Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast, guys, and I'm so glad you
Speaker 1: found this space because this is.
Speaker 2: Where we asked, would you let to trade it new toilet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, that's that's what it is.
Speaker 2: It is what it is certainly isn't what.
Speaker 3: It is, isn't what it's not.
Speaker 4: And as we know with trades, I mean these fellows
Speaker 4: can put away from tucker. And what happens when you
Speaker 4: put away a heap of tucker is that you do a.
Speaker 3: Big guant.
Speaker 4: And would you let a trade you do that in
Speaker 4: your house, knowing full well that for the house to
Speaker 4: get back to it's you know, original beautiful smelling situations.
Speaker 3: Putting it take two.
Speaker 1: Or three hours, Yeah, because that is a lot of
Speaker 1: farmers unit in nice coffee, and that is a lot
Speaker 1: of doughnuts and a lot of pastries in the form
Speaker 1: of sausage rolls or.
Speaker 3: Pies, and that's too bacon and a roll of breakfast.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, and that's all sitting in the bowl.
Speaker 3: Of God bless trades.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm really curious about how people feel about this.
Speaker 1: Next story on four double O nine one nine nine
Speaker 1: one nine, because the video has emerged on TikTok of
Speaker 1: a woman in the States categorically refusing a tradey the
Speaker 1: use of her toilet. So so basically, the trade's gone
Speaker 1: around to do some work and he's like, hey, I
Speaker 1: just need to we can I use your toilet?
Speaker 2: And this was her very Karen like response, No, it's.
Speaker 5: Not and I don't want no deal.
Speaker 2: My very goodness.
Speaker 1: She basically said, like, if you need to go, go
Speaker 1: at home, or go down the back garden, whatever, do
Speaker 1: your business there.
Speaker 4: I think about traders is they're so so very active,
Speaker 4: and what happens when you're so active all the time
Speaker 4: is that you need more calories so the boys can eat,
Speaker 4: and therefore the boys know how to leave big deposits.
Speaker 2: No, it was oh okay, wow, So I can understand.
Speaker 4: Which she's coming from, because you might have to just
Speaker 4: let that sit for two or three hours afterwards.
Speaker 1: Just just flush at mate.
Speaker 2: That's like, I'm okay.
Speaker 1: So, as someone whose job takes them to all different
Speaker 1: parts of this beautiful state, I can tell you I
Speaker 1: have asked people to use their toilet in random homes northeast, south,
Speaker 1: and west, because sometimes when you're on a job and
Speaker 1: there's no like OTR close, you can't just like pop
Speaker 1: down to the local service station to go to the toilet.
Speaker 1: You're in a position where you're like, I can't leave
Speaker 1: this scene and I have to go to the toilet.
Speaker 1: So I've been forced to ask people, and I've never
Speaker 1: been refused.
Speaker 2: In fact, people are so very lovely in these situations.
Speaker 1: I was on a siege once where we were stuck
Speaker 1: there for eight hours, and you can't leave a siege
Speaker 1: because any moment the whole thing could literally blow up.
Speaker 2: And so I went to a local hairdressers and that
Speaker 2: woman was so nice.
Speaker 1: She was literally I thought she was going to ask
Speaker 1: if I wanted her to do my foils at any moment.
Speaker 2: She was so lovely. She was like, can I make
Speaker 2: you a cup of tea? Use my toilet, do whatever
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 1: I've never had this situation where people are like, Nah,
Speaker 1: you're a random, you can't use my toilet.
Speaker 4: What about that time that you use the display toilet
Speaker 4: bunks was a little bit awkward?
Speaker 2: Lucky I'm not a training I have to tell you.
Speaker 1: But one time I was out north and we were
Speaker 1: sort of hunting for CCTV and I said to a
Speaker 1: guy he was like pulling up the vision on his
Speaker 1: security cameras and I was like, I'm really sorry to
Speaker 1: ask this, but I have to go to the toilet.
Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, yeah, it's just down there. And
Speaker 2: it wasn't. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was a nice house, it was well maintained, but
Speaker 1: they went next level with their toilet. I walked in
Speaker 1: and it was a bidet. He left a deposit in
Speaker 1: that way, and honestly, I looked at the remote control.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so complex and confusing, and
Speaker 1: also what in a eat toilet in just a you know,
Speaker 1: pretty average house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that's not what you expect to see.
Speaker 1: No, no, can I just give everyone a big tip though,
Speaker 1: if you're ever out on a steakout, which you wouldn't
Speaker 1: do because you know sport, but don't ever let the Henryes.
Speaker 2: Use your toilet. Oh my god, whole IBS thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have ibs by the way, I thought
Speaker 1: you did.
