WEBVTT - Full Show: We Got Brutally Roasted 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:18.360 Good morning, Melbourne. Jason Lauren started morning the right away. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:24.800 Be great. This is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred. Well, 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:27.680 good morning. We can you Tuesday. Everybody? 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:28.560 Good morning? 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:29.600 How are we? 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:30.520 I'm very well? 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:31.080 How are you? 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:33.440 Are you tired? You didn't sleep well? 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:33.960 Me? 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:38.040 Yeah, I slept too. It was well, not well, but 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:39.199 I slept a. 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:43.120 Sleep track erp no, So I use an aura ring 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:45.280 to a lot of people wearing mount tracks your sleep 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:46.959 but Paul started. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:50.640 On your Apple watch sure ring, the ring ring mor. 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:53.080 Ring, so tracks your sleep tracks. I don't know you 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.680 exercise a whole heap of stuff. But Paul's been using 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:58.960 this because he's having some bad sleeps and he's using 0:00:59.000 --> 0:00:59.760 his sleep. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:01.400 App. 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:03.920 That also every time you toss and turn, it tells you, 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:06.760 and every time you make noises and snorts, and so 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:09.440 our favorite thing is at night time, climb to bed 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:11.319 and to listen to the night before like all the 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.040 weird noises is made. 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.560 Like the grunts and the ground yes, and it. 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.080 Tells you to those. It's so funny. 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:20.040 And he goes listen, listen to what I sounded like 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:21.319 last night, and I'm like, yeah, I know. 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:23.920 I to sleep next to it. He's not a huge snorer, 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.480 but when he's getting a bit unwealthy snores. Yeah, And 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.640 we had and his sleep talking. He's become a sleep 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:31.320 talking and it records it. 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:34.880 I don't knowing for you, I could get you in 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:36.600 trouble two am this morning. 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:39.399 You called me Tina is recording. 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:43.960 No, it's not that coherent, right, okay, random stuff. Yeah, 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:46.440 but it's interesting. It is good to track your sleep 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:48.200 and it tells you how much deep sleep. 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:49.760 The last time I did it, I found that I 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:51.880 became utterly paranoid. 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:55.800 I'm just obsessed. It was just I was thinking about, 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.000 not about sleeping. You look at it and you're like, oh, I. 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:02.240 Feel even Yeah, but yeah, annoying when you wake up 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:03.600 and you're like, oh, a great sleep and you look 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:05.240 at it and it says you didn't, and you're like, oh, 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:06.640 I guess I guess I didn't. 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:07.840 Then then you feel crap. 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.400 I quite like it though, when I first got in 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:12.519 the breakfast radio and was just getting no sleep and 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:14.560 struggling what it was that nineteen sixty Yeah, it was 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:17.600 in the sixties, black and white. I'd find I'd come home, 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:19.640 I'd start talking to Loot and I would fall asleep 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.880 and an hour later, when I wake up, I would 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:23.640 continue that conversation. 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:25.600 It was like the sentence does that too. 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:28.400 He almost has micro sleeps, just like in bed and 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.560 he falls asleep and then wakes up and keeps going. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.560 Did you just fall asleep in the middle of that conversation? 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:37.480 Saturday will go for lunch? Do you want me to 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:39.480 book a table for one o'clock. Yeah, you're here, it's 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:40.240 like fifteen minutes. 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:42.520 Oh no, he's like half a second. 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:46.680 Oh no, no, no, he falls asleep. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:47.959 For that's a point of microsleep. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.400 We're going to have it a couple of seconds. It's weird. 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.800 Hey, I guys, we've got a fun shirt coming up today. 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:56.160 Yes, Melbourne. We are very excited because we're talking all 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:58.640 things that gather around. The AFL is going to Adelaide 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.520 in a couple of voices. Now Clinton and I are 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.240 in charge. We've got the air horns and we can 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:06.280 blow them at anytime. It's supposed to sound like siren. 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:12.000 You'll you'll anyway when you hear that air horn. Thirteen 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:13.880 twenty four ten is our number. All you have to 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.320 do is ring on que and you could be coming 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:18.880 with us to Adelaide. Together and we've got lights, calm, tickets, 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:19.320 the whole thing. 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.359 Well, you're filling the plane. We're going together. It's the 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:24.680 ultimate family trip and you can be on it. This 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:26.160 is to a leap better kick things off. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:29.280 Good morning, what's happened. 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:31.040 I've got to go back today. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:35.680 I spent I spent my afternoon there yesterday the lighting shop. 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:37.600 Oh beacon, lighting beacon. 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:39.280 Oh like they'aking light. 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:40.040 It was beacon. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:42.040 Now, it's funny you say that because I had a 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:44.280 light saga and I showed Clinton. I said, could you 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:46.400 text your dad and ask him what these globes are? 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:49.240 We've seen them before, and they screwing the. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:52.440 Exsecutive as if I know. I'd never even It was 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:56.240 like it was this weird chuby thing. And then when 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:59.360 I googled, it's for the lights on our vanity, our bathroom. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.400 And then when I googled, like reverse google image to 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:04.480 picture of it, so it was a microwave globe and. 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:07.000 I was like, oh, that's I don't know if that's sake. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:10.640 Anyway, I got executive producer Brodie. He facetimed his mate 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:13.800 who's a oh yeah, and he sent me a Lincoln 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:16.359 and bought them on Amazon and they arrived yesterday and 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:17.840 now I've got to work out how I kept them. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.200 Oh yeah, well we're replacing. 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:22.400 Like we've got three sort of lights above the kitchen 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:23.320 down lights. 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.520 No, they're like hang on a little wire. Yeah, I 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:27.039 know the ones. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:30.640 Yeah, and then they'reky of course, so we're up to 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:31.159 My dad. 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:32.480 Was spaky too. I should wait. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:33.359 Is it not a pendant? 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.600 It's dependent what's pendance hang? 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:40.320 Yes, yeah, it's like three pendants along the bench or something. Yeah, 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:45.080 long kitchen. No, but I do love a dimmer dimmer. 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:46.400 Do you have an icel tastic? 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:47.040 No? 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:49.640 But what's your thoughts on smart lights? Make it. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:51.960 Clap twice? 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:55.320 And that's all I wanted growing up, the clapp up. 0:04:55.520 --> 0:05:00.440 What about the touch lamp? We've got to touch and twelve? No, 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:01.560 they're very convenient. 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:03.440 Where's the touch lamp in. 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:07.000 My bedroom on the bedside table? Yeah? 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:09.599 People still, I always wanted a lava lamp and I 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:12.000 was never allowed one because they got too hot, and 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.719 Mum was like, you're gonna wake up in the middle 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.839 of the night and burn your hand lamp. 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:18.360 I'll take you down to What's new later on. We'll 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:18.800 buy you one. 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:22.599 Bring back what's new? What are you getting from bacon 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:27.200 Because here's the thing. Beacon lighting is overwhelming. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:33.320 Laurennes it's very bright longlasses. 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:35.760 Seriously, what are you looking for there? 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:38.160 Well, that's the thing after a new pendant. 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:40.839 God, you said, like the sales assistant, I'm just looking 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.159 for new sort of housing. 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:45.240 Penance housing pendants. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:49.720 Like at the moment, it's just light fittings. Look, three 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:50.239 light fittings. 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:51.320 So you don't want globes. 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.120 Now, I've got the globe, the globes in there. I 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:54.480 need something to go over the globe. 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:56.000 Can I get a visual? 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:56.360 Yeah? 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.640 But that's the thing, Like, isn't there an app where 0:05:58.640 --> 0:05:59.920 it's like I can take a photo? 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:02.840 Yeah, you just take and go to beacon lighting? 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:03.560 And what I do? 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:06.120 This was me in the store yesterday, just looking different 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:08.000 sizes and different color. 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:09.080 Then we've got them. 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:12.039 So you've got like I can't work. He's got like 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:16.599 it's a thing you want three different like lamp shape. 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:18.760 He's got nude pendance, but he wants a light fitting 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:21.279 for them. I'm looking. No, I'm looking for three lamp 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:21.760 shirts and. 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.599 Can't have've got a mat. 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:24.440 Well that's the thing. 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:26.120 At the blaze on the phone. 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:27.920 At the moment, We've got three different ones up because 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:30.000 we just want to see which one we like and. 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:34.480 Show you what we've got three looks. It looks like 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:35.599 a beacon lighting shop. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.320 There we go. That's okay. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.080 Let me say, all right, so they're the old ones 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:41.159 trying to replace them. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:43.279 Oh yeah, cool, it's. 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:44.840 Just very overwhelming lighting shops. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:46.480 I don't want to swipe too far here in your 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:47.120 photo album. 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:51.760 Same with linen shops, really right, but also linen lovers, 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:53.799 exceptional linen. 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:58.360 We are big fans when it. 0:06:58.320 --> 0:06:59.200 Comes to discounts. 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:01.919 You should take John's down away, my dad, because it 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.120 gets a little trade. 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:09.680 Discount if you're a sparky. So if I walk in 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:12.040 and say a high V shirt, it's a sparky. Well, like, 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:15.240 I just think you need to register this process. There's 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.720 a process registy business, isn't it. 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:20.360 Basically, by the way, he's just got three hanging lights 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:23.800 over the bench and he wants new shapes. Well, no, 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:27.440 you made it sound like one hanging thing with three. 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:31.559 Glossy over the over the bench. 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:34.480 You need what else is on his you need? 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:37.760 You need food warmers, the lights that warm the food. 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:42.240 It's not normally sitting there that long. I like the 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:43.680 ones at the pub where they put them down. 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:46.040 He's got a very now. He's sent me a picture 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:46.880 of his kitchens. 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:47.600 Strange assortment. 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:51.280 On the bench. You've got milk, pizza, sauce, lamb chops, 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.320 good Man Gomez and pasta. 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:55.680 You've got a buffet going down. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:08:01.120 He's hungry buffet. All right. So I'm back there today. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.240 Pray for me, but that'll give me something to do today. 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:08.840 I'll find you nut, see your Melbourne. It's been fun tomorrow. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:10.160 This is what she's distracted. 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:13.080 Oh god, whenever we're going to an event, the whole show. 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:15.960 Before the event, Lauren's just online shopping for middlewear something. 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:17.960 Remember remember what happened with the Formula one? Though the 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:19.960 shirt you picked you look great, it was a mess. 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:21.120 Shit, it looked great at the end. 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:25.600 Just trust me, Terra Cotta, wasn't it? Good morning, Melbourne. 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:28.240 This is an Ober one hundred that you are on 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:29.680 the air thanks to Shell Ready Express. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:32.000 You got Jason Lauren Clint here as well. 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:34.560 Just a reminder, Melbourne, we are ready to take you 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:36.720 together around. You've got to be listening out for that 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:40.040 air horn that Clint or I will blow. Do we 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:40.440 blow it. 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:41.480 We know you push it? 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.080 You push it? How do needy do? 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:47.520 Blow it? Airhorn? Don't you push and blow? Yeah? Okay, 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:49.240 please push. 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:51.560 And blow the air horn. Give us a ring on 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:54.040 thirteen twenty four ten, and you could be winning your 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:55.440 way to gather around with us, which is going to 0:08:55.440 --> 0:09:00.440 be so much fun. Guys. Yesterday I was reminded once 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:04.200 again on a Monday morning that we are old. I 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:05.880 used to come into work on a Monday and like 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:07.440 talk about all the fun things I do, not a 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:10.280 worn Yesterday morning, I was standing in the kitchen here 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:15.080 with one of our colleagues and we were talking about colonoscopies. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:20.520 It's a real line. I've never spoken about a kolonoscopy 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:23.240 until I needed one, and then everyone I know it's like, oh, yeah, 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:24.280 I got to have one, which is. 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.080 By the way, I've had one, which is up the bum. 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:31.839 Yeah, a camera. And even you're in the window, you're 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:32.800 in colonoscopy. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:39.760 Colonoscopy, you are, you know how normally it's thirtieth weddings. 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:43.200 We're in the surgery section at the moment getting one. 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:47.640 On the we're in colonoscopy territory and gaskoscropy. When they 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:52.520 go down the throat, stomach, both ends. What's an endoscopy? 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.520 There's a lot of oscopies there. 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:57.439 Hang on, there's only so many orifics. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:59.679 So they go through the years making. 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:03.559 La someone google what an endoscopy is? Endoscopy, So it's 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:08.800 colonoscopy is up there, gas stroscopy, it's down the throat 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:09.800 and it's camera. 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:13.199 It's all very stressful though when you have to do it. 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:16.360 Oh my goodness, So you've had one. No, I probably. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.800 We talk about it a lot, don't. It's one of 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:20.960 our favorite topics. 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.080 Is this when you have you have to have special 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:23.280 juice and stuff leading up to. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:26.679 Yeah, so you have to do this thing called bell prep, 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:30.880 which is as disgusting as it sounds, right, but you 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:32.800 know what, everyone should be very vigilant about their health. 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.640 If if someone has suggested you need a colonosopy, go 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:37.200 and do it. It's not that bad, but it is 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:39.839 kind of horrific. So you have to take this drink 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:44.920 that you have to drink it. I think like forty 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.520 or thirty six hours before, and then you do it 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:50.520 again six hours later, and then again six hours later. 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:55.600 Out Yeah, are you eating No, it's just the drink. 0:10:55.720 --> 0:11:00.439 It's just the drink flavor. Well, I was like, this 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.439 is pretty gross. And a few people I spoke to 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:04.200 are like, oh no, no, no, no no. Up until about 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.439 four years ago, it was ten times worse. Really, there's 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:07.600 a new an improved formula. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.160 Right, yeah, I'll get the mountain. Yeah. 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:15.280 Anxiety of when the drink is going to kick in? 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.559 Oh yeah, you can't leave the house. Well, can you 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:21.680 run the gauntlet? Can you snick down for them? Like 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.040 when it kicks in, it kicks. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:26.640 I was talking about college tea yesterday. 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:28.680 I was like, oh, I've got to get a colonoscopy, 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.440 but I've just started the power prep. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:32.880 I was like, what are you doing at work? 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:38.520 No, that is home. Well I stayed home. But then 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:41.240 I was like, I was like, this isn't working. It's 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.920 not working because it says it'll kick in within like 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:44.360 three to. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:45.840 Four hours, need to drink more. 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.000 And about ten hours later, I was like, it's still 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:49.600 not working. 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:51.559 Oh no, And then it worked. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.760 My godfathers like Wi and Ho damp. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:00.480 I don't know what that is, but I'm going to 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:06.080 say yes. It was like I had been possessed by 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:09.560 an alien. Anyway, that aside, then you go in for 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:13.640 the colonoscopy and you I just kind of thought it 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.559 would be like normal surgery where you kind of just 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:17.439 get taken in on your own. You all sit in 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:19.120 this because you're in and out. It's like ten minutes, 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:19.920 bang bang bang. 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:21.520 You're out right, you knocked out? 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:23.800 Yeah, what feels like one second because you knocked out, 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:25.440 but you go knocked out. If you go in this 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:28.400 waiting room with all the other kolonoscopy people and you're 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:30.400 all just sitting like ducks in a row in this 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:31.199 waiting room. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:32.880 With one down room in your gown. 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.480 No, And I was like, and you're still erupting. 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:36.800 People are running in and out. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.280 It's just what do you mean they're running in and 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:40.280 out they're still erupting? 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:44.400 Yeah, because it just still you still feel like, yeah, 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:45.840 it feels like it never ends. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:47.760 Makes the embarrassment. If you woke up and you're like, 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:49.640 I'm still erupting in there. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:53.800 People probably would Oh, no, I didn't, but I worked hard. 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:54.560 You could have. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:55.319 Well. 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:59.880 No, I woke up and I was completely like, you 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:01.560 know that feeling when you wake up. Have you ever 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.520 had a surgery where you wake up from the antithetic 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.480 and you don't know what is going on? So the 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:10.880 monitor was going beep beep, and I started screaming, Paul, 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:15.080 it's someone at the front door. It's someone at the 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:15.760 front door. 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:16.160 Paul. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:19.040 And the nurses like it's okay, it's okay, You've done 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.439 really well. And then I was like, oh you when 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:24.080 I opened my eyes anyway, Then she walked out and 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:27.000 I could see through this little little peep in the curtain. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.080 There was another woman who had been in the waiting 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:31.439 room with me, but she was in the recovery side, 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:34.120 and she had this like I rolled in, just you know, 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.360 like I've just woken up, my hair in a barn 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:38.439 or whatever. She looked like a full blow away and 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:40.480 this red lipstick on, and I was just peeping through 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:45.199 the curtain and I started, you are the most beautiful 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:49.880 woman I've everything. Can you imagine what she saw with 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:52.920 me lying with gowns around my neck. 