WEBVTT - Jodie Gets Left On READ! 

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<v Speaker 1>Get you the morning every day, Adelaide. Let's talk text messages.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you get any bloats text messaging you to say

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<v Speaker 2>that they were coming to your party?

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<v Speaker 3>Or did they just assume that you'd know that they

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<v Speaker 3>were coming?

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<v Speaker 4>No text yet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay, I understand. I don't take it personally because

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<v Speaker 1>it's a both thing.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been talking about this a little bit this morning,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm just lamenting the fact I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>understand how you can send someone a lovely text and

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<v Speaker 2>they can just completely blank you. So I was saying,

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<v Speaker 2>just before, someone who was very kind to me in

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<v Speaker 2>the radio space, when you want an acra, Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>sent a message and said, hey friends, so hazy one

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<v Speaker 2>the ACRO just wanted to thank you for having faith

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<v Speaker 2>in both of us. None of this would have happened

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<v Speaker 2>without you, etcetera, etcetera. That was last October.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no reply, Well watch this space, okay, maybe your

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<v Speaker 1>response is coming very shortly.

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<v Speaker 4>Who knows.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I sent another text on I thought I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>try again. I'm just going to throw it out there

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<v Speaker 2>again and just see if I get something better. Nibble

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<v Speaker 2>sent one two weeks ago. Another nice message nothing back.

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<v Speaker 3>But he does find the time to message you.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, yeah, yeah, okay, look, I don't know. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>explain this phenomenon. All I can say is that blokes

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<v Speaker 1>aren't intelligent in this space.

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<v Speaker 2>Will you try to explain it to me in that

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<v Speaker 2>if I send you a nice message, you'll read it

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<v Speaker 2>and go, oh, that's lovely, and then you'll just get

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<v Speaker 2>distracted by the NBA.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the thing, and then and then everything else,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm moved, So that's the thing. So now it's

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<v Speaker 1>almost I reckon. It's almost like a MIDI news resolution.

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<v Speaker 1>When I get an email about something that's important or

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<v Speaker 1>a text message that's important, as soon as you see it,

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<v Speaker 1>respond straight away. Otherwise, as a bloke, I will forget. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well I won't remember for another two days. I give

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<v Speaker 1>you example. Each and every week, I'll get an email

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<v Speaker 1>saying get you tips. In if I don't respond immediately

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<v Speaker 1>you want to, I will get a text message two

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<v Speaker 1>days later saying hey, I need your tips by midday,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll go.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, so sorry, I got distracted for two days.

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<v Speaker 3>Two hundred and.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty co Black voucher for the best caller this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Get involved thirteen, twenty four to ten, we've got all

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<v Speaker 2>ten year old Lola on the phone. Good morning, Lola,

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<v Speaker 2>good morning, good morning. You've got a theory about this?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's because like they're just lazy, Like they're

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<v Speaker 5>too lady to even get up and pick up their

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<v Speaker 5>phone to look at the message. Yeah what or there

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<v Speaker 5>I forgot?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh there, don't know, don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not scared of the woman's respond Yeah. O, that's

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<v Speaker 5>a good one.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what, Lola ten years old? Wise words,

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<v Speaker 4>wise words?

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<v Speaker 3>Men are just lazy?

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<v Speaker 4>Might absolutely nailed it right there.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty four ten. Get involved in the conversation. Please just

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<v Speaker 3>explain this to me? Is it's hard not to take

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<v Speaker 3>it personal at this point?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't just put Jos at ease? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe some blokes text through. Why are we so useless

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<v Speaker 1>at the end?

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<v Speaker 3>They're not going to text you? That's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's very true.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about please course and thirteen and twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>ten up for grabs as well. Best call this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got a two hundred and fifty dollars co Co

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<v Speaker 1>Black voucher. Hey, vent about your partner?

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<v Speaker 6>Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they're hopeless at replying texts, and how do you

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<v Speaker 1>deal with the situation?

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<v Speaker 3>Love to hear from him?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, thirteen twenty four ten. We take calls next.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you feeling over there?

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<v Speaker 3>Just rejected, sad, depleted.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm picking that up as well. Another text from that bloke.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't text it back.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just asking the question, is it just me on

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen twenty four ten? Or are all men just really

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<v Speaker 2>bad at replying to text messages?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what it's?

