine and I kind of absolutely went berserk. 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:29.160 And I'm getting better about nine o'clock the next day, 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:30.880 and I'm supposed to do gig at two o'clock that afternoon, 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:32.279 stepped through to six pm that night. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:35.480 Yeah right, And I knew, I knew I was fine. 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:39.479 When I looked at my phone, I had ten miss 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:40.839 calls from the manager at Gumby. 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:41.800 Oh I knew you. 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:42.560 I was in trouble. 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:46.880 Out of the conversation roll out when you eventually took 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:48.320 one of those calls. 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:51.279 So so relaxed about it. He was like, don't worry 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:53.280 about mate, it happens. And I was like cool, and 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:55.719 I literally said, Okay, I'll see you next week and 0:05:55.720 --> 0:06:01.560 he said, nah, don't worry about that either. Sort of mutually. 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:03.520 When I say mutual is all him. But we party 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:04.600 ways amicably. 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:08.279 Let's let's let's bring producer Zoe in here at this point, 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:09.640 and I just want to ask. 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:11.640 You, have you ever felt like you've been in trouble 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:11.960 at work? 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:13.080 Strife at work? 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:17.000 Because because because anyone who's ever met you would just 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:18.799 go she's so sweet and she's so lovely. 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.440 There's a pillow chart she would mess up. 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:26.320 At work perfict Zoe thought model employees. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:26.920 Yeah. 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:30.200 I mean, look, I don't want to back you into 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:31.680 a corner here, and I don't want to bring up 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:32.680 anything unnecessary. 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:37.680 But the Christmas party, they. 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:41.400 Had to get a helicoptery and flies Zoey out. 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:43.240 They had to get my mum in. 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:48.160 You know, you've you really turn one on when they 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:52.560 have to call your mother to come and collect. 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.760 Just to take care of Zoe. 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:02.360 The best part of the story, So you turn one 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.200 on at the Christmas party and then the next week 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:07.560 you applied for this job and got it. 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:08.359 Thank god. 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:14.320 What I said? 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:17.000 Did that of the christ your. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:22.440 That was the t s thirteen twenty four ten. Give 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:23.040 us a call. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.200 When did you get in strife at work that moment 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.440 where you knew you were up a certain type of creek? 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:27.560 No? 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:29.600 Sorry, so you weren't that bad. 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:30.760 That's a lie, you. 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:35.480 Were so thirteen twenty four ten. We are asking the 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:39.800 question this morning. Honestly, when did you know that you 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.720 were just in real strife at work or didn't get 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:45.240 asked back as was the case with producer. 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:45.520 And what happened? 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:46.400 Good morning guys. 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:49.480 I think I was twenty thirteen maybe when the ashes 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:52.760 were Adelaide Oval and I was just trying to earn 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:54.520 a little bit of extra cash and I got a 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:59.000 job selling ashes pins all fun. It was so good 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:01.520 something we know he doesn't love a good pin. I 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:04.640 was like the footy record guy, but yelling out about pins. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:11.160 They were five dollars before pin sales wasn't a highlight. 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:13.559 But so it was supposed to be an eight hour shift. 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:15.640 We did the first four hours just walking laps and 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.040 laps and laps of Adelaide Oval, just yelling out pins 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:21.240 five dollars, get your ashes pins, and then I saw 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:25.120 some friends of mine that were sitting prime seats and 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:26.880 they said, oh, do you want to come sit down 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:28.760 and have a drink. I said, yeah, sure, no worries, 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:32.200 I will, and then I kind of just forgot to 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:34.800 go back for the second four hour part of my shift, 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:39.280 went out and continued to be hydrated, and was supposed 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.000 to go back the next day. And when I woke 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.080 up in the morning, I just had a text saying thanks, 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:44.520 but no thanks, no need to come back. 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:46.840 This vision of you to throwing your pins in their 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:48.920 lebron James with chalk hosts. 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.760 Yeah, and funnily enough pins turned into pins. 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:55.680 Actually low work. 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:57.160 He's done really good stuff. 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:58.600 I've a lot of text coming through as well for 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:01.959 double nine on this one reads you probably wasn't good. 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:05.040 When my boss accidentally texted me complaining about the incompetent 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:08.520 new guy. It was my first week out. 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:10.000 When you know you're in trouble. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:14.360 Got caught taking a pack of sweetened sour sauce home 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.880 from every shift I had at Macas. 