Speaker 1: Get you the morning every day, Adelaide. Let's talk text messages.
Speaker 2: Did you get any bloats text messaging you to say
Speaker 2: that they were coming to your party?
Speaker 3: Or did they just assume that you'd know that they
Speaker 3: were coming?
Speaker 4: No text yet.
Speaker 1: That's okay, I understand. I don't take it personally because
Speaker 1: it's a both thing.
Speaker 2: We've been talking about this a little bit this morning,
Speaker 2: because I'm just lamenting the fact I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: understand how you can send someone a lovely text and
Speaker 2: they can just completely blank you. So I was saying,
Speaker 2: just before, someone who was very kind to me in
Speaker 2: the radio space, when you want an acra, Oh, I
Speaker 2: sent a message and said, hey friends, so hazy one
Speaker 2: the ACRO just wanted to thank you for having faith
Speaker 2: in both of us. None of this would have happened
Speaker 2: without you, etcetera, etcetera. That was last October.
Speaker 1: Oh no reply, Well watch this space, okay, maybe your
Speaker 1: response is coming very shortly.
Speaker 4: Who knows.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: Because I sent another text on I thought I'll just
Speaker 2: try again. I'm just going to throw it out there
Speaker 2: again and just see if I get something better. Nibble
Speaker 2: sent one two weeks ago. Another nice message nothing back.
Speaker 3: But he does find the time to message you.
Speaker 1: Though, yeah, yeah, okay, look, I don't know. I can't
Speaker 1: explain this phenomenon. All I can say is that blokes
Speaker 1: aren't intelligent in this space.
Speaker 2: Will you try to explain it to me in that
Speaker 2: if I send you a nice message, you'll read it
Speaker 2: and go, oh, that's lovely, and then you'll just get
Speaker 2: distracted by the NBA.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing, and then and then everything else,
Speaker 1: and I'm moved, So that's the thing. So now it's
Speaker 1: almost I reckon. It's almost like a MIDI news resolution.
Speaker 1: When I get an email about something that's important or
Speaker 1: a text message that's important, as soon as you see it,
Speaker 1: respond straight away. Otherwise, as a bloke, I will forget. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I won't remember for another two days. I give
Speaker 1: you example. Each and every week, I'll get an email
Speaker 1: saying get you tips. In if I don't respond immediately
Speaker 1: you want to, I will get a text message two
Speaker 1: days later saying hey, I need your tips by midday,
Speaker 1: and I'll go.
Speaker 4: Ah, so sorry, I got distracted for two days.
Speaker 3: Two hundred and.
Speaker 2: Fifty co Black voucher for the best caller this morning.
Speaker 2: Get involved thirteen, twenty four to ten, we've got all
Speaker 2: ten year old Lola on the phone. Good morning, Lola,
Speaker 2: good morning, good morning. You've got a theory about this?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 5: I think it's because like they're just lazy, Like they're
Speaker 5: too lady to even get up and pick up their
Speaker 5: phone to look at the message. Yeah what or there
Speaker 5: I forgot?
Speaker 3: Oh there, don't know, don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm not scared of the woman's respond Yeah. O, that's
Speaker 5: a good one.
Speaker 4: Do you know what, Lola ten years old? Wise words,
Speaker 4: wise words?
Speaker 3: Men are just lazy?
Speaker 4: Might absolutely nailed it right there.
Speaker 3: Twenty four ten. Get involved in the conversation. Please just
Speaker 3: explain this to me? Is it's hard not to take
Speaker 3: it personal at this point?
Speaker 4: I don't just put Jos at ease? All right?
Speaker 1: Maybe some blokes text through. Why are we so useless
Speaker 1: at the end?
Speaker 3: They're not going to text you? That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's very true.
Speaker 1: We're talking about please course and thirteen and twenty four
Speaker 1: ten up for grabs as well. Best call this morning.
Speaker 1: We've got a two hundred and fifty dollars co Co
Speaker 1: Black voucher. Hey, vent about your partner?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 1: Maybe they're hopeless at replying texts, and how do you
Speaker 1: deal with the situation?
Speaker 3: Love to hear from him?
Speaker 4: All right, thirteen twenty four ten. We take calls next.
Speaker 4: How are you feeling over there?
Speaker 3: Just rejected, sad, depleted.
Speaker 1: I'm picking that up as well. Another text from that bloke.
