Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Melbourn, start your morning the right way.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 4: You're one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody, welcome you Monday.
Speaker 2: Good morning Melbourne. How are we all?
Speaker 4: Good morning everybody?
Speaker 3: Not bad, not bad? Big weekend, lots of.
Speaker 2: Wasn't it a big weekend?
Speaker 3: Buddy sport, Mothersday and all those sort of shenanigans.
Speaker 2: I went to the Chumpy Pullen Foundation dinner.
Speaker 3: On Saturday night.
Speaker 2: It was great, right, yeah, it was. I bummed into
Speaker 2: some of your friends there.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 2: They bought a table.
Speaker 6: They'd been following Alidy Pullan's journey and decided to come.
Speaker 3: Cele'st Tiffany.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, very glamorous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whether girls working or just it's.
Speaker 4: A table of ghosts from the park.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was great. It was great, really really good.
Speaker 3: We've shut down his tabh that's goods was Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was great.
Speaker 2: It was a really nice night.
Speaker 6: Actually at Crown did Elidie speak ALIDI made a beautiful speech.
Speaker 4: Oh she's so impressive, isn't she.
Speaker 3: The amount of calls I had on Friday from people going, oh,
Speaker 3: I can't believe I would have come in to meet her.
Speaker 3: My nieces are visiting from Brisbane this week and they're like,
Speaker 3: if only it could have been last week when Alidi
Speaker 3: was in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got to get her in again. She'll be
Speaker 2: sound asleep now.
Speaker 6: Was her birthday yesterday, so she went on the Foundation
Speaker 6: dinner to VB birthday party yesterday.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was really cool.
Speaker 6: We had Alardy and Mini in on Friday. We'll try
Speaker 6: and get the min again next time they're in town.
Speaker 3: Speaking of sleep, executive producer The Thumb Brody, what's he done?
Speaker 3: I had a miss call from him. He went to
Speaker 3: the Geelong game on Friday night and the Cats on
Speaker 3: Friday nights.
Speaker 2: The cattery underlights was good? Was it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll tell the game finish that ten thirty ten
Speaker 3: thirty right, because I had a miscall from you at
Speaker 3: three thirty.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's awesome. Homehouse or some such venue in Geelong.
Speaker 4: Just walking the streets of Geelong at this point.
Speaker 1: Sound chevy walking the streets John, Now, because you're a
Speaker 1: Port Adelaide supporter and at the the category can get a.
Speaker 4: Little bit you know wild, What was it? What was
Speaker 4: it like being a Port Adelaide supporter in the adder.
Speaker 1: They didn't love the fact that I was there and
Speaker 1: I've never seen more signs saying please don't throw your
Speaker 1: cans on the field or at the players.
Speaker 4: It was unbelievable. Yeah, it's a salient warning. Did you
Speaker 4: did you abide by the rules?
Speaker 2: Not on this occasion people throwing their cans at you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was getting some feedback that I wasn't being appreciated
Speaker 4: that night.
Speaker 3: You would have been an absolute pest.
Speaker 2: And congratulations to Tom Hawkins, who equaled the most amount
Speaker 2: of games ever played by Gelong. Later it means next week.
Speaker 6: I've got a feeling he'll be rested this week a
Speaker 6: week after he'll break the record.
Speaker 3: What's going on at Tiger aheadmate?
Speaker 6: Look, I mean we're definitely we've got some injuries. We've
Speaker 6: had our glory days. We're going to start rebuilding. Benny
Speaker 6: Gail has to step down.
Speaker 2: He's off to Tazzy the CEO.
Speaker 6: It's time for change. Give us a few years. We'll
Speaker 6: be back for years.
Speaker 4: Do you reckon about you being on the board, I mean,
Speaker 4: like father, like daughter.
Speaker 6: Well, actually I was talking to someone about who wanted
Speaker 6: to be on the board of a football club recently
Speaker 6: and they said, you actually have to have been a
Speaker 6: director of a company for X amount of years before you.
Speaker 4: It's in the constitution.
Speaker 3: Also, I think you have to watch the games.
Speaker 6: I was trying to get well, necessarily, some people are
Speaker 6: just there's like, you know, team spirit.
Speaker 1: Gotcha story at Lauren's mum to go on the board
Speaker 1: at Melbourne, and then the joke fell flat because she goes, well,
Speaker 1: I'm only doing it. If you're doing it, we should
Speaker 1: run as a ticket.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, if you two joined the Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Board, imagine the alcohol bill.
Speaker 3: Forget that.
Speaker 2: Oh good old Lizzie.
Speaker 6: She had a good time with us on Friday at
Speaker 6: our Mother's Day lunch.
Speaker 2: We're going to talk about that next chase.
Speaker 3: Yes, And then I came home to find out how
Speaker 3: the school Mother's Day lunch went.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there are a lot of sore heads on
Speaker 2: Saturday year.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think there was indeed a few stories going
Speaker 3: around in the group chat as well. Sam Peg and
Speaker 3: Tom Goiston is going to join us this morning in
Speaker 3: the first twenty minutes. Really yeah, very This will be
Speaker 3: the first time Sam's coming to the Nova Studios before
Speaker 3: seven am.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he used to start at seven. I'm still
Speaker 6: trying to work out how I get that in my contract.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck with that. We've got five thousand bucks
Speaker 3: up for grabs this morning just for answering one simple question.
Speaker 3: And after seven we think we have found Melbourne's hottest
Speaker 3: trade and we are going to introduce you to him
Speaker 3: this morning here on Nova. Hey, thank you again to
Speaker 3: Strato for hosting our Mother's Day lunch, our single mother's
Speaker 3: day lunch on Friday.
Speaker 2: It was great, Oh, very high end food was lovely.
Speaker 2: My mum Liz came.
Speaker 6: She had an absolute ball, had her in a nover
Speaker 6: hat at her carrying all the flower decorations.
Speaker 4: Time, good work promo. Do you go raging on the
Speaker 4: town afterwards?
Speaker 2: Did not?
Speaker 3: Big? Thank you for it. Anthony Klear and Tim Campbell's well.
Speaker 2: They were awesome.
Speaker 6: Now you guys snuck out a bit early, but it
Speaker 6: was like Mum's gone wild by the end. They're up
Speaker 6: dancing on the tables, they're on the bar.
Speaker 2: They were great. They were so good, those boys, they're
Speaker 2: so entertaining.
Speaker 3: I duck out early, so I had to do school
Speaker 3: pick up because my wife was at the school.
Speaker 4: Mother's day lunch. It happened, that's elusive.
Speaker 3: Well, I came home and it looked like a car
Speaker 3: yard at our place of all the mom's parking can
Speaker 3: They obviously got ready at hours and all left together.
Speaker 3: So I've come home and there's all these cars parked
Speaker 3: out the front, and I'm like, this is not a
Speaker 3: good sign. It means the after party could be by here.
Speaker 2: That was your biggest fear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. So I sent quite a stern text saying, Hey,
Speaker 3: no after party.
Speaker 2: Right because Mother's Day, it's not your day.
Speaker 4: Somewhere to have fun.
Speaker 2: Let the moms have some fun.
Speaker 3: They had fun. Apparently there was one mum handing out
Speaker 3: her child's ADHD medication.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's the new thing. I think, yep. ADHD
Speaker 6: people are into that stuff.
Speaker 3: One mum got a little bit was talking about how
Speaker 3: she's how do I put this trying a home remedy
Speaker 3: for skin care? By splashing around?
Speaker 2: You run on a face that I'm sorry, that's not true.
Speaker 3: Some of the chats that were going around.
Speaker 2: That's not true. No one's doing that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, hang on, where on the face that's
Speaker 1: not true?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean that's got another name, but it's not skincare.
Speaker 3: No, apparently skincare. This is some of that. I was
Speaker 3: getting debriefed by a number of the mums over the
Speaker 3: weekend that I'd see it like the.
Speaker 2: School that mum woke up on Saturday morning going.
Speaker 4: Oh god, did I actually say?
Speaker 2: Why did I tell that story?
Speaker 3: What about the other mum who's got the ADHD kid.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have any cablets anymore, Like moms really go
Speaker 3: loose at.
Speaker 4: These school Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: She didn't.
Speaker 2: She was allowed to bring her friends loose.
Speaker 3: Sent me a text at five point thirty say hey, dar,
Speaker 3: having a great time, but I think I'm gonna call
Speaker 3: it soon. And the text was a little bit blurry,
Speaker 3: like slurry, and I was trying to get the two
Speaker 3: year old down. I'm like, do not come in at
Speaker 3: six o'clock and have the two year old see you
Speaker 3: because they'll be like, you know, let's go. So I
Speaker 3: was like, hey, babe, you know whatever, somewhere else, just
Speaker 3: give me a half an hour to get the two
Speaker 3: year old down. So that was at five thirty, nothing
Speaker 3: till nine. So she really took that half an hour.
Speaker 6: She's put the text out to see if she gets
Speaker 6: the leave passed, and she's she can.
Speaker 3: Have the leaf pass go go out till five and then.
Speaker 2: Nine O'clock's a good time to finish lunch.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she rolled in at nine quite quite headed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a couple of who hosted the after party?
Speaker 3: I don't I think everyone ended up splitting off because
Speaker 3: by nine o'clock it started getting a bit messy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but were they still at lunch at nine?
Speaker 3: Lunch?
Speaker 2: That's a good one.
Speaker 3: Lunch started at eleven thirty?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Mom?
Speaker 1: How the girls do they do like sort of cosmetic
Speaker 1: parties these days? I'm a girl meet up like coupleware parties?
Speaker 1: Cosmetic parties?
Speaker 2: Who's doing that?
Speaker 6: My sisters used to hold stroking your face? That's also
Speaker 6: not how you put cosmetics on. You're patching yourself from
Speaker 6: the head.
Speaker 3: Who Snaffle? Well, get what you're going on here?
Speaker 2: Hello Snaffle?
Speaker 4: I haven't heard about We just got.
Speaker 6: A snaffle at he's had a cosmetics company.
Speaker 2: What just happened?
Speaker 3: Something played off one of the computers Monday?
Speaker 2: We got gremlins in the system again.
Speaker 3: Right, we're clear, We're back, We're back.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: Have you guys heard about Snaffley coming up?
