Speaker 1: We get you money every day, every lady, Gentleman adelaides,
Speaker 1: I don't know jokes.
Speaker 2: It is Men's Mental Health Week, and you know that
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of the next guest, and that
Speaker 2: is Channel seven's Hamish mcgonchlain, because I think that he
Speaker 2: is probably the best communicator in the business. So, first
Speaker 2: of all, ham good morning to you. Thanks for jumping
Speaker 2: on board with us.
Speaker 3: Hazy Jodes, I'm not sure whether my wife would agree
Speaker 3: with you, but I appreciate the sentiment.
Speaker 2: I watched the way that you go about things, and
Speaker 2: in a time where it's more and more important for
Speaker 2: men to communicate how we're feeling and things like that,
Speaker 2: you do it better than most. So it is Men's
Speaker 2: Mental Health Week. Can I ask you it's a pretty
Speaker 2: poor question, but in terms of the way that you
Speaker 2: talk about these things, and in terms of the progression
Speaker 2: that men are making in this space, do you think
Speaker 2: that we're getting somewhere?
Speaker 3: I think, absolutely, Hazy, we're getting somewhere. When I'm forty
Speaker 3: nine fifty in August. When I was growing up, this
Speaker 3: subject was almost taboo. We didn't really discuss at all.
Speaker 3: Your timing of the phone calls great in the fact
Speaker 3: that this morning I have a good made of mind
Speaker 3: Justin Kazitzki, who if you've watched Unfielded, he's spoken about
Speaker 3: how he's really battled over the journey and he's tried
Speaker 3: to take his life before he comes and gives my
Speaker 3: nine year old kicking lessons on the oval in front
Speaker 3: of our house. I always go and get coffees. On
Speaker 3: the way back from getting a coffee, I ran into
Speaker 3: a mate and he said, is that out there? And
Speaker 3: I said that's Justin Kazizski. Do you know his story?
Speaker 3: And he said no, And we spoke about it now
Speaker 3: af about five or six minutes. He was teary and
Speaker 3: I think it's just good to be discussed. And he
Speaker 3: said everyone's got a story, don't they? And I said, well, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3: But the fact that I get Cozy to kick not
Speaker 3: because I really want Lex to become a better kick.
Speaker 3: I certainly do want that to happen, but keep Cozy busy.
Speaker 3: And he's always said idle hands of the devil's tools.
Speaker 3: And the more he talks about his battle, the more
Speaker 3: people can help him. So it's okay, every Thursday, seven o'clock,
Speaker 3: I'll meet you here. We kick yeah, I mean long
Speaker 3: winded answer. But your question is are we better? I
Speaker 3: think absolutely the fact that we're all talking about this
Speaker 3: on radio and there's no uncomfortableness, and we've all got
Speaker 3: a mate that has suffered or is suffering, and the
Speaker 3: more we talk about I think the easier it is
Speaker 3: for all.
Speaker 4: Hamish, we're going to get you to stick around if
Speaker 4: that's okay. This is a really important conversation and we
Speaker 4: want to hear some more from you.
Speaker 2: More from Hamish maclachlin from Channel seven. After this, it's
Speaker 2: Jodie and Hazy on nob Hamis.
Speaker 4: It's a really interesting week on a personal level for
Speaker 4: me because I have a school friend who is to
Speaker 4: look at you would think happy, go lucky, and he
Speaker 4: is struggling so badly. And I think the question that
Speaker 4: I have and that most people have, is what do
Speaker 4: you say?
Speaker 5: What do you do?
Speaker 4: Because it feels really helpless to sit back and watch
Speaker 4: someone be so mean to themselves. If that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not sure if there is a silver bullet
Speaker 3: for what it is that you do or say, but
Speaker 3: I think them knowing that you know jod'es and you
Speaker 3: checking in regularly and walking and talking and just sometimes
Speaker 3: it's a touch as much as anything. Oh ring cozy
Speaker 3: or got a great mate that's really battling at the moment,
Speaker 3: similar it'll just be And sometimes the phone doesn't get
Speaker 3: picked up, and that's when you worry. But I think
Speaker 3: it's just a constant contact and the knowing that people care.
