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Speaker 1: Apochae Production.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to another episode about My.

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Speaker 1: Bad Mum podcast.

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Speaker 3: Guess what I was lucky enough to do on the

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Speaker 3: weekend after the back of I think it's not even

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Speaker 3: called R and B Fridays, but like Friday Friday's Live.

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Speaker 1: I went to Friday's Live on the Friday night. Had

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Speaker 1: a great old time. I had a great old time.

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Speaker 1: Didn't get like, you know, a white girl like I normally.

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Speaker 3: Would pople Mariah Yarry, Yeah, pitbull Mariah.

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Speaker 1: Did she do All I Want for Christmas?

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Speaker 3: I waited all night and then they went to Sydney

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Speaker 3: the following night and she did it in Sydney. But

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Speaker 3: there was a really bad video going around Sydney that

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Speaker 3: she lip synced a lot of it, like it was

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Speaker 3: clear as day she lip synced, whereas everyone at me

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Speaker 3: like we are Was she really that good? Did she

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Speaker 3: lip sync? I said, do you know what, I'm pretty

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Speaker 3: good at picking that up. Didn't see it and she

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Speaker 3: was genuinely singing because I heard the notes change and stuff.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't just straight through, So maybe she wore herself out,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: In Brisbane.

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Speaker 3: Then the next night in Sydney sang the Christmas song.

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Speaker 3: She even changed her outfit, whereas in Brisbane she hading

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Speaker 3: one outfit. Anyway, there was a lot of people there

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Speaker 3: and I had a great old time and then I

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Speaker 3: went into Saturday lucky enough to go and see Teddy Swims.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The next day I was lucky enough to be able

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Speaker 3: to dance competition.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't. It was the cool weekend, bought a

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Speaker 1: musical weekend.

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Speaker 3: I also sat there at one stage and had a

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Speaker 3: moment where I was cringing about a couple of the

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Speaker 3: uniforms that were coming out on stage, and I just

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Speaker 3: because I think it was a bit tired slash delirious.

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Speaker 1: It'd been a huge weekend. And then I'm sitting there

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Speaker 1: and I'm watching.

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Speaker 3: These performances after performances, after performances.

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Speaker 2: It's one of those weekends that you go, I definitely

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Speaker 2: need another day the other weekend to get over the

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Speaker 2: weekends because there's too much going on. Because not only

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Speaker 2: were you out Friday night, Saturday night, yeah, but I'm

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Speaker 2: guessing you rock Sunday morning. Oh, netball and that stuff

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Speaker 2: as well.

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Speaker 3: Netball into dance competition and Budroom. So we had to

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Speaker 3: then drive to Sunshine Ghost and then we were home

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Speaker 3: at eight pm at night because the last one was

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Speaker 3: at six pm.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you do too much with Nanadee. I know she

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Speaker 2: says it all the time, Rachel, you do too much.

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Speaker 1: It was too much and I was judging, Judge said,

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Speaker 1: and I can tell you that much. Am I a

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Speaker 1: bad mum for breaking the rules? We talk about this

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Speaker 1: a bit, right. I think it's a personality thing.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's like a star sign you know,

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Speaker 3: our other bit of star sign traits. I also love

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Speaker 3: a bit of the human design chart work, so I've

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Speaker 3: done all that about myself and I think this is

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Speaker 3: a bit of my personality of breaking rules.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm in.

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Speaker 3: Aries aries, personality known to everyone. If you read everything,

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Speaker 3: I mean, your Instagram is going to fill up with it.

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Speaker 3: Now aries aries Aries fiery, fiery and full on and

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Speaker 3: ask for forgiveness, not for permission, Like there's just this

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Speaker 3: is the ongoing story of my life. Actually, now that

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Speaker 3: I say that and flashes through my eyes, Elsie went

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Speaker 3: to camp. I know from the list of what everything

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Speaker 3: can and can't take, I have that little bit of

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Speaker 3: again coming into Elsie and my relationship and then my

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Speaker 3: understanding of how she operates and what she.

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Speaker 1: Eats and what she doesn't eat.

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Speaker 3: So by me sending you off to camp for four days, Katie,

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Speaker 3: when you if you even if you had her at

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Speaker 3: your house and you said.

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Speaker 1: Morning tea, it's a fruit platter, she just doesn't eat. Yeah, right, yep.

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Speaker 3: She's also very much like me as to then when

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Speaker 3: she hits that point of extreme hunger, she is hungry,

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Speaker 3: like it's not pleasant for anyone around.

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Speaker 1: So I go out on the Monday.

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Speaker 3: Prior to packing Monday night to send her off on

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Speaker 3: camp on Tuesday, and I grab and it was like

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Speaker 3: four or five of those like organic meat sticks individually

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Speaker 3: packet of lollies. I put it on the bench and

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Speaker 3: there was some elsie and bars like fucking rice bubbles,

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Speaker 3: like yeah, whatever.

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Speaker 1: I put it all on the end of the bench.

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Speaker 3: I continue doing every other fifty five other things I'm

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Speaker 3: doing at the same time, think well, when I'm going

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Speaker 3: up to pack her bag with her, because she'd half

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Speaker 3: packed her stuff which I'd given her I said, give

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Speaker 3: the list, start getting it out, just laid on the ground.

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Speaker 3: Then we'll do the rest together. I've got that sitting there.

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Speaker 3: Gracie comes home from Dan. She goes, what is that?

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Speaker 3: And I said, I'm putting in Elsie's bag for camp.

