Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: Now then wake wake.
Speaker 3: Jason Lawrence starting morning the right way be great.
Speaker 1: Is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred. Well, good morning everybody
Speaker 1: working on a Wednesday. Good morning, Jason, Good morning Clint.
Speaker 1: We are Lauren less today? Poor things not well? So
Speaker 1: she is at home?
Speaker 2: Yes, get well, Lozzie. It is the luds, it's the lads. Hey,
Speaker 2: how did you sleep last night?
Speaker 1: Uh? I actually woke up in the same bed, which
Speaker 1: that's a bonus. It is like bed hopper. No, we
Speaker 1: got three young kids under eleven and today bed hoop.
Speaker 1: There's morning's early. I wake up and I'm like, we're
Speaker 1: I came in one of the kids beds on the
Speaker 1: second second floor. They must be in mind.
Speaker 2: They have big beds or are they just single beds? No,
Speaker 2: they've because when what age do they graduate to a double?
Speaker 1: This isn't like because where high rollers are, but they're
Speaker 1: in queen beds. Oh my no, hang on, hang on
Speaker 1: the what.
Speaker 2: Are the are you running a hotel now something? They
Speaker 2: got those lovely feather down pillow the three year olds
Speaker 2: on the single what even the three year old the
Speaker 2: three year olds just like I got a queen bed
Speaker 2: when I was twenty five.
Speaker 1: Are you still know.
Speaker 2: Jase?
Speaker 1: Are you still living in Yes? No, no, no, because
Speaker 1: they like they're the beds we passed down. So the
Speaker 1: eleven year your filthy mattress, We've got my stains on it,
Speaker 1: new mattress, topper and everything.
Speaker 2: That makes the world all right?
Speaker 1: How the priest come around and you know, dec in it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like the eleven year old and the eight
Speaker 1: year old, what.
Speaker 4: Are you complaining about. There's plenty of room for you
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 1: The downside is that family can come and stay in
Speaker 1: this room. Yeah. I mean, you know, if we had
Speaker 1: the motor, if we had the racing car bed, the
Speaker 1: mother in law couldn't come up the fair enough.
Speaker 2: The queen, Yeah, yourself, I really have Okay, so you
Speaker 2: can end up anywhere.
Speaker 1: I can end up anywhere clean, anywhere.
Speaker 4: Your same up.
Speaker 1: You don't know you aside mass You know what I
Speaker 1: was thinking the other day, right, we're taking the show
Speaker 1: to gather around. Yes, whole family holiday. You can take
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of listeners. We're all on the plane together.
Speaker 1: Were staying queen bet No, I was going to say,
Speaker 1: you might meet the love of your life on this trip.
Speaker 4: What afl mascot or you never know.
Speaker 1: So I went home with the magpie as long as
Speaker 1: it's not the Carlton mascot. You know, she freaks me.
Speaker 4: Out, telling me by the way, Yeah, just on the
Speaker 4: mask thing.
Speaker 1: You know how last week we're looking at the the
Speaker 1: thing that they've borne down in Tazi, the Tasmanian mascot.
Speaker 4: Did you see it where it poops the football? Oh no,
Speaker 4: I haven't seen that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So it eats the football, so it looks
Speaker 1: like someone's gone down the spotlight and dropped a couple
Speaker 1: of hundred bucks and done like a giant paper mache
Speaker 1: Tasmanian devil. Is it a devil?
Speaker 4: It's a devil?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it actually eats the football and then pops
Speaker 1: it out, peeps it out of the back.
Speaker 2: Square to god, they're cooked down the Speaking of mascots,
Speaker 2: did you see the Rabbit O's mascot who got done
Speaker 2: for pushing a child while in costume. The rabbit pushed
Speaker 2: a child and they had this whole big judiciary situation
Speaker 2: on the rabbit side where the rabbit I can't remember
Speaker 2: what the rabbit's name was.
Speaker 1: It's the way those kids treat those mascots. If I
Speaker 1: was in that thing made he worked at movie well,
Speaker 1: and you would have to dress up was one of
Speaker 1: the characters. And there's like really strict rules, like during
Speaker 1: summer you can only be in it for eleven minutes.
Speaker 1: And then even if all kids are lined up for photos,
Speaker 1: it's like, no, Daffy Duck's got to go. Otherwise Daffy
Speaker 1: Duck's gonna pass out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that licra is not good for the hot one.
Speaker 1: Hey. Look, we've got a big show coming up today. Yes,
Speaker 1: your chance to win? You wait to gather around. Oh
Speaker 1: do you see the news regarding the Geelong Cats mascot
Speaker 1: on the weekend?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Can you tell me about it?
