Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne. Jason Lauren started morning the right away.
Speaker 1: Be great. This is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred. Well,
Speaker 1: good morning. We can you Tuesday. Everybody?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 1: How are we?
Speaker 2: I'm very well?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: Are you tired? You didn't sleep well?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I slept too. It was well, not well, but
Speaker 1: I slept a.
Speaker 3: Sleep track erp no, So I use an aura ring
Speaker 3: to a lot of people wearing mount tracks your sleep
Speaker 3: but Paul started.
Speaker 1: On your Apple watch sure ring, the ring ring mor.
Speaker 3: Ring, so tracks your sleep tracks. I don't know you
Speaker 3: exercise a whole heap of stuff. But Paul's been using
Speaker 3: this because he's having some bad sleeps and he's using
Speaker 3: his sleep.
Speaker 2: App.
Speaker 3: That also every time you toss and turn, it tells you,
Speaker 3: and every time you make noises and snorts, and so
Speaker 3: our favorite thing is at night time, climb to bed
Speaker 3: and to listen to the night before like all the
Speaker 3: weird noises is made.
Speaker 1: Like the grunts and the ground yes, and it.
Speaker 3: Tells you to those. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: And he goes listen, listen to what I sounded like
Speaker 2: last night, and I'm like, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: I to sleep next to it. He's not a huge snorer,
Speaker 3: but when he's getting a bit unwealthy snores. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: we had and his sleep talking. He's become a sleep
Speaker 3: talking and it records it.
Speaker 4: I don't knowing for you, I could get you in
Speaker 4: trouble two am this morning.
Speaker 1: You called me Tina is recording.
Speaker 3: No, it's not that coherent, right, okay, random stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's interesting. It is good to track your sleep
Speaker 3: and it tells you how much deep sleep.
Speaker 5: The last time I did it, I found that I
Speaker 5: became utterly paranoid.
Speaker 1: I'm just obsessed. It was just I was thinking about,
Speaker 1: not about sleeping. You look at it and you're like, oh, I.
Speaker 3: Feel even Yeah, but yeah, annoying when you wake up
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, a great sleep and you look
Speaker 3: at it and it says you didn't, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess I guess I didn't.
Speaker 1: Then then you feel crap.
Speaker 4: I quite like it though, when I first got in
Speaker 4: the breakfast radio and was just getting no sleep and
Speaker 4: struggling what it was that nineteen sixty Yeah, it was
Speaker 4: in the sixties, black and white. I'd find I'd come home,
Speaker 4: I'd start talking to Loot and I would fall asleep
Speaker 4: and an hour later, when I wake up, I would
Speaker 4: continue that conversation.
Speaker 1: It was like the sentence does that too.
Speaker 3: He almost has micro sleeps, just like in bed and
Speaker 3: he falls asleep and then wakes up and keeps going.
Speaker 2: Did you just fall asleep in the middle of that conversation?
Speaker 4: Saturday will go for lunch? Do you want me to
Speaker 4: book a table for one o'clock. Yeah, you're here, it's
Speaker 4: like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he's like half a second.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, he falls asleep.
Speaker 1: For that's a point of microsleep.
Speaker 3: We're going to have it a couple of seconds. It's weird.
Speaker 1: Hey, I guys, we've got a fun shirt coming up today.
Speaker 3: Yes, Melbourne. We are very excited because we're talking all
Speaker 3: things that gather around. The AFL is going to Adelaide
Speaker 3: in a couple of voices. Now Clinton and I are
Speaker 3: in charge. We've got the air horns and we can
Speaker 3: blow them at anytime. It's supposed to sound like siren.
Speaker 3: You'll you'll anyway when you hear that air horn. Thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four ten is our number. All you have to
Speaker 3: do is ring on que and you could be coming
Speaker 3: with us to Adelaide. Together and we've got lights, calm, tickets,
Speaker 3: the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Well, you're filling the plane. We're going together. It's the
Speaker 4: ultimate family trip and you can be on it. This
Speaker 4: is to a leap better kick things off.
Speaker 3: Good morning, what's happened.
Speaker 1: I've got to go back today.
Speaker 4: I spent I spent my afternoon there yesterday the lighting shop.
Speaker 1: Oh beacon, lighting beacon.
Speaker 3: Oh like they'aking light.
Speaker 1: It was beacon.
Speaker 3: Now, it's funny you say that because I had a
Speaker 3: light saga and I showed Clinton. I said, could you
Speaker 3: text your dad and ask him what these globes are?
Speaker 2: We've seen them before, and they screwing the.
Speaker 3: Exsecutive as if I know. I'd never even It was
Speaker 3: like it was this weird chuby thing. And then when
Speaker 3: I googled, it's for the lights on our vanity, our bathroom.
Speaker 3: And then when I googled, like reverse google image to
Speaker 3: picture of it, so it was a microwave globe and.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's I don't know if that's sake.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I got executive producer Brodie. He facetimed his mate
Speaker 3: who's a oh yeah, and he sent me a Lincoln
Speaker 3: and bought them on Amazon and they arrived yesterday and
Speaker 3: now I've got to work out how I kept them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well we're replacing.
Speaker 4: Like we've got three sort of lights above the kitchen
Speaker 4: down lights.
Speaker 1: No, they're like hang on a little wire. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know the ones.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they'reky of course, so we're up to
Speaker 4: My dad.
Speaker 1: Was spaky too. I should wait.
Speaker 3: Is it not a pendant?
Speaker 1: It's dependent what's pendance hang?
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it's like three pendants along the bench or something. Yeah,
Speaker 4: long kitchen. No, but I do love a dimmer dimmer.
Speaker 1: Do you have an icel tastic?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: But what's your thoughts on smart lights? Make it.
Speaker 3: Clap twice?
Speaker 1: And that's all I wanted growing up, the clapp up.
Speaker 1: What about the touch lamp? We've got to touch and twelve? No,
Speaker 1: they're very convenient.
Speaker 3: Where's the touch lamp in.
Speaker 1: My bedroom on the bedside table? Yeah?
Speaker 3: People still, I always wanted a lava lamp and I
Speaker 3: was never allowed one because they got too hot, and
Speaker 3: Mum was like, you're gonna wake up in the middle
Speaker 3: of the night and burn your hand lamp.
Speaker 1: I'll take you down to What's new later on. We'll
Speaker 1: buy you one.
Speaker 3: Bring back what's new? What are you getting from bacon
Speaker 3: Because here's the thing. Beacon lighting is overwhelming.
Speaker 7: Laurennes it's very bright longlasses.
Speaker 2: Seriously, what are you looking for there?
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing after a new pendant.
Speaker 1: God, you said, like the sales assistant, I'm just looking
Speaker 1: for new sort of housing.
Speaker 3: Penance housing pendants.
Speaker 4: Like at the moment, it's just light fittings. Look, three
Speaker 4: light fittings.
Speaker 3: So you don't want globes.
Speaker 1: Now, I've got the globe, the globes in there. I
Speaker 1: need something to go over the globe.
Speaker 3: Can I get a visual?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: But that's the thing, Like, isn't there an app where
Speaker 4: it's like I can take a photo?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just take and go to beacon lighting?
Speaker 1: And what I do?
Speaker 5: This was me in the store yesterday, just looking different
Speaker 5: sizes and different color.
Speaker 1: Then we've got them.
Speaker 3: So you've got like I can't work. He's got like
Speaker 3: it's a thing you want three different like lamp shape.
Speaker 1: He's got nude pendance, but he wants a light fitting
Speaker 1: for them. I'm looking. No, I'm looking for three lamp
Speaker 1: shirts and.
Speaker 3: Can't have've got a mat.
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing.
Speaker 3: At the blaze on the phone.
Speaker 4: At the moment, We've got three different ones up because
Speaker 4: we just want to see which one we like and.
Speaker 3: Show you what we've got three looks. It looks like
Speaker 3: a beacon lighting shop.
Speaker 1: There we go. That's okay.
Speaker 4: Let me say, all right, so they're the old ones
Speaker 4: trying to replace them.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, cool, it's.
Speaker 1: Just very overwhelming lighting shops.
Speaker 3: I don't want to swipe too far here in your
Speaker 3: photo album.
Speaker 1: Same with linen shops, really right, but also linen lovers,
Speaker 1: exceptional linen.
Speaker 3: We are big fans when it.
Speaker 1: Comes to discounts.
Speaker 5: You should take John's down away, my dad, because it
Speaker 5: gets a little trade.
Speaker 1: Discount if you're a sparky. So if I walk in
Speaker 1: and say a high V shirt, it's a sparky. Well, like,
Speaker 1: I just think you need to register this process. There's
Speaker 1: a process registy business, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Basically, by the way, he's just got three hanging lights
Speaker 3: over the bench and he wants new shapes. Well, no,
Speaker 3: you made it sound like one hanging thing with three.
Speaker 1: Glossy over the over the bench.
Speaker 3: You need what else is on his you need?
Speaker 1: You need food warmers, the lights that warm the food.
Speaker 4: It's not normally sitting there that long. I like the
Speaker 4: ones at the pub where they put them down.
Speaker 3: He's got a very now. He's sent me a picture
Speaker 3: of his kitchens.
Speaker 2: Strange assortment.
Speaker 3: On the bench. You've got milk, pizza, sauce, lamb chops,
Speaker 3: good Man Gomez and pasta.
Speaker 2: You've got a buffet going down.
Speaker 1: He's hungry buffet. All right. So I'm back there today.
Speaker 3: Pray for me, but that'll give me something to do today.
Speaker 3: I'll find you nut, see your Melbourne. It's been fun tomorrow.
Speaker 1: This is what she's distracted.
Speaker 4: Oh god, whenever we're going to an event, the whole show.
Speaker 4: Before the event, Lauren's just online shopping for middlewear something.
Speaker 4: Remember remember what happened with the Formula one? Though the
Speaker 4: shirt you picked you look great, it was a mess.
Speaker 3: Shit, it looked great at the end.
Speaker 1: Just trust me, Terra Cotta, wasn't it? Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 4: This is an Ober one hundred that you are on
Speaker 4: the air thanks to Shell Ready Express.
Speaker 1: You got Jason Lauren Clint here as well.
Speaker 3: Just a reminder, Melbourne, we are ready to take you
Speaker 3: together around. You've got to be listening out for that
Speaker 3: air horn that Clint or I will blow. Do we
Speaker 3: blow it.
