1 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:08,190 Speaker 1: This is Browny's Podcast. 2 00:00:08,190 --> 00:00:10,230 Browny: Welcome to Browny's Podcast and look at this son of a bitch 3 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:12,660 Browny: to my left. He is back with us. Dog. 4 00:00:12,869 --> 00:00:15,630 Dog: Great to be back, boys. Had a really fun time 5 00:00:15,630 --> 00:00:21,060 Dog: down in Hobart. Glen Boss has ridden 96 Group Ones. 6 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:23,670 Dog: He has ridden some of the best horses in this 7 00:00:23,670 --> 00:00:27,000 Dog: world. Obviously, Makybe Diva being one of them. But he 8 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,340 Dog: got on my back on Sunday in the mounting yard 9 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:31,980 Dog: in Hobart and rode me. And he reckons he has 10 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:33,360 Dog: never ridden a better legend. 11 00:00:33,810 --> 00:00:38,820 Deano?: Is that right? Bear in mind, three- time winner on Makybe Diva in a 12 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,940 Deano?: Melbourne Cup as well. Isn't he a lovely man? Played 13 00:00:41,940 --> 00:00:45,391 Deano?: golf with him a couple times. 14 00:00:45,391 --> 00:00:45,392 Dog: He is. 15 00:00:45,392 --> 00:00:46,260 Browny: What exactly were you doing? Because you were with him and Lawrence Mooney? 16 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:48,570 Dog: Well, I know some of you in this studio know 17 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:52,921 Dog: Lawrence Mooney. He is hilarious. 18 00:00:52,921 --> 00:00:52,922 Browny: I love that. 19 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:52,922 Dog: I spent four days pissing myself. 20 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,000 Deano?: Yeah. He's a loose unit too. 21 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:56,310 Browny: Did you get on the drink with him? Because he pushes the 22 00:00:56,310 --> 00:00:56,520 Browny: boat out. 23 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,680 Dog: Yeah. We went into the Dark Mofo down there. 24 00:00:58,830 --> 00:00:59,610 Browny: Oh, shit! 25 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:04,410 Dog: The winter feast. And I'll say this, it is much more 26 00:01:05,459 --> 00:01:07,650 Dog: arty. A lot of people down there are arty, sort 27 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:11,520 Dog: of gothic and a little bit different. They're not big 28 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,630 Dog: fans of the brown dog. 29 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:13,321 Deano?: Oh, really? 30 00:01:13,321 --> 00:01:14,730 Dog: It seems that Lawrence was very... 31 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:15,570 Deano?: Not as cultured- 32 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:15,661 Dog: Yeah. 33 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:15,661 Deano?: ... as the brown dog. 34 00:01:15,661 --> 00:01:19,230 Dog: He was very popular down there, Lawrence. They don't really know 35 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,071 Dog: their football, or jockeys. 36 00:01:20,070 --> 00:01:24,960 Browny: You're getting a bit sad. Some selfies were going on and Dog was taking them. 37 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:25,860 Deano?: Yeah, it wasn't happening. 38 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,569 Dog: The arty world is a little bit different. 39 00:01:27,569 --> 00:01:30,660 Deano?: And dishing out fucking tips for losers down there as 40 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:33,090 Deano?: well. You weren't doing that were you? That may have been the reason they 41 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:33,600 Deano?: turned off you. 42 00:01:34,530 --> 00:01:37,410 Dog: I sent the group a tip bolted in 290. We had 43 00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:38,250 Dog: a nice day down there. 44 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,002 Deano?: Montero, a great collector (inaudible) . 45 00:01:39,002 --> 00:01:41,670 Browny: Dog, did you see any weird art that you can just 46 00:01:41,670 --> 00:01:44,580 Browny: regale us with real quickly, because Dark Mofo is actually insane. 47 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:48,330 Dog: It is insane. Some locals were telling me about the 48 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:50,850 Dog: festival a few years ago where a guy came out 49 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:53,610 Dog: on stage, got on all fours and stuck his fist 50 00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:58,260 Dog: up his arse. This is the sort of stuff that they call 51 00:01:59,220 --> 00:01:59,850 Dog: art these days. 52 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:00,210 Browny: It is art. It is art. 53 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:01,002 Deano?: (inaudible) in Bali in 2002. 54 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:02,002 Dog: (inaudible) contortionist. 55 00:02:02,002 --> 00:02:04,920 Browny: That's in his photo album. 56 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,950 Deano?: Oh that's right (inaudible) . That's on page 48. Oh, there he is. 57 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:11,340 Deano?: Brown (inaudible) Ugly, we absolutely missed you last week. Bucks 58 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,840 Deano?: was magnificent as the co- host. 59 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,191 Dog: It didn't sound like you did. I listened to the podcast. 60 00:02:14,191 --> 00:02:17,790 Deano?: Well, I'll tell you what, he really took to that seat 61 00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:19,111 Deano?: very comfortably, didn't he? 62 00:02:19,111 --> 00:02:21,540 Browny: And as Brody said, it was nice to have a co- 63 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:25,590 Browny: host that listens and doesn't go on his fucking gambling app 64 00:02:25,590 --> 00:02:26,429 Browny: while we're talking. 65 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:29,281 Deano?: Or pick his toe nails. 66 00:02:29,281 --> 00:02:30,810 Browny: Pick his toe nails. It was a nice change. 67 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:36,150 Dog: I've been insulted a long, long time, right? Some of 68 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:39,150 Dog: the most nasty things that I wouldn't even repeat on 69 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:39,900 Dog: this podcast. 70 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:44,911 Browny: Over a long time? Or? 71 00:02:44,911 --> 00:02:44,912 Dog: For a long time. Over a long period of time. 72 00:02:44,912 --> 00:02:44,913 Browny: By many people. 73 00:02:44,913 --> 00:02:47,790 Dog: I don't think anyone has ever been as cutting or as 74 00:02:47,790 --> 00:02:51,510 Dog: hurtful as when you said to Nathan Buckley, " Would you 75 00:02:51,510 --> 00:02:55,980 Dog: have ever considered recruiting Campbell?" And his response off the 76 00:02:55,980 --> 00:03:05,160 Dog: cuff was, " I've forgotten (inaudible) ." How big is the universe? How 77 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:05,251 Dog: big is the universe? 78 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:05,490 Deano?: It was the best. 79 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,390 Dog: Geez, that hurt me. 80 00:03:09,930 --> 00:03:14,250 Deano?: It was a magnificent line, (inaudible) . And what I loved 81 00:03:14,370 --> 00:03:18,030 Deano?: even further was... We'll talk about the Logies in a second. But when 82 00:03:18,030 --> 00:03:20,160 Deano?: I turned my phone on, after arriving back from the 83 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:24,060 Deano?: Gold Coast after a big night after the Logies, when our 84 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:26,460 Deano?: gal Sally Harris, who is our manager, who looks after us at 85 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:28,950 Deano?: brown dog (inaudible) , she texts me. First beep that came through. 86 00:03:29,550 --> 00:03:33,119 Deano?: The text message read, " I think Bucks would genuinely like 87 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:38,339 Deano?: Campbell's spot on the podcast." He really enjoyed it. So there is 88 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:40,291 Deano?: a bit of a push on now for Bucks. 89 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:43,200 Dog: I know I've got the support of my peers so that's all that matters. 90 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:43,381 Deano?: Really? 91 00:03:43,381 --> 00:03:43,561 Browny: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 92 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:45,002 Deano?: You got to watch out (inaudible) . 93 00:03:45,002 --> 00:03:45,780 Browny: Yeah. Count on that. 94 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:49,290 Deano?: WhatsApp group. Maybe just send us a bit of feedback. 95 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:54,060 Deano?: Would you like a bit of a coup? It'll be a bloodless coup. Bucks 96 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:54,841 Deano?: in, Brown Dog out. 97 00:03:54,841 --> 00:03:58,050 Dog: It wouldn't be bloodless. There'd be plenty of blood and 98 00:03:58,050 --> 00:03:59,850 Dog: they'll be coming for you. Now the good thing is 99 00:03:59,850 --> 00:04:01,830 Dog: I've got a few more trips coming up and so 100 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:03,120 Dog: it's good that we've got a guy that we can 101 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,680 Dog: bring off the bench regularly. 102 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,340 Deano?: Super sub. 103 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:05,850 Dog: Nathan. 104 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,770 Browny: How many fucking trips do you have coming up? 105 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:10,380 Dog: Well, I've got broom and I've got a few others. 106 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,190 Browny: Qatar. 107 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:12,690 Dog: Qatar. 108 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:14,160 Browny: We're all going to Qatar. 109 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,830 Deano?: Absolutely. Yeah. I think PointsBet (inaudible) , it'd be nice. We'll 110 00:04:16,830 --> 00:04:19,001 Deano?: have a chat to our peeps of PointsBet (inaudible) . 111 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:21,000 Deano?: They might get involved in a trip to Qatar. 112 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 5: Listen, we say a lot of these things on this 113 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:28,650 Speaker 5: podcast that never eventuate. It's what we do. This is actually a 114 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:30,330 Speaker 5: small remote chance of happening. 115 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:30,479 Browny: Shit. 116 00:04:30,510 --> 00:04:30,510 Deano?: What? 117 00:04:30,511 --> 00:04:30,751 Speaker 5: Oh yeah. 118 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:33,960 Deano?: Well, this'll be good. This will be a lot of 119 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,150 Deano?: fun. Because we've got some connections over there too with the 120 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,170 Deano?: Budweiser Hotel. 121 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:37,471 Browny: Yeah, we do. 122 00:04:37,471 --> 00:04:40,409 Deano?: Should be a little bit of... and we've got recent form (inaudible) Brown Dog. We know how 123 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,720 Deano?: to do it. Four days at the Super Bowl, we 124 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:43,469 Deano?: did it in style. 125 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,710 Dog: I wonder if the Qataris would be as willing to 126 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:50,220 Dog: watch Jonathan Brown's 2002 mark of the year as the Americans were. 127 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:51,931 Speaker 5: Are we calling them Qataris? 