Speaker 3: I think when you are alone and suffering and you're
Speaker 3: afraid to talk about it or a shamed to talk
Speaker 3: about it because you've got mental ill health, I think
Speaker 3: things get a lot darker and stormier. But when you
Speaker 3: know that there's people around you that want you to
Speaker 3: feel better and be better, I think it's an easier journey.
Speaker 3: So your friend that is really battling, if it's in
Speaker 3: complete silence, I think it's part of the fact that
Speaker 3: you know and they know you know, and there is
Speaker 3: a platform and a bridge to walk across and talk
Speaker 3: and to the canvas as well. I think that's just
Speaker 3: got to be a healthy thing. I've got a couple
Speaker 3: of brothers that I'm very close to. They've lost a
Speaker 3: couple of brothers this year, and we try and talk
Speaker 3: and walk and I share things that I find that
Speaker 3: may help them. And it's not an area that's uncomfortable
Speaker 3: for any of us. It's a reality that is disappointing
Speaker 3: for all of us. So okay, let's address it. Let's
Speaker 3: talk about it. I found Billy Bob Thornton was talking
Speaker 3: about how he'd lost a brother and he at any
Speaker 3: point in time, feels nothing other than at least fifty percent,
Speaker 3: said sometimes more. But that's his legacy at how he
Speaker 3: remembers his brother. So I thought, do I share this
Speaker 3: or not? And I send it to these two brothers
Speaker 3: and I both came back and said, that's exactly how
Speaker 3: I feel. So, you know, as opposed to not addressing
Speaker 3: and I'm not talking about it, you know, it's like
Speaker 3: you're not alone here. This is happening everywhere. Let's keep
Speaker 3: talking and let's keep sharing, and let's keep working. You know,
Speaker 3: I can't fix it, but you can probably make days easier.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And you know it's been a horror couple of years,
Speaker 4: particularly for form players in the AFL. What makes this
Speaker 4: so deeply personal for you?
Speaker 3: Hamish have friends that are no longer here and they
Speaker 3: you know, Spud was the first of my mates to
Speaker 3: take his own life. I knew that he was battling.
Speaker 3: We spoke about it. I thought he was in better
Speaker 3: shape than he clearly was. But the one thing new
Speaker 3: added to it, Joe's I'm sure hazy. You know, if
Speaker 3: you come into contact with two hundred people today, there's
Speaker 3: going to be a lot of those that have mental
Speaker 3: ill health in some way, shape or form. It's like
Speaker 3: having a headache or a broken arm, or a sore
Speaker 3: arm or a you know, it's just a part of
Speaker 3: our days. And the fact that now we are better
Speaker 3: at talking about is going to help. Like if I've
Speaker 3: got a headache, I still got a headache and go
Speaker 3: and address it. It's the same with mental ial health.
Speaker 3: It's like I'm not feeling good. I need to go
Speaker 3: and speak to someone, talk to someone, get the best
Speaker 3: professional advice that I can, or you know, just go
Speaker 3: for a walk with jokes. That sometimes helps as well.
Speaker 3: I think the other thing that I've learned is that
Speaker 3: no one's immune. It doesn't discriminate its attacks from every angle.
Speaker 3: And just because you've played three hundred games, or you
Speaker 3: live in a nice house, or your bank account is full,
Speaker 3: or you've got a terrific family with healthy kids, you're
Speaker 3: not immune to this by any stretch. And we need
Speaker 3: to be aware of that, and the kinder we are
Speaker 3: to each other, and the more interested we are in
Speaker 3: each other, and the more empathetic we are with each other.
Speaker 3: I think that's a starting point, and then then people
Speaker 3: feel comfortable to discuss where they are at in their
Speaker 3: lives and how potentially we can help.
Speaker 2: I've got to say listening to is therapeutic. I'd like
Speaker 2: to sit here and listen to you all morning. And Mate,
Speaker 2: I've got to say, well, I'm with this stuff and
Speaker 2: unfiltered on Channel seven because look, what's not you is
Speaker 2: someone seeing down with someone and having a chat. But
Speaker 2: to put it on such a platform where it's so powerful,
Speaker 2: you're making difference. So thank you very much, mate, it's awesome.
