Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, It's Lucky Dip time. Lucky Dip, Lucky Dip.
Speaker 2: Show us your dick, It's dicky dick time. Ri about
Speaker 2: the pen showers your penis? You know, if you say
Speaker 2: show us your anything, you puts rude.
Speaker 3: Show ish your jam ja like it's rude. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Although I was thinking what automatically comes to mind when
Speaker 3: you say that, and I can't think show us your anything?
Speaker 1: You say just saying, show ish.
Speaker 3: Your tea bag.
Speaker 2: Oh, show ish your teeth brash like it just makes
Speaker 2: it rude.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I just went because when you said tea bag, yeah,
Speaker 3: you saw of tea bagging bag.
Speaker 1: Whenever you think of tea bagging, do you still think
Speaker 1: of Big Brother back in the day when those guys
Speaker 1: tea bagged Camille.
Speaker 3: No, that was a turkey slap.
Speaker 1: That is so good doing that. Now, imagine you're laying
Speaker 1: on the bed and a guy just whips you with
Speaker 1: his dick when you're in the Big Brother House.
Speaker 3: In a relatively short time, times have changed.
Speaker 1: That guy John used to read the news at Nova
Speaker 1: and then moved over to kiss when I was there.
Speaker 1: I just used to feel so bad for him. Why,
Speaker 1: I don't know because he like they were good friends
Speaker 1: and he was just mucking around. I can see how
Speaker 1: things get out of hand. Like back in the day,
Speaker 1: I can picture one of my guy mates whacking me
Speaker 1: across the head while I'm laying there with his dick,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like just yeah.
Speaker 3: But the difference is you would have just been doing
Speaker 3: that in a like a private space. You can see
Speaker 3: that it would be oh oh yeah, some teenage boys
Speaker 3: seeing that thinking it's so funny, and then he'll just
Speaker 3: go around school whipping his cock out and slapping girls
Speaker 3: in the face with it. Can't do that.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Today, I've got what would you rather?
Speaker 1: Oh, these are quite silly, but you've got to really
Speaker 1: think about them, okay, because you've got to go, oh,
Speaker 1: if this was real life, would I really want this? Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that's something you don't ever have
Speaker 3: to say to me. Yeah, no, you just really think
Speaker 3: about Okay, would.
Speaker 1: You rather miss out on a year of your life
Speaker 1: or live the same day every day for a year?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah, so a year taken off your life
Speaker 1: or live the same day for a whole year? So
Speaker 1: full groundhog day? Which my life's pretty groundhog day. But
Speaker 1: not to the tea.
Speaker 3: You know, living the same day over, can you do
Speaker 3: different things on that day?
Speaker 1: Now, No, it's the same day over and over. So
Speaker 1: they're the same conversations, doing the exact same thing every minute,
Speaker 1: and you're aware of it, and you're aware of it.
Speaker 1: I'd probably rather lose a year of my life, saying,
Speaker 1: because you don't know when you're gonna die.
Speaker 3: And you would probably go insane.
Speaker 1: You'd go insane, but by the.
Speaker 3: First week you'd be crazy. You'd be fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. After hands down.
Speaker 3: Especially our life.
Speaker 1: Oh imagine Bne is so mundane, same and mine had
Speaker 1: probably they choose a day where I'm on a migraine
Speaker 1: and so I'd literally just be in bed for the
Speaker 1: whole year. Okay, would you rather die before or after
Speaker 1: your spouse?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: My god, before I think same. Yeah, I think most
Speaker 3: people would unless you really hated them.
Speaker 1: Well, a lot of people are in relationships where they're
Speaker 1: not that faced with their partner and would go nah, nah,
Speaker 1: I would, hands down. I sometimes when my anxiety is bad,
Speaker 1: he's like, imagine Sam died, I'd be so fucked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were, you were faced with it to a certain extent.
Speaker 1: A couple of years ago when Mark had cancer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But also I think it's that awareness of there's
Speaker 3: usually I was gonna say, in a couple, there's usually
Speaker 3: one that's stronger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's same in our relationship.
Speaker 3: Yes, we say that, But also that's because that's that
Speaker 3: can be our default. Right, So when Mark got sick,
Speaker 3: if someone had said to me, you know, four years ago, oh,
Speaker 3: Mark's going to get cancer, I would have been like,
Speaker 3: I won't be able to deal with that. But wring
Speaker 3: your face with it. You don't realize how strong you are.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be strong anymore, do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? I got through Mum's death and certain
Speaker 1: things within our kids, and I'm giving, like pushing through
Speaker 1: these migraines. I don't have the strength in me. I
Speaker 1: just don't want him to die.
Speaker 3: I think you've got a long time. He takes care
Speaker 3: of himself.
Speaker 1: Don't say that. You just jinxed me and I can't wood.
