Speaker 1: Oh, I get our friends. Welcome to podcasts. A great
Speaker 1: decision by you. And if you're into humor jokes, well
Speaker 1: you're in a really solid spot. The Monday joke off
Speaker 1: graced us and credit roots due.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, good stuff.
Speaker 3: I was loving my joke.
Speaker 4: Sick.
Speaker 2: Yes, I should have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a little bit blue.
Speaker 2: Blue.
Speaker 1: You sort of danced on the edge of being a
Speaker 1: little bit inappropriate, which is what we like to do
Speaker 1: here at and over.
Speaker 4: Just about changing the language though. It's a dirty joke,
Speaker 4: but it's told in a clean way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, is that dirty? Am I dirty? What's
Speaker 1: going on here? Who's dirty about this?
Speaker 3: Who's gas lighting me over this joke?
Speaker 2: Is Jody still laughing? Enjoy a job? That was a joke.
Speaker 2: That's a Joke's a terrible job? Good humor?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the start of the week, Am I right?
Speaker 2: A bit of fun?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Who wants to go first?
Speaker 1: I will finally, very brave of you. Stunny and brave
Speaker 1: at the same time.
Speaker 3: It's a tiny bit blue, but that's okay. I'll just
Speaker 3: try and work around it.
Speaker 2: Careful, okay, careful, jeez.
Speaker 3: I know the bosses here don't like blue.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 4: And when you're looking at me square in the eye
Speaker 4: saying careful. Then I know to be careful. That's a
Speaker 4: real warning.
Speaker 2: Let me be a real life warning for you.
Speaker 3: All right, you're ready?
Speaker 4: Yes, Three couples are trying to get married at the
Speaker 4: same church. There's a young couple, a middle aged couple,
Speaker 4: and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the
Speaker 4: priest and discuss when they can get married. If you
Speaker 4: wish to get married to my church, you must all
Speaker 4: go one month without.
Speaker 3: Having any mummy daddy relations.
Speaker 4: One month later, the three couples return to the church
Speaker 4: and talked to the priest. He then asked the elderly couple,
Speaker 4: have you completed the month without having relations with each other?
Speaker 3: Yes, we have, and it was easy, replied the elderly couple.
Speaker 4: How about you, He asked the middle aged couple. It
Speaker 4: was hard, but we did not have relations for the
Speaker 4: whole month. They respond, And how about you, he asked
Speaker 4: the young couple, and the boyfriend replies, no, we couldn't
Speaker 4: do it. Tell me why, says the priest, Well, my
Speaker 4: girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and
Speaker 4: she accidentally dropped it.
Speaker 3: She bent over to pick it up. And that's what happened.
Speaker 4: And the priest then tells them, you're not welcome in
Speaker 4: my church. The boyfriend says, well, we're not welcome in
Speaker 4: the supermarket either.
Speaker 2: Oh, I get it. That's good.
Speaker 1: Good start, really solid, tiptoe just really, that's really good.
Speaker 2: I'll be nice and quick and punch for a cat.
Speaker 2: Really good stuff that.
Speaker 7: Last week for my joke, that's border like anyway.
Speaker 1: On you, I was run a dating service. If you
Speaker 1: guys knew that, yeah, for chickens, would you believe?
Speaker 2: But I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I was struggling a lot because it was really hard
Speaker 1: to make hands mate on words instead of ends. I said, hens, yeah's.
Speaker 7: Playing your that's good sometimes you got to I know
Speaker 7: this one's directed at you this week. Yes, okay, what's
Speaker 7: easy to get into but hard to get out of.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would say our boss Josh McCabe's jeans.
Speaker 7: Trouble.
Speaker 2: I like that too.
Speaker 7: Okay, good stuff, guys, we're getting better, refrain, I'm getting better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just so up and down with them too.
Speaker 4: I know you're rather like, you're so extreme with your jokes. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 4: she dropped the corn.
Speaker 2: In the.
Speaker 1: And obviously the corn split open and they couldn't go
Speaker 1: in the supermarkets corn everywhere so embarrassed. That's actually quite good.
Speaker 1: What you think you can do better?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 1: Then send us a text for double nine nine one
Speaker 1: nine or better still gives a call thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four to ten. Really really important moment where
Speaker 1: you forgot someone's name. My god, it just feels like
Speaker 1: in that particular moment, your brain could remember everything, every
Speaker 1: sort of algebraic theorem that you'll never use in your life.
Speaker 2: But that person in front of you, bang, God.
Speaker 3: Who are you? I mean right now, I don't even
Speaker 3: know your name.
Speaker 2: You don't even know my name, Andrew, pleasure to meet you.
Speaker 3: It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: I mean, how time does that happened to you? Where
Speaker 1: you meet someone you think it's for the first time,
Speaker 1: but not so.