Speaker 3: Pleasure, Hazy Jades, thanks for talking. And if anyone's listening
Speaker 3: that is battling, find someone you're comfortable with them, tell
Speaker 3: them how you're feeling. And yeah, that's the first step,
Speaker 3: I hope.
Speaker 2: Now, Jodes, it's time to talk about someone who you
Speaker 2: have so much admiration for. So I couldn't be more sarcastic, No,
Speaker 2: I know, let's talk about Annie Knight, shall we? Yes?
Speaker 5: I can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So for people who aren't familiar with Annie Knight's work.
Speaker 2: Do tell Yeah, Well, she started on OnlyFans and now
Speaker 2: basically she's a sex worker, is she not? I don't know.
Speaker 2: She's a genuine porn star. She works in the X
Speaker 2: rated field, let's put.
Speaker 6: It that way.
Speaker 5: So I'm not entirely sure what's on her business card.
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure to she had business cards. Well,
Speaker 2: it turns out Joe's she can definitely afford business cards.
Speaker 2: She has revealed how much money she actually makes, and
Speaker 2: I'm always intrigued by how much some of these, well
Speaker 2: not just only fans, but maybe porn stars actually made.
Speaker 2: So she said, when she first started.
Speaker 4: On, it's not a thing that I dedicate a lot
Speaker 4: of my time too thinking about how much porn stares earn.
Speaker 5: But anyway, press, well.
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes one of us, then, I guess, she said.
Speaker 2: When she started Only Fans, she was making about five
Speaker 2: thousand dollars per month. Then when she got fired for
Speaker 2: doing only fans, she decided to do it full time,
Speaker 2: that is X rated stuff, and she was making about
Speaker 2: thirty thousand dollars per month. She went on the thing
Speaker 2: that put on the map, of course, was the big
Speaker 2: stunt where she betted five hundred and eighty three guys
Speaker 2: in one sitting. Okay, and since then she makes three
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Per month I'm not surprised, which.
Speaker 2: Equates to about three point five million dollars per year.
Speaker 4: And from all accounts, is very wise with her money
Speaker 4: and has invested and probably you know, has more money
Speaker 4: than most of us put together.
Speaker 2: She owns four properties, including one in Queensland, which she
Speaker 2: paid two point seven million dollars for.
Speaker 6: Wow, oh my very goodness.
Speaker 2: Okay, now you're judging her twenty seven years old four properties?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 4: Are we?
Speaker 5: It's not very bad, is it?
Speaker 2: She said? Did I get hospitalized for taking five hundred
Speaker 2: and eighty three guys and six hours? Yes? Do I
Speaker 2: regret it? No? Would I do it again? Also? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 2: So watch this space, so.
Speaker 4: Those speakers again, five hundred and eighty three and three hours,
Speaker 4: six hours, six hours.
Speaker 2: Six hours or three hours?
Speaker 6: Grow up?
Speaker 2: She's not a freak, Joe's I feel like we're all
Speaker 2: pretty up to date with what Ashley Madison is. It's
Speaker 2: been around for a long time now, two thousand and two.
Speaker 2: But basically, it is an online platform where you can
Speaker 2: go in and find yourself an affair, just to spae
Speaker 2: things up.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I've been wanting to say this all morning. Let's
Speaker 4: cross live to Toronto, Canada. The chief strategy officer of
Speaker 4: Ashley Madison, Paul Cabele, joins us.
Speaker 6: Now, good morning, Paul, Good morning everyone. How is Adelie
Speaker 6: doing today?
Speaker 5: We're going so well. Thank you. Now, do tell us
Speaker 5: what are people's primary.
Speaker 4: Motivators for jumping onto Ashley Madison and has it changed
Speaker 4: over the years.
Speaker 6: Well, I'll tell you. You know, obviously, we've been into
Speaker 6: business for more than twenty years and our primary audiences
Speaker 6: married people looking to expand their definition of monogamy, ideally
Speaker 6: people looking for an affair. And we've had independent research
Speaker 6: that looks at why do women cheap persons? Why do
Speaker 6: what men cheat? In eighty percent of the women on
Speaker 6: Ashley Madison in this research, we're coming to our site
Speaker 6: because they were in a sexless or orgasmless marriage, which
Speaker 6: is really a fascinating concept because basically, what these women
Speaker 6: were telling us and the research was that they're very
Speaker 6: happy in their primary relationship, but they're satisfact in the
Speaker 6: bedroom was such that, you know, they were very disappointing
Speaker 6: and we're looking at divorce, but that's not what they
Speaker 6: really wanted. They didn't want to leave their partner. They
Speaker 6: loved their family, they loved their life, they loved their suppose,
Speaker 6: but they just weren't getting what they needed, so they
Speaker 6: outsourced their intimate needs to us. But interestingly, people really
Speaker 6: struggle with this. Men were seeking emotional validation. That is
Speaker 6: the primary reason why men come to ours.
