Speaker 1: It's beginning to look like Christmas, it's actually not. It's
Speaker 1: March and this is the podcast. Same sort of vibes, though,
Speaker 1: really happy, up and about and a real sort of
Speaker 1: gift giving feel is what we're about.
Speaker 2: We've had a fun Friday, haven't we and just a
Speaker 2: jam pack show. We had judged Jody people talking about
Speaker 2: their pets and rentals and got very complicated.
Speaker 1: Jody Stary returned as well, I'm starting to feel like
Speaker 1: it's a space for you to really vent yep and
Speaker 1: instead of going HR, you're doing it via a live
Speaker 1: segment on radio, which if it's therapy for you, that's fine,
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 3: Is it working, It's working really well.
Speaker 2: It just I mean, there are things that you do
Speaker 2: and say on a daily basis that really annoy me.
Speaker 2: So I have to get it out somehow.
Speaker 1: Okay, is there not? An HR department also ask us
Speaker 1: anything returned as well, a little opportunity to send through
Speaker 1: some questions that I mean, nothing is off limits, no,
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing. There's some good ones as well.
Speaker 3: Aliens, we did toilet habits, all of it.
Speaker 1: It was all there, and just I somehow managed to
Speaker 1: talk about my affection for Matt Shervington via the question
Speaker 1: do you believe in aliens? How did we get to
Speaker 1: that one?
Speaker 3: We don't know. How do we ever get to anywhere?
Speaker 1: Because Matt Shervington's always on your brain, isn't it.
Speaker 2: When we start out on a journey with Andrew Hayes's
Speaker 2: completely knows where we're going to arrive.
Speaker 1: You're crazy. Thanks for choosing us in the podcast form.
Speaker 1: Take care of yourselves and of course each other. Jody
Speaker 1: and Hazes ask us anything. Welcome to the stage, producer Sean.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1: This is my favorite part of the week. You really
Speaker 1: shine in this little particular segment, don't you.
Speaker 4: It's not about me, it's about you.
Speaker 1: It's a listeners getting to know.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think you'll make it about you always.
Speaker 1: You get to throw a little hand grenade and just
Speaker 1: watch it go bang.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's my favorite. Watching Jodie squirm with some of
Speaker 4: these questions.
Speaker 1: Just makes me smile.
Speaker 3: All right, get on with it, all right.
Speaker 4: So our first question is from Peter in Manningham. Random question,
Speaker 4: but do you believe in aliens?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, there's got to be something out there.
Speaker 2: We cannot we cannot be the only thing in the
Speaker 2: whole entire universe.
Speaker 3: And I don't like to think about this.
Speaker 2: I don't like to think about the point of life,
Speaker 2: and you know, why we're here and what happens when
Speaker 2: you die and all those sorts of things.
Speaker 3: But I definitely believe that we're not alone.
Speaker 1: Okay, Danis Scully, I know aliens exist. Ow you seen
Speaker 1: Christopher Prien bang Alien? Yeah you don't remember? Moby Yeah? Alien? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it goes both ways as well. Matt Shervington, what do
Speaker 1: you mean alien? He's not that he can't be real?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, he's not real, is he because he's too perfect?
Speaker 1: He is correct? Isn't he absolutely too perfect? And the
Speaker 1: aliens have stuffed up with Matt Shervington. I said, we'll
Speaker 1: send someone down. They're just kevin I on what's happening
Speaker 1: to the Earthlings. Yeah, we'll just No, they'll accept this boke.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, sorry, we can't accept you too perfect.
Speaker 1: You do have an old session with Matt Shervington.
Speaker 3: All morning morning.
Speaker 1: I'm human, right, That's why I have an obsession Sharington's.
Speaker 4: Just going back to one hundred meter days of Matt
Speaker 4: running down the stretch.
Speaker 2: You brought that come on all of all the people
Speaker 2: in the room, you're the one that is most obsessed
Speaker 2: with Matt Shervington with running hundreds, running one hundred meters
Speaker 2: in that out.
Speaker 4: So the next question is from Jackie from nor Longer. Okay,
Speaker 4: it's the last day on earth? What are you going
Speaker 4: to do and who are you going to do it with?
Speaker 1: It'sie just hits you in a different spot, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: As you said this morning, is this Sarah Miller? High key? No, mate,
Speaker 3: it's Kate Mill.
Speaker 1: It's definitely not. She changed her name to Kate. It's
Speaker 1: always been last day on Earth? What are you doing.