Speaker 4: If I had a dollar for every person that has
Speaker 4: said to me, oh, we've met.
Speaker 3: Before, Okay, okay, I meet a lot of people. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I see a lot of faces and I can't remember
Speaker 4: all of them.
Speaker 1: I love it when the follow up conversation is oh, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was actually yesterday we had lunch together, yes, And
Speaker 1: then the next conversation. Actually, I'm your husband. My name
Speaker 1: is Greg and you're like nice to meet you.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no. We live together and we
Speaker 2: have children together.
Speaker 3: Actually you're pregnant with my child.
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, twenty four to ten times if you
Speaker 1: accidentally got yourself, that's ridiculous. Happened to a very good
Speaker 1: friend and colleague of mine at chapter seven and one
Speaker 1: of the best in the business.
Speaker 2: That must be said Girty Spurling, Yes.
Speaker 1: Who is just a flawless news presenter and also a
Speaker 1: weather presenter as well.
Speaker 2: Extraordinary, really good.
Speaker 3: So it has to be said. You don't meet a
Speaker 3: lot of Girty's, do you.
Speaker 1: No, you don't. So I only know one Girdi. So
Speaker 1: how could I over forget Gerty's name?
Speaker 3: You couldn't. Yeah, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: We rarely read together, and a few weeks ago we
Speaker 1: read together for four o'clock Borughton.
Speaker 2: So I did sport and then when I threw back
Speaker 2: to Gertie, I think.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a combination of Gertie
Speaker 1: actually not knowing who I was, having something else in
Speaker 1: their head, or just a whole heap of reasons, but
Speaker 1: this is how it went down and you can probably
Speaker 1: pinpoint the moment where Gertie's like, I've forgotten your name,
Speaker 1: and no doubt, Gerdie when that horse Wednesday, Celebrate Responsible.
Speaker 8: Thanks for That's along next with all the Weekend about
Speaker 8: the details.
Speaker 1: Then so straight away we're going to the aids and
Speaker 1: we're both at the same time. I've got you forgot
Speaker 1: my name, She's got I forgot your And then the
Speaker 1: follow up the next week was me accidentally calling her
Speaker 1: Gordy Gordy yes, which kind of went under the radar, but.
Speaker 3: Could you do me just play that one more time
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 1: No doubt Gerdie went that horse Wednesday, Celebrate Responsible.
Speaker 9: Thanks for that. A long next with All the Weekend
Speaker 9: where the detail.
Speaker 1: Framous scam and she'd been reading the last few days
Speaker 1: with THEO all right, and her brain was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's THEO.
Speaker 2: I know it's not in her defense.
Speaker 4: She's a very busy working mother, okay, and sometimes these
Speaker 4: things can happen.
Speaker 1: That's probably the first time that Gerty has ever been
Speaker 1: stunt for words. Brings me back to a time a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago as well with one of the
Speaker 1: absolute greats, and that's Jane Doyle.
Speaker 3: Doyen.
Speaker 1: Yes, a Doyen, Jane Doyen, they call her who you're
Speaker 1: not going to believe forgot a million?
Speaker 2: Ok?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And so saying Amelia just threw a really really
Speaker 2: Australian name in there instead.
Speaker 8: Just sixteen degrees the forecast top four Adelaide. That's around
Speaker 8: eight below average for this time of year. So grabbed
Speaker 8: that brolly tomorrow.
Speaker 9: We'll do Thanks Tramp. I thought he was going to
Speaker 9: be typical spring with her over the next few days.
Speaker 1: So stay you tell me, you tell me when the
Speaker 1: great million Moldka has ever been chaffed.
Speaker 2: In her life.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, But if Jane dow does, he go okay, I'll
Speaker 1: take that.
Speaker 9: That's good.
Speaker 2: Maybe I have a champ thirteen three four ten.
Speaker 1: Those really critical moments where you've forgotten someone's name that's
Speaker 1: got you into trouble.
Speaker 3: Have you checked out? What if dot COM's a top
Speaker 3: ten winter weekend is yet?
Speaker 2: How could I tipon?
Speaker 9: Sin's in there?
Speaker 2: Camera? Kn's the book you were to get away on
Speaker 2: the way fat?
Speaker 3: What if it's Aussie for travel.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten Those really really tricky moments
Speaker 1: we forgot someone's name because this happened to me on
Speaker 1: the weeks ago four o'clock Bullton and I don't read
Speaker 1: very often. I'm like fifth in line. I reckon real
Speaker 1: Stephen Bradbury areas when he lined up before the race
Speaker 1: seventh or right when everyone else is stick and even
Speaker 1: when that's that's drinking bird, you know, the drinking bird
Speaker 1: that goes down and up.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's ahead of me too.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's talented though.
Speaker 2: He's good.
Speaker 9: Oh god, a.