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<v Speaker 2>Men?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're not good in this space from my experience

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<v Speaker 1>as a whole, and there's going to be some exceptions,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, but women are so organized.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, menneso disorganized.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think we know in that moment if we

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<v Speaker 2>don't text back straight away, we probably might forget about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's why we're quite diligent, Okabe, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to John from Saint Mary's John, you've got

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<v Speaker 2>a theory.

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<v Speaker 1>I do, what is it?

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<v Speaker 3>John?

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit of tongue in check to make get

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<v Speaker 1>around a bit of a laugh.

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<v Speaker 5>But I listen to divorce in any case of a

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<v Speaker 5>woman's written a little kids at the end, they're asking

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<v Speaker 5>for a divorce from their current partner.

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<v Speaker 1>They're responding, huh.

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<v Speaker 4>John, of course a little bit jeeus.

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<v Speaker 2>John is saying men don't put anything in writing unless

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<v Speaker 2>it's a divorce.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, well that is very controversial.

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<v Speaker 7>Here.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got a Tanya from Holden Hill.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, John, Tanya, Hi, good morning, gorgeous people, how old.

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<v Speaker 3>Goodanya.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, darling, we need to take gender out

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<v Speaker 5>of this. I'm going to have to do a little

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<v Speaker 5>mini confession. Yes, I am notorious, and it is not

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<v Speaker 5>because of lack of care. I am not heathered by

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<v Speaker 5>my phone twenty four to seven. By the time I

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<v Speaker 5>actually read some textas I give a response back, look

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<v Speaker 5>at the moment I read it, I give a response back,

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<v Speaker 5>and I get things like, oh, well that three days ago,

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And it actually gets worse because in terms of my brother,

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<v Speaker 5>he goes, why you are my my emergency contact? I

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<v Speaker 5>could have been dead in the garter for a week

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<v Speaker 5>and oh your father have a look.

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<v Speaker 4>Did yeah, which.

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<v Speaker 5>Is not gender based. It's more so if you're constantly

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<v Speaker 5>having contact with your phone, you have that ability to

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<v Speaker 5>be oh, look, quick response. I agree, women, we look

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<v Speaker 5>at it. We respond straight away, but it's just running

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<v Speaker 5>around and you're doing things. I was in the shop

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<v Speaker 5>all day yesterday. I then got five texas when I

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<v Speaker 5>got home and I had to respond to both brothers,

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<v Speaker 5>one at nine point thirty one at three point thirty

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<v Speaker 5>day texts, and I'm like, at five o'clock, oh so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes see, I understand that stacks up and all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden you get confused and you've got a waiting

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<v Speaker 1>this when it comes to text messages that you.

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<v Speaker 2>Call them texas too. Yeah, you never quite know whether

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<v Speaker 2>to call it a text or a group of texts.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they texted?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good question as well. Brings to the age

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<v Speaker 1>of debate. Is one week biks, a week bick or

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<v Speaker 1>a week bix? Anyway, we're fearing off course here.

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<v Speaker 3>Rass Jackie from Normanville.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Good morning, how I.

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<v Speaker 3>Am wrap this up for us? Jackie.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm self confessed as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm probably the worst sex messenger and I'm always on

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<v Speaker 2>my phone.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's probably even worse. But in theory, we've probably

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<v Speaker 5>in relations with yours. It might just be that you've

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<v Speaker 5>written a beautiful message. Maybe he just doesn't know how

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<v Speaker 5>to respond, so that thanks for the thumbs up? Isn't

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<v Speaker 5>good enough? Yeah, so he just doesn't respond.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, oh my god, it's the least Jackie Scott and

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<v Speaker 6>Andrew Hayes least twenty ten.

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<v Speaker 1>She's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>They just don't know what to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, So, just to summarize this, Jode's from the

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<v Speaker 1>way that I'm reading, you should definitely take this personal.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Please tell me about this revolutionary new study that you've

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<v Speaker 2>come across.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, this is not going to be surprising to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm specifically talking to the fellas. Listen up, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>if you'd like an easier life. Okay, listening to women

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<v Speaker 1>maybe one of the most underrated life hacks, according to

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<v Speaker 1>a new behavioral study. So Joe, it's no surprises from you,

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<v Speaker 1>yet you don't look shocked or surprised at all.