128 00:04:51,931 --> 00:04:51,931 Browny: Is that a thing? Qataris? 129 00:04:51,931 --> 00:04:52,561 Speaker 5: Qataris? 130 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:56,700 Deano?: Maybe Qataris, but- 131 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 5: I'm not sure we can be saying Qataris. 132 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,921 Dog: It sounded soft. But like- 133 00:05:01,921 --> 00:05:02,070 Deano?: Well, let's- 134 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:04,050 Dog: You mentioning it makes it sound worse now. 135 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:05,460 Speaker 5: I just don't think we can colloquially call them- 136 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:07,380 Dog: People from Qatar are Qataris. 137 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:08,219 Deano?: Qataris. Yeah, well you're not- 138 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 5: Qataris. Are you confident with that? 139 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:10,680 Dog: Well, I'm pretty confident. 140 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,589 Deano?: There's Australians and then there's Aussies. (inaudible) slang word, 141 00:05:13,589 --> 00:05:14,219 Deano?: but Brown Dog. 142 00:05:14,220 --> 00:05:14,971 Browny: Rhodes is fact checking that as we speak. 143 00:05:14,971 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 5: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 144 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:18,779 Deano?: Brown dog, talking about trips, you'd be proud of... We 145 00:05:18,779 --> 00:05:21,150 Deano?: went to the Logies. (inaudible) Dina and myself went out and 146 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:22,680 Deano?: played golf and had a bit of fun. But our 147 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:27,001 Deano?: boy here, Brody (inaudible) flying the flag for Chris and Sam and (inaudible) 148 00:05:27,001 --> 00:05:28,020 Deano?: Browny and the podcast. 149 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:30,600 Dog: I was very jealous of you guys because as you 150 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,420 Dog: know, for five years before COVID hit, I used to 151 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,159 Dog: do red carpet stuff. 152 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:35,789 Deano?: Yes. You did too. 153 00:05:37,950 --> 00:05:39,870 Dog: And I thoroughly enjoyed it and then I'd make my 154 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:44,789 Dog: way into the after party. It was always good. So when I 155 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:46,140 Dog: saw you up there this year, I had a little 156 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:46,500 Dog: bit of- 157 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:47,670 Speaker 5: Pride. 158 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:51,029 Dog: Well, not pride. I'd just say regret, that I wasn't at the carpet. 159 00:05:51,029 --> 00:05:55,110 Browny: The day we flew the Gold Coast, PointsBet was absolutely 160 00:05:55,110 --> 00:06:01,440 Browny: dead. His best mate's 30th was the night before. Didler. So did you do a speech at Didler's 161 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:02,520 Browny: 30th, your best friend's 30th? 162 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:05,039 Speaker 5: Did do a speech at the Didler's. Didn't- 163 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,150 Deano?: How'd it go? 164 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:09,270 Speaker 5: Let's say the reception was lukewarm at best. 165 00:06:09,330 --> 00:06:09,630 Deano?: Really? 166 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,910 Speaker 5: I really rolled out some of the heavy- hitting stories 167 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:13,650 Speaker 5: and just everyone was not impressed. 168 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:15,330 Deano?: Well, it was like a 21st speech. 169 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,040 Speaker 5: Yeah. I probably went too hard, really. 170 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:17,640 Browny: Did you? 171 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:20,279 Dog: My family there and you're rolling out some footy trip shit. 172 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:20,460 Speaker 5: I know. 173 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:22,501 Speaker 6: He needs a filter. He needs to have a filter. 174 00:06:22,501 --> 00:06:25,979 Speaker 5: It, it was a very long day. I got there just after midday. 175 00:06:25,980 --> 00:06:28,589 Speaker 5: By the time the speeches rolled around at 8: 30, you can 176 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:29,279 Speaker 5: only imagine. 177 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:29,640 Deano?: Oh no. 178 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:32,610 Speaker 5: So then they start to... What I had cleaned up originally, 179 00:06:33,089 --> 00:06:35,310 Speaker 5: I really had let go of the censorship. And so 180 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:36,450 Speaker 5: it was brutal. 181 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:40,320 Deano?: And then what about the decision to continue on after The Logies? The after 182 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,929 Deano?: party and the decision... At what point in time did 183 00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:45,989 Deano?: you think it was a better decision to continue to 184 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:48,240 Deano?: go and continue to party hard all the way through 185 00:06:48,690 --> 00:06:50,940 Deano?: to the breakfast show instead of going to bed? 186 00:06:51,089 --> 00:06:54,990 Speaker 5: Well, It started that we had six hours until we 187 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 5: had to get up. I'm like, " That's fine. That feels 188 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:57,301 Speaker 5: like heaps of time." 189 00:06:57,301 --> 00:06:57,570 Deano?: Yes. 190 00:06:58,020 --> 00:07:00,089 Speaker 5: And then it started... you get a bit into it. And then all of 191 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,599 Speaker 5: a sudden it's five hours, then it's four hours. And 192 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,700 Speaker 5: I think as soon as I hit the three- hour threshold, I'm like, " 193 00:07:06,270 --> 00:07:09,390 Speaker 5: I'm going to be better if I just stay awake. Surely." 194 00:07:09,390 --> 00:07:11,880 Deano?: So what did you do in the next three hours 195 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:15,090 Deano?: to get you through? You didn't just sit there and twiddle your thumbs. The after party at 196 00:07:15,090 --> 00:07:16,530 Deano?: Channel 10 had finished. 197 00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:17,821 Speaker 5: Yeah, we got kicked out of there. So then- 198 00:07:17,821 --> 00:07:19,530 Browny: At what time did the after party finish? 199 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:20,250 Speaker 5: About three. 200 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:20,550 Browny: Okay. Okay. 201 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,140 Speaker 5: And then it was like, " We're on the Gold Coast." 202 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,840 Speaker 5: I'm like, "Oh, the beaches are beautiful." So then we popped 203 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,460 Speaker 5: down to the beach and then I didn't have me trunks with 204 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:28,740 Speaker 5: me. So I've just taken the kid off and then... And then 205 00:07:29,610 --> 00:07:32,010 Speaker 5: just Gold Coast... On Broad Beach there, just went for 206 00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:33,541 Speaker 5: a quick dip, a little bit colder than I had expected. 207 00:07:33,541 --> 00:07:34,021 Deano?: It is fresh. 208 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:37,831 Speaker 5: It is the middle of winter. 209 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:37,831 Speaker 6: Kurrawa Surf Club there. 210 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 5: Yeah. And then I wander back to the hotel and there was absolutely 211 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:44,010 Speaker 5: no one around. There was lifeless bodies everywhere. And then I 212 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:47,790 Speaker 5: had to wait an hour or so until work started. 213 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:49,350 Speaker 5: I'm like, " Well, there is no point in going to sleep now." 214 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:51,330 Deano?: Did you have a drink in that hour before work? 215 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,070 Speaker 5: Oh, absolutely. That was the only thing that was getting me through. 216 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,740 Browny: That is actually genius. Because I decided to go sleep 217 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:58,920 Browny: for three hours. And tell everyone what happened leading up 218 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,900 Browny: to the broadcast. We all had to be on air. 219 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 5: So Dino has a hard call time, hard call time. 220 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,510 Speaker 5: He has to be on air for a thing that 221 00:08:06,510 --> 00:08:07,261 Speaker 5: goes before the show at 5:30- 222 00:08:07,261 --> 00:08:08,910 Speaker 7: Yeah, with Hollywood Jack. 223 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:11,820 Speaker 5: At Hollywood Jack, at 5: 30 hard call time. It 224 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:14,250 Speaker 5: is 5: 28, and we're like, "Oh..." And he is staying in the room, 225 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 5: I can't tell you, right next door. Surprised he couldn't actually hear us- 226 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,261 Deano?: The penthouse suite is level 22. 227 00:08:19,261 --> 00:08:23,700 Speaker 5: ... through the wall. 5: 28, I'm like, oh he's emerging now. Nothing. 228 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 7: Didn't emerge. 229 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:28,110 Speaker 5: 5: 29, nothing. At 5: 30, I'm beating on the 230 00:08:28,110 --> 00:08:30,660 Speaker 5: door as hard as possible, beating on it. Nothing. I 231 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 5: can hear him snoring through the door and I'm absolutely 232 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,569 Speaker 5: pounding on that. And then there was a repetitive, I 233 00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:37,740 Speaker 5: don't know what like a... 234 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:38,370 Speaker 7: Moans? 235 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,850 Speaker 5: Yeah, a repetitive up and down type- 236 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:41,940 Browny: What? 237 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:44,460 Speaker 5: Yeah, it was really odd. 238 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:45,750 Deano?: (inaudible) squeaking. 239 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:47,490 Speaker 5: Squeaking. 240 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:50,790 Browny: I wake up to PointsBet (inaudible) standing over my 241 00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:53,131 Browny: fucking... How did you get in? The security let you in. 242 00:08:53,131 --> 00:08:54,780 Speaker 5: I had to run downstairs and (inaudible) the security we need 243 00:08:54,780 --> 00:08:55,200 Speaker 5: to get in the door. 244 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,521 Browny: Stop making wank sounds. 