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Speaker 1: It fits in How good is this?

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Speaker 2: Would I lie to you? You can catch it Monday

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Speaker 2: nights eight forty five and we love this lady so much.

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Speaker 2: The host of the show.

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Speaker 3: Got any excuse to get in front of your faces?

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Speaker 1: Would I lie to you?

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Speaker 4: Do you think having done this show, though, Chrissy Swan,

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Speaker 4: you've got more of an ear and an eye for

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Speaker 4: those telling FIBs?

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Speaker 3: No, No, I learned absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 5: No, you're just confused.

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Speaker 3: Having said that, having said that, I've always been able

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Speaker 3: to tell when my kids are lying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: When I did catch my eldest one in a lie

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Speaker 3: two days ago, what was yes? So he's got his

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Speaker 3: school has organized a tutor for him because of lockdowns

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Speaker 3: and stuff. He's a little bit behind in a few

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Speaker 3: subjects she hates. So I fight with him every week

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Speaker 3: and he pretends he doesn't remember that it's on Tuesday night,

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Speaker 3: and he's going, oh, yeah, nah, forgot, I forgot. I'm like, no,

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Speaker 3: you didn't need in my mind anyway. I'm grating parmesan

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Speaker 3: cheese for dinner and I look out the wind and

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Speaker 3: i can see him walking up the side of the

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Speaker 3: house after school, and I'm like, hang on, you're not

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Speaker 3: supposed to be here. In my mind, I'm like, you've

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Speaker 3: got You've got a tour after this. Anyway, he doesn't

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Speaker 3: come in the back door straight away, so then I

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Speaker 3: also know that he's waiting at the top of the

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Speaker 3: path formulating a story because he wasn't expecting me to

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Speaker 3: be there grading Parmesan when he arrived home. So we're

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Speaker 3: both playing our roles and he walks in the door

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Speaker 3: and I turn around and I say, what are you

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Speaker 3: doing here? You're supposed to be in your extra class

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Speaker 3: And he does this like balky, you know who's that character,

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Speaker 3: Like yeah, just this really hammy double take, like what

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Speaker 3: what a Oh my god, and I go, oh, that

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Speaker 3: is not fooling anyone. Get in the car. I'm driving

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Speaker 3: you back. Oh. I hate it when your mom did that.

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Speaker 4: You know what my dad used to say to me, though,

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Speaker 4: I can tell you're lying, and I go, I'm not,

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Speaker 4: and he'd say, yeah, it's written on your forehead.

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Speaker 1: That was his line, it's written on your forehead, so to.

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Speaker 4: The point where I would actually run to the bathroom

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Speaker 5: And now I'm doing it to the kids and they go, no,

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Speaker 5: it's not I didn't tell you.

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Speaker 2: How long did you dress up in a suit and

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Speaker 2: make out that you were going to work as an

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Speaker 2: adult when you'd left your job.

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Speaker 5: For about a week? See your dad? Another big day?

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Speaker 1: Where did you go?

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Speaker 3: But that's always the saddest story.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't know that Dad.

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Speaker 5: He used to sneak home and watch Seventh Heaven at lunch.

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Speaker 5: Of course he got fired and he fall asleep.

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Speaker 3: That was tafe, but there was so much shame.

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Speaker 5: Adjusting the tie and another big day, Dad. As I

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Speaker 5: wander out the door to sit in another meeting, I

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Speaker 5: didn't understand trying to spell cloud pressure of success. Oh

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Speaker 5: my god, you can smell it, can't you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's desperate.

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Speaker 2: Thank you mate, we are We have got your favorite

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Speaker 2: involved today, Clarence Carter, because we're going to be wrapping

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Speaker 2: to stroke.

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Speaker 1: Just what Iroking?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't think I've heard.

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Speaker 1: But now you've got to wrap to.

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Speaker 5: Her history of Fitty's love life.

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Speaker 1: Now you're to her.

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Speaker 2: It's actually what is som I only just listened to

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Speaker 2: the beat before. It's actually really easy to wrap to

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Speaker 2: not bad, it's a really.

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Speaker 4: First, that's the thing. As the guest on the show.

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Speaker 4: You get to choose do you want to go first

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Speaker 4: or leave it to the big guy.

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Speaker 3: Leave it to the big guy, because yeah, I'm not

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Speaker 3: very good at this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I'm going first, are going first?

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Speaker 1: I'm nervous.

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Speaker 2: I'm nervous, all right, wrap up of the way, Chrissy

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Speaker 2: Swan versus myself will don't Next, we have the magnificent

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Speaker 2: Chrissy Swan. You can catch it Monday nights. Would I

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Speaker 2: Lie to you? Eight forty five on Channel ten, it's

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Speaker 2: straight after Survivor. We love this lady so much.

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Speaker 1: She's here for.

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Speaker 2: When you.

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Speaker 1: Don't you know how much, Dad, I want you to

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Speaker 1: get as vocal as much as you can. Team Tommy

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Speaker 1: give I just really want to.

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Speaker 3: I just want to interject him.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, Christy Swan. I know where you're going.

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Speaker 3: Really, and I say it every time. I do not

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Speaker 3: like this narrative around Whipper's body.