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<v Speaker 4>Researchers found that men.

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<v Speaker 1>Who consistently sought and considered women's input, particularly in decision

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<v Speaker 1>making roles, were significantly more likely to make rational, balanced,

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<v Speaker 1>and effective choices.

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<v Speaker 3>How much money did they spend in their study?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I just was done pretty quickly, to be honest,

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<v Speaker 4>Because you.

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<v Speaker 3>Just told your this, like right off the battle.

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<v Speaker 1>The study of Tributes this to cognitive diversity and emotional intelligence.

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<v Speaker 1>Women were shown to emphasize long term outcomes, empathy, and

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<v Speaker 1>broader context and problem solving. When these perspectives were integrated,

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<v Speaker 1>teams or individuals had fewer failures, better social cohesion, stronger

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<v Speaker 1>performance outcomes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I just I feel like I'm in one

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<v Speaker 2>of those lectures or chats or you know, speeches where

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<v Speaker 2>people tell you the absolute bleeding obvious.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>And what I will say is, why why we only

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<v Speaker 1>just fighting this out right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, let's talk Chloe Kardashian, shall we?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Finally, gosh. I was wondering if we're going to

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<v Speaker 4>do this. We got there.

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<v Speaker 2>She's broken down every cosmetic procedure and surgery that she

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<v Speaker 2>has ever done.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank god, she's done that. Has she had procedures?

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<v Speaker 3>What I'll show you before and after.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Chloe before, that's Chloe after looks completely and utterly different.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah cool, they're not the same person. Now show me

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<v Speaker 1>Chloe Kardashian place.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's tagged the doctor or the office that performed

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<v Speaker 2>each treatment, giving.

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<v Speaker 3>Credit where credit is due. I like that she's transparent.

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<v Speaker 2>So many of these celebrities like what do you mean

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<v Speaker 2>I've had surgery.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm I'm natural and I am smiling, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So, first and foremost, she confirmed that she's had a

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<v Speaker 2>nose job.

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<v Speaker 3>We all knew that.

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<v Speaker 2>She said she's had laser hair for the hairline and

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<v Speaker 2>everywhere else, botox and sculpture whatever that is.

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<v Speaker 3>And she's lost eighty pounds over the years. What's eighty pounds?

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<v Speaker 4>That's about how many thirty thirty five thirty five killers.

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<v Speaker 2>Next on the list soft wave, which is a non

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<v Speaker 2>invasive laser procedure that does the following left the eyebrows,

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<v Speaker 2>ferm and lift lax tissue on the neck and under

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<v Speaker 2>the chin, improve the appearance of facial lines and wrinkles,

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<v Speaker 2>will reduce the appearance of celliide and to treat acne's.

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<v Speaker 3>Stars as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry say that again, I don't ask.

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<v Speaker 2>And finally, she said she's tried various topical treatments, including.

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<v Speaker 3>Salmon sperm facial.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the one. That's the one that we're waiting for. Finally, gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the secret.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's This is a real ale list procedure

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<v Speaker 2>that the old salmon sperm facial, Right, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>who offers them here in Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe, I've got a lot of questions for you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure that you can answer. First of all, who

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<v Speaker 1>collects the specific sperm? And how's it done? Where are

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<v Speaker 1>the salmon from? How do you specialize in this particular area?

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<v Speaker 3>You correct? I don't have any answers to those questions.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I'm trying to visualize how you extract salmon sperm.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good question, and I can only assume that's a

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<v Speaker 1>very niche sort of art.

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<v Speaker 4>And each job title, and what would the job title be?

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<v Speaker 1>Could it be something like a salmon sperm saucer something

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<v Speaker 1>like that, Maybe could be a salmon sperm specialist, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>who knows. Maybe a fish facial facilitator. Does that work?

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<v Speaker 1>What about a salmon spunk strategy lead?

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<v Speaker 2>That's too much?

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<v Speaker 4>What about as well as the salmon who are part

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<v Speaker 4>of the project.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do they want to be?

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<v Speaker 4>Do they want to be?