245 00:08:56,521 --> 00:08:57,121 Deano?: Oh God. 246 00:08:58,530 --> 00:08:59,219 Browny: You are... 247 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 5: Grotesque. 248 00:09:00,630 --> 00:09:00,930 Browny: Oh mate. 249 00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:03,420 Speaker 5: I'm alluding to it. You can't say it outright. 250 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,010 Deano?: I didn't say anything. 251 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,550 Browny: Bring back Bucks. Call bucks, man. 252 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:09,360 Speaker 5: Where is bucks? 253 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:09,900 Browny: Great trip. 254 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:12,510 Dog: So you hit the hard you hit the 5: 30 255 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:12,990 Dog: call time? 256 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,059 Browny: I missed half of the show, but it's all good, man. 257 00:09:15,059 --> 00:09:16,650 Deano?: It was all good. We survived though, didn't we? You looked 258 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:18,930 Deano?: like death warmed up when we arrived back in Melbourne. 259 00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:21,990 Deano?: But you're here today, Brodes. It's magnificent. But a big, big 260 00:09:21,990 --> 00:09:24,630 Deano?: weekend in the last few days, big storylines Brown Dog. 261 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,989 Browny: Hey, the D's (inaudible) clash was amazing though. But 262 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:30,929 Browny: one moment from it was when Maxi started getting angry 263 00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:32,610 Browny: at their bench when he gave (inaudible) cause he's 264 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:33,569 Browny: normally quite measured, though. 265 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:35,280 Dog: Yeah. And he was coming off injured as well. Which 266 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,949 Dog: I reckon he would've known he's a little bit sore. 267 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:39,361 Dog: And then he's copying some grief (inaudible) so... 268 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,400 Browny: Yeah, well, this is what happened because Maxi was in this morning. 269 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:42,479 Maxi: I got a little bit grumpy. 270 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:43,590 Deano?: Who was it towards? 271 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,730 Maxi: It was when I rolled my ankle pretty bad. And 272 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:51,510 Maxi: I was stumbling off the ground and no names. I don't have 273 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,280 Maxi: to chuck any names. A young fellow with blonde hair 274 00:09:53,429 --> 00:09:57,090 Maxi: ran past me. Decided to let me know- 275 00:09:57,150 --> 00:09:57,420 Browny: John Noble. 276 00:09:57,420 --> 00:09:59,970 Maxi: ... what he thought about me going off of me ankle. So I just thought 277 00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:01,290 Maxi: that was a bit weird. But the funny thing was is 278 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:04,949 Maxi: I tried to chase him off and have a little 279 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,829 Maxi: verbal with him. But he ran off the ground and 280 00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:09,329 Maxi: then I went to the bench and that's where the 281 00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:12,150 Maxi: famous photo of me going to the bench. But I couldn't find 282 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:14,100 Maxi: him. So I'm (inaudible) Nick Maxwell. 283 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:18,002 Browny: Little Jackie Genevan (inaudible) . 284 00:10:18,002 --> 00:10:20,000 Deano?: Yeah, it was good, wasn't it? Cause he did fire 285 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,390 Deano?: up. (inaudible) Problem with Maxi, he's in the wars. 286 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:23,400 Deano?: He copped a whack in the back and then he 287 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,730 Deano?: did his ankle as well. He also told us that he was about to go 288 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:29,880 Deano?: off and get subbed out of the game, and then two 289 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,010 Deano?: of his teammates had to come to the bench for 290 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:35,459 Deano?: concussion checks. And the doctor said, Maxi, you got to 291 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,130 Deano?: go back out there. So poor bastard's playing on a 292 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:40,740 Deano?: crook ankle. So he won't be there Thursday night, which is good for 293 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:41,670 Deano?: my boys (inaudible) Alliance. 294 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:43,679 Browny: He also made a really good point. We say diesel lost three in 295 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,570 Browny: a row, but two of them were really close games. 296 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 6: Doesn't matter. They still lost them. 297 00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:48,689 Browny: I know, but it's not like- 298 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:49,410 Deano?: I like his (inaudible) style though. 299 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:50,490 Browny: It's not panic stations. 300 00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:51,809 Dog: Yeah. But they're meant to be the best side in 301 00:10:51,809 --> 00:10:52,410 Dog: the comp and- 302 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:53,430 Browny: And they're still on top. 303 00:10:53,431 --> 00:10:56,970 Dog: ... they've dropped games. Big game this week with your 304 00:10:56,970 --> 00:11:00,001 Dog: boys, Brisbane play them, and no Maxi gone. (inaudible) 305 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:03,000 Deano?: We've had problems with Maxi. So I'm confident now that 306 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,979 Deano?: we could beat them without Max gone (inaudible) this week. 307 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:05,580 Dog: Big game. 308 00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:08,100 Deano?: That'll be huge. But yeah, he talked a little bit 309 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:11,070 Deano?: about Jake Melksham and Stevie May. They've all kissed and 310 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,229 Deano?: made up, all that sort of jargon. But the other 311 00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:16,559 Deano?: big story, Brown Dog, floating around is Jordan De Goey 312 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,959 Deano?: of course after the Bali incident. I don't think we need to go into 313 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:22,410 Deano?: the details. It's pretty easily explained if you're listening to 314 00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:26,640 Deano?: this podcast. The big one is though, will there be any penalties 315 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,459 Deano?: going forward? So whether it be a suspension or a 316 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:32,190 Deano?: fine, if you really drill into it, unless there's an 317 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:35,250 Deano?: agreed suspension, I wouldn't be surprised if he plays this week. 318 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,679 Deano?: Because if he wants to stick to his guns and say, " 319 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:40,290 Deano?: Hey, what am I getting suspended for?" I'm not sure 320 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:43,530 Deano?: Collingwood or the AFL... I'm not sure what they'll be able to 321 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:46,230 Deano?: suspend him under. So it's going to be a really 322 00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:47,490 Deano?: interesting watch over the next few hours. 323 00:11:48,059 --> 00:11:50,220 Speaker 5: It doesn't hurt him right now. He won't get suspended, 324 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:52,860 Speaker 5: but it hurts his chances of playing at Collingwood next year. 325 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,030 Browny: Does it, Dog? 326 00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:56,040 Dog: Well they've pulled his contract. So it was a two year deal- 327 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:57,030 Deano?: Contract offer. 328 00:11:57,030 --> 00:12:02,880 Dog: ... with a two year bonus. 800 grand a year. 329 00:12:03,179 --> 00:12:05,970 Browny: That's a nothing burger because they're just pausing it. So really that 330 00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:06,991 Browny: sounds scarier than it is. 331 00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:07,710 Dog: It is. It is. 332 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,840 Deano?: I think... Is that just buying them time to sort 333 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,540 Deano?: of... It's like a PR thing. It works, right? And the 334 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:15,150 Deano?: fact that they haven't come up with some sort of penalty 335 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:18,630 Deano?: or outcome at this stage shows you that, not the 336 00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:24,510 Deano?: confusion, but the... What would you describe it? They, I suppose, 337 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:27,450 Deano?: trying to work out how to deal with this. Otherwise, 338 00:12:27,570 --> 00:12:30,150 Deano?: if it had have been of a serious nature, it would've 339 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,309 Deano?: been clear cut. There would've been a penalty handed down. 340 00:12:32,309 --> 00:12:34,830 Deano?: So they're sitting there going, " We really need to be 341 00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:38,040 Deano?: seen to be doing something, but really what did he do?" 342 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:42,540 Dog: Well that's right. But there is strong representation on the Collingwood board 343 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,900 Dog: of powerful females. That have now joined the board that are 344 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:51,690 Dog: trying to instill some change in culture and behaviors and 345 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:54,750 Dog: things like that. If they're upset, then that causes a 346 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:58,590 Dog: little bit more of grief for him. And what they 347 00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:00,780 Dog: want to do about it. And perception is reality in 348 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,470 Dog: this industry, right? 349 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:05,160 Deano?: Spot on. It's all about the optics, isn't it, at the moment. That's why the AFL will 350 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:09,150 Deano?: be watching this very closely. Quite often these penalties, if 351 00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:12,900 Deano?: there is any punish penalty or punishment, is negotiated behind 352 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,660 Deano?: the scenes. So there's no pushback from a Jordan De 353 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:20,010 Deano?: Goey. So obviously there's discussions going on in the background 354 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:23,040 Deano?: as to what is going to happen. And then obviously down the 355 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,620 Deano?: track, the contract stuff will rear its head at some stage. 