Speaker 1: I will after Teddy swims. I've got vision to show you.
Speaker 1: You're gonna love This morning. Everyone, this is Nover. You've
Speaker 1: got jas, Lauren and Clint. Although we are minus Lauren
Speaker 1: this morning. Poor things not well at home, resting up.
Speaker 1: It's ending our best. Just before the song, we were
Speaker 1: talking about mascots. Yes, some of them freak me.
Speaker 4: Which one will?
Speaker 2: The New Tasmanian Devil which looks like it's made out
Speaker 2: of paper mash.
Speaker 1: A one of my boys have a fear of mascots. Oh, like,
Speaker 1: I know you can't take no, it's it's fine from
Speaker 1: a distance. But like we've we've been at the openings
Speaker 1: of things before, and you know how companies will have
Speaker 1: different mascots. Yeah, like, I don't think this is the one,
Speaker 1: but like Chemist Warehouse that have a giant pill come out.
Speaker 6: You have a giant for what I'm saying that, and
Speaker 6: it's the pill and say today Daddy will hello pill, Daddy.
Speaker 2: That's you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I mean like so, and then when they get close,
Speaker 1: he's like, no, dad, dad mascot, mascot. Anyway, the reason
Speaker 1: I'm bringing up this rattled.
Speaker 7: Me the Geelong Football Club. Yep, do you know about
Speaker 7: I know. Oh he's a bit different, isn't he.
Speaker 1: Cat Man cat Man Now I'm not a cat No, no, Catman.
Speaker 1: Cat Man Catman video was posted on the weekend hang
Speaker 1: on Catman's.
Speaker 8: Got Stalled cat episode.
Speaker 9: Cat Catman got himself some new fangs.
Speaker 2: So apparently cat Man on yep, sorry, he's getting his
Speaker 2: actual He's getting actual cat fang.
Speaker 4: Installed permanently. I hadn't seen Catman before without the cat business.
Speaker 1: Brady executive producer is just saying that apparently he eats
Speaker 1: cat food at the games. Is that true?
Speaker 2: He does?
Speaker 1: He eats whiskers cat food.
Speaker 4: I have seen it.
Speaker 8: He's eaten whiskers cat food.
Speaker 1: Who's the port mascot? You're a big port boy.
Speaker 2: We've got the lightning bolt.
Speaker 1: I think I'd rather the chemist warehouse pill.
Speaker 2: Hang on, just want to I just want to clear
Speaker 2: this up. So he's gone, and he's and he's done
Speaker 2: a sponsored post. Cat Man's done a sponsored post. And
Speaker 2: a dental group down Geelong Way has decided to install
Speaker 2: catlike teeth into the gob and their catch line is
Speaker 2: your dentist for every smile.
Speaker 1: Oh jay, I know that really rattled me.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, gracious me.
Speaker 1: Have we got the right mascots in the list?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think we do.
Speaker 4: I think we do.
Speaker 2: Buy and large. I mean, well, this fellow. They've got
Speaker 2: a couple of Flash Flash and Daisy. Yeah, a couple
Speaker 2: of little demons. Yeah, cat, cat man cat I most words,
Speaker 2: So what does he when he's out of the cat
Speaker 2: paraphernalia and he's chowing down on his chicken parma?
Speaker 1: Is enough and force you'd be like stee b you
Speaker 1: catmn No, you've got fangs? Are you sure? Troy Troy
Speaker 1: don't reveal his real names. Batman, I'm sorry, made of mine?
Speaker 1: You stepped to it's after school job. Was just dressed
Speaker 1: up as a giant. I think it was like a
Speaker 1: bird or pelican, and he used to have to stand
Speaker 1: outside like pizza shops and waved the waves.
Speaker 10: Today, honk your home, Yeah, honk your six dollar pizza.
Speaker 10: Tell me more about the chemistquare House pill. I don't
Speaker 10: know it was an example. It's just on eleven past six.
Speaker 10: Sell the calm your chances when you aded Teddy swims
Speaker 10: and cash to go. We're doing a thanks mates. She
Speaker 10: already express Oh the swanees.
Speaker 2: Chase's played that, because yesterday I toddled out to Glenn
Speaker 2: Ferry Oval, which.
Speaker 4: Is the spiritual home of the Hawks.
Speaker 2: It's actually hard to believe that the Hawthorne Footay Club
Speaker 2: played their games there for many men years up until
Speaker 2: went up until I want to say, like the early
Speaker 2: or sorry, late eightiesh But it looks like just a
Speaker 2: park Jays. It's it's well, there's one grand stand, but
Speaker 2: it's a bit decrepit. But they used to cramp twenty
Speaker 2: odd thousand people there.