Speaker 3: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: There was a particular time though, and I will just
Speaker 4: peel the curtains back a little bit. I remember going
Speaker 4: to pick someone up for a date. Oh this is
Speaker 4: actually we're an aspen at the time, and I was
Speaker 4: going to pick someone up and take them out and
Speaker 4: I really need to go to the toilet.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, yes.
Speaker 4: And then after I had gone to the toilet quite aggressively,
Speaker 4: I was told that not to use the toilet because
Speaker 4: it was broken. Oh okay, Oh I hang on. That's
Speaker 4: a scene from Dumb and Dumber.
Speaker 5: Harry, are you in there? I hope you're not using
Speaker 5: the toilets?
Speaker 3: The toilet doesn't to I was just glass.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that right after Lloyd had given him like satives?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, Dumb and Dummer?
Speaker 3: Yeah, good times?
Speaker 6: Am I right?
Speaker 3: All right? Jerdy and Hazy.
Speaker 4: It come out next shairs as well, when it's recap
Speaker 4: on our Battle of the Banger's Selections fit tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I said sorry about it.
Speaker 1: I've gone our whole working relationship thinking that you did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, maybe I do. Maybe I've just been dying.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, doctor Roddy.
Speaker 2: Either you could go to the gym or to the shopping,
Speaker 2: or go to work class.
Speaker 1: What if you went in a beachier direction, You're only
Speaker 1: a what if away from a holiday with the war?
Speaker 5: If a boo.
Speaker 3: Accommodation flast packages and more?
Speaker 2: What if it's for travel?
Speaker 3: What is going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's interesting, isn't it.
Speaker 1: So I've been following this teacher strike really closely with
Speaker 1: ten years first, so I've been covering it for the
Speaker 1: last week or so, and it's a real divisive issue.
Speaker 1: What I will say is that I think teachers just
Speaker 1: deserve the world. I think they do such an incredible job.
Speaker 1: But on Friday, they've made the decision via the union,
Speaker 1: and let me just say that eighty percent of teachers
Speaker 1: said we're going on strike.
Speaker 2: We've had enough. So what that.
Speaker 1: Means is that more than three hundred South Australian schools
Speaker 1: will close or be forced to all to their classes.
Speaker 1: They'll do like modified programs this Friday. The Education Department
Speaker 1: has said one hundred and sixty seven public schools or
Speaker 1: pre schools will close and one hundred and fifty two
Speaker 1: will offer that modified program on Friday. And so I
Speaker 1: guess for parents, they're like, well, we get it, but
Speaker 1: it's an inconvenience.
Speaker 2: But where do we sit on this?
Speaker 1: What I will say is that teachers are so overworked
Speaker 1: at the moment, and the feedback through the union is
Speaker 1: that they're drowning in paperwork, hazy, and they're taking that
Speaker 1: home to their kids, so they're trying to get everything done,
Speaker 1: but they just simply can't.
Speaker 2: So that's the issue that they're having.
Speaker 1: The government is saying it's going to cost a billion
Speaker 1: dollars to cater for what you want, So it's a
Speaker 1: real divisive issue.
Speaker 4: So I think the fear is that you see this
Speaker 4: on paper and people think that it is trying and
Speaker 4: get a holiday, overworked, underpaid, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: And definitely during COVID, I think most parents went I
Speaker 1: would pay a trillion dollars for the teachers to do
Speaker 1: their job because it is so hard what they do.
Speaker 1: Like I can't even deal with three kids, you know,
Speaker 1: during the day, particularly when they're home on a pupil
Speaker 1: free day. I'm like, oh, I can't even deal with
Speaker 1: what's going on here. These teachers do it hard, day
Speaker 1: in day out, So like, I fully support what they're
Speaker 1: doing on Friday.
Speaker 4: So then what happens if you do turn up on
Speaker 4: Friday and your school's striking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, the government of guarantee that there will be
Speaker 1: at least one person to supervise. Osh will be taking
Speaker 1: care of the government, say in terms of monetary funds,
Speaker 1: So yeah, you're not going to be left in the lurch.
Speaker 1: But yeah, again, and I can't support teachers enough for
Speaker 1: what they do day in day out for our kids.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I suppose if there is a small positive
Speaker 4: to come from all this, that gives me just another
Speaker 4: chance to play.
Speaker 3: A bit of pink Floyd. Sure, you've got to find
Speaker 3: a small positive situation.
Speaker 2: Absolutely well done.
Speaker 3: Take care of this in the household. How many plants
Speaker 3: have you? Guys? Got one or two?
Speaker 2: Just got one?
Speaker 1: Because I don't really trust myself because I'm not great
Speaker 1: with plants, And inevitably every plant I've ever had I've killed.
