WEBVTT - Hayesy Thinks Matt Shirvington Is 100% An Alien 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:05.880 It's beginning to look like Christmas, it's actually not. It's 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:09.040 March and this is the podcast. Same sort of vibes, though, 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.960 really happy, up and about and a real sort of 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:13.920 gift giving feel is what we're about. 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:16.239 We've had a fun Friday, haven't we and just a 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:19.040 jam pack show. We had judged Jody people talking about 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:21.800 their pets and rentals and got very complicated. 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:25.279 Jody Stary returned as well, I'm starting to feel like 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:27.280 it's a space for you to really vent yep and 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:30.200 instead of going HR, you're doing it via a live 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:33.560 segment on radio, which if it's therapy for you, that's fine, 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:33.959 that's good. 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:35.720 Is it working, It's working really well. 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:37.519 It just I mean, there are things that you do 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:39.599 and say on a daily basis that really annoy me. 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:41.760 So I have to get it out somehow. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:48.400 Okay, is there not? An HR department also ask us 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:51.480 anything returned as well, a little opportunity to send through 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:54.400 some questions that I mean, nothing is off limits, no, 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.680 absolutely nothing. There's some good ones as well. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:00.880 Aliens, we did toilet habits, all of it. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.560 It was all there, and just I somehow managed to 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:06.040 talk about my affection for Matt Shervington via the question 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:09.240 do you believe in aliens? How did we get to 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:09.520 that one? 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:12.280 We don't know. How do we ever get to anywhere? 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.120 Because Matt Shervington's always on your brain, isn't it. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.720 When we start out on a journey with Andrew Hayes's 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:18.840 completely knows where we're going to arrive. 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:26.319 You're crazy. Thanks for choosing us in the podcast form. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:30.520 Take care of yourselves and of course each other. Jody 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:35.520 and Hazes ask us anything. Welcome to the stage, producer Sean. 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:36.760 Good morning, Good morning. 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:39.199 This is my favorite part of the week. You really 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:41.319 shine in this little particular segment, don't you. 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:42.520 It's not about me, it's about you. 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:43.720 It's a listeners getting to know. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.400 Oh, I think you'll make it about you always. 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:49.160 You get to throw a little hand grenade and just 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:50.040 watch it go bang. 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:53.600 Yeah, it's my favorite. Watching Jodie squirm with some of 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.200 these questions. 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:55.360 Just makes me smile. 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:56.600 All right, get on with it, all right. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:02:00.160 So our first question is from Peter in Manningham. Random question, 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:02.400 but do you believe in aliens? 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:03.720 Oh? 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:05.480 Yes, there's got to be something out there. 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:08.800 We cannot we cannot be the only thing in the 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.240 whole entire universe. 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:12.040 And I don't like to think about this. 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:14.079 I don't like to think about the point of life, 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:17.200 and you know, why we're here and what happens when 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:18.600 you die and all those sorts of things. 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:20.920 But I definitely believe that we're not alone. 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:27.760 Okay, Danis Scully, I know aliens exist. Ow you seen 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:33.960 Christopher Prien bang Alien? Yeah you don't remember? Moby Yeah? Alien? Yeah, 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.560 it goes both ways as well. Matt Shervington, what do 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:40.200 you mean alien? He's not that he can't be real? 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.880 Oh okay, he's not real, is he because he's too perfect? 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.920 He is correct? Isn't he absolutely too perfect? And the 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:49.079 aliens have stuffed up with Matt Shervington. I said, we'll 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:50.840 send someone down. They're just kevin I on what's happening 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:54.080 to the Earthlings. Yeah, we'll just No, they'll accept this boke. 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:56.079 I'm like, no, sorry, we can't accept you too perfect. 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:58.280 You do have an old session with Matt Shervington. 0:02:57.840 --> 0:02:59.440 All morning morning. 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:06.240 I'm human, right, That's why I have an obsession Sharington's. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:06.679 Just going back to one hundred meter days of Matt 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:08.440 running down the stretch. 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:13.560 You brought that come on all of all the people 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.440 in the room, you're the one that is most obsessed 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:20.600 with Matt Shervington with running hundreds, running one hundred meters 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:21.320 in that out. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:27.400 So the next question is from Jackie from nor Longer. Okay, 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:29.440 it's the last day on earth? What are you going 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:30.880 to do and who are you going to do it with? 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:41.920 It'sie just hits you in a different spot, doesn't it? 