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<v Speaker 1>But also can you imagine that one particular salmon catching

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<v Speaker 1>up with his salmon buddies and maybe meeting someone new

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<v Speaker 1>out on just a salmon night out and they say,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do for a living? And years I

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<v Speaker 1>actually work with the Kardashians. Oh yeah, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>do with the Kardashians. You are not gonna believe me

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<v Speaker 1>if i'd tell you. Sit down and let's get a beer.

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<v Speaker 1>A fierce little segment. This has become weekly debate. We

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<v Speaker 1>started this a few weeks ago and boy boy jokes,

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<v Speaker 1>you're good at this all five one year leading.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 2>Normally I'll lose everything on this show to you, and

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<v Speaker 2>it hurts my soul.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, not the space, okay, which is good for

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<v Speaker 1>you because when it comes to words, it's pretty important

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<v Speaker 1>on radio.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're in a good space.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>The topic this morning is football is tougher than netball,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going against.

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<v Speaker 2>This goes against the grain of everything, every single fiber

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<v Speaker 2>in my body.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going into bat for netball. Okay, all right, can

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<v Speaker 1>I go first, Jill? All right, here is my debates. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty joes, shut your face for a second. What's that?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the sound of another Netble's ACL going pop.

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<v Speaker 1>Statistically speaking, every five to seven seconds, somebody cross the

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<v Speaker 1>globe somewhere playing netble will pop their ACL.

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<v Speaker 4>It's absolutely brutal. Somebody somewhere that you know has.

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<v Speaker 1>Been a victim of Netple's ruthless and the sensatiable appetite

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<v Speaker 1>for destroying knees, hips and ankles. The sport gives absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>notes about your body. In fact, it challenges you to

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<v Speaker 1>push your body to the extreme and then all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden and then it just laughs it off and

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<v Speaker 1>then says something super obnoxious like here, if you need,

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<v Speaker 1>oh jeus that, I'll tell you what I need a

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<v Speaker 1>knee reconstruction. Well, there's a double. But don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>just your knees in trouble as well, your beautiful idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a list of the most Google questions relating to netball.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I play netball with a torn meniscus? Can I

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<v Speaker 1>play netball with a torn ligament? Does netball have a

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<v Speaker 1>high injury rate? How do I know if I tore

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<v Speaker 1>my ace or playing netball? Did netball just rob my apartment?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did netbule steal my car?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>If there's another double, netball is a bad ass bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>And for the sake.

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<v Speaker 4>Of your body, more on justin, and to do that,

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<v Speaker 4>you should play.

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<v Speaker 2>Footy very dare you bring Justin Bieber into this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Biaber's just speaking some facts. Goodness, sare's another one.

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<v Speaker 3>Dear, Okay, you're onto something, you do.

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<v Speaker 6>You have a fine your poor racel oh man and

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<v Speaker 6>your achilles and your hips and everything else. It's a

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<v Speaker 6>pretty so much brutal force on the concrete courts of

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<v Speaker 6>netball throws so true?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like my rebuttal?

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<v Speaker 4>Now here we go?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, in the words of.

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<v Speaker 2>The great Warwick Kaffa, and what is yours? Warwick is

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<v Speaker 2>the most brutal game on the planet, and your tidy

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<v Speaker 2>whiti shorts and long flowing locks belied just how damn

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<v Speaker 2>courageous you were, my man. In AFL you get crunched, kicked,

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<v Speaker 2>smashed mid air, squirrel gripped, whacked head high, all the

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<v Speaker 2>while trying to work out which way that little oval

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<v Speaker 2>shaped pigskin Sharon is going to bounce.

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<v Speaker 3>Good luck.

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<v Speaker 2>It's essentially driving a Formula one car rugby both Union

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<v Speaker 2>and League Soccer UFC and pole volting and cliff diving

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<v Speaker 2>all rolled into one with no padding.

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<v Speaker 3>In netble, you so much as breathe on your opponent.

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<v Speaker 2>Contact gold offense, obstruction, We attack stepping center. You looked

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<v Speaker 2>at me funny goalkeeper.

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<v Speaker 3>And just how tough can you be wearing.

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<v Speaker 2>A thin like a dress that you have to pull

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<v Speaker 2>down over your ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Every eight seconds?

