Speaker 1: We got ready, get me the morning every day. Our
Speaker 1: next guest is fresh off the blocks from the Paris Olympics,
Speaker 1: taking home silver in the one hundred meter free behind
Speaker 1: Can Zendley. He's the certified owner of a ton of
Speaker 1: snakes and lizzes and a heap of test.
Speaker 2: He's a basket, He's to his.
Speaker 1: Norwegian princess and has an unrivaled passion for the port Lincolns.
Speaker 1: Out there, Egels and please welcome King Kyle Charmers.
Speaker 3: Oh so one known that Kyle Chalmers.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Carl, good morning, Oh Paris, My goodness, you
Speaker 1: did us so proud once again, tell us about the
Speaker 1: experience it was.
Speaker 4: It was an incredible experience.
Speaker 5: Obviously, the Olympic Games is something that you work so
Speaker 5: hard for for so long, so be there and be
Speaker 5: a part of the action again with special and yeah,
Speaker 5: this time I really made sure to blow blow things
Speaker 5: down a little bit and enjoy the Olympic experience. You know,
Speaker 5: you never know have many more I'll get to if
Speaker 5: I get to another one, so I really want to
Speaker 5: to make sure I made the most of it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I loved every second this sum a round.
Speaker 3: So mate, just to touch on that straight away.
Speaker 6: Did it feel like there was was it a room
Speaker 6: or was there a feeling this was going to be
Speaker 6: your last Olympics? But you haven't put an end date
Speaker 6: out there at all, have you?
Speaker 5: No, I've never put an end date out there, so
Speaker 5: it's kind of random.
Speaker 4: That people kept thinking it would be.
Speaker 5: My last Olympics and that I'd be retiring. Obviously I've
Speaker 5: been around for three of them now and there's only
Speaker 5: been one Australian male go to four Olympics in swimming,
Speaker 5: So Jesus, maybe the stats through against me, but for me,
Speaker 5: I love my sport, I love swimming, I love the lifestyle.
Speaker 5: So I'm definitely going to keep swimming for as long
Speaker 5: as I possibly can. So fingers crossed, I make it
Speaker 5: to La and then who knows what happens after that.
Speaker 1: So cale you would have been a teenager for your
Speaker 1: first Olympics. If you go through to Brisbane, I think
Speaker 1: you'll be around thirty four. What a vastly different experience
Speaker 1: for you as a teenager into your thirty swimming at
Speaker 1: your fourth Olympics.
Speaker 4: It'd be crazy. Now, well would you must bear as
Speaker 4: La before that? Twenty twenty eighth, so.
Speaker 2: Goodness formation.
Speaker 3: Skip the Olympics.
Speaker 2: I just skipped over four year.
Speaker 4: Sorry Carl, You're good.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I think even now, like a from an
Speaker 5: eighteen year old to what I experienced this year as
Speaker 5: a twenty six year old, Like, it's a very different experience.
Speaker 5: And obviously my life is now, my priorities have changed
Speaker 5: a little bit, and what you what you get out
Speaker 5: of the competition kind of changes as well. But I
Speaker 5: think it's very beneficial being an older athlete that feeling
Speaker 5: your games like you, I've been there, done it before,
Speaker 5: so the pressure and expectation feels a little bit less.
Speaker 4: And you know how to handle yourself a little bit more. So, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I enjoyed it.
Speaker 6: Can I ask you immediately after a competition, are you
Speaker 6: let's let loose type operator?
Speaker 3: Like does your diet go at the window?
Speaker 6: Do you have one or two weeks where you just
Speaker 6: sort of really let it go or do you always?
Speaker 6: Are you in shape to a month a year?
Speaker 4: Nah? I think this time around. Obviously it's a long time.
Speaker 5: Between in this Olympics and the next Olympics, So for
Speaker 5: me it's important that I have a little bit of
Speaker 5: a break and a little bit of a mental refresher
Speaker 5: and just try and be a human for a little bit.
Speaker 5: So not that my diet goes out of the window,
Speaker 5: but I do put on a little bit of weight
Speaker 5: because I'm not training and eating probably as much as
Speaker 5: I would be if I still was training. I'm not
Speaker 5: much of a junk food eater as it is, so
Speaker 5: still eating pretty healthy, but definitely putting on a few kilos,
Speaker 5: which is always annoying.
Speaker 1: You are obviously engaged to the Beautiful Ingboard as well.
Speaker 2: Have I said that completely incorrectly.
Speaker 5: You've done a better job than I would. I just
Speaker 5: call her nGy.
Speaker 2: So you've got a wedding coming up.
Speaker 1: You don't have a date, But does this mean you're
Speaker 1: going to hit the trading work side again to earn
Speaker 1: a bit of extra cash for the wedding?
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: I was actually considering calling my boss up today and
Speaker 5: seeing if I could go in there, but just got
Speaker 5: a few too many commitments still on in my first
Speaker 5: three days back in Adelaide in the last six months,
Speaker 5: So I'll probably get back.