Speaker 1: Power very consistent with his button pushing. So Gerdy Spurling,
Speaker 1: who's as good as they get? And look, I completely
Speaker 1: forget I understand. I just had a little moment where
Speaker 1: she forgot my name.
Speaker 2: I threw it back to it, no doubt, Gerdie.
Speaker 1: When that horse winds, they celebrate responsible thanks for that.
Speaker 5: Nearly is along next with all the weekend by the
Speaker 5: details it happens.
Speaker 1: I don't forget me too. I know sometimes I forget
Speaker 1: my own name.
Speaker 4: But how does it feel to be that unremarkable that
Speaker 4: the person sitting next to you on the desk doesn't
Speaker 4: remember your name?
Speaker 2: Oh whoa, I'm just trying to have fun on a
Speaker 2: Monday morning. Oh wow, sorry.
Speaker 3: Pierce you through the heart.
Speaker 2: Did it all of the.
Speaker 3: Things I've said to you over the journey. That was it,
Speaker 3: That was the one that broke.
Speaker 1: Here, that was the one that was the straw, and
Speaker 1: I am a camel four ten those unbelievably tricky moments.
Speaker 2: We've forgotten someone's name. Good morning to you, Lana from
Speaker 2: door Park.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hi Lana.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 6: So basically, this was a few years ago, but I
Speaker 6: went to a festival with a friend and I had
Speaker 6: to introduce them to some of my old friends. And
Speaker 6: because it had been so long, I got through about
Speaker 6: five or six of them and completely deer in headlines
Speaker 6: forgot one of them. And the look she gave me
Speaker 6: I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hate this situation.
Speaker 4: But also, Na, don't you start to panic, don't you
Speaker 4: because you're like in your head going I know all
Speaker 4: these people, I know them, But because I'm under so
Speaker 4: much pressure and under the spotlight, I'm every chance of
Speaker 4: forgetting someone that I should know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the worse. And then you're like, all right, brain,
Speaker 1: I need you, I need you. What have you got?
Speaker 1: What have you got? Oh that's not going to help
Speaker 1: at all. Some monkey playing some symbols. So in a
Speaker 1: situation like that as well. Here's what you do. You
Speaker 1: don't introduce their name. You just introduce yourself for other
Speaker 1: people around, and then when they meet, they're going to
Speaker 1: introduce themselves. And then when they introduce themselves, you go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so silly. I forgot to say
Speaker 1: your name. There everyone's learning in.
Speaker 3: The process, genuinely don't understand what you just said.
Speaker 2: For good we don't have time to explain. Let's go
Speaker 2: to Amelia and hectorvil. Good morning, Amelia, this has happened
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 10: How are you. Yes, it has happened to me once, oh,
Speaker 10: probably more than once, but this particular occasion, I am
Speaker 10: a speech cheese, so I work with kids with autism,
Speaker 10: and I accidentally called this twelve year old boy the
Speaker 10: dog's name. He was twelve. It'll be fine, but because
Speaker 10: of his autoism, he kind of loves to remind me
Speaker 10: about it for five minutes every week I see him.
Speaker 9: So that's pretty basic.
Speaker 10: Dogs named Elliott.
Speaker 3: Elliott's mistake to.
Speaker 1: Make either way, was it's not like Fido or Rex
Speaker 1: or nice Snoopy or something good calls and look if
Speaker 1: worse comes to worse in the situation like that, just
Speaker 1: to do what Jane Doyle did to a meal maker
Speaker 1: mulkay about a year ago.
Speaker 2: Just give me the old chance.
Speaker 8: Just sixteen degrees the forecast top for Adelaid. That's around
Speaker 8: eight below average for this time of year. So grab
Speaker 8: that brolly tomorrow we'll do Thanks tramp.
Speaker 3: Now the weekend trap.
Speaker 1: Strutting in. I mean, if we still had MySpace, this
Speaker 1: is the song. That's fine?
Speaker 3: Yes, so true, mate?
Speaker 4: Am I Hey, hey, Tommy Wren, tell everyone about your
Speaker 4: little boys night that you'd had during the week for
Speaker 4: your fortieth birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was.
Speaker 2: The State of Origin.
Speaker 11: And I think I went to see Hazey, But we
Speaker 11: might have just both been ticking over and we sort
Speaker 11: of like ships in the night, weren't we? But we
Speaker 11: were both We're both turning over, weren't we.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I managed to get into this event after the State
Speaker 1: of Origin, which was an exclusive Channel nine event.
Speaker 2: We're trying to poach him.
Speaker 1: Quite the opposite, because the word got back to me
Speaker 1: that the Bostom channel line was said, who the is that?
Speaker 1: And what's he doing here? There's no budget going on whatsoever.
Speaker 1: It was me just hanging off Tom Wren.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just a gate crashing.
Speaker 9: Nine of me.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know what was going on.