Speaker 1: We know you push it?
Speaker 3: You push it? How do needy do?
Speaker 1: Blow it? Airhorn? Don't you push and blow? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: please push.
Speaker 3: And blow the air horn. Give us a ring on
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten, and you could be winning your
Speaker 3: way to gather around with us, which is going to
Speaker 3: be so much fun. Guys. Yesterday I was reminded once
Speaker 3: again on a Monday morning that we are old. I
Speaker 3: used to come into work on a Monday and like
Speaker 3: talk about all the fun things I do, not a
Speaker 3: worn Yesterday morning, I was standing in the kitchen here
Speaker 3: with one of our colleagues and we were talking about colonoscopies.
Speaker 3: It's a real line. I've never spoken about a kolonoscopy
Speaker 3: until I needed one, and then everyone I know it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I got to have one, which is.
Speaker 1: By the way, I've had one, which is up the bum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a camera. And even you're in the window, you're
Speaker 3: in colonoscopy.
Speaker 4: Colonoscopy, you are, you know how normally it's thirtieth weddings.
Speaker 4: We're in the surgery section at the moment getting one.
Speaker 3: On the we're in colonoscopy territory and gaskoscropy. When they
Speaker 3: go down the throat, stomach, both ends. What's an endoscopy?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of oscopies there.
Speaker 3: Hang on, there's only so many orifics.
Speaker 1: So they go through the years making.
Speaker 3: La someone google what an endoscopy is? Endoscopy, So it's
Speaker 3: colonoscopy is up there, gas stroscopy, it's down the throat
Speaker 3: and it's camera.
Speaker 2: It's all very stressful though when you have to do it.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, So you've had one. No, I probably.
Speaker 3: We talk about it a lot, don't. It's one of
Speaker 3: our favorite topics.
Speaker 1: Is this when you have you have to have special
Speaker 1: juice and stuff leading up to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you have to do this thing called bell prep,
Speaker 3: which is as disgusting as it sounds, right, but you
Speaker 3: know what, everyone should be very vigilant about their health.
Speaker 3: If if someone has suggested you need a colonosopy, go
Speaker 3: and do it. It's not that bad, but it is
Speaker 3: kind of horrific. So you have to take this drink
Speaker 3: that you have to drink it. I think like forty
Speaker 3: or thirty six hours before, and then you do it
Speaker 3: again six hours later, and then again six hours later.
Speaker 1: Out Yeah, are you eating No, it's just the drink.
Speaker 3: It's just the drink flavor. Well, I was like, this
Speaker 3: is pretty gross. And a few people I spoke to
Speaker 3: are like, oh no, no, no, no no. Up until about
Speaker 3: four years ago, it was ten times worse. Really, there's
Speaker 3: a new an improved formula.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I'll get the mountain. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anxiety of when the drink is going to kick in?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can't leave the house. Well, can you
Speaker 1: run the gauntlet? Can you snick down for them? Like
Speaker 1: when it kicks in, it kicks.
Speaker 2: I was talking about college tea yesterday.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I've got to get a colonoscopy,
Speaker 3: but I've just started the power prep.
Speaker 2: I was like, what are you doing at work?
Speaker 3: No, that is home. Well I stayed home. But then
Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, this isn't working. It's
Speaker 3: not working because it says it'll kick in within like
Speaker 3: three to.
Speaker 1: Four hours, need to drink more.
Speaker 2: And about ten hours later, I was like, it's still
Speaker 2: not working.
Speaker 3: Oh no, And then it worked.
Speaker 2: My godfathers like Wi and Ho damp.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is, but I'm going to
Speaker 3: say yes. It was like I had been possessed by
Speaker 3: an alien. Anyway, that aside, then you go in for
Speaker 3: the colonoscopy and you I just kind of thought it
Speaker 3: would be like normal surgery where you kind of just
Speaker 3: get taken in on your own. You all sit in
Speaker 3: this because you're in and out. It's like ten minutes,
Speaker 3: bang bang bang.
Speaker 1: You're out right, you knocked out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what feels like one second because you knocked out,
Speaker 3: but you go knocked out. If you go in this
Speaker 3: waiting room with all the other kolonoscopy people and you're
Speaker 3: all just sitting like ducks in a row in this
Speaker 3: waiting room.
Speaker 2: With one down room in your gown.
Speaker 1: No, And I was like, and you're still erupting.
Speaker 2: People are running in and out.
Speaker 1: It's just what do you mean they're running in and
Speaker 1: out they're still erupting?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it just still you still feel like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it feels like it never ends.
Speaker 4: Makes the embarrassment. If you woke up and you're like,
Speaker 4: I'm still erupting in there.
Speaker 3: People probably would Oh, no, I didn't, but I worked hard.
Speaker 1: You could have.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 3: No, I woke up and I was completely like, you
Speaker 3: know that feeling when you wake up. Have you ever
Speaker 3: had a surgery where you wake up from the antithetic
Speaker 3: and you don't know what is going on? So the
Speaker 3: monitor was going beep beep, and I started screaming, Paul,
Speaker 3: it's someone at the front door. It's someone at the
Speaker 3: front door.
Speaker 2: Paul.
Speaker 3: And the nurses like it's okay, it's okay, You've done
Speaker 3: really well. And then I was like, oh you when
Speaker 3: I opened my eyes anyway, Then she walked out and
Speaker 3: I could see through this little little peep in the curtain.
Speaker 3: There was another woman who had been in the waiting
Speaker 3: room with me, but she was in the recovery side,
Speaker 3: and she had this like I rolled in, just you know,
Speaker 3: like I've just woken up, my hair in a barn
Speaker 3: or whatever. She looked like a full blow away and
Speaker 3: this red lipstick on, and I was just peeping through
Speaker 3: the curtain and I started, you are the most beautiful
Speaker 3: woman I've everything. Can you imagine what she saw with
Speaker 3: me lying with gowns around my neck.
Speaker 1: Just slowly coming out of Are you still on the
Speaker 1: side from having the you wake up on the side, like, Paul,
Speaker 1: does my bottom feel weird? Have you been doing apt me?
Speaker 3: You can't feel a thing right. It's very important if
Speaker 3: you need one, to go and get one. But these
Speaker 3: these are the things that I now discussed.
Speaker 2: On my weekend.
Speaker 1: When can you have something to eat? Oh?
Speaker 3: As soon as you wake up, Oh.
Speaker 1: You get a little SAMD keep going.
Speaker 2: Through it and then it's done.
Speaker 3: I don't know how. It's just they turned the top off.
Speaker 3: But my god, the thirty six hours beforehand is.
Speaker 1: Like question, Wow, do you get to watch the video?
Speaker 3: What video?
Speaker 1: The camera?
Speaker 3: I certainly didn't go through the gift shop on the
Speaker 3: way out. I did not get the movie World package
Speaker 3: on the way out.
Speaker 1: While we're running plane, can we stop by Washington, DC?
Speaker 1: I've never been.
Speaker 2: It's a really interesting place.
Speaker 3: Washington. Have you been?
Speaker 1: I've not. I'd love to go of a US politics nut.
Speaker 3: It's runners like its own not its own country, but
Speaker 3: it's got different rules and laws there, Like you get in,
Speaker 3: you can go to jail if you litter, and stuff
Speaker 3: like the is a maculate sparkling, Oh my gosh, and
Speaker 3: all the monuments. It's Washington is an incredible incredible to
Speaker 3: the White House.
Speaker 1: Same here.
Speaker 5: You know have Donald greet me at the gate, shake
Speaker 5: the hand and through the garden.
Speaker 1: On the White House tour that surprised people pop on
Speaker 1: the hedge.
Speaker 2: Whipper snippets.
Speaker 4: I don't think Trump is Yeah, I think I think
Speaker 4: Sleepy Jo used to do it, but by accident, he'd
Speaker 4: just get lost and wandering looking for.
Speaker 5: The trumpy now has I mean, he's taken aim at
Speaker 5: so many different people and organizations, and you know he's
Speaker 5: at war.
Speaker 2: With everyone everything doing having a go at George Clooney.
Speaker 5: It's now upset that a portrait of himself doesn't look
Speaker 5: anything like him. I think it looks a lot like him.
Speaker 1: A blow up more exactly, I'd be happy with that.
Speaker 3: So he's gone for the portrait to the painter, and
Speaker 3: he's gone for George Clooney saying he's a second rate
Speaker 3: actor him.
Speaker 1: Well, and Elon starts to be a threat.
Speaker 2: Sorry, did you guys at dinner?
Speaker 3: Sitting next to him at the dinner and he's mate,
Speaker 3: It was actually quite impressive, but he looked like five
Speaker 3: year old. He made like a plane out of the
Speaker 3: knives and four balance.
Speaker 2: Have you not seen the video?
Speaker 1: He looks like Brody?
Speaker 5: Can you google the video of him with the COLORMI yeah,
Speaker 5: but he made a spaceship.
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, look at Elon, what a weirdo playing with
Speaker 3: his color? And I was like, that's actually quite impressive.
Speaker 1: Got to be a long dinner and.
Speaker 3: Donald Trump's just having chat with someone else and looks
Speaker 3: like he's bought his child. It's very old. I was impressed.
Speaker 3: I was like, I actually want to try that with
Speaker 3: my color and see if I will balance it like that.
Speaker 1: Well, now Trump's had to go. Hang on, We've got
Speaker 1: the video. Yeah, on stand by, stand by, I got
Speaker 1: the video. Elon omi, anyone, let's have a look.
Speaker 3: There he is.
Speaker 1: That's what he's made out of the napkin.
Speaker 2: That's his knife and fork and spoon, and he's done.
Speaker 3: On Trump next to him?
Speaker 4: What is he that looks exactly like me when I
Speaker 4: go to dinner and take one of the kids and.
Speaker 1: Look at the woman next to him. She's obsessed. It's medicated.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: They're the people running the free world.
Speaker 1: So good she's We are in.
Speaker 5: Trouble at lawyers, judges, the legal system, generally because they
Speaker 5: don't agree with him issues many issues.
Speaker 1: He's basically taking a Lawyers and law firms.
Speaker 5: Judges engage in actions that violate the laws of the
Speaker 5: US or rules governing attorney conduct, must be efficiently and
Speaker 5: effectively held accountable. Basically, what happens, what happens in an
Speaker 5: election cycle in the US. You don't just elect a president.
