Speaker 1: Hello, welcome to the fucker skirty skirt?
Speaker 2: Skirt skirt? What up here?
Speaker 1: It's a lady's day. I'm here with gen Z and
Speaker 1: the fore skin. Hello.
Speaker 3: Why can't I hear myself?
Speaker 2: It's his jacket? No, this jumper?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 4: Oh there we goeskin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, reckon, Yeah, it's a bit.
Speaker 3: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I know, I like the jumper. Well, not your style.
Speaker 3: I feel this is more your style.
Speaker 2: You know. I try and wear something that's not a
Speaker 2: hoodie and I just can't do it.
Speaker 1: I'm a hoodie. It's everyone thinks I'm going to court. Yeah, shorts, boy,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get some nice trousers. Yeah. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: yellow Stones just rolled in. Hello. Anyway, whatever do you likes?
Speaker 1: New nickname? What's Mace's munickname? The foreskin? The foreskin? Why
Speaker 1: is that the jumper? It's very odd just without a
Speaker 1: hoodie on. Also, I don't recognize.
Speaker 2: Is that putting more evidence in coming to the office?
Speaker 1: Quick?
Speaker 2: Quick shout out, quick shout out, relatable jas what's happened?
Speaker 3: Did you see the new post? My my nickname.
Speaker 2: Black on that by the way, Jason.
Speaker 1: So you guys can approve post as well. I can't
Speaker 1: only can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well right now, do you know why?
Speaker 3: Because you turned it off?
Speaker 2: Because I'm a big dog.
Speaker 3: They have found me and I am now the embezzler.
Speaker 1: I'm driving around these two clowns all day, thembzz.
Speaker 4: That's funny, Tom, Yeah, ohod like that.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I haven't seen that. Really, I quite like that.
Speaker 2: We you in your boxes, you and the bus in
Speaker 2: the boxers.
Speaker 1: So where do I go to give you approval? Unrelatable, Jakes,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have a clue. The will be a meeting later.
Speaker 1: You know what. You didn't fucking know either. You know what,
Speaker 1: Nandos you will be granted power gen z. You'll be
Speaker 1: removed from the group one week. Man, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: yourself to do the pod.
Speaker 2: I'm leaving. You don't need no no, no, no, no, miss
Speaker 2: you please don't leave. Wait and are we doing what
Speaker 2: we said we're going to do? So?
Speaker 1: Where's mum? Where's Mum's on.
Speaker 3: The phone, she's coming?
Speaker 1: Why Lauren Phillips, Lauren Phillips, please contact the studio. Lauren Phillips,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like enough. Four skins in
Speaker 1: the room. That's good. I like that.
Speaker 3: What are we going to do.
Speaker 1: Lauren get them back at the studio? She was on
Speaker 1: the phone. So I have just introduced Lauren to chat roulette.
Speaker 1: Oh she was chatting with a nineteen year old, a
Speaker 1: seventeen year old from the Dominican Republic. No, nineteen nine
Speaker 1: year old? Nineteen year old? Come on, you should know
Speaker 1: legally around here? How were there things?
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it. It's not the same as the
Speaker 1: other station. Well again, you know you've only been here
Speaker 1: for a week. A week, yeah, so yes, we've introduced
Speaker 1: her to chat roulette. Chat Roulette changed. So I never
Speaker 1: did chat roulette. I did.
Speaker 2: What's It's like the same, but they usually just have
Speaker 2: the schlungs out.
Speaker 1: That's what chat roulettes on me like Tom No Tom Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Tom Tom Tom Tom from the Chrissy Swan Show. Welcome, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? We're just talking about Willie's on the internet
Speaker 1: chat roulette extreme chat roulette to me.
Speaker 2: Me, I've never been no, no, I was too scared
Speaker 2: of what my mum would say, what she.
Speaker 1: Might be on that. What do you mean it? She
Speaker 1: pops up? What are you doing here?
Speaker 2: Too?