Speaker 11: I couldn't. I just I just had to have him
Speaker 11: with me. Yeah, he just had to be there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was nice that you walked around the
Speaker 4: whole night holding him.
Speaker 2: That's origin.
Speaker 11: State versus States would say, that's our.
Speaker 2: Render. Let's talk some footy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get through the heart of the Crows the
Speaker 3: Sun's to evering punch and refuse to surrender with another
Speaker 3: Darwin Makter payer.
Speaker 1: Look, we'll talk about the results soon. But the headline
Speaker 1: tom do Day.
Speaker 11: Yeah, disappointing, isn't it. You know, such an important cog
Speaker 11: in that defense, and he's going to miss the rest
Speaker 11: of the season and a fair bit of next season
Speaker 11: as well. And it's bad timing for him as well,
Speaker 11: given that he's out of contract at the end of
Speaker 11: the year as well. So really shattering for him and
Speaker 11: for the Crows as well. Just from that team perspective,
Speaker 11: I think it hurts them big time. With that defense,
Speaker 11: he's so good.
Speaker 4: You genuinely would hope that he won't go back to
Speaker 4: Melbourne because that's where he's from, So fingers crossed that
Speaker 4: he sticks around.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's going to be a tricky decision. I mean
Speaker 11: it was already tough anyway, but I don't know which
Speaker 11: way that will sway things. And it obviously didn't hurt
Speaker 11: help on the night either for the Crows who blew
Speaker 11: a twenty five point lead and end up thirty five
Speaker 11: point lead in fact and lose by twenty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, e's likely, hasn't it well, Jody.
Speaker 11: There's only six sides six games this year for the
Speaker 11: whole competition where a sider is lost by more than
Speaker 11: twenty five points and then lost six games in total.
Speaker 11: Crows have been involved in three of them, so you
Speaker 11: know they it says, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: They've got the.
Speaker 11: Talent they can get there. They're really good when they're
Speaker 11: going like that second quarter they looked irresistible, but maybe
Speaker 11: just a maturity thing. They just need to tighten up
Speaker 11: a bit more, sharpen up. It'll come. But yeah, a
Speaker 11: bit disappointing they could have won that. That said, Gold Coast,
Speaker 11: I'm really happy for Stewiet Joe. Seems like every week
Speaker 11: he's fighting for his job. But they've had another great
Speaker 11: win and you know they're a chance to play final.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just from a local point of view, as well.
Speaker 1: We'll out Jacko Cooshis two weeks in row five fire
Speaker 1: the kid. Hasn't that been a master stroke? Swinging him
Speaker 1: from defense to forward. It seems to be, you know,
Speaker 1: taking it beautifully at the moment.
Speaker 2: Genuine swing man. Let's talk port All, they're just determining
Speaker 2: the bars.
Speaker 11: We've got port Adelaide have a record nine straight wins.
Speaker 1: I thought were going to win by three hundred.
Speaker 2: My goodness, it was.
Speaker 11: It was unbelievable. It was almost like it. You know,
Speaker 11: halftime they said, okay, guys swapped the jerseys, you know,
Speaker 11: changed things up. You know, we don't want them to
Speaker 11: win by too many. It was their highest ever score
Speaker 11: at half time in the AFL. Looked like it might
Speaker 11: be their biggest ever win. Hazy, You're right, that first
Speaker 11: half was just so good. Jeremy Finlayson, how playing at
Speaker 11: the moment, he was unbelievable. But as and Rosie did
Speaker 11: what they do, Dan Houston was great again. Look, maybe
Speaker 11: they just eased through it. You know, sometimes you go
Speaker 11: into preservation. Moe, just want to get through this week,
Speaker 11: not get injured. But still a really strong win. They've
Speaker 11: never won nine in a row and massive fortnite now
Speaker 11: before the bye. If they can win even just one
Speaker 11: of the next two against the Bulldogs in Geelong, They're
Speaker 11: set up beautifully.
Speaker 2: For the back half. And I'll see you what, Ronnie,
Speaker 2: you have fun selecting the team this week. II. Dixon
Speaker 2: j come back. Jonas was very very solid.
Speaker 1: Yes, they got through rights fas you got through and
Speaker 1: Quentin Knarkle twenty nine touches.
Speaker 2: I say it was the best on Grand performance.
Speaker 11: I'd right, he can play. He'd never met his teammates
Speaker 11: before that game. I mean, he just goes straight in
Speaker 11: and plays.
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous. Never to meet you guys. But I'm just
Speaker 3: going to dominate, going to dominate.
Speaker 11: Yeah, So they've got they've got weapons, don't they They've
Speaker 11: got options.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 11: With Tommy Jonas is the captain, it's a tricky call.
Speaker 11: And then like you said, Dixon, Boke is there as
Speaker 11: well as Antasia.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 11: So it's a massive call for good problem to have.
Speaker 11: We say it all the time, nice cliche, good.