Speaker 3: Spending it with my husband and my children? That this
Speaker 3: is so morbid?
Speaker 1: That's boring?
Speaker 4: Well okay, yeah, if you last down on earth and
Speaker 4: you're going to spend it with your husband and children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I love them, Jesus.
Speaker 1: I don't know what from me, Sean, but that my
Speaker 1: go to thing that I could possibly do out of
Speaker 1: everything is take my kids to sushi train.
Speaker 3: I mean, sorry for loving your families.
Speaker 1: Having our children too much love? Okay, then what would
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 5: I'd go running with Matt Sheffington. You know, I'll change mine.
Speaker 5: I do the same time, I didn't even think that that.
Speaker 1: Was an option. On anything is an option.
Speaker 4: And our final question is from Captain Thetherton, and obviously
Speaker 4: she would have got in before the Powaud wage.
Speaker 1: It's happening there at the moment.
Speaker 4: But I don't know about you guys, but I have
Speaker 4: stage for it. When it comes to public bathrooms, I'm
Speaker 4: with you.
Speaker 1: I'm with you. Cat.
Speaker 4: Where is the weirdest place you ever had to go
Speaker 4: to the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: God?
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's an insight that when you do the
Speaker 2: early shift at Channel tenants the overnight crime, so I
Speaker 2: sometimes you're out on the road and you're going up
Speaker 2: and down the streets, knocking on doors, trying to get CCTV,
Speaker 2: trying to get witnesses, et cetera, and at some point
Speaker 2: the urge to go to the bathroom will hit you
Speaker 2: during the morning. So I have been to the toilet
Speaker 2: in so many random's homes, so many randoms homes with
Speaker 2: their permission.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, home, yeah, in the toilet.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm sorry, I've just been I've been out
Speaker 2: here since six o'clock.
Speaker 3: Do you if I use a toilet? So many random times?
Speaker 1: Thanks, and they go yes, yeah, I thank god because
Speaker 1: I already did and tag your porch.
Speaker 2: There was there was a house in Salisbury once where
Speaker 2: I went and they'd had installed a bidet that was
Speaker 2: like an actual fancy.
Speaker 1: Time did you use but one of the best toilets
Speaker 1: and well the torlets that spray up you right? You
Speaker 1: lost me at spray up here. No, it's pretty prominent
Speaker 1: in Japan.
Speaker 4: Yes, they are, so they on your bottom and clean everything.
Speaker 1: I can do it myself. Thanks, there's a day so
Speaker 1: I can also do that.
Speaker 3: You get Matt Shervington. Is that an option on your
Speaker 3: last day on Earth?
Speaker 1: Okay? I will say that's back in my day because
Speaker 1: when you're this is on farm, when you're stripping either sewing.
Speaker 1: But then when you're stripping and you're on the header
Speaker 1: so you're collecting the grain, you can't just stop, okay,
Speaker 1: like you really started. Once you've started, you can't just stop.
Speaker 1: You can't just stop the header and then just go
Speaker 1: off to the toilet. So I've been to the toilet
Speaker 1: whilst driving a header. It's interesting. Wow, in both situations too.
Speaker 1: By the way, use a bottle No, No, I had
Speaker 1: never found a bucket or something. But having a few
Speaker 1: little issues. And look, the grain needs to be harvested.
Speaker 1: You can't stop, so you just got to plow through.
Speaker 1: Will not plow through? You've got to harvest through, basically. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I've done that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I want to say something to help him.
Speaker 2: But this is quite entertaining watching it all unfault.
Speaker 1: You didn't want to watch it all unfold, trust me.
Speaker 3: Like the suggestion there is that you have to let
Speaker 3: it unfold.
Speaker 1: You really do in a really interesting situation. So there
Speaker 1: you go. Thanks to those questions, Sean, No, thanks to
Speaker 1: the listeners. Sun them through. Very good stuff.
Speaker 3: Book for holiday you this summer because he's a little.
Speaker 1: Different on holiday more of daring, relaxing sometimes be more fancy.
Speaker 3: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit
Speaker 3: your style?
Speaker 1: Booking get away on the what if? What if it's
Speaker 1: Ozzie for travel? The guest reading story has town has
Speaker 1: several scenes is humane?