Speaker 1: Scared that I get in trouble. I was a bit
Speaker 1: of a pussy back in the day. Really, can you
Speaker 1: say that on this You made up for it now enough,
Speaker 1: You're not like an only fans boy. No, I'm just
Speaker 1: asking you know, there's nothing wrong with that. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we love that. We don't shame about fetishes or anything.
Speaker 1: But that's not me, not my vibe. No, I could
Speaker 1: never do it. You make a lot of money into
Speaker 1: where it's broken?
Speaker 2: Do you make a lot of money? I want to
Speaker 2: start selling feet picks to make a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I said to Louver a couple of the mums after
Speaker 1: she had Archie. They were looking to make a bit
Speaker 1: of coin and they were all joking around about breastfeeding,
Speaker 1: and I said, well, why don't we guys do the
Speaker 1: milk mums only so that way through to the wicked?
Speaker 2: Can we move on?
Speaker 1: Do you reckon the milk mums? Are going? Only? F
Speaker 1: answer that too big? The milk Moms Blue and her
Speaker 1: fellow Mum's breast.
Speaker 3: Podcast, I love you Late.
Speaker 1: He's because he's getting questioned about what he does on
Speaker 1: the internet.
Speaker 5: So it's just.
Speaker 3: What's the question. What's what's the question? Fans and Sunday,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Would milk mums work on only fans. What's milk mums
Speaker 4: like mum's breastfeeding? Pardon probably question for my wife and
Speaker 4: her breastfeeding?
Speaker 1: My wife?
Speaker 3: Is your wife still breastfeeding?
Speaker 1: No? God, no, we're not one of the families.
Speaker 5: I got into my car this morning and there's actually
Speaker 5: a spray of breast milk on the driver's side from
Speaker 5: where my.
Speaker 1: Daughter. That's gross.
Speaker 3: You probably should Are you sure it was breast milk
Speaker 3: something else?
Speaker 2: All right, let's clean this up.
Speaker 1: We're chatting about chat.
Speaker 3: Why did I walk in here?
Speaker 1: Which to be a chat?
Speaker 3: I want to go out.
Speaker 1: For tomorrow. You wearing a hoodie mace tomorrow? Are you
Speaker 1: bringing that back?
Speaker 2: I've worn this and now I've been called the foreskin.
Speaker 2: You know, you try and venture out of your hoodies and.
Speaker 3: You just great, man. Don't pretend to be someone who
Speaker 3: you're not. It's a cable knit. Now I really have
Speaker 3: to foreskin because of that jump up. It's a roll neck. Okay,
Speaker 3: I have to go. I really have to go. You
Speaker 3: told me otherwise, I can't come to lunch tomorrow. I
Speaker 3: have many things to do today.
Speaker 1: To wrap up meeting. Get yourself done yesterday? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was happy have you got much to do today?
Speaker 3: I have everything. I have not done a single thing,
Speaker 3: and I leave on Friday morning, and you guys are
Speaker 3: making me leave the show and go.
Speaker 5: Out for Roy.
Speaker 1: Will change tomorrow We'll be having the exact same conversation,
Speaker 1: and she will say, I'm gonna have to meet you there.
Speaker 1: I have done that nothing. You left yesterday to do
Speaker 1: your things. What did you do yesterday?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: You said, get me out of here, and I will
Speaker 1: start doing.
Speaker 3: For the next two days.
Speaker 1: What did you do this day?
Speaker 3: I worked postcards eight o'clock last night, so I left.
Speaker 3: I went to the gym, and then I had an
Speaker 3: l D appointment, and then I had a shower, washed
Speaker 3: my hair, and then I went to postcards. What happens
Speaker 3: an l ED appointment? You lie in what looks like
Speaker 3: a solarium, looks exactly like a soilarium, except it's an
Speaker 3: l ED light. Yeah, it's very good for you.
Speaker 2: It's really good.
Speaker 3: For you, and I'm not getting enough vitamin D. It's
Speaker 3: got nothing. It's very good for your skinner. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: love it. Yeah, you've got plenty room at your place.