Speaker 2: Problem, absolutely, flying.
Speaker 3: Just want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: This relationship with port Adelaide Ke Hinckley is something we
Speaker 1: can go on with.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Tommy?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think we need to we need to assess it,
Speaker 11: and we need to address this. It was disappointing. They'll
Speaker 11: bounce back. They'll bounce back. They're still in the top two.
Speaker 2: We're talking tea birds.
Speaker 3: By the way, Yeah, I know, I know what you're
Speaker 3: talking about.
Speaker 2: Mate. Well I'll try and talk about Kenley something else.
Speaker 11: Maybe we'll use another cliche, the loss they had to have.
Speaker 4: Well, I just feel like Collingwood probably not, don't you start.
Speaker 3: I mean Forum, I know, I know, I.
Speaker 4: Know, but to be fair, Collingwood will be defunct by
Speaker 4: the end of the season.
Speaker 3: Okay, So they are.
Speaker 4: Playing like they should have played all along, like they've
Speaker 4: got nothing to lose, and they look quality, and we.
Speaker 11: Look and probably playing for contracts and all that, not
Speaker 11: knowing where you're going to be next season. So you know,
Speaker 11: you got to play my best stuff now.
Speaker 4: If ash Brazil ends up a thunderbird, I will just
Speaker 4: I will run naked down the mall.
Speaker 2: Real, God will turn that into a little stunt.
Speaker 11: We're going to make your weekend sort of maximize this.
Speaker 2: Am I reading this right? Jody? And maybe I've just
Speaker 2: got this sad mixed up?
Speaker 1: Are you saying that to get the best results out
Speaker 1: of some of these players that the the franchise needs
Speaker 1: to become defunct.
Speaker 3: Yes, is that a word? Did I make that up?
Speaker 2: All good? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Tip to one coming in a little b later on,
Speaker 1: and you're going to absolutely grill her about this.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I've heard about this. I've heard that Jody is
Speaker 11: ready to go.
Speaker 3: I mean it's going to go one of two ways.
Speaker 4: I will either really just lay into her like that
Speaker 4: or old fan girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Caine, I ready appreciate your time this morning
Speaker 1: before we let you go. Yes, we gave you some homework.
Speaker 1: It is Monday, so we do a little thing called
Speaker 1: the Monday morning Joke Off.
Speaker 11: Have you done yours already?
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah?
Speaker 11: Okay, well my job.
Speaker 4: That he asked that question each and every single week.
Speaker 4: But we joined at ten past seven.
Speaker 3: Mate, before you get in here, I'm a bit nervous.
Speaker 11: Now, Okay, what do you call a factory that is? Okay,
Speaker 11: a satisfactory okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and again, just to paint a picture, you've got
Speaker 1: a champion your own joke for effect, it's.
Speaker 3: Gonna say not one of your best.
Speaker 1: Thanks ready, thanks, guys, I think you know what's happening
Speaker 1: here Joe, I think I know.
Speaker 4: So this is not how I pictured it in my head.
Speaker 4: I pictured it in my head, Tipped one from the
Speaker 4: thunder Bers. It was going to come in coming off
Speaker 4: the back of another massive victory.
Speaker 9: However, here we are.
Speaker 2: Tipper Welcome, good morning, oh dear.
Speaker 3: Just a bit of a nightmare. It's Collingwood on the weekend.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was a bit of a battle out there.
Speaker 12: They're pretty physical, so we probably didn't come as prepared
Speaker 12: we'd like to. And they had nothing to lose this weekend.
Speaker 9: That's on us.
Speaker 4: That's how I justified it to Hazy when I said, oh, well,
Speaker 4: Collingwood are about fold basically as a club, so they've
Speaker 4: come out with absolutely nothing to lose.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and I really feel for the girls.
Speaker 12: You know, they were really emotional after the game, so
Speaker 12: it was kind of a happy ending for them.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And so what happens to those girls now?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 3: Do they just all split up and go to separate clubs?
Speaker 9: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 12: I think they'll be scrounging around right now trying to
Speaker 12: find and see what they're doing. But most of us
Speaker 12: girls don't really know what's happening. Next year, either, So
Speaker 12: it's pretty stressful for everyone so to be.
Speaker 1: You know when you guys come together at the end
Speaker 1: and you will lock arms and you all sort of
Speaker 1: get around each other.
Speaker 3: Where are you going with this?
Speaker 1: Is it always? Is it always like amicable? Or is
Speaker 1: there sometimes? Because you guys are so physical on the court,
Speaker 1: and I'd imagine you guys are such competitive beasts, you
Speaker 1: come together arm and arm towards the end. I'm just
Speaker 1: kind of I'm kind of surprised that there hasn't been
Speaker 1: some sort of fight at some stage, like because you're
Speaker 1: all so competitive, do.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: I feel like you put up a good front for
Speaker 2: the cameras sometimes.