Speaker 2: Hell? I preface this by saying this first story is
Speaker 2: a little bit grim. So the mother of singer Aaron
Speaker 2: Carter has shared you photos of the scene left behind
Speaker 2: in her late son's bathroom to call more attention to
Speaker 2: the ongoing investigation. So The Iye Want Candy singer was
Speaker 2: found dead at his home in early November, and he
Speaker 2: was surrounded by cans of compressed air and.
Speaker 3: Prescription pill bottles.
Speaker 2: At age thirty four, what's compressed air doing?
Speaker 1: I was about to say, what is compressed the air?
Speaker 3: Oh? No, absolutely no idea. Can you google it? At
Speaker 3: least immediately?
Speaker 2: So his mum posted the graphic pictures of the bathroom,
Speaker 2: which showed what appeared to be peces on the floor
Speaker 2: and a tub filled with green water, and noted that
Speaker 2: the images weren't taken by law enforcements. So the coroner
Speaker 2: ruled out drowning as the cause of death because Carter
Speaker 2: didn't have any water in his lungs.
Speaker 4: Straight from Google, Huffing a can of compressed air can
Speaker 4: give you an immediate rush of euphoria as well as
Speaker 4: possible hallucination delusions.
Speaker 1: Okay, can't be good for you?
Speaker 2: Nay, Obviously it doesn't, And obviously we don't condone doing
Speaker 2: that at home. So Ed Sheer and fans have been
Speaker 2: left fuming after ticket chaos outside his concert at the MCG.
Speaker 3: You might recall that we said.
Speaker 2: He'd pre sold over one hundred thousand tickets to this
Speaker 2: gig last night and one hundred and seven thousand for tonight.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: So thousands of people were reportedly left stranded outside the
Speaker 2: stadium in Melbourne after the ticketech app failed to recognize
Speaker 2: people's online tickets, so they were getting this message saying
Speaker 2: this ticket has expired.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so wrong.
Speaker 1: It would send a bit of a shockwave. Three, wouldn't
Speaker 1: it ruin you? Free? Edge Year and Vitel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're up and you're about to see Ed
Speaker 2: just sitting on stage doing a loop thing and you.
Speaker 1: Think it says sorry you can't enters. Guys, but I've
Speaker 1: been waiting for this my how long? For my whole life?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, my entire life. Now this is a story
Speaker 2: I know nothing about. In the interest of transparency, Andrew Hayes,
Speaker 2: hundreds of adoring fans swamped Rundel mauld.
Speaker 3: Catch a glimpse of this guy.
Speaker 2: His name is Jacob Alrdie and he's the star of Euphoria.
Speaker 1: Yes, Euphoria is a show on patev? Is it Netflix?
Speaker 1: Through Binge? I just rolled them all out.
Speaker 3: Is it on Netflix?
Speaker 1: Dan?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 3: Is it on Paramount Plusses?
Speaker 1: Is it on Channel forty four. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: So Euphour is very very interesting as well as starring Zendaya. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm just so Jacob's a very interesting character as well.
Speaker 1: It's you want a root for him, but then there's
Speaker 1: obviously a bit of a streak about him or a
Speaker 1: part of him that that's a little bit off. Yeah right, okay,
Speaker 1: but what is consistent is his looks. Yes, good looking
Speaker 1: young man.
Speaker 2: Six foot four apparently. So he was just strolling down
Speaker 2: round them all last night. He was there to launch
Speaker 2: tag I can never say this tag Hoyer, Is that right?
Speaker 3: Take it?
Speaker 1: Tag Hoyer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the new boutique.
Speaker 2: He's the face of tag Hoya Monaco and the time
Speaker 2: Piece Giants global brand ambassador.
Speaker 3: So there you go.
Speaker 2: In the Ties of the Day on page seven, there
Speaker 2: he is taking selfie with everyone in them all.
Speaker 1: So there you go. That's when you know you've made
Speaker 1: as well, when you've got a partnership with Tag or
Speaker 1: rolelex yep.
Speaker 3: And pip Edwoods was there as well.
Speaker 2: She's the founder of p Nation, but more notably Michael
Speaker 2: Clark's ex girlfriend.
Speaker 1: She's known for you you've got a time machine.
Speaker 6: On this Daisy.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Friday. Geez, you've done a good job getting
Speaker 1: through the week, and now it's time to just relax,
Speaker 1: take it all in and enjoy a little trip down
Speaker 1: memory lane for Friday, the third of March nineteen twenty three.
Speaker 1: On this Daytime magazine first went on sale in the US.