Speaker 1: You could get one jumping just down the side. Beautiful,
Speaker 1: The infres inf.
Speaker 3: It that's called fire and ice, sawna swim sawn and
Speaker 3: cold and cold your pool will be.
Speaker 1: Too hot to heed the pool.
Speaker 3: Okay, I must go, she must go. I've got a pack,
Speaker 3: I've got to find my passport. I've got I've got
Speaker 3: ten men arriving at my house at one pm. So
Speaker 3: what I need to do, because they're all going to
Speaker 3: stay of origin, what do I need to do is
Speaker 3: get home and then get the fuck out of the
Speaker 3: house before one today in front of his excited just
Speaker 3: be excited to have the beers like ready.
Speaker 1: Just you know what you want? You want when you
Speaker 1: walk out, they all look at Paul and go fuck.
Speaker 1: I wish my missus was like that.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah you're Paul said, well, all the boys
Speaker 3: are coming over, so we could go down. Says you could.
Speaker 3: Just doesn't have a sleep if you want it's actually
Speaker 3: should we call it? Calling on pod quickly? You might
Speaker 3: not add to he's very busy because he too is
Speaker 3: trying to all his stuff done. Yeah, yeah, he's always uncle.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's ever had a shower be
Speaker 3: in my Paul. I'm not a big fan of his.
Speaker 1: I've never had it he's actually not overrated. You know
Speaker 1: what I think it can would be not I hope
Speaker 1: I love it. Just good a little beer, don't mind.
Speaker 5: It be Hello?
Speaker 3: Hang up?
Speaker 5: Please respond?
Speaker 1: There we go message message.
Speaker 3: I texted him saying, calling you on the podcast. He'll
Speaker 3: he'll reply.
Speaker 1: I just think just he.
Speaker 3: Just text me he said, Okay, you know.
Speaker 1: Thank you, happy state of Argentie. Pay here, Paul. I
Speaker 1: was just saying. I was just saying to Lauren, put
Speaker 1: on a show the like, you know, just in front
Speaker 1: of his mates. You want to be when she leaves
Speaker 1: the house. You want your mates looking at you, going, God,
Speaker 1: what a great missus. I wish mine was like that.
Speaker 5: They already do that. They already do that?
Speaker 1: Do they do?
Speaker 3: They reckon?
Speaker 5: I'm cool, Okay, have to go over and above. I
Speaker 5: trying to you there, Hey.
Speaker 3: DHL, Now what are the house rules today? Because we've
Speaker 3: got a house full of boys arriving at what time?
Speaker 1: I think you know what you should do it? You
Speaker 1: should bring out some like party.
Speaker 3: P Should I bring out the chip bowl chip bowls?
Speaker 1: Hey guys, he is some cold beers.
Speaker 5: We're watching the Dallas Cheerleaders Cheer Squad documentary The Moment
Speaker 5: maybe you should grab a few kicks around the.
Speaker 3: House yesterday in the moon if you've seen it, the
Speaker 3: Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders their specialties like they sat in the
Speaker 3: line and do like the Cancan high kicks. And I
Speaker 3: was lying on the couch eating dinner yesterday literally like
Speaker 3: a fucking character from the Simpsons, And I said to Paul,
Speaker 3: how hi do you reckon? I could kick? Do you reckon?
Speaker 5: I could get nowhere near as high as the Yellow Pages,
Speaker 5: that's for.
Speaker 3: Sure, Yeah, because they do. And I I went to
Speaker 3: do it, and he was like, he just wouldn't let me.
Speaker 3: He was like, you are going to terror hamstring?
Speaker 2: Do not.
Speaker 3: He just wouldn't let me even try.
Speaker 1: And he doesn't need you injured on the one day
Speaker 1: he's got ten.
Speaker 3: Minutes, imagine, and then us going to Europe and me
Speaker 3: on crutches road.
Speaker 1: Now, can I Davey Hasselm Paul through the whole game?
Speaker 1: What's that mean? What's that mean?
Speaker 5: Exactly? So that's why I've got separate tickets for her
Speaker 5: on one side and me on the other.