356 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,990 Browny: If you're Jordan De Goey, right, let's be Jordan De 357 00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:31,410 Browny: Goey, obviously you could say that the media have dogged 358 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,809 Browny: you over the last couple of years. There's a hatred 359 00:13:33,809 --> 00:13:36,809 Browny: there, right, between them. Do you still pick a fight? 360 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,330 Browny: I know he wants to express himself and say, leave 361 00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:40,170 Browny: me the fuck alone but- 362 00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:40,560 Speaker 7: You can't win. 363 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,839 Browny: You can't win. So why would you bother? 364 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 7: The power of the pen will always win- 365 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,121 Browny: So why would he do it? 366 00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:47,520 Speaker 7: ... especially when you're a recidivist. And- 367 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,410 Deano?: That was poor advice. That statement he put out. 368 00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:54,720 Speaker 7: Very poor advice. So I don't know if it was his manager or his dad who's quite active in his- 369 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,300 Dog: No, reeks of pool bar activity the night after. 370 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:58,621 Speaker 7: He wouldn't have written it. 371 00:13:58,621 --> 00:14:01,110 Browny: I know his mates were like, say this, say this. 372 00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,040 Deano?: I think his brother- in- law is his manager now. 373 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,331 Dog: But the thing is, the thing is- 374 00:14:03,331 --> 00:14:03,332 Speaker 5: Oh, even better. 375 00:14:03,332 --> 00:14:07,800 Dog: ... and Fev (inaudible) found out about this. And I found out about it towards the back 376 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:11,070 Dog: end as well is the more little things that you 377 00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:14,040 Dog: get caught doing the bigger, the next one is. So 378 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,011 Dog: there's like a snowball effect, right? 379 00:14:17,011 --> 00:14:17,011 Speaker 7: Yes, escalation. 380 00:14:17,011 --> 00:14:20,640 Dog: Because every time you do something wrong like this, not even wrong, but 381 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:24,030 Dog: that it draws public attention, they then go back and 382 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,730 Dog: relive everything else you've done. Oh, the drunk driving affair 383 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,230 Dog: back in 2012 and this and that. 384 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:30,451 Deano?: The fake... The broken hand or the broken... yeah. 385 00:14:30,451 --> 00:14:34,950 Dog: And what it does, it just gives this pattern of 386 00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:37,770 Dog: behavior. And each story is a little bit bigger than 387 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:41,610 Dog: the next and the next. And you lose public opinion 388 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,740 Dog: because they go, he's a fucking... he's an idiot. 389 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:46,890 Browny: What is it with players? We've seen this across time 390 00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:50,100 Browny: that they repeatedly, you know, make mistakes. And you mentioned 391 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,770 Browny: Fev and you mentioned yourself. What is it? Is it a real 392 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:55,080 Browny: inability to just curb the behavior? Like I would think 393 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,050 Browny: that if you had that opportunity, that especially in Jordan 394 00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:00,420 Browny: De Goey's situation where he is ahead of essentially a huge 395 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:03,420 Browny: contract and what will determine the rest of his career, 396 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,490 Browny: wouldn't you just be on your best behavior and you're 397 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:09,330 Browny: trying to do everything you can to impress your club and 398 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:12,000 Browny: people at the AFL. Cause you want to make a 399 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,530 Browny: career at this. You want to make this and be the 400 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:14,340 Browny: best player you can be. 401 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:20,250 Dog: Yeah. And the thing is, I think is, at the time you go, oh, I haven't done anything wrong, 402 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,130 Dog: right? Because Jordan's going, well, I was given permission to 403 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:26,970 Dog: go there. Fev goes, oh yeah, I got dressed up 404 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:30,390 Dog: on Mad Monday and there was a dildo and I was pictured in it, right? 405 00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:31,170 Browny: Horseplay. 406 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,690 Dog: But do you know what I mean? I weed on the front 407 00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:36,150 Dog: of a window. Like everyone's sort of weed in public. 408 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,850 Dog: There are all these little things, but what, as you get 409 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,770 Dog: a bit older, I think you work out that, hey, 410 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:43,710 Dog: if you didn't put yourself in that position to start with, 411 00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:46,380 Dog: then that wouldn't have happened. Right. So if I didn't 412 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:50,001 Dog: go on the Thailand footy trip, then I'd end up (inaudible) 413 00:15:50,001 --> 00:15:51,960 Dog: belting a bloke to protect one of the young 414 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:56,310 Dog: boys. It doesn't happen. Right. If I don't go to 415 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,560 Dog: that nightclub after the magic millions, when I was with 416 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,210 Dog: John O. Brown, when my horse won everything, if I 417 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:04,710 Dog: just called it a night at 10 instead of two, 418 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,530 Dog: then I don't put myself in a position to get 419 00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,000 Dog: arrested out the front of a night club. Even though 420 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,700 Dog: I'd done nothing wrong. And you swear black and blue 421 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,040 Dog: in your face. Oh, you know, it's a beat up. 422 00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:17,190 Dog: I'm still putting myself in that position by not making 423 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,940 Dog: the good sensible, mature call to go home two hours 424 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,250 Dog: early or not go to Bali to start with. 425 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,440 Browny: Or do it smart God forbid. If you need to have 426 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,300 Browny: a party in some reds do it smart. 427 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:28,110 Dog: Correct. 428 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,970 Deano?: I think that's the thing. When you look at, if you're 429 00:16:29,970 --> 00:16:33,420 Deano?: a club, a prospective club, to pick Jordan De Goey 430 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,490 Deano?: or get him to your club or you're Collingwood, the 431 00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:38,220 Deano?: decision makers at Collingwood, that is where you look at it. You go, I'm 432 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:43,530 Deano?: concerned about the trend of lack of judgment or lack 433 00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:47,460 Deano?: of common sense. And I've spoken about it openly. Lee 434 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:50,550 Deano?: Matthews was great to play under because he hardly had any 435 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:53,820 Deano?: rules. But one of his big things was common sense. 436 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:57,870 Deano?: He preached punctuality, common sense and hard work. Very simple 437 00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:00,570 Deano?: rules to live by. Now, this wouldn't have fit under 438 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:03,119 Deano?: the common sense category because guy's got to be... De Goey's 439 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,330 Deano?: got some heat around him, the New York incident that 440 00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:08,429 Deano?: happened, even though it was bullshit trumped up charges, he 441 00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:11,310 Deano?: didn't do anything wrong as it was proven. The fact 442 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:14,280 Deano?: is he's still got heat around him. So to go to Bali 443 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,230 Deano?: in the middle of a football season, which still is 444 00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:18,869 Deano?: a bit odd going to a party place when you're in 445 00:17:18,869 --> 00:17:20,850 Deano?: the middle of a campaign and your team can play 446 00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:24,930 Deano?: finals, that's his clear lack of judgment and a lack 447 00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:27,510 Deano?: of common sense. And that's what concerns you, because that is now 448 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,330 Deano?: a trend going forward, Brown Dog. So you can look at 449 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:34,050 Deano?: the incident and go, well, yeah, he was unlucky. You know, he was 450 00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:37,080 Deano?: and you know, people may have been... It was consensual. Look what was 451 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,330 Deano?: going on. The happenings with him and that female girl. 452 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,540 Deano?: He was partying, having a good time, all those sorts of things, caught 453 00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:45,450 Deano?: on camera. He wasn't the person filming. You can defend 454 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,850 Deano?: it. But it's the common sense thing. 455 00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:50,850 Dog: Yeah. We used to go Mount Buller and occasionally by 456 00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:53,850 Dog: and bay for our split rounds. Right. We wouldn't have 457 00:17:53,850 --> 00:17:57,840 Dog: considered going overseas, but in saying that you could also say 458 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,000 Dog: to your mates at the start of the night, " Hey 459 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,800 Dog: guys, we're going to go out tonight and have a 460 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:05,790 Dog: few drinks at a club. No Tiktoking, no Instagram, no filming." 