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<v Speaker 2>Insummation, Let me quote the great Jimmy Reese aka Jimmy

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<v Speaker 2>Gigle aka the man who invented netbull. The most contact

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<v Speaker 2>in the sport occurs when the ball isn't even around.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Let there be mildly sexual grinding.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't understand you said you're not allowed them make

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<v Speaker 8>contact with any other players. Jason, you are stupider than

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<v Speaker 8>the boomer trying to send a meme. You must defend

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<v Speaker 8>with your arms beside you ish so you can't stick

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<v Speaker 8>your arms out, Jason, So just stop a player from moving.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to rub the against the Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>There's rubbing.

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<v Speaker 1>How dare you go beyond the boundaries and recruit the

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<v Speaker 1>great Warrick Capper and Jimmy Giggle.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not fair, It's a lot not fair.

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<v Speaker 2>I've eaten the victor of the said rubbing on the

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<v Speaker 2>netbule port. Let me say many a time I've said,

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<v Speaker 2>are you right? Are you enjoying yourself for goodness sake?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you stand? Thirteen and twenty four to ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Football is tougher than netble, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>But let's go to Haley from Paralleuri. Good morning, Haleyn,

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<v Speaker 2>Are you good?

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<v Speaker 3>Where does your vote lie?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, my vote lies with you, Jodie.

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<v Speaker 5>I've played both sports.

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<v Speaker 1>I think netball is more frustrating mentally.

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<v Speaker 3>But harder, okay, as in physically harder.

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon footy is physically harder, but netball, like girls

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<v Speaker 5>netble girls are a.

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<v Speaker 1>Different free Yes in what space that gets through it

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<v Speaker 1>Hailey and me?

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<v Speaker 5>Or they're just because you can't because it's a long

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<v Speaker 5>contact sport like there's just there's more like ammunition behind

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<v Speaker 5>the movement, if that make sense.

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<v Speaker 4>They're mean, Oh, such of mean girls just playing a

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<v Speaker 4>bit of sport.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, don't you reckon, Haley? There are some girls who

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<v Speaker 2>just go out with the intention of annoying their opponent

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<v Speaker 2>and hurting the people. All right, So that's one vote

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<v Speaker 2>for football. Let's go to Alex from Quoiting.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what if you want to ask me

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of years ago, hands down, right, But I

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<v Speaker 2>saw my sister in front of my eyes. Yeah, a

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<v Speaker 2>c L and it's going to be.

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<v Speaker 4>There we go. It's one of the PA Thank you, Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you Joe's five to seven seconds statistically, someone

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<v Speaker 1>pops her ace he or playing netball.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh there's another one.

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<v Speaker 3>Monica from Holden Hill. Good morning, Monica.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, okay, can you settle this for this?

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<v Speaker 4>Is this a deciding vote?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>It is all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on a second, Monica, hang on you ready, We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna give you a drum roll. This will decide the

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<v Speaker 1>debate this morning we go.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you reckon? Monica?

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<v Speaker 5>I do think football is tougher.

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<v Speaker 1>The debate, Thank you very much, Michael. Why why do

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<v Speaker 1>you think football stuffer?

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<v Speaker 5>I just think people go home more.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, all right, fair enough, okay it I think

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<v Speaker 3>the St.

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<v Speaker 2>John's ambulance people down at Dune BALLI say, stadium might

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<v Speaker 2>beg to differ.

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<v Speaker 1>On the front of telling you where do you think

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<v Speaker 1>I've got my statistics from Joe's.

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<v Speaker 4>That ain't lie, They don't lie.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey yeah, I just read out the score for us

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<v Speaker 3>for the weekly debate, can you wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So that was two votes, the one which brings you

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<v Speaker 1>as the winner this week. And now that is one, two, three, four,

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<v Speaker 1>five six. Oh my gosh, six to one six one

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<v Speaker 1>six one overall on the weekly debate, sitting ugly, isn't

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<v Speaker 1>he's getting a little bit ugly? My gosh, we play

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<v Speaker 1>songs and I'm just kidding. You want that this week

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<v Speaker 1>as well?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, jeez, you're on five.

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<v Speaker 3>I shouldn't do this to you on your fortieth birthday week?

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<v Speaker 4>Shoulday? That is very very true.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a question about boys. Can you? Can you

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<v Speaker 3>man explain something to me? Please? Why don't you reply

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<v Speaker 3>to text messages?