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Speaker 3: You know that you're not allowed to. You're breaking all

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Speaker 3: the rules. Mum, I went, yeah, but she doesn't eat anything,

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Speaker 3: so if she just starves herself for four days, I'm

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Speaker 3: going to be the person that cops the ship in.

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Speaker 1: The back end of that.

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Speaker 3: Because your sister doesn't eat buck all, So what am

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Speaker 3: I supposed to do? I said, I'm starting to panic

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Speaker 3: that she's going to be like malnutrition by the time.

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Speaker 3: But at the same time, and she goes, you didn't

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Speaker 3: give me lollies. She said that you don't want to

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Speaker 3: break the rules, and she's spraying me. I said, have

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Speaker 3: you quite finished? Have you quite finished? I said, you

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Speaker 3: also eat everything?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Because in her mind she's like, well, she's the

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Speaker 2: favorite child.

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Speaker 3: Then she so and I looked at her and I said,

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Speaker 3: all right, we'll take the fucking lollies out.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a shit. Take the lollies out.

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Speaker 3: Then you're even she's just breaking the rules mum by

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Speaker 3: sending food with her.

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Speaker 2: Funny how because my girls are the exact same. There

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Speaker 2: are certain things and they're like, you're breaking the rules

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Speaker 2: and they like shamey for it, and I'm like, this

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Speaker 2: is supposed to be the other way around. You're supposed

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Speaker 2: to be doing the things that you're not supposed to do,

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Speaker 2: and I'm supposed to be picking you up on her.

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Speaker 1: She's just trying to be nasty. I think she'd had

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Speaker 1: a bad day.

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Speaker 3: And I looked her as you quite finished, I'll removed

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Speaker 3: the lallies then you even shecuse, but what if someone

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Speaker 3: else with allergies eats the things that Elsie's got in

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Speaker 3: her bag? Well, I said, well, I've given your sister

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Speaker 3: a clear instruction to leave it at the bottom of

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Speaker 3: her bag and then when she's had the meat to stick,

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Speaker 3: put the rubbish back in her bag.

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Speaker 1: And I saw it on Friday.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say, hey, else, take your food and share

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Speaker 3: it with your camp mates. I said, I'm doing this

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Speaker 3: as a last resort. If she's not hungry and she's

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Speaker 2: You're getting into trouble for smuggling. I've fred jerky into

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Speaker 2: school camp of all the.

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Speaker 1: Things, beef jerky, beef turkey.

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Speaker 3: I was like, this is pretty rich. You're going off

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Speaker 3: me for breaking the rules.

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Speaker 1: You're twelve. How does be quiet sound?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what reminds me of Do you know

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Speaker 2: Russell Brand?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I went to see him in Brisbane and he did

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Speaker 2: this bit of his comedy routine where he was talking

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Speaker 2: about coming into Australia and that video that plays as

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Speaker 2: You're about to land that talks about Australia's strict what's

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Speaker 2: it called.

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Speaker 3: The biosecurity food or honey or anything that's got dirt

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Speaker 3: on them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I remember him standing up and he went,

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Speaker 2: you know, I've got a pretty impressive criminal record, but

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Speaker 2: you guys take fucking fruit smuggling very seriously.

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Speaker 3: It's so true, and that is how I feel about

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Speaker 3: meat sick.

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Speaker 2: You're the beef jerky smuggler. Well, I've rached in here

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Speaker 2: for I smuggled beef jerk into the school camp.

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Speaker 1: Even saying it, I'm like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 3: I don't want her teachers to have to deal with

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Speaker 3: the hungry version of Elsie because they'll send her home.

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Speaker 1: And then the other part of it Katie.

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Speaker 3: Tom was like, I'll ask for forgiveness if I get

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Speaker 3: the email home dear missus Saturday.

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Speaker 1: We appreciate you trying to feed your child, but.

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Speaker 3: You've broken all the rules of the school camp and

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Speaker 3: now Elsie's never going to be allowed to go again.

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Speaker 1: How did you get FUX out?

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Speaker 2: I remember getting an email from the girl's daycare back

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Speaker 2: in the day. They were like two or something, and

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Speaker 2: there was an email that went out to all the parents.

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Speaker 2: This wasn't aimed at me, by the way, saying, we

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Speaker 2: really encourage a nutritious lunch packed for your child to

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Speaker 2: come for the.

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Speaker 1: Day at daycare.

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Speaker 2: Please note that we don't include leftover KFC.

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Speaker 1: In this.

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Speaker 2: I was like, that's aimed that one person. She's nicely

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Speaker 2: sent it out to every parents don't really know who

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Speaker 2: it is that that one person knows who they are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they do.

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Speaker 2: Shit, Yeah I'm the one. I only had leftover KFC

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Speaker 2: from last night in the fridge and nothing else.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're asking for trouble. I also would

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Speaker 1: feel so shamed about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah I would. But I also I'm like, give

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Speaker 2: that woman some love, Like she hasn't been chopping in

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Speaker 2: a while.

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Speaker 1: Don't.

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Speaker 2: Let's not judge her.

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Speaker 3: On who knows what's going on for her. She might

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Speaker 3: also have a painful kid that doesn't eat anything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have definitely been the bum that is

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Speaker 2: cutting moldy crusts off of sandwiches.

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Speaker 3: I might have smuggled beef jerky and to my child's

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Speaker 3: camp bag, but I've never done the mold on.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've never.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely cut us the mold to get another at

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Speaker 2: least three days out of that bread.

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Speaker 1: This dis