Speaker 5: You elect a president, a governor, and also judges. So
Speaker 5: the people elect the judges, and they are either Republican
Speaker 5: judges or they're Democratic judges, so they're politically aligned, so
Speaker 5: effectively there can be a balance.
Speaker 1: Or an imbalance of power.
Speaker 5: Right, so Trump, you will try to stack the judiciary
Speaker 5: with people from his own side.
Speaker 1: Do you get me what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Very confused question.
Speaker 4: If we're at a dinner party, right, you met someone
Speaker 4: they said they're a lawyer, would you be a little
Speaker 4: bit careful around them?
Speaker 2: No, I'd be like, I've got some questions for you.
Speaker 2: Can I have a rate card?
Speaker 3: I need your help?
Speaker 2: Why you don't trust lawyers?
Speaker 1: No? Trump doesn't.
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 4: I just I think i'd be on alert around them, Like,
Speaker 4: just gotta be careful what I say?
Speaker 1: Why because they you.
Speaker 2: Know, what sort of things are you saying?
Speaker 9: You like?
Speaker 1: Is there other jobs out there that you're like? Yeah?
Speaker 1: People rag on journeys.
Speaker 3: People can repeat it because you.
Speaker 5: Go well for a start, you've got Trump be goings. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: you never made anything up in my life.
Speaker 3: I've got friends that I reckon are a bit sort
Speaker 3: of cautious around me these days because you don't put
Speaker 3: it on the radio tell the media every time my
Speaker 3: friends make a dog breakfast, dog's breakfast of their dating
Speaker 3: life or something.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is great, not for the radio and Lauren.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Do people judge
Speaker 4: you because of your job? Or like, do you know,
Speaker 4: do you have someone in your friendship group and you
Speaker 4: sort of avoid them or you're careful around them because
Speaker 4: of their job?
Speaker 3: Yes? Or do they not like they judge you? Not
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: I mean, if you've got a police officer as a friend,
Speaker 5: you invite them to a house party.
Speaker 3: No, I've got a friend who's a police officer. It
Speaker 3: was his birthday, so I texting him. He lives in Queensland.
Speaker 3: I was like, come stay with us soon.
Speaker 2: I guess it depends on having policemen around, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 4: Huh like spending which house like you say, Brodio executive
Speaker 4: producers hosting a house party.
Speaker 1: I would not be taking my police friend name.
Speaker 2: I love being friends with policemen.
Speaker 3: Keep you safe so.
Speaker 1: They turn on you. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: I wait to bring this up when next time we
Speaker 3: do probe the police police that you always say you love.
Speaker 4: I do love them, I just don't want them in
Speaker 4: my home. Turn it on the cog and vouchers for
Speaker 4: grabs or your workplace?
Speaker 2: What's happening in your home?
Speaker 4: Cogan dot com helps you anywhere? Really, what do you
Speaker 4: want for less? Cogan dot com? Now that is clicking awesome.
Speaker 4: Do you judge someone because of their job thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: four to ten or is.
Speaker 3: It you that has the job and you feel judged?
Speaker 4: Give us call it no bar good Mona Melbourne six
Speaker 4: minutes to seven. Remember we are taking a plane load
Speaker 4: of our listeners to gather around. That's right, it's a
Speaker 4: family holiday, your chance to join us. Flights are calm,
Speaker 4: tickets to the games. It's going to be one hell
Speaker 4: of a weekend. Clint, you've got a curfew this year.
Speaker 1: That's the curtain.
Speaker 2: No, he's more fun without a curfew.
Speaker 4: I think three point thirty. We pull it back half
Speaker 4: an hour. Come on, it's time to grow up. When
Speaker 4: you hear one of these two blast the airhorn at
Speaker 4: some point during the show, give us a ring and
Speaker 4: you are on the plane.
Speaker 3: You're not on the standby least you are on the plane.
Speaker 3: You're actually coming on the plane. Are good. But right
Speaker 3: now I'm thirteen twenty four ten. We are asking are
Speaker 3: you in a job which makes people look at you funny?
Speaker 3: Or is there a courier or an industry that you
Speaker 3: judge other people a trust issue?
Speaker 1: Maybe go to Danny morning, Danny, good morning.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: We're good? Do you hate now?
Speaker 9: I will preface this by saying I'm not one to generalize.
Speaker 9: I'm always you know, I know that there's many different
Speaker 9: people and whatever.
Speaker 1: But but that's like with respect.
Speaker 9: I have gone through the process of buying a house
Speaker 9: and then selling the house, and on either side buying
Speaker 9: or selling. Each real estate agent, I'm sorry, was just
Speaker 9: terrible to work with. Really, I'm sorry. I could never trust.
Speaker 9: And if my daughter comes and says one day she's
Speaker 9: going to date one, I'm going to tell everyone the
Speaker 9: other way.
Speaker 1: But they dress so nicely.
Speaker 4: They do when they've gone their face on the side
Speaker 4: of the car. Some of them, oh, no, remember it like.
Speaker 2: You real agents get a bad wrapp don't pay.
Speaker 3: Oh why is it because it's I know some that
Speaker 3: are very nice.
Speaker 4: Yes, remember used car salesmen were just the ultimate dodgy person.
Speaker 4: And then during COVID it was like they became rock
Speaker 4: stars because no one could get used cars.
Speaker 3: You know, one could get new cars running a US car. Yeah,
Speaker 3: used car salesman's salesmen and women they do get a
Speaker 3: bad rap. Why because they're selling lemons.
Speaker 4: It's pretty much it may I drive this carf I could,
Speaker 4: but you know, we've just got our car.
Speaker 1: This one's great. It's going to change your life if
Speaker 1: you can get down the driveway.
Speaker 10: Hi, how you're going?
Speaker 1: We are good.
Speaker 3: People judge you because of your job? What is it?
Speaker 10: Do you security in a star Cord?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't judge you for that.
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Why do they judge you.
Speaker 10: Because I think you know, all security beat everyone else.
Speaker 10: That's not the case at all. Right, Yeah, no, that's
Speaker 10: that's that's maybe that happens in the clubs, but not
Speaker 10: in the hospital.
Speaker 3: In the club, I imagine the clubs are a little
Speaker 3: different to the cycle Jody.
Speaker 1: Wad you keep your case on the key chain on
Speaker 1: your belt? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've got yeah, I wear it like a vest
Speaker 10: proof best.
Speaker 3: They called job Jody.
Speaker 1: The patients could be listening, They could be you're going
Speaker 1: to stay where you keep your case and then now
Speaker 1: they know, but they can say.
Speaker 11: Them that wouldn't touch me though, Jody from the cycle
Speaker 11: in the vest, don't be full by the best extra?
Speaker 1: Can you run in that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 10: We do run in it. We're not supposed to do.
Speaker 10: But yeah, if you're running to borrow, which they call, yeah,
Speaker 10: you're running them.
Speaker 3: On you good on your job. Jody's tough. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: mess with Jody.
Speaker 1: You know. You know the people that are out there
Speaker 1: running in those vests with the little water things.
Speaker 3: Oh, the camelback they've got.
Speaker 1: It's like little water pockets where their breasts are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called the best that's loaded with water with
Speaker 3: isn't that called camelback when you're hiking and you're doing
Speaker 3: I don't run for a pirate camelbak, but that's what
Speaker 3: long distance runners where I believe.
Speaker 1: Can I just wear that every day or you've got
Speaker 1: to be doing fitness?
Speaker 3: No, you could walk around with it probably say full
Speaker 3: of veno for you.
Speaker 1: Say hell, v nod Hello there, How are you going good?
Speaker 1: What job do you do?
Speaker 12: I'm a parking officer with the local characters.
Speaker 3: Now I hope you're not the one in my area
Speaker 3: because I actually feel for parking inspectors because people do
Speaker 3: hate you.
Speaker 1: Your parking inspectors are red hot. Can I just ask?
Speaker 1: Are you on a payment per cask retainer?
Speaker 13: Like?
Speaker 1: Do you? Guys?
Speaker 12: I think the best consumption people have that you know
Speaker 12: how many cars we book, we get a percentage of
Speaker 12: that or something.
Speaker 4: But so you're telling me you could go out do
Speaker 4: a nine hour shift, come back and say it and
Speaker 4: get any one today and you wouldn't get in trouble.
Speaker 12: No, no, no trouble at all.
Speaker 1: Do you let me run off?
Speaker 12: Sorry?
Speaker 13: Was that?
Speaker 1: Do you let any one off? Do? I? Do you
Speaker 1: let people off? But you know, you know, well, it's
Speaker 1: up to you.
Speaker 12: It's the discretion of the officer. If there are people
Speaker 12: sitting in the car and they're parking illegally, I just
Speaker 12: tell them all saying that you're parking legally, you got
Speaker 12: to move on, and I would If people don't don't listen,
Speaker 12: we book them otherwise, why.
Speaker 5: You will out a parking nice standing designs, But I'm
Speaker 5: not Yes, yeah.
Speaker 12: It's one of those things where you know, we are
Speaker 12: authorized officers, so we can park. If he noticed in
Speaker 12: illegal parking. We can. We can park our week to
Speaker 12: book an infrent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not into that because it's often the no
Speaker 3: parking spot is because it's safe. You can't say around
Speaker 3: the corner. Now I've got one in my straight on
Speaker 3: and he gave a parking fine to the Coles delivery driver.
Speaker 3: You're kidding, who didn't have a permit on his car
Speaker 3: to drop the groceries on someone's store steps.
Speaker 12: Yeah, because you know we can't actually, we can't park
Speaker 12: anywhere we.
Speaker 3: Like, Lauren.
Speaker 12: You know, we we've got to park legally and set
Speaker 12: an example, so we don't usually do that. Part's officers,
Speaker 12: we don't do that. We try to set a good example.
Speaker 3: I think you're a unicorn. You sound lovely. You sound
Speaker 3: like the friendly parking officer.
Speaker 1: Lovely until he gives you a ticket. Lauren, exactly.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I'm a frequent flyer.
Speaker 4: Dave me to wrap things up on thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 4: What's the job your friend does? And you're not a fan?
Speaker 1: Good morning? How are we? We're goody good.
Speaker 7: I've got a friend that works at the sewerage farm.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 12: I caught up with him a few weeks ago and
Speaker 12: he yeah, sounds like you know what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not the word. That's not a beer after
Speaker 4: after work job. That's a you go home.