Speaker 4: There next week. I reckon get back.
Speaker 5: On the tools, which I'm really excited to. Just probably
Speaker 5: decompressed and unwined. I think it's again just trying to
Speaker 5: bring the human side out of me and be back
Speaker 5: with my mates on the on the work side.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty excited for that.
Speaker 5: But yeah, wedding to plan at some point. Obviously just
Speaker 5: freshly engaged, so I didn't realize you have to then
Speaker 5: start planning the wedding straight away. But and he's pretty
Speaker 5: excited about it also.
Speaker 4: That's probably a her job. I think.
Speaker 6: Just be like the rest of us, Cayle and don't
Speaker 6: do much. You just turn up on the wedding day
Speaker 6: and you just say all the right things, look sharp
Speaker 6: and just be cold charmers and you'll be absolutely fine.
Speaker 4: That's the plan, I reckon.
Speaker 3: We are catching up with the one and know only
Speaker 3: Cole Charmers.
Speaker 1: Yes, and a little known fact about him hazy. He
Speaker 1: almost very much almost got lured to the AFL.
Speaker 3: I think we've spotted you having me to kick at
Speaker 3: a Port.
Speaker 4: Lincoln before, was it I did last year?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So I mean for some of the teams out
Speaker 3: there as well.
Speaker 6: You're not aligned to anyone, so they could add you
Speaker 6: to the list no points, you can just slot straight
Speaker 6: into a team for ahead of finals.
Speaker 5: Well you got to three games, but my heart lies
Speaker 5: with Lincoln South Eagles over over home. I'm on the
Speaker 5: board over there and one of the major sponsors of
Speaker 5: the footy clubs, So if I was ever to play
Speaker 5: football again, I'd be going straight home.
Speaker 4: To Port Lincoln.
Speaker 1: There was some suggestion Kyle, early on in your career
Speaker 1: that you might walk away from swimming and have a
Speaker 1: crack at an AFL career.
Speaker 2: Is that completely and utterly out of the question for you?
Speaker 4: It is out of the question now for sure.
Speaker 3: Was there a time, Yeah, there was definitely.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 5: I think swimming for me was my second passion, like
Speaker 5: I always wanted to be a football player and following
Speaker 5: my dad's footsteps.
Speaker 4: But twenty twenty I.
Speaker 5: Met with Geelong and did a big recruitment sit down
Speaker 5: about being a Category B rookie, and they said to me,
Speaker 5: if you're going to do it, you'd have to do
Speaker 5: it after Tokyo. And at that stage my shoulder was
Speaker 5: pretty stuff like I meet to have surgery on my shoulder,
Speaker 5: so I didn't know how I'd come back to swimming
Speaker 5: from that. So I strongly considered going down the foot
Speaker 5: footy paths and that was a cool experience being able
Speaker 5: to go through recruit a meeting with them, and then
Speaker 5: I went for a kick a footy with my great
Speaker 5: Sam Jacobs and he just said to me, you know,
Speaker 5: your top top one or two in the world and
Speaker 5: your sport. Do you really want to go to being
Speaker 5: forty fifth on an AFL list that never played a game?
Speaker 5: And I think that really resonated with me. So that
Speaker 5: train went out of the window at that stage and
Speaker 5: have never looked back, like I'm and.
Speaker 4: I'm a realist.
Speaker 5: Also, like, there's so many guys that trained their whole
Speaker 5: entire life to the AFL players, and there's so many
Speaker 5: talents that I went to school with that were way
Speaker 5: better than me and better than I ever would be,
Speaker 5: and they never made it to an AFL list. So
Speaker 5: I know that I would never have played a game
Speaker 5: if I was a Category B rookie. It would have
Speaker 5: just been sitting on a list and probably for a
Speaker 5: year and then be pretty lost with life. So I'm
Speaker 5: pretty glad that I stuck with swimming. I love it
Speaker 5: and I can't wait to continue on in it.
Speaker 6: Compare on contrasts the three Olympics that you've been to Paris,
Speaker 6: Where does it rates?
Speaker 5: Probably number one. I think Tokyo was challenging just because
Speaker 5: it was COVID and there was no people in the crowd.
Speaker 5: The rules were pretty strict, so that was pretty tough.
Speaker 5: And then Rio Rio was fantastic. But I think I
Speaker 5: was just too young to really understand what I was there,
Speaker 5: what I was doing, and what I was achieving, and
Speaker 5: what it meant to be an Olympian. So I think
Speaker 5: being able to go their third time around, like I
Speaker 5: said earlier, slow down and then enjoy the Olympic experience,
Speaker 5: it meant. It means so much to be me, to
Speaker 5: be an Olympian and to represent my country, and to
Speaker 5: then have success and stand on the podium like to
Speaker 5: come away with the silver metal individually and obviously a
Speaker 5: couple other relay medals, but that individual hundred freestyle makes
Speaker 5: me so proud. So paris number one for sure, and
Speaker 5: it's fresh in the memory also, so.