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you do?

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<v Speaker 4>We not do a very good job.

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<v Speaker 3>You're actually you in particular are awful.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just have an example for you, and I'll

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<v Speaker 2>read out these text messages I've sent too now to

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<v Speaker 2>someone who's been quite influential in my radio career and

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<v Speaker 2>was really, really, really kind to me when I was

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<v Speaker 2>a bit low. So there's been a couple of things

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<v Speaker 2>that happened. The first one was you won an ACRA

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<v Speaker 2>for Best New Talent even though you're seventy eight years old.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you'd rank me by age?

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<v Speaker 4>Mature aged? Okay, mature age?

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<v Speaker 3>The day after you won that ACRA, and I'll read.

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<v Speaker 2>You the text that I sent this particular person. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to name them because I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>embarrass them. I said, hey, friend, so Hazy won an

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<v Speaker 2>ACRA last night, and I just wanted to thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for having faith in both of us. None of this

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<v Speaker 2>would have happened if you hadn't seen the potential in us.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so grateful for you. That's nice little kiss on

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<v Speaker 2>the end. Yeah, that was on the thirteenth of October

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<v Speaker 2>last year.

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<v Speaker 3>No reply.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's tough, and you know it's hard for me

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<v Speaker 1>not to take that personally as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Perhaps who knows.

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<v Speaker 1>Because then straight away you might go is well, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you sit there and like I don't care, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>And ager and then and then it gets better.

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<v Speaker 2>So last month we had a nice little ratings win,

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<v Speaker 2>so I said, I thought, I'm going to double down.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go again.

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<v Speaker 2>I sent another message and I said, well, we did

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<v Speaker 2>it as you predicted. Thank you for having trusted me

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<v Speaker 2>when I didn't have much faith in myself. Another little kiss.

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<v Speaker 3>Yet to respond.

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<v Speaker 2>God, what I don't understand how you can read something

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<v Speaker 2>like that and just go, oh, yeah, cool, nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, this is a tough one and guys, please get involved?

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<v Speaker 3>Why is it a boy thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Help a brother out? Thirteen twenty four ten? Or do

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<v Speaker 1>I dare say? Text us? I know four double oh

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<v Speaker 1>nine nine.

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<v Speaker 4>Nine one nine.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting no response.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh sure, I get much of response.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the worst thing that I do in

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<v Speaker 1>this situation is that I quickly get a text. I

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<v Speaker 1>read it and go, oh, that's a great text. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>busy right now, I'll write back later.

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<v Speaker 3>I do that to me all the time, all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>I swear that's what's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Jod's because and then when I eventually speak to you,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to get back to that text that

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't you and you go you.

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<v Speaker 3>Always got Oh yeah, I read that and thought that

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<v Speaker 3>was really nice. Yeah, And then I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, sometimes I wake up in the middle of and

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, oh, gosh, I haven't written back to

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<v Speaker 1>that person. I haven't written back to that lovely message

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<v Speaker 1>from Jody.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd love to hear from Is it just a boy thing? Lads?

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<v Speaker 3>Stick up for yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe we're just idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that could potentially be it, but don't I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know a lot. I do not know a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>females that just don't respond to people, particularly when they

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<v Speaker 2>send something lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>Alternatively, perhaps the spoke of your messaging is like, for

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<v Speaker 1>goodness sake, Jody, stop texting me for clout easy.

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<v Speaker 4>It was forty love lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're thinking, like you're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 4>You shouldn't be allowed to give lafe advice.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know anything.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know anything for a week.

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<v Speaker 1>It's more of a don't do what I did type

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<v Speaker 1>situation at the forty Can I just say this, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>man enough to admit that three times across my life

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<v Speaker 1>I've put petrol into a diesel cap.

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<v Speaker 4>Three times.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd only been doing that once once, and then you

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<v Speaker 2>should learn your lesson from evermore.

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<v Speaker 1>And the shame that you feel, the shame that you

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<v Speaker 1>feel when you put petrol into.

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<v Speaker 4>A diesel probably have to jam it in as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Even THO I was like, mate, what are you doing

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<v Speaker 4>on it long?

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<v Speaker 1>But the last time I did it as well was

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<v Speaker 1>my wife's father.