Speaker 7: Our next two guests work together so much they've started
Speaker 7: to bicker like a married couple.
Speaker 8: Before this show started, he had long flowing locks and
Speaker 8: was a sexual dynamo.
Speaker 5: Look at you, Look at you now.
Speaker 4: We actually only invited one of these guests.
Speaker 1: The other one just woke up and drove hair out
Speaker 1: of habit this morning.
Speaker 9: Apparently they used to work hair or something.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 10: Please welcome to the studio halftime guys, Good morning.
Speaker 7: That's the correct billing.
Speaker 9: Thank you very much.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Laura Clint. Okay, sorry, I'm to bring more energy.
Speaker 3: Is that right? Well, like I was saying, you're off
Speaker 3: the air, and we spoke about it early this morning,
Speaker 3: this is very unlikely to be on over pre seven
Speaker 3: because that was your deal back in the day, wasn't it.
Speaker 8: He used to do seven till night.
Speaker 2: I'm going to need to get some details on how
Speaker 2: you wrangled that.
Speaker 7: It was known as the Mick Malloy clause. Mix started
Speaker 7: and breakfast radio years ago. I think mix showed up
Speaker 7: at about five to nine, and ever since, anyone who's
Speaker 7: had any leverage has put that into their radio.
Speaker 8: Jay's Monday to Thursday was the key.
Speaker 5: That was.
Speaker 8: The one where Mick goes on mate, you just you know,
Speaker 8: that's just let's be on the payoff.
Speaker 3: Fridays and fun. We treat Thursdays like a Friday around here,
Speaker 3: So fridaydays.
Speaker 8: The miss Friday because it would be naturally everyone's happy.
Speaker 3: Monday's the day you want off.
Speaker 2: Our shows are loose on a Friday.
Speaker 8: I took enough Mondays off to.
Speaker 6: Guys, congrats you're coming into the twelfth season and have
Speaker 6: you been paying attention?
Speaker 2: That's a lot of seasons.
Speaker 4: That's a long time for Channel ten Channel ten. In fact,
Speaker 4: the shows still sound.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we already shot it.
Speaker 7: Ourse ten looking is more the all the question we
Speaker 7: should be asking. But yeah, mind you, that's slight false
Speaker 7: credit because the first season or two of Have You
Speaker 7: Been Was was pretty short, half hour shows on a
Speaker 7: Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 9: We became members.
Speaker 7: What was our leading.
Speaker 8: Sam one time? The first date episode, the leading was
Speaker 8: a David Attenborough documentary watch that well, well a lot
Speaker 8: of more people did.
Speaker 4: They turned off when when I appeared?
Speaker 8: Yeah, when Tommy came on and then we saw it
Speaker 8: there was the last. One time there was a last
Speaker 8: The last scene of an Attenborough docco was an ant
Speaker 8: pushing a dung dung hill dung up the place of dunk.
Speaker 9: Upper hill.
Speaker 8: And I think either Santa or Tom pointed out that
Speaker 8: that was kind of a metaphor.
Speaker 4: For our.
Speaker 9: That was our leading We were on.
Speaker 8: Half an hour.
Speaker 2: Well you're against postcards.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, head on the big guns, all the hard.
Speaker 2: Hitting shows, Sunday Sunday. I doubt it.
Speaker 8: You would have back then part.
Speaker 7: Of season one from these Foundation member, what have you
Speaker 7: done them all?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Absolutely? What would you think that I came in?
Speaker 3: You rocked up half the time when you're.
Speaker 2: On over so it wasn't what do you think you
Speaker 2: needed Fridays off radio? He was exhausted.
Speaker 8: There's a couple of segments sometimes in the first seg
Speaker 8: of this show on be quiet, warm, warming indoor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then after the break you're wearing a totally
Speaker 3: different outfit in you know.
Speaker 8: We're happy to talk about ourselves, but how are you
Speaker 8: guys going, you know, and then you're building and the
Speaker 8: new job.
Speaker 2: And we're so happy. Actually, never been.
Speaker 4: An upgrade, getting upgraded on a plane.
Speaker 2: Everything works, everything works, everything works.
Speaker 3: I describe it as going from working for Saddam to
Speaker 3: mother Terreasa.
Speaker 9: That's nice, but you're still not getting paid.
Speaker 3: That's an understatement. Hey, who's appearing on the show.
Speaker 4: It's not well, say myself, I gather that that's not enough.
Speaker 8: That's not enough time.
Speaker 4: Who else we'll get?
Speaker 7: Aaron Chan's flowing in from New York the paper that
Speaker 7: Aaron Chan, We'll got them Holland.
Speaker 4: Lauren doesn't know who he is.
Speaker 8: Any very very funny man.
Speaker 4: She got the glasses on the big glasses.
Speaker 2: I think fisk.
Speaker 7: He won the People's Choice at the Comedy Festival like that,
Speaker 7: that's the that's the real award.
Speaker 4: You sell out, you sell the most tickets.
Speaker 8: It was Aaron and myself, Emma Holland. And who's the
Speaker 8: special guest?
Speaker 7: Our special guest is winner of the Jungle show, Sky Wheatley, who.
Speaker 6: A lot of people over on that show though she
Speaker 6: influence what is she millions of followers, I think, and
Speaker 6: I think everyone thought she was just some ditzy girl,
Speaker 6: but she actually was really sweet.
Speaker 7: On that well, Lauren, I I looked her up and
Speaker 7: that's not weird. And there's a photo on TikTok of
Speaker 7: her standing next to a step ladder holding a power tool.
Speaker 4: I was one over.
Speaker 9: Get her on, move on?
Speaker 2: How do you decide who gets a run on the show? Though?
Speaker 9: I like to speak to them personally and have.
Speaker 8: A little bit of a chat.
Speaker 3: This research Samson Tom beyond TikTok.
Speaker 2: No, you should not be on your own TikTok.
Speaker 4: It's run for me.
Speaker 3: Do you not know how to long?
Speaker 9: Thumbs are too big?
Speaker 8: That's genuine power. If you don't even, you're not even.
Speaker 8: Someone manages your social media an assistant.
Speaker 2: Well, what are you posting on your talk?
Speaker 9: You know done?
Speaker 7: I'm going to do, Laura, I'm going to do one
Speaker 7: of those ones. It's called get ready with.
Speaker 2: And you show you fit, it's called a fit chest.
Speaker 3: Just be careful. Remember it was that Darryl Braithwaitely posted
Speaker 3: a photo of himself on the tour last.
Speaker 2: Ye remember that the selfie deting.
Speaker 8: I missed it, by the way, Look what.
Speaker 2: I'm missing out on selfie?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Look have you been paying attention? Guys? Could grats twelfth season?
Speaker 3: That is massive A premiere tonight eight ten and ten.
Speaker 3: Play Let's thanks.
Speaker 4: For coming in great to see.
Speaker 3: Ripping Day yesterday a good weather for a little Mother's
Speaker 3: Day picnic?
Speaker 2: Yes, what did did you have a picnic for Mother's Day?
Speaker 3: No? We decided to for the table of chairs. We did.
Speaker 6: I did a breakfast, lunch or dinner. Because there's many
Speaker 6: sittings for Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: I was in under the cover of darkness, waiting for
Speaker 3: Hampton Bakery to open. I get croissans and little pastries.
Speaker 2: I did breakfast, breakfast in bed.
Speaker 3: No, she wanted to get out of bed, thank god,
Speaker 3: because croissants make quite a messy fine. That's a lot
Speaker 3: of cry like Yeah.
Speaker 6: On Saturday, Paul went to the gym early and came
Speaker 6: home with a coffee and across I'm going to have
Speaker 6: this in bed, watch Clint on the Today Show. Well,
Speaker 6: it looks like a crossant had been massive in my
Speaker 6: white sheets by the time.
Speaker 3: Croissan is an idea, no for bed or no for
Speaker 3: the car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6: But Mother's Day it is a beautiful, hectic day. We
Speaker 6: did the two o'clock late lunch early dinner set up
Speaker 6: great Mum hosted it. She was insistent she wanted to
Speaker 6: do it at her house. We hadn't done like a
Speaker 6: big lunch at Mum's house for a while, so we
Speaker 6: were like, no problem, we'll all bring I did desserts.
Speaker 4: I'll bring a plate.
Speaker 2: You got the cheesecake and it wasn't really bring a plate.
Speaker 6: Funny you say that, isn't the queens Some thing, paulgos
Speaker 6: we should go to the cheesecake shit, it is no.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go to the cheesecake shop.
Speaker 3: What you can get half cheese?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? You can get half?
Speaker 3: You don't have to buy the whole cheesecake. You can
Speaker 3: just buy her half. They take it out in the
Speaker 3: back chain.
Speaker 4: Can you get a half half?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get a.
Speaker 2: Quarter because you get four quarters put into one.
Speaker 10: Hole like a quarter of caramel variations. You can It's
Speaker 10: solid from the pretty sure. I'm not speaking on behalf.
Speaker 10: I'm not a ambassador or anything, but I'm pretty sure
Speaker 10: you can buy just do cheesecakes that in months months?
Speaker 4: What hell?
Speaker 3: Maybe a pav. I think they did tell them. I
Speaker 3: think they're doing smash cakes. I heard their name to
Speaker 3: smash cakes.
Speaker 2: Oh, we get the hammer and the lollies are inside.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know the cheesecake shops will exist.
Speaker 6: Must be huge in Queensland because the two Queenslanders in
Speaker 6: my life both suggested cheesecake shop. We must go, We
Speaker 6: must go, must so we didn't go to the cheesecake shop.
Speaker 6: But we had the two o'clock lunch and I thought, okay,
Speaker 6: I'll get up in the morning, not super early. It
Speaker 6: was like ten o'clock peak time to go to the
Speaker 6: forest to get the flowers.
Speaker 2: And now I'm lucky enough.
Speaker 6: I've got my mum, I've got my grandma as well,
Speaker 6: my beautiful Nana Margaret ten poly Sunday.
Speaker 3: Please tell me you pre ordered.
Speaker 1: That's that's like, that's for those I've forgotten Mother's Day living.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you.
Speaker 6: Turns out everyone in my suburb was there at ten o'clock.