Speaker 1: He seemed to come along and just really persevered through
Speaker 1: the ages, didn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 2: It did.
Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't want to burst your bubble.
Speaker 3: I don't think you'll ever make the cover of Time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what time. I'm not rooting for it.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Nineteen eighty two. Jessica Biel is born in Minnesota.
Speaker 1: She's the actress and wife of Justin Timberlake. Today is
Speaker 1: her forty first first birthday. You think of perfect couples, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they've got to be right up there, won't they.
Speaker 2: I wanted to tell an anecdote about the time I
Speaker 2: interviewed Justin timerlate, but I'm not going to because I'll
Speaker 2: just get shot down by.
Speaker 1: You, because you like yeah, Ine, just like great guy.
Speaker 1: Actually great guy. I should text him, actually see what
Speaker 1: he's been up to. We haven't spoken in days.
Speaker 3: This is why I don't do it.
Speaker 1: I watched Jessica Bill like, by the way.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you asked justin, Oh, no you
Speaker 2: can't because you've never met him.
Speaker 1: Nineteen fifty five, Elvis Presley made his TV debut on
Speaker 1: the country show Louisiana Hayright Now Albert Bradley, Well part
Speaker 1: what's Elvis Like? Ninety seven. Camila Cabeo was born in
Speaker 1: Eastern Havana, Cuba. Have the mods in Havana. Today's her
Speaker 1: twenty sixth birthday. Just another one of those ones. You're like,
Speaker 1: hasn't she been around for like two or three decades?
Speaker 1: You have it?
Speaker 3: Also how sexy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's careful, careful cars listening. Twenty twenty, toilet paper
Speaker 1: sales swored across Australia, causing major supermarket chains to begin
Speaker 1: rationing roles.
Speaker 2: Engines flared at Woolworth when three women became involved in
Speaker 2: a toilet paper tussle.
Speaker 3: Just what one pack wonder.
Speaker 1: We're now in a safe space where we can all say,
Speaker 1: if you stop piled tort paper, Come on, what were
Speaker 1: you thinking? For example, I mean I had my nipple
Speaker 1: piece back in the day. Yeah, if I went back
Speaker 1: in time, would I do it all again? Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Not.
Speaker 1: If you could go back in time, would you still
Speaker 1: stop piles some tort paper? No?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: She you would produce a seoran. W weren't you? Would you? Why?
Speaker 7: Mate?
Speaker 1: Would just say? What you've got your little fortress of
Speaker 1: tort paper?
Speaker 3: What were you worried about?
Speaker 2: Mate? What were you worried about?
Speaker 1: I needed a clean bump. If everything really really bed shaped,
Speaker 1: that's all the.
Speaker 3: Pot We're all going to die. But my bum's clean.
Speaker 1: I'm one. Song on March third and two thousand and
Speaker 1: three was beautiful by Christina Aguilera. Who goes who.
Speaker 3: What should it?
Speaker 1: He mixed it up.
Speaker 2: She's back in the courtroom, commanding respect and attention. Dear Jody,
Speaker 2: I moved to Adelaide last year and met some people
Speaker 2: to live with online. My housemates and I have lived
Speaker 2: together for six months and it's been going so well.
Speaker 3: But there's always a bush, isn't there.
Speaker 2: Last week one of them sprung it on us that
Speaker 2: he's getting a dog. Our rental was strictly no pets,
Speaker 2: but he says he'll clean up after it and our
Speaker 2: agent will never know. He pays most of the rent
Speaker 2: and was already in the house before I moved in
Speaker 2: but I'm not happy about it at all. I know
Speaker 2: our third housemate is worried about losing his bond as
Speaker 2: or being kicked out. I can't afford to move at
Speaker 2: the moment, and the rent is so affordable here.
Speaker 3: How do I go about this? Alyssa from Marianne.
Speaker 1: This is tough. This is really really tough because, as
Speaker 1: we know, we don't deserve dogs. No dogs. Are this
Speaker 1: sper gift from heaven? An absolute gift from heaven?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: So can I say for you launch into your opinion,
Speaker 2: Andrew Hayes, we have recently acquired an aggressive attack dog,
Speaker 2: my toy kavoodle called Sid.
Speaker 1: That you're being serious, recession. It's like, what have you
Speaker 1: got a raging pit bull? Or what do we go?
Speaker 3: And Sid is now seven months old.
Speaker 2: Sid does not have the ability to Wii or Pooh outside.