Speaker 2: No, Okay, it just sort of feels like that that
Speaker 2: should be all in reverse. Yeah, like I would have
Speaker 2: thought for man.
Speaker 6: Well, that's the expectation, that's the mythology. And that's why
Speaker 6: I do these kind of conversations is to help people
Speaker 6: understand what's really going on. I'm not here to convince
Speaker 6: you to enjoying. I'm here to tell you why people
Speaker 6: are joining in a weird way, I'm actually helping people
Speaker 6: avoid joining National Madison by detailing all the secrets of
Speaker 6: our members so you could avoid the pitfalls of why
Speaker 6: people end up on our set.
Speaker 4: So I didn't realize that mummy daddy time was so
Speaker 4: very important to women that your research is saying that
Speaker 4: they would end a marriage over it because they're not
Speaker 4: satisfied in that department.
Speaker 6: And is that right, one hundred percent. The idea of
Speaker 6: standing there, let's say age forty two, when you get
Speaker 6: too beautiful children, home and the house and the life,
Speaker 6: everything you wanted, and your sexual life is so dissatisfactory
Speaker 6: it's either non existing completely or you're never getting any
Speaker 6: satisfaction with it. That's a really long road to go,
Speaker 6: because now we're living fully sexual lives into your sixties, seventies,
Speaker 6: and percently even in their eighties, and the idea of another
Speaker 6: thirty or forty years of disappointing sex is too much
Speaker 6: to bear. And traditional counsel would tell you either compromise,
Speaker 6: live with that that sounds horrible, or divorce. Well, that's costly,
Speaker 6: and if I really love my partner in my spouse
Speaker 6: and my family, that's not really a great idea. So
Speaker 6: the whole idea of our business was predicated on this
Speaker 6: in essence, and we're offering a third path for a
Speaker 6: majority of our members to facilitate and maintain their primary relationship.
Speaker 4: I'm not disputing your research here, but in my experience
Speaker 4: as working mums in relationships around that age, most of
Speaker 4: us can't be bothered.
Speaker 5: Most of us are too exhausted.
Speaker 6: Why no, that's that's not true. You're too exhaustive for
Speaker 6: bad sex. You're not too exhaustive for good sex. That's
Speaker 6: the difference point if your partner is capable and willing
Speaker 6: and listen, men, please don't. I'm not blaming you. Holy
Speaker 6: This is a communication problem. This is not a male problem.
Speaker 6: This is an issue of partners not being able to
Speaker 6: be completely transparent about what's missing and how to fulfill
Speaker 6: those missing needs. And I think that is the driving
Speaker 6: force that you know ends up with a lot of
Speaker 6: people joining that she Madison. Listen, We've had more than
Speaker 6: ninety million people joining the site since we launched. There's
Speaker 6: a reason for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Paul, I'm exactly reading what you're saying. You're saying
Speaker 2: that Jodie's husband and Greg Arty's very bad sex. I
Speaker 2: get you, we can hear you.
Speaker 4: If you're going to cast that stone, you want to
Speaker 4: look in your own back research.
Speaker 6: Please, I am not going to pass any aspersions on
Speaker 6: his parriers whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Paul Keyble, the CSO of Actley Madison. Mate, we appreciate
Speaker 2: your time this morning because I feel like this is
Speaker 2: interesting if you want to go down this path, but
Speaker 2: also for people who wouldn't go down this path to
Speaker 2: get a bit of an understanding as to you know
Speaker 2: why people are exploring this, haven't you?
Speaker 5: Absolutely? Paul, thank you so very much for your time
Speaker 5: this morning. We really appreciate it.
Speaker 6: My pleasure.