Speaker 6: So I wanted to get something for my grandmother shout
Speaker 6: out Nana Mark, who has just become a great grandma,
Speaker 6: because my sister in law and brother have just had
Speaker 6: a baby. So it was STEP's first Mother's Day orso
Speaker 6: I wanted to get her some flowers.
Speaker 4: My mom magnificent.
Speaker 3: Younger than me.
Speaker 6: Yeah she does, and that's saying something. And so so
Speaker 6: I wanted to get four bunches of flowers. So I'm
Speaker 6: there and I'm like picking out they weren't made bunches.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, I put some roses with this
Speaker 6: and with.
Speaker 3: That make up at on Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they are a florist, that's what they're there for.
Speaker 6: And I wanted to buy some from my auntie. But
Speaker 6: of course my aunties couldn't be bigger than my mum's,
Speaker 6: or mum would have been filthy.
Speaker 2: She birthed me. They had to be bigger. So I'm there,
Speaker 2: and so I'm there, I'm picked out all the flowers.
Speaker 6: I've paid for them, and I'm standing there with this
Speaker 6: lady who's making the boat.
Speaker 3: You hearing a buzz.
Speaker 4: I'm hearing a buzz with bees from the bouquet.
Speaker 3: Now we're back, We're back.
Speaker 2: Weird.
Speaker 6: Anyway, the poor girls sating there wrapping. She looks at
Speaker 6: me with like glassy eyes and I said, to you, okay,
Speaker 6: and she said, oh, I'm sorry, I'm a bit slow.
Speaker 2: It's my first.
Speaker 4: Day at a florist on mother's Mother's Day, super.
Speaker 3: Bowl day before.
Speaker 2: The poor girl was in a flap and I was like, JOm,
Speaker 2: when I jump in and help. I could wrap it,
Speaker 2: I could I could rap.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: You know she's got the thing. She's trying to pull
Speaker 2: the sparks off the.
Speaker 4: So what was her job? She was? So she did?
Speaker 3: She a microphone? Can you bump your mic just give
Speaker 3: it a hit, give it a hit there, okay, don't
Speaker 3: touch it. So can we get a technician.
Speaker 2: Please, I can't hear anything.
Speaker 3: She was.
Speaker 1: She was putting the plastic bag and the rubber band
Speaker 1: around the base of the flowersssue paper.
Speaker 3: She should have been on the register own she she
Speaker 3: should have been on the register first day.
Speaker 6: Would you do that to someone? She was a kid,
Speaker 6: she was like eighteen or oh. I was like, you're
Speaker 6: doing You're doing great, sweetie.
Speaker 3: Was she wearing the I'm training badge?
Speaker 6: So the apron I just fell for her because there
Speaker 6: were three wrappers and two of them were just flying
Speaker 6: through them and this poor girl was just, oh, yeah, on.
Speaker 3: A training badge's rock bottom?
Speaker 2: Would you do that?
Speaker 3: No, No, it's great. Or she should have just been
Speaker 3: on the register and it would have been like Debbie
Speaker 3: eighty dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's your machine. Did she attach the little sachet
Speaker 4: of the salt.
Speaker 2: No, she was shoving him in paper and throwing him out.
Speaker 3: You've got to have the sashi works.
Speaker 2: I say you should put sugar.
Speaker 4: In the bottom, not the sachet.
Speaker 2: All the sashet.
Speaker 3: Remember to cut the stem on an angle on. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: every day, my bloody hell are working.
Speaker 4: For what's first day?
Speaker 9: For her?
Speaker 4: Shock up, that's a baptism afire.
Speaker 2: Shocker. That's got to be the worst first day I
Speaker 2: have ever heard.
Speaker 6: But Melbourne, I want to know what happened on your
Speaker 6: first day at work? Thirteen twenty four to ten? How
Speaker 6: bad was it? What happened?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Whatever, industry?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe I got stuck in the car parking you remember,
Speaker 2: that's right, drove my.
Speaker 6: Current and I hit the roof and got wedged in
Speaker 6: the car park on my first day.
Speaker 3: Maybe on the job site an apprentice absolutely butchers something
Speaker 3: on the first day thirteen twenty four. In return, I
Speaker 3: got six bottles of wine from Zonzo Estate. You can
Speaker 3: enjoy a perfect drop from the heart of the Yarra
Speaker 3: Valley thirteen twenty four ten. How bad was your first
Speaker 3: day at work? Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Give us call what happened?
Speaker 6: Because on Mother's Day yesterday there was a poor girl
Speaker 6: at my flores trying to wrap everyone's flowers and it.
Speaker 2: Was her first unfair day. There were people lined up
Speaker 2: and down the sho's.
Speaker 4: Not going to get any better work experience. No, that's
Speaker 4: all pretty good.
Speaker 3: Oh no, she quit? Sandra and Doreen student nursing goes wrong?
Speaker 3: What happened with you?
Speaker 11: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hi Sandra?
Speaker 5: Hello, Well it was my.
Speaker 12: First day of student nurse. I'm talking a very long
Speaker 12: time ago, and I was all of eighteen, and my
Speaker 12: first pat of the day was to wash a resident
Speaker 12: shower her gott to less stuff, organized her clothes, her
Speaker 12: bra and everything got through the shower okay, with support
Speaker 12: from the senior nurse. And then I went to path
Speaker 12: for her bra to help her put her bra on,
Speaker 12: and her prosthetic breast fell into the toilet.
Speaker 2: Her prosthetic rest fell into the toilet.
Speaker 12: I didn't even know what it was at the time.
Speaker 2: Is it not in the bra?
Speaker 12: It was touching like she.
Speaker 2: Packed it away.
Speaker 12: No, salvangile, hilarious.
Speaker 2: She thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 12: She thought it was hilarious. I was mortified, a mortified.
Speaker 12: I thought that was the end of my career at
Speaker 12: that point.
Speaker 2: That also, fishing anything out of a toilet is just.
Speaker 4: Like it was salvagible. You could salvage the breast, but
Speaker 4: you just give me tried.
Speaker 12: It off and popped it back in for the day.
Speaker 3: Let's give it a shake.
Speaker 6: As a nurse, anything prosthetic falling off on your first
Speaker 6: day would be a rat.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 2: Then from carrying. You're an apprentice carpenter. What happened.
Speaker 13: Was my first day and my bost make the wall
Speaker 13: and he thought he put me on the drop store.
Speaker 13: I needed to drop it down, and so we had
Speaker 13: a production line going with all his timber through and
Speaker 13: one of them missed the guy and went off at
Speaker 13: the table.
Speaker 3: I've had a.
Speaker 13: Reflex grabbed it and it had more weightless. I take
Speaker 13: my hand up into.
Speaker 3: The blade.
Speaker 4: On your first day, my first day, So nice trip
Speaker 4: of emergency.
Speaker 3: You still got the thumb thumbs up.
Speaker 14: If you did a good job showing it all that good.
Speaker 13: So just a nice.
Speaker 2: And did they ever let you live it down?
Speaker 13: It was like it was just me and my boss
Speaker 13: that day.
Speaker 3: And but yes it was very.
Speaker 14: Paperble the next few months.
Speaker 2: Having to go to emergency on your first day.
Speaker 6: It works embarrassing because you'd be like, non fine, I'm fine,
Speaker 6: not not fine, you're.
Speaker 3: Bleeding out mate. I don't think you're going to be
Speaker 3: here tomorrow. Chuzzy in Bentley, This the juzzy Jusey the
Speaker 3: po truck driver.
Speaker 14: Yes that is crash guys, we're good.
Speaker 10: Use morning, Oh god, this this story is going to
Speaker 10: be here a fair What have you got first juzzy.
Speaker 14: So obviously you guys know that I've done septic and
Speaker 14: my very first host lips on me, and I got
Speaker 14: covered head to toe in septic.
Speaker 3: Flicked are like you know with the gardener garden is
Speaker 3: when you turn it on and then it clicks around
Speaker 3: like a like an out.
Speaker 2: Of control snake, but out of a septic tank.
Speaker 3: So you pulled it out of the septic tank. And
Speaker 3: then I was pumping.
Speaker 9: And actually split split.
Speaker 14: Yeah, when you're pumping out of you.
Speaker 2: Know, oh no liquid, No, and you will just covered
Speaker 2: in human faces?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that a did you quit?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I stayed there, Like, what.
Speaker 9: Do you mean?
Speaker 4: No? You didn't stay there on the job that day?
Speaker 4: Did you?
Speaker 9: What did you do?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 4: You can't get.
Speaker 14: No, I drove home and had a knife long shower.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can't get back in the truck.
Speaker 4: Yes you can.
Speaker 3: You're covered and chip. It's all good.
Speaker 4: No, it's not all good driving with the windows down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't even go in your own shower. That's
Speaker 2: a hose down.
Speaker 3: You know what you put on a panche before you
Speaker 3: sit on the interior.
Speaker 2: No, I've all kinds, you know what I know.
Speaker 1: I've shaken Judy's hand as well, which means I've shaken
Speaker 1: a hand of ship.
Speaker 3: You've got poo hand hand Daniel and Lank Warren. You're
Speaker 3: on the air with jas Lauren and poo Hans.
Speaker 15: What happened on your first day wasn't actually someone I
Speaker 15: was there at the time, but so what happened was
Speaker 15: we have a tilt trailer, so you take something off,
Speaker 15: the trailer tilts up, put something back on, the trailer
Speaker 15: goes flat.
Speaker 5: So his first day he puts something on the trailer. Yep, yep,
Speaker 5: someone had their hand on the trailer. Fingers. She does.
Speaker 5: She look on her face when she realized that something
Speaker 5: was wrong. She looked at me. I looked at her.
Speaker 5: I'm like, what's going on. She puts her hand up.
Speaker 5: No fingers.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 5: No yet. Well, not all of them, but tipped. And
Speaker 5: he was so oblivious because he had his back to us,
Speaker 5: and he's like, what's going on? And it was chaotic.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. He chopped off his colleagues fingers, all
Speaker 2: of them on the first day.
Speaker 3: Pretending I don't know if you heard'st at least don't
Speaker 3: got fingers.
Speaker 6: Oh no, you'd leave I'd leave, not just the job,
Speaker 6: but probably the country come back if I had done that.
Speaker 3: Like do you keep him on?