Speaker 12: Yeah, maybe I think when we got back to the chain,
Speaker 12: rooms were a bit more sad.
Speaker 9: But now all the girls all leave it out on court,
Speaker 9: which is good. We're all pretty good friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's real. Nice vibes about Netba, wasn't it. Can
Speaker 4: we talk about Shimira Stirling. I've got a massive girl
Speaker 4: crush on her, Want me too?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is she as cool in real life as she appears
Speaker 3: to be?
Speaker 9: Yeah, she's pretty cool.
Speaker 12: She's just got that Jamaican vibe about her really relaxed
Speaker 12: but has.
Speaker 9: A good time too, and she knows how to dance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she can dance, I was saying to Hazey.
Speaker 4: I went to a game a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 4: and she was the last one left on court, signing
Speaker 4: every single last little girl's autograph, and I just thought
Speaker 4: that was the course.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 12: She's so humble too, so she's always going to do
Speaker 12: that for her fans. And she loves being in Adelaide too,
Speaker 12: so it's pretty nice to see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to be you're reasonably new, but I mean there
Speaker 1: were some really tough times a couple of seasons ago,
Speaker 1: and you guys are going so well. It must be
Speaker 1: really nice to see just this huge amount of support,
Speaker 1: because not just right now when you guys are up
Speaker 1: and about, but all those fans they were there through
Speaker 1: the tough times as well.
Speaker 12: Yeah, especially, and you can just see that through Hunter Petty.
Speaker 12: She's been there for pretty much all of it. And
Speaker 12: ten years later we're in finals. Like, how amazing is that?
Speaker 12: It's pretty good for Adelaide and the Thunderbirds.
Speaker 4: I'm going to ask you this question, and I mean
Speaker 4: your reaction I'll either cry or I'll laugh, is a joy.
Speaker 3: Can you win it?
Speaker 9: Oh for sure? I think you know.
Speaker 12: When we have our strong team of ten in there.
Speaker 12: You see it saw last week against Fever. We can
Speaker 12: beat the top teams, the premiers last year. We can
Speaker 12: do anything, which is pretty cool.
Speaker 4: And don't you think there's a belief now about this
Speaker 4: side because those games against the Fever, you've beaten them
Speaker 4: twice in clutch games. Those games in the past you
Speaker 4: would have lost. Oh, just like you know how to
Speaker 4: win now.
Speaker 12: Yeah, even last year, I think Eleanor Carbo has been
Speaker 12: really big for us. She knows how to win. She's
Speaker 12: come from a team last year that her team won
Speaker 12: in England, so she's really brought that over and she
Speaker 12: knows how to win.
Speaker 9: So she's given that to us as well.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to pile a pressure on you,
Speaker 1: tip up, but look, so JODI's very important in these
Speaker 1: parts in terms of no over and what she brings
Speaker 1: to the table and just how up and about she is.
Speaker 1: I can one hundred percent tell you that if the
Speaker 1: Thunderbirds don't do well or they lose, then there is
Speaker 1: a chance that the vibe for the whole week changes
Speaker 1: based on the Thunderbirds performance. But that's not a pressure situation,
Speaker 1: just just sort of.
Speaker 3: Tragic about the whole thing. To be honest with you,
Speaker 3: the biggest support. Now you've held off this long, you
Speaker 3: can ask about football now.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So your part of this is an unbelievably professional sporting
Speaker 1: partnership and your partner Josh Dougli of course players for
Speaker 1: the Brisbane lines and there was a time where he
Speaker 1: was so important. Adelaid we're in the mix to potentially
Speaker 1: sign him. So he came down there, had a bit
Speaker 1: of a look and caught up with a few people
Speaker 1: and as we do in the news room at Channel
Speaker 1: seven and everyone, we were trying to get hold of
Speaker 1: Josh and he was as elusive off the field.
Speaker 2: He couldn't get hold of him anywhere. And then one morning.
Speaker 1: We saw Travis Boke at the airport who told us
Speaker 1: go home, guys. He's already come through nice and early gone.
Speaker 1: He's been and gone, which was fine, was good for us.
Speaker 1: We've got to go back to the office and.
Speaker 2: Then I reckon maybe two weeks later.
Speaker 1: I've gone to my local coffee shop which is in
Speaker 1: West Croydon on Queen Street, and I'm doing here and
Speaker 1: this is after he'd signed with Briston. It was all
Speaker 1: signed and seal, so I, bugger it, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go speak to him. So just tapped him on the
Speaker 1: shoulder and so, Josh, you have no idea how hard
Speaker 1: we were trying to find you over the lasted a
Speaker 1: few weeks, and he just had a bit of a
Speaker 1: gigglet it and sort of moved on.
Speaker 2: But yeah, different world.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know how he slipped in and out.