Speaker 3: I mean someone's got to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but that person doesn't have to come
Speaker 4: straight to the pub afterwards. Probably needs to though your
Speaker 4: convenod where's one of those vests?
Speaker 3: The sounds so friendly. Hey, the ones in my suburb
Speaker 3: are not good blokes. It is just you've seen them.
Speaker 1: I have seen. There's one wrong end of one.
Speaker 3: There's one in my street. You done well, I'm going
Speaker 3: to get that security lady onto him.
Speaker 1: Well, good morning everybody. You're working a Tuesday, It's good morning.
Speaker 4: Tops of twenty three. Today, she was a nice afternoon yesterday.
Speaker 3: Well, it was a funny day, wasn't it. It was
Speaker 3: cloud in the morning, but lovely in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: We're still looking good for Friday. Tops of twenty eight.
Speaker 3: Well, let's be honest, we just look forward to Friday
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 1: Isn't that a pool day? Aren't we coming to yours
Speaker 1: pool party Friday? The Ninja Slushy.
Speaker 3: Thirty one on Friday.
Speaker 4: Now had a drama with the Ninja Slushy. The other
Speaker 4: day I did Virgin margarita's.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, where is the fun in a virgin margaree?
Speaker 4: We had a lot of kids around on the Saturday.
Speaker 4: We had a few people.
Speaker 1: Rescuing them the taste, So I give them the virgin
Speaker 1: margaritas and then I just right.
Speaker 4: The only problem is then we went to that christening
Speaker 4: on the Sunday and all the kids are running around
Speaker 4: telling the other kids at that they had margaritas at
Speaker 4: Felix's dad's.
Speaker 3: House after the confessional. For you jays again, I don't
Speaker 3: know why giving kids virgin margaritas.
Speaker 2: Just tell them it's lime.
Speaker 3: Cordial just changed the name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good call. Where were you frozen lime with?
Speaker 1: If that's the worst thing they're confessing.
Speaker 2: Kids get indigestion like I do when they have too much.
Speaker 3: The kids get a frozen MARGI gave sco.
Speaker 4: You need to be down there here now. The gavescons
Speaker 4: coming up next. Very funny man. Good friend of the show.
Speaker 4: Love him and he's here because he texts lots. We
Speaker 4: need to talk about that.
Speaker 2: I can't say no to people.
Speaker 3: You know that, anyone. I'm excited.
Speaker 4: Anyone's got Lauren's number and you need something plugged on
Speaker 4: the show. Shoot or a text were you give me cool?
Speaker 4: We'll get to it next. It is eleven past seven.
Speaker 4: This is number one hundred. Good morning, morning Melbourne. This
Speaker 4: is number one hundred and it has just gone fourteen
Speaker 4: past seven.
Speaker 1: Low's got a text the other day made of the
Speaker 1: show I did.
Speaker 3: I got a text from our mate Limo.
Speaker 4: He said, you have no choice but to put me
Speaker 4: to wear to plug my new Melbourne International Comedy Festival show.
Speaker 4: I have to tell you about a thing I did.
Speaker 4: It starts tomorrow. You can get tickets through Comedyfestival dot
Speaker 4: com dot au. I'm gotta say it's a quick run though,
Speaker 4: so it's tomorrow till next Monday, so get in quick.
Speaker 1: Limo is joining us the same.
Speaker 14: Actually, thank you for that. I actually just came here
Speaker 14: for the gather around.
Speaker 1: Tickets too early. Two guys can.
Speaker 14: Sort me out.
Speaker 2: But there's a horn little blow when you can win those.
Speaker 14: All right, Okay, well I'll keep listening.
Speaker 15: Hey, you were talking before before we get to Comedy
Speaker 15: Festival about jobs that you get judged for.
Speaker 14: Yes, I was an accountant for ten years.
Speaker 1: But they can also do some wonderful things.
Speaker 14: Yeah, they really can.
Speaker 4: I felt like there's a bunch of comedians that used
Speaker 4: to have an accountant.
Speaker 3: Background was the same, wasn't it nas.
Speaker 15: To dip this toe? Dialrook was a proper full on accountant.
Speaker 15: There's another community called saren. He was a full on
Speaker 15: account because you're.
Speaker 3: Just so bored that you're like, I need to laugh
Speaker 3: about something commediate judgment.
Speaker 15: You get back to your phone topic. When you're an accountant,
Speaker 15: Can I tell you what the problem is? Accountants just
Speaker 15: need a better publicist because accountants actually not that boring.
Speaker 15: Accountants need a TV show. They don't have one.
Speaker 14: Real estate agents have a TV show. Taxman lawyers.
Speaker 5: I'll picture to Channel nine, picture to Channel Bondai accountant
Speaker 5: a great to it?
Speaker 14: What about this account and wants a wife?
Speaker 3: Well, no one wants to marriwn account Are you good
Speaker 3: because they're always watching not telling you not to buy things.
Speaker 15: Here's a line of woman has never said ever in
Speaker 15: the history of the world.
Speaker 14: Talking to a group of friends. I just met a
Speaker 14: new guy and guess.
Speaker 3: What, yes, no, no, no, I don't want someone counting
Speaker 3: my pennies, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You'd be good at siphoning money off and just having
Speaker 4: a little secret account a relationship.
Speaker 14: I have no idea what you're talking about, just worthy face.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you got a side account, Chase, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no side account.
Speaker 3: Have you got a private crown?
Speaker 1: That's not do this.
Speaker 4: All I'm saying is sometimes if you need milk, then
Speaker 4: it's beneficial to go down to Cole's and get it
Speaker 4: and you do the old little cash out of the machine,
Speaker 4: but it comes up as one transaction.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 14: And he goes to the Canary Islands once a year
Speaker 14: because he likes the weather.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bermuda accounts.
Speaker 1: Hey, I went looking for some audio of your comedy show.
Speaker 1: You've actually come across your son. This is great. So
Speaker 1: this is your son performing. How old is he?
Speaker 3: He's eight, laddie.
Speaker 14: He's done a few gigs. Now, take a listen to this.
Speaker 16: If I don't make you laugh after swim home lucky
Speaker 16: that I'm really good with fresh style. But if I
Speaker 16: do make you laugh, you'll teach me everything. He knows
Speaker 16: about girls, said only take five minutes.
Speaker 1: So didn't open for you on a cruise ship? He did?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Yeah, So he's done a few gigs now. And he
Speaker 14: told a joke on a cruise ship. It went viral.
Speaker 15: It's had about two and a half million views. Sharon
Speaker 15: Stone Real Sharon Stone commented on it. She wrote, how adorable.
Speaker 15: Love heart, love heart, love Hush.
Speaker 2: Sharon Stone, Sharon Stone, my paws off my kid.
Speaker 14: Yeah, my childhood crush is crushing on my child.
Speaker 2: Very weird, Sharon Stone, your childhood crush.
Speaker 14: I love Sharon Stone.
Speaker 3: When you saw that message pop up where I finally
Speaker 3: made and then he realized it was about Laddy and
Speaker 3: he's stolen my thunder.
Speaker 14: John Stamos commented on it as well. That was a
Speaker 14: big moment for me too.
Speaker 1: So it went proper with me.
Speaker 3: What about the dad injury over here? He's a stage dad.
Speaker 15: So I'm loving it. So I went viral and then
Speaker 15: he was kind of hooked. So p and O said,
Speaker 15: why don't you bringing back as you want my bacts?
Speaker 1: I said, okay, sure that is Cashi is for you.
Speaker 15: Yes, he did a five minute spot before me on
Speaker 15: a cruise ship and he's had a few more sins
Speaker 15: like father, like son.
Speaker 4: Is this again linked to siphoning money? Let me guess
Speaker 4: he gets the big fee because his tax bracket to
Speaker 4: be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, trust me.
Speaker 14: His fee was siphoned straight into dad's care.
Speaker 3: So the family holiday is now a work.
Speaker 14: Exactly.
Speaker 15: So he's going all right and his fan. He's good
Speaker 15: on stage and he's kind of funny. He's just worked
Speaker 15: out eight is a perfect age for it. He's just
Speaker 15: worked out that the planet Uranus is funny and it's
Speaker 15: really entertaining me. He'll go, Hey, Dad, I hear Ranus
Speaker 15: is really big. You just started giggling and I love it, right,
Speaker 15: Hey dad, what does it smell like on your My
Speaker 15: wife goes, don't laugh, you're.
Speaker 3: Just encouraging you seriously.
Speaker 15: So my wife, my wife told him there's a planet
Speaker 15: called your penis. Oh but it's really small and now
Speaker 15: one months ago there, so he's rolling with that at
Speaker 15: the moment.
Speaker 3: Job, do you have no hesitation of him going into
Speaker 3: the comedy industry because you know, like you hear actors
Speaker 3: who have kids that want to get into the industry
Speaker 3: and they're like, absolutely not.
Speaker 15: It's interesting because he kind of the three things he
Speaker 15: wants to be actor was actually four things.
Speaker 14: Actor, comedian, gamer or work at kmart. That's his car.
Speaker 1: That was my dream.
Speaker 2: He's twenty four hour Camu and berd Wow ill a lot.
Speaker 1: You're going to bring up the ship, Yeah, just a
Speaker 1: bit of a flex from Limo this morning. Oh yeah
Speaker 1: three and oh yeah Hollywood Hawks and look at how
Speaker 1: they strut around town. Yeah, he's wearing no limit, which
Speaker 1: says no limit talks. Can I just say flying?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 14: Can I just say? It has been ten years since
Speaker 14: we've had a three?
Speaker 1: So what a show? Those tears.
Speaker 3: Are absolutely flying. We've got Nick the Wizard Watson coming in, don't.
Speaker 1: We Yeah, we're whistling last week twenty years old.
Speaker 14: Mate, I love the Wiz, me to love him. His
Speaker 14: son's favorite player? Have I guess? And my son's favorite player?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 14: Was it Jack Innman? But he just watched the game
Speaker 14: one day.
Speaker 3: Did he played for Collingwood?
Speaker 1: None? Now, yeah, he did play the World turns? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it the new thing that he plays for Hawthorne.
Speaker 14: It's his second new new ish in the scheme of
Speaker 14: the last one hundred years.
Speaker 1: Like that, he doubled down. You know that Mick Moldouse.
Speaker 1: He ain't coaching Collorland anymore.
Speaker 3: Snap and Buckley.