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Speaker 2: What you're telling us, that's that's the.

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Speaker 5: Only joke we have on the show. We have on

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Speaker 5: the show.

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Speaker 1: Rhyme, Chrissy.

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Speaker 5: No, No, Chrissy makes a good point.

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Speaker 4: I have built a shield around me, Chrissy for where

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Speaker 4: these fat bullets fly.

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Speaker 3: I don't like it. And I just want it on

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Speaker 3: the record.

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Speaker 5: And I'm happy.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? Leave me alone?

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Speaker 2: I'm actually there is a I'm getting stuck in a

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Speaker 2: whipper in my wrap today.

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Speaker 4: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Nothing to do with.

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Speaker 5: His way, Okay, I'm looking after my receding hairlines.

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Speaker 2: This could be step one, Chrissy could be personality because

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Speaker 2: it's perfect.

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Speaker 5: The way that he dreams lovely. There is no win here,

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Speaker 5: all right, So.

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Speaker 1: Hell stroke you.

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Speaker 3: Had a song, We've already both won.

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Speaker 2: Welcome everybody to the rap tutorial or the Christy Swan memorial.

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Speaker 2: Can you hear that lyrical thunder?

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Speaker 1: Chrissy? You can't because you're six feet under. Soon you

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Speaker 1: will discover that I am your big brother.

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Speaker 2: You better take a seat and settle because I'm more

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Speaker 2: powerful than the voice of Gretel. You're a circus can

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Speaker 2: of worms, but this roast will give you third degree burns.

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Speaker 2: I'm a celebrity spelling b but now your f I

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Speaker 2: N I S H E D That spells finished it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, You're part of the fame at Nova. We love

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Speaker 1: you more than with the Love's Loafers. We love you

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Speaker 1: more than.

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Speaker 2: Tom loves Peeping or Matt Groups cousin creeping.

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Speaker 1: Ask you something, and I'm sorry if I'm stumbling. What

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Speaker 1: time of the day that you make love?

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Speaker 2: Because Clarence Carter is jumping up too to the wow?

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Speaker 4: Who is the marshals choking?

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Speaker 1: That is a hard act to follow, you say, I

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Speaker 1: feel like I've had a stroke.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what I liked about it was when

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Speaker 4: you finished writing what you wanted to say.

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Speaker 5: You just went back to the original lyrics of the song.

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Speaker 1: How good did you feel?

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Speaker 3: How good did it feel to sing the song along

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Speaker 3: with Clarence?

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Speaker 1: Well, if you want to do that at the end

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Speaker 1: of yours, we can all join him with that.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: There's so many words here, right, so many words here? Well,

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Speaker 3: look over here, it's big brothers. Ryan James is the

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Speaker 3: horse in the race. Then every day pulls off quite lame?

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Speaker 3: Am I going to pass walks out? O day?

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Speaker 1: Oh ladies?

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Speaker 5: Can you tell?

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Speaker 3: But it seems your wife has married a real life dumbbell.

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Speaker 3: I'm completely out of time.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 3: Fitz's kids are sure getting older soon they inherit your

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Speaker 3: bad attitude of those author shoulders. Oh I stroke it

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Speaker 3: whippers over there with his very strange agenda because he's

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Speaker 3: got more nannies than he has family members. Something about

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Speaker 3: him that's quite like a leech because he had a

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Speaker 3: small village to carry his backs to the beach.

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Speaker 1: And then there's.

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Speaker 3: Matt, the sucking traffic pig, always sucking up to his

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Speaker 3: bosses with a brand new gig. That should just let

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Speaker 3: things stay the same because it seems like the traffic

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Speaker 3: guy can't even stay in.

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Speaker 5: His own lane.

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Speaker 3: Let's just move on to the end. Your appetite is

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Speaker 3: still quite hearty, your wrapping them should be. Don't tell

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Speaker 3: a Versa. There's that narrative again that I hate, don't

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Speaker 3: like and Whipper with your jokes, you often try to

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Speaker 3: force it, which is kind of like what Whipper does

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Speaker 3: with his range Rover endorsement.

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Speaker 1: Staying down, man, I love that.

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Speaker 3: Stroker Wow, if you ever I mean that is I

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Speaker 3: was completely.

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Speaker 1: Out of time?

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Speaker 3: Do I have no rhythm?

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Speaker 1: Said? That was crap.

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Speaker 4: The thing is Chrissy as a as an objective observer, your.

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Speaker 1: Passion was there.

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Speaker 2: You went faster than you needed to, so technically you

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Speaker 2: were much better than.

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Speaker 1: This is rigged and I love it.

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Speaker 5: I will like Chrissy Swan's the winner. Swanny you gave

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Speaker 5: it everything, and you've given it your best. You can't

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Speaker 5: ask anymore.

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Speaker 3: And I said so many words, so many words, tom

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Speaker 3: so little time.

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Speaker 1: We love you so much, Chrissy. Would I lie to you?

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Speaker 2: Monday's eight forty five on Channel ten. Thank you very

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Speaker 2: much for coming.

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Speaker 3: On, Thank you so much for having me. I love

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Speaker 3: it here

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Speaker 1: It fits in whipper