WEBVTT - A SNAKE in the Bedroom?! & The Most Bizarre Adoption Case EVER! - #266 0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:04.800 Welcome to person number one podcast. You're listening to The 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:06.200 Jamo and Dylan Show. 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:08.959 Yeah, yeah, we're on the way that Dance Bra little 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:10.280 Man Trip with before. 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:13.000 Celeb goodday, guys, and welcome back to another episode of 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:15.080 The Jammo and Dylan Show. We hope you were having 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:18.760 a lovely day. We've kickstarted the day early in the morning. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.680 Deal's got to work today. But it's the only time 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:23.720 we could squeeze this in. It's old school is old. 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:24.880 This makes me feel young again. 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:27.319 We used to film early maybe when we did it 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:30.760 on Wednesdays back in the day and Fridays too, But 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:33.120 it's good. It is feel fresh, it's good weather at 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:35.600 the moment. It's a Friday as well, and it's nice. Yeah, 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:36.919 it's a good way to end the week. 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:38.960 It is now. Obviously, I don't want to talk too 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:42.120 much about footy because it's been a disaster for the 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:45.400 AFL obviously with the cyclone. We hope everyone's safe up 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:46.080 in Queensland. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:48.680 It's ruined the vibe I think of opening around a 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:51.519 little bit. It's not as exciting, like I should be 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:54.640 way more pumped for the first game of the AFL 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:55.600 season than I am. 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:59.080 But you know. I'm still happy, especially because we've seen, 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:03.360 you know, the rivals the other code the Rugby League 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:06.600 go to Las Vegas for their opening smash and smash it, 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:11.080 so yeah, good on them. Unfortunate for the AFL, but yeah, 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:14.560 like I said, I hope everyone is doing well. In Queensland. 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:18.200 We're recording Friday morning. It's nine o five am. It 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.959 feels like a breakfast radio show, but breakfast radio is 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:23.480 like five six as they get up way too early. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:24.960 Bro drive to work type. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:28.040 Those morning hosts on the TV too, getting number three 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:29.040 come on, yuck. 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:32.039 But yeah, opening a round tonight should be good. Yeah, 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:34.720 big game Sydney Hawks. I hope it's just not a 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.120 blowout and it's nice and close and it's a fun time. 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:40.600 I think Sydney's raining to today so oh true? Yeah 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:45.400 weather footy Yeah anyway, Yes, our weeks. How's the week been? Deal? 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:46.680 It's been pretty good. 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.080 Obviously, we release a protty c EP, so go check 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:52.640 that out if you haven't great episode, high quality. 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:54.680 You don't know who protty See is. We've talked about 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:56.920 him a fair bit on the show, but if you're new, yeah, 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:01.200 he is a producer at the Fellows Studios. The fellow 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:05.200 studios is caw Freezy and The Burnt Chip in the UK. 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.919 They're one of the biggest podcast studios in the world. 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:11.560 And yeah, very impressive setup they have there and Protty 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.800 is a valued team member there. He hopped on. Finally 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:17.960 got the episode out. It's been about six months probably 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:21.080 over now, but it's out and it is in the 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:23.000 hands of you guys, so enjoy it. 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:26.200 But no, it's been a good, good busy week. On Saturday, 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:29.320 me and Kylie stated at a hotel in the city 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.000 for fun. Intercontinental. 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.960 Oh yes it was. It was quite nice, actually good 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:37.840 location and we had fun first time there, first time 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:41.280 staying there. Yeah, so that was price range wise, like 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:45.280 I think the room was about three fifty Okay, so. 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:47.799 It's a bit more expensive than a norm your mid 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:49.080 toime Yeah yeah, yeah. 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:52.520 But not the not your Ritz Carlton levels. And what 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:54.880 was your I like the review? 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:59.400 Out of ten those, I'll say the the Intercontinental, I'll 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:00.920 give it a eight. 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:05.520 Three. Service was really good. Location was nice. 