Speaker 4: Now Almo's new Melbourne International Comedy Festival show, I have
Speaker 4: to tell you about a thing I did. Starts tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Tickets at Comedy Festival dot com, dot au.
Speaker 14: And I've got to double to Friday night Chack someone watch.
Speaker 15: Man, just call Threats twenty four twenty four Damning to
Speaker 15: hang it out to.
Speaker 3: Drive thirteen twenty four ten to get the double to
Speaker 3: Limo's Comedy Festival show on Friday, to.
Speaker 1: See Mate, Thank you, Legends the Hall. Thanks to Morning
Speaker 1: ma Man.
Speaker 4: That is the weekend blarning lights just go on twenty
Speaker 4: nine past seven. You are on the air with Jason
Speaker 4: Lauren Clinton as well. We're doing thanks to our mates.
Speaker 4: It's shell already express.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 4: You know how yesterday I was saying I discovered something
Speaker 4: on the weekend for the very first time chat GPT.
Speaker 1: Yes, hear a lot about it, never used it.
Speaker 3: Well, I know people use it all the time.
Speaker 1: Next time I have to like write a letter at
Speaker 1: the school or something about the kids.
Speaker 3: You don't even need lawyers and things anymore right now,
Speaker 3: just write a legal letter to x y Z about
Speaker 3: x y Z and it'll Well.
Speaker 4: It was blown up about the bins the other day
Speaker 4: and I said, would you like me to send the council.
Speaker 1: Correspondence every now and then? But do you sorry? I
Speaker 1: was just gonna say, do you think they're replying using
Speaker 1: Chat GPTO. They've got bots.
Speaker 3: There's no human interaction anymore.
Speaker 5: I was going to say, every now and then I
Speaker 5: will host a function MC function and some sort of
Speaker 5: opener or witty joke. I'll just chuck in the chat
Speaker 5: cheap PT just see if there's something that comes up
Speaker 5: with that I haven't seen or heard before.
Speaker 1: I've got a MC A wedding in a couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: but you should do it. Just chuck the couple's name.
Speaker 1: I'll do the whole thing GPT wedding.
Speaker 3: That's that going to be your opening line?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I reckon. You've got to fess up if you're going
Speaker 3: to do it, and then you can get a few
Speaker 3: gags wrong and it doesn't land.
Speaker 1: Ye bloody chat, that's solid. I saw a video flat
Speaker 1: the other day Demi Levado. Haven't heard from her for
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 3: She sings that song, Like I.
Speaker 1: Say, I haven't heard from her for a while. Was
Speaker 1: she she's an idol girl? Isn't she she win one
Speaker 1: of the shows? Didn't she? Kelly Clark that that's I
Speaker 1: think I know what you're talking about. Are you talking about?
Speaker 3: It's not called livitighting? That's dua. Was she with her brother,
Speaker 3: who was yeahs Demi vos brother.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, she was.
Speaker 4: She was with her brother and they're mucking around about
Speaker 4: chat Jake pay Te and she asked chat Jay pay
Speaker 4: T to roast her.
Speaker 1: This is what it's it. Okay, So I asked chat
Speaker 1: gpt to roast me, and Jordan's going to read it
Speaker 1: roast Demi Levado.
Speaker 17: Oh you mean the artist formerly known as confident but
Speaker 17: now more like confused. Demi Lovato has had more rebrands
Speaker 17: than a failing bad food chain. One minute they're punk rock,
Speaker 17: the next they're singing pop ballads, and somewhere in between
Speaker 17: their baby with the Frozen young.
Speaker 1: Like babes.
Speaker 17: Just pick a lane, or at least a consistent.
Speaker 1: Genre bribes, pick a line or at least sorry.
Speaker 3: Chat j pay Tea is quite sussy. Yeah, gives a
Speaker 3: bit of attitude.
Speaker 1: Well, I wanted to test that theory. Sorry she started
Speaker 1: out on Barney and Friends.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah she did too.
Speaker 1: Remember that remember this song No same heart.
Speaker 3: Attack to a heart attack. It's heart attack on that
Speaker 3: hard attack. Heart attack that wasn't her.
Speaker 1: That's friends is the one with the dinosaur wasn't heard.
Speaker 4: Attacks believe, So yeah, it's hard to attack the biggest
Speaker 4: one because it's.
Speaker 2: Not cool for the summer.
Speaker 1: Cool for the summer anyway, let's part demmy.
Speaker 4: I opened up chat cheap pet and said, could you
Speaker 4: roast Australia's very own Lauren Phillips?
Speaker 1: Perfect?
Speaker 3: No, No, I don't know you. Whatever it says, I
Speaker 3: don't believe that chat.
Speaker 1: I swear to God. Jeers our producer was with me.
Speaker 3: Did you change it?
Speaker 1: What did we exactly put in chat cheepe?
Speaker 6: I said, please roast Australian TV and radio presenter Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 3: Hopefully it hasn't got me mixed up with No, that's
Speaker 3: what I.
Speaker 1: Was worried about. It hasn't.
Speaker 4: Lauren has somehow built a career by bouncing between breakfast
Speaker 4: TV and radio, proving that all you really need in
Speaker 4: Australian media is a decent spray tan and the ability
Speaker 4: to nod along or someone else does the heavy lifting.
Speaker 5: Can I just defend you there, I don't have a spray.
Speaker 4: Tan that is a real By giggling at jokes she
Speaker 4: doesn't quite get on the radio, She's mastered the art
Speaker 4: of looking busy while doing the bare minimum.
Speaker 1: It's very good, isn't it nailed her radio presence.
Speaker 4: It's like listening to someone read and influencers, Instagram captions
Speaker 4: out loud, deep as a puddle, with all the groundbreaking
Speaker 4: insights of a brunch menu. And let's be honest, the
Speaker 4: only time she makes headlines is when she's linked to
Speaker 4: a footy player. Keep nodding and smiling, Lauren Australia barely notices.
Speaker 2: Wow, I thought it would be funny.
Speaker 1: You should. It gets quite vindictive. You should put that
Speaker 1: on your wiki. Change your Wikipedia.
Speaker 3: No, I think the Wikipedia is about the other Lauren,
Speaker 3: the naked Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 1: So she's a full time coin. Okay.
Speaker 3: I've been handed to Jason.
Speaker 4: Because when I was told I was working with you,
Speaker 4: I googled Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 1: And it was clickbaited.
Speaker 3: M all right, let's talk about Jase Hawkins, his favorite
Speaker 3: funny dad who somehow landed a radio gig and won't
Speaker 3: let anyone forget it. Jason is like that one mate
Speaker 3: who peaked in high school but still brings up his
Speaker 3: wild days at every barbecue.
Speaker 2: As if you'd host a barbecue you don't have people.
Speaker 3: He's built an entire radio career. Remember that time I
Speaker 3: did something slightly embarrassing, and I'm just a relatable, washed
Speaker 3: up party boy.
Speaker 1: I've got the last line. The most impressive thing about
Speaker 1: his career is how he's managed to convince radio execs
Speaker 1: at Australia actually needs another middle aged bloke over sharing
Speaker 1: about his home wife. It's very good, isn't it.
Speaker 2: His energy on air.
Speaker 3: It's like someone who's just realized their best years are
Speaker 3: behind them, but desperately trying to prove that they've still
Speaker 3: got it. He loves saying things that are painfully obvious,
Speaker 3: like kids are expensive.
Speaker 1: Oh my wife, I did say sick earlier. The sound
Speaker 1: revant relevant.
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, it's it's it's not very friendly.
Speaker 4: All right, let's just go on twenty five to eight.
Speaker 4: Hey coming up, if you've got kids, I know, cost
Speaker 4: of living is expensive. We want to take you to
Speaker 4: a free trip to Adelaide. We're going to gather around
Speaker 4: on the way at any point. These guys could blast
Speaker 4: the airhorn when they do, give us a ring and
Speaker 4: you're on the plane.
Speaker 3: So chat GPT is quite sassy. Yeah, gives a bit attitude.
Speaker 1: I wanted to test that theory. Sorry, she started out
Speaker 1: on Barney and Friends.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she did too.
Speaker 1: Remember that remember this song No same a heart attack.
Speaker 3: It's heart attack on that hard attack, heart attack.
Speaker 1: That wasn't her, that's friends is the one with the dinosaur.
Speaker 3: Wasn't heart attacks?
Speaker 1: Believe? So yeah, it's hard attack the biggest monks.
Speaker 2: It's not more cool for the summer, cool for the summer.
Speaker 1: Oh anyway, let's park demmy.
Speaker 4: I opened up chat cheap PT and said, could you
Speaker 4: roast Australia's very own Lauren Phillips?
Speaker 1: Perfect?
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't know whatever it says. I don't
Speaker 2: believe the chat.
Speaker 1: I swear to god. Cheers. Our producer was with me.
Speaker 3: Did you change it?
Speaker 1: What did we exactly put in chat GPT?
Speaker 6: I said, please roast Australian TV and radio presenter Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 3: Hopefully it hasn't got me mixed up with No, that's
Speaker 3: what I.
Speaker 1: Was worried about. It hasn't.
Speaker 4: Lauren has somehow built a career by bouncing between breakfast
Speaker 4: TV and radio, proving that all you really need in
Speaker 4: Australian media is a decent spray tan and the ability
Speaker 4: to nod along or someone else does the heavy lifting.
Speaker 1: Can I just defend you there?
Speaker 4: I don't have a spray spray tan that is a
Speaker 4: real tan by giggling at jokes she doesn't quite get
Speaker 4: On the radio. She's mastered the art of looking busy
Speaker 4: while doing the bare minimum. It's very good, isn't it
Speaker 4: nailed her radio presence. It's like listening to someone read
Speaker 4: and influencers, Instagram captions out loud, deep as a puddle,
Speaker 4: with all the groundbreaking insights of a brunch menu. And
Speaker 4: let's be honest, the only time she makes headlines is
Speaker 4: when she's linked to a footy player. Keep nodding and smiling.
Speaker 4: Lauren Australia barely notices.
Speaker 1: You should. I thought it would be honey, you should.
Speaker 1: It gets quite vindictive. You should put that on your wiki.
Speaker 1: Change your Wikipedia.
Speaker 3: No, I think the Wikipedia is about the other Lauren,
Speaker 3: the naked Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 1: So she's a full time coin corn.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've been handed to Jason.
Speaker 4: Because when I was told I was working with you,
Speaker 4: I googled Lauren Phillips and.