Speaker 1: Sometimes those games are better though, because you're right on
Speaker 1: the field.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Well he retired a Swan's legend, but
Speaker 2: before that he won flags with the Hawks. I speak
Speaker 2: of Buddy Franklin. Now, yesterday was a special moment for
Speaker 2: Buddy because it was three years.
Speaker 4: Since this moment.
Speaker 11: His accuracy was never in doubt as the raw from
Speaker 11: the stands shook the SCG as fans surrounded the Swan's champion,
Speaker 11: savoring a moment in Australian sporting history. Well, Franklin's wife
Speaker 11: and daughter cheered from the stands. One woman even scattered
Speaker 11: her NaN's ashes on the hallowed turf.
Speaker 2: That was, of course, his one thousandth goal in l
Speaker 2: probably where I was, what about that? How wild at
Speaker 2: the SCG scattering your NaN's ashes?
Speaker 1: Buddy didn't.
Speaker 4: Buddy was?
Speaker 2: There were high fives or hugs. There was a couple
Speaker 2: of players actually had to exit via an ambulance race
Speaker 2: and walk around the outside of the ground to get
Speaker 2: back into the.
Speaker 1: They were arguing with security, I've done have a ticket,
Speaker 1: I'm in the outfit were playing I'm in the Boots.
Speaker 1: I remember I was at my mate Instant's house and
Speaker 1: it was just up the road and Lou my wife
Speaker 1: was like, can you hurry up and come home? And
Speaker 1: I said, I'll be home at the end of the game.
Speaker 1: And then that happened and it took him about half
Speaker 1: an hour to get everyone the field, and I was like,
Speaker 1: well there was an extra thirty minutes. I'm allowed out.
Speaker 2: There were people picnicking, crazy scene. So it's hard to
Speaker 2: believe that was three years since that moment. Well, yesterday
Speaker 2: Buddy sort of re emerged. He's back in a footy
Speaker 2: sense because he's now the ambassador for what they're labeling
Speaker 2: as Superkick. Now, Superkick is effectively OZ Kick for older
Speaker 2: kids from nine to twelve, so they're trying to establish
Speaker 2: oz Kick as being for the little kids and then
Speaker 2: Superkick being for the bigger little kids.
Speaker 1: If you get my drift at the moment, what are
Speaker 1: they pretty much go from I was Kick to a club.
Speaker 2: It's just been badged OZ kick all the way along.
Speaker 1: But no, I was trying to I was going to
Speaker 1: get the boys into O was Kick. And then when
Speaker 1: you fill out the registration form, it's like how much
Speaker 1: of a into it parent do you want to be?
Speaker 1: And then there's a big drive and it's like volunteer
Speaker 1: you should be golumpire, You've got to scroll so far
Speaker 1: down just to be just want to be a parent?
Speaker 2: What about canteen operator or anyway, Buddy was out and
Speaker 2: about now it's been he's sort of not I don't
Speaker 2: want to say reclusive, but he's he's chosen to obviously
Speaker 2: be the family man that he didn't get as much
Speaker 2: opportunity to be when he was playing. So he's sort
Speaker 2: of well, he's just been spending time with Center with Rockies,
Speaker 2: little Boy and Talula. But he re emerged yesterday and
Speaker 2: and my interaction with him was something that I'll remember
Speaker 2: forever because he was he had this beautiful aura about him.
Speaker 4: He was so relaxed, he was so happy.
Speaker 1: Had you had the chance to meet him before, Yeah, yeah, I'd.
Speaker 2: Met him a couple of times, but this is Buddy Franklin.
Speaker 2: He just he just seemed really happy, which made me happy.
Speaker 12: I remember coming down here as a skinny, seven eighty
Speaker 12: year old kid, and then now coming back over twenty
Speaker 12: years later definitely brings back some special memories. I still
Speaker 12: love having a kick, obviously with my little boy and
Speaker 12: my little girl. Just having that connection with him, I
Speaker 12: think there's nothing better.
Speaker 4: I like buddy, I do too.
Speaker 2: And this this now he's now he's now a dad,
Speaker 2: you know, and he's loving it, which which I just
Speaker 2: love as well.
Speaker 1: Did he go through a bit of a dark I
Speaker 1: know he had some depression issues and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I remember a little bit of time away from the game.
Speaker 2: At one stage he blown out, no, no, no, He's
Speaker 2: like he's bigg as than his He's got a big presence,
Speaker 2: he's got an amazing and when he shakes your hand,
Speaker 2: it's one of the big one of the biggest hands
Speaker 2: I've ever sure to be honest.
