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Speaker 1: Malan Monty Wolf, Wolf Wolf.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, how's it going? Same as it was an
Speaker 2: hour ago.
Speaker 1: Same as it was an hour, same as it was
Speaker 1: ten minutes ago, same as it was last week. Hello everyone,
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening in Lucky little bite sized little nugget
Speaker 1: for your ears, A little morsel, if you will. I
Speaker 1: am bringing you something that I've spent a lot of
Speaker 1: time doing. I have this obsession with secrets.
Speaker 2: At the moment. I just love that concept of remember
Speaker 2: that guy wrote that was it a book?
Speaker 1: Post secret book? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I had it. Yes, there's something so freeing about the thought,
Speaker 2: but also like a voyeury stick, like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: what is your deepest uf?
Speaker 1: It's so juice, isn't Because some people have some rippers.
Speaker 1: I never have a secret, Like nothing happens in my
Speaker 1: life where do you know what I mean? Like nothing's
Speaker 1: like really like, oh my god, I cannot tell somebody,
Speaker 1: like I tell at least one person everything.
Speaker 2: I think everyone has, even if it's a small thing,
Speaker 2: even from your childhood or whatever, and you've thought, Okay,
Speaker 2: that's that's me just in my mind, or even if
Speaker 2: it's a thought or something. Yeah, okay, you have express
Speaker 2: to someone before, right. Anyway, So I went down this
Speaker 2: Reddit tunnel because the anonymity gives people license just say
Speaker 2: everything and listen. Ninety five percent of them are like,
Speaker 2: there's so much trauma on there. I'm like, exactly there.
Speaker 2: I've got to still reading this because there's a lot
Speaker 2: of bad people in the world.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. Mate, you were, hands down at the moment,
Speaker 1: the busiest person I know. Yet you get into these
Speaker 1: fucking vortex's which I know you'd be in for hours.
Speaker 2: I did this at two am because I can't stop.
Speaker 2: It's like, I can't stop. This is my problem in life.
Speaker 2: I figured it out. I have no moderation, no sense
Speaker 2: of moderation. Anyways, that's a whole other podcast. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so some are funny, some are cute. Anyway, let's just
Speaker 2: start with some little ones. I punched my dad in
Speaker 2: the balls and quickly hid before he even noticed. Imagine
Speaker 2: just going and cracking your dad in the balls while
Speaker 2: he was asleep. You know, it takes a second for
Speaker 2: them to register the pain. And then wake up and
Speaker 2: you just hiding and the dad just waking up, Like
Speaker 2: what the fuck was that? I thought that was good.
Speaker 2: Another person wrote, I shampooed my pubes.
Speaker 1: Wow, I've got a friend who blow drives his pubes.
Speaker 2: I mean, how long are you letting your pubes.
Speaker 1: Get our bigger? Your pubes to need to dry them
Speaker 1: off so they don't wet your pants or yeah, to
Speaker 1: clean them. That's amazing. But also I don't shampoo them.
Speaker 1: But if like you use hands open and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: I think you've got to.
Speaker 2: Just wash that area. Shampoo seems like it's excessive.
Speaker 1: I hope it's not oliplex. That's pricey.
Speaker 2: Imagine they condition it too. Every week of treatment in
Speaker 2: I think about running away from my life almost daily,
Speaker 2: not because it's bad, but just because I'm bored and
Speaker 2: think this can't be all there is to it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I have this relatable it's very relatable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think most people will have to do it. If
Speaker 2: you don't feel like that, sometimes I think you're a liar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that. Sometimes I think at some point,
Speaker 1: all of the sink is this it?
Speaker 2: Like? Is this what my life is?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Like when you are and.
Speaker 1: It's not a constant thought, but there's fleeting thoughts sometimes
Speaker 1: like that when things are tough.
Speaker 2: For sure. Yeah, I masturbated numerous times in the church bathroom.
Speaker 2: I just leave the service and go polish the pewtera
Speaker 2: like it was nothing. Oh my god, it's like that.
Speaker 2: That is like the ultimate sort of naughty thing to
Speaker 2: do other than like have sex. But masturbation is probably
Speaker 2: worth no lot for worse. Yes, okay, I found this
Speaker 2: so fascinating. I have a foot fetish. I really want
Speaker 2: to explain what it's like, because to me, it's not
Speaker 2: fucking fun at all. Think of a foot with a
Speaker 2: sock on like seeing a girl with a bikinion. It's nice,
Speaker 2: but you don't get to see everything with shoes on.
Speaker 2: They're basically fully clothed. Now when the socks off, it's
Speaker 2: comparable to seeing a girl naked. That's how arousing it is.
Speaker 2: Beaches and pools are miserable to be at because I
Speaker 2: have to hide my you know, and people people who
Speaker 2: were open toad sandals are my weakness and I get
Speaker 2: uncomfortable around them because they don't know what they're doing
Speaker 2: to me. It's also really made fun of because it's
Speaker 2: seen as weird, but I was born with it. It's
Speaker 2: a gift and a curse. That being said, and I'm
Speaker 2: in a relationship. If they are in the mood, they
Speaker 2: can just take their socks off, so it doesn't take much.