Speaker 2: Sid will only wei your Pooh inside the home.
Speaker 3: So can I say, if.
Speaker 2: You're living in a rental and you think that you're
Speaker 2: going to keep that rental clean by acquiring a dog, oh,
Speaker 2: you've got another thing coming.
Speaker 1: So that's the thing, isn't it. So Sid doesn't shed though,
Speaker 1: because there's a bit of poodle in her. Yes, So
Speaker 1: that's the perk.
Speaker 2: Sid is a perfect dog on so many fronts, except
Speaker 2: for pooing in the wing.
Speaker 3: See, I have a You've got an incontinent dogs.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous little Maltese poodle by the name of Indiana. And
Speaker 1: she's pushing fifteen. Now she's an old little lady.
Speaker 3: How much have you spent on Indiana?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's a step dog for me. So yeah, car,
Speaker 1: it was quiet. It was a quiet, and I fell
Speaker 1: in love with her pretty instantly. I think over the
Speaker 1: journey we calculated, and it's most of the car about
Speaker 1: thirty grand. Oh, just ridiculous. She's had back surgery, she's
Speaker 1: had acls.
Speaker 3: What did she play ifl.
Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness, Yeah, she's had lars surgery, fake little acel.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she pinched a nerve in her back early on,
Speaker 1: and now she doesn't really know when she's going to
Speaker 1: the toilet. So again, she doesn't shed. But that dog
Speaker 1: can produce some urine. I'll tell you what it's like.
Speaker 1: Give her two hundred meals of urine. She'll turn into
Speaker 1: a leach and a half sort of water.
Speaker 3: Rather Sid does this. When I get home.
Speaker 2: Sid gets so excited to see me or her daddy
Speaker 2: that she will pee everywhere so excited that she peas.
Speaker 1: This is like, wow, I'm so flatted, but also I'm
Speaker 1: so disgusted.
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 2: Yes, let's go to Abby in the newsroom as thoughts
Speaker 2: on this one.
Speaker 6: So his little story for you.
Speaker 8: When I was renting at Prompton before I left South Australia,
Speaker 8: I basically the agent kept saying, oh, we've spoken to them,
Speaker 8: We've spoken to the owner, but they refused to fix
Speaker 8: the air con slash heater. So I was like forty
Speaker 8: two degree days and I was in a townhouse, no heater,
Speaker 8: blah blah blah, no air con, and so I went,
Speaker 8: you know what, I'm going to get a dog. So
Speaker 8: I bought Tank, my little sausage dog, and had him
Speaker 8: there without them actually knowing that there was.
Speaker 6: A dog there. And you know what, when I moved out,
Speaker 6: got all my bond back, it was fine.
Speaker 3: Right, So I never found out about Tank.
Speaker 8: Then well if they did, that didn't say anything. But no,
Speaker 8: never found out about him, and it was fine.
Speaker 1: And Tank doesn't share, does he.
Speaker 8: Oh he's a big fan from the couch. Again, because
Speaker 8: my two dogs are ridiculous, Tank and Tory. They shed
Speaker 8: hair like there's.
Speaker 1: No she got reck wow, and you look at Tank
Speaker 1: and you're like, how is he moving? He's tiny little
Speaker 1: legs and he's really long body.
Speaker 8: Yes he's Yeah, they're ridiculous, but anyway, I say, go
Speaker 8: for it, don't worry about it. Just hide them when
Speaker 8: you have to have a rental inspection and pick up
Speaker 8: their dog, poot outside.
Speaker 3: There you go thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: And the perks of Tank is that he's so long
Speaker 1: you'd probably just put him in a.
Speaker 6: Drawer exactly, shove him under the bed.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: We need some jurors on this one. And also if
Speaker 2: you get on air, you will get edge Sheering tickets.
Speaker 3: This is the email we received.
Speaker 2: Did Jody I moved to adelaidelast year meet some people
Speaker 2: to live with online. Great's all going well for six months,
Speaker 2: but the guy who runs the household essentially and pays
Speaker 2: most of the rent wants to get a dog.
Speaker 3: And she's like, Eh, we're gonna lose our bond, We're
Speaker 3: going to lose the house. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Okay, as a judge. As a judge, goats blah blah.
Speaker 1: There's a few formalities and one of them is when
Speaker 1: you're reading the response or the letter from the complainant,
Speaker 1: you can't finish it with their blah blah blah. It's
Speaker 1: just a little it's just a little unprofessional, you know what.