Speaker 1: It was clickbaited.
Speaker 3: M All right, let's talk about Jace Hawkins as his
Speaker 3: favorite funny dad who somehow landed a radio gig and
Speaker 3: won't let anyone forget it. Jason is like that one
Speaker 3: mate who peaked in high school but still brings up
Speaker 3: his wild days at every barbecue. As if you'd host
Speaker 3: a barbecue, you don't have people over. He's built an
Speaker 3: entire radio career. Remember that time I did something slightly
Speaker 3: embarrassing and I'm just a relatable, washed up party boy.
Speaker 1: I've got the last line. The most impressive thing about
Speaker 1: his career is how he's managed to convince radio execs
Speaker 1: at Australia actually needs another middle aged bloke over the
Speaker 1: sharing about his home wife. It's very good, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's energy on it. It's like someone who's just
Speaker 3: realized their best years are behind them, but desperately trying
Speaker 3: to prove that they've still got it. He loves saying
Speaker 3: things that are painfully obvious, like kids are expensive.
Speaker 1: Oh my wife, I did say sick earlier to sound
Speaker 1: relevant relevant.
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, it's it's it's not very friendly.
Speaker 4: All right, it's just gone twenty five to wait, Hey,
Speaker 4: coming up, if you got kids, I know cost of
Speaker 4: living is expensive. We want to take you to a
Speaker 4: free trip to Adelaide. We've got to gather around on
Speaker 4: the way at any point, these guys could blast the
Speaker 4: airhorn when they do give us a ring and you're
Speaker 4: on the plane.
Speaker 1: Well, good morning Melbourne. It is just gone eighteen to eight.
Speaker 4: We are gearing up for gather Around and getting on
Speaker 4: all the twenty twenty five AFL gather Round and South
Speaker 4: Australia has to offer. It's a festival of footy and
Speaker 4: South Australia is ready visit gather around dot AFL. Here's
Speaker 4: the goat. We are taking a plane full of you guys.
Speaker 4: We're paying for a calm flights, tickets to the game.
Speaker 4: We're all going to go to the footy together. Let's
Speaker 4: not get socially excited and go too hard.
Speaker 3: On the first night at first night fever is my
Speaker 3: middle name.
Speaker 1: I'm hearing you.
Speaker 3: There is nothing better than first night fever, is there?
Speaker 14: You know what you know?
Speaker 3: And it's dangerous when you go to like a destination
Speaker 3: wedding and you go let's go the night with no
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh no. We were talking just before
Speaker 3: when Limo's here about a friend's fortieth we all had
Speaker 3: on the Saturday and a lot of it was out
Speaker 3: of town and a lot of people went up on
Speaker 3: the Friday night enrolled in not great for the birthday part.
Speaker 1: I've done that under wedding.
Speaker 3: It's not first night fever. Yeah, and it's you know
Speaker 3: when it happens as well. If you've ever traveled to America. America,
Speaker 3: you fly Melbourne to Los Angeles and because of the
Speaker 3: time difference, so you leave and you get there on
Speaker 3: the same day, and you've got to try and stay
Speaker 3: awake for that first day. I think I'm going to
Speaker 3: have a few little little drinks at lunch because I'm
Speaker 3: on holidays.
Speaker 1: The same thing is going to happen. Adelaide's on a
Speaker 1: different time. I know it's going half our time drinks.
Speaker 1: What happened to me last time? Yeah, severely jet lagged.
Speaker 3: That's why do you think it was the jet.
Speaker 1: And then I just got carried away.
Speaker 4: When you hear Clint or Lauren blast the air horn,
Speaker 4: it will be at some point in the show.
Speaker 1: As soon as you hear it, give us a ring
Speaker 1: and tickets will be yours. It is that easy. Hey,
Speaker 1: coming up next is anxious because he doesn't have the year.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have what it's happening, And it's glorious, isn't
Speaker 3: it good?
Speaker 4: Just do it at the right Okay, well not during
Speaker 4: news or like just just think we're you know, I'm
Speaker 4: not saying on the.
Speaker 3: Bottom, I'd never interrupted, Clint. I'm just saying, has person
Speaker 3: just talking about the family.
Speaker 4: We might drop it in with the horn comes great
Speaker 4: response ability anyway, coming up next?
Speaker 2: No, what a good story coming up next, clan, No.
Speaker 1: Eat on the plane, come down, I'll shut that.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number to other round
Speaker 4: gather round just be aware of the jet lag.
Speaker 3: It's get it in on all the twenty twenty five
Speaker 3: AFL gather rounds and South Australia have to offer. It's
Speaker 3: a festival of footy and South Australia is ready because
Speaker 3: they gather rounds to AFL. Jason Lawrence jetather round.
Speaker 1: Won't you take me to gather around? I won't you
Speaker 1: take me too? So here's what I'm thinking right because
Speaker 1: we're all going to meet at the airport. Yeah, your
Speaker 1: favorite place? Should we get one of those those sticks? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or just take an umbrella? Liking everyone.
Speaker 3: No, you can't take on brothers in the import. I
Speaker 3: don't think can you really?
Speaker 7: I think you can't take I get what you're saying, though.
Speaker 7: We need some sort of like we need a leader,
Speaker 7: a little flag. We need a leader, like the flag
Speaker 7: that's on the back of kids bike. Like it, right,
Speaker 7: and then Lauren holds the flag. Follow me this way
Speaker 7: and we're all going to go into the lounge. Follow
Speaker 7: her into the lounge. We're going to go into the lounge.
Speaker 4: Lovely, don't peak too hard because otherwise you'd be put
Speaker 4: on the no fly list. Yes, and then we are
Speaker 4: filling a plane and taking a stack of people with us.
Speaker 1: That's right to Adelaide for Gatheround.
Speaker 3: So gather An't kicks off on the thurday nights. How good?
Speaker 3: And we are taking you with us, mel So it's
Speaker 3: the tenth of April that we're off. How good.
Speaker 1: So we've already got some Hawk supporters on the plane,
Speaker 1: so it's time to put some more.
Speaker 3: Do we have Hawk supporters?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They were hawkers all right? For okay, Now this
Speaker 1: isn't in the running. This is whoever we pick they
Speaker 1: are on.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Alexa moral Buck, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 3: How are you guys. We're good, very well, Alexa.
Speaker 1: Who'd you barrack for the band? Aid off Collingwood.
Speaker 3: Coming to gather around Collingwood are playing versus Swans on
Speaker 3: Friday night and Adelaide, how good, and you're coming.
Speaker 8: Thank you, say my husband Jayson will be listening to this.
Speaker 3: And he is like die Hard, not another Jason.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, I'm sitting with you two Friday night
Speaker 1: at the game.
Speaker 3: And you know what, Alexa, you can sit next to
Speaker 3: Jason on the plane too. You can mean Jason sound no,
Speaker 3: thank you, no, thank you, she said, taking Braggs. We've
Speaker 3: got your flights, your accommodation, transfers, everything, It's all happening.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about Alexa. As Collingwood supports.
Speaker 5: You know that when we were travel into state, you
Speaker 5: know we might be going to some nice places, so
Speaker 5: I packed something other than your tracky dad to go
Speaker 5: shopping there.
Speaker 1: Exactly are we allowed bare feet on the plane?
Speaker 3: You get on a plane their feet. I know that
Speaker 3: because my friend got his shoes confiscated in security once.
Speaker 3: My friend, Elliott, Elliott, he's just a nightmare. Everything goes
Speaker 3: wrong when he's around. He had spikes on his shoes.
Speaker 3: They got confiscated. We tried to get on the plane
Speaker 3: in bare feet. They wouldn't let.
Speaker 1: Him on and they were classed as a weapon.
Speaker 3: They got put in the dangerous weapons bikes exactly what
Speaker 3: the shoe was covered in spots. Yeah, yeah, they were
Speaker 3: like these loafers, spiky loafers.
Speaker 1: Why did he have those in case he got into it?
Speaker 3: Were going to America and he was like they they
Speaker 3: were heavy, so he wore them instead of checking them
Speaker 3: in and they got confiscated in security and they got
Speaker 3: put in the dangerous weapons compartment.
Speaker 1: So he had to wear like walk bare feet. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, then they wouldn't let him on the plane in
Speaker 3: bare feet, so then they had to hold the place.
Speaker 3: Or we run around and found surf, dive and ski
Speaker 3: to buy him some thongs.
Speaker 1: Oxford wasn't open, and.
Speaker 3: He said, these feet have never been in thongs before
Speaker 3: in their life. He's very precious my allience. Anyway, wear shoes, Alexa.
Speaker 1: I would love to have seen him run around the
Speaker 1: food court bare feet.
Speaker 3: Socket something.
Speaker 4: Can old, surf dive and skate Oxford. It's all the
Speaker 4: same stores and every I forgot my belt recently. I
Speaker 4: was like, don't worry when I land in Sydney, I'll
Speaker 4: go to Oxford.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Get reliable, yes, reliable and consistent.
Speaker 4: All right, So we got more trips to go tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Every time you hear the airhorn, give us a ring,
Speaker 4: get on the plane.
Speaker 2: It is that every day this week, we're giving one
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 4: Lauren, and every day next week as well. Morgan Wollen,
Speaker 4: I'm the problem, are you? It is just going to
Speaker 4: to I hate You're on Noble one hundred. It is
Speaker 4: Jason and Lauren Clinty as well, and your chance to
Speaker 4: win five k coming up better soon.
Speaker 5: Just yesterday on the show, if you joined us, you
Speaker 5: might recall we were talking about Lauren's sweaty boobs.
Speaker 1: Sorry, no we were.
Speaker 3: No, we weren't we were.
Speaker 1: You were saying you need to wash the bron't about.
Speaker 3: How many times the French have suggested, how many times
Speaker 3: wash our gym gear and our bras and.
Speaker 1: Sport Well, they're saying should be washed. Well that you
Speaker 1: can wait what every three wears three wears in.
Speaker 3: But they also say no, no, it was more than
Speaker 3: that seven They seven three wars gym gear, which is
Speaker 3: so revulsive if they should stick to them mol Enrosi
Speaker 3: and croissants. Not cleaning your dice with.
Speaker 4: The fancy lingerie. Yes that really wear that to the
Speaker 4: gym doesn't have much material to it, does that need.
Speaker 3: Washing, Like, it's more like everything needs washing.