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.880 Just slowly coming out of Are you still on the 0:13:55.920 --> 0:14:00.439 side from having the you wake up on the side, like, Paul, 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.400 does my bottom feel weird? Have you been doing apt me? 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:05.920 You can't feel a thing right. It's very important if 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:07.760 you need one, to go and get one. But these 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:09.800 these are the things that I now discussed. 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:10.080 On my weekend. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.760 When can you have something to eat? Oh? 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:15.840 As soon as you wake up, Oh. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.640 You get a little SAMD keep going. 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:18.959 Through it and then it's done. 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:21.360 I don't know how. It's just they turned the top off. 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.640 But my god, the thirty six hours beforehand is. 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:28.560 Like question, Wow, do you get to watch the video? 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:29.720 What video? 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:30.280 The camera? 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.520 I certainly didn't go through the gift shop on the 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:38.400 way out. I did not get the movie World package 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:39.000 on the way out. 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.840 While we're running plane, can we stop by Washington, DC? 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:44.240 I've never been. 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:46.600 It's a really interesting place. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:47.760 Washington. Have you been? 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:51.800 I've not. I'd love to go of a US politics nut. 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:55.360 It's runners like its own not its own country, but 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:57.800 it's got different rules and laws there, Like you get in, 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.000 you can go to jail if you litter, and stuff 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.840 like the is a maculate sparkling, Oh my gosh, and 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:08.400 all the monuments. It's Washington is an incredible incredible to 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:09.360 the White House. 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:09.880 Same here. 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:13.080 You know have Donald greet me at the gate, shake 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.920 the hand and through the garden. 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:19.520 On the White House tour that surprised people pop on 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:20.360 the hedge. 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:22.720 Whipper snippets. 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:26.920 I don't think Trump is Yeah, I think I think 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.080 Sleepy Jo used to do it, but by accident, he'd 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.480 just get lost and wandering looking for. 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:35.160 The trumpy now has I mean, he's taken aim at 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.320 so many different people and organizations, and you know he's 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:38.840 at war. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.600 With everyone everything doing having a go at George Clooney. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.600 It's now upset that a portrait of himself doesn't look 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.320 anything like him. I think it looks a lot like him. 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.400 A blow up more exactly, I'd be happy with that. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.400 So he's gone for the portrait to the painter, and 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:56.440 he's gone for George Clooney saying he's a second rate 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:57.560 actor him. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:01.760 Well, and Elon starts to be a threat. 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:03.800 Sorry, did you guys at dinner? 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:06.960 Sitting next to him at the dinner and he's mate, 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:08.840 It was actually quite impressive, but he looked like five 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:10.760 year old. He made like a plane out of the 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:13.000 knives and four balance. 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:15.240 Have you not seen the video? 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:18.120 He looks like Brody? 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:21.840 Can you google the video of him with the COLORMI yeah, 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:23.440 but he made a spaceship. 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:25.800 Everyone's like, look at Elon, what a weirdo playing with 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:28.360 his color? And I was like, that's actually quite impressive. 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:31.400 Got to be a long dinner and. 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:33.360 Donald Trump's just having chat with someone else and looks 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:37.880 like he's bought his child. It's very old. I was impressed. 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:39.680 I was like, I actually want to try that with 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:41.760 my color and see if I will balance it like that. 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:44.320 Well, now Trump's had to go. Hang on, We've got 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:46.840 the video. Yeah, on stand by, stand by, I got 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:50.200 the video. Elon omi, anyone, let's have a look. 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:51.840 There he is. 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:53.920 That's what he's made out of the napkin. 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:58.400 That's his knife and fork and spoon, and he's done. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:16:59.080 On Trump next to him? 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.560 What is he that looks exactly like me when I 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:05.040 go to dinner and take one of the kids and. 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:10.280 Look at the woman next to him. She's obsessed. It's medicated. 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:11.399