Speaker 2: I've set in the magistrates call quite a bit, and
Speaker 2: I've never heard a magistrate.
Speaker 1: Gola unless it was Jenny. I could see Judge Judy
Speaker 1: back in the day or that.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the phones. Taylor from Modbury
Speaker 2: Heights thoughts on this one.
Speaker 1: Well, I had a dog in a rental and we
Speaker 1: first asked Suspicion for it and they had never gone.
Speaker 2: Back to us.
Speaker 7: They took about three weeks to get back to us.
Speaker 3: So we were going to go ahead with it, but we.
Speaker 5: Decided it's too stressful.
Speaker 7: To get a dog, yes, when you're renting, because if
Speaker 7: it does damage and you have to hide it and
Speaker 7: you have to fix it, it's ready stressful enough in a.
Speaker 2: Rental they gets and the rental market at the moment,
Speaker 2: Taylor is horrific, isn't it Exactly?
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 7: We're not renting anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well you're off to ed cheering as well.
Speaker 2: By the way, thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Have a great day.
Speaker 2: Leah from Gangarrilla, Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, have you hidden a pet?
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 7: I've been a rented for my whole life, and I've
Speaker 7: hidden pets in all of them. I'm currently in a
Speaker 7: rent with a loud thank Teavens.
Speaker 1: Yes, but go for it, absolutely, go for it.
Speaker 3: Okay, reward the risk. But Lea, what happens when they
Speaker 3: when they come around for an inspection? What do you do?
Speaker 5: We take them around to nanopat.
Speaker 2: Enough.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it's gotta be boring now that you're
Speaker 1: allowed to have pets like you No, I know, let's cleaning.
Speaker 3: Where's the excitement the risk?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 2: Lee's off to Edgeran as well. Katie from Highbury. Firstly,
Speaker 2: let's get the formalodies out of the way.
Speaker 3: You're off to ed Churan.
Speaker 7: Who that's God?
Speaker 1: And she hangs up.
Speaker 3: Okay, are we hiding dogs and cats in the rental?
Speaker 1: Look?
Speaker 7: Do we not think it's easier to ask sports for
Speaker 7: business than permission in general in life?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Clean up the poo poo, sprits, some air freshness, take
Speaker 7: them to Grandma's. I'm loving the previous caller.
Speaker 6: Go for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, very civilized approach.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a lot to drill down on here.
Speaker 3: There's a lot to digest there is.
Speaker 1: Do you need a song?
Speaker 3: Yes, I do need a song.
Speaker 1: Okay. I think what we can take out of all
Speaker 1: the key message as a girls players too. Tody's one
Speaker 1: rule of coming up.
Speaker 2: Next genuinely got the judge perplexed this one.
Speaker 1: I'll paint the picture as well. You're sort of dancing
Speaker 1: around like your cat on a hot tin roof.
Speaker 3: I speaking of cats and dogs.
Speaker 1: So the question is is that cat allowed to be
Speaker 1: on that hot tin roof because it hasn't been approved
Speaker 1: by the landlord.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is the dilemma from Alyssa Marion. So
Speaker 2: her housemate wants to get a dog.
Speaker 3: It's against the rules.
Speaker 2: They're not supposed to have pets, and but the housemate
Speaker 2: wants to get one. So I would have when I
Speaker 2: went into this, Andrew, and I'm going to be really honest,
Speaker 2: I was like, no, you can't get a dog, like
Speaker 2: if you're not allowed. But now having listened to the
Speaker 2: jurors and just really tapping into how I feel about
Speaker 2: my own toykervoodle sip.
Speaker 3: I'd roll the dice. I think I would if you
Speaker 3: think I could have a dog, Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: might go against the grain and just sneak a dog
Speaker 3: into the house.
Speaker 1: But you're a lady of the law, I know. Do
Speaker 1: we strip you of the title of judge. You're basically
Speaker 1: out there saying, I know you weren't supposed to steal
Speaker 1: that carbet, you had such a good time and you
Speaker 1: had places to be and it was a really nice
Speaker 1: and steal the car. Go on.
Speaker 2: Then I take my legal responsibility, the responsibilities.
Speaker 3: Very very seriously. You know that.
Speaker 2: But in this instance, I am going to defy my
Speaker 2: landlord and.
Speaker 3: Get a dog.
Speaker 2: Extraordinary scenes, unprecedented.