Speaker 4: What's those little fancy ones that look like trees? The
Speaker 4: mini but they look like trees. Bonze eyes. I've tried
Speaker 4: to care for Bon's eyes at least two or three times.
Speaker 4: Have you asked where they die?
Speaker 3: Within minutes.
Speaker 1: They take one look at you and they're like, Nah,
Speaker 1: I'm out, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna end this now.
Speaker 4: Who would have thought playing could do such a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's a really interesting path. There's a bloke in Brisbane
Speaker 4: who is at tenor who has got himself in trouble
Speaker 4: with his neighbors because he sings to his lemon trees
Speaker 4: because he believes that it makes the fruit bigger and juicier.
Speaker 4: So just imagine that you're a neighbor and this is
Speaker 4: what you're waking up to most mornings. I don't know
Speaker 4: if it's I mean it's he's clearly talented, yeah, but
Speaker 4: it's also extremely annoying.
Speaker 3: Picking up that.
Speaker 2: Vibe is extruciating.
Speaker 3: Away he's gone for it.
Speaker 4: Raphaelli Piano says he's serenades He's super Fruit strictly after
Speaker 4: nine point thirty now in the morning, because a few
Speaker 4: neighbors complained about the six am singing.
Speaker 2: I'm not overly surprised, are you.
Speaker 3: Of course I did sell what Raphaelli.
Speaker 4: That is just one of those situations where you go, mates,
Speaker 4: we get it. And also he's just doing that the show. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know, that's that's what's that's the underlying thing.
Speaker 1: He's definitely trying to be clever and just prove to
Speaker 1: his neighbors that look at my pipes, how good.
Speaker 4: And the extended version of this video as well, the
Speaker 4: lemons aren't happy because you can hear them speak just
Speaker 4: before he comes out.
Speaker 3: Give it the full treatment.
Speaker 2: That's like you when you start singing like hinder.
Speaker 4: Oh like Hinda is in like lips of an angel?
Speaker 4: Why why are you going down the path?
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, it's just a song you like to
Speaker 2: sing all the time around like that song?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my gosh. Oh that's food for thought, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Because what I will say is Battle of the Bang
Speaker 4: is the Revealer is coming up?
Speaker 2: Remember you could not?
Speaker 3: No, no, my dude.
Speaker 2: Please welcome to Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 3: Today there is live and shudio.
Speaker 5: Good morning from good morning morning, very very happy to
Speaker 5: be here.
Speaker 2: What would you like us to ask you right now?
Speaker 6: Just one thing that, yeah, you don't want to ask
Speaker 6: about because I just I'll ignore both of you.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 5: No, no, you'll know as soon as you ask, I'll
Speaker 5: just I just won't answer.
Speaker 2: How's your contract going?
Speaker 5: You can how your wisdom teeth going?
Speaker 3: Is it that painful for you?
Speaker 5: Questions?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 5: Getting doorstopped is painful.
Speaker 6: We had a bit of that yesterday with everyone around,
Speaker 6: which I'm sure both of you probably have done in
Speaker 6: your time.
Speaker 2: Where'd you get doorstopped at the club? How they go?
Speaker 5: It's good fun? Do you stop and chat, walk and talk?
Speaker 5: Walking to affected the walk and talk.
Speaker 2: You always you're on the phone, because.
Speaker 5: It doesn't because they just they're relentless. Really, they just
Speaker 5: keep going. But yeah, you got you got to walk
Speaker 5: and talk towards your destination.
Speaker 6: And then as soon as like the hands on the
Speaker 6: door or whatnot, that's when you just cut it.
Speaker 4: I reckon one time, will there and Lockie Murphy came
Speaker 4: in and this is sort of ended season, and he
Speaker 4: was doing the phone.
Speaker 3: I reckon the phone was like upside.
Speaker 4: Down the long Way.
Speaker 5: To be fair, he probably was on the phone. It's
Speaker 5: just that's how he talks to people.
Speaker 1: I'm dying to do it one day when someone like
Speaker 1: one of the players pretends to be on their phone
Speaker 1: and then it rings.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I cannot wait for that date or.
Speaker 5: You should ring them so true, but no, it's a
Speaker 5: TVD that stuff.
Speaker 6: I've been preaching patients for a while now and that's
Speaker 6: what the Knees afforded me. So we've still had a
Speaker 6: little bit of time with free agency and all that
Speaker 6: stuff to play out. So no rush on my behalf.
Speaker 6: But I want to be in Adelaide, so we're trying
Speaker 6: to make it work.
Speaker 2: You do want to be here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean what would I want to leave you to?