Speaker 2: Well, how often do you think we don't wash our underwear?
Speaker 1: If you were putting on some nice okay, why are.
Speaker 2: You whispering lingerie? You don't want to say lingerie?
Speaker 1: What are you wear to bed? Jason, I'm just a boxes,
Speaker 1: no top? So the boxes washed? Yeah, I'll chuck them
Speaker 1: in the watch the end of the week.
Speaker 3: End of the week. Boxes are one where surely.
Speaker 1: I'll have jocks on under them?
Speaker 10: Ah?
Speaker 3: What you wear jocks under your boxes? That's the least
Speaker 3: sexy thing I've ever heard. You got your trustity belt
Speaker 3: on there to layers your rings.
Speaker 1: I just want to be careful for a home invasion.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. What I don't want to be
Speaker 1: running down the street.
Speaker 3: My mondays, let's so, why do you take the onundies
Speaker 3: off and just wear the boxes?
Speaker 1: I know my boys need to under your boxes?
Speaker 3: Bring your laces.
Speaker 1: The appare alexanders underwear, not lacey.
Speaker 2: He rang right under your Peter Alexander's So let's just done.
Speaker 1: You will like, actually, that's.
Speaker 2: Not loose under What do you wear?
Speaker 3: Clint?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: You can't be your sister lives with you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, you can't be.
Speaker 3: What are you sleeping? He's I you were noticed. I
Speaker 3: lived with you for a while.
Speaker 1: I'm fresh.
Speaker 3: Did you sleep nude when I was sleeping under the
Speaker 3: same roof?
Speaker 1: It depends on the mood. No, I'm fresh.
Speaker 2: Just what's fresh?
Speaker 3: Just nothing like fresh as the day you were born?
Speaker 1: Question? Fresh? You should wash your sheets more than me? Then? Okay,
Speaker 1: so because you're a bit.
Speaker 3: How often do you wash your sheets end of the week?
Speaker 3: I think most people want. I do twice.
Speaker 5: I think if you're going bare skin a week, yeah,
Speaker 5: see I go probably once a fortnight.
Speaker 3: But there's no one else in the naked and you
Speaker 3: nude about pets in the.
Speaker 1: Usually naked dog here in your bed.
Speaker 3: You can't dogs on the bed.
Speaker 1: You get up in the morning to look like you're
Speaker 1: multi Is that that one?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, guys, I'm not.
Speaker 1: The dog is not in the bed.
Speaker 3: I see you as like a full flanneled in the
Speaker 3: winter and flannel it long, funny little hat to you know?
Speaker 1: What I wear? I wear the quantas pajamas and.
Speaker 3: I wear them after I fake can sometime.
Speaker 1: What are you wear to bed?
Speaker 3: I'm a matching set, silky pajama girl, long slave short
Speaker 3: sleeve depends on the weather.
Speaker 1: How often a you're watching that?
Speaker 3: I probably maybe wear it twice once.
Speaker 1: We never knew it up.
Speaker 3: Or not very very rarely. I even get redressed.
Speaker 1: Are we done? And I put on a matching set. Now,
Speaker 1: Good morning Albourne.
Speaker 4: Every day we'll give you a chance to win five
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Speaker 3: Josey, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: How are you this morning? It's beautiful good morning out there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, jose you ever seen Jason around Bentley
Speaker 5: swamming around?
Speaker 1: I don't sworn, no, I haven't. You would cruise on
Speaker 1: the electric pip he do still use that every weekend?
Speaker 1: Every weekend. Well you ride it down to Cols to
Speaker 1: get some Yeah. Well otherwise, like Center Road takes you
Speaker 1: four days to get from one endo the other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what you ride it on the foot path. You
Speaker 4: can't be straight down the road, straight down the middle.
Speaker 4: You've got to watch the bike plane, watch fight a
Speaker 4: bike plane.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't a trick question. Look at me like
Speaker 2: I was just asking you.
Speaker 4: No bikelane middle of the door between the park side mirrors,
Speaker 4: got to watch side mirror you.
Speaker 3: Go between the park cars and yeah, yeah, all right, Josie.
Speaker 3: Let's see if we can win you some cash this morning.
Speaker 3: We've got three questions lined up for you. A fifty
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Speaker 4: Alrighty, this is gettable if I knew this one. If
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Speaker 3: Good luck, j C.
Speaker 1: I you got a special guest asking today's question. Here
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Speaker 11: Two?
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Speaker 3: You know, I was looking at photos of it yesterday.
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Speaker 2: There was something you couldn't say this morning, Jays.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the.
Speaker 1: You're in the window. You're in a colonoscopy, columbus colonoscopy.
Speaker 3: You was struggling, struggling, damn who you were struggling with colonoscopy,
Speaker 3: and I was struggling with gas.
Speaker 1: Gastroscopy, gastroscopy, gastroscopy.
Speaker 3: Gastroscopy, gastroscopy, gastroscopy, endoscopy, colmoscopy. I'm still confused. Without the endoscopy,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But you'd hope the doctor takes the right one, because
Speaker 1: they'd all be next to each other.
Speaker 3: I imagine, just get them, you know, get them all
Speaker 3: done while you're there, every every arfice, all right, sah,
Speaker 3: and I warn't good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: Is there a word you can't say? Can you put
Speaker 2: it in a sentence for us?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Sure, so I was gen z, but my sister is
Speaker 9: a minillial.
Speaker 3: That's tricky.
Speaker 1: That's what we're millennials.
Speaker 3: Yeah, say it again, Sarah, minillial, millennial, millennial, millennials, millennials.
Speaker 2: The more you say it, it's one of those words.
Speaker 1: You go clean, millennial, millennium.
Speaker 2: Get that with that big smile.
Speaker 1: Oh that was who's so mad, Robbie, didn't it?
Speaker 3: Good song?
Speaker 1: Stacey? Welcome to word you cannot say, use your word
Speaker 1: in a sentence, Go for it.
Speaker 10: I had to have a grososcopy.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Stacey.
Speaker 3: That was the word spit it out.
Speaker 10: I've never been able to say it, have never been
Speaker 10: I've had plenty of them.
Speaker 3: Yes, have you had the other one?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 4: Those two?
Speaker 3: What's that one called? Hang on, what's that one called?
Speaker 14: That's called a conoscopy?
Speaker 3: Oh, you go down and the other one?
Speaker 10: Say that one, the one down the throat a gasoscopy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, apparently, by the way, apparently apparently gastroscopy and endoscopy
Speaker 5: are the same thing, both down, both in the mouth.
Speaker 3: I can say endoscopy. Maybe they just chank gave it
Speaker 3: two names because gastoscopy was too hard to say.
Speaker 4: I've had the one that the nose. I don't know,
Speaker 4: but it was like you you felt to almost touch
Speaker 4: it if you're awake for it.
Speaker 1: So you watch this whole.
Speaker 2: Camera awake, you're awake like a COVID test.
Speaker 1: Yes, but yeah, but it keeps going back. You feel
Speaker 1: like it's touching your brain.
Speaker 3: And what do you think that one's called?
Speaker 1: And no description?
Speaker 3: Yeah, if it's an ectomy, isn't that getting something taken out?
Speaker 1: Escape? Escape?
Speaker 3: No lost. Probably.
Speaker 1: Let's just all promise each other we're never going to get.
Speaker 3: To Megan from Corfield, good morning, Good morning guy, is
Speaker 3: there a word you can't say. Can you throw it
Speaker 3: in a sentence?
Speaker 1: Can go for it?
Speaker 8: I love driving on the Western Wing.
Speaker 3: Oh, the Western Wing wo.
Speaker 2: I love the Western Wings.
Speaker 1: Delays on the work. Can we get you to do
Speaker 1: the traffic one morning?
Speaker 3: There's always delays on the Chrioc Creek Road. I can't
Speaker 3: say that one Corio Creek Road. The traffic's backed up
Speaker 3: to the cook That's what they say in the Chopper
Speaker 3: chick or Rock Creek Road?
Speaker 1: What street?
Speaker 3: What is it? Isn't it doesn't have a.
Speaker 1: Creek in it? Correat Creek Road, Current current correatk is
Speaker 1: your healthya durant up today?
Speaker 4: Call on Now Morning Melbourne. It is just gone eight
Speaker 4: to nine. You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint
Speaker 4: here as well. We're doing a thanks to mate at
Speaker 4: shell Already Express. You made a very bold claim before
Speaker 4: that song.
Speaker 3: Well, actually I'm rephrasing it. I found my favorite busker
Speaker 3: in Melbourne. We have a lot of like street artists
Speaker 3: in and around Melbourne, and I believe you need to
Speaker 3: apply and get a permit to get your spot.
Speaker 4: I don't know the lady that was singing Mariah Carey
Speaker 4: is all I want for Christmas at Westfield Southland and
Speaker 4: near the food courts. I think you would have got
Speaker 4: a permit put.
Speaker 3: It on Friday night. Melbourne is heaving. We are the
Speaker 3: Art Center of Australia. I'm at the Art Center Melbourne.
Speaker 3: I've just been because I'm fair cultured to the art
Speaker 3: sense Melbourne. See the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra on Friday night
Speaker 3: with the a Choir and there was some of Australia's
Speaker 3: best theater performances.
Speaker 2: Performers in there.
Speaker 3: Two doing Disney with Melbourne Symphony or Girl Magne Yeah, Amy, Yes,
Speaker 3: called the Symphony Orchestra and.
Speaker 4: You're watching the clip, watching the clips. You know what
Speaker 4: I gave you crap about it.
Speaker 2: It was one of the best things I've ever made.
Speaker 1: I would have actually enjoyed it too.
Speaker 3: They did thirteen Disney movies about just the bangers, just
Speaker 3: the bangers.
Speaker 1: Who you were?
Speaker 3: It's postra CONTs. Just the main songs though, give it
Speaker 3: the whole song?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like three minute song?
Speaker 1: How long was there not?
Speaker 3: Two hours? With an interval? An interval they served?
Speaker 1: What they finished with Frozen was.
Speaker 3: The oncre now but it was actually quite good.
Speaker 1: Let it go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, it was great. That in the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Also at the Art Center you can get a small
Speaker 3: wine or a large wine. Large and I've got four
Speaker 3: friends in there.
Speaker 1: Can I get a tray and fill my camel backpack?