Speaker 5: He became the bop.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Melbourne, Good morning.
Speaker 3: How are you all doing?
Speaker 2: I'm great?
Speaker 3: Out of curiosity, did you say to the cab driver,
Speaker 3: may I have your seat cover and turn it into
Speaker 3: a jump on me? You're rocking the fleece.
Speaker 4: It's really warm and fleet.
Speaker 3: Today is not the day. You don't need it.
Speaker 4: This morning getting out of bed, it was a bit chilly.
Speaker 2: Mondays are always hard, aren't they?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 3: Can I ask? Am I missing something?
Speaker 16: The Arriva Verio Estralla sarrohais Astrallas.
Speaker 4: The main cup brand auror Astralla's that's the.
Speaker 1: One that is now this ittacular light show Aurora, Australas.
Speaker 2: I missed it, so.
Speaker 3: What was it going? Someone hung fairy lights? What if
Speaker 3: I missed?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 2: Was like that.
Speaker 4: It's like a cool scope of color in the sky.
Speaker 2: It's like the Northern lights. People travel to see traves'm
Speaker 2: all over the world.
Speaker 3: It was over Melbourne on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Well, I had no idea.
Speaker 4: The southern lights. Yeah, and those in the northern Hemisphere
Speaker 4: got the Northern lights.
Speaker 2: What are you making that up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't know. Look at him what he's doing that.
Speaker 3: He's doing that funny little look he does when he
Speaker 3: reads the news where he's not really sure.
Speaker 4: He's eyen. It's on the auto cue.
Speaker 2: Did you see it?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: I had no idea what everyone was talking about.
Speaker 4: What about Instagram? Everyone?
Speaker 2: But did everybody know? How come we didn't know.
Speaker 4: Because we're not stargazers. People people telescopes freak me out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: well if you're not using them to look at the stars.
Speaker 3: Sure, Like I've had I've had numerous airbas, numerous airbnbs.
Speaker 3: We've checked in it on the Gold Coast and there'll
Speaker 3: be a telescope in the corner of the room and
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, someone's using that to into other hotels.
Speaker 3: So did you coming up this hour?
Speaker 4: What do you see now?
Speaker 3: It was quite boring. Actually, it was a bit of
Speaker 3: a letdown. No one was putting our show. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: we didn't miss much? Or is this like a once
Speaker 3: in a lifetime event.
Speaker 2: Southern Light Show was visible from backyards in Melbourne and
Speaker 2: it was in full force because of a geomagnetic storm activity.
Speaker 3: Magnetic storm activity.
Speaker 2: I've been waiting all my life for this sumone, right.
Speaker 4: It happens. The last time it happened was two decades ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, very very rare. I'll get in the next one.
Speaker 6: It's the strongest guys we've seen in Australia for over
Speaker 6: twenty years.
Speaker 3: Right, that's what he just said. Hey, coming up, Mason
Speaker 3: Cox is going to be joining us.
Speaker 4: What's two decades.
Speaker 2: That is?
Speaker 6: But you've come in here with half of the information.
Speaker 6: So I'm now on news dot com to get very
Speaker 6: realized you're a terrible news breaker.
Speaker 3: Coming up, Mason Cox is going to join us. What
Speaker 3: a win for the pies on the weekend. And seriously,
Speaker 3: North Melbourne should you bother.
Speaker 4: Just she's there in trouble, aren't they?
Speaker 3: Tiger Land North Melbourne. There's a few clubs that are
Speaker 3: in hostel winless the poor. Yeah, not going very well.
Speaker 3: We're going to be talking footy a little bit later
Speaker 3: on and Albow did you see he was in the
Speaker 3: dressing room after the match?
Speaker 2: Does he back for the hall? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I believe so. Well we're going to be diving into that.
Speaker 3: But coming up next loss, do you want to tell
Speaker 3: Melbourne who we're about to meet.
Speaker 2: We're thinking he might be Melbourne's most charismatic handsome trading.
Speaker 3: Oh years, and he joins us next you're on the
Speaker 3: air with Jason. Lauren Clint's here from the newsroom as well,
Speaker 3: and was we were out and about around Melbourne the
Speaker 3: other week.
Speaker 6: We've been meeting people right across Melbourne, which was so fun.
Speaker 6: And thank you to everyone who came and said hello
Speaker 6: over the last couple of.
Speaker 3: Weeks, including one very specific person. Let me just play
Speaker 3: a replay of what you said the other day. Actually
Speaker 3: should see it when we're out doing and say hey
Speaker 3: for ten k oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Trady will come along. And I think it was
Speaker 1: a handsome trading. Yet yesterday it was from what actually
Speaker 1: Lauren text.
Speaker 3: Read out the text.
Speaker 9: Click.
Speaker 4: Lauren screenshot it and sent it to me last night.
Speaker 3: What did she say? What were the words accompanying the
Speaker 3: photo there?
Speaker 4: Click? If Paul screws me over, I'm off to Paknam.
Speaker 2: Well guess what, Lauren, don't do it.
Speaker 4: Packing them's come to us.
Speaker 2: No, the handsome trading, He's.
Speaker 3: Welcome in the studio. Handsome trading. Jackson checked the headphones
Speaker 3: on Morning.
Speaker 6: Jack Morning Jackson. I'm so sorry about these two.
Speaker 9: No, No, it was actually quite enjoyful.
Speaker 17: Actually, like, yeah, I was working in the morning and
Speaker 17: then I pulled out my phone and I got the
Speaker 17: what was it? The Instagram message? And I was like, slid, No,
Speaker 17: I'm still waiting. Actually I'm pretty flat, Like I didn't
Speaker 17: get a line. I didn't like the story, he didn't
Speaker 17: like anything.
Speaker 4: So I slid into his dams.
Speaker 9: I screamed, clean followed me, so Clint, Yeah, Clint's got
Speaker 9: my back. Thanks Jase.
Speaker 17: I was taking it that you went really an Instagram
Speaker 17: kind of person, you know, I thought.
Speaker 2: So, but I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm engaged, and I probably I shouldn't
Speaker 6: reply to this message.
Speaker 9: No, that's fair enough. I did understand that, but I
Speaker 9: got I got.
Speaker 6: I got very flattered, and then I got flustered, and
Speaker 6: then I panicked, you and me both.
Speaker 4: What do you think of Jackson in the flesh?
Speaker 9: I've met Jackson in the flesh.
Speaker 4: Flesh now I'm sure to seek more flesh. He's got
Speaker 4: the quads out.
Speaker 9: I was going to say, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 17: I was going to say last week when we charted,
Speaker 17: I was saying everything I liked about you. I thought
Speaker 17: maybe today we could could do a bit of back
Speaker 17: and forth.
Speaker 3: You know what a wonderful suggestion.
Speaker 17: But before we do that, I just wanted to say
Speaker 17: I did actually get you something? Was I come up
Speaker 17: just because you did like the photo you know so much?
Speaker 3: I thought I got to t tell her what is
Speaker 3: before we walk away from the So it's actually the
Speaker 3: photo of us from that day, and I've actually accompanied
Speaker 3: a block of chocolate as well.
Speaker 16: That okay, and let go of good to and Jackson,
Speaker 16: where do you think she should put that photo for?
Speaker 17: I was suggesting that that one goes on the bedside
Speaker 17: table next to the one with Paul.
Speaker 9: We'll go in front.
Speaker 4: Well, Jason was.
Speaker 17: Very close to getting cropped out, but I thought it
Speaker 17: might be a bit strange if I cropped him out.
Speaker 2: So okay, we can put something over Jason's face.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 4: Hey Jackson, you've been to the gym today?
Speaker 17: Bruh, No, I'm not the one and made it. No no, no,
Speaker 17: am looking good? Thank you, thank you, so you.
Speaker 6: Jackson's very fit, and so now I feel like I
Speaker 6: should stand and get my account.
Speaker 3: Special day today, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's my birthday today. Thank you?
Speaker 2: Twenty five five today.
Speaker 3: A cake that Lauren can jump out of.
Speaker 2: Embarrassed.
Speaker 3: I like, bring the shelves for Tis. Tell her we're
Speaker 3: going to need a couple of months.
Speaker 17: Well, closes down the road, isn't it. Let's let's stuck
Speaker 17: down there quickly get if your birthday can.
Speaker 4: Buy Jackson something wet?
Speaker 6: How much do we love Jackson? I didn't know it
Speaker 6: was your birthday, and I didn't know you were coming
Speaker 6: in today.
Speaker 3: We have bought Jackson in for a reason.
Speaker 2: And look, I'm excited.
Speaker 3: We've got to go to a song when we come
Speaker 3: back from the break.
Speaker 2: Oh this is great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is this is exciting Jackson's.
Speaker 2: Is my idea?
Speaker 3: Jackson?
Speaker 2: So you can thank me later.
Speaker 3: Do you want to be thanked?
Speaker 4: Paul's called it off? Two are getting married?
Speaker 2: Paul called it off?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: Did comment on the Instagram?
Speaker 9: Yeah I did reply to that. I don't think he's
Speaker 9: seen it though.
Speaker 3: So what did you say?
Speaker 9: I said I'd come pick her up tomorrow afterword?
Speaker 2: Okay, I am not a toy.
Speaker 9: No, she's a beautiful woman.
Speaker 3: Jackson.
Speaker 2: You can stay around as long as you like.
Speaker 3: What about us? You two can don't finish that sentence?
Speaker 2: No, I don't want it has.
Speaker 3: Gone twenty one past seven. We are on the air
Speaker 3: with Jackson Melbourne's Hottest Trading and we're going to take
Speaker 3: quick break. But on the other side of this, Jackson,
Speaker 3: we have a question for you, which I think is
Speaker 3: going to excite a lot of people in Melbourne. We're
Speaker 3: on the air with Jackson Melbourne's Hottest Trade. Now we
Speaker 3: are yet to post a photo of Melbourne's Hottest Trading
Speaker 3: on our socials. We will do that soon.
Speaker 2: Are you happy for us to call.
Speaker 9: You whatever you want.
Speaker 3: About us?
Speaker 2: Jack stop it? I love Jackson. We know it's definitely
Speaker 2: mutual and not engage.