Speaker 3: That helps rust.
Speaker 1: I guess there was a bit of controversy posts swim.
Speaker 1: Were you sort of disappointed in that? Did you just
Speaker 1: want to sort of, you know, bask in the fact
Speaker 1: that you were a silver medalist and then there was
Speaker 1: all this stuff going on, and then the Chinese swimmer
Speaker 1: came out and said a few things. Did you just
Speaker 1: want it to be all about how you felt at
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. And I think I handled myself the
Speaker 4: best if possibly could, Like I was super proud of
Speaker 4: myself that, you know.
Speaker 5: I spoke to him in the martial room. I spoke
Speaker 5: to him in the pool as soon as the race
Speaker 5: was done. I shook his hand in the water, and
Speaker 5: then on the podium we shook hands and had a chat.
Speaker 5: And then I had a big chat with him and
Speaker 5: his coaches, obviously with a translator because he doesn't speak all.
Speaker 4: That much English.
Speaker 5: But I really felt that I'd done everything I could
Speaker 5: and conducted myself really well.
Speaker 4: And then that came out.
Speaker 5: In the media after one hundred freestyle, and I thought
Speaker 5: that's pretty pretty weird. And then I actually reached out
Speaker 5: to him because I was just getting thousands and thousands
Speaker 5: of Instagram messages and comments, and then they started targeting
Speaker 5: friends and family and it just became pretty stressful, especially
Speaker 5: when I was still competing for the four or five
Speaker 5: days after that.
Speaker 4: So it was a.
Speaker 5: Lot to probably take on and probably to at extent
Speaker 5: ruined that little moment for me, Like, I was so
Speaker 5: proud of my achievement and what had just happened, and
Speaker 5: then that all came out, which is a hard stressful thing.
Speaker 4: To go through.
Speaker 5: And then but to be fair to credit, he did
Speaker 5: he did speak to the media and turned it all
Speaker 5: down in the end and that it wasn't true and
Speaker 5: must be miscommunicated or whatnot. So that was that was
Speaker 5: really good of him. And since then everything's calmed down again,
Speaker 5: so I'm actually able to kind of reflect positively and
Speaker 5: enjoy the moment again.
Speaker 2: See that miscommunication.
Speaker 1: My first thought is that translator maybe wasn't saying exactly
Speaker 1: what you were saying him on the right message, and
Speaker 1: maybe that's where it all went pair shape.
Speaker 4: No idea, but it was very confusing.
Speaker 6: Cole, before we let you go, you've been doing this
Speaker 6: for a long time now, and so you're in it
Speaker 6: and you might be used to it. Do you understand
Speaker 6: the enormity of what you've done and just what you
Speaker 6: are achieving? Like that might sound like a silly question,
Speaker 6: but have you had a chance, Like how do you
Speaker 6: realize these outrageous things that you're doing for this country?
Speaker 5: I have no idea. I think that I just do it,
Speaker 5: like at the moment, it's my job and my passion
Speaker 5: and what I love to do.
Speaker 4: It's almost it's.
Speaker 5: Almost like having a hobby really, But I think it
Speaker 5: might come until I've finished something that I'm able to
Speaker 5: reflect on my career. And there is times when I
Speaker 5: sit down and try to reflect and be like this,
Speaker 5: this is incredible what I've achieved. But also there's always
Speaker 5: the next in competition and the next thing you're working
Speaker 5: hard for, so you kind of bring the metal home
Speaker 5: and put it up in the box and tuck it
Speaker 5: away in the cupboard and not there it for a
Speaker 5: long time again. So I think it'll be once I've
Speaker 5: finished something that I'm able to reflect fully on what
Speaker 5: I have achieved. And it is crazy, I think, but
Speaker 5: probably needs some time to break.
Speaker 4: It all down.
Speaker 6: Hey, by the way, there's only one King Kyle, and
Speaker 6: he comes from Port Lincoln exactly.
Speaker 2: Very proud forlancod boy, Kyle Charms.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for spending some time with us.
Speaker 1: Good luck with all the wedding preparations that you will
Speaker 1: have absolutely nothing to do with, but we we love
Speaker 1: speaking to you.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, appreciate thanks so much having me on.
Speaker 1: It has been a massive, massive news week, so it's
Speaker 1: been very busy in our respective newsrooms, no doubt about that.
Speaker 1: So you can imagine the comic relief when last night
Speaker 1: we were all getting it.
Speaker 2: Are TV's attuned to Channel ten, We're about to.