Speaker 12: I think we came from Kansas something, so that was
Speaker 12: probably a bit random.
Speaker 3: Oh well, that would have been good to know, Tip,
Speaker 3: that's a kid.
Speaker 2: But I think it was early too. It was definitely
Speaker 2: early when he.
Speaker 9: Left, yeah, I think so. I think he went to
Speaker 9: Melbourne or something really early.
Speaker 3: How do you go with the long distance you two?
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's pretty hard sometimes, but we both get it,
Speaker 12: I think, both being professional athletes like we get when
Speaker 12: we need time.
Speaker 9: That's our jobs.
Speaker 12: So but we see each other quite a bit, probably
Speaker 12: every two weeks, so it's not too bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, beautiful, nice Tip, appreciate you coming in here as well.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about the weekend. That's it's looking really really good.
Speaker 4: Well, we've already moved on haven't we, Tipper. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: we're looking forward without no point looking in the rear
Speaker 4: vision mirror.
Speaker 2: We've just got one foot in front of the other.
Speaker 3: All of that.
Speaker 2: Thanks you, Tom, Thanks so.
Speaker 11: Much to the gest week in story this town.
Speaker 2: We're seeing. This is huge.
Speaker 4: This really is breaking news, so breaking that it hasn't
Speaker 4: even been announced on our screens yet on Sunrise. But
Speaker 4: the next host of Sunrise has been Announcedollowing cos she's
Speaker 4: resignation after more than twenty years on the job.
Speaker 3: It's not you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I know I have told you that early.
Speaker 3: High hopes, but it's not you. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's revealed that Matt Shervington will take over the role.
Speaker 2: Yes, you expected.
Speaker 1: So if you're a betting man and you wanted to
Speaker 1: make money out of this announcement, you would have had
Speaker 1: to put on three million dollars just to get back
Speaker 1: some chump change because he was paying randomly ninety nine cents,
Speaker 1: So you would have lost money.
Speaker 3: Oh how does that work?
Speaker 2: That's so much of a favorite. He was.
Speaker 3: I don't understand betting. How can you lose money?
Speaker 2: Well, clearly I don't know, very very sure.
Speaker 4: Price was a boy, so he will from Sunrise with
Speaker 4: Natalie bar So that's good.
Speaker 2: That's really I like that announcement. Everyone loves Suv.
Speaker 3: He seems like a really nice guy. Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 4: Jacques is Zonfrellow's wife Lauren Fryed has taken to social
Speaker 4: media to thank the public for her for their support
Speaker 4: of her late husband. So the beloved Chef, of course,
Speaker 4: was found dead in a Motor Melbourne hotel room earlier
Speaker 4: last month.
Speaker 3: At just forty six. It was just a couple of.
Speaker 4: Hours, weirdly enough, right before Master Chef was set to air.
Speaker 4: So his wife Lauren has taken to Instagram to talk
Speaker 4: about how the last month has affected her.
Speaker 5: It's been a month now since we lost Jock, and
Speaker 5: I put a line in the sand thinking that at
Speaker 5: the one month mark I would turn some sort of
Speaker 5: a corner. Obviously that hasn't happened, and there's no time
Speaker 5: that I could allocate to say thank you to everyone.
Speaker 5: I just am overwhelmed by the messages that came in
Speaker 5: from people all over the world but knew him or
Speaker 5: didn't know him. I really wish that he knew how
Speaker 5: loved he was, and he knew the impact that he
Speaker 5: had on so many people.
Speaker 3: Just so very sad. Sorry, isn't it? Forty six is
Speaker 3: far too young?
Speaker 2: Oh incredibly, and you have.
Speaker 3: To think about his kids and you know the people
Speaker 3: that have been left behind. It's awful.
Speaker 4: The Food Fighters have today announced a massive new stadium
Speaker 4: tour of Australia and New Zealand, their first shows down
Speaker 4: Under since drummer Taylor Hawkins's death last year. So the
Speaker 4: band who released their latest album but Here We Are
Speaker 4: on Friday, will play stadiums right across the country.
Speaker 2: Do you go.
Speaker 4: I would like to pitch something to you, so on
Speaker 4: Friday in Bob Battle other Bangers exads.
Speaker 2: Thing now is Bob Bob? I lost and it's settled in.
Speaker 4: I lost to your stupid song which I don't even like,
Speaker 4: and I pitched the Food Fighters pretender. Okay, given now
Speaker 4: they've announced this tour, there is no better opportunity than
Speaker 4: right now to play that song.
Speaker 2: That's you know what you're It's quite fair. You really
Speaker 2: annoys me.
Speaker 1: You always find a way, even if it's not through
Speaker 1: the books, to get your song on air, don't you.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous, all right? At your request? So this is
Speaker 2: the Food Fighters.
Speaker 3: Take the buttons off you. You shouldn't be in control.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't be allowed.