Speaker 17: That's the thing I was going to say to me, Bro,
Speaker 17: I've got a thirty four year old thirty five.
Speaker 3: Year old brother, so.
Speaker 17: Those roles, if those were first, I reckon we could
Speaker 17: add a chance.
Speaker 2: But is he does he look like you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Not really?
Speaker 18: No?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 17: I'm probably I've got there, you know, I'm probably just
Speaker 17: out of the family. Yeah, but he has a lovely
Speaker 17: out of the three great personality.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: The reason we got Jackson in is unfortunately Lauren is engaged.
Speaker 2: Is unfortunate and today now that Jackson is.
Speaker 3: Happy, so unfortunately I'm very happy on the market.
Speaker 9: Was a great guy, great guy.
Speaker 3: You've never met, fantastic, But it does mean our hot
Speaker 3: Trading is single and available.
Speaker 2: Are you telling me Trady wants a lady?
Speaker 3: Trady wants a lady? Well, Jackson the trade? Do you
Speaker 3: want a lady.
Speaker 15: Doing?
Speaker 3: Trady wants a lady?
Speaker 2: You guil? Friend?
Speaker 17: I was going to say, I didn't finish. How old
Speaker 17: are we going? What's what's the age cut off for entries?
Speaker 17: Have you got an age cut off for entries?
Speaker 2: Or is it finding guilt?
Speaker 3: You're all nervousing of the nursing home listenings, Like, finally
Speaker 3: a promotion.
Speaker 4: I can end it.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna get a grand sounded sort out of a
Speaker 9: computer though.
Speaker 6: Oh I was trying to be cool and shorten the
Speaker 6: term girlfriends like.
Speaker 17: Definitely, definitely good morning, shady parts, very good morning.
Speaker 3: It is click.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Jackson likes an older woman. You never know?
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know about that old yeah. Right, So
Speaker 3: here's the goat. If you would like to get to
Speaker 3: know Jackson our hot trading, would you be able to
Speaker 3: do a description for people listening in their cars? Right?
Speaker 6: Describe Jackson twenty five Trady.
Speaker 2: I'm trying not to feel like an athlete fit. I
Speaker 2: would say, can we see the rick?
Speaker 3: Can we.
Speaker 9: I'm not a piece of meat, James, have you know?
Speaker 4: I am a human being?
Speaker 3: I apologize.
Speaker 4: Maybe I just want to look on the under the bomb.
Speaker 9: Okay, let's warm up a little maybe later.
Speaker 6: Dark hair like chocolate brown hair, dark eyes, beautiful tan,
Speaker 6: some tag, it's got some some artwork on the limb, a.
Speaker 4: Bit of is that a sleeve?
Speaker 2: Just the foreign four lovely skin. Skin looks like he'd
Speaker 2: never miss leg day.
Speaker 4: Thank you, gigantic quads.
Speaker 3: I would say, confident yet approachable.
Speaker 2: Yes, funny, you're funny, thank you. My day's funny. Haha,
Speaker 2: not funny, weird.
Speaker 1: It seems to be well manicured as well, and I
Speaker 1: had had a bit of a spruce up last night.
Speaker 17: Hygiene like it'd be. I'd like to think I'm pretty clean.
Speaker 17: You know, I shower at least twice a day.
Speaker 4: You're a trimmer of choice, of.
Speaker 17: Choice at the moment, at the moment, so I normally
Speaker 17: duck into coles in the female razor section, you know,
Speaker 17: the old five blade real sensitive ones because I get you,
Speaker 17: know ingrowin.
Speaker 9: Hairs and stuff after a shave.
Speaker 2: Sensitive yeah, so I go the old I can.
Speaker 9: Tell you the brand, but it's like pink or green.
Speaker 3: See confident, happy to go into the women's section and
Speaker 3: get the raisers and stuff I love from right.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes he is a catch. He is a solid
Speaker 2: ten out of ten tradey got a job.
Speaker 3: What about hobbies?
Speaker 4: Hobbies?
Speaker 17: Well, obviously I enjoy going to the gym in my
Speaker 17: spare time. Used to play football. You played in the EFL,
Speaker 17: did you?
Speaker 4: I did? Yes?
Speaker 9: Did you play for the East beld Rams.
Speaker 4: That's a strong club.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, not too bad.
Speaker 17: I was playing ones, you know, played a few games
Speaker 17: when I was sixteen in the ones, and then you know,
Speaker 17: went back down to development as the as the body
Speaker 17: sort of matured a little bit more, and then yeah,
Speaker 17: I got myself back in the side and sort of
Speaker 17: started playing pretty consistent footy.
Speaker 8: So there you go.
Speaker 9: Pretty good.
Speaker 6: So I'm just seeing the notes they'd let me. To
Speaker 6: reference fashion style, I would say like, well dressed. I
Speaker 6: admittedly I've only seen you in jim gear and not
Speaker 6: trading it, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 17: When your mate said this morning, he's like, is that
Speaker 17: what you're wearing? And I said, yeah, why, and he's
Speaker 17: like you're not going to put on jeans or jean shorts.
Speaker 17: I was like, oh you should see jays stresses. Oh,
Speaker 17: you're right, it's true.
Speaker 2: Well have you got a T shirt on onto your
Speaker 2: hoodie today?
Speaker 4: Jay?
Speaker 6: No, he's raw dogging it. He wears a hoodie with
Speaker 6: no tell that ain't it?
Speaker 2: You could do?
Speaker 9: You show me yours and I'll show you on.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't be careful what you wish for.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, what.
Speaker 4: Else do you like doing outside of going to the
Speaker 4: gym and plague footy?
Speaker 17: I don't know really, like ever since I moved out
Speaker 17: to Drew and it's very much just work. You know,
Speaker 17: you're you're driving forty minutes out to work in the morning,
Speaker 17: so you leave carpentry chippy.
Speaker 4: He could build the dream home. I could, Yes, yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a tick tick. I'll just get my little list.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let me set the scene. He's a treator.
Speaker 2: It wasn't read Jason Lawrence Trading was a lady.
Speaker 3: The tread is he is, indeed, and he is on
Speaker 3: the air with us this morning, Jackson Melbourne's hottest trading.
Speaker 6: All right, now, I did say, let's find you a
Speaker 6: guilt and what I meant like, I meant like a short,
Speaker 6: cute version of a girlfriend. That's what I was trying
Speaker 6: to say.
Speaker 3: We've got a guilt, all true. We might take that
Speaker 3: call in a second, but'll gil thirteen twenty US for
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten is our number if you would
Speaker 3: like to date Melbourne's hottest trading Cove. I'm gonna say this,
Speaker 3: but thirteen twenty four ten is our number if you
Speaker 3: want to date Melbourne's hottest trading. He's a treator.
Speaker 2: He was at Red Jason Lawrence Trading. Wells a lady.
Speaker 3: The trading is sure.
Speaker 4: He's also got a name.
Speaker 3: He's twenty five year old Jackson.
Speaker 2: He fine's young, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But he's an old song.
Speaker 2: I agree, you know what you say. People are old
Speaker 2: souls a lot, but on this one not always.
Speaker 3: Clint's quite immature.
Speaker 6: It's actually his birthday today, it is Jackson. Anyway, he's
Speaker 6: been in the studio this morning.
Speaker 2: He's lovely.
Speaker 3: We should have heard of Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 6: You did ask for a giant cake, and thankfully the
Speaker 6: producer said they couldn't whip one up in time for
Speaker 6: me to John paddof.
Speaker 3: You should have done the Marilyn Monroe like.
Speaker 2: That, mister Prayer, I would have been better than mal Wow, got.
Speaker 3: Some cool I know, haven't we Let's go to the
Speaker 3: phones now. I will point out we haven't released his
Speaker 3: photo yet, so you're just running off Lauren's.
Speaker 2: Descript Well, no, but you heard from him before. We've
Speaker 2: been talking to him a morning plenty of What are
Speaker 2: the kids saying? Riz charism?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Can I throw out the first one? Here we go.
Speaker 4: Let's take Ashley from Wallen.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Ash, morning, Ash, Good morning guys.
Speaker 11: Love the show by the way, you Ash.
Speaker 4: Do you love our trading as well?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, tell us about yourself.
Speaker 11: So I'm a scientist, I work in Resa. I guess
Speaker 11: hobbies wise. I enjoyed going to the gym, tick, hiking
Speaker 11: outdoors with friends?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 3: And so you heard No, sorry, we've got a negative.
Speaker 3: She's a Bombers fan. Is that right?
Speaker 4: That's all right?
Speaker 2: Now, that's good, that's good. And actually you heard us
Speaker 2: talking to Jackson before. What did you think? What do
Speaker 2: you like about him?
Speaker 12: Ah?
Speaker 11: You seems really well spoken, seems like a nice guy family. Yeah,
Speaker 11: oh I didn't hear that bit. I'm probably called into early.
Speaker 3: You know what, like.
Speaker 2: Good people.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, the dating apps. Everyone seems
Speaker 3: to be starting to turn on as well, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like everyone hit them hard for a
Speaker 3: few years and then they're realizing, oh, you know what,
Speaker 3: I want to get back to, like meeting someone at
Speaker 3: the bar and things like that. Actually tried. Yeah, if
Speaker 3: you tried the dating apps didn't work for you, I did.
Speaker 11: And I quickly deleted.
Speaker 3: Then yeah, right, okay, that's the common thread. All right,
Speaker 3: let's take more. Thirteen twenty fourteen. If you want to
Speaker 3: date Melbourne Titus Trading Megan in CRANBERRN morning Morning.
Speaker 17: How are you?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good? I believe you want to date Jackson the hot Trading.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he sounds not too bad to be honest.
Speaker 3: And you're in fitness yourself, like.
Speaker 11: BSI my go to the gym and I also do
Speaker 11: pole fitness.
Speaker 3: Do what pole fitness?
Speaker 2: Fitness?
Speaker 5: So pole dancing, but not in the you know, provocative way.
Speaker 3: Not big on his big hens party events, aren't they?
Speaker 2: Yes, can be. You've got to be so strong to
Speaker 2: do that. I could leave my own body weight the same.
Speaker 2: Imagine me trying to hold my body weight hang off
Speaker 2: a pole.
Speaker 6: It wouldn't be cure. No, you couldn't do it. You
Speaker 6: could do it, could I could see you doing pole fitness.