Speaker 3: Sitting in between us.
Speaker 5: That's ten blo, You're you're actually on the other side
Speaker 5: of the stadium.
Speaker 3: Now, what are you planning on bringing people back to
Speaker 3: our house after the game?
Speaker 5: Probably and gen Z will probably still be there.
Speaker 1: Anyone's staying at the house. Anybody staying with you guys?
Speaker 5: Yes, we have the people are.
Speaker 1: Saying they're flying.
Speaker 5: I think it's about sixteen coming down from Queensland.
Speaker 1: How many.
Speaker 3: Not sixteen?
Speaker 5: Surely level six.
Speaker 3: We live in a very small townhouse terrace. If you will, okay,
Speaker 3: so what are you okay?
Speaker 1: Have fun tonight? Mate?
Speaker 3: Can I veto to get like? Okay? I know the
Speaker 3: sixteen g I know the crew that are going to
Speaker 3: state of origin? Can I veto any extras like if
Speaker 3: other people? If you're inviting other people that aren't in
Speaker 3: our small crew back to the house, surely, Macie, come
Speaker 3: on stand up for me. I'm allowed to say I
Speaker 3: don't want that person coming back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just don't do publicly in front of him and
Speaker 1: his mate.
Speaker 5: That's absolutely not your call. Anyone can come back. I
Speaker 5: might have I might have half a Queensland.
Speaker 1: You know what, how many times I have had to
Speaker 1: go to a hotel and state it's about time?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you Paul, give me a credit card and I'll
Speaker 3: go stay. Give me a credit card and I'll go
Speaker 3: to Crown Towers and house as yours done. Me and
Speaker 3: gen Z will be in the big bed with the
Speaker 3: fluffy road. What do you think, Let's go sissy? How
Speaker 3: about that, Paul? If you check gen Z and Macy
Speaker 3: and Iron for sleepover at Crown Towers.
Speaker 5: No, if you go to the if you go to
Speaker 5: the Crisis Hotel, will probably still be a back of
Speaker 5: my cigarette there or something left.
Speaker 1: I think I left my credibility there too.
Speaker 3: Ball Jason Paul have realized they both when they have
Speaker 3: fights with their wives go and check into the same
Speaker 3: Crisis hotel around the corner for.
Speaker 1: So funny when we realized and I'm like, the corner
Speaker 1: sweet with the orange couch.
Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, it's like a brothel the way you know.
Speaker 1: It's a funky couch, isn't it, Paul?
Speaker 5: Brothels brothels are different the Crisis Hotel. Excuse me, twelve
Speaker 5: You only need twelve hours at the Crisis Hotel because
Speaker 5: by the time you're expensive and you're back and you're
Speaker 5: back to normal, twelve hours and then your happy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Paul reckons, twelve hours is the waiting period after
Speaker 3: an argument. Then don't you avoid each other and you
Speaker 3: never have to talk about it exactly. Nah, you got
Speaker 3: to fight it out. By the way, I'm still stuck
Speaker 3: in this god forsaken place, Paul.
Speaker 1: Do you were a Do you wear a jersey tonight?
Speaker 1: Do you face paint?
Speaker 5: No, let's be scarf tonight. I'm not a real jersey,
Speaker 5: mainly because I can't find one big enough. But it's
Speaker 5: not really a jersey lover.
Speaker 1: Because Lauren said, you'll don the marone face paint, and
Speaker 1: the week and the weeks, the curly week.
Speaker 3: You told me I wanted to me to be like
Speaker 3: the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 5: Babe. Hey, I have to fly because I'm in an
Speaker 5: old school. But old school. I'm in a line at
Speaker 5: the bank. Oh my job. I've been in line now
Speaker 5: for two and a half hour and they've just called, okay,
Speaker 5: are you getting this?
Speaker 3: Are you there to get the sweet euros babe, because
Speaker 3: we're going to on holidays a sweet euro cash?
Speaker 1: Okay tonight. He's not at the bank, No, he is.