Speaker 1: You won't text it back.
Speaker 2: I'm just asking the question, is it just me on
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four ten? Or are all men just really
Speaker 2: bad at replying to text messages?
Speaker 4: Do you know what it's?
Speaker 2: Men?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're not good in this space from my experience
Speaker 1: as a whole, and there's going to be some exceptions,
Speaker 1: of course, but women are so organized.
Speaker 4: Yeah, menneso disorganized.
Speaker 2: But I think we know in that moment if we
Speaker 2: don't text back straight away, we probably might forget about it.
Speaker 3: So that's why we're quite diligent, Okabe, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's going to John from Saint Mary's John, you've got
Speaker 2: a theory.
Speaker 1: I do, what is it?
Speaker 3: John?
Speaker 1: A little bit of tongue in check to make get
Speaker 1: around a bit of a laugh.
Speaker 5: But I listen to divorce in any case of a
Speaker 5: woman's written a little kids at the end, they're asking
Speaker 5: for a divorce from their current partner.
Speaker 1: They're responding, huh.
Speaker 4: John, of course a little bit jeeus.
Speaker 2: John is saying men don't put anything in writing unless
Speaker 2: it's a divorce.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well that is very controversial.
Speaker 7: Here.
Speaker 3: It's got a Tanya from Holden Hill.
Speaker 2: Thank you, John, Tanya, Hi, good morning, gorgeous people, how old.
Speaker 3: Goodanya.
Speaker 5: You know what, darling, we need to take gender out
Speaker 5: of this. I'm going to have to do a little
Speaker 5: mini confession. Yes, I am notorious, and it is not
Speaker 5: because of lack of care. I am not heathered by
Speaker 5: my phone twenty four to seven. By the time I
Speaker 5: actually read some textas I give a response back, look
Speaker 5: at the moment I read it, I give a response back,
Speaker 5: and I get things like, oh, well that three days ago,
Speaker 5: and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: And it actually gets worse because in terms of my brother,
Speaker 5: he goes, why you are my my emergency contact? I
Speaker 5: could have been dead in the garter for a week
Speaker 5: and oh your father have a look.
Speaker 4: Did yeah, which.
Speaker 5: Is not gender based. It's more so if you're constantly
Speaker 5: having contact with your phone, you have that ability to
Speaker 5: be oh, look, quick response. I agree, women, we look
Speaker 5: at it. We respond straight away, but it's just running
Speaker 5: around and you're doing things. I was in the shop
Speaker 5: all day yesterday. I then got five texas when I
Speaker 5: got home and I had to respond to both brothers,
Speaker 5: one at nine point thirty one at three point thirty
Speaker 5: day texts, and I'm like, at five o'clock, oh so sorry.
Speaker 1: Yes see, I understand that stacks up and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden you get confused and you've got a waiting
Speaker 1: this when it comes to text messages that you.
Speaker 2: Call them texas too. Yeah, you never quite know whether
Speaker 2: to call it a text or a group of texts.
Speaker 2: Are they texted?
Speaker 1: That's a good question as well. Brings to the age
Speaker 1: of debate. Is one week biks, a week bick or
Speaker 1: a week bix? Anyway, we're fearing off course here.
Speaker 3: Rass Jackie from Normanville.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, how I.
Speaker 3: Am wrap this up for us? Jackie.
Speaker 5: So I'm self confessed as well.
Speaker 2: I'm probably the worst sex messenger and I'm always on
Speaker 2: my phone.
Speaker 5: So it's probably even worse. But in theory, we've probably
Speaker 5: in relations with yours. It might just be that you've
Speaker 5: written a beautiful message. Maybe he just doesn't know how
Speaker 5: to respond, so that thanks for the thumbs up? Isn't
Speaker 5: good enough? Yeah, so he just doesn't respond.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh my god, it's the least Jackie Scott and
Speaker 6: Andrew Hayes least twenty ten.
Speaker 1: She's going on.
Speaker 2: They just don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, So, just to summarize this, Jode's from the
Speaker 1: way that I'm reading, you should definitely take this personal.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Please tell me about this revolutionary new study that you've
Speaker 2: come across.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is not going to be surprising to you.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm specifically talking to the fellas. Listen up, guys,
Speaker 1: if you'd like an easier life. Okay, listening to women
Speaker 1: maybe one of the most underrated life hacks, according to
Speaker 1: a new behavioral study. So Joe, it's no surprises from you,
Speaker 1: yet you don't look shocked or surprised at all.