Speaker 4: You time.
Speaker 7: On this day.
Speaker 2: Did you really do that on the weekend? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: My goodness, I'm blushing.
Speaker 2: No one know you're anxious? Yeah kidding. It wasn't that bad.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that bad? Insert eye roll.
Speaker 1: And a lull.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 1: Let's inject of knowledge in that brain and give you
Speaker 1: more of a wholesome platform via on this daisy. It's
Speaker 1: the fifth of June. It's a Monday. Let's go back
Speaker 1: to nineteen ninety five. Troy Savanna was born in joe
Speaker 1: Burg in South Africa. Today's his twenty eighth birthday. Somewhat
Speaker 1: of a little angel, that bloke is.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's very angelic.
Speaker 9: What is he sing?
Speaker 2: What is he seeing?
Speaker 1: What about this one away? I love to listen to
Speaker 1: the voice superbo. It's tickling my soul right now.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I feel nice. It's really good.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever had my soul tickled, but
Speaker 3: now I want to.
Speaker 2: That's what Troy's do to you. Fifth of June. Today's
Speaker 2: actually a World Environment Day as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So what I.
Speaker 1: Would say about World Environment Day is what we can
Speaker 1: absolutely confirm is plants is blazed. He yeah, always have
Speaker 1: been and always will be. And also if you're.
Speaker 2: A vegan, yeah, just just.
Speaker 1: Think about plants on this particular day, okay, and how
Speaker 1: many felmilies you've potentially destroyed.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, my but but.
Speaker 1: I really need to strongly endorse the plants in his
Speaker 1: players to special day today.
Speaker 2: Good stuff, guys, shout out guys. Yeah, seventeen eighty three.
Speaker 1: Let's go all the way back to your birthday.
Speaker 2: Hello, what happened?
Speaker 1: The first public demonstration of a hot air balloon flight
Speaker 1: took place in France.
Speaker 2: You'd be nervous when you're oh, yeah, part of that.
Speaker 3: But I'm still to this day nervous about hot air ballooning.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do it. I don't think you're in a basket.
Speaker 4: You're in a basket, you guys, with just a balloon
Speaker 4: and some and some flames.
Speaker 3: I don't like it. I don't like that combination.
Speaker 1: I always wonder as well, like in the cartoons, what
Speaker 1: if someone shoots a gunder that and just go.
Speaker 4: I don't think it'd be that cute, and.
Speaker 2: Then you hit the ground. There's a couple of birds
Speaker 2: flying around your head, like.
Speaker 1: And you one of those instant big lumps on your head,
Speaker 1: or you turn into a xylophone and just sort of
Speaker 1: walk off because you've hit it.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Nineteen seventy seven, Apple World's first personal computer went on
Speaker 1: sale in the US.
Speaker 3: Was it one of those Apple Max with the big back?
Speaker 3: Can you remember? And they were colorful?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, remember those? They had big, chunky rear.
Speaker 3: They were logistical junk in the trunk. God, they were
Speaker 3: the Serena Williams of computer.
Speaker 1: That was some of the absolute greats, I think is
Speaker 1: what you were getting at twenty eleven. Speaking of tennis,
Speaker 1: rapping it all, when tenth Grand Slam crown and equaled
Speaker 1: beyond Borgs record of six French Open titles.
Speaker 2: There were still on still roll. He broke bugs record
Speaker 2: in twenty twelve. He went on to win the three
Speaker 2: hundred and sixty eight French Open titles. Did raffa well done?
Speaker 9: Raffer?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: And how many how many ass picks was that along
Speaker 3: the journey? Oh my gosh, short's out of his butt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, why is this cool? Like and
Speaker 1: no one else can do this? And be like I
Speaker 1: think that's cool and now all the kids are picking
Speaker 1: out wikis.
Speaker 2: Thanks for Raffa on Rafa.
Speaker 3: What a legacy if.
Speaker 2: You really go for it.
Speaker 1: A number one song with June fifth and nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: eight was Sei la v bo be witch Ah.
Speaker 2: That's the one. That's the one here. Isn't cool? Beit
Speaker 2: A big show?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, real big show.
Speaker 1: We played McCain pub trivia at home for the first
Speaker 1: time this morning and did they go off?
Speaker 2: Nessa scored herself a thousand.
Speaker 3: Bars one thousand dollars to pay for her furniture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do that again. That's tomorrow or so our nevos.
Speaker 1: Pay your bills. Just need to register via the Nova
Speaker 1: player and hopefully tomorrow we're looking up someone with a
Speaker 1: nice little chunk of cash toward a bill.
Speaker 4: If you haven't registered for handball Bleach, that's on you.
Speaker 4: You need to jump on the overplayer and do it
Speaker 4: because we're going to go out to another school tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Looking forward to that. Good stuff. Goodbye, take care