Speaker 3: Exactly right? Great answer.
Speaker 4: So this is just to dumb it down for people
Speaker 4: playing along, because obviously you think, what is you just
Speaker 4: sign or get it done right now? Standard process and
Speaker 4: you're comfortable where everything's at. I'm just a standard process.
Speaker 4: But you comfortable where both parties are at?
Speaker 6: Wall Do you mean currently am I comfortable whether parties
Speaker 6: are at No? No, We're still had a little bit
Speaker 6: to work out.
Speaker 3: Okay, yep.
Speaker 6: But then that's the that is the standard process of
Speaker 6: a negotiation at this level is where it's one side
Speaker 6: offers a contract and a value, the other side off
Speaker 6: as a different contract and value, and you try and
Speaker 6: figure out a happy medium and where in that in
Speaker 6: that process and hopefully it's sorts of stuff out.
Speaker 4: So tell me if I'm reading this wrong. Four years?
Speaker 5: What's Battle of the Vegas this week? What's that cash
Speaker 5: thing you were given away before one or two hundred
Speaker 5: or something? Yeah, Calvin Harris, his key's great.
Speaker 2: Is there is there a sticking point.
Speaker 3: Apart from us?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Massive, I actually added that into our proposal. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there's there's a little bit.
Speaker 6: Going on between both tenure dollars and stuff like that
Speaker 6: that we're trying to work through, which is honestly no
Speaker 6: different than than previous years. But it's one of those
Speaker 6: things that where like the AFL in the end, is
Speaker 6: a business. So there's a bit that the Crows we've
Speaker 6: got to work through from their point of view, and
Speaker 6: there's a bit that we've got to try and work
Speaker 6: through from our point of view. So it's not a
Speaker 6: clear sticking point in the sense that we're like, both
Speaker 6: sides are flexible, but we're just trying to make sure
Speaker 6: that we get to both result for both.
Speaker 4: Parties unlose to your contract as a player, are you
Speaker 4: allowed Can you allow yourself to fall in love with
Speaker 4: the club or do you have to keep reminding yourself that,
Speaker 4: like you just said.
Speaker 5: It is a business.
Speaker 6: No, you definitely fall in love with the club because
Speaker 6: you go there, you live there every day basically every
Speaker 6: every single day. You're working at the same place with
Speaker 6: the same crew, playing group, coaching staff, like upstairs admin,
Speaker 6: from CEO down to marketing team, community, everyone like you.
Speaker 5: You end up falling in love.
Speaker 6: With the place, the people, the way the system operates
Speaker 6: just becomes what you do every day. So if you
Speaker 6: could pull yourself out of that and just say this
Speaker 6: is a business strictly a business for you career, You've
Speaker 6: probably quite emotionally detached, to be honest, because you fall
Speaker 6: in love with every workplace you go to, whether you're
Speaker 6: AFL or anything else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've fallen in love with Nova.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've fallen in love with Andrew. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a really look at him.
Speaker 3: Down hard. Hey Tommy, good result last night as well
Speaker 3: for a couple of teammates.
Speaker 6: Yeah, huge, huge, Obviously the Texan was was a shoeing
Speaker 6: after seventy goals and taken over every game that he
Speaker 6: played in, and then Dawes to come in first year skipper.
Speaker 6: We sort of saw it a bit last year, but
Speaker 6: he was sort of in between back line midfield, and
Speaker 6: this year he's just come in and played played the
Speaker 6: role that we wanted.
Speaker 5: For him perfectly.
Speaker 6: And it it's crazy how that that team success led
Speaker 6: to individual success for those two.
Speaker 5: And very happy for him both, very proud of them both.
Speaker 1: I mean, how good to have someone like the Texan
Speaker 1: down forward, like just someone stable, reliable that you can
Speaker 1: go to every single time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what makes the difference.
Speaker 6: You see, majority of the best teams that win it
Speaker 6: in the end always have that that forward, maybe not
Speaker 6: usually two Fords. To be honest, that that valuable in
Speaker 6: terms of not just having someone to kick to, but
Speaker 6: then they finished their work too. That's probably the biggest thing,
Speaker 6: which is one of our things that we struggled with.
Speaker 6: But he's been pretty accurate this year and if we
Speaker 6: had a few more Texans in the sense of that accuracy,
Speaker 6: we might have won a few more games ideally.
Speaker 5: But yeah, he's a huge.
Speaker 6: Part of our best twenty two and obviously he's got
Speaker 6: another year to go, so it's huge for us.
Speaker 2: We don't want to harp on it. But the behind
Speaker 2: that wasn't a behind.
Speaker 1: What was the feeling like behind closed doors when that happened.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was great and everyone was up and about.