Speaker 2: Time now to catch up with AFL Royalty. That he
Speaker 2: is Brad Johnson. Three hundred and sixty four games, three
Speaker 2: time Best and Fairest win and a six time All
Speaker 2: Australian and probably the best bit. Did it all with
Speaker 2: a smile on his face? Is that fair to say?
Speaker 7: Johnny good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good, good and all with beautiful red rosy
Speaker 4: cheeks too. You've got that lovely little pinch look on
Speaker 4: your cheeks, don't you.
Speaker 7: I do it actually working my favorite because all coaches
Speaker 7: thought I was working really hard as much what Ultimately,
Speaker 7: it's just one of those things that's the part of me.
Speaker 2: John You're you're part of the footy media landscape and
Speaker 2: have been for a long time. You do a sensational job.
Speaker 2: Right now, it's Jesus, it's really gone in a different direction.
Speaker 2: So the latest installment is Nazaia Wanganeen. Miller didn't want
Speaker 2: to go to the Crows. Apparently now he's refuted that claim.
Speaker 2: Does open to the Crows, not against tex Walker, this
Speaker 2: whole kerfuffle. How are you seeing it in your eyes?
Speaker 2: And are you comfortable with everything that's happening in the
Speaker 2: media landscape at the minute.
Speaker 7: Yes, I don't get caught up in it too much
Speaker 7: to be perfully go honest, and I stay in Malane,
Speaker 7: which is you know, obviously the football side of things
Speaker 7: and assessing the game on match day more importantly, so
Speaker 7: I don't get caught up in the other side of
Speaker 7: it too much. But one thing that has, you know,
Speaker 7: obviously in terms of having to change and change my mindset,
Speaker 7: has been player movement and the way that players are
Speaker 7: talking to other clubs in the season and you know,
Speaker 7: they're visiting facilities and they're they're obviously having you know,
Speaker 7: really open discussions around where they would like to be
Speaker 7: weighing their football in the in the future, and this
Speaker 7: is all this is all part of it, and it's
Speaker 7: just the nature of the beast is that you know,
Speaker 7: you've got so many people involved in it. You've got
Speaker 7: club got players, got managers and all those things, and
Speaker 7: eventually things just start to filter out into the into
Speaker 7: the media landscape. So you know, as always, you know
Speaker 7: majority of these things are are refuted, and in this
Speaker 7: scenario that you that you're talking about, I'm actually glad
Speaker 7: that both players have had a really open chat about
Speaker 7: this and just put on the table and ended that
Speaker 7: that part of the conversation. And now Nazai can can
Speaker 7: work out where his footy future lays, whether it is
Speaker 7: at Saint Kilda or whether it will be back in
Speaker 7: South Australia at one of the one of the Adelaide teams.
Speaker 2: Can I just ask, let's say my event, it was
Speaker 2: probably Footscray when you started, maybe three years in your
Speaker 2: career before it turned in the Western Bulldogs. Let's say
Speaker 2: after three years word got back to Footscray that a
Speaker 2: young Brad Johnson was looking around and shopping himself around.
Speaker 2: How would that have gone with your teammates?
Speaker 7: Well, if I was playing today, I definitely would have
Speaker 7: done it, specially for the for the coin that just
Speaker 7: get These days, we played in a real sweet spot.
Speaker 7: I always say that in terms of putting through the
Speaker 7: through the nineties and early two thousands, it was a
Speaker 7: it was a great part of the game to be
Speaker 7: associated with it at that particular time. But Lorty was
Speaker 7: a huge thing like back then, it would have brought
Speaker 7: the town down if a star player had said that
Speaker 7: he was going to sort of, you know, move a club.
Speaker 7: And when a player did get traded at the end
Speaker 7: of the year, it was a big story because it
Speaker 7: was something that didn't happen that often. You're either belisted
Speaker 7: and gone, you were never really traded. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 7: why I had to change my mindset and thinking around us,
Speaker 7: Brad very quickly.
Speaker 4: Maybe a one word answer from you. The Adelaide Crows
Speaker 4: flying at the moment literally, are they the real deal?
Speaker 7: Yes, that's good, Yes they are.
Speaker 4: And very aware that he's broadcasting into South Australia this morning.
Speaker 2: John, thank you so much for your time, mate. We
Speaker 2: appreciate you awesome.