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:07.720 You know, it didn't have a pool or anything, so 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:11.240 you could take a point away for facilities. But staff 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:14.959 was good. You know, they give you a wine on entry, 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:18.240 which is nice. So yeah, happy with that. I expect 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:21.880 that after three exactly bucks. And then obviously we played 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:24.520 a bit of paddle. We played Sunday the lads. We 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:29.280 played on Wednesday with Rog, Carlien Grace, So you know, 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:31.919 I'm happy to be getting more involved with the sport. 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.400 Paddles of my life. Yeah, paddle is life. But yeah, 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.840 it's been good. How's your week? Yeah? Good, Like you said, 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:39.920 lots of paddle. So Sunday with the lads it was good. 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.360 We had seven, so we're just rotating in and out. 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:45.960 It was fun. Like we've said to you guys before, 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.360 our friendship groups kind of a bit different to the 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:51.520 one that rogs in. So he didn't get the invite 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:54.040 and he wasn't very happy. But we played late at 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:55.920 night and I didn't think he'd become He would have 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:57.640 been fussed, and he was acting like he would have 0:03:58.160 --> 0:03:59.720 a public holiday public holiday. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.720 Has been invited to things before with us, like where 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:04.840 he still knows them, he's friends with them, just not 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:05.640 in the same group. 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:09.120 Yeah, he just hasn't come before indeed. And then yeah, 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:11.119 like you said, we played with the girls and Rog 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:14.000 and that was good fun. The girl's first time and 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:17.800 it showed. Yeah, it was very hard to teach them. 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:21.120 At the start, it was yeah, yeah, the concept of 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:23.880 dropping a ball for both of the girls and just 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:26.320 slowly hitting it to someone on the other side was 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:30.920 very difficult to comprehend, which was shocking, Yeah, and quite frustrating. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:32.440 But the girl's got the hang of it by the 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:35.160 end and it was good fun. Enjoyed our time there. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:37.720 Shout out West Coast Paddle in dow kep. We got 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:39.920 to play a bit with the owner as well, which 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:43.160 was good. Yeah. Nick, great bloke, Golden Triangle add great 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:48.240 bloke though good skills, Yes, definitely talking about skills, mate. 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:51.680 So I was in my room sometime last week because 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:53.640 obviously we haven't spoken to you guys in a while 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:55.920 because of the yeah pretty see yeah, pretty see it. 0:04:57.080 --> 0:05:00.120 And basically I was in my room and then I 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:01.800 went to go and have a shower. So I'm having 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:05.680 a shower in the morning and Grace calls me and 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:07.680 she was over at my house and it's only like, 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:11.839 I don't know, ten second walk to the bathroom. I'm thinking, 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:15.760 why are you ringing me If it's a ten second walk, 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:19.640 pick up the phone. I'm just got out of the 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:23.600 shower and Grace goes, there's a snake in your room. 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:27.320 I'm like, come on, come on, it's a worm, mate, 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.960 it's a worm. Walk into the room. I've got like 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:33.200 a washing basket in my room. I pulled that out, 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:36.160 and God forbid, there is a snake in my room. 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:39.560 Jump a bit, yeah, a little bit. I guess you 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.840 were expecting it, yeah, you know. And then I got 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.640 Dad involved because he's a snake handler around the house, 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:49.120 and he got a like a pool cleaning what do 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.800 you call it, catch up? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, a 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:56.719 nets and then he did the job of getting it 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:58.920 out of the room. But it was a baby snake, 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:03.719 baby du guy, still venomous. Does this happened often? No? No, No, 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:05.880 first time a snake has ever been in this house 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:10.000 that we've known of. So I've lived here ever since 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:12.560 I was a baby, I said a few episodes back, 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.800 even in the Protea episode, I think I said, I've 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:19.160 seen about seven snakes around the house in my entire time. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:23.280 Added to the list, and that one was the scariest 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.599 because it was in the room a bit too close 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.679 to home. So we looked around to try and find 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.080 how did it get in? Now, obviously it's small. There's 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:33.000 little nooks and crannies and crevices and stuff that it 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:36.120 can get through, and we're looking at plugging those up 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:40.000 so it doesn't happen again. But Dad disposed of it, 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:44.520 no killing of it, but took it away. And yeah, 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:46.520 I just want to talk about this as well. It's 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:50.479 quite sad, but i'll I'll just brush over it. Grace 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:53.320 and I we went for a little late night spudshed 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.720 run a couple of nights ago. And which one did 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:59.719 you go to? Ten minutes drive anyway, we go down 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:03.680 there and then as we come back, I see a 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:06.880 kangaroo on the road. Now, this happens a lot, right, 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:09.800 it does you and I've seen a few. We've seen 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.360 kangaroos pass away. Very sad, but it happens. It's just 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:16.240 a way of life around here, and it's nature. It happens. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:20.400 It does. It's unfortunate kangaroos. I've said this before. As 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.960 much as I love them, they are dumb animals. And 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:26.040 they do jump in front of cars quite often. It's 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:28.440 they always they almost find it like a game. 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:31.520 Yep, right, yep, and they usually lose against the car unfortunately, 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:32.720 but they do put in an effort. 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:36.040 They fuck some cars up. So firstly, when we were leaving, 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:37.800 so you just no down on the end of the 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.720 road on that corner, there's quite a lot sometimes, And 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:44.040 as we were leaving, I saw one on the side 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:46.720 of the road, quite small, and it was alive, and 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:49.600 I was thinking, I'll just keep that in mind because 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:51.800 it might jump out in front when I come back. Right, 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:56.640 we come back only about twenty minutes later, I drive 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.240 down and I see kangaroo on the road standing over 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.679 a small garoo that has been struck by a car. Okay, 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.640 I think that small one that got struck was the 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:09.480 one that I looked at as we drove past and said, 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.679 you know what, that might jump out and then gone. 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:14.080 And then it was on the floor. My dad's looking 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:16.160 over it. I think it was the mum and it was. 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:22.040 It was incredibly sad. Wind down the window and it 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:25.800 was still alive, but it was dying. Oh no, And 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:29.480 the noise that it was making was horrific. It was 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:33.560 crying out for help in kangaroo voice. Screek. I can 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:38.360 imagine it. It's screeching and it's passing away so instantly, 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:40.680 like there's a wildlife place up the road. It's ten 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.920 pm though, so they're not there, yep. So Grace and 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:46.920 I are trying to go into Steve Irwin action mode 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:50.480 to try and keep this thing alive, because although it 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.520 might seem like there's not much to do, we thought 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:56.959 maybe there's something we can do. So we get out 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.880 of the car. We walked down there, and the mother 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:03.600 kangaroo is obviously going to be quite defensive because it's 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:05.880 you know, and I googled it and it said like, 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:09.800 don't approach them, like don't get too close because the 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:12.640 mother will act out. Okay, even the injured kangaroo will 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:15.400 act out because it's so scared and frightened. Right, So 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.640 all of this happened, Grace has called about three or 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:22.800 four hot lines and after hours hot lines, and no 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:26.559 one's picking up, not one call, not not one answer anyway, 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:30.319 So there was a couple of numbers that said twenty 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:33.360 four hour Wildlife Rescue Perth or something like that, because 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.400 I'm thinking, if you're a wildlife person who loves nature, 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:39.679 you're on gloves animals, you're on call, and you would 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:43.040 want to save the life of a young kangaroo. 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:46.000 Particularly if you're advertised as an after hours. 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:49.240 You know where the go to people exact demnte. So 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:52.200 we have called these numbers. Grace has done that while 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:56.400 I'm looking around for things, and unfortunately no one picked up. 