Speaker 3: He said this morning. He knows I've got to go
Speaker 3: to the bank because he's he likes having cash for
Speaker 3: tips in Europe because everyone's you know, he needs to.
Speaker 1: Go to that little funny counter at flight Center.
Speaker 2: Where is the bank in the city?
Speaker 1: You got Seriously, the last time he's ever been to
Speaker 1: a bank.
Speaker 3: He's lined up for two hours.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I went past the post shop at
Speaker 1: Elston Office by the way, the post office post office
Speaker 1: at Elston with the other day, and the fucking lineup
Speaker 1: was down the I had to.
Speaker 3: Pick something up from the post office the other day because.
Speaker 1: The parcel drawer was full at home, That's what it was,
Speaker 1: and people an't buying that many post the doors.
Speaker 5: The doors people doing returns as well, returning Tony Adams,
Speaker 5: that's what I do.
Speaker 3: I'm going to return because I shop online. What about
Speaker 3: when they say we couldn't leave it in a safe place,
Speaker 3: taken the post office, I'm like, that is a fate
Speaker 3: worse than death. I'd rather return to sender and get
Speaker 3: a refunded hardboard tag. And like you even say.
Speaker 2: Yes to like you can deliver if I'm not home,
Speaker 2: but they still.
Speaker 3: Go they take place. I'm like, I've got a parcel drawer, doll,
Speaker 3: chuck it in. It's right under the letter box.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll do my head.
Speaker 3: Cut a giant hole in our brick fence to put
Speaker 3: a parcel drawer in and they still can't work it out.
Speaker 1: I haven't told Clint, but returned the outfit for me yesterday.
Speaker 3: What are these out do you guys know about the
Speaker 3: Why didn't I get one? Did the boys out?
Speaker 1: It was too big?
Speaker 5: I was?
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I like the boys out?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Clinton? And I just got a little matching outfits.
Speaker 3: Online ages ago. We never wore them.
Speaker 1: It was just the sizing wasn't right. Is this the
Speaker 1: pink Corridory number?
Speaker 3: The did you mind pink coidroy numbers? We asimistic. That's
Speaker 3: pessimistic of you. You'd be fun at a surprise party.
Speaker 1: Can I get a lift to your surprise party? I
Speaker 1: told that was the surprise. Yes, they were pink corduroy.
Speaker 2: Like short shorts.
Speaker 3: And why didn't you wear them? You should tell Clint
Speaker 3: that with my skin to lunch tomorrow would have been
Speaker 3: so morning.
Speaker 1: That was the plan. But they don't.
Speaker 3: One morning, tell Clint you're going to wear them and
Speaker 3: he will be that nice.
Speaker 1: Friday, Okay, Friday tomorrow, remind me everyone's in and that
Speaker 1: on the podcast. But tomorrow I'll say to Clint tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Some party pooper will go on message, Clint, just like everyone,
Speaker 3: Just like the day on the podcast, we said something
Speaker 3: that you didn't know and someone went and wrote it
Speaker 3: all over your fan page.
Speaker 1: This is the game of trust. No, now that I
Speaker 1: know that it's the secret, I won't say anything.
Speaker 3: Remember that someone went in like that's right, kicking off
Speaker 3: the page.
Speaker 1: This is the this is their opportunity to earn the
Speaker 1: trust back. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean we can control who posts and who.
Speaker 1: We can They can steal message.
Speaker 3: Who allowed that to be posted?
Speaker 4: One of those two?
Speaker 1: What wasn't me? Because someone told me she must have
Speaker 1: been a d M on someone with Jane.
Speaker 3: Someone posted on your fan Pageane. Anyway, whatever, I've moved
Speaker 3: on from that. Guys, I've not forgiven and I've not forgotten,
Speaker 3: but I've moved on. She has my slogan, don't forgive
Speaker 3: and don't forget.
Speaker 1: Never forgive, never forget given. You're a positivestic But don't Lauren.
Speaker 1: You have things to do. I must go, she must.
Speaker 5: I have