Speaker 1: Watch the fruits of our labor and we're coming off
Speaker 1: the back of the Bowld and the beautiful and Ridges
Speaker 1: lying in bed with his new girlfriend and they're just
Speaker 1: heavily discussing the fact that nothing is ever going to
Speaker 1: come between them, and then something dramatic happens and the
Speaker 1: door opens and she screams, and that is the leading
Speaker 1: to ten years. First, have a listen. Tonight, former leader
Speaker 1: unleashed David Spears makes bold claims about Liberal Party annihilation. Well, Kate, God,
Speaker 1: because Kate wouldn't have known that was coming.
Speaker 2: She would have heard it in her ear.
Speaker 1: She would have been like, what.
Speaker 3: Oh that is classic reach too. By the way, isn't
Speaker 3: it always came himself in trouble? What an absolute love rat?
Speaker 1: I know? And he wasn't with Brook last night, and
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, oh, I just need to get up to speed.
Speaker 2: It wasn't with Brook, wasn't with Taylor oh Man.
Speaker 3: Leader.
Speaker 6: Now that we've got your attention, here's the news headline.
Speaker 3: The Liberal leadership, well played, bold and beautiful.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's talk about Dan Houston because unfortunately last night
Speaker 6: went to the AFL appeals bald and a pause rather
Speaker 6: and it was upheld.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so five games suspension stands. Which man Stan Houston.
Speaker 6: As it stands, probably has played his last game, not
Speaker 6: just for this season but maybe for fort don't.
Speaker 1: Well. Can I just say, all Australian defender two, what
Speaker 1: does that do to their Grand Final hopes?
Speaker 6: I think it does plenty to be honest, because to
Speaker 6: to talk like other people talk, Dan Houston's a freak.
Speaker 6: He's a bit of a unicorn, and not just his skills,
Speaker 6: so I rate him his top handful best kicks in
Speaker 6: the AFL, but also described as from decept.
Speaker 2: Mark the sexiest kick in the air.
Speaker 6: He's got a gorgeous kick. It makes me really like football.
Speaker 6: If you've got the boying sound effect in their Zoey
Speaker 6: back in.
Speaker 2: The studio, who you'll know what it does.
Speaker 6: So he's crucial in that back line. Ryan Burton probably
Speaker 6: comes back this weekend. But there's only a handful of
Speaker 6: all Australian defenders. Dan Houston's one of them.
Speaker 3: He's very very good.
Speaker 2: It's only one Dan.
Speaker 1: Sadly you haven't heard from Dan this week because it's
Speaker 1: fair to say everything that happened has happened, has hit
Speaker 1: him really, really hard, and you can understand him not
Speaker 1: wanting to front the media.
Speaker 6: Yeah, one hundred percent because and we said it yesterday.
Speaker 6: He's a really good guy guy. He's a really normal guy.
Speaker 6: So when you see all these character references about him
Speaker 6: being so positive, that's not blooney. He's a really upstanding
Speaker 6: footballer and person. So yeah, no doubt he'll be taking
Speaker 6: it really hard. Last night was interesting because I was
Speaker 6: trying to argue that the initial hit once again wasn't
Speaker 6: high and it wouldn't be classified as high. So they
Speaker 6: had new evidence, new steel shots to try and prove
Speaker 6: that he got him sort of.
Speaker 1: Mid rift but used a paint can analogy. Yeah, something
Speaker 1: about the lid coming off a paint can, but the
Speaker 1: lid is still a part of the paint can.
Speaker 2: Excuse me very much.
Speaker 3: There's a few question marks that that tactic.
Speaker 1: Was the big Julux dog out the front of the
Speaker 1: court room.
Speaker 6: What what It must have got to the stage where
Speaker 6: they're like, we gotta try something, we gotta try something. Wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 6: it's like my son when you're like, mate, it's bad times.
Speaker 3: Wait wait I'm thirsty.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait, it's a paintcad.
Speaker 3: Alright mate, I'm thisening. Oh so that's a shame because
Speaker 3: we're hoping.
Speaker 6: Obviously port will hope for three games, which means he
Speaker 6: would definitely plan a grand final if they got there.
Speaker 6: Four games would have given a glimmer of hope. But
Speaker 6: now five games it is absolutely squashed. Big question marks
Speaker 6: now and if Paul can probably make it's that important.
Speaker 2: Mate. Crouch probably about his fifth night in ya, how's
Speaker 2: it young?
Speaker 6: Gosh, no doubt right now, he's probably missing one or
Speaker 6: two teeth at neck, tattoos will be just starting to dry.
Speaker 3: You'll have a few mates in there, a few connections.
Speaker 6: So look, he's going to be a dangerous young man
Speaker 6: when he gets out, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: What a bad boy.
Speaker 2: Bad boy.
Speaker 3: Has anyone checked on the Port Adelaide supporter's hat as well?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's the got severe concussion.
Speaker 1: It's still in the Rah's an induced comer.
Speaker 3: Wow, watch this space.
Speaker 2: What a vicious hat assault that was.
Speaker 6: We'll give you updates as soon as they come to hand.