Speaker 1: Well there you go. Feedback on that as well. You
Speaker 1: can't text as so for double nine one nine, just
Speaker 1: go for it. That's what the judge is saying. You've
Speaker 1: got a pet who sheds and wheeze and woo's everywhere
Speaker 1: and turns the house upside down and claws everything, and.
Speaker 3: Just because they cuddle you at night and they're so sweet.
Speaker 1: It's very true. Okay. And on the flip side of that,
Speaker 1: I mean, would you you wouldn't get rid of sid
Speaker 1: in any situation, any circumstances I love Sid because imagine
Speaker 1: you're just setting Sid free. You know what the world
Speaker 1: is your hoisted? How long you're considered lt.
Speaker 3: Eight seconds.
Speaker 1: I thank you for judge, Jody. It's a nowther quick
Speaker 1: reminder headge here and tickets throughout the morning. The number
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four ten, almost the end of the show,
Speaker 1: almost the into the week, So it's time to really reflect, Yes.
Speaker 2: Really drill down on what's transpired from Monday to Friday.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that feels like you're about to tee.
Speaker 3: Off on you, That's exactly what's about to happen.
Speaker 1: Great enjoy the week's work via Jody's diary, Judy's diary.
Speaker 2: Dear Diary, prepare for a big verbal dump this week.
Speaker 3: It's been a big one.
Speaker 2: Ludicrous had everyone asking if I was okay.
Speaker 1: Song on February twenty seventh in two thousand and four
Speaker 1: was yeah my usher featuring Little Gia, Ludacris.
Speaker 3: Ludacris Okay.
Speaker 2: We spoke celebrities and we asked my good friend Andrew,
Speaker 2: who was the most famous person he's ever met?
Speaker 3: Is your natural face? Just jealous?
Speaker 1: I've met a Quaker and Irene.
Speaker 2: God forbid, a woman could outdo her co host on
Speaker 2: the Celebrity Front.
Speaker 3: Fredis said to do this because I know you're gonna
Speaker 3: came me. But I didn't meet her once. I was
Speaker 3: lucky enough. All right, I won't talk about it.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: No, you didn't say. You didn't have to say anything.
Speaker 3: You just rolled your eyes.
Speaker 1: Is not a visual medium, Okay. I took him deep
Speaker 1: breath to get ready to say, of course you did.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm the only reason I'm saying it is because she
Speaker 2: was as lovely in person as you'd ever imagined.
Speaker 3: She would bet she was so nice.
Speaker 1: That's good. So she's one of good friends. She was
Speaker 1: one of your good friends. That's Reila. By the way,
Speaker 1: oh goode.
Speaker 2: Quite frankly, it had him saying when Darry this week,
Speaker 2: Matt Hale came in to put me under hypnosis, and
Speaker 2: of all things that I could say out of my brain,
Speaker 2: I chose to talk about my co host getting horny
Speaker 2: about blue animated characters.
Speaker 3: All I know about Avatar is it makes him really horny.
Speaker 1: It makes you. Sorry, I'm not sure that it makes
Speaker 1: me that horn.
Speaker 3: It makes you so that is, it makes you horny,
Speaker 3: makes you horny, you know it?
Speaker 1: I think at one stage, I said that those big
Speaker 1: blue beasts were quite athletic, and I remember saying that
Speaker 1: it made me horn.
Speaker 3: You are turned on by a blue person, which.
Speaker 1: Is and whips. And then they changed. I fell in
Speaker 1: love with the Kaya people, sary.
Speaker 2: I was hoping by now Hazy could gain control over
Speaker 2: his oral facilities, particularly when it came to the biggest
Speaker 2: solo artist on the planet.
Speaker 1: Tickets coming up very very soon. I get ready, thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four ten, your first chance this morning to score
Speaker 1: some aged shearing tickets.
Speaker 2: Brother, the finish line was there, and Diary, I discovered
Speaker 2: this week that what's good for the goose isn't good
Speaker 2: for the gander. It's okay for Hazy to talk about
Speaker 2: his football injuries.
Speaker 1: I've tried to take out a big bloke and right
Speaker 1: at the time where I wish that he didn't move,
Speaker 1: he sort of turned away and I got in front
Speaker 1: on and he raised his knee. Yep, his knee collected
Speaker 1: me right in the nether region, and it was a
Speaker 1: pain that I had never felt before, so much so
Speaker 1: that I couldn't really walk properly. When I saw the
Speaker 1: doctor doctors, O dammage here bang rruption testicable burst nut
Speaker 1: as I say, here we are.