Speaker 3: That's just footy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, it was quite funny because after the game, because
Speaker 6: I was in the race at the time and I
Speaker 6: thought it was a goal, was with Cado and we
Speaker 6: were sort of celebrating, and then we both looked up
Speaker 6: and saw that Sydney were kicking out and we're like,
Speaker 6: look the hell, that's not what happens after a goal.
Speaker 6: And then after the game there was sort of we
Speaker 6: just assumed that it had hit the point post, and
Speaker 6: then Kal threw it out in the meeting that on Twitter.
Speaker 6: According to Twitter, it had hit the goalpost, and so
Speaker 6: everyone was sort of in disbelief that it had happened,
Speaker 6: but still had thought.
Speaker 5: Well, we were just stiff with the the way that
Speaker 5: it went, not necessarily that it was actually a goal.
Speaker 6: And then as more images come out, more slow stills,
Speaker 6: all that sort of stuff, we got to a point
Speaker 6: where the frustration started to grow, but moved on pretty quickly.
Speaker 6: Obviously showed up against West Coast finished the year wel
Speaker 6: but yeah, it was. It was an interesting time because
Speaker 6: it went from being pure euphoria to just absolute heartbreak.
Speaker 4: Just annoyed me that it just rob been cause of
Speaker 4: such an unbelievable career moment. A great celebration time, Oh yes,
Speaker 4: a great celebration of the crab hey time, before I
Speaker 4: let you go, what are you watching?
Speaker 3: What's onny screens? Oh?
Speaker 5: Geeus watching much lately.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to get to see Asteroid City, the new
Speaker 6: Wes Anderson movie that's been on the list for a while,
Speaker 6: but life's getting in the way. TV show was the
Speaker 6: Bears incredible and Disney plus. I think I might have
Speaker 6: recommended that a couple of weeks ago. But that's probably
Speaker 6: the best show I've watched in the last.
Speaker 5: Year or so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's better I go for you.
Speaker 5: Nah, No, I'm a bit too far gone. There oh
Speaker 5: too many episodes?
Speaker 1: So good?
Speaker 3: Are you watching The Lakers Dynasty on Binge?
Speaker 5: The Winning Time? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Win Time?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I watched the first season not too long ago.
Speaker 5: I'm not not massive on him.
Speaker 6: Adam Kay, the director of it, the creator, the way
Speaker 6: that he I don't really vibe with the way that
Speaker 6: he creates.
Speaker 3: Well there you know.
Speaker 5: You watched it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know how it goes between like flashbacks and
Speaker 6: then the current and then the grainy footage to all
Speaker 6: that sort of stuff.
Speaker 5: Like it's just I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't feel like I can completely get locked in
Speaker 6: for his stuff.
Speaker 3: The Jordan Doca did that as well. It really jumps
Speaker 3: to him.
Speaker 5: But that's a docco yes, is a drama.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the different question.
Speaker 5: How can you not?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I get less. I've got less. Frosty
Speaker 3: response and me about his.
Speaker 6: Contract, I take I take the nervou stuff out of
Speaker 6: the contract. Now if you're here. Yes, I'm not dealing
Speaker 6: with you next year. I don't believe you just asked
Speaker 6: that question.
Speaker 4: To appreciate your time, and I suppose good luck in
Speaker 4: the next few weeks.
Speaker 5: Appreciate it, have fun.
Speaker 6: Thank you will be the first to know that, right Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: well I'll send it through.
Speaker 5: The Yes, breaking story. This is town has ever seen.
Speaker 4: This is huge, This is so too se Joes.
Speaker 1: So I feel like Adele continues to overshare on stage
Speaker 1: at her residency, don't you.
Speaker 3: Think, Yeah, which is good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's revealed her plans to have a second baby and
Speaker 1: says she's already picked out a name. So. The British singer,
Speaker 1: who shares a ten year old son Angelo with her
Speaker 1: ex husband Simon, said she and her fiance Rich Paul
Speaker 1: planned to have a baby together very soon.
Speaker 2: I just found out that I'm having a girl likely
Speaker 2: and my husband and I cannot, for the life of
Speaker 2: us to figure out what name we want.
Speaker 3: Me too.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm very I really want to be and I'm
Speaker 4: again to see I've actually been writing this every time
Speaker 4: I CNA and.
Speaker 3: I like I write it down in my phone.
Speaker 2: That's nice, Yeah, I mean it's nice.
Speaker 1: Is that putting a little bit of pressure on yourself
Speaker 1: by saying I want to have a second baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you can. You're allowed to want anything, don't you.