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.360 I denied it, then they showed me some footage. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:23.400 Yes, Josh, there's a lot in that Josh, who needs 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.160 sweet and sour sauce to that degree. 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:26.200 No, exactly right. 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.440 This one house sat for three months and the cat died. 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:33.319 I thought that we're laughing at that. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:42.520 We're not laughing at it all ties in weekend sexy 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:46.040 eyes around that, Dan Junior, Kenny Suckling. 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:49.439 Oh are you ready? 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.720 I'm really good. I love these new microphone. 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:54.760 Yeah, I know, because this is radio, no one can see. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:56.200 Yeah, that's. 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:00.480 It's not really a visual media. 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.720 A good weekend for you, really good is a little function. 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.680 Yeah, busy and then called the footy last night watch 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:11.400 the Matilda's. We actually crashed into stream the final minutes 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:12.920 of the game because it was so exciting. I mean 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:15.760 that Matilda's finished was just breathtaking, wasn't it. 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:19.440 It was absolutely unbelievable what this World Cup has done 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.520 for soccer in this country and women's sport as well. 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:24.240 Obviously the women are smashing it at the moment. 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.280 It just goes to show, you know, the power of 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.960 a truly global game, you know, galvanized in the country. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:32.880 It's just been so great to see them through. And 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:35.199 Wednesday night is going to be huge. I mean this 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.280 talk front page today of the paper is you know, 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:40.280 open up Adelaide, so people can go there. We'd probably 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:42.400 get twenty or thirty thousand there the way it's been going. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.560 So let's hope it's going to be another huge night 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:46.880 and hopefully three to a World Cup final. 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:48.760 It's cool because our big bosses in town. So we've 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:49.480 got a dinner. 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:54.599 And I think he's English as well. Yeah. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:56.360 Oh you've got to watch that somewhere. You've got to 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:57.360 get the big screen going. 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:58.760 Who wins Wednesday Night? 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:00.440 It's a toss the coin. 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.920 I mean, England have lost one game in two years 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:06.600 under their current manager and that was too Australia in 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:09.520 April in London. So the Aussies know how to beat them. 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:11.520 But they're a very very good side. 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.439 Who wins because Jodie needs to make some. 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.880 Okay, so do why? To be honest, Yeah, we're responsible. 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:20.280 I think the home crowd is worth I think the 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:22.760 soccer soccer is the Matilda's will do it. I think 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:24.600 they'll go through. Yes, I think the gusty girls can 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:24.800 do it. 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:26.360 What I did like as well away he said, I 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:27.080 just mixed up soccer. 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:29.040 Use I did see someone coming on social media river 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:31.760 or were saying from now if the Matilda's win the 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:33.760 World Cup and the soccer US needs to be known 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:34.280 as the man. 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:38.560 Tilda's that's very good. 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:40.200 Hey, I have a question for you without notice. 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:43.679 Yes, have you ever seen a goalkeeper take a penalty before? 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:44.560 Yes? 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:44.880 I have. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.200 In fact, I reckon the Colombian goalkeeper way back in 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:51.160 the day men men's keeper used to do it regularly. 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:54.240 But that was wild, wasn't it When mackenzi Arnold missed 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.480 that and to get back in the game, you know, 0:11:56.480 --> 0:12:01.199 because that would have wrapped up the penalty shootout. It's unusual. 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:04.520 You're right, it is really unusual. But gee, she had 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:06.880 a great penaly shootout given that she missed that one 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:08.160 and it was so close. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:10.920 How are your nerves at the end of it? 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:11.120 Though? 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:14.040 It was Yeah, it was one of those incredible moments 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:15.720 you remember where you were for the rest of your life. 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:18.520 But also soaking it in because I had four girls 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:21.480 sitting on account, my young girls, oh wow, and their 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:24.800 cousin just all sitting there. We were just kept saying, guys, 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.360 this is history, like this is absolutely huge for my 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:28.520 girls to be able to see that. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:31.000 It was just great special. Yeah, I love that, and 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:32.440 look we get to do it all again. 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:33.360 In two nights time. 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:36.959 Really nice, Let's go local green, Let's talk about the Crows. 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:41.720 That's sweet, Caroline, that's sweet. Related for the present. 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:46.840 Good still bless you. Anthony Hudson, gosh, he's a gun. 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:48.559 That's a separate topic though in itself. 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:52.160 Best best caller I think in the country, really good 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:55.960 by fair Way. I think he's outstanding. What a season. 