Speaker 4: Researchers found that men.
Speaker 1: Who consistently sought and considered women's input, particularly in decision
Speaker 1: making roles, were significantly more likely to make rational, balanced,
Speaker 1: and effective choices.
Speaker 3: How much money did they spend in their study?
Speaker 4: Because I just was done pretty quickly, to be honest,
Speaker 4: Because you.
Speaker 3: Just told your this, like right off the battle.
Speaker 1: The study of Tributes this to cognitive diversity and emotional intelligence.
Speaker 1: Women were shown to emphasize long term outcomes, empathy, and
Speaker 1: broader context and problem solving. When these perspectives were integrated,
Speaker 1: teams or individuals had fewer failures, better social cohesion, stronger
Speaker 1: performance outcomes.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just I feel like I'm in one
Speaker 2: of those lectures or chats or you know, speeches where
Speaker 2: people tell you the absolute bleeding obvious.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: And what I will say is, why why we only
Speaker 1: just fighting this out right now?
Speaker 3: Hey, let's talk Chloe Kardashian, shall we?
Speaker 4: Oh? Finally, gosh. I was wondering if we're going to
Speaker 4: do this. We got there.
Speaker 2: She's broken down every cosmetic procedure and surgery that she
Speaker 2: has ever done.
Speaker 4: Thank god, she's done that. Has she had procedures?
Speaker 3: What I'll show you before and after.
Speaker 2: That's Chloe before, that's Chloe after looks completely and utterly different.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool, they're not the same person. Now show me
Speaker 1: Chloe Kardashian place.
Speaker 2: So she's tagged the doctor or the office that performed
Speaker 2: each treatment, giving.
Speaker 3: Credit where credit is due. I like that she's transparent.
Speaker 2: So many of these celebrities like what do you mean
Speaker 2: I've had surgery.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm natural and I am smiling, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So, first and foremost, she confirmed that she's had a
Speaker 2: nose job.
Speaker 3: We all knew that.
Speaker 2: She said she's had laser hair for the hairline and
Speaker 2: everywhere else, botox and sculpture whatever that is.
Speaker 3: And she's lost eighty pounds over the years. What's eighty pounds?
Speaker 4: That's about how many thirty thirty five thirty five killers.
Speaker 2: Next on the list soft wave, which is a non
Speaker 2: invasive laser procedure that does the following left the eyebrows,
Speaker 2: ferm and lift lax tissue on the neck and under
Speaker 2: the chin, improve the appearance of facial lines and wrinkles,
Speaker 2: will reduce the appearance of celliide and to treat acne's.
Speaker 3: Stars as well.
Speaker 4: Sorry say that again, I don't ask.
Speaker 2: And finally, she said she's tried various topical treatments, including.
Speaker 3: Salmon sperm facial.
Speaker 1: That's the one. That's the one that we're waiting for. Finally, gosh,
Speaker 1: that's the secret.
Speaker 2: I think that's This is a real ale list procedure
Speaker 2: that the old salmon sperm facial, Right, I don't know
Speaker 2: who offers them here in Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Joe, I've got a lot of questions for you. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure that you can answer. First of all, who
Speaker 1: collects the specific sperm? And how's it done? Where are
Speaker 1: the salmon from? How do you specialize in this particular area?
Speaker 3: You correct? I don't have any answers to those questions.
Speaker 2: And now I'm trying to visualize how you extract salmon sperm.
Speaker 1: Very good question, and I can only assume that's a
Speaker 1: very niche sort of art.
Speaker 4: And each job title, and what would the job title be?
Speaker 1: Could it be something like a salmon sperm saucer something
Speaker 1: like that, Maybe could be a salmon sperm specialist, Yes,
Speaker 1: who knows. Maybe a fish facial facilitator. Does that work?
Speaker 1: What about a salmon spunk strategy lead?
Speaker 2: That's too much?
Speaker 4: What about as well as the salmon who are part
Speaker 4: of the project.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do they want to be?
Speaker 4: Do they want to be?
Speaker 1: But also can you imagine that one particular salmon catching
Speaker 1: up with his salmon buddies and maybe meeting someone new
Speaker 1: out on just a salmon night out and they say,
Speaker 1: what do you do for a living? And years I
Speaker 1: actually work with the Kardashians. Oh yeah, what do you
Speaker 1: do with the Kardashians. You are not gonna believe me
Speaker 1: if i'd tell you. Sit down and let's get a beer.