Speaker 7: Thanks letting me on GOO all right, Brad.
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Speaker 5: Know what you need to know With Jody and Asy Wow.
Speaker 4: So one of the great romances of all time that
Speaker 4: have just experienced the biggest bus stuff have now reunited
Speaker 4: and kissed and made up. What.
Speaker 2: It's not confirmed whether Trump and Musk are back on,
Speaker 2: but must did tweet about twelve hours ago saying I
Speaker 2: regret some of my posts about President Trump last week.
Speaker 2: They went too far, and in particular I making islight.
Speaker 2: It all down to one tweet which licked him to
Speaker 2: the Epstein files and all sorts.
Speaker 5: Of things, so.
Speaker 4: Suggesting that Trump was in the files of a convicted sex.
Speaker 2: Trafficker, saying that's why they haven't come out yet, because
Speaker 2: he's in them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that went too far.
Speaker 2: That was going just a little bit too far, Like
Speaker 2: linking the president of the United States is one of
Speaker 2: the most heinous crimes that's ever been committed. Yeah, sorry, guys,
Speaker 2: went too far with that one.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you and I had a fight and I did that,
Speaker 4: if I publicly was like, oh you should see what
Speaker 4: legal files is, you'd be all right with them.
Speaker 2: This guy, I'd tell you what Epstein. Oh my gosh, yes, yes.
Speaker 5: She did go to Okay, Okay, I tell you he's
Speaker 5: gone too far.
Speaker 4: And that's some thieves in the city of Seattle because
Speaker 4: Maclamore's nanny has been attacked by thugs when his home
Speaker 4: was burgled. So, according to Seattle police, the rappers homes
Speaker 4: broke broken into in the early hours over the weekend,
Speaker 4: about one o'clock in the morning. The nanny called the
Speaker 4: cops because guess what they did to her? They maced her.
Speaker 4: But the worst part of this whole story is Maclamore's
Speaker 4: three children were home as well.
Speaker 2: That sucks, doesn't it. That's so scary.
Speaker 4: The nanny later told police that she'd put the children
Speaker 4: to bed when she saw two men entering the property
Speaker 4: and then one attacked her with the spray in a twist.
Speaker 4: She then said, one of the men began helping her
Speaker 4: clean the spray out of her eyes.
Speaker 5: Though, Okay, what are you doing man?
Speaker 2: You robbing me for the role reversal. Here's what's going
Speaker 2: on here. No, no your place, mate, no place b baddie.
Speaker 4: So they took thousands of dollars worth of items that
Speaker 4: were stolen in Sorry, they took thousands of dollars worth
Speaker 4: of items including jewelry, watches, and shoes choose, as well
Speaker 4: as the nannies mobile. But I think they might think
Speaker 4: this is politically motivated because maclamore has been quite outspoken
Speaker 4: in his views over Palestine in his recent content.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, the rules are simple, about to hear six
Speaker 1: songs from the same year.
Speaker 5: They can selected their song as a place, but they
Speaker 5: let it go. That song is gone. Now let's get
Speaker 5: into the magos that are ready to battle.
Speaker 6: Back to you and.
Speaker 2: Hazy, well played producer, MOI love this little opportunity to
Speaker 2: let the listener choose the music.
Speaker 5: Jokes, perfect, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's really nice and we turn it into a little battle.
Speaker 2: It's a fierce battle. And right now it is sitting
Speaker 2: at nin eight slightly in my favorite Oh jeez, you
Speaker 2: are coming strong though I know I'm back. Would you
Speaker 2: like me to jump into the little generator to see
Speaker 2: what sort of you we're dealing with this week? To
Speaker 2: think nineteen ninety six are the nineties? Whoa good tunes?
Speaker 5: Okay, it's my favorite era of the nineties.
Speaker 2: Okay, did your best word names your buzza?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 2: Once you selected, you're locked in. Okay, pretty to go.
Speaker 2: First song? I mean it's wet chain, but it's a
Speaker 2: note from me.
Speaker 4: Well, or are you turning your back on too when
Speaker 4: now you didn't turn your back on your back in
Speaker 4: the day when you were a teenage you did you?