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:57.680 I mean the Crows are sitting in twelfth. They could 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:59.880 easily be sitting in second or third had they won 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.199 against Brisbane on the weekend. Two games against Collingwood GWS. 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:05.520 Both times they're leading in the second half, they lose 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:07.920 Melbourne they probably should have won. They should have won 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:10.880 at least three of those games they didn't. They played 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.720 well enough, they pushed them more scoring shots again twenty 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.199 eight to twenty four. They're just not getting a reward 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:19.480 for effort. They're so close, but they're just not quite 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.079 finishing it. They can still make the finals, but I 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:23.560 reckon we're going to look back in a few weeks 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.400 and say, oh, what could have been for the Crows. 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:27.960 But hopefully it means that next year is going to 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:28.560 be really strong. 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.240 How about when you see blokes and I'm someone who 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:33.480 got every possible injury I could get. 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:33.960 I got. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.360 I did my hamstring sneezing one time when it came 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:38.480 back from registration. I'm not even joking. Did them at 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:42.160 the gym. Mitch Hine dislocates his knee, hands back out. 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:44.800 Oh that is so lucky. You really see that. 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:47.760 What a player he's become. You know, was arguably best 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:51.400 on ground last week. He's been sensational for the Crows, 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:54.520 and you know they've developed these young players coming through 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.720 and they've just found a way even losing all of 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.680 these defenders, they just keep chipping away and finding a 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:01.360 way to do it. They probably should have won that 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:03.600 game on the weekend. That's the only frustrating part for 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.920 Matthew Nicks. But they're building something. I think for the 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:08.400 first time in a long time, you can see that 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:09.760 they're building something pretty special. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.320 Good one yesterday for port oh I break a run 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:14.679 of four losses in a row and they lock him 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:18.000 and top four. Scott needed that, didn't They just to 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:18.559 steady the. 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:20.440 Ship yep, and it locks in top four now so 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.520 they can't miss the double chance for the finals, which 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.680 is huge. Also means they can still finish top two 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.520 they need to win both games and have Brisbane lose 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.480 this week to Collingwood, which could happen. So there's still 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:32.520 a chance of finishing top two, which means you'd play 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:36.080 both games, potentially at Adelaide over before the Grand Final. 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:37.800 The big story now is what's going to happen with 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:40.400 Ken Hinckley. There is a rumor going around that it 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:44.360 could be a succession plan and potentially Josh Carr would 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:46.080 be taking over in a couple of years time. That 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:47.720 was doing the rounds last night. So we'll wait and 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:49.000 see what happens there this week. 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:50.600 Do you expect an announcement this week? 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:52.320 I think it could be as soon as this week. Yeah. 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.120 Well, I mean David Coosh came out last week and 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:57.400 said it will happen before finals. That's only two weeks away, 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:59.360 so yeah, I would think has to be in the 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:00.000 next week or two. 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:04.000 All Right, you know what time it is. It's seven 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.360 twenty six on a Monday morning. Give us a joke please? 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.120 Okay, well you guys already gone with a couple of beauties. 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:11.920 But I was going to tell you a joke about boxing, 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:20.400 but I forgot the punchline. 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:22.240 Can you say that I'm bad guys. 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:25.880 Come on, that's the best joke we've ever heard. 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:30.920 I feel like, oh, that's that's not one of your best. 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.280 No, I'm sorry. 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:33.160 What if we do this. 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:38.440 Still? That's languishing down the bottom? 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:46.360 That one you told me you've got a. 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:52.960 Time machine on this Daisy the Monday edition of On 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:56.080 This Days the time for you to inject some knowledge 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:56.520 into that. 0:15:56.760 --> 0:16:00.160 Oh beaten up rain if you wis wow, we did 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:01.520 you actually do that on the weekend? 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.000 That's okay, right forgive yourself. 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:07.600 Oh you still co hearing unbelievable stuff. 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He fell short, So now he finished on 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:06.240 ninety nine point ninety four, which is still okay. 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:08.200 Saw right is right? 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:09.000 He is not bad. 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.240 Yeah, it's not like he's gone down as one of 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:12.400 the greatest batsman of all time. 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.639 So just imagine that if you score a Test one hundred, 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:20.040 it's an incredible achievement. Imagine that pretty much beaning your average, 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:22.800 Like if you don't get around about one hundred, yeah, 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:25.399