Speaker 1: A fierce little segment. This has become weekly debate. We
Speaker 1: started this a few weeks ago and boy boy jokes,
Speaker 1: you're good at this all five one year leading.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'll take it.
Speaker 2: Normally I'll lose everything on this show to you, and
Speaker 2: it hurts my soul.
Speaker 1: Oh well, not the space, okay, which is good for
Speaker 1: you because when it comes to words, it's pretty important
Speaker 1: on radio.
Speaker 4: So you're in a good space.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: The topic this morning is football is tougher than netball,
Speaker 1: and I'm going against.
Speaker 2: This goes against the grain of everything, every single fiber
Speaker 2: in my body.
Speaker 1: I'm going into bat for netball. Okay, all right, can
Speaker 1: I go first, Jill? All right, here is my debates. Yep,
Speaker 1: pretty joes, shut your face for a second. What's that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: This is the sound of another Netble's ACL going pop.
Speaker 1: Statistically speaking, every five to seven seconds, somebody cross the
Speaker 1: globe somewhere playing netble will pop their ACL.
Speaker 4: It's absolutely brutal. Somebody somewhere that you know has.
Speaker 1: Been a victim of Netple's ruthless and the sensatiable appetite
Speaker 1: for destroying knees, hips and ankles. The sport gives absolutely
Speaker 1: notes about your body. In fact, it challenges you to
Speaker 1: push your body to the extreme and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden and then it just laughs it off and
Speaker 1: then says something super obnoxious like here, if you need,
Speaker 1: oh jeus that, I'll tell you what I need a
Speaker 1: knee reconstruction. Well, there's a double. But don't think it's
Speaker 1: just your knees in trouble as well, your beautiful idiot.
Speaker 1: Here's a list of the most Google questions relating to netball.
Speaker 1: Can I play netball with a torn meniscus? Can I
Speaker 1: play netball with a torn ligament? Does netball have a
Speaker 1: high injury rate? How do I know if I tore
Speaker 1: my ace or playing netball? Did netball just rob my apartment?
Speaker 1: Why did netbule steal my car?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: If there's another double, netball is a bad ass bitch,
Speaker 1: And for the sake.
Speaker 4: Of your body, more on justin, and to do that,
Speaker 4: you should play.
Speaker 2: Footy very dare you bring Justin Bieber into this.
Speaker 1: Well, Biaber's just speaking some facts. Goodness, sare's another one.
Speaker 3: Dear, Okay, you're onto something, you do.
Speaker 6: You have a fine your poor racel oh man and
Speaker 6: your achilles and your hips and everything else. It's a
Speaker 6: pretty so much brutal force on the concrete courts of
Speaker 6: netball throws so true?
Speaker 3: Would you like my rebuttal?
Speaker 4: Now here we go?
Speaker 3: Okay, in the words of.
Speaker 2: The great Warwick Kaffa, and what is yours? Warwick is
Speaker 2: the most brutal game on the planet, and your tidy
Speaker 2: whiti shorts and long flowing locks belied just how damn
Speaker 2: courageous you were, my man. In AFL you get crunched, kicked,
Speaker 2: smashed mid air, squirrel gripped, whacked head high, all the
Speaker 2: while trying to work out which way that little oval
Speaker 2: shaped pigskin Sharon is going to bounce.
Speaker 3: Good luck.
Speaker 2: It's essentially driving a Formula one car rugby both Union
Speaker 2: and League Soccer UFC and pole volting and cliff diving
Speaker 2: all rolled into one with no padding.
Speaker 3: In netble, you so much as breathe on your opponent.
Speaker 2: Contact gold offense, obstruction, We attack stepping center. You looked
Speaker 2: at me funny goalkeeper.
Speaker 3: And just how tough can you be wearing.
Speaker 2: A thin like a dress that you have to pull
Speaker 2: down over your ass.
Speaker 3: Every eight seconds?
Speaker 2: Insummation, Let me quote the great Jimmy Reese aka Jimmy
Speaker 2: Gigle aka the man who invented netbull. The most contact
Speaker 2: in the sport occurs when the ball isn't even around.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Let there be mildly sexual grinding.