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:59.800 So what option are we left with? Leave or put 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:01.880 it out out of its misery? Yeah, so I went 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:05.959 up there with a brickner. So the poor thing did 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:09.000 pass away, yea, And then took a couple of days 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:13.160 to remove it. But yeah, it was only I would say, 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:16.000 about one year old. Yeah, it's a life cut short man, 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:20.760 life cut, very short, very unfortunate. But those noises are 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:23.080 ingrained in our brains for the rest of our life, 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:26.040 and we think we should have been able to do more. 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.200 What can you do? Exactly what can you do? It 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:29.959 was in the middle of the road, in the middle 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:32.160 of the night, in the middle of the night, and 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:36.320 the people who you depend on were not answering. And 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:38.640 how about the time when I ran up there after 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:42.640 we saw the kangaroo basically Dlan and I came back. Yeah, yeah, 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:45.800 kangaroo did a corkscrew. It caught its legs on a face, 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:49.160 cracked its neck, was dying on the floor. They were 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:51.920 having lunch. They were having lunch. I said look, there's 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.240 a kangaroo that's dying. It's still alive, but it is 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:58.240 like struggling. And they said, yeah, we'll just finish lunch 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.560 and we'll come down in a bit, all right. Came 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:03.920 down thirty minutes later. Poor things dead. So cheers lads. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.880 So we just think that the twenty four hour service. Yeah, 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.840 where's the triple zero for the kangaroos. But it was 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:14.839 honestly pathetic. You don't promote something that you can't to 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:17.760 say we close at ten exactly. You know, we get 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:22.679 it in the morning. Anyway, sad whatever it is. Been 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.880 in some talks to head over to Melbourne on like 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:29.480 a little cheeky solo trip. Maybe Grace will come. It 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:32.880 depends on timing and stuff like that, but I'm going 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:36.040 to go over there because obviously we have some friends 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:38.560 over there that also do content. You know, we got Drewsey, 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:41.400 We've got Will Taylor, we've got Caden McDonald's's having a 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.800 lot of fun over there at teams is and he's 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:46.760 playing for a footy team called the Wattle Park Animals, right, 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:50.160 and it's like a low grade of footy, but they 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:53.160 have fun. They all have their mates playing together. Yes, 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:56.600 it looks awesome. It created a nice club and a 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:58.840 lot of them are content creators. So a lot of people, 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:02.120 you know, they've logging game day, They've got all their stats, 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:04.360 every game gets recorded. It just looks like a fun 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:07.560 thing to be a part of. I wanted to go 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:10.160 on a footy trip, as in, go and watch some 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:13.440 games over there. And what better time of the year 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.920 than during footy season, and what better people than ones 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.240 who are involved in it. So at some point this year, 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.120 I'll head over there and I'm gonna hopefully have a 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:24.120 one off game for the Wattle Park Animal, get a 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.680 one game contract, one game contract, and I'm hoping to 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.440 fit in the training session too. Like let's say I 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:31.440 go over there on a Thursday morning, You're gonna try 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.600 and catch a Freo game too or something. Yeah. Maybe, 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:36.240 But in that like middle part of the year, there's 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:39.840 a gap of Frio games. It's like we have the 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:42.320 game that North sold to us over here, which would 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:45.200 have been over there. So we've got so many games 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:51.280 over here or Queensland games, heaps of them aren't in 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:54.960 Melbourne or Victoria. So that is what it is. 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:55.080 Like. 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:57.600 I don't I'm not desperate to go and watch Frio 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:00.520 over there to watch a game or just like a 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:03.280 monster game. I'm talking like an eighty ninety thousand at 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:06.200 the g because I've never experienced that during the middle 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:10.199 of the year. But I also I'm gonna I've asked Checkers, 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:14.280 who's the coach, the captain coach of the Waterle Park animals, 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:17.200 firstly for the all clear to come over. Ticked it 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.800 off beautiful and then I'm just waiting on the fixtures. 