Speaker 1: Yes, so try mate, And I don't want to put
Speaker 1: you on the spot, but you're expecting your third child
Speaker 1: very soon.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 4: First name is going to be Tom yep or do
Speaker 4: day Okay?
Speaker 2: Nice? Very original too.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I can tell you we want
Speaker 4: to see? I don't think we've even got a short
Speaker 4: list of three.
Speaker 2: Or four, you said to me the other day. We
Speaker 2: haven't even discussed it.
Speaker 4: We've discussed a couple of times, but every time it's like,
Speaker 4: because you've always got you've got your first one for
Speaker 4: your first time. I suppose you've always got a boy's
Speaker 4: name and a girl's name. Yeah, and now we've got
Speaker 4: a boy and a girl. Yeah, So it's like, well,
Speaker 4: we didn't really have a second boy's name.
Speaker 1: So I think with Harper, what we did is we
Speaker 1: put two names and we put it in Payton's fish
Speaker 1: like that closed fish, and we chose like which one.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's something we weren't invested. We didn't really find.
Speaker 1: Well by the time you get to your fourth like whatever, yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking of kids. Nick Cannon's brother Gabriel Canon, has admitted
Speaker 1: that he cannot all twelve of his famous brothers kids.
Speaker 1: He said, I'm just a young girl. It's easy. They're
Speaker 1: all on the internet. Doesn't matter. So nicks father twelve
Speaker 1: kids with six different women. Yeah, and he apparently accidentally
Speaker 1: forgot to mention his daughter Onyx when naming all of
Speaker 1: his children during an interview on The Howard stan Show.
Speaker 4: That's a good effort as well, rattling off twelve names,
Speaker 4: even if they are your own flesh and blood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, question, without notice? Can you name all four
Speaker 1: of my children?
Speaker 2: Could you?
Speaker 4: Yes, you've got Peyton, you got Summer, Yep, you've got Summer, Taylor, Taylor.
Speaker 2: I'm missing one, don't Yeah, the youngest. It starts with
Speaker 2: h harber yees.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Thomas really stresses.
Speaker 1: And I have to say, you have had your wisdom
Speaker 1: teeth out, so you've had a couple of patterning for
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's what's that's the excuse.
Speaker 2: Just not that you're not invested in my kids.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm invested. I just got to terrible remembory, that's all.
Speaker 2: No, that's fine.
Speaker 1: So David Attenborough is set to return to our screens
Speaker 1: this autumn to host a third season of the BBC
Speaker 1: favorite Planet Earth.
Speaker 2: He's ninety seven. Can you believe that?
Speaker 3: Dave Amber as well?
Speaker 4: As long as he can speak, then he will steel
Speaker 4: at the top of his game.
Speaker 2: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: BBC bosses are thrilled to see the broadcast and remain
Speaker 1: with a hit show for another season.
Speaker 3: Long Livedinburgh, that's what we say before.
Speaker 2: We said that in this show.
Speaker 1: And also Missy Higgins is set to perform at the
Speaker 1: opening match of the afl W this weekend.
Speaker 3: That's nice, that's good. Love to Missy Higgins show No anxime.
Speaker 4: It is the Battle of the Bangers, reveal two co
Speaker 4: workers who are such fierce competitives in this space.
Speaker 1: It really brings me undone sometimes things so competitive, particularly
Speaker 1: like because my favorite thing in the world is to
Speaker 1: beat you and when it doesn't happen, no, it's just yeah,
Speaker 1: I unravel. It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3: But you based the mood of your whole week sometimes
Speaker 3: on the contest.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but I'm very confident this week with my
Speaker 1: song because you might find on your little buttons there
Speaker 1: that earlier in the week we played songs a song
Speaker 1: song song, Sure, that didn't go my way, but what
Speaker 1: I like to do is turn a negative into a positive.
Speaker 1: So this was my answer to one of the songs
Speaker 1: during the week, Go cold Play.
Speaker 2: La LaVeta Live.
Speaker 3: I see what you've done here. You really turned what
Speaker 3: was somewhat of a negative experience positive.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, I was trying to say Viva Lebida by Coldplay.
Speaker 2: However I said live in Leveta, which is a banging
Speaker 2: Ricky Martin song. So that is my product for this
Speaker 2: week's good Like is it won my hip shot?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why are your shoulders doing that? We assume me things?
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's overtaking you?
Speaker 3: Is it cold here? Am I having a stroke? What's happening?
Speaker 3: Jerky movements? Oh stop at Ricky? Okay?
Speaker 4: How strong over strong song? And thought, you know what,
Speaker 4: it's time. It's been hanging on to this for weeks
Speaker 4: and weeks. I think you know it's it isn't.
Speaker 7: Bag?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just to paint a picture as well.