461 00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:09,600 Dog: Right? Because it's not your reputation and career that's going 462 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,159 Dog: to be fucked at the end. It's going to be mine. 463 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,560 Dog: If you're my mates, respect that. We can have a 464 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,070 Dog: great night. Just don't film everything and put everything you 465 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:21,570 Dog: do online. And that's what's brought him undone. 466 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:22,921 Deano?: And it's easy- 467 00:18:22,921 --> 00:18:25,020 Dog: The decision to go and the decision of his friends to upload. 468 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:30,002 Deano?: And it's easy for people to say, because people have said that to me recently. They said (inaudible) this Brown Dog. 469 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,159 Deano?: People will sit back and go, " Ah, well it's all right for 470 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,740 Deano?: you blokes because phones weren't around back in your day, 471 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,390 Deano?: especially the early part of your career. And they go, " 472 00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:39,270 Deano?: Yeah, that's right. So now if we were playing, Brown Dog, 473 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:42,869 Deano?: we would be saying that exact thing that you are 474 00:18:42,869 --> 00:18:44,760 Deano?: saying." You've got to work to the times that you 475 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,970 Deano?: are in and understand and know that. So take yourself 476 00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:49,379 Deano?: out of the public eye. If you want to have 477 00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:52,020 Deano?: a good time... Jordan De Goey, he can go and blow himself to 478 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,149 Deano?: smithereens for three or four days. Do it with people 479 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:57,570 Deano?: you trust. That is the decision that he's missed there. 480 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:03,600 Browny: Stay angry with Collingwood, Jack Ginnivan's in the news again, the 481 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,350 Browny: spicy blonde- headed boy. He posted a video. This is 482 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:07,681 Browny: the gist of it. 483 00:19:07,681 --> 00:19:07,740 Speaker 9: And she's a two. 484 00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:13,770 Browny: The context, they're playing a game where they're hypothetically rating 485 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:17,310 Browny: people. These are women that don't exist. That should be made 486 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:22,050 Browny: clear. Still pretty douchebagey. They put up a hypothetical... 487 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:27,810 Speaker 9: She's a two, but she smells really nice. Three. 488 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:34,500 Speaker 10: She's a 10, but got some brock- up teeth. Like 489 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:38,040 Speaker 10: them teeth are going every which way. Like diagonal, everything. 490 00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:41,610 Speaker 9: Oh, fucking hell. Four. 491 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,180 Browny: People are blowing up, blah, blah, blah. What do you guys 492 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:45,511 Browny: think of it? 493 00:19:45,511 --> 00:19:48,930 Deano?: How does it end up on social media? That. Surely 494 00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:50,969 Deano?: those boys are not putting that on a public forum. 495 00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:52,619 Browny: No, it is. It's a game that people are playing 496 00:19:52,619 --> 00:19:54,210 Browny: at the moment. It's like fuck, marry, kill. Who'd you fuck, marry, kill. 497 00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:59,639 Deano?: Are these just two dumb young kids? Because honestly if 498 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,250 Deano?: they're going public and thinking that's not going to come out... 499 00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:03,090 Speaker 5: It's just- 500 00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,260 Browny: Especially in the week of- 501 00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:04,411 Deano?: The week of... 502 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:04,412 Browny: Jordan De Goey. 503 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,619 Deano?: I'd be concerned. I'd be saying, boys, let's do an 504 00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:09,750 Deano?: IQ test. Have you got a brain in that skull 505 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,050 Deano?: of yours? 506 00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:15,090 Speaker 5: They're just... Young players are making poorer and poorer decisions 507 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,159 Speaker 5: as we go on. And I don't know who's meant 508 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,719 Speaker 5: to be telling them, whether it's their management, I don't 509 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,300 Speaker 5: know what it is. If you were under BP management, 510 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,770 Speaker 5: don't worry about that. (inaudible) management. 511 00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:24,180 Speaker 7: Oh shit. 512 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:24,241 Speaker 5: We would not be putting that out. 513 00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:24,242 Deano?: So this is a play. Is this a play to get some clients? 514 00:20:24,242 --> 00:20:30,000 Browny: In terms of our... It's more ridiculous than insulting. These 515 00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:32,520 Browny: women don't exist. It's like saying, would you rather have 516 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:37,200 Browny: dick fingers or would you like nipples for ears? It's 517 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,380 Browny: that hypothetical. Don't get me wrong. They sound like douchebags. 518 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:43,139 Browny: It's a frat boy douchey thing to do, but it 519 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:46,530 Browny: is hypothetical. Now, if TikTok was around when Dog was 520 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:48,811 Browny: playing, his career would've been cut short. 521 00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, very short. Very short. 522 00:20:50,190 --> 00:20:53,820 Dog: Nah, you blokes underestimate how during my playing days, how 523 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,900 Dog: professional I used to be. 524 00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:58,770 Deano?: Yeah. Well, I don't think we do underestimate. With a set of 525 00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:01,230 Deano?: abs like that Brando, you very professional. 526 00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:03,600 Dog: I didn't get in that much trouble. I slipped on a slurpy at 7-Eleven. 527 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:03,901 Speaker 5: Slipped on a slurpy. 528 00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:10,290 Dog: It was the Hodgey's 21st. That was bad luck. 529 00:21:11,609 --> 00:21:13,021 Speaker 5: Bad luck, bad luck. 530 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:16,320 Dog: Speaking of Hodgey, Hodgey went to the bush and played some country 531 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,379 Dog: footy and full messed his hand up. Let's call him. 532 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,540 Speaker 7: Serves him right. He's getting enough money. He doesn't need 533 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:25,260 Speaker 7: to play games for sheets. It's your biggest fear I 534 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:27,570 Speaker 7: reckon, coming back out of retirement to play a one 535 00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:28,080 Speaker 7: off game. 536 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:28,920 Hodgey: Hello. 537 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,450 Dog: Hodgey! 538 00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:33,480 Hodgey: What's going on fellas? 539 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,990 Deano?: Welcome to Browny's podcast. Now we don't want your great 540 00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:40,800 Deano?: football analysis, Luke Hodge. We just want a simple explanation. 541 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:45,990 Deano?: How you came to an accident on the... a little 542 00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:47,070 Deano?: bit of mischief. You ran into a little bit of mischief on the weekend. 543 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,981 Hodgey: Yeah. Well, decided to pull the boots back on Browny. After- 544 00:21:49,981 --> 00:21:49,982 Speaker 7: Silly. 545 00:21:49,982 --> 00:21:55,859 Hodgey: ... after threes of not (inaudible) It was very stupid. 546 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,650 Dog: Hodgey, was that for cash in an envelope? Let's be honest. 547 00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,520 Deano?: Lot of envelopes. 548 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:06,300 Hodgey: No, no. It was for the love of country football. I went back and I 549 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:09,090 Hodgey: was going to... It all started. I was going to do a function for him. And 550 00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:12,060 Hodgey: then after a few beers somehow agreed to play a 551 00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:15,359 Hodgey: game and woke up with a regret and hangover. The 552 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:17,550 Hodgey: game time, and I thought I might do a little 553 00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:18,001 Hodgey: bit of work (inaudible) 554 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:18,120 Deano?: Where was it first, mate? 555 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:27,840 Hodgey: I was at Devon Meadows. So they were playing Seaford and Seaford had played. I think they've won about five or six in a row. So thought we'd pull the 556 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,810 Hodgey: boots on it and in the third quarter I slid too hard to pick up the 557 00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:33,150 Hodgey: ball. Should have kept your feet. You always get told 558 00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:37,830 Hodgey: by coaches to keep your feet. As I've the picked ball up, gone to turn around, someone's got me high. I 559 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:40,020 Hodgey: got the free kick and he kneed my little finger. And at that time I thought that didn't feel right. 560 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,401 Hodgey: And I looked down and I could see the bone sticking through the skin. 561 00:22:47,401 --> 00:22:47,402 Dog: Fuck. 562 00:22:47,402 --> 00:22:53,430 Hodgey: So I sort of looked down and thought, yeah, I better 563 00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:55,169 Hodgey: push that back in. So I put it back in. 564 00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:57,900 Hodgey: I thought it was a compound fracture, but I went 565 00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,970 Hodgey: and had scans afterwards and they said it was a 566 00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:03,540 Hodgey: compound dislocation. So when I pushed the bone back into 567 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:04,951 Hodgey: the skin, it actually put it back in place. 