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:22.360 They said it will be two or three weeks until 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:24.440 they have all the fixtures and I can plan it 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:24.920 around that. 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:27.199 Got some big games in June. You've got a cult 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:28.760 nessendon Sunday at night. 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:32.439 You've got to Also, I don't want to play footy 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.360 if it's cold and rainy though, yeah, fair so I'm 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:38.720 trying to think weather wise. I'm gonna do my best, 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.000 but you can't tell. In Melbourne. You never know, mate, 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:43.280 you never know. It might be nice and clear morning 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:46.320 and an awful afternoon. But yeah, I'm looking forward to, 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:49.960 you know, hopefully playing a game and they can put 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.559 me wherever they want. If I had a preference, where 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:55.560 do you think I would pick to play? Considering my 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:59.719 current physical condition? As in not I feel like you 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:02.280 would all things. 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:07.760 Okay, yes, you know in the midfield somewhere potentially no 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.280 injury fitness was there. 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:12.160 Because I've made my mind up. I'm not going to 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:16.320 be forward pockets, try and guess ford pocket, snag a 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:20.160 few half back flank, half back flag. Yeah. So I 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:23.880 had a free rain exactly, and that's I look, I 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:26.680 want to be bruised free yeah yeah, yeah, So I'm 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:28.960 thinking like one of those half back flank because like 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:32.400 a distributor like or something. Yeah, and so like you 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:35.680 can find me. I'm just going to float into gaps. Yeah, 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:40.440 and then I'll hit people. My My fitness condition isn't high, 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:41.840 but I know a lot of the boys in the 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.160 team it's not yep. So I think I'll fit in 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:49.680 my distribution, whether it's handball or kick. I back myself 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:54.840 a lot, yep, never really played forward. I do think 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:56.920 I could do it for sure. I think I could 0:14:56.960 --> 0:14:59.280 kick a few. But you want more of the ball. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:01.640 I want to have, you know, twenty touches or something, 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:06.360 old pocket, you're getting ten. Yeah, I just want like 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:10.000 hands on the footy and just please don't get injured. 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.280 Everyone will be praying for that by everyone, I just 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:15.560 mean my immediate family, Grace and myself and maybe some 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:17.680 of you boys. But I just don't want to get 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:20.160 injured because you know, I lasted two games the last 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:23.680 time to make my comeback. So just a bit a 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:26.880 bit more bruice free footy. Yeah, yeah, Bruce free footy. 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.840 I like it, and it will be recorded that game. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.320 So do their games look rough usually or is it 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:35.120 some reliance? But I would say more relaxed, just because 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:39.040 of the physical condition of players and the division it's in. Yep, 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.520 but there are some good players who drop down to 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:46.400 play that. Okay, so you never know. But that's something 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:49.080 I'm looking to plan a little Melbourne trip and it 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:52.440 will probably just be like a five six days yeah, yeah, 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:55.680 get a few games in. Yeah, just like go over there. 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:57.760 Like my plan is go over there on like a 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:02.440 Wednesday Thursday train with the lads, get to know them. Yeah, 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:05.240 have a couple of fee in chemistry. Maybe go to 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:08.000 like a Friday night game and a Saturday night game, 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:11.280 play the game on I believe it's a Saturday morning. Yeah, 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:15.240 and then I'll come back on Monday of the weekend. Yeah, 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.880 just enjoy it. So that would be good fun. Also 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:23.800 an update on skydiving. I have confirmed the person I'm 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.960 doing it with, and there may be one other as well. Yeah, 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:32.320 the other one is one of my old work mates. Yep. 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:38.400 So Jacob had like a I'm leaving work party, Like 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:40.440 I'm leaving the work party. I want to see everyone, 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:44.920 get everyone together, past and current, right, So we went 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:49.200 to the Camfield on Saturday night and great time. You know, 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:53.120 I got to see everyone, enjoy my time, see all 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:55.160 the people that I haven't seen in quite some time. 