Speaker 1: Terrible with a hanch. Why I just I forget that
Speaker 1: that's my chance to And then you.
Speaker 2: Don't want to Mark Latham him, no, no, no, no
Speaker 2: no that when Mark Latham swung Johnny Howard around.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any fear of me, Mark Latham,
Speaker 1: Buddy Franklin.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's good to see your back, buddy. And as
Speaker 2: I say, superkick ambassador, sign your kids up.
Speaker 4: Getting up and the parents for it is.
Speaker 1: It's just gone twenty five past six morning, Melbourne. Gracie Abrams,
Speaker 1: that's so true. You are listening to Noble one hundred.
Speaker 1: You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint in This Morning.
Speaker 1: Laws is off, she's not well, she's at home wresting.
Speaker 1: She always goes a bit hard on Budget Night.
Speaker 2: Oh she loves budget loves Budget Night. Hay the good news.
Speaker 2: Is there something in that budget? I reckon for almost everybody.
Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 4: Yes, question, I didn't watch it. It wasn't my question.
Speaker 4: I was going to set an alarm.
Speaker 1: Were watching.
Speaker 4: I love Budget Night?
Speaker 1: Of course you do.
Speaker 2: Go ahead now Chris Color from the nine newsroom is
Speaker 2: going to do.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit later because you know, when we
Speaker 1: hear like, oh, we're going to get five hundred back
Speaker 1: and we're going to save money. Here is it money
Speaker 1: we have to apply for?
Speaker 2: Well, I dare say that you're probably in the wrong threshold.
Speaker 1: I'm just I feel like I own a bunch of franchises.
Speaker 1: When it comes to child care. They take so much
Speaker 1: from Oh yeah, but you know what I mean. We
Speaker 1: will come through in the tax return. Basically they adjust
Speaker 1: your tax return accordingly your tax rate, so you basically
Speaker 1: you're not seeing that money. It's nothing exactly, It's more
Speaker 1: you'll save that money as a bitstick getting it. Oh,
Speaker 1: will hold my questions for the financial life.
Speaker 2: You probably should coming. There'll be energy bill relief as well.
Speaker 2: I'm pleased to say, seventh morning.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Now, earlier in the.
Speaker 2: Show, Jase, you shocked me. You you rattled me to
Speaker 2: my core because we were talking about your kids and not.
Speaker 2: It started out as how they sleep, but then it
Speaker 2: graduated to where they sleep.
Speaker 1: I wake up and I'm like, where where I came home?
Speaker 1: In one of the kids' beds. They must be more.
Speaker 4: Do they have big beds or are they just single beds?
Speaker 2: No, they've because when what age do they graduate to
Speaker 2: a double This isn't like because.
Speaker 1: Where high rollers are, but they're in queen beds. Oh
Speaker 1: my no, hang on, hang on the three year old
Speaker 1: on the sing.
Speaker 4: What even the three year old? The three year old's
Speaker 4: just like I got a queen bed when I was
Speaker 4: twenty five.
Speaker 1: I just want to clarify.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, it's like a hotel, you
Speaker 4: know in the Crown Towel.
Speaker 1: They're hand me down beds. So like one of them
Speaker 1: is in like my original queen bed, the other ones.
Speaker 4: In how original was like? Because what you did the
Speaker 4: business in it before?
Speaker 1: And I got together and then my wife had a
Speaker 1: queen bed, So I guess, yeah, whoever I did the
Speaker 1: business in mind, whoever she did the business in.
Speaker 4: Jeez, you don't want those mattresses to talk to.
Speaker 2: I don't believe you put you put your kids in
Speaker 2: the queen beds that you both sail.
Speaker 1: Just put a mattress topper on it.
Speaker 4: That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: How we were you when you got a queen bed?
Speaker 1: Because you know, there's the there's the single, but then
Speaker 1: there's the well, mom and dad told me king single,
Speaker 1: there's the king single.
Speaker 2: Mom and dad said, I think I was about sixteen maybe,
Speaker 2: and they said, if you want a queen bed, you're
Speaker 2: gonna have to buy one.
Speaker 1: What about a double? Queen's quite a jump for a
Speaker 1: sixteen year old from a single to a queen. Well,
Speaker 1: the doubles just a bit small, isn't it? It really is.
Speaker 4: I think I was in a single until I moved out,
Speaker 4: which was like, how.
Speaker 1: Were you when you moved out?
Speaker 2: I'll moved to Bendigo to to be a cadet journalist.
Speaker 2: I was eighteen, okay, right, and that's that's when I bought.