568 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:08,670 Browny: Hodgey, what does goes through your mind when you're pushing 569 00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:11,340 Browny: your own bone back into your body? 570 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:15,989 Hodgey: Well, initially I thought that didn't look right and then I saw the 571 00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:20,220 Hodgey: blood pushing back out. So I, yeah, I just didn't 572 00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:25,830 Hodgey: really think that much. I thought I'd better go and see the physios. And they sent me to hospital. So spent 573 00:23:25,830 --> 00:23:27,840 Hodgey: seven hours Saturday night when I was supposed to be flying 574 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,510 Hodgey: back to the family back up in Brisbane. I was 575 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:31,409 Hodgey: sitting in emergency. 576 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:32,609 Deano?: Counting cash. 577 00:23:32,609 --> 00:23:32,820 Hodgey: Yeah. 578 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,060 Deano?: So do people often ask you, what's the biggest difference when you retire from when 579 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:41,190 Deano?: you play? I'll tell you what it is. If you 580 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:44,280 Deano?: get a compound dislocation of your finger when you're playing 581 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,909 Deano?: AFL footy, you're straight in, you see the surgeon within 582 00:23:47,910 --> 00:23:51,359 Deano?: 40 minutes. Surgery's done bang. Hodgey would've been back on 583 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,629 Deano?: his flight to Brisbane. But when you're just a retired ex- 584 00:23:54,630 --> 00:23:58,681 Deano?: local player for Altona versus Devon Meadows, sit in the fucking emergency room for nine hours. You go to the back of the line. 585 00:23:58,681 --> 00:24:11,820 Hodgey: You know the worst part about it. I was sitting down there... When I was checked in at emergency and then the lady goes, " Oh, do you still play football?" I'm like, "Oh, not AFL." She goes, " Oh, you're 586 00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:12,930 Hodgey: going to have to pay for this now." 587 00:24:15,690 --> 00:24:19,800 Deano?: There's no bulk billing the club. 588 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:21,901 Hodgey: No, no. 589 00:24:21,901 --> 00:24:23,520 Browny: Hodgey, it's pretty lucky you had cash on you. 590 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,930 Hodgey: They don't take cash these days. I had to hand 591 00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:29,281 Hodgey: over the credit card and explain to the mistress what the fuck's going on. 592 00:24:29,281 --> 00:24:29,282 Dog: Oh, that is gold. 593 00:24:29,282 --> 00:24:29,341 Speaker 5: Oh, man. 594 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:34,290 Dog: And did you ping your calf in the warmup? Someone 595 00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:36,090 Dog: mentioned you had a tight calf as well, or is that fake? 596 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:42,090 Hodgey: Oh, Brandon, you know I'm not big for running. So we're 597 00:24:42,090 --> 00:24:43,889 Hodgey: sitting out there and I got a bit of a rub beforehand, 598 00:24:43,890 --> 00:24:47,001 Hodgey: got the ankles taped. And then they said, we go out at (inaudible) 599 00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:51,330 Hodgey: for the second. So we went out there and they just had a bit of a kick. I'm like ah, perfect warm up. And then when as 600 00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:52,619 Hodgey: we got back in, they said, all right, well, let's go out to 601 00:24:52,770 --> 00:24:54,900 Hodgey: the back paddy. And they weren't joking. We actually went out to 602 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:58,590 Hodgey: a back paddy. And we did about five Ks of 603 00:24:58,590 --> 00:25:02,220 Hodgey: up and back and crossovers and stretches. And at one stage 604 00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:04,560 Hodgey: we had to do a shuttle run. There was about 20 605 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:09,750 Hodgey: meters. We had to go up and back four times. So I haven't done 606 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:14,220 Hodgey: a shuttle run since probably about 2012. So by the time I get back in there, 607 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:18,300 Hodgey: I've cooled down. Next thing, I go back out and as I've gone to take my first kick 608 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:20,400 Hodgey: in the third warmup just before the game, I felt 609 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,450 Hodgey: something go in the calf. So I thought I can't just walk 610 00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:26,520 Hodgey: off now. So I went and got some deep heat 611 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:30,570 Hodgey: put into it and got them to massage it. But yeah, got 612 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,910 Hodgey: through with as far as soft tissue wise, but yeah, 613 00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:34,560 Hodgey: it was the finger that ruined the day for us. 614 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:38,550 Dog: When you were getting your rubdown, Hodgey, pre- game we had a 615 00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:41,760 Dog: guy Hawthorn that used to give you a nice little ball tickle on the 616 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,550 Dog: way through when he did your quads. I'm just wondering 617 00:25:44,850 --> 00:25:47,340 Dog: if there's a ball tickler at every local footy club 618 00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:48,180 Dog: out there. I reckon there would be. 619 00:25:48,390 --> 00:25:48,960 Speaker 5: Good question. 620 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,000 Hodgey: Hey Brownie. We had a former Hawthorne trainer who came 621 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:53,001 Hodgey: down in and was a trainer for (inaudible) 622 00:25:53,001 --> 00:25:53,002 Dog: You're kidding? 623 00:25:53,002 --> 00:26:00,330 Hodgey: Yeah. So, no, Pete, actually he dropped me to the hospital. 624 00:26:00,330 --> 00:26:00,510 Dog: Oh no. You've named him. Hodgey please- 625 00:26:00,510 --> 00:26:08,220 Hodgey: Don't have (inaudible) mate. I was saying we had 626 00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:09,780 Hodgey: a former trainer, so it was like the old Hawthorn 627 00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:12,719 Hodgey: days. So we had a former trainer come down and then 628 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,340 Hodgey: give us a massage. And then he actually was nice enough to drive me 629 00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:17,880 Hodgey: from Devon Meadows into Richmond. 630 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:21,721 Dog: Ah, he's he's a lovely guy, the ball tickler. 631 00:26:21,721 --> 00:26:21,722 Deano?: Yeah, the ball tickler on the way. 632 00:26:21,722 --> 00:26:24,570 Browny: Hodgey, we're glad you're okay. Please come in to the studio 633 00:26:24,570 --> 00:26:26,310 Browny: when you can so we can play pin the tail 634 00:26:26,310 --> 00:26:31,231 Browny: on Brian Lake. It'll be really, really... really lovely. 635 00:26:31,231 --> 00:26:36,450 Deano?: Hey, you're probably lucky you're not in the studio. Are you at all concerned, Hodgey, that your man 636 00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:38,670 Deano?: here, Brown Dog, has brought in a series of photo 637 00:26:38,670 --> 00:26:42,959 Deano?: albums of photos from footy trips. And you seem to 638 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,251 Deano?: be a frequent in these photos. 639 00:26:44,251 --> 00:26:50,879 Browny: '02 Thailand. '03 Queenstown. '05 Cancun. I used to collect photos. 640 00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:52,801 Deano?: Oh mate, I'd be concerned if I was you, Hodgey. I'm just going through now. 641 00:26:52,801 --> 00:27:03,930 Hodgey: I've got no concerns. Because normally by the time the camera comes out, I'm passed out in the corner somewhere. So actually I reckon he's got one of a U. S. 642 00:27:03,930 --> 00:27:07,590 Hodgey: trip where (inaudible) he looks like the rugged footballer 643 00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:10,921 Hodgey: and I look like a really heavy 105 kilo unfit person. 644 00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:10,922 Deano?: I've seen this. 645 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:10,923 Hodgey: I reckon Brandon's- 646 00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:19,050 Deano?: We played a game, Hodgey, today. Pick the four- time premiership player and 647 00:27:19,050 --> 00:27:22,001 Deano?: twice Norm Smith medalist. Since you were the big fat (inaudible) 648 00:27:22,001 --> 00:27:23,790 Deano?: . And then you've got the man with the men 649 00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:28,500 Deano?: for all seasons calendar, you could smash chestnuts on that 650 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:29,100 Deano?: six pack of yours, Brown Dog. 651 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,450 Dog: Yeah, but I just couldn't get a kick. 652 00:27:30,450 --> 00:27:33,449 Speaker 5: And you were sacked from a team that couldn't win 653 00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:33,810 Speaker 5: a game. 654 00:27:34,290 --> 00:27:37,080 Browny: Hodgey, if you want to see these photos, just go on The Herald. 655 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:37,530 Browny: You'll be able to... 656 00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:43,739 Hodgey: No, but that's news. Some people (inaudible) worried about getting in the 657 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:46,290 Hodgey: model calendar where the best way to learn about football 658 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,030 Hodgey: is sit down with a pie, a six pack and 659 00:27:48,030 --> 00:27:48,181 Hodgey: watch footy. 660 00:27:48,181 --> 00:27:48,451 Deano?: Absolutely. 661 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,002 Hodgey: (inaudible) . 662 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,850 Deano?: Absolutely. That's what you mean for the people. Thanks Hodgey. Good on you, mate. 663 00:27:53,850 --> 00:27:53,851 Speaker 5: Thanks man. 664 00:27:53,851 --> 00:27:53,852 Hodgey: Have a good one guys. 665 00:27:53,852 --> 00:27:54,332 Dog: Cheers Hodgey. 666 00:27:57,330 --> 00:28:00,330 Browny: Welcome back to Browny's podcast. We're going to call the 667 00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:04,440 Browny: guy who busted his hammie. This is a normal punter that 668 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,031 Browny: did a halftime sprint. John, is that what you said? 669 00:28:06,031 --> 00:28:11,010 Deano?: Unbelievable. The football Thursday night, Richmond V Carlton. And just sitting there eating a couple of pies with my 670 00:28:11,010 --> 00:28:14,010 Deano?: daughter, Olivia. And I looked down to watch the sprint between a 671 00:28:14,010 --> 00:28:16,530 Deano?: Richmond supporter and a Carlton supporter going (inaudible) hammer 672 00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:17,311 Deano?: and tongs along the boundary line. 673 00:28:17,311 --> 00:28:18,810 Browny: To win a prize or something. 674 00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:22,409 Deano?: To win a prize. And this Carlton bloke who's sprinting 675 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:26,430 Deano?: along tears the hamstring clean off his bone. His name 676 00:28:26,430 --> 00:28:31,109 Deano?: is Nick Kai. And as he's then trying to slow 677 00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:33,869 Deano?: down once he's realized he's had a complete rupture, I think, 678 00:28:34,140 --> 00:28:36,960 Deano?: he then slips over and smashes his head on the 679 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,250 Deano?: ground. It was magnificent. 