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:58.240 So it was very enjoyable. And I brought that up 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:02.280 with him the sky diving and yeah, he seems pretty keen, 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:05.240 and he's keen, so we'll try and get him involved 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:09.800 as well, because then i'll have General, my boy. It's 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:12.399 going to be his twenty first birthday, hopefully thing to 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.520 do on the birthday. Yeah, he just needs to get 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:16.800 it ticked off by work and if he gets the 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:19.879 day off, it'll be me General and Jacob. Nice has 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:22.600 Jacob done him before? Jay never, but it's something that 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:25.720 he would like to do. That would be good. A 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.120 little group of three because I think the max is four, 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:30.879 so if you get three, it's rare. Someone else is 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:31.560 going to join. 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:33.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a oh yeah, because then 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:34.920 they have to be solo. 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:37.360 Yeah, you just don't really want to do that. That's 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:39.080 the whole point as to why I wanted to get 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:40.520 other people to do it, is I don't want to 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:43.320 go and do it purely by myself. Yeah, yep, that's 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:47.400 to do it, hopefully with our boy Genro, who's actually 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:49.280 sent heaps into the show. Yeah, he's been a long 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:55.320 time listener his twenty first birthday and for my long 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:59.800 awaited eight eighteen I think it was eighteen. It's like 0:17:59.800 --> 0:18:03.159 a seven year old present year eight bro. But at 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:05.760 least are still valid that will be getting books within 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:08.720 the week, So fingers crossed. I'll have an update for 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:10.280 you next episode. 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:14.680 But yeah, now, this was sent in, okay by a fan. 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:18.440 All Right, we asked for, you know, some conspiracy theories, 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:20.920 some stories, something interesting to talk about. 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.800 It just sent in on Instagram on Instagram, but deep in. 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:28.880 Our requests and he says, look up the Natalia Grace situation, right, 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:32.000 one of the weirdest and most controversial adoption cases ever. 0:18:32.920 --> 0:18:37.000 Apparently there's a Netflix about it as well. Now, Natalia 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:40.639 Grace Barnett is a Ukrainian born girl who was adopted 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:45.480 by an Indiana couple, Michael and Christine Barnett in twenty ten. 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:48.680 They thought they were adopting a six year old girl 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:55.600 with a rare form of Dwarfism called spondiphileesal dysplasia all right, 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:59.560 which affects bone growth and makes her appear much younger 0:18:59.600 --> 0:19:03.359 than she is. A few years into the adoption, the 0:19:03.400 --> 0:19:07.080 Barnets started claiming that Natalia wasn't actually a child, but 0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:09.959 an adult pretending to be one. They accused her of 0:19:09.960 --> 0:19:12.679 being a sociopath who threatened to kill them, tried to 0:19:12.720 --> 0:19:15.159 poison Christine, and even stood over them at night with 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:19.640 a knife. According to them, doctors and dental tests indicate 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:22.160 that Natalie was actually a grown woman in her lateeens 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:26.280 or early twenties. In twenty twelve, the Barnets went to 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:29.560 court and successfully had her legal birth year change from 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:32.959 two thousand and three to nineteen eighty nine, making her 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:36.040 legally an adult. Then, in twenty thirteen, they moved to 0:19:36.119 --> 0:19:40.280 Canada and left Natalia behind in an apartment in Indiana. 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:41.440 With no support. That's crazy. 0:19:41.480 --> 0:19:44.600 They were later charged with neglect, but were eventually acquitted 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:48.800 In twenty twenty three Natalia side of the story. Natalia 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:51.480 has denied everything the Barnet said. She insists she was 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:53.480 a child when she was adopted and that she never 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:56.359 tried to harm them. Other families who later took her 0:19:56.400 --> 0:19:58.199 in have backed her up, saying she acts like a 0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:01.760 normal person with no violent tens diencies. This is still 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:04.520 up for debate. Some medical reports suggested she was a 0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:07.120 child when she was adopted, while others indicated she could 0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:10.680 be much older, But because the Barnets legally changed her age, 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:13.199 she was left in a bizarre legal limbo. She was 0:20:13.280 --> 0:20:16.000 essentially treated as an adult, regardless of what her real 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:16.679 age might be. 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:19.239 I don't know who to trust. I don't know who 0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:22.480 to trust. Brow that's just weird. If she's a kid, 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:25.720 can you trust a kid? Can you trust? Look, there's 0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:28.479