Speaker 2: What's that supposed to make everything you're sick of? Oh gosh, hey,
Speaker 2: you can't come in mom, not yet. All right, so
Speaker 2: it's a note for me. Yeah, next song?
Speaker 5: Oh, oh my gosh, I think the mean apostles.
Speaker 2: You for a good tune. Okay, yep, Jody, he has
Speaker 2: selected Genuine Pony.
Speaker 5: Thank you, good one, Mike, it's a good one, all right, all.
Speaker 2: Right, now I have four songs left. Okay, I need
Speaker 2: to be very wise with this selection. It would be
Speaker 2: obvious to pick Matt Morrison up against genuine and here
Speaker 2: you're going, but I'm not going.
Speaker 7: To do it.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm not going to do it. I'm going
Speaker 2: on to the next one. Oh my gosh, I should
Speaker 2: keep it in the family. I should keep it in
Speaker 2: the family. Savage Garden. Oh, Darren's not going to like this.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, nuts.
Speaker 5: Well, you're going to have to front him.
Speaker 2: At Christmas night, is chez? I only got two songs
Speaker 2: that all right? Next time?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 5: Now a year ago.
Speaker 2: I'm not even sure exists. But it's a no from me.
Speaker 2: So there's one song left and I have to select it. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go for it. What we got.
Speaker 4: That might have it?
Speaker 2: Are you happy to do for your threaten?
Speaker 4: Not with a pony?
Speaker 2: Okay, this exists, Brand the Brands, Friday, the rem brands.
Speaker 2: I'll be there for you. Oh yes, Gertie, is it here? God? God, God,
Speaker 2: God God. But no, no rem brands versus this little dozy. Okay,
Speaker 2: she has two very very different songs. They couldn't be
Speaker 2: more different.
Speaker 5: And I feel like all the friends fans might come
Speaker 5: out of the woodworks.
Speaker 2: I guess yes. If you love and respect friends, vote
Speaker 2: for my song. If you have any respect whatsoever for
Speaker 2: the cast and CRUs.
Speaker 4: If you love and respect mail strippers, vote from that works.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go. Please cast your vote at Jodie
Speaker 2: and Hazy. Winning song will be revealed tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Just be prepared for this because I'm about to blame mine.
Speaker 2: I don't do that.
Speaker 5: Did you know?
Speaker 4: You me?
Speaker 5: The entire nation of Australia. I've been eating sushi all wrong.
Speaker 2: No, God, ye pick up the pieces. That's your mind
Speaker 2: blown to bits.
Speaker 4: I saw a TikTok video from dietitian En Minsaw, and
Speaker 4: she recently shared her discovery the sushi that we know
Speaker 4: and love is actually unique.
Speaker 5: It's even called Australian suit.
Speaker 2: Ah. I just put my mind back together.
Speaker 4: Have a listen to en Mousaw going on TikTok and
Speaker 4: I saw someone called this Australian sushi, and I like,
Speaker 4: for a second, I was like, what what.
Speaker 5: Babes, if you go go Australian sushi?
Speaker 7: Is this?
Speaker 2: I don't forget. This wasn't normal?
Speaker 4: So what about that She's become so accustomed to eating
Speaker 4: our sushi. So apparently we eat it like a little burrito,
Speaker 4: the big long ones that are all rolled up. But
Speaker 4: the way you're supposed to eat it is cut up
Speaker 4: into like little coin.
Speaker 2: You know, it designates little slices. That makes sense? Can
Speaker 2: I just say so, I'm not trying to be different.
Speaker 2: I don't do the burrito sushi, don't' thenoly time that
Speaker 2: really really go to eat sushi is when I take
Speaker 2: my kids to sushi train. Yeah, and it's always cut
Speaker 2: up for you. Yeah, like it's in its traditional format.
Speaker 4: What about when you're in a shopping center and you're
Speaker 4: in a hurry and you want something tasty and nutritious
Speaker 4: and convenient. Don't you just want to grab one of
Speaker 4: those ones with big hand with one hand and demolish
Speaker 4: the tuna in cucumber.
Speaker 2: I've seen you eat sushi that way as well. You
Speaker 2: eat like a duck. You just kind of tilt your
Speaker 2: head back and just sort of let it sort of
Speaker 2: sip down the Throat's quite confronting.