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:46.160 As you said this morning, is this Sarah Miller? High key? No, mate, 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:47.040 it's Kate Mill. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:50.560 It's definitely not. She changed her name to Kate. It's 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:57.119 always been last day on Earth? What are you doing. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:00.080 Spending it with my husband and my children? That this 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:01.000 is so morbid? 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:01.760 That's boring? 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:04.920 Well okay, yeah, if you last down on earth and 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:06.720 you're going to spend it with your husband and children. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:09.640 Yeah, because I love them, Jesus. 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:13.600 I don't know what from me, Sean, but that my 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:15.680 go to thing that I could possibly do out of 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.440 everything is take my kids to sushi train. 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:26.080 I mean, sorry for loving your families. 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:30.960 Having our children too much love? Okay, then what would 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:31.159 you do? 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:31.720 Man? 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:32.159 Me? 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:39.000 I'd go running with Matt Sheffington. You know, I'll change mine. 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:44.160 I do the same time, I didn't even think that that. 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.680 Was an option. On anything is an option. 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:49.520 And our final question is from Captain Thetherton, and obviously 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:51.000 she would have got in before the Powaud wage. 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:52.039 It's happening there at the moment. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.760 But I don't know about you guys, but I have 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:56.920 stage for it. When it comes to public bathrooms, I'm 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:57.200 with you. 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:58.000 I'm with you. Cat. 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:00.800 Where is the weirdest place you ever had to go 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:01.560 to the bathroom? 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:01.920 Oh? 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:02.320 God? 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:06.400 Okay, So here's an insight that when you do the 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:10.919 early shift at Channel tenants the overnight crime, so I 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.320 sometimes you're out on the road and you're going up 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.680 and down the streets, knocking on doors, trying to get CCTV, 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:19.160 trying to get witnesses, et cetera, and at some point 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:21.240 the urge to go to the bathroom will hit you 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:23.800 during the morning. So I have been to the toilet 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:27.840 in so many random's homes, so many randoms homes with 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:28.520 their permission. 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:33.599 Yeah, yeah, home, yeah, in the toilet. 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:37.800 Excuse me, I'm sorry, I've just been I've been out 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:38.599 here since six o'clock. 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:41.320 Do you if I use a toilet? So many random times? 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:44.440 Thanks, and they go yes, yeah, I thank god because 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.919 I already did and tag your porch. 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.240 There was there was a house in Salisbury once where 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:53.320 I went and they'd had installed a bidet that was 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:54.600 like an actual fancy. 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:59.880 Time did you use but one of the best toilets 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:05.240 and well the torlets that spray up you right? You 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:11.360 lost me at spray up here. No, it's pretty prominent 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:11.880 in Japan. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:15.280 Yes, they are, so they on your bottom and clean everything. 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:18.640 I can do it myself. Thanks, there's a day so 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:19.440 I can also do that. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:26.160 You get Matt Shervington. Is that an option on your 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:26.960 last day on Earth? 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:31.280 Okay? I will say that's back in my day because 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:34.320 when you're this is on farm, when you're stripping either sewing. 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.159 But then when you're stripping and you're on the header 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:40.120 so you're collecting the grain, you can't just stop, okay, 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:42.440 like you really started. Once you've started, you can't just stop. 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:43.640 You can't just stop the header and then just go 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.440 off to the toilet. So I've been to the toilet 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:50.400 whilst driving a header. It's interesting. Wow, in both situations too. 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.360 By the way, use a bottle No, No, I had 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.080 never found a bucket or something. But having a few 0:06:56.080 --> 0:07:00.480 little issues. And look, the grain needs to be harvested. 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:02.200 You can't stop, so you just got to plow through. 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:07.000 Will not plow through? You've got to harvest through, basically. Yeah, 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:07.880 and I've done that. 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.200 I mean, I want to say something to help him. 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:12.800 But this is quite entertaining watching it all unfault. 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:15.640 You didn't want to watch it all unfold, trust me. 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:20.600 Like the suggestion there is that you have to let 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:21.200 it unfold. 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:24.880 You really do in a really interesting situation. So there 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.720 you go. Thanks to those questions, Sean, No, thanks to 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.640 the listeners. Sun them through. Very good stuff. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:32.480 Book for holiday you this summer because he's a little. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:36.280 Different on holiday more of daring, relaxing sometimes be more fancy. 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:38.560 And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:39.000 your style? 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.280 Booking get away on the what if? What if it's 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:44.480 Ozzie for travel? The guest reading story has town has 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:49.360 several scenes is humane? 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:54.320 Hell? I preface this by saying this first story is 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:57.000 a little bit grim. So the mother of singer Aaron 0:07:57.040 --> 0:08:00.320 Carter has shared you photos of the scene left behind 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:03.560 in her late son's bathroom to call more attention to 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:06.600 the ongoing investigation. So The Iye Want Candy singer was 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:10.440 found dead at his home in early November, and he 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.320 was surrounded by cans of compressed air and. 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:15.160 Prescription pill bottles. 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:18.440 At age thirty four, what's compressed air doing? 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.280 I was about to say, what is compressed the air? 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:24.960 Oh? No, absolutely no idea. Can you google it? At 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:26.000 least immediately? 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.480 So his mum posted the graphic pictures of the bathroom, 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:32.400 which showed what appeared to be peces on the floor 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:36.080 and a tub filled with green water, and noted that 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:38.839 the images weren't taken by law enforcements. So the coroner 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:41.080 ruled out drowning as the cause of death because Carter 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.880 didn't have any water in his lungs. 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:48.839 Straight from Google, Huffing a can of compressed air can 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:51.559 give you an immediate rush of euphoria as well as 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:53.200 possible hallucination delusions. 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:55.120 Okay, can't be good for you? 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:58.720 Nay, Obviously it doesn't, And obviously we don't condone doing 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:01.760 that at home. So Ed Sheer and fans have been 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:05.720 left fuming after ticket chaos outside his concert at the MCG. 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:07.160 You might recall that we said. 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:11.240 He'd pre sold over one hundred thousand tickets to this 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:14.280 gig last night and one hundred and seven thousand for tonight. 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:15.359 It's ridiculous. 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:19.120 So thousands of people were reportedly left stranded outside the 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:22.240 stadium in Melbourne after the ticketech app failed to recognize 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:25.480 people's online tickets, so they were getting this message saying 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:26.960 this ticket has expired. 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:29.680 Yeah, that's so wrong. 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:32.600 It would send a bit of a shockwave. Three, wouldn't 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.400 it ruin you? Free? Edge Year and Vitel. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:38.040 Yeah, yeah, you're up and you're about to see Ed 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:41.000 just sitting on stage doing a loop thing and you. 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:44.439 Think it says sorry you can't enters. Guys, but I've 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:47.160 been waiting for this my how long? For my whole life? 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:51.080 Oh yes, my entire life. Now this is a story 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.800 I know nothing about. In the interest of transparency, Andrew Hayes, 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:56.400 hundreds of adoring fans swamped Rundel mauld. 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:57.400 Catch a glimpse of this guy. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:03.680 His name is Jacob Alrdie and he's the star of Euphoria. 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:07.760 Yes, Euphoria is a show on patev? Is it Netflix? 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:11.000 Through Binge? I just rolled them all out. 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:12.360 Is it on Netflix? 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:12.640 Dan? 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:12.880 Who? 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:14.560 Is it on Paramount Plusses? 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:18.920 Is it on Channel forty four. I don't think so. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:22.680 So Euphour is very very interesting as well as starring Zendaya. Yeah, 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.240 and I'm just so Jacob's a very interesting character as well. 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:28.280 It's you want a root for him, but then there's 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.640 obviously a bit of a streak about him or a 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:32.760 part of him that that's a little bit off. Yeah right, okay, 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:35.880 but what is consistent is his looks. Yes, good looking 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:36.520 young man. 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:39.760 Six foot four apparently. So he was just strolling down 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.800 round them all last night. He was there to launch 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:45.520 tag I can never say this tag Hoyer, Is that right? 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:46.000 Take it? 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:46.800 Tag Hoyer. 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:48.679 Yeah, so the new boutique. 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.880 He's the face of tag Hoya Monaco and the time 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:55.840 Piece Giants global brand ambassador. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:56.520 So there you go. 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:59.040 In the Ties of the Day on page seven, there 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:01.040 he is taking selfie with everyone in them all. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:02.640 So there you go. That's when you know you've made 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:04.559 as well, when you've got a partnership with Tag or 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:05.640 rolelex yep. 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:07.200 And pip Edwoods was there as well. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:10.280 She's the founder of p Nation, but more notably Michael 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:11.320 Clark's ex girlfriend. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:18.240 She's known for you you've got a time machine. 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:21.600 On this Daisy. 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:24.840 Welcome to Friday. Geez, you've done a good job getting 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:27.200 through the week, and now it's time to just relax, 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.679 take it all in and enjoy a little trip down 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:33.200 memory lane for Friday, the third of March nineteen twenty three. 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.960 On this Daytime magazine first went on sale in the US. 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:40.800 He seemed to come along and just really persevered through 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:41.880 the ages, didn't it. Yeah? 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:42.200 It did. 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:45.400 I don't think. I don't want to burst your bubble. 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:47.360 I don't think you'll ever make the cover of Time. 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:48.040 Yeah. 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:52.400 I don't even know what time. I'm not rooting for it. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:56.439 That's fine. Nineteen eighty two. Jessica Biel is born in Minnesota. 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:59.040 She's the actress and wife of Justin Timberlake. Today is 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:02.800 her forty first first birthday. You think of perfect couples, Yeah, 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:04.319 they've got to be right up there, won't they. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.440 I wanted to tell an anecdote about the time I 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:10.120 interviewed Justin timerlate, but I'm not going to because I'll 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:11.160 just get shot down by. 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:14.720 You, because you like yeah, Ine, just like great guy. 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:18.040 Actually great guy. I should text him, actually see what 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:19.720 he's been up to. We haven't spoken in days. 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:21.920 This is why I don't do it. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:23.760 I watched Jessica Bill like, by the way. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:25.920 I don't know what you asked justin, Oh, no you 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:27.720 can't because you've never met him. 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:31.920 Nineteen fifty five, Elvis Presley made his TV debut on 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:39.920 the country show Louisiana Hayright Now Albert Bradley, Well part 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:49.600 what's Elvis Like? Ninety seven. Camila Cabeo was born in 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:57.600 Eastern Havana, Cuba. Have the mods in Havana. Today's her 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:00.320 twenty sixth birthday. Just another one of those ones. You're like, 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:02.280 hasn't she been around for like two or three decades? 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:02.559 You have it? 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:03.480 Also how sexy? 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:11.200 Yeah, she's careful, careful cars listening. Twenty twenty, toilet paper 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:14.760 sales swored across Australia, causing major supermarket chains to begin 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:15.920 rationing roles. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.640 Engines flared at Woolworth when three women became involved in 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:21.000 a toilet paper tussle. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:24.720 Just what one pack wonder. 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:32.560 We're now in a safe space where we can all say, 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:37.240 if you stop piled tort paper, Come on, what were 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.839 you thinking? For example, I mean I had my nipple 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.040 piece back in the day. Yeah, if I went back 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:44.280 in time, would I do it all again? Absolutely? 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:44.400 Not. 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:46.360 If you could go back in time, would you still 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:47.679 stop piles some tort paper? No? 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:48.760 Absolutely not. 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:52.400 She you would produce a seoran. W weren't you? Would you? Why? 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:52.600 Mate? 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:54.720 Would just say? What you've got your little fortress of 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:55.280 tort paper? 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:57.520 What were you worried about? 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:01.160 Mate? What were you worried about? 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:05.640 I needed a clean bump. If everything really really bed shaped, 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:06.760 that's all the. 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:08.800 Pot We're all going to die. But my bum's clean. 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:11.160 I'm one. Song on March third and two thousand and 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:14.680 three was beautiful by Christina Aguilera. Who goes who. 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:16.840 What should it? 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:20.360 He mixed it up. 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:31.720 She's back in the courtroom, commanding respect and attention. Dear Jody, 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.240 I moved to Adelaide last year and met some people 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:36.600 to live with online. My housemates and I have lived 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:39.120 together for six months and it's been going so well. 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:41.480 But there's always a bush, isn't there. 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:43.840 Last week one of them sprung it on us that 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:47.040 he's getting a dog. Our rental was strictly no pets, 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:49.040 but he says he'll clean up after it and our 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:52.640 agent will never know. He pays most of the rent 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:54.240 and was already in the house before I moved in 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.360 but I'm not happy about it at all. I know 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:59.880 our third housemate is worried about losing his bond as 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.040 or being kicked out. I can't afford to move at 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:03.640 the moment, and the rent is so affordable here. 