Speaker 6: By news read Abbey in the newsroom. Unbelievable week it's
Speaker 6: been though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been. It's been.
Speaker 1: It's been intense, but also mildly ridiculous.
Speaker 6: It's just a showdown that keeps on giving and we
Speaker 6: will probably keep on talking about it until Saturday night
Speaker 6: when the Crows play, and then Sunday when Port Adelaid plays.
Speaker 6: Absolutely why not, because here's another thing. Matthew Nicks is
Speaker 6: now going to speak today instead of Mitch Hinge because
Speaker 6: obviously there's going to be a lot of aftermark for
Speaker 6: Josh Shelley getting dropped?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? Anyone will ask a question about that?
Speaker 3: I hope, So we'll see watch this space, I think so.
Speaker 1: And get it right because I can attest to his firsthand.
Speaker 1: If you ask Nixie a question he doesn't like it,
Speaker 1: he will look at you like you are an absolute moral.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for breathing.
Speaker 6: So this is going to be a very interesting space
Speaker 6: today to see that Matthew Nicks has to say about
Speaker 6: that situation with Shelley.
Speaker 3: So there you go.
Speaker 6: There's still a lot of football news circulating benefit it
Speaker 6: is this story that will keep on giving false headlines,
Speaker 6: probably until the end of time.
Speaker 3: That's what it feels like.
Speaker 1: Aren't the gossip mags having an absolute field day?
Speaker 6: My god, They're just sitting there and like, here we go.
Speaker 6: What has an inside source of a source told this
Speaker 6: sauce who's related to someone close to the sorce?
Speaker 1: And then what did the tomato sauce say to the
Speaker 1: barbecue sauce who knows.
Speaker 6: They're in direct competition? Ull believable stuff. They'll just keep
Speaker 6: on coming through. So the recent one that I saw
Speaker 6: was that Ben Affleck spotted with X Jennifer Garner hours
Speaker 6: before divorce is filed with Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 3: And you're like, that's the mother of his children. They're
Speaker 3: going to see each other every now and then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not unusual for a dad to pick up
Speaker 1: his cues from the X.
Speaker 6: It's just ridiculous. And also, I mean keeping you out
Speaker 6: for this one. Watch your screens. This all hit in
Speaker 6: about half an hour's time, breaking. A source close to
Speaker 6: Lopez claims this singer recently said I'm sick of this
Speaker 6: sack of crap always moving around the house.
Speaker 3: That makes sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's always angry, still sad all the time.
Speaker 3: I think that was via TMZ.
Speaker 6: Yeah, expect this to drop by the Daily Mail in
Speaker 6: a matter of moments as well.
Speaker 3: This one is a little bit shocking.
Speaker 6: The last straw, Lopez tells a friend close to a source,
Speaker 6: Affleck was recently caught cutting his toe nails whilst sitting
Speaker 6: on the toilet. This has pushed Lopez over the edge.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: To be fair, that's grounds for divorce in any.
Speaker 3: Relationship, isn't it.
Speaker 6: And finally, this one, which I think a lot of
Speaker 6: wives can probably connect with. Expect this to hit possibly
Speaker 6: the Daily Mail, possibly TMZ who knows, just scour this
Speaker 6: one on the internet. Exposed Affleck poosed with door open. Furious,
Speaker 6: Lopez says, enough is enough. That's when she said, do
Speaker 6: you know what? It's time to file for divorce.
Speaker 2: So she said, I want to go back to being
Speaker 2: Jenny from the block.
Speaker 6: Thank you, And look, we're not pushing any of this
Speaker 6: false news. But listen out there for all the lads,
Speaker 6: shut the door when you pop. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2: Were a long and happy marriage. Shut the door when
Speaker 2: your shit.
Speaker 3: Interesting time of the week right now, Yeah, I'd like.
Speaker 1: To I'd just like to reflect on everything that's happened
Speaker 1: and pay homage to the beautiful work that you do
Speaker 1: each and every Monday to Friday.
Speaker 6: Andrew Hays, you look me in the eye and you
Speaker 6: say it's called feedback. Sweaty always an interesting space. This
Speaker 6: is the week that was in the beautiful eyes of
Speaker 6: Jerdy Oddie.
Speaker 2: Dear diary.
Speaker 1: Well, this week was big, you guys, as we promised
Speaker 1: to maybe but possibly not unlikely we will but potentially
Speaker 1: could give away but not really one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1: Someone take the air siren off, hazy please do.
Speaker 3: You want to win?
Speaker 1: These guys are breaking the words our Andrew took far
Speaker 1: too much interest in my lady parts.
Speaker 3: You're listening out for a choice of art song. Do
Speaker 3: you feel like that could happen just after seven o'clock?
Speaker 2: Just wait, let me just tune into my body. Yes
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm feeling them. I'm feeling that in your waters
Speaker 6: as well. That's strange, isn't it.
Speaker 3: That's gress. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: Probably asked you not to fill my waters ever again.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you're off in a different direction.