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<v Speaker 4>In law say, we're borrowing a ute.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's where you come undone as well, when you're

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<v Speaker 1>borrowing a ute and you're not used to utes. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>And I've got to say, ladies and gentlemen, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want you to go through the embarrassment that I went through,

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<v Speaker 1>and the top shelf embarrassment is going into the OTR

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<v Speaker 1>and saying, hey, I've just done this, and the judgment.

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<v Speaker 1>They can't help it too. They're being as nice as

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<v Speaker 1>humanly possible, but you're no underneath it all.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, why are you so stupid?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I ask a question?

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<v Speaker 6>You can't.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't start the car because then it all circulates

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<v Speaker 2>that right now.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't want to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to mix it through other you're engines buggered.

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<v Speaker 1>So what you do is you get raa come out

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<v Speaker 1>and they flush it out. Oh gotcha?

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<v Speaker 3>How much did it?

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<v Speaker 2>Ask?

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<v Speaker 3>Quite a timely process and.

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<v Speaker 4>A check. I'll say this again.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it forty life lessons or here's a collection of

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<v Speaker 1>things that you shouldn't do because I did them badly

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<v Speaker 1>for you already?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel it's more that sort of vibe to be

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<v Speaker 3>honest with you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's fine. The lines are always open.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, they are, particularly to this man who is Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my goodness, if he's not one of the most popular

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<v Speaker 2>figures in football, I'll go he Cane Corn's Good.

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<v Speaker 7>Morning, almost unpopular Jodes, but well this is the number

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<v Speaker 7>one rating breakfast show in Adelaide. So congratulations to you two.

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like I've been with you from day one

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<v Speaker 7>you have, and I feel like my faith in your

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<v Speaker 7>program is now vindicated. But I'm guilty for the reason

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<v Speaker 7>I'm calling. And I know you were speaking about men

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<v Speaker 7>and how bad they are applying to text messages. I've

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<v Speaker 7>got an apology to make to Joe because she's email

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<v Speaker 7>text me last week and just to ask me for

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<v Speaker 7>a very simple favor, one that should have taken me

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<v Speaker 7>about twenty seconds, and one that I never got around to.

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<v Speaker 7>So I felt so guilty that that has prompted me

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<v Speaker 7>to ring in. And the request was just a simple

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<v Speaker 7>fifteen second voice note for our man Hazes fortieth, and

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<v Speaker 7>I never got back to it. I never got back

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<v Speaker 7>to sending the fifteen second voice note for our man Haze,

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<v Speaker 7>So I wanted to ring in personally, Hazy and wish

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<v Speaker 7>you a happy fortieth birthday. I never thought you would

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<v Speaker 7>get to forty at one point, and I certainly didn't

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<v Speaker 7>think you would be the number one man on the

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<v Speaker 7>breakfast radio. It's a credit to you made in all seriousness,

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<v Speaker 7>Happy birthday and Jody, Yes, apologies, I owe you one.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, thank you, Kate. I really appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 2>The funny part about this is I a message came

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<v Speaker 2>that simple request. He didn't, He replied and said, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>no problem, I will do that. I messaged him again

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday he said, Hey Caine, remember that time that I

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<v Speaker 2>messaged you and asked you for a voice note?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you mind doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>And this is the first correspondence.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go, geez, what are you up to?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you got some stuff going on for goodness.

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<v Speaker 7>Breakfast Radio in Melbourne with the great Dwayne Russell. He

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<v Speaker 7>drunk two liters of milk playing milk in the three

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<v Speaker 7>hours that we were on air. Wow, that's a strange one.

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<v Speaker 7>But anyways, happy birthday to you, Joe. Apologies, I owe

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<v Speaker 7>you one. I know the deadline was yesterday, all right, apology.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably more that you've ruined his birthday message surprises

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<v Speaker 2>now about it.

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<v Speaker 4>We appreciate you, mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done with your gender setters on Channel seven Monday

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday Night. You guys are doing a bloody.

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<v Speaker 4>Good jobs and good stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>We would take that. This is definitely live radio. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>rehash the weekly de h straight after this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>another fresh hit from Cyril, remake of the Lars. There

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<v Speaker 1>she goes on over nine one nine, Good morning,