680 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,770 Dog: All right. What's his name again? 681 00:28:40,770 --> 00:28:41,520 Deano?: Nick Kai. 682 00:28:41,580 --> 00:28:42,510 Dog: We've got to get hold of him. 683 00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:44,730 Browny: Yeah, let's call Nick right now. Oh, Jesus. 684 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,280 Dog: We've sniffed him out. 685 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,110 Deano?: He smells good. 686 00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:56,820 Dog: I can imagine his phone just erupting with all his mates watching. 687 00:28:58,710 --> 00:29:01,320 Deano?: Well, his voicemail will erupt if he doesn't pick up. 688 00:29:02,370 --> 00:29:02,520 Nick: Hello, Nick speaking. 689 00:29:03,210 --> 00:29:04,770 Browny: Nick, you son of a bitch. 690 00:29:04,770 --> 00:29:05,460 Deano?: Magnificent. 691 00:29:06,450 --> 00:29:08,280 Browny: Browny's podcast. Welcome to it. 692 00:29:08,940 --> 00:29:09,810 Nick: Good day guys. How you going? 693 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:10,920 Browny: Pretty good, mate. 694 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:11,850 Deano?: How you feeling? 695 00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:16,590 Nick: Not too great if I'm honest. Yeah, just sitting on 696 00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:19,770 Nick: the couch bit in Netflix at the moment. So yeah, I think I'm going to be 697 00:29:19,770 --> 00:29:20,760 Nick: off my feet for a couple weeks. 698 00:29:20,790 --> 00:29:23,791 Dog: So hamstring injury, obviously. How high grade? 699 00:29:23,791 --> 00:29:27,630 Nick: I've done the scans. I haven't got the results back 700 00:29:27,630 --> 00:29:30,390 Nick: yet, but it's looking like a grade three at this point in time. 701 00:29:30,390 --> 00:29:33,210 Browny: Whoa. Tell us what happened. 702 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:39,480 Nick: So yeah, I'm off work and the Misses is helping me 703 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,790 Nick: around the house and helping me do my business on 704 00:29:41,790 --> 00:29:46,080 Nick: the toilet. So she's not too happy, but yeah, it's a 705 00:29:46,650 --> 00:29:47,340 Nick: scene at the moment. 706 00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:49,050 Browny: So you went to the footy that night and how 707 00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:51,150 Browny: did you end up on the ground? What was this competition? 708 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:54,720 Nick: So you just enter online basically during the week to race 709 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,740 Nick: against the Puma cat. Who's obviously... Richmond's sponsored by Puma. 710 00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:01,380 Nick: So they've got this bloke who runs 200 meters for 711 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:04,320 Nick: Australia in a suit. And you got to... He gives you a bit 712 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,000 Nick: of a head start. So yeah, went to the game 713 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,770 Nick: and yeah, they came and collected me just before three quarter time. And yeah, 714 00:30:10,770 --> 00:30:12,510 Nick: went down to the tunnel, sort of met him and 715 00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:14,250 Nick: did my run throughs and a bit of stretching and 716 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:16,560 Nick: all that sort of stuff. And I'm actually the fittest 717 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,750 Nick: I've ever been at the moment. So this is what's hurting the most. 718 00:30:18,810 --> 00:30:21,751 Deano?: Well, you were the fittest you've ever been on Thursday night. Since then, you're not. 719 00:30:21,751 --> 00:30:21,752 Nick: No, I was. 720 00:30:21,752 --> 00:30:26,130 Browny: So at this point at, just before three quarter time, you didn't know that 721 00:30:26,130 --> 00:30:28,410 Browny: you were going to be on the ground yet or you'd found out before 722 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:28,800 Browny: the game? 723 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:33,870 Nick: No, no. I knew before the game. So yeah, so I'd come prepared. I told 724 00:30:33,870 --> 00:30:37,860 Nick: everyone to watch it. Again, another mistake because everyone had 725 00:30:37,860 --> 00:30:39,930 Nick: their phones out and I should have just maybe kept 726 00:30:39,930 --> 00:30:43,080 Nick: it under the radar a bit. But yeah, it was 727 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:43,440 Nick: a shocker. 728 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:48,420 Deano?: Some of the best vision I've ever seen, Nick. I was only meters away from a corporate box, mind 729 00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:50,700 Deano?: you. It was a beautiful view of it as well. My daughter even 730 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:53,550 Deano?: started laughing. She's a Carlton supporter. She felt very sad 731 00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:58,170 Deano?: though for you. At any stage, were you confident? Did you see 732 00:30:58,170 --> 00:31:00,270 Deano?: the finish line and thought I'm going to beat the 733 00:31:00,270 --> 00:31:00,840 Deano?: Puma cat? 734 00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:04,830 Nick: I was there. I was home. He gave me a decent head start. 735 00:31:04,830 --> 00:31:04,950 Deano?: You were. You were in front. 736 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:07,860 Nick: I took the false start as well. I thought they're 737 00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:09,270 Nick: not going to call me back. It's not the Olympics. 738 00:31:09,270 --> 00:31:11,670 Nick: So I'm just going to go once the three, two 739 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,950 Nick: starts and then I was off and yeah, I saw 740 00:31:13,950 --> 00:31:18,570 Nick: the finish line and then I just felt, I don't know it, like people say that it's like a sniper in the stands. Like I just felt like I got 741 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,481 Nick: shot in the back of the leg. And that was it. 742 00:31:21,481 --> 00:31:25,560 Dog: What hurt more, Nick? Was it the hamstring, the initial pain? 743 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,830 Dog: Was it your backside when you slipped and hit the 744 00:31:28,830 --> 00:31:31,050 Dog: ground or was it your ego when you realized that 70,000 745 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,219 Dog: people at The G plus all your mates at home 746 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:38,490 Dog: watching were going to have an absolute field day? 747 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,620 Nick: Yeah, look, it was a bit of a cocktail of 748 00:31:40,710 --> 00:31:44,040 Nick: all three. Definitely afterwards once the adrenaline wore off and 749 00:31:44,190 --> 00:31:48,120 Nick: that hamstring pain set in and then the phone was going berserk. I had about... I was in the umpire's 750 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,400 Nick: room with the first aid guys, the St John's guys. 751 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,590 Nick: And my phone was just going off the hook. It was about 752 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,921 Nick: 450 notifications and it was the worst thing ever. 753 00:31:55,921 --> 00:31:56,010 Browny: Do you have a boss or did you have to tell your employer? 754 00:31:56,010 --> 00:32:04,890 Nick: Yeah, my boss was actually sitting in the stands. I 755 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:07,170 Nick: work for my uncle at a cleaning company and he's 756 00:32:07,170 --> 00:32:09,240 Nick: off to Greece for three weeks' holiday and he's leaving me in 757 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,650 Nick: charge of everything. And he saw me go down and he was not happy. So yeah, it is. 758 00:32:14,310 --> 00:32:15,270 Nick: It's a shocker at the moment. 759 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,280 Browny: Well, we're going to send you a copy of Jonathan 760 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,730 Browny: Brown's Life and Football signed by Ricky Nixon. Enjoy. 761 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:23,001 Deano?: You'll have time to read it by the sounds of things. (inaudible) 762 00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:26,790 Browny: Good luck with the recovery, man. Thanks for letting us 763 00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:28,020 Browny: laugh at your misfortune. 764 00:32:31,230 --> 00:32:31,231 Nick: No, no, I appreciate it. Thanks guys. 765 00:32:31,231 --> 00:32:31,232 Browny: Get well soon Nick. Cheers mate. 766 00:32:31,232 --> 00:32:31,920 Dog: What a champion. 767 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:36,300 Deano?: Ah, he's an absolute ribber. I tell you I love walking through the 768 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:38,400 Deano?: Fox footy studios and every now and again, you just 769 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,969 Deano?: run into an immortal and this time I ran into Jason Dunstall 770 00:32:41,970 --> 00:32:44,790 Deano?: and it was a bit odd though, because I didn't have 771 00:32:44,790 --> 00:32:47,130 Deano?: a conversation. Normally a good back and forth with chief. 772 00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:50,461 Deano?: But all he had to say was this. 773 00:32:50,461 --> 00:32:50,462 Jason Dunstall: WTB. We're the best baby. 774 00:32:50,462 --> 00:32:50,463 Browny: No, he didn't. 775 00:32:50,463 --> 00:32:50,464 Dog: No, he did not. 776 00:32:50,464 --> 00:32:50,465 Browny: He didn't say that at all. 777 00:32:50,465 --> 00:32:50,466 Dog: No he didn't. 778 00:32:50,466 --> 00:33:00,660 Deano?: He did not even break stride. He just walked straight past 779 00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:01,290 Deano?: me. And that's what I- 780 00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:03,420 Jason Dunstall: WTB. We're the best baby. 781 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,260 Dog: I want to vomit. 782 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,010 Browny: It's growing. 783 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:05,970 Dog: I want to vomit. 784 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:07,561 Speaker 5: You reckon that saying has taken over the world? 785 00:33:07,561 --> 00:33:07,562 Dog: I believe that it is on its way. 786 00:33:07,562 --> 00:33:12,001 Deano?: I think it's growing legs, Dog. 787 00:33:12,001 --> 00:33:14,969 Dog: Did you know with my Bucks party, chief came. We went up to 788 00:33:14,970 --> 00:33:17,280 Dog: Sydney for the Epsom weekend. It was a Friday night. 789 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,220 Dog: We were in Double Bay, the place called Mississippi, and 790 00:33:20,430 --> 00:33:22,980 Dog: I was taking the piss out of chief and just 791 00:33:22,980 --> 00:33:26,670 Dog: his general looks and his demeanor and his attitude. And 792 00:33:27,330 --> 00:33:28,711 Dog: Johnny Barker, great friend of the show- 793 00:33:28,711 --> 00:33:28,712 Deano?: Yes, great friend of the show. 794 00:33:28,712 --> 00:33:33,030 Dog: ... was also up there on my Bucks. He, when we 795 00:33:33,030 --> 00:33:35,040 Dog: used to do the tackling and the grappling drills at Hawthorn, then 796 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:38,550 Dog: he went to Carlton, really prided himself on choker holds 797 00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:40,740 Dog: and he reckoned he could put people to sleep in 798 00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:42,660 Dog: under 10 seconds with- 799 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:43,771 Deano?: Oh, I didn't know that about Johnny. 