Speaker 2: This was also big.
Speaker 1: My husband cheated on me this week, you guys, not really,
Speaker 1: just in my dream.
Speaker 6: That's probably the only space where we can say that
Speaker 6: we're victims.
Speaker 3: We can't control what you dream about it.
Speaker 1: I was the victim in the dream because I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I've got to start again. And in
Speaker 1: my dream, I was like, this is going to be
Speaker 1: my third marriage.
Speaker 2: What are you doing wrong?
Speaker 3: Goodness me? I could have run through a checklist now,
Speaker 3: So any other gregs out.
Speaker 1: There, Hazy confuse vegans with gluten free.
Speaker 2: The Port Admiral Hotel.
Speaker 1: Great for gluten free, which is very important for the
Speaker 1: audience at the moment. We have a little Celiac in
Speaker 1: our househ suddenly gluten free.
Speaker 3: As a Thigan gets a go that's nice.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. Got nothing to do with being a vegetari.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Now let's head to some of Bay where
Speaker 1: we all said rip Felicity's.
Speaker 2: Say goodbye to her.
Speaker 1: In her hospital feed they had to turn the last
Speaker 1: support machines off.
Speaker 6: Who's Felicity and what's going on? It was so I
Speaker 6: didn't know the last sport machines located on Summer Baby.
Speaker 3: It was a sleepy little beach down.
Speaker 1: She had an aneurysm. She was just standing there, mine
Speaker 1: your own business.
Speaker 3: I'm about to have an Aneurysm.
Speaker 1: We reminisced about the time you too released that huge
Speaker 1: album Songs of Innocence.
Speaker 2: But I had to redeem himself after he forced his
Speaker 2: music on the entire planet. Remember that when it dropped
Speaker 2: into a thing and he couldn't.
Speaker 3: Get rid of it. It was a gift, but it
Speaker 3: was one of those gifts.
Speaker 6: It was much like when you cat brings in half
Speaker 6: a rat and you're like, this is disgusting, and the
Speaker 6: cat's like, excuse me, sweetie, that's a gift.
Speaker 1: Songs a song, song, song brought me absolutely devastation once again.
Speaker 3: On your berdy.
Speaker 5: What a journey an good stuff mate, that we got
Speaker 5: carried along the finish life.
Speaker 3: But I guess what win's a wind score to eleven nineteen.
Speaker 1: I'm furious about that because I said it the second time.
Speaker 2: You have to give that.
Speaker 1: You have to really simply don't because you have to
Speaker 1: get it right the first time.
Speaker 3: Ben, Can you please thank Jody for that win.
Speaker 7: Thank you very much for your help.
Speaker 4: But we got hearing you.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, okay, Ben. I'm sure you're a
Speaker 1: lovely man, but on this occasion I will say shut.
Speaker 2: Up there meantime, off air.
Speaker 1: We also spoke about animals that turn your partner off
Speaker 1: or on.
Speaker 2: Am I right, Suit?
Speaker 6: Is it true that sometimes this snake will lay itself
Speaker 6: next to you because it's sizing you up, they can
Speaker 6: swallow you.
Speaker 3: Have you heard that? Really? Have you heard that before?
Speaker 4: Suit?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: I have popa and I understand that to be true.
Speaker 6: Have you ever woken up in the middle of night
Speaker 6: and you've been half consumed by maline?
Speaker 3: Maybe not that snake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of animals, welcome to Pest Control one O
Speaker 1: one with Andrew Killer Hayes.
Speaker 2: Not here to you know what to spiders?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 6: Collect them and put them outside so they can go
Speaker 6: back to their families. Yeah, that's what I tell the kids.
Speaker 3: Might catch a spider. Oh, they're just not visiting their family.
Speaker 1: Squad and Matt Crouch got arrested in charge with flicking
Speaker 1: at port supporter's hat off at the showdown.
Speaker 3: What's he going to do? What's he going to do?
Speaker 1: And it was hot Crouch, What a bad boy?
Speaker 3: The mug show.
Speaker 1: And Abby made sense of the big Benefit split. I
Speaker 1: guess the message here though, is no matter how lonely
Speaker 1: or old you're getting, don't go back to your ex.
Speaker 2: Soorry to our boy Crouchy.
Speaker 3: Shows.
Speaker 1: My friend Ben shut up, sorry about that, mate, Go
Speaker 1: off this weekend Kings and Queens All my love Jody's.
Speaker 3: Battle of Baners.
Speaker 6: The Battle of the Bangers used to be my little
Speaker 6: bunny and now you have taken that from me.
Speaker 2: It's actually given you that impression. I won it last year.
Speaker 1: I won the whole thing last year on the Queen
Speaker 1: the Battle of the Bangers.
Speaker 2: You got off to a flyer this year.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is DejaVu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got.