Speaker 2: And he said, and there's an edit there and he wrote, also,
Speaker 2: not every foot is attractive. People who have foot fetishes
Speaker 2: have their type of foot that they like. So just
Speaker 2: because you have feet doesn't mean someone with a foot
Speaker 2: fetish will be attracted to you. Isn't that fascinating?
Speaker 1: Fascinating yet because people with fetishes don't go, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna get this fetish like it's in them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like it's such a strange thing to be
Speaker 2: attracted to.
Speaker 1: It's a feat it's such yeah, because feet are crooked
Speaker 1: to me. But some people would have a hand fetish
Speaker 1: and that's just hell to you. Don't think of that fetish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people would have that if you think about it. People
Speaker 1: would love certain types of hands as well. It's not
Speaker 1: just feet. I feel like anything you can think of
Speaker 1: someone has a fetish for, do you know what I like?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people in the world.
Speaker 2: Can fuck anything, I guess seriously, though, Like I never
Speaker 2: would think that, Oh yeah, foot fetish is like that
Speaker 2: would be really hard for you because feet are everywhere. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: this is almost it's almost a bit hot to me, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: I once helped out a female friend's family by taking
Speaker 2: care of their cat for a week. Every day for
Speaker 2: a week I would go over there and snoop around
Speaker 2: their house. I found my friend's diary and proceeded to
Speaker 2: read the entire thing. I use this information to get
Speaker 2: her to like me, and she's currently my wife. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, it's a bit hot.
Speaker 1: It's psycho hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, psycho hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he altered himself to be who she wants
Speaker 1: in her diary.
Speaker 2: Well, I think he's used it as insight into maybe
Speaker 2: what she likes, what she wants in a person. And
Speaker 2: then he's sort of which I guess, you know, like
Speaker 2: we're talking about a couple of weeks ago. When you're
Speaker 2: at the start of a relationship, how you sort of
Speaker 2: might pretend to ye, yes, you know. Okay, how's this one?
Speaker 2: This is a bit darker, but not too dark. Some
Speaker 2: are so dark. Okay. When I was thirty three, my
Speaker 2: father died. My mother had passed a year earlier. A
Speaker 2: few days after his death, I was in his closet,
Speaker 2: just looking at stuff, thinking about what to do with everything.
Speaker 2: I saw an old jacket that I had never seen
Speaker 2: my father wear. I tried it on, but it was
Speaker 2: way too small, and that means that it would have
Speaker 2: been too small for my dad too. I put my
Speaker 2: hand in the inside pocket and found a roll of
Speaker 2: twenty dollar bills, six hundred and eighty dollars in total.
Speaker 2: Then I reached in the other pocket and found a
Speaker 2: note with a life insurance policy number and a name
Speaker 2: and phone number. My father told me he didn't have
Speaker 2: life insurance before he passed, so I wondered if it
Speaker 2: was an old policy. I called the number and it
Speaker 2: was the agent that sold him the policy. He told
Speaker 2: me there were three beneficiaries and it's still valid. It
Speaker 2: was worth three hundred thousand dollars to be split equally
Speaker 2: three ways between my brother, me, and Valeria. I have
Speaker 2: no idea who Valeria is. I took my one hundred
Speaker 2: thousand dollars, my brother got his one hundred thousand dollars,
Speaker 2: and I guess Valeria got hers. I liked to think
Speaker 2: she was a beautiful woman that rocked my dad's world
Speaker 2: in his final year on Earth. Oh and how horrible
Speaker 2: is this one? This is the last one. It's like
Speaker 2: two lines, but it's like, fuck, Okay, I'm not in
Speaker 2: love with my wife anymore, but can't leave because of
Speaker 2: the kids. I'm in love with her sister, who is
Speaker 2: also in an unhappy relationship.
Speaker 1: Shit fuck god, people have such hectic shit, don't they imagine?
Speaker 1: Oh no, that would happen all the time. Valeria though,
Speaker 1: Like what's gone on there? Like that's not you can
Speaker 1: then go, oh yeah, Valeria was after mom pass you
Speaker 1: got with Valeria even though he's my only the mom
Speaker 1: past year before, Like, Valeria was definitely a secret.
Speaker 2: Kid, secret kid. I reckon?
Speaker 1: But why was the jacket smaller? And why was there
Speaker 1: six hundred and whatever dollars in it? I don't know
Speaker 1: detail and so little information?
Speaker 2: How would you not have said something like you want
Speaker 2: your kids to if it is dead?
Speaker 1: Now he's dead? Yeah, why did he not? Why did
Speaker 1: he say I don't have life insurance policy when he did?
Speaker 2: So weird? It's so weird.
Speaker 1: People are weird, and people die with lots of secrets. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know, Oh so good? All right, thank you for listening. Y'all.
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