Speaker 4: Every Body, and I mean everybody including news reader Abbitt
Speaker 4: is just going off their face right now.
Speaker 1: So this is really unfair because you know that that's
Speaker 1: our team song, right so you know that everyone in
Speaker 1: our team is going to get around it.
Speaker 4: Well, I've got at least five votes. Then that's good.
Speaker 4: An Angel by Hinder, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Soak it up. Let this just soak into your bloodstream.
Speaker 4: You're ready.
Speaker 3: Pretty good, isn't it.
Speaker 1: You might as well have won because you've just played
Speaker 1: the whole song.
Speaker 3: You may we can give Ricky go Hey, Ricky movements
Speaker 3: about unbelievable stuff. All right, two songs.
Speaker 4: You've got Ricky Martin Live in Leveda or you've got
Speaker 4: Hinder Lips of an Angel.
Speaker 1: All you have to do is jump on the Jody
Speaker 1: and Hazy Instagram page.
Speaker 2: As your vote.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: It sits an eight apiece at the moment.
Speaker 1: All right. So this is this I'm I don't want
Speaker 1: to undersell it, but this means a lot to me.
Speaker 4: I don't don't try and go down the sympathy path.
Speaker 4: You've done it before, where you've basically threatened to be
Speaker 4: a bad mother unless people vote for your saying.
Speaker 3: This is on you, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be My daughter's definitely not a threat. That
Speaker 1: is what happens every day. All right.
Speaker 4: Make sure you get voting and jump on Jody and Hazy,
Speaker 4: and then we're gonna reveal the winning song tomorrow morning
Speaker 4: at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love you, I love you Dad, I love
Speaker 2: you Dad.
Speaker 3: Just around the corner happening on Sunday.
Speaker 4: We thought, why not celebrate it with a bad dad joke?
Speaker 1: On?
Speaker 6: I know?
Speaker 2: How good's a bad joke? Does that make sense?
Speaker 4: How good's a bad dad joke? Specifically a dad joke?
Speaker 4: Because the worst it is the better? If that even
Speaker 4: makes sense?
Speaker 7: I know?
Speaker 1: And every caller that gets through will win a family
Speaker 1: pastor ball or cinemas include drink, some popcorn.
Speaker 2: And a Milkman grooming copack for Dad.
Speaker 3: How good good stuff from the Milk and Groom car.
Speaker 4: They can deliver a fresh U visit Milkman Australia dot
Speaker 4: Com building app to the big giveaway tomorrow Yes, five
Speaker 4: hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Experience for mismatch brewings.
Speaker 2: So good. Let's go to Lily. Good morning, Hi, Hi Lily?
Speaker 2: How old are you nine?
Speaker 4: Nine?
Speaker 1: Okay, you are at nine? You're well qualified to deliver
Speaker 1: a dad joke? Go for it.
Speaker 2: So, how do you fix the crack pumpkin? How do
Speaker 2: you fix a crack pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Speaker 1: Well done, Lily.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Alexia from Clemsy, Hey Alexia, Hello, hi Alexia, watch your
Speaker 1: dad joke.
Speaker 2: What walks into a bar and the bar and just
Speaker 2: says why is that? Your love? Say thank you for.
Speaker 3: Very well done man.
Speaker 2: Good job Alexia. Gracie from Awson Lakes, Good morning. Hi, Hi, Okay.
Speaker 4: Hey Grace, you did before we get stuck into this?
Speaker 4: Is is this a joke dedicated to anyone in particular?
Speaker 2: News reader Abbey? Oh okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 1: What do you call a newsreader with a broken microphone?
Speaker 2: What do you call a newsreader with a broken microphone?
Speaker 1: Breaking you?
Speaker 3: That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2: Absolutely brilliant, Gracey. Good job you.
Speaker 1: Oh you've all won a family pastor Wallace Cinemas and
Speaker 1: a Milkman grooming copak for dad and you're all in
Speaker 1: the running for an unforgettable experience at Missmatch Brewing worth
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: I love jokes, particularly delivered by some of the kids
Speaker 4: this week have just been absolutely sensational.
Speaker 3: Leak grand price tomorrow, looking forward to it?
Speaker 2: Love that for us?
Speaker 1: Why is it that the worst jokes like you you
Speaker 1: celebrate them for this but when I do a bad
Speaker 1: one on a Monday, I get boot out the.
Speaker 2: Studio because I can tell you that Abby, they are children.
Speaker 2: I am also a child.
Speaker 3: How many times do we have to do as well?
Speaker 3: It's all about delivery.
Speaker 2: You could learn something from these kids. Yeah, I just did.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you tell me you built a time machine on
Speaker 4: this daisy.