Speaker 6: To fly last year as well. Yeah, and you came
Speaker 6: home strong. What's going on? I am Sydney's once, Yes
Speaker 6: you are. I'm about to absolutely prove the bed in.
Speaker 1: The finals, which is good because dresses we were as well.
Speaker 1: So you're all red and white.
Speaker 3: Like heritage Sydney, Sydney South Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Okay, so for the uninitiated, we both choose the song.
Speaker 2: It goes head to head.
Speaker 1: You get to vote for it on the Johnny and
Speaker 1: Hazy Instagram page.
Speaker 2: We have a theme eachin every week.
Speaker 1: This week's theme is fight on the back of Showdown,
Speaker 1: where just everyone was going at it every which direction
Speaker 1: that you looked in the crowd with the mascots, with
Speaker 1: Matt Crouch, with Joshua Shelley in.
Speaker 3: Incluting Adelaide's number one bad boy, Matt Crouch.
Speaker 6: Of course, who is what night four or five in
Speaker 6: Yatler Yeah five now.
Speaker 1: But it's good because he's made friends with Benny and
Speaker 1: selbu H.
Speaker 2: He's got a bit of protection in there.
Speaker 3: Ship's at Bullhead. They called Bennie very dangerous characters.
Speaker 1: Also luckily for Matt Crouch a big Adelaide Crows fan,
Speaker 1: so he's offered to provide protection.
Speaker 3: Excellent. It's great because that's the sort of allies you
Speaker 3: need in jail.
Speaker 1: And also, we don't know how long Matt Crouch is
Speaker 1: going to be in there for committing the crime of
Speaker 1: flicking your hat off a Port Adelaide supporter.
Speaker 2: Who knows.
Speaker 6: Look, if you asked for it, all that supporters, he
Speaker 6: should be given life because what he did was just
Speaker 6: almost unforgivable. Man, How how can that hat possibly live
Speaker 6: a normal life after it got belt at that heart?
Speaker 2: I completely understand.
Speaker 6: That hat's still in concussion protocols. We don't know if
Speaker 6: it's in hospital right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, all right, Well, think of the hats everybody.
Speaker 6: All right, your song, Jodes, you chose Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Yes, thanks for introducing my song.
Speaker 3: By the way, the link to Fighting well.
Speaker 1: Because there was that massive few between Taylor Swift and
Speaker 1: also Katie Perry over backup dances back in the day
Speaker 1: bad blood that buried the hatchet. Now, thank god for that.
Speaker 1: Because you hate see a high profile between two beautiful ladies.
Speaker 6: No, we hate seeing all that sort of spice come
Speaker 6: out in the media.
Speaker 3: That's not interesting at all.
Speaker 1: And you've just gone a really obvious song because he's
Speaker 1: got Fighting the title Beastie Boys.
Speaker 3: Let's hear it.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 6: I really want this song to win because I think
Speaker 6: it's an awesome song and I just just might surprise you.
Speaker 6: But that Taylor Swift song that you played before, I've
Speaker 6: actually heard it before, have you. Yeah, I've heard it
Speaker 6: played before, so I just haven't heard this song for
Speaker 6: a farewell.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's quite a niche market that you've
Speaker 1: gone for this week.
Speaker 2: I mean you've targeted the.
Speaker 1: Seventeen eighteen year old boys that are going out this
Speaker 1: weekend and.
Speaker 2: Yes, looking to get on it.
Speaker 1: That's your market, yes, and hopefully they've voted accordingly, that's small,
Speaker 1: little select group.
Speaker 3: And you've targeted Planet Earth collective Taylor Swift fans. Great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you wonder why you're trailing at this point.
Speaker 6: Gosh, fifty six to forty four percent of you're winning
Speaker 6: right now, okay, which would take you what to fifteen
Speaker 6: to thirty.
Speaker 2: Don't get ahead of yourself.
Speaker 1: God, still, this still twenty six minutes before the die
Speaker 1: is cast and your fate is known.
Speaker 6: All right, winning song will be in OUs Like you
Speaker 6: said at eight o'clock this morning, Please don't for min
Speaker 6: at Jody and Hayes on Instagram, joj you.
Speaker 3: Better believe it doesn't matter where we are.
Speaker 6: Even when we're at Jill Kenny Primary School for Friday's
Speaker 6: Live your school, we will still speak to Ryan Fitchy
Speaker 6: Fitzgerald Friday.
Speaker 7: Yeah, guys, sorry, I'm on the phone, but this is
Speaker 7: my one phone call from Yatlas.
Speaker 8: So do you guys know any good lawyers?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Can you say hello to Matt Crouch for us? Please?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Crouchy Granya high.
Speaker 8: Mate.
Speaker 7: I would have done that at a port supporter as well.
Speaker 4: See in the cell.
Speaker 8: You know what I love Crouchy's passionate and Crousey was
Speaker 8: the one that went over, and obviously a few of
Speaker 8: the boys went over after eyes that got knocked out,
Speaker 8: But yeah, he probably you know what, you can front
Speaker 8: up to a port supporter, but you don't have to
Speaker 8: knock his hat off us, see you.