Speaker 3: It's not where we plan to go, but we would
Speaker 3: ride there.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, then good morning to you, Sarah.
Speaker 7: I think that han't.
Speaker 3: You're just trying to win the open. You're trying to win,
Speaker 3: Sarah open mate.
Speaker 1: The amount of girls at Marble Bar. Back in the day,
Speaker 1: I'd say I'm going to throw reviews laughter.
Speaker 2: It never worked, but I can't talk about my genuine
Speaker 2: ailment sustained being a professional journalist trying to deliver a
Speaker 2: serious news story about pole dancers and Snoop Dogg. I
Speaker 2: basically did a story on the girls that are going
Speaker 2: to be backup dancers for Snoop Dogs.
Speaker 1: Or she did. Everyone's been craving it.
Speaker 2: Theoretically, if Snoopy to request a middle aged mother of
Speaker 2: four for next Wednesday, Carlie.
Speaker 3: What move could I do to impress him? A fireman
Speaker 3: spin for sure. Okay, let's grab your hairs up yep,
Speaker 3: please on the goal yep, yep.
Speaker 1: Then we're going to go through a the spin.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Snoop snow gloves it all right, A good
Speaker 2: body roll.
Speaker 1: Dog, give me this work. Okay. So that little bit
Speaker 1: in particular, can you just paint a bit of a
Speaker 1: visual for us, because how do I describe this? It
Speaker 1: was doing plenty.
Speaker 3: Visually and I'm still sore like my innerthizer's sport. Is
Speaker 3: that too much information?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm fine. I've got this natural little mechanic there
Speaker 1: where I sort of zone out when I hear a
Speaker 1: red flag. I've just heard white noise for the past
Speaker 1: ten seconds.
Speaker 3: Oh why don't you have a cry about it? Andrew?
Speaker 1: Wait when when?
Speaker 3: So the ludicrous snoop dog?
Speaker 1: Rub it like your pie, rub it like your pile.
Speaker 3: And horny Hazy have a great he can love joy.
Speaker 1: On there? Feel better.
Speaker 3: I've had so many points this week where I thought
Speaker 3: where's my career headed?
Speaker 2: I poll danced on the news and then I sent
Speaker 2: an email yesterday to Todd, our sound guy, and I
Speaker 2: was like, can you put the burst nut bit into the.
Speaker 3: There's a voice in my head going where are you at? Mate?
Speaker 3: Where are you at with your career?
Speaker 1: And then the email came through just before this morning,
Speaker 1: burst nuts in there. Thanks study work, Toddy, Oh jeers
Speaker 1: been fine. Hey, quick reminder as well. We're going to
Speaker 1: be down at Gluttony tonight from six to seven. Lord
Speaker 1: tickets up for grabs as well. Yes, and also before
Speaker 1: we do go and before we talk about next week,
Speaker 1: can I just apologize to someone go on news read Abby.
Speaker 1: I've had so many little stub ups where I've pressed
Speaker 1: the wrong I pushed the wrong buttons, but for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: I've done it, and the faders have been up and
Speaker 1: it's happened during Abby's news Oh no, and she just
Speaker 1: plays through like nothing happened. But she'll be just be
Speaker 1: reading the news and all of a sudden, just a
Speaker 1: bang and then so.
Speaker 6: Of hinder this morning, didn't wearing traffic twice. It's hazy. Look,
Speaker 6: it's fine.
Speaker 8: I'm getting used to some mishaps with you, but you know,
Speaker 8: just as we head into next week, like just be
Speaker 8: better mate.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fair, completely fair enough. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: All you can do is try dulls.
Speaker 1: You can do, can do a big show coming up
Speaker 1: on Monday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, massive show on Monday, first class and fifty k
Speaker 2: your chance to get into the running for that.
Speaker 3: More Red Room invites as well.
Speaker 2: Acmel is going to be on the show next week also,
Speaker 2: And can I say a big shout out to the
Speaker 2: five thousand and sixty four people that called this morning's
Speaker 2: sharing tickets. We apologize if you didn't get them. We
Speaker 2: gave a heap away, but yes, that was a lot
Speaker 2: for that for our phone system today.
Speaker 1: Very good stuff, all right, enjoy weekend. We'll see it
Speaker 1: tonight six o'clock at Gluttney