Speaker 5: If you hold if he's got good when you're able
Speaker 5: to hang down and hold on to it.
Speaker 2: If you've got good thighs, you can do it.
Speaker 3: So what Peter Hitch does?
Speaker 2: No, he does like training?
Speaker 3: He does?
Speaker 2: Yes, right, Hitch is not doing pole rights checking? Maybe
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right? And what was it about? Jackson caught
Speaker 3: your attention just the way that he spoke.
Speaker 11: He's very clean, proper and yeah, it sounds a bit
Speaker 11: easy on the iron.
Speaker 5: Lauren's descriptions are extremely good.
Speaker 6: An he smells too that chickens need to know. No
Speaker 6: one wants to stink first. You gotta smell good.
Speaker 3: Hey, as we keep taking courts there twenty four ten,
Speaker 3: the phone lines have absolutely lit up.
Speaker 6: Now I think we've got a problem here because Jace,
Speaker 6: when Jackson was here, I had a slip of the tongue.
Speaker 3: You did. Indeed, you said, let's find him a guilf
Speaker 3: let's go to the phones.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a gil this is your turn, Lauren.
Speaker 2: Philip he good morning, Good morning, Lauren. How are you
Speaker 2: do you have grandchildren Philippa.
Speaker 5: I do have grandchildren at SI five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and what decade of your life are you in, Philippa,
Speaker 2: I'm in my sixties. Yeah, it's this any single?
Speaker 3: How do you any feel about twenty five year old there?
Speaker 2: Philippa, Oh wonderful.
Speaker 5: I've got children much older than that.
Speaker 6: Are you looking to adopt another child or to find
Speaker 6: a fella?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm a widow, so you know I'm looking for
Speaker 5: another fella.
Speaker 3: If this worked out with Melbourne's hottest trade, then technically
Speaker 3: your kids, who are like ten years older than Jackson.
Speaker 2: Step down.
Speaker 3: He'll be stepdat and daddy Jackson. Wouldn't that make for fun?
Speaker 5: We could go on Spring?
Speaker 11: Refie was still.
Speaker 2: On on Spring. Your stepfathers is younger than me, and
Speaker 2: I can't hope when he asked me to call him dad.
Speaker 2: He's got to own Jerry episode.
Speaker 1: What do you tell us about yourself? What do you
Speaker 1: sort of do? What's the hobbies have you got?
Speaker 5: Well at the moment, I'm not doing much because I've
Speaker 5: just had my hip replasure.
Speaker 2: That's sexy.
Speaker 4: Have you got a senior car that means she's good
Speaker 4: to go?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? You guys go to the movies. It'll
Speaker 3: be one child in one scene. It'll be a plenty
Speaker 3: of cheap day out.
Speaker 2: I love Philip, Are you hate ye?
Speaker 18: I'm I'm an emergency teacher.
Speaker 14: Oh, I'm barras for Carlton.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, which is a positive, of.
Speaker 2: Course, absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 5: And I wish they'd stopped giving me heart attacks.
Speaker 2: Your age.
Speaker 6: You knows I could drop off the your teeth intact,
Speaker 6: all my teeth.
Speaker 3: In cat and Philip, we're only sixty two.
Speaker 2: Sixty fifty.
Speaker 3: Philippa, where would you say is your ideal date? Where
Speaker 3: would you like Jackson to take you?
Speaker 12: Oh, for a.
Speaker 5: Nice dinner at movies?
Speaker 3: Yeah, four thirty seed or.
Speaker 5: No, I'm quite happy to go to the ape thirty
Speaker 5: or even nine thirty? Whoa, Philip, par and I never
Speaker 5: go to bed before twelve?
Speaker 2: And Philippa, would you consider yourself a guilf Oh?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 2: Get it clean? Get it?
Speaker 3: Can we send Philip on one of the dates, a
Speaker 3: date within Philippa?
Speaker 2: Of course, that's what she's calling for her haircut.
Speaker 3: You know what a guilp is. Don't answer that. Don't
Speaker 3: answer that question.
Speaker 2: She knows had a hip done for the occasion.
Speaker 3: She might get the other one done in a word,
Speaker 3: all right, Melbourn's trady. His name's Jackson. We are going
Speaker 3: to get to know him a little bit better tomorrow.
Speaker 3: You know what. We need to chat with his family
Speaker 3: and friends.
Speaker 2: Too, what to see if they're okay with guilty or
Speaker 2: just to get the dirt bit of both guys.
Speaker 4: I want to take you to Lon Cestern. Hawthorn versus and.
Speaker 1: Killed her at the weekend, a big game both clubs
Speaker 1: needed to win, but they had some VIPs in the crowd,
Speaker 1: one of which was a Hawthorn fan undercover Hawthorne. Actually,
Speaker 1: I sort of now now I think about it. He
Speaker 1: has spoken about it before. But the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanezi.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's a bit more n f n RL.
Speaker 4: Rabbits the sharky.
Speaker 6: Remember when Elbow became the prime minister. In the morning
Speaker 6: he got up to get his newspaper off the lawn
Speaker 6: and it was in his pajama.
Speaker 3: Yes, come on, mate, the morning some hawks pajama But
Speaker 3: it's the morning you I'm the prime minister. Don't go
Speaker 3: out to get the paper in your jarmys.
Speaker 2: He's going to do it for it.
Speaker 3: He would have people, he would have paper people.
Speaker 2: Now he would when.
Speaker 4: He was opposition leader.
Speaker 1: No people, people know, but you're right now he's got people.
Speaker 1: He didn't dress up in his pajamas. He was draped
Speaker 1: in a beautiful brown and gold scarf for the Hawks
Speaker 1: and he joined in singing the theme so the players
Speaker 1: he didn't know. Well, he's been a lifelong Hawk. Apparently
Speaker 1: TJ wasn't happy on the Sunday footage show. He said,
Speaker 1: almost made me sick. Why Anthony albaneze he torched her
Speaker 1: a song celebration. I was almost sick yesterday when I
Speaker 1: looked at the Hawthorne Club song and there he was
Speaker 1: front and center, the prime minister. He has no interest
Speaker 1: in AFL. There he was, got the scarf around. Just
Speaker 1: go away.
Speaker 3: Really, he's getting more grumpy in his old age.
Speaker 4: I like it. I like it.
Speaker 3: Just rename the show Grumpy old Man and mates. That's
Speaker 3: what they should call it. On the weekend.
Speaker 2: They'll just hang it on each I enjoyed his criticism anyway,
Speaker 2: he hate elbow or he just thinks elbows being a
Speaker 2: fake footy fan both.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Go back to the Rabbid.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing Albert in his scupity, and he knew all
Speaker 1: the words. He was really into it. The players looked
Speaker 1: into it too.
Speaker 3: Do you remember last?
Speaker 6: We can't say you're a full forty fan if you
Speaker 6: don't know the words to your club song.
Speaker 2: I reckon I almost know all of them. When I
Speaker 2: was a kid, I used every club song almost.
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 1: Actually, should we start with Hawthorne because that's the theme
Speaker 1: that we're going with that Thorn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just said, you just said much know every
Speaker 4: club song.
Speaker 2: No, we don't always have to prove our wrong.
Speaker 4: We'll give you a leading Albert it.
Speaker 3: Here we go, Haldorn.
Speaker 2: We I know I remember?
Speaker 4: Play it again?
Speaker 2: Is this the carryoke version? Where a happy to him?
Speaker 2: At Hollthorn, we are the mighty fighting horse. We love
Speaker 2: our Hawks and we play with kicking the goals in
Speaker 2: the goals.
Speaker 4: Off key as well as riding the bumps of the
Speaker 4: green is.
Speaker 6: Riding the bumps with the green. Words too, footy songs
Speaker 6: are dumb bad.
Speaker 3: Hawthorn, you got history with the Cats.
Speaker 2: I know this fun.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 4: I'll ky you in here ready.
Speaker 2: We are Gelong, the greatest team norvel. We are Geelong.
Speaker 2: We're always on the book. We play the game as
Speaker 2: it should be played At home.
Speaker 4: All far away is the hard one.
Speaker 2: Har banners fly high from dawn to dusk. Down up duck.
Speaker 3: She's bloody knew it?
Speaker 2: Did I get every word right?
Speaker 4: That's good? Should we give you another one?
Speaker 3: What about W G W?
Speaker 2: No one knows that one?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Can you help me with the first line?
Speaker 3: You said before? I pretty much, but I.
Speaker 2: Said I practiced as a kid. This team started like
Speaker 2: three seconds ago. But this one's a bad one.
Speaker 4: Get your march on. Well, there's a big, big.
Speaker 2: Sound of the west.
Speaker 1: The sound of the giants, round of shaking.
Speaker 2: The ground is shaking the ground to shake, and at
Speaker 2: the giants where the you stopped it?
Speaker 4: Because you butchered it.
Speaker 1: We take the longest stride, the highest es.
Speaker 4: We're stronger.
Speaker 2: There isn't a chorus, it's not a.
Speaker 3: Real So what about the Blues?
Speaker 2: We are the Navy Blues. Yep, yep, it's not a
Speaker 2: slow one.
Speaker 3: You should get this.
Speaker 4: It's a second verse. It's going trip yeah, yeah, yeah, Well.
Speaker 2: We are the Navy Blue. We are the old jot
Speaker 2: where the then never let you down.
Speaker 6: We're the only team from Carlton's town. We're gone, kick gum,
Speaker 6: We're gone to keep your mash up.
Speaker 2: We'll keep our ends up because we're the old man
Speaker 2: from the colt. We are the good old Navy Blues.
Speaker 4: I mean she riffed pretty well.
Speaker 2: Was it close?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Here we go clear the fine line. Thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: ten is our number. Every day we'll give you a
Speaker 3: chance to have a crack for five grand. Otherwise, if
Speaker 3: you're not feeling too alert being a Monday, you take
Speaker 3: an easy question for fifty bucks. You can take a
Speaker 3: medium question for five hundred, or you can roll the dice.
Speaker 2: For five k All right, let's do it.
Speaker 6: Let's choose a play today. We're going to Zoe from Cowfield,
Speaker 6: North morning. Zoe, Hi, oh hi, Zoe?