Speaker 7: But I do love Crouch, his passion.
Speaker 6: I just I just I've known of worse experiences and
Speaker 6: I've spoken about this before Fitzy, but I know it's
Speaker 6: a different level. But in the sand for my first year,
Speaker 6: so I would have made two thousand and six, my
Speaker 6: housemate at the time was having a bit of a
Speaker 6: wrestle on the sideline with a Port Adelaide supporter and
Speaker 6: then all of a sudden, bang he got knocked in
Speaker 6: the head. And you're like, which port adelaid play did
Speaker 6: that come from? It was a supporter who leant over
Speaker 6: the fence, punched him in the head and then ran off.
Speaker 8: My gosh, We'll going out to Elizabeth was always a
Speaker 8: pretty scary time, hazy for any visiting footballer, that's for sure.
Speaker 8: I like getting spat on elbowed in the head.
Speaker 7: And that was just from your planet's Chewy do that.
Speaker 8: I just took him a couple time.
Speaker 3: Chew he wasn't he your brick?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: And Eugene, why are you used to do it for
Speaker 7: me as well?
Speaker 8: Back in the.
Speaker 6: Day, Eugene, Eugene had some mart Eugene.
Speaker 1: Fitzy, did you ever have any run ins with supporters though,
Speaker 1: because I just for the record, I think this thing
Speaker 1: is so ridiculous, Like, no one got assaulted except for
Speaker 1: that poor hash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they had some cushion protocols.
Speaker 7: By the way, Yeah, are you talking about the mascot.
Speaker 6: The mascot you forgot about Paul Tommy Thunder.
Speaker 8: Tommy Tommy Thunder had a blood nose.
Speaker 4: But you know the worst thing when you're wearing.
Speaker 7: The mascot out, no one.
Speaker 8: Knows you've got a blood nose. You're trying to point
Speaker 8: to your nose, trying to say to someone, I think
Speaker 8: I've broken my nose. But everyone's going, oh, look, how funny.
Speaker 7: Actions, Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 6: Look he's making those gargling sounds. He's literally choking on
Speaker 6: his own blood.
Speaker 7: You know, I have I told you the story of
Speaker 7: Terry the Termite.
Speaker 8: No, so when we were younger, right, you know, Terry
Speaker 8: the termite? Where was it was it just it was
Speaker 8: just outside was a crossroads, cross road or only road,
Speaker 8: good Wood road, good would road right, and we're group
Speaker 8: of mates on our pea plates and we went past
Speaker 8: yourry the termine.
Speaker 7: We said, let's go, and let's go and kidnap Terry.
Speaker 8: We did a uie, came back and we grabbed Terry
Speaker 8: and put Terry in. Unfortunately, when we took Terry's head off,
Speaker 8: it was a young teenage girl and she wasn't too happy,
Speaker 8: so we then had to pull the car over, apologized profusely,
Speaker 8: and we said so sorry, Terry will never do that again.
Speaker 7: But it was Terina at the termite. I was thinking,
Speaker 7: what are they using it?
Speaker 4: I just thought it was an older man in there.
Speaker 3: But it happens all the time. You'd be amazed at
Speaker 3: how many times that's happened to Terry.
Speaker 2: When mascot kidnappings go wrong.
Speaker 1: There was a rumor going around Fitz that, not that
Speaker 1: you would ever condone building a mascot, but there.
Speaker 2: Was a rumor going around that Thunder actually gave the
Speaker 2: finger to the.
Speaker 1: It's unconfirmed, but that is the room circulating around Adelaide.
Speaker 8: You are a Channel ten reporter, I'd be running that.
Speaker 8: I'd be running that on tonight's broadcast.
Speaker 7: You know what, every now and then? That would it
Speaker 7: has to be the worst job of all time being
Speaker 7: a mascot. You can imagine the slander, the stuff that
Speaker 7: people sling at you, They throw bes on you. Yeah,
Speaker 7: you're allowed to have a crack every now and then,
Speaker 7: aren't you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I back in the day, so that was eleven.
Speaker 6: I was an overboy a couple of times. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: it is not fun underneath in that suit.
Speaker 2: Hang on, yeah, overboys not real.
Speaker 3: I think we're all over boy deep down. Aren't we.
Speaker 2: Know that you've worked here longer than what you have fixed?
Speaker 8: Did you know that well, over.
Speaker 7: Boy was supposed to be an amazing dancer, So I
Speaker 7: don't know why they got you to get into the suit.
Speaker 3: And that's when over boys accused of being drunk too
Speaker 3: left fast.
Speaker 2: Over Boys amate again.
Speaker 7: Over boys will be born, if you know what I'm hearing.
Speaker 3: Hey, Fitzzi, thank you so much. We appreciate you jumping
Speaker 3: on board with us.