Speaker 3: Anyway? It was magic, right, So that's happening at the
Speaker 3: Art Center. Dua Lipa's playing at Rod Laverna. Melbourne's heaving
Speaker 3: with the best performers in the world. I walk out
Speaker 3: of Art Center, Melbourne and there is a huge crowd
Speaker 3: on right outside the Art Center sort of just you know,
Speaker 3: the Flinder Street bridge any transmission, but closer to the
Speaker 3: Art Center. Huge crowd And I'm like, who what sort
Speaker 3: of amazing pop up performer do we have in Melbourne tonight?
Speaker 3: This guy and I love him. He was doing Kylie Minogue,
Speaker 3: so he's in an led jacket.
Speaker 1: I like you.
Speaker 3: So he's singing Kylie Minogue, but he thinks it's Na
Speaker 3: na na instead of instead of La la la.
Speaker 2: Here he is Jase, He's in it. How would you
Speaker 2: describe that outfit?
Speaker 1: Hideous?
Speaker 3: He's got a QR code you can scan.
Speaker 1: He's like a Christmas tree, so it's a one hang
Speaker 1: on his on TikTok.
Speaker 3: He's on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm going to look him up.
Speaker 3: Frankie f R A n k I E three three
Speaker 3: eight eight eight. There's also a QR code that you
Speaker 3: can scan for PayPal to make your donation and it
Speaker 3: says birthday song with songs on our quest.
Speaker 1: Hang on, he's got a Madonna.
Speaker 3: Min mam mum ma'am mat so he doesn't think it's
Speaker 3: la la la.
Speaker 1: He's singing no the mickey. But what was the crowd reaction?
Speaker 3: Like everyone loved it? Look at him.
Speaker 2: He's so called. He wears a Madonna microphone.
Speaker 1: We must get him in and.
Speaker 3: He's got a full light up l D Jack.
Speaker 1: The guy from the village people in that shot leather jacket.
Speaker 3: He's good. Frankie anyway, stage name Frankie Well, I didn't
Speaker 3: interrupt and ask for his.
Speaker 1: Stage name is frank three three?
Speaker 2: He had, But what about the QR code to bake
Speaker 2: a donation?
Speaker 4: That's great though Bunnings do that. Yeah, what do you
Speaker 4: mean to buy the sausages or sometimes if they don't
Speaker 4: have the little tap thing, he.
Speaker 3: Didn't have a cue, but he was wandering around the streets,
Speaker 3: doesn't stand in one spot?
Speaker 1: Does he play an instrument.
Speaker 7: No, he's a singer, Frankie three three eight And because
Speaker 7: he's because Frankie three three eight eight eight, it's got
Speaker 7: the head signes.
Speaker 1: His hands are free. So what does he do with
Speaker 1: his hands? Not a lot?
Speaker 3: Actually we should get him a choreographer.
Speaker 4: Last question, because he's wearing a white jacket which is
Speaker 4: covered in Is he connected to a power call?
Speaker 2: I think he was wireless?
Speaker 3: Have a battery pack, Frankie three three day look hm up, No,
Speaker 3: he's got a he's got he must have a bat
Speaker 3: tree pra He's truly wild.
Speaker 2: He's got his hands out like he's preaching.
Speaker 5: So I've just done a very short deep dive. The
Speaker 5: socials have revealed that frank three three eight eight actually
Speaker 5: has a documentary. It's known as Melbourne Busker Pop singer.
Speaker 5: Frankie three three eight eight does a documentary, that's what
Speaker 5: it's called, and it's on the tube. Get me he
Speaker 5: does a documentary?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: Where do we find the documentary?
Speaker 1: On his tea? We are the dreamer hashtag? Okay, guys, he.
Speaker 3: Wears white glasses like red food and a little train
Speaker 3: driver hat.
Speaker 1: Have you seen? Have you seen?
Speaker 3: I've seen Frankie eight.
Speaker 1: Can you reach out to Frankie three three eight eight
Speaker 1: eight eight.
Speaker 3: He's outside the Art Center and I think we must
Speaker 3: get him a gig inside.
Speaker 1: Should we get him to do a live performance for
Speaker 1: lights on sing Along on Friday?
Speaker 5: Yet?
Speaker 1: Nah nah na na na.
Speaker 4: Oh, guys, something comes across our desk now and then
Speaker 4: on the show and we really run with it. Well,
Speaker 4: I was there.
Speaker 3: I was in the mosh pit on Friday night. I'd
Speaker 3: left the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra Disney in concert outside Hamer Hall.
Speaker 3: I walked out and there was my new favorite perform
Speaker 3: His name is Frankie three three on TikTok and he
Speaker 3: is a Melbourne icon. It turns out he he was
Speaker 3: singing the other night and he's flashing jacket in his
Speaker 3: hat with his Madonna mic in any way, I've done
Speaker 3: a deep dive and Frankie three three eight eight eight
Speaker 3: he's an icon.
Speaker 1: Check out the crowd and listen to this when he
Speaker 1: finished the other night, Frankie eight.
Speaker 3: So there's the crowds, so he pleases the crowns. Here
Speaker 3: he goes Frankie with Taylor Swiftrankie. Have you seen he
Speaker 3: does Neil Diamond Sweet Caroline Abba we have to get
Speaker 3: him in. I love We've got to get him in.
Speaker 5: He turns out a lot of Melbournians know exactly who
Speaker 5: we're talking about.
Speaker 1: If you've seen it.
Speaker 3: Have you seen Frankie three three eight eight eight in
Speaker 3: the wild? Katrina from Doncaster? I have?
Speaker 2: Where did you see him?
Speaker 13: He's usually like on Flinders Street Street, Elizabeth Street, what.
Speaker 3: A lot of like mcdonna and cheer.
Speaker 13: Usually quite terrible, but it's quite entertaining when you come
Speaker 13: out of billboards or something and it's quite defense.
Speaker 3: Have you ever scanned the QR code to make a
Speaker 3: donation to Frankie?
Speaker 1: No, I haven't.
Speaker 13: I've never made a donation. I feel terrible.
Speaker 1: I didn't know q code, Katrina. What's your thoughts on
Speaker 1: I was just saying the guy.
Speaker 4: Should we get him in for a show and he
Speaker 4: can be like our house band and at the end
Speaker 4: of each talk break he can play us off into
Speaker 4: the ads.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think you should definitely do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're all here for it for a three hour show.
Speaker 1: He's going to need some battery packs for.
Speaker 3: That jacket, Lucy. Have you also seen frank in the wild? Hi, guys, morning,
Speaker 3: Sorry not Frankie Frankie three three eight eight eight in
Speaker 3: the wild. Yes, I have what was he said?
Speaker 13: I actually saw him in the exact same spot next
Speaker 13: to flind Distreet station and he was singing Hit Me
Speaker 13: Baby one more time.
Speaker 3: Did he have his led light up jacket on?
Speaker 13: No, at the time he didn't. I think maybe back
Speaker 13: then he wasn't there yet, but he was just wearing
Speaker 13: a really cool silver chrome vest type jacket and something.
Speaker 3: Okay he again he was actually.
Speaker 13: Yeah, this was actually the same night that I got engaged,
Speaker 13: and I was more interested in watching him.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: I saw on his little sign where he busks that
Speaker 3: you can book him for weddings, So maybe we should
Speaker 3: get Frankie three three eight at your wedding.
Speaker 2: I think is Listen to him now, Frankie.
Speaker 3: You know when I heard him the other night, he
Speaker 3: wasn't singing Kylie La La La.
Speaker 2: He was singing Na Na.
Speaker 1: Vivian.
Speaker 13: Yeah, how you going?
Speaker 1: Guys? Where have you seen him?
Speaker 8: I believe he may have started his fame up at
Speaker 8: my local Cole supermarket some Still Square in.
Speaker 1: Johnny. He used to play the calls.
Speaker 8: He used to play the calls out the front, and
Speaker 8: he he was extremely entertaining he definitely put a smile
Speaker 8: on your face. And if you're going to get him on,
Speaker 8: he has to do Sweet Caroline.
Speaker 2: Now I've seen this on his TikTok doing Sweet Caroline.
Speaker 8: Amazing. And then I then he disappeared. I'm like, where's
Speaker 8: he gone? Then I go to a sheet concert at.
Speaker 3: The he went to a.
Speaker 8: You know, chic the Banshee. No, and then we went
Speaker 8: to the concert. After that, we're walking, I'm like.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, he's there.
Speaker 8: He's outside the Oh.
Speaker 1: There he is.
Speaker 8: And he had a massive crowd and he was doing
Speaker 8: Sweet Caroline and then everyone came in with a.
Speaker 9: That's cool, a really good vibe'.
Speaker 3: He's a great lie.
Speaker 8: He just put a smile on your face.
Speaker 3: Was he in his l ed jack at that time?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 8: And at Coles he was ultra basic, just jeans and
Speaker 8: the top.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Clearly he's evolved and he's come up in the world.
Speaker 1: Lauren got him on a special occasion.
Speaker 3: That is amazing.
Speaker 1: How old would you say, Frankie.
Speaker 3: Three three eight eight eight, I'd say like fifty. He
Speaker 3: has a headshot, he wears. He wears the Madonna head
Speaker 3: as well. And let's see if we can get some
Speaker 3: sweet Can we.
Speaker 1: Get some sweet Can we find Sweet Caroline?
Speaker 3: Do you do it on TikTok?
Speaker 2: And look up on TikTok?
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? He's going to be a Caroline?
Speaker 3: Frankie three three eight eight should.
Speaker 1: Try and get him tomorrow. Do you think he will
Speaker 1: be available? Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't know. If he does morning gigs. I know
Speaker 3: if he does late.
Speaker 1: Nights, we could scan the QR code to donate. I
Speaker 1: reckon he's free. You don't know that. I reckon. It
Speaker 1: was like, you don't know.
Speaker 3: I saw him at like ten thirty. I'm here, he's
Speaker 3: doing Sweet Caroline. Look at all the people dancing, Go Frankie.
Speaker 3: All the people dancing, go frank You sing it, bro?
Speaker 1: Everyone looks pretty han Yeah, who is that me?
Speaker 3: On Friday Night?
Speaker 1: Yep? Here we go.
Speaker 3: Against the break Frankie.
Speaker 1: So good, so good, so okay.
Speaker 3: One more videos. We're in a TikTok hole. Can we
Speaker 3: get him in?
Speaker 1: We need to get Frankie three three band just one
Speaker 1: of these songs. Shame We your Frankie?
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