Speaker 5: How old are you?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 5: I can twelve today?
Speaker 2: Happy birthday? Well dasu today?
Speaker 3: Or just hold they one second. I'm going to feel
Speaker 3: terrible giving her a five thousand other question.
Speaker 2: Because well, she gets to choose. She might be a genius.
Speaker 3: You never know.
Speaker 2: All right, Zoe, let's do it.
Speaker 6: Do you want a difficult question for five thousand dollars,
Speaker 6: a medium question for five hundre or do you want
Speaker 6: to go for fifty bucks for your twelfth birthday?
Speaker 11: I think I'll go to fifty.
Speaker 4: Dollars fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: I don't think we've ever had someone go.
Speaker 2: To fifty No, I love it all right, way, I'm
Speaker 2: going to help you with this.
Speaker 3: I'm a stickler for the rules, Zoey.
Speaker 2: I hate rules. Let's win you fifty bucks.
Speaker 3: You're not helping me here, Lauren, Zoe. You'll get three
Speaker 3: seconds after the question is asked to answer. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: are you ready to go?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, Zoe?
Speaker 6: For fifty dollars? What is the fastest animal on earth?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Straight away, Zoe, Well done.
Speaker 3: Fifty bucks.
Speaker 4: She needs another question?
Speaker 2: What are you going to do with the fifty bucks?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure you're going to save it or you
Speaker 2: spend there?
Speaker 17: Probably I'll probably save it.
Speaker 4: Can we give her another question for another fifty?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Just give it a second?
Speaker 6: Come on, don you want a second question for another
Speaker 6: fifty Zoe?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 9: Please dollars?
Speaker 6: Zoey for another fifty dollars? How many letters are there
Speaker 6: in the alphabet twenty six?
Speaker 4: Should we keep going till against five thousand?
Speaker 3: Zoey? One hundred dollars coming your way, which is like
Speaker 3: a million to a kid.
Speaker 4: Done?
Speaker 3: Happy birthdays, your buck, Zoey. So much right day, Zoe's
Speaker 3: a lot of bloody mixed lollies.
Speaker 2: One hundred dollars. That's all that's big cash at that
Speaker 2: age at eleven, hey.
Speaker 3: A, the five thousand dollars question returns this time tomorrow
Speaker 3: on Nova.
Speaker 2: Do you think she would have got the five thousand
Speaker 2: dollar question?
Speaker 3: I doubt it?
Speaker 2: No, never know?
Speaker 3: Do you want to no?
Speaker 6: Because I don't want to upset her in case she's
Speaker 6: on a hett Let's leave her on at.
Speaker 3: Good cool, good cool. Hey, coming up next, cock's ticking.
Speaker 2: Who is to fight a target?
Speaker 9: You couldn't get a hand all the life Siren's got
Speaker 9: a sound.
Speaker 3: It's fifteenth siren.
Speaker 9: Gonna say that it's a draw.
Speaker 3: That was the Crows and Lions on the weekend. You
Speaker 3: see that, another bloody draw. You know how I feel
Speaker 3: about that?
Speaker 2: You know how I feel about him?
Speaker 3: Was a very different case for the Mighty Magpies. Mason
Speaker 3: Cox and the Pies joins us after Sabrina Carpenter. You
Speaker 3: are on the air with Jason. Lauren Clint's here from
Speaker 3: the newsroom as well.
Speaker 4: It's the siren sounds the first time this year, tyling
Speaker 4: want to back you in the eighth and.
Speaker 5: Looking every bit like the reigning premiers.
Speaker 6: A sixty six point win over the West Coast Eagles.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, way back in.
Speaker 3: Mason Cox and the Mighty Pies joins us this morning,
Speaker 3: May Morning, morning.
Speaker 6: Hey, just before we get to that horrific scoreline we saw.
Speaker 6: We've said it before, Collingwood people to hate Collingwood, but
Speaker 6: you guys have turned into like the ultimate family club.
Speaker 6: Watching you boys run out with flowers up the race
Speaker 6: for all of your mums for Mother's Day was the
Speaker 6: cutest thing.
Speaker 2: You had your mom here for Mother's Day as well.
Speaker 2: How did that whole thing come about?
Speaker 18: Yeah, we've had the moms and moms, sorry, we've had
Speaker 18: the moms and for the last couple of days at
Speaker 18: the at the club, which was pretty cool and it's
Speaker 18: always great to kind of share that experience with, you know,
Speaker 18: special people. And we made a point of the weekend
Speaker 18: obviously playing on Mother's Day to make them feel special.
Speaker 18: And that was the idea, was to bring them, I
Speaker 18: guess flowers so.
Speaker 2: Different weetest.
Speaker 3: In town too, which was cool.
Speaker 4: So we got to and so of the.
Speaker 2: Moms because I love talking about Footing I think.
Speaker 3: They look like flower girls, like flower girls at the
Speaker 3: wedding so cute leaveless shirts and booty shorts there as
Speaker 3: well in town yep, mom's in town. Yep, look at you,
Speaker 3: big tall man with a small baquet. I couldn't get
Speaker 3: a bigger one. They didn't give it to.
Speaker 2: Who's the like the mom's moms go the moms? Which
Speaker 2: who's got the like? Loudest bread?
Speaker 3: Maynard's mother.
Speaker 18: Lovely human being, but she's she's a go to for
Speaker 18: like media at the club, like they always go to her.
Speaker 18: And and Brandon's a bit of a personality himself.
Speaker 2: Right, So does she get whiteline and favor like him?
Speaker 3: I've never seen it, but I wouldn't put it past her.
Speaker 2: Do the mums will get along?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All they all enjoy each other.
Speaker 18: I think, like I'm very fortunately like my mother obviously
Speaker 18: doesn't get to hang out with them as much because
Speaker 18: she's over in the States. But whenever she does come here,
Speaker 18: the club's very good at looking after the other moms
Speaker 18: and stuff like reach out to her and she goes
Speaker 18: and has dinner with them and things like that.
Speaker 3: They get looked after. You have other mums step in
Speaker 3: for when your mum is in here, Like do you
Speaker 3: get invited over for dinners and other players.
Speaker 18: Does his mom Jane? She looks after me and she's
Speaker 18: a very lovely, great cook too. The McGuire's look after
Speaker 18: me too. I've got quite a few little kind of
Speaker 18: like families here. The Western Carts are another one that
Speaker 18: look after Eddie McGuire's house. One Christmas.
Speaker 4: No, I always taken Obrahm, you just wake to me.
Speaker 3: Radio.
Speaker 4: You should go to the Hawkins if you want sort
Speaker 4: of working reckon.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to get myself invited over for a family. No,
Speaker 6: I'm sorry for three years and I've never been. If
Speaker 6: you go before me, should we go together?
Speaker 4: It's three extra at six pm. It's like a zoo.
Speaker 4: I call it black down.
Speaker 3: I don't need three other children respect.
Speaker 2: Coming over to big either too, I reckon.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you double that whatever you buy, double it, Mason.
Speaker 1: The Eagles getting better?
Speaker 3: Are they any better?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 18: I mean they've got hardly reads, really good player and
Speaker 18: coming in he's he's a freak of nature.
Speaker 3: He's so good.
Speaker 18: And then yeah, I mean you look at obviously last
Speaker 18: night probably not the best outing as far as the
Speaker 18: score line, but overall I think they've been taking teams
Speaker 18: you know, to the to the end of the game,
Speaker 18: and that's a lot better than they were last year.
Speaker 2: Well they've won two games, that's one more than my tigers.
Speaker 1: And do you feel sorry for the poor old ruse
Speaker 1: who are at the bottom of the ladder and can't
Speaker 1: do really anything very well at the moment?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 18: I mean the AFL is probably given him extra cash
Speaker 18: and trying to help him out, you know, as they do.
Speaker 4: So it is what it is.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not really my issue. So yeah, we're good.
Speaker 3: We're good.
Speaker 18: We've had quite a few new guys come in, which
Speaker 18: I think is it's cool like to have guys play
Speaker 18: their first game and you know, young young players being
Speaker 18: able to show up. But it gives energy to the
Speaker 18: older fellas, I think because it brings you back to
Speaker 18: that first game and that feeling of having your family
Speaker 18: there and and everything else that just you know, it's
Speaker 18: it's a positive kind of uplifting experience.
Speaker 3: When we have someone's debut.
Speaker 9: How old are you don't worry about that?
Speaker 6: That's not like do you sit in the mid range
Speaker 6: thirty three? So does that make it Are you considered
Speaker 6: one of the older.
Speaker 18: Players yeah, I think I might be the second and
Speaker 18: third oldest on the team. Yeah, thirty five? Do they
Speaker 18: wheel you out to the field?
Speaker 4: Hawkins right spends the time the.
Speaker 2: Oldest, isn't he? I've always got him as quite.
Speaker 3: As soon as he retires, I'm screwed.
Speaker 2: It's always nice having someone older that you can remind.
Speaker 3: Hey, you're finally inside the top eight. Oh yeah, most
Speaker 3: of you taken on the Crows this weekend. Would you
Speaker 3: say we'll stay in the top eight now till the end?
Speaker 3: That's that's the hope. Jason, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Walking wounded at Collingwood At the moment they have not
Speaker 1: injuries of plenty. His top mate Jeremy Howe just went
Speaker 1: down at the weekend with a quad. Jamie Elliott's out,
Speaker 1: he's got to saw back.
Speaker 3: Jack Bartels can cast.
Speaker 4: Jeez, what's you spend more time forward?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah forward.
Speaker 4: Over the weekend.
Speaker 18: But yeah, I have to play a bit more forward,
Speaker 18: and we've had to shift a few things around. I
Speaker 18: think our Ford line had two or three new faces
Speaker 18: in it this year. Sorry this week so well, you
Speaker 18: say it gives opportunity to some of the young guys
Speaker 18: that are, you know, starving for an opportunity.
Speaker 2: Do you like playing down forward or do you prefer
Speaker 2: to being the ruck.
Speaker 4: I don't mind.
Speaker 18: I'm happy just to be to play and just kind
Speaker 18: of be my position, you know, and just be out
Speaker 18: there enjoying myself. It's I think the older you get,
Speaker 18: the more you just kind of enjoy being able to
Speaker 18: play every single week, and you enjoy the experience of it, right,
Speaker 18: rather than.