800 00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:49,860 Dog: ... just cutting off your artery in your throat. No oxygen. Sleep. 801 00:33:49,950 --> 00:33:51,600 Deano?: He could have done that to himself when he was 802 00:33:51,690 --> 00:33:53,310 Deano?: following me back for the mark of the year in 2002. 803 00:33:53,310 --> 00:33:56,221 Browny: Poor bastard. Every time we bring that up, he's like, oh you motherfucker. 804 00:33:56,221 --> 00:34:02,040 Dog: So I'm sitting there, just heckling him over a few drinks at Mississippi, 805 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:06,420 Dog: chief. And chief says to Johnny Barker, put him to 806 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:09,180 Dog: sleep, right? And Barks goes, oh, you know, can't do that to 807 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:11,399 Dog: Dog. It's his Bucks party. He said, if you don't 808 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,890 Dog: do exactly as you are told, you'll never work in 809 00:34:13,890 --> 00:34:17,010 Dog: the industry again. Right? So this is a true story. 810 00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:19,500 Dog: So chief says to me, one more word out of 811 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:22,500 Dog: you, directed at me, Bark is putting you to sleep. 812 00:34:22,739 --> 00:34:26,250 Dog: So mate imagine me, I get another drink, come back. 813 00:34:26,910 --> 00:34:30,090 Dog: I have a crack at chief. And I say, well, 814 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:32,670 Dog: I can't be put to sleep because no one's ever 815 00:34:32,670 --> 00:34:34,440 Dog: been able to knock me out my whole time in 816 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,560 Dog: football. Barks comes up behind me. Chief looks at him, 817 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:42,630 Dog: nods, he does that choker hold. I literally... The last 818 00:34:42,630 --> 00:34:44,730 Dog: thing I remember is waking up to security, tapping my 819 00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:47,489 Dog: face, saying, excuse me, sir. You've had too much to 820 00:34:47,489 --> 00:34:47,850 Dog: drink. You're out. 821 00:34:47,850 --> 00:34:47,940 Deano?: What!? 822 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:51,989 Dog: They thought I'd passed out, the security. He laid me 823 00:34:51,989 --> 00:34:54,870 Dog: on the ground, unconscious. Unconscious. 824 00:34:58,290 --> 00:34:59,160 Browny: Mate, that's dog behavior. 825 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,320 Dog: He was anyway... I immediately got up, pointed at John 826 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,009 Dog: Barker and said, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't... not too drunk. 827 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:06,511 Dog: He's just choker-holded me. 828 00:35:06,511 --> 00:35:08,002 Deano?: That would've been a good sell (inaudible) . 829 00:35:09,030 --> 00:35:11,100 Dog: And then chief sort of looked over and winked at 830 00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:14,460 Dog: Barks and said, " I fucking told you mate, Hey, you've, you've 831 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:15,930 Dog: got a good, long coaching career ahead of you." 832 00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:19,002 Deano?: No wonder he survived (inaudible) . 833 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,310 Dog: So I have mixed emotions about chief, but if he's getting behind WTB, I'm all 834 00:35:23,310 --> 00:35:23,700 Dog: for it. 835 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:28,140 Deano?: That is great. I've heard about that whole... Famously, the Melbourne storm 836 00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:28,680 Deano?: tackling coach- 837 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,370 Dog: Johnny Donahue? 838 00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:32,001 Deano?: Yeah, I think Johnny. One of the front rails (inaudible) 839 00:35:32,001 --> 00:35:34,710 Deano?: was getting a bit out of hand at training one day and put 840 00:35:34,710 --> 00:35:36,420 Deano?: him to sleep in front of the rest of the team. 841 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:37,921 Browny: Mate, that can't be good for the brain. 842 00:35:37,921 --> 00:35:39,150 Speaker 5: No, it's not good for the brain. 843 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:40,801 Deano?: I'm not sure it is. 844 00:35:40,801 --> 00:35:42,690 Speaker 7: I'm not sure it is, but I would've thought you would've learnt that 845 00:35:42,690 --> 00:35:43,771 Speaker 7: in Mai Thai, your profession? 846 00:35:43,770 --> 00:35:43,772 Maxi: It is. It is one of the- 847 00:35:43,771 --> 00:35:44,161 Deano?: It's Millie Thai. 848 00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,010 Maxi: It is one of the maneuvers that I can pull 849 00:35:50,010 --> 00:35:51,180 Maxi: out whenever necessary. 850 00:35:54,330 --> 00:35:54,331 Deano?: Oh yeah, good. I'd like to see that. 851 00:35:54,331 --> 00:35:55,529 Browny: All right. Going to take an ad break. Do you have 852 00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:56,251 Browny: Water World coming up? 853 00:35:56,251 --> 00:36:00,149 Speaker 7: Oh, my word. I do. It's involving elephants. 854 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:06,450 Browny: Excellent. What a tease. Welcome back to Browny's Podcast. And 855 00:36:06,450 --> 00:36:07,861 Browny: he's back in the studio and it's time... 856 00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:10,740 Dog: I feel like you guys have genuinely missed me. Your demeanor's up. 857 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,580 Deano?: He is very excited you're here. Bucks was great, but 858 00:36:14,580 --> 00:36:15,960 Deano?: we've loved having you back, mate. 859 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,310 Speaker 5: I hate to say it. I was actually excited to see 860 00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:19,530 Speaker 5: him this morning and (inaudible) I'm the biggest negger 861 00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:22,710 Speaker 5: of Campbell that there is. Just for his lack of professionalism, 862 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:26,489 Speaker 5: his lack of preparation, his lack of attention. Anything else 863 00:36:26,489 --> 00:36:26,761 Speaker 5: we want to put in there? His... 864 00:36:26,761 --> 00:36:29,130 Deano?: No, but he's come prepared today though with his Water World. 865 00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:32,670 Dog: Water World. We're going all the way over to India. 866 00:36:32,670 --> 00:36:36,750 Dog: And the times of India are reporting that a 68 year 867 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:43,170 Dog: old woman called Maya Murmu was out in her village fetching some 868 00:36:43,170 --> 00:36:48,090 Dog: water from a well and completely out of nowhere, an 869 00:36:48,090 --> 00:36:52,259 Dog: elephant came up and attacked her. Now elephants aren't in 870 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:55,020 Dog: the area. So there was no reason for an elephant 871 00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:59,130 Dog: to be there. It had wandered over 250 kilometers away from its herd. 872 00:36:59,910 --> 00:37:02,460 Deano?: Cause there is African elephants and then there's Indian elephants 873 00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:02,790 Deano?: as well. 874 00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:04,080 Dog: Correct? Difference in the ears. 875 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:04,860 Deano?: They're smaller. 876 00:37:05,070 --> 00:37:10,950 Dog: So this is in the Odisha province and it picked 877 00:37:10,950 --> 00:37:12,959 Dog: her up, it swirled her around and it trampled her 878 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,840 Dog: to the point of injury that she got rushed to 879 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:20,970 Dog: hospital. And unfortunately for Maya, she passed away due to 880 00:37:21,270 --> 00:37:22,859 Dog: her trampling. 881 00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:23,880 Deano?: Massive trauma. 882 00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:24,569 Speaker 5: This is uplifting. 883 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,770 Dog: Yeah. So a couple of days later after they'd IDed the body, the 884 00:37:28,770 --> 00:37:32,490 Dog: family of Maya had got together and they are performing 885 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:38,131 Dog: last rites on her having a nice burial. A nice community- 886 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:38,431 Deano?: A celebration. 887 00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:38,431 Dog: Community celebration of her life. 888 00:37:38,431 --> 00:37:42,811 Browny: After this shocking event, they had come together and- 889 00:37:42,811 --> 00:37:42,812 Dog: It's a tragedy. 890 00:37:42,812 --> 00:37:44,670 Deano?: It would've been a closed casket, no doubt. 891 00:37:44,670 --> 00:37:47,969 Dog: And it was an evening celebration with her loved ones. 892 00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:53,040 Dog: And halfway through last rites, you wouldn't believe this, this 893 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:57,270 Dog: livid creature took the opportunity to come back- 894 00:37:57,330 --> 00:37:57,331 Browny: What!? 895 00:37:57,330 --> 00:37:59,280 Dog: ... Out of the fog- 896 00:37:59,280 --> 00:37:59,400 Deano?: Really? 897 00:37:59,400 --> 00:37:59,401 Browny: What!? 898 00:37:59,401 --> 00:38:02,070 Dog: ... it lifted her up out of her coffin- 899 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:02,641 Browny: What!? 900 00:38:02,641 --> 00:38:06,719 Dog: ... trampled her to death again in front of her 901 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:07,500 Dog: loved ones. 902 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:07,710 Browny: Jesus. 903 00:38:07,710 --> 00:38:11,190 Dog: They don't know what she did to the elephant. They don't even 904 00:38:11,190 --> 00:38:14,189 Dog: know why an elephant was in the province, but this 905 00:38:14,190 --> 00:38:17,100 Dog: elephant got her twice. She got elephantitus'd. RIP. 906 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:22,561 Browny: Where's Bucks? 907 00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:22,562 Dog: That is unprecedented. 908 00:38:22,562 --> 00:38:22,922 Browny: Bucks! Bucks! 909 00:38:23,430 --> 00:38:23,669 Deano?: Elephantitus. 910 00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:25,140 Browny: Bucks! 911 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:33,600 Speaker 5: Dog, it's good to see you. 912 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:33,601 Dog: The experts can't work out that this has ever happened before. 913 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,731 Deano?: It's like a serial killer returning to the scene of the crime. 914 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:35,732 Dog: Correct? 915 00:38:35,731 --> 00:38:37,920 Browny: It's so sinister that he came back. 916 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,011 Dog: It's so weird. 917 00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:38,071 Browny: Isn't it weird? 918 00:38:39,330 --> 00:38:43,000 Dog: It's unusual behavior. So anyway, the family of Murmu, they I think- 919 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,051 Speaker 5: (inaudible) the family of Murmu. 920 00:38:43,051 --> 00:38:48,600 Dog: I think they want to take up poaching to go after 921 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,350 Dog: all the elephants. 922 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,781 Deano?: I think you'll find she's got elephantitus now. There you go, Dog. 923 00:38:51,781 --> 00:38:51,782 Speaker 5: We got to go. 924 00:38:51,781 --> 00:38:52,230 Dog: Hey, great to see you guys. 925 00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:56,729 Speaker 7: I haven't told you, but I can't do the next 926 00:38:56,730 --> 00:38:57,240 Speaker 7: couple weeks.