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.800 How do I go about this? Alyssa from Marianne. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:10.160 This is tough. This is really really tough because, as 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:13.080 we know, we don't deserve dogs. No dogs. Are this 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:15.880 sper gift from heaven? An absolute gift from heaven? 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:16.280 Yes? 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:20.160 So can I say for you launch into your opinion, 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:24.840 Andrew Hayes, we have recently acquired an aggressive attack dog, 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:26.520 my toy kavoodle called Sid. 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:29.000 That you're being serious, recession. It's like, what have you 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:30.560 got a raging pit bull? Or what do we go? 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.120 And Sid is now seven months old. 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:39.200 Sid does not have the ability to Wii or Pooh outside. 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:42.560 Sid will only wei your Pooh inside the home. 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:43.800 So can I say, if. 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:45.320 You're living in a rental and you think that you're 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:48.680 going to keep that rental clean by acquiring a dog, oh, 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:49.760 you've got another thing coming. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:52.840 So that's the thing, isn't it. So Sid doesn't shed though, 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.960 because there's a bit of poodle in her. Yes, So 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:56.800 that's the perk. 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:59.800 Sid is a perfect dog on so many fronts, except 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:00.800 for pooing in the wing. 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:04.040 See, I have a You've got an incontinent dogs. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.280 Gorgeous little Maltese poodle by the name of Indiana. And 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:11.560 she's pushing fifteen. Now she's an old little lady. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.000 How much have you spent on Indiana? 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:18.280 Well, I mean it's a step dog for me. So yeah, car, 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:20.480 it was quiet. It was a quiet, and I fell 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:23.800 in love with her pretty instantly. I think over the 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.640 journey we calculated, and it's most of the car about 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:30.120 thirty grand. Oh, just ridiculous. She's had back surgery, she's 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:31.320 had acls. 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:34.600 What did she play ifl. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:40.280 Oh, my goodness, Yeah, she's had lars surgery, fake little acel. 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:44.000 But yeah, she pinched a nerve in her back early on, 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:45.600 and now she doesn't really know when she's going to 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:49.280 the toilet. So again, she doesn't shed. But that dog 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:52.480 can produce some urine. I'll tell you what it's like. 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:55.200 Give her two hundred meals of urine. She'll turn into 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:58.400 a leach and a half sort of water. 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:00.920 Rather Sid does this. When I get home. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:05.719 Sid gets so excited to see me or her daddy 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:09.480 that she will pee everywhere so excited that she peas. 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:11.680 This is like, wow, I'm so flatted, but also I'm 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:12.360 so disgusted. 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:12.880 Stop it. 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:15.800 Yes, let's go to Abby in the newsroom as thoughts 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:16.439 on this one. 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:18.119 So his little story for you. 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:21.280 When I was renting at Prompton before I left South Australia, 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:25.639 I basically the agent kept saying, oh, we've spoken to them, 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:27.680 We've spoken to the owner, but they refused to fix 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:30.800 the air con slash heater. So I was like forty 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:33.160 two degree days and I was in a townhouse, no heater, 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:35.960 blah blah blah, no air con, and so I went, 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:37.480 you know what, I'm going to get a dog. So 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:40.400 I bought Tank, my little sausage dog, and had him 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:42.600 there without them actually knowing that there was. 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:44.680 A dog there. And you know what, when I moved out, 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:46.080 got all my bond back, it was fine. 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:47.879 Right, So I never found out about Tank. 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:50.239 Then well if they did, that didn't say anything. But no, 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:52.200 never found out about him, and it was fine. 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:53.359 And Tank doesn't share, does he. 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:57.000 Oh he's a big fan from the couch. Again, because 0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:59.840 my two dogs are ridiculous, Tank and Tory. They shed 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:00.880 hair like there's. 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:02.520 No she got reck wow, and you look at Tank 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:05.480 and you're like, how is he moving? He's tiny little 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:07.399 legs and he's really long body. 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:10.760 Yes he's Yeah, they're ridiculous, but anyway, I say, go 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:12.760 for it, don't worry about it. Just hide them when 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:15.399 you have to have a rental inspection and pick up 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:16.880 their dog, poot outside. 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:18.840 There you go thirteen twenty four ten. 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:21.120 And the perks of Tank is that he's so long 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:22.320 you'd probably just put him in a. 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:24.920 Drawer exactly, shove him under the bed. 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:28.960 Thirteen twenty four ten. 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:31.199 We need some jurors on this one. And also if 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:34.000