Speaker 2: Your body, because being in the rock is that is
Speaker 2: it really tough on your body.
Speaker 18: It depends who you play, the songs of everybody else.
Speaker 18: It's a lot of like having to sit under the
Speaker 18: ball and people jump into your back. That's the word
Speaker 18: coming you need to the back of the head or something.
Speaker 3: When you play forward. Though. I took my boys to
Speaker 3: a game where you're playing forward and the crowd because
Speaker 3: of your last name, gets a bit rowdy and stuff
Speaker 3: starts begging for Cosson. Yeah yeah, Mason, Yeah, give it
Speaker 3: to Mason.
Speaker 4: Yes, only give you someone else.
Speaker 3: Big Mason's this morning. Rest big game coming up this week,
Speaker 3: and say hi to your folks for us as well.
Speaker 3: Mum and dad in toam in town.
Speaker 18: I think another week and a half for two weeks,
Speaker 18: maybe I'll bring them on having Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: To all the mums for yesterday as well, and a
Speaker 3: big shout out to those who you know find yesterday
Speaker 3: quite hard.
Speaker 2: Yes, mixed emotions on Mother's Day.
Speaker 6: You know what I love seeing though, the all the
Speaker 6: mums posting that thing that the kids fill out at school,
Speaker 6: like my mum's name is, she is this old? Her
Speaker 6: favorite things on so many of them say like drinking
Speaker 6: wine or her favorite drink is an adult drink. And
Speaker 6: when the kids don't know what their mums do for
Speaker 6: a job or hobbies, they just make things up.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 6: I read one of my girlfriends her son had written
Speaker 6: something about her having the most beautiful skin he had
Speaker 6: ever seen, and that she was a warrior that would
Speaker 6: fight anybody for him.
Speaker 3: But I had no idea what they do for living.
Speaker 3: Do you know what your parents did growing it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Just checking.
Speaker 3: Hey, the ladies at Baker's Delight on Hampton Street look
Speaker 3: like they were going to war yesterday morning, just lining
Speaker 3: up all the croissants. Oh, the dad's coming down.
Speaker 2: To pick them up with the breakfasts in bed.
Speaker 3: So we did like a nice little brecky yesterday morning.
Speaker 3: It was on the menu, croissants, pastries, little Portuguese.
Speaker 2: Did you go out or at home?
Speaker 3: At home? Do the at home cafes on Mother's Day?
Speaker 4: It's a lot.
Speaker 2: You don't like people at the best of times.
Speaker 3: It's up there with airports, and you know how I
Speaker 3: feel about them.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: So we did like breakfast, breakfast at home, and then
Speaker 3: I put the two year old down for a sleep.
Speaker 2: The kids make handmade cards. No, did they have cards
Speaker 2: at all?
Speaker 3: No, they've got presents on the Mother's day odd school. Yep.
Speaker 2: My friend's face mass all that sort.
Speaker 6: Of sun said it was fifty dollars at the mother's
Speaker 6: day stall, and the dad was like, oh gosh, it's
Speaker 6: got expensive.
Speaker 2: That's what mine did it. I was it you telling
Speaker 2: me that story.
Speaker 3: Yeah. They tried to scare me out of money. I'm like,
Speaker 3: surely there's a cap and Felix is like, no, it's
Speaker 3: fifteen bucks per kid. So I went to hand it
Speaker 3: over the money and then I saw on some email
Speaker 3: it's like ten dollars.
Speaker 2: He was giving himself a tip.
Speaker 3: I'm like you right. So we did like breakfast, and
Speaker 3: then I took one of the boys out fishing while
Speaker 3: Lou chilled at home, and then in the afternoon, she
Speaker 3: took the boys to the movies.
Speaker 2: Oh great, all three.
Speaker 3: No, no, no two, and I was at home with
Speaker 3: the liability two year old. Yeah so I'm racing around
Speaker 3: looking after the two year old. But the same token
Speaker 3: was setting up a nice dinner table because I thought
Speaker 3: should gets home.
Speaker 2: We can have a beautiful family dinner.
Speaker 4: Exactly was on the menu for I was going to
Speaker 4: order in nice Japanese.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, we weren't cooking.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I'm setting the dinner table beautiful, nice takeaway.
Speaker 6: I mean I love takeaway Japanese. Glad you didn't attempt
Speaker 6: to make Japanese. It sound like you were cooking.
Speaker 3: It's a two year old going. I cleaned the house,
Speaker 3: I set up the table, and I'm sitting there waiting.
Speaker 2: Ready order on Uber.
Speaker 3: No sign quarter to six, no sign six o'clock. Nothing.
Speaker 3: I'm like, they went to the movies four hours ago.
Speaker 3: Where are they?
Speaker 2: Did they go up for dinner?
Speaker 3: They just happened to run into her friend at the
Speaker 3: movies and all went out for dinner afterwards. So she
Speaker 3: comes home and finds me sitting alone at the dinner table.
Speaker 2: I hope you didn't make her feel bad. It's her day.
Speaker 2: She can do what she wants, plans, let me know,
Speaker 2: a little left on the comms. Probably on the comms.
Speaker 2: That's all I was after. So where did she go?
Speaker 4: The food called at Westfield Hi Heaven.
Speaker 2: It's like a buffet. They didn't have one of everything.
Speaker 2: They sent me photo saying this is Liven eleven, bit
Speaker 2: of Schnitz, bit of Japanese dumplings, best chips, it's best chips.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 3: Happy Mother's Day though to all the mums out there,
Speaker 3: and I hope it was a cracking day.
Speaker 2: It was a beautiful day, cracking weather.
Speaker 6: In fact, we had the most beautiful day. My mum
Speaker 6: hosted Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: I'm getting Lizzie she got your handbag.
Speaker 6: Because she came to our Nova Mother's Day lunch and
Speaker 6: she was complaining about her bag.
Speaker 2: She didn't like it and she didn't have anything else
Speaker 2: in that color.
Speaker 3: So I was like, do girls do that on purpose?
Speaker 3: I'm starting, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, does the same thing.
Speaker 6: But we're also lucky enough to have our grandmother, Nanamag,
Speaker 6: who's ninety three, and my brother and sister in law
Speaker 6: have just had their first baby, so my grand has
Speaker 6: just become a great grandmother.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 2: So it was like it was beautiful. It was so
Speaker 2: nice seeing her with the little baby.
Speaker 3: Jake and Lauren with you Clincy from the news room.
Speaker 3: Then I look up. You know who's still here flowing
Speaker 3: around Bason Cox and the pies hasn't left yet. Coffee good.
Speaker 4: It really is what you got on Today beca his
Speaker 4: day off.
Speaker 3: He's literally spent the day just doing in the studio.
Speaker 6: Him came in early and then it's his day off,
Speaker 6: so he's hung out because he's not hungry enough to
Speaker 6: go and get breakfast yet.
Speaker 4: Told me he likes riding a bike like a rode
Speaker 4: bike he was going to do.
Speaker 3: He goes on, that's good. I have been.
Speaker 18: I have actually been to penny Filing Festival down in Evansville, Tasmania.
Speaker 4: Oh my, sounds like how many.
Speaker 6: There's a guy who rides a penny farthing in fitz Roy.
Speaker 6: I've seen him down bronsiics.
Speaker 3: That's actually cool.
Speaker 4: Some random stuff I do, some random things cooked here,
Speaker 4: a bit cooked in the head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, he's on our show Where One Giant.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to the Kentucky Derby?
Speaker 18: No, I've been to Belmont Steaks though, is that similar
Speaker 18: Kentucky Derby is probably a bit more rougher like you
Speaker 18: got like inside the ground, everyone goes nuts.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I saw Shane Crawford was there. It was like last
Speaker 6: week or two weeks ago. So this is the horse
Speaker 6: racing in.
Speaker 2: Kentucky and it's this huge day swift there which one boyfriend. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're all there, but there's no fence, Like they're standing
Speaker 2: on the track as the horse runs past. There's no
Speaker 2: fence between the punters and the horses.
Speaker 4: I was really rad. You need the fence.
Speaker 2: Videos you can see his feet and you can say
Speaker 2: the horses.
Speaker 3: You need to explain this to Clint. When people go
Speaker 3: to places like Flemington and you're drinking, there are horse
Speaker 3: races going on, actually horses. Yes, I know you wouldn't
Speaker 3: have seen that part, but yeah, it's not just the
Speaker 3: tent with alcohol.
Speaker 2: I think we should. We must go to the Kentucky
Speaker 2: we love.
Speaker 3: We are getting out of here. I make sure you
Speaker 3: want to come shopping with me at chat Yeah, shopping
Speaker 3: for dinner tonight? Oh yeah, he fed himself around for
Speaker 3: dinner at my place.
Speaker 4: What are you going to cook?
Speaker 6: Actually that's what we sort of did suggest that we
Speaker 6: should come around for dinner. No, Felix, Jason's son called
Speaker 6: and said, Dad, if you say no to Mason Cox
Speaker 6: coming over dinner, I will never talk.
Speaker 2: To you again.
Speaker 3: Mondays aren't great for me.
Speaker 2: And then he's so cute. He goes, could you guys
Speaker 2: come around early so that I can see you.
Speaker 9: Before I have to go to ber Yeah?
Speaker 4: Coming, He goes, We know what JA said.
Speaker 6: Because Jason's cruel, he said to Felix, Yeah, they'll come
Speaker 6: around it. They're coming around tonight May eight thirty. You'll
Speaker 6: be a sleep as a joke.
Speaker 4: If you were to cook a dish, what would you cook? Well?
Speaker 3: What I cook?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 18: I've got into an air fray. That's a whole nother story.
Speaker 18: Mis Salmon is probably come around to my house.
Speaker 3: Well, you're not coming around tonight.
Speaker 2: Jason likes more basic things.
Speaker 3: Take away. All right, A great day everyone, mel is
Speaker 3: in next. We will see you tomorrow with more on
Speaker 3: Melbourne's honest Trady Jackson.
Speaker 6: Yes, enjoy this beautiful day, Melbourne. It is sparkling out there.
Speaker 2: Get out and get some some chiny, okay, Jason Lauren,
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