Speaker 4: One hand on heart?
Speaker 1: Did you do the fantastic furniture? Thousand dollars package where
Speaker 1: a kitchen take Mattress's glore thousand dollars? Can I deck
Speaker 1: my house out?
Speaker 4: How old were you I?
Speaker 1: I remember getting a queen bed when I was like fifteen,
Speaker 1: but it was a hand me down from my sisters.
Speaker 1: And that was a hand me down from my parents.
Speaker 4: Oh that's just what are they doing?
Speaker 2: That's disgusting they I love sleeping in other people's juices?
Speaker 1: Can I asked? Can I ask the team? Brody Executive produced?
Speaker 1: How were you when you were out of a single?
Speaker 13: I was about nineteen when I progressed time. One of
Speaker 13: my friends, Fat Ben was in a single in a
Speaker 13: sharehouse and he was like, twenty six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a hard can't be doing that.
Speaker 4: Even when you go to a hotel and you cop
Speaker 4: the single, Oh you know what I had the other day?
Speaker 4: Poke out the end.
Speaker 1: I was in there when we went to Brisbane for
Speaker 1: the night. It was the middle of the night and
Speaker 1: I started tossing and turning in the middle of It
Speaker 1: was just me up there and I was in like
Speaker 1: a queen bed. But I started to roll in the
Speaker 1: middle and the bed start giving away. It was two
Speaker 1: singles pushed together and it was like I was coming
Speaker 1: the crack, get me out thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: Can we find the oldest person in a single bed?
Speaker 4: Yes, well there's going to be.
Speaker 2: There'd be.
Speaker 1: Apprentise is on the job site? Yeah yeah, How old
Speaker 1: are you? And are you still in a single bed?
Speaker 4: There's no shame in it?
Speaker 1: Yeah there is not by all means, job someone in
Speaker 1: as well. If you've got an apprentice on the job
Speaker 1: site this morning, Ay Barry, you're forty, you're still in
Speaker 1: a single bed.
Speaker 2: What about if you're a mum? Shame your son or daughter?
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Speaker 2: double or quick Good's a great system. What do you
Speaker 2: think is the appropriate age? So it's time to step
Speaker 2: up and move on.
Speaker 4: We'll certainly not ten like your kids.
Speaker 1: I would love a twenty five year old still in
Speaker 1: a racing carpet.
Speaker 4: A single bunks My feet keep hitting the spoiler.
Speaker 1: Twenty four ten, How old are you and he is
Speaker 1: still in a single bed and we are talking big
Speaker 1: people in small.
Speaker 2: Beds on thirteen twenty four to ten, Jason, This all
Speaker 2: stems from the fact that you declared that your children, children,
Speaker 2: pint sized children, are in queen beds.
Speaker 1: Again, they're hand me downs. Nothing annoys me more than
Speaker 1: getting on a plane. Yeah, and you have to walk
Speaker 1: through the business class area to get to your seat
Speaker 1: right down the back. And then some rich pude got
Speaker 1: their kid sitting in a business class seat and I'm
Speaker 1: look at your little legs in that giant seat holding
Speaker 1: a glass of champagne. Meanwhile, I'm looking for twenty nine if.
Speaker 2: Okay, thirteen twenty four ten to join the show. How
Speaker 2: old are you and are you still in a single bed?
Speaker 1: I just got a text from a maid of mine instant. Eh,
Speaker 1: he's a trading Is he a single bed?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, he said. I was at a customer's house
Speaker 1: last week. She would have been in her forties and
Speaker 1: only had a single bed. Page in Hastings. Tell us
Speaker 1: about your friend.
Speaker 14: This about five years ago. Ye, we're all his place
Speaker 14: for I think it was a pool party and he
Speaker 14: was twenty seven and we're all talking and something about
Speaker 14: beds came up and his dad pipes up and says, mate,
Speaker 14: you can't talk. You're twenty seven years old and you're
Speaker 14: in a race car bed.
Speaker 13: Ah.
Speaker 2: There, it is a race car and it was legit.
Speaker 15: It was legit.
Speaker 14: We all went and had a gig and it was.
Speaker 15: It's still a sticker page.
Speaker 1: Can I ask if you if you're out the club
Speaker 1: one night, new nice gentlemen went back to he had
Speaker 1: a racing car bed. Would you do a yui and leve?
Speaker 1: Or would you stay?
Speaker 14: I would not stay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Probably would for the thrill of it, wouldn't you?
Speaker 1: Alex in Dulama, Right, Dulam, what's your story?
Speaker 14: I've got four I've got four brothers and we're all
Speaker 14: sleeping