Speaker 1: I had to stop touching wood ages ago because I've
Speaker 1: got to obsessed with it. All right, Always hit a
Speaker 1: red light for the rest of your life, or always
Speaker 1: get slow internet after the sun goes down. Oh shit, yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh think about it though, maut Like for you, I know,
Speaker 1: because you work till all hours of the morning, you
Speaker 1: need the internet and stuff. But every time you get
Speaker 1: in the car you hit a red light.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 3: The red light thing could be of course, I'm always
Speaker 3: going to an extreme, but that could be a life
Speaker 3: or death thing as well. Like imagine you were in
Speaker 3: an ambulance, you had a heart.
Speaker 1: Attack, you had to get to the hospitaly rare circumstance.
Speaker 3: I know, but like, so's this scenario.
Speaker 1: I think because where I live there's no red lights,
Speaker 1: there's no red lights environ that I would go No,
Speaker 1: I'd actually probably go slow internet at light at night
Speaker 1: because I'd go I've got to be disciplined and I
Speaker 1: just can't be doing anything at nighttime.
Speaker 3: Both have advantages because the slow internet could be force
Speaker 3: you to get more shit done during the day that
Speaker 3: requires the Internet, and maybe you'd start reading a bit
Speaker 3: more whatever, Which is better for you red light Maybe
Speaker 3: you don't have to be so organized in the morning
Speaker 3: because you know you've got seven thousand traffic lights to
Speaker 3: do your makeup at all.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Yeah, or you have to be more organized because
Speaker 1: you've got you know, you're it's going to take time. Okay,
Speaker 1: always be twenty minutes late for important events, or always
Speaker 1: be two hours early for everything else.
Speaker 3: Twenty minutes late because I always am any.
Speaker 1: I hand like to, but say, like you've got a
Speaker 1: psychiatrist appointment or a doctor's appointment or an operation, you're
Speaker 1: twenty minutes late for that, which means you're going to
Speaker 1: miss your appointments every single time. If you're twenty minutes
Speaker 1: late for the doctors, you're not getting in.
Speaker 3: I don't even think of that. I think of the
Speaker 3: embarrassment of something like walking into I don't know, like
Speaker 3: someone's wedding, Yeah, someone's presentation, or a meeting twenty minutes late.
Speaker 3: It's the embarrassment of that early.
Speaker 1: Two hours early. You're losing a lot of time.
Speaker 3: Two hours early. What are you going to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we'll be twenty minutes late. Yeah, okay. Only
Speaker 1: able to wash your hair twice a year, or only
Speaker 1: be able to check your phone once a day?
Speaker 3: Oh, I would have to go with checking your phone
Speaker 3: once a day.
Speaker 1: Yes, I would choose that. I'd go wash Yeah, isn't
Speaker 1: that so?
Speaker 3: He Imagine how you'd smell, Imagine how much your hair
Speaker 3: would smell.
Speaker 1: But you can use dry sampoo. You probably spray.
Speaker 3: Build up so you'd be crustison.
Speaker 1: But I also think that your hair is self washing
Speaker 1: like your vagina.
Speaker 3: Right, I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I mean I definitely don't, that's for sure. Okay, always
Speaker 1: be overdressed or always be underdressed.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, probably overdressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's like rocking up to a wedding in
Speaker 1: track suit pants. If you do the underdressed, yeah, but
Speaker 1: it is like yeah, but then it could be like
Speaker 1: wearing a really like a ball gown to school. Pitchup.
Speaker 3: No, that's no, that's that's too extreme. I feel like
Speaker 3: overdressed is like, say you go to a house party
Speaker 3: and you're dressed. I don't know, you like, everyone's just
Speaker 3: in jeans and a T shirt and you're wearing something else.
Speaker 3: Doesn't have to be a fucking cocktail. Dressed, but like
Speaker 3: you know that you're dressed. You know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's that you feel like, oh shit, I look like
Speaker 3: I've put in all this effort. I look like I'm
Speaker 3: trying too hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yes, yeah, And it's not it's uncomfortable either,
Speaker 1: super uncomfortable. Okay, lucky last year. Ready, I'm ready, would
Speaker 1: you rather always be itchy or always be sweaty?
Speaker 3: Fuck sweaty?
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too itchy itch ishmighteous Sweaty is just not
Speaker 1: nice though either.
Speaker 3: No. But it's like, as long as you can wear
Speaker 3: deodorant if you're always sweaty. Speaking of that, I saw
Speaker 3: a hack on Instagram and I was like, fuck, that's
Speaker 3: pretty brilliant. It was a woman showing hacks on how.
Speaker 1: To use pads on your arms.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought, I'm not a sweaty person. But when
Speaker 3: I saw it, I thought that's actually genius. She like
Speaker 3: stuck a pad to the inside of her jacket. Yes,
Speaker 3: and then so when her you know, went down, the
Speaker 3: pad absorbed her sweat. Yeah. I'm like, that's pretty fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's not that genius, But would you
Speaker 1: have thought to do that?
Speaker 3: It never would have occurred to me.
Speaker 1: Nah. I don't sweat that much though at all.
Speaker 3: Another day.
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