Speaker 8: I don't understand you said you're not allowed them make
Speaker 8: contact with any other players. Jason, you are stupider than
Speaker 8: the boomer trying to send a meme. You must defend
Speaker 8: with your arms beside you ish so you can't stick
Speaker 8: your arms out, Jason, So just stop a player from moving.
Speaker 4: You have to rub the against the Oh.
Speaker 3: There's rubbing.
Speaker 1: How dare you go beyond the boundaries and recruit the
Speaker 1: great Warrick Capper and Jimmy Giggle.
Speaker 3: It's not fair, It's a lot not fair.
Speaker 2: I've eaten the victor of the said rubbing on the
Speaker 2: netbule port. Let me say many a time I've said,
Speaker 2: are you right? Are you enjoying yourself for goodness sake?
Speaker 4: Yeah? All right?
Speaker 1: Where do you stand? Thirteen and twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: Football is tougher than netble, is it?
Speaker 2: But let's go to Haley from Paralleuri. Good morning, Haleyn,
Speaker 2: Are you good?
Speaker 3: Where does your vote lie?
Speaker 1: Look, my vote lies with you, Jodie.
Speaker 5: I've played both sports.
Speaker 1: I think netball is more frustrating mentally.
Speaker 3: But harder, okay, as in physically harder.
Speaker 5: I reckon footy is physically harder, but netball, like girls
Speaker 5: netble girls are a.
Speaker 1: Different free Yes in what space that gets through it
Speaker 1: Hailey and me?
Speaker 5: Or they're just because you can't because it's a long
Speaker 5: contact sport like there's just there's more like ammunition behind
Speaker 5: the movement, if that make sense.
Speaker 4: They're mean, Oh, such of mean girls just playing a
Speaker 4: bit of sport.
Speaker 2: Honestly, don't you reckon, Haley? There are some girls who
Speaker 2: just go out with the intention of annoying their opponent
Speaker 2: and hurting the people. All right, So that's one vote
Speaker 2: for football. Let's go to Alex from Quoiting.
Speaker 1: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what if you want to ask me
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago, hands down, right, But I
Speaker 2: saw my sister in front of my eyes. Yeah, a
Speaker 2: c L and it's going to be.
Speaker 4: There we go. It's one of the PA Thank you, Alex.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you Joe's five to seven seconds statistically, someone
Speaker 1: pops her ace he or playing netball.
Speaker 4: Oh there's another one.
Speaker 3: Monica from Holden Hill. Good morning, Monica.
Speaker 2: Hello, okay, can you settle this for this?
Speaker 4: Is this a deciding vote?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: It is all right?
Speaker 1: Hang on a second, Monica, hang on you ready, We're
Speaker 1: gonna give you a drum roll. This will decide the
Speaker 1: debate this morning we go.
Speaker 4: What do you reckon? Monica?
Speaker 5: I do think football is tougher.
Speaker 1: The debate, Thank you very much, Michael. Why why do
Speaker 1: you think football stuffer?
Speaker 5: I just think people go home more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, fair enough, okay it I think
Speaker 3: the St.
Speaker 2: John's ambulance people down at Dune BALLI say, stadium might
Speaker 2: beg to differ.
Speaker 1: On the front of telling you where do you think
Speaker 1: I've got my statistics from Joe's.
Speaker 4: That ain't lie, They don't lie.
Speaker 3: Hey yeah, I just read out the score for us
Speaker 3: for the weekly debate, can you wow?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: So that was two votes, the one which brings you
Speaker 1: as the winner this week. And now that is one, two, three, four,
Speaker 1: five six. Oh my gosh, six to one six one
Speaker 1: six one overall on the weekly debate, sitting ugly, isn't
Speaker 1: he's getting a little bit ugly? My gosh, we play
Speaker 1: songs and I'm just kidding. You want that this week
Speaker 1: as well?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, jeez, you're on five.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't do this to you on your fortieth birthday week?
Speaker 4: Shoulday? That is very very true.
Speaker 3: I have a question about boys. Can you? Can you
Speaker 3: man explain something to me? Please? Why don't you reply
Speaker 3: to text messages?
Speaker 4: Excuse me? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Can you do?
Speaker 4: We not do a very good job.
Speaker 3: You're actually you in particular are awful.