Speaker 4: And then once you've had your tunor, you move on
Speaker 4: to your tarioch your chicken, and then once you've demolished that,
Speaker 4: you look at your prawn one and you went, I
Speaker 4: went too far again.
Speaker 2: Because we're so good, because we're so cultured. Here, you'll
Speaker 2: have your tune and avocado, your chicken, teriaca and avocado,
Speaker 2: maybe your Californian roll. Good stuff. Yeah, but the point
Speaker 2: is burrito style.
Speaker 4: If you google overseas Australian sushi, that's what comes up.
Speaker 2: Really wow e do you reckon? They're laughing at us
Speaker 2: because of it? Maybe like cut it up, you absolute
Speaker 2: bunch of amages. Get some culture, a bunch of swedesh.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you animals. Do you even have those
Speaker 4: little trains that bring out your sushi?
Speaker 6: It hoppy?
Speaker 1: Are they?
Speaker 4: By the way, lose.
Speaker 2: We live for those trains, by the way, the robots.
Speaker 4: Can you remember that time I went to sushi training.
Speaker 4: I couldn't open my Wu sabi back and I had
Speaker 4: to get the lady in the Japanese later to open
Speaker 4: it for me.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're all embarrassed for you. She went back to
Speaker 2: some of her family back in the home and said,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, I Wasie's idiot.
Speaker 4: That's how everyone's collectively looking at us as a nation
Speaker 4: that can't open our sushi Wi sabi.
Speaker 2: Packets, cheering avocado.
Speaker 4: Thanks, let's talk lazy coworkers, shall we go?
Speaker 2: Why are you looking into my soul when you say that.
Speaker 4: I'm certainly not insinuat new or lazy. You work very,
Speaker 4: very hard when you feel.
Speaker 2: Like he's.
Speaker 4: A UK worker has faked over one hundred hours while
Speaker 4: working from home. Let me say that again. A former
Speaker 4: UK police officer has been banned for life for working
Speaker 4: in law enforcement after being found to a fate over
Speaker 4: one hundred hours.
Speaker 2: Of work because galazy co workers clapping along Because.
Speaker 4: You know what's happening when he's not working, all his
Speaker 4: other coworkers are picking up the slight.
Speaker 5: That's what's happening.
Speaker 2: Well, how did he go unnoticed for so long?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 5: Will you tell me?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: I just have a few suspicions sometimes in some government
Speaker 2: jobs where you just sort of wonder how hard it's
Speaker 2: been worked and how long you could go for not
Speaker 2: actually doing anything before someone picks you up.
Speaker 4: How very dare you attack our public servants like that?
Speaker 2: Why I'm no, I'm not saying that. I'm just throwing
Speaker 2: up it's a thought bubble. Okay, it's food for thought.
Speaker 5: Okay, do you want to know how we got away
Speaker 5: with it?
Speaker 2: It's close.
Speaker 4: So between June and September and twenty twenty four, the
Speaker 4: police officer held down keys on his laptop at regularly
Speaker 4: intervals while working from home to make it appear as
Speaker 4: if he was working when he was not. And so
Speaker 4: his actions came to light after they ordered his keystrokes,
Speaker 4: and they found out that he was significantly higher than
Speaker 4: anyone else. So he would have been fired had he
Speaker 4: not already resigned. So he admitted in court to opening
Speaker 4: up a blank word document holding down the Z character
Speaker 4: on his keyboard for long periods.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm doing something. Documents come through from the spot like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's just a bunch of easy and what about us
Speaker 2: all the other cops like, we don't even know if
Speaker 2: he's working on And then the detective comes over and goes, well,
Speaker 2: I have some suspicions that he's sleeping on the job.
Speaker 2: It's a bunch of z.
Speaker 5: There it is.
Speaker 4: We've had experience in this because remember that guy that
Speaker 4: we used to work with. He was in the studio
Speaker 4: and he was constantly typing, Like why is he always typing?
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, But because the studio has cameras everywhere,
Speaker 4: we might have had a little look.
Speaker 5: And he was typing and then hitting delete.
Speaker 2: A lot of backspacing, a lot of backspacing, typing in backspaces.
Speaker 4: Do and we're like, you're not working at all.
Speaker 2: Better go home, of exhausted,