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Speaker 1: The Fitzy and Whipper Podcast. Well, we should really begin

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Speaker 1: the recap with the biggest announcement of the week.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing radio for eight years and I just didn't

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Speaker 2: think it was going to get any better.

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Speaker 1: Whipper, God, he's back. Laser. Let's have a look your

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Speaker 1: shoulders and you try sit. He stops at your arms.

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Speaker 1: Now I understand that this is a rather visual thing

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Speaker 1: to include in the recap. The Whipper really painted a

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Speaker 1: picture for us.

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Speaker 3: The weird part is when I take my pants off,

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Speaker 3: it looks like I'm wearing black leggings because there's just

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Speaker 3: hair from the waistline down.

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Speaker 1: Just spare a thought for his poor wife, Lisa. I

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Speaker 1: credit her.

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Speaker 3: Because since I had it done, she has done so

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Speaker 3: well to control herself, has pretended she's not interested in testing.

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Speaker 1: Losing interesting things has become quite a theme this week.

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Speaker 1: Are we done? After Whipper introduced us to the idea

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Speaker 1: of quiet quitting, It's.

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Speaker 3: Not quitting from your job, it's just switching off from

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Speaker 3: the day to day pressures that your job might bring you.

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Speaker 1: Fitzy went ahead and did just that even thirty one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, I'm done for the.

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Speaker 1: Day, And he wasn't the only one with other stuff

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Speaker 1: on his mind. This week, for example, Matt de Grute

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Speaker 1: has had a bit of Beyonce on the brain in

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Speaker 1: Sport and Beyonce for Broncos Beyonce. But I get it, mate,

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Speaker 1: it's a banger of an album Beyonce not in the NRL.

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Speaker 1: That's possibly because he heard Sarah reciting this Beyonce song

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Speaker 1: earlier in the show.

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Speaker 4: Now my mascara is running red lipstick smudged me so horny? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: me one too. F He popped my buttons and ripped

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Speaker 4: my blouse. He Monica lewinskid on my gown.

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Speaker 3: Oh, and what are the lyrics?

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Speaker 1: Sits? Now? If you think I'm not going to remix that, Sarah, Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, You've got another thing coming now.

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Speaker 4: Now my mascar is running red lipstick smudge me? Son

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Speaker 4: me want to He popped my buttons and ripped my blouse.

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Speaker 4: He Monica Lewinsky.

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Speaker 1: We' yeah not bad set? Why why? Why? This week

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Speaker 1: we had one of our favorite pat people in for

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Speaker 1: the headline off. It's FITZI and Whippers headline off. The

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Speaker 1: voiceover guy from a current affair, Phil Baden. Phil book

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Speaker 1: let me get that Pheil bailed and good morning, and

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Speaker 1: he managed to pull off one of the best headlines

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Speaker 1: of all time.

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Speaker 3: The story is man tries to perform No's job on

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Speaker 3: himself unsurprisingly ends up in hospital.

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Speaker 1: Feel the best headline.

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Speaker 3: Look at this Pinocchio pest, what a bugle bungle, sneaky

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Speaker 3: surgery leaves shonky surgeon with a shady snout.

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Speaker 1: Needless to say, Mat Degrud lost this one. No one knows, knows,

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Speaker 1: no nos like this guy's what do you reckon? Phil

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Speaker 1: balls ULLs up Whipper got pretty heated about an article

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Speaker 1: that came out on Thursday. Fozzy men are not romantic

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Speaker 1: at all.

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Speaker 3: Stand up for Ozzie men if you've done something romantic and.

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Speaker 1: The examples they had well didn't paint us in a

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Speaker 1: great light.

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Speaker 3: Beers go well with babes, tops off question marks.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you.

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Speaker 3: Get over here and have a good time?

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Speaker 1: Stop asking me questions?

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Speaker 3: Get over here.

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Speaker 1: But luckily we had one of the ossiest guys in

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Speaker 1: Australia on the show, Scottie camp Hello to defend our honor.

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Speaker 1: When you first met Anne was there.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm pretty rare man. I know the pickup

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Speaker 2: line that was quite successful. You met on the sideline

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Speaker 2: of a local park footy. We went for a beer

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Speaker 2: at the log Cabin in Penrith. I said to her,

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Speaker 2: can you hold this schooner while I take a piss?

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Speaker 2: And and I've been together for thirty years.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, he was just pulling a leg.

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Speaker 4: He did not go on.

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Speaker 2: What a leg of art.

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Speaker 1: I think one of the great things about the fits

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Speaker 1: in Weber show is that they can touch on serious subjects.

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Speaker 3: Men confessing the shocking reasons why they're actually staying in

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Speaker 3: a relationship outside of the love.

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Speaker 1: And you can feel comfortable calling them up to talk

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Speaker 1: about a very dark part of your life, just like

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Speaker 1: Kielan did.

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Speaker 3: What was the reason your ex stayed with your Kiling?

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Speaker 4: I was for about eight months. I thought I met

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Speaker 4: the one.

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Speaker 2: She's sending photos and messaging sugar Daddy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we do appreciate your call, Kiling. It would

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Speaker 1: be tough. It's just unfortunate the guys couldn't get past

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Speaker 1: your name. He loved her, Sarah, you know, he was king.

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Speaker 4: You would have over. I guess you could say he

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Speaker 4: was killing time. Yeah, she was, She's king, Tom.

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Speaker 3: I've done too much of that year. Well, he's just

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Speaker 3: called up for a chat.

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Speaker 1: Way too much, way too much, don't you goos? This

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Speaker 1: week FITZI brought us some fantastic audio of a guy

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Speaker 1: who had a car accident the Jewel cab. You'd mounted

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Speaker 1: the median strip and took out a light post and

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Speaker 1: then pulled into the Channel seven car park to have

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Speaker 1: a sleep. What do you reckon Channel seven? Warning? Wakey, wakey?

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Speaker 3: Like seriously, and then he's had to explain to his

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Speaker 3: accident who everybody bought the story to them, which.

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Speaker 1: Reminded me of some of our favorite roadside interactions, like

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Speaker 1: this guy, what's going on?

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Speaker 4: I'm going from mate?

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Speaker 3: Is that why your car's all smashed up and you're

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Speaker 3: up on the grass at the moment?

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Speaker 1: Or what from mate?

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Speaker 4: He's going in there?

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Speaker 1: All this unfortunate fellow, he's spewed out the side. How

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Speaker 1: much have you had to drink? It's a long story

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Speaker 1: and most of it's down the side of your car,

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Speaker 1: But who could forget this absolute Aussie classic? What here's

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Speaker 1: the charge eating on me? Oh? And it's probably just

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Speaker 1: because he sounds so similar to another Chinese food fan.

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Speaker 3: My idea today is to take one hundred doublings in

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Speaker 3: the mouths fish. Oh no.

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Speaker 1: Democracy mano fish. See you guys next week.

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Speaker 3: Sorry to everybody that's a fallen fifty

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