Speaker 3: She's got a ticket to ride.
Speaker 4: The knowledge will express for on this day. Let's take
Speaker 4: a little trip and just pump that brain up full
Speaker 4: of some fun facts.
Speaker 3: Nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 4: On this day, Thursday, the thirty first of August, Hurricane Carol,
Speaker 4: which hit Rhode Island, became the first storm to be
Speaker 4: given a name.
Speaker 7: Watching the hurricane unfold, and I suddenly saw this wall
Speaker 7: of water raise up, and I called for my mother
Speaker 7: and I said, Mom, look there's a wave coming. And
Speaker 7: as we watched, the wave reached the dunes.
Speaker 4: You tell me why the first name that you'd go
Speaker 4: to in the entire language, every single language out there,
Speaker 4: you go with is Carrol, because all Carol's bitches.
Speaker 3: No, that's that's not correct at all. Some gorgeous I.
Speaker 1: Was joking about that. My best friend's mum's name is Carrol.
Speaker 1: All Carols are lovely is what I meant to say.
Speaker 4: Think straight away, Hams Hartland, Adam Hartlkay, beautiful.
Speaker 3: Moum's name is Carol.
Speaker 2: I'm not having you go. I'm not having missus Harlott.
Speaker 2: It was it sounds like it was a joke, mate, Carol.
Speaker 2: Sorry amish.
Speaker 4: Two thousand and two, Michael Jackson gave a speech of
Speaker 4: thanks regarding the artists of the Millennium Award, which didn't exist.
Speaker 4: Jackson misinterpreted Britney Spears introduction. She was only announcing his
Speaker 4: birthday and the cake was brought out to celebrate his
Speaker 4: When someone says happy birthday, he's a cake. You misinterpreting.
Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, first of all, I just like to
Speaker 4: thank you all my fans. Yeah, everyone involved in the
Speaker 4: music industry. I'd like to thank the Lord or my
Speaker 4: you know those types of everyone's like, it's just your birthday.
Speaker 2: Mate, he's sexuled down for God's sake.
Speaker 3: Well, let's be honest. I mean, Michael Jackson, was is
Speaker 3: it fair to say a little bit strange?
Speaker 2: Oh, here's unusual, a little bit fresh.
Speaker 3: No, that's a lie. He was completely strange.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right.
Speaker 4: Number one song in August thirty first in twenty seventeen,
Speaker 4: feel it still by Portugal the Man, great song. I'm
Speaker 4: still waiting for some more bangers from Portugal the Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also I would have loved to have been
Speaker 1: in this brainstorming session. We're like, what should we call ourselves?
Speaker 2: Portugal is nice?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're from asked Portugal. We've got a man or
Speaker 3: a woman. Man.
Speaker 4: There you go, bang Portugal the Man We are. The
Speaker 4: Battle of the Bang is two very different songs, two
Speaker 4: good tunes.
Speaker 3: Though this is Jodie's I Am Ricky Martin, Yep, go off,
Speaker 3: Ricky can't go past that. It is the cereal hipshaker,
Speaker 3: isn't it? Isn't that what mation of Ricky Martin and
Speaker 3: she'd here out of baby, Oh my god, oh my god, child.
Speaker 2: Would pop out, just shimming.
Speaker 3: Hip movement to be out of control, Wouldn't it? All right?
Speaker 3: That's a good song. I'm not going down a very
Speaker 3: different path.
Speaker 4: One of the all time great one hit Wonders.
Speaker 3: But it's the theme song for this show. It is,
Speaker 3: and perhaps this network.
Speaker 1: I feel like these are dirty tactics by pulling out
Speaker 1: the song that we.
Speaker 2: All know and love.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, well, I just feel.
Speaker 1: Like you're going to get at least five votes from
Speaker 1: the team.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just wonder if Ricky gets over the line as well.
Speaker 4: Just how disappointed the entire team is going to be in.
Speaker 2: You don't play that card. That's exactly what you want.
Speaker 3: I know it's not there, but what.
Speaker 2: It is, it's eight. All things have tightened up. So
Speaker 2: what does Hazy do?
Speaker 1: Out?
Speaker 2: A bit of Hindu right to the top.
Speaker 4: Let's tell you what this backfires? Boy, Try it again
Speaker 4: next week, see what happens. Okay, get voting out, Jody
Speaker 4: and Hazy, and we're going to reveal the winning song
Speaker 4: that first thing tomorrow morning at eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and make sure you listen throughout the day today
Speaker 1: because Maddie and DC have all your free show.
Speaker 2: Tickets all right.
Speaker 3: Enjoy Thursday friends, catch it bright and early tomorrow.
Speaker 2: You byee.