Speaker 2: But I just have an example for you, and I'll
Speaker 2: read out these text messages I've sent too now to
Speaker 2: someone who's been quite influential in my radio career and
Speaker 2: was really, really, really kind to me when I was
Speaker 2: a bit low. So there's been a couple of things
Speaker 2: that happened. The first one was you won an ACRA
Speaker 2: for Best New Talent even though you're seventy eight years old.
Speaker 4: Excuse me very much.
Speaker 1: Don't you'd rank me by age?
Speaker 4: Mature aged? Okay, mature age?
Speaker 3: The day after you won that ACRA, and I'll read.
Speaker 2: You the text that I sent this particular person. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to name them because I don't want to
Speaker 2: embarrass them. I said, hey, friend, so Hazy won an
Speaker 2: ACRA last night, and I just wanted to thank you
Speaker 2: for having faith in both of us. None of this
Speaker 2: would have happened if you hadn't seen the potential in us.
Speaker 2: I'm so grateful for you. That's nice little kiss on
Speaker 2: the end. Yeah, that was on the thirteenth of October
Speaker 2: last year.
Speaker 3: No reply.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough, and you know it's hard for me
Speaker 1: not to take that personally as well.
Speaker 4: Perhaps who knows.
Speaker 1: Because then straight away you might go is well, maybe
Speaker 1: you sit there and like I don't care, I don't
Speaker 1: get everyone.
Speaker 3: And ager and then and then it gets better.
Speaker 2: So last month we had a nice little ratings win,
Speaker 2: so I said, I thought, I'm going to double down.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go again.
Speaker 2: I sent another message and I said, well, we did
Speaker 2: it as you predicted. Thank you for having trusted me
Speaker 2: when I didn't have much faith in myself. Another little kiss.
Speaker 3: Yet to respond.
Speaker 2: God, what I don't understand how you can read something
Speaker 2: like that and just go, oh, yeah, cool, nothing.
Speaker 4: Actually, this is a tough one and guys, please get involved?
Speaker 3: Why is it a boy thing?
Speaker 1: Help a brother out? Thirteen twenty four ten? Or do
Speaker 1: I dare say? Text us? I know four double oh
Speaker 1: nine nine.
Speaker 4: Nine one nine.
Speaker 3: I'm getting no response.
Speaker 4: Oh sure, I get much of response.
Speaker 1: I feel like the worst thing that I do in
Speaker 1: this situation is that I quickly get a text. I
Speaker 1: read it and go, oh, that's a great text. I'm
Speaker 1: busy right now, I'll write back later.
Speaker 3: I do that to me all the time, all the time.
Speaker 4: I swear that's what's happening.
Speaker 2: Jod's because and then when I eventually speak to you,
Speaker 2: I didn't want to get back to that text that
Speaker 2: I wasn't you and you go you.
Speaker 3: Always got Oh yeah, I read that and thought that
Speaker 3: was really nice. Yeah, And then I.
Speaker 1: Know, sometimes I wake up in the middle of and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, gosh, I haven't written back to
Speaker 1: that person. I haven't written back to that lovely message
Speaker 1: from Jody.
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear from Is it just a boy thing? Lads?
Speaker 3: Stick up for yourself.
Speaker 4: Maybe we're just idiots.
Speaker 2: Maybe that could potentially be it, but don't I don't
Speaker 2: know a lot. I do not know a lot of
Speaker 2: females that just don't respond to people, particularly when they
Speaker 2: send something lovely.
Speaker 1: Alternatively, perhaps the spoke of your messaging is like, for
Speaker 1: goodness sake, Jody, stop texting me for clout easy.
Speaker 4: It was forty love lesson.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're thinking, like you're an idiot.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't be allowed to give lafe advice.
Speaker 3: You don't know anything.
Speaker 4: I don't know anything for a week.
Speaker 1: It's more of a don't do what I did type
Speaker 1: situation at the forty Can I just say this, I'm
Speaker 1: man enough to admit that three times across my life
Speaker 1: I've put petrol into a diesel cap.
Speaker 4: Three times.
Speaker 2: You'd only been doing that once once, and then you
Speaker 2: should learn your lesson from evermore.
Speaker 1: And the shame that you feel, the shame that you
Speaker 1: feel when you put petrol into.
Speaker 4: A diesel probably have to jam it in as well.
Speaker 4: Even THO I was like, mate, what are you doing
Speaker 4: on it long?
Speaker 1: But the last time I did it as well was
Speaker 1: my wife's father.
Speaker 4: In law say, we're borrowing a ute.
Speaker 1: And that's where you come undone as well, when you're
Speaker 1: borrowing a ute and you're not used to utes. Yep,
Speaker 1: And I've got to say, ladies and gentlemen, I don't
Speaker 1: want you to go through the embarrassment that I went through,
Speaker 1: and the top shelf embarrassment is going into the OTR
Speaker 1: and saying, hey, I've just done this, and the judgment.
Speaker 1: They can't help it too. They're being as nice as
Speaker 1: humanly possible, but you're no underneath it all.
Speaker 4: They're like, why are you so stupid?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can I ask a question?
Speaker 6: You can't.
Speaker 2: You can't start the car because then it all circulates
Speaker 2: that right now.
Speaker 4: You don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: You don't want to mix it through other you're engines buggered.
Speaker 1: So what you do is you get raa come out
Speaker 1: and they flush it out. Oh gotcha?
Speaker 3: How much did it?
Speaker 2: Ask?
Speaker 3: Quite a timely process and.
Speaker 4: A check. I'll say this again.
Speaker 1: Is it forty life lessons or here's a collection of
Speaker 1: things that you shouldn't do because I did them badly
Speaker 1: for you already?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel it's more that sort of vibe to be
Speaker 3: honest with you.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's fine. The lines are always open.
Speaker 2: Yes, they are, particularly to this man who is Oh
Speaker 2: my goodness, if he's not one of the most popular
Speaker 2: figures in football, I'll go he Cane Corn's Good.
Speaker 7: Morning, almost unpopular Jodes, but well this is the number
Speaker 7: one rating breakfast show in Adelaide. So congratulations to you two.
Speaker 7: I feel like I've been with you from day one
Speaker 7: you have, and I feel like my faith in your
Speaker 7: program is now vindicated. But I'm guilty for the reason
Speaker 7: I'm calling. And I know you were speaking about men
Speaker 7: and how bad they are applying to text messages. I've
Speaker 7: got an apology to make to Joe because she's email
Speaker 7: text me last week and just to ask me for
Speaker 7: a very simple favor, one that should have taken me
Speaker 7: about twenty seconds, and one that I never got around to.
Speaker 7: So I felt so guilty that that has prompted me
Speaker 7: to ring in. And the request was just a simple
Speaker 7: fifteen second voice note for our man Hazes fortieth, and
Speaker 7: I never got back to it. I never got back
Speaker 7: to sending the fifteen second voice note for our man Haze,
Speaker 7: So I wanted to ring in personally, Hazy and wish
Speaker 7: you a happy fortieth birthday. I never thought you would
Speaker 7: get to forty at one point, and I certainly didn't
Speaker 7: think you would be the number one man on the
Speaker 7: breakfast radio. It's a credit to you made in all seriousness,
Speaker 7: Happy birthday and Jody, Yes, apologies, I owe you one.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, Kate. I really appreciate that.
Speaker 2: The funny part about this is I a message came
Speaker 2: that simple request. He didn't, He replied and said, yes,
Speaker 2: no problem, I will do that. I messaged him again
Speaker 2: yesterday he said, Hey Caine, remember that time that I
Speaker 2: messaged you and asked you for a voice note?
Speaker 3: Do you mind doing it?
Speaker 2: And this is the first correspondence.
Speaker 4: There you go, geez, what are you up to?
Speaker 1: It's like you got some stuff going on for goodness.
Speaker 7: Breakfast Radio in Melbourne with the great Dwayne Russell. He
Speaker 7: drunk two liters of milk playing milk in the three
Speaker 7: hours that we were on air. Wow, that's a strange one.
Speaker 7: But anyways, happy birthday to you, Joe. Apologies, I owe
Speaker 7: you one. I know the deadline was yesterday, all right, apology.
Speaker 2: It's probably more that you've ruined his birthday message surprises
Speaker 2: now about it.
Speaker 4: We appreciate you, mate.
Speaker 1: Well done with your gender setters on Channel seven Monday
Speaker 1: Tuesday Night. You guys are doing a bloody.
Speaker 4: Good jobs and good stuff.
Speaker 1: We would take that. This is definitely live radio. Let's
Speaker 1: rehash the weekly de h straight after this. This is
Speaker 1: another fresh hit from Cyril, remake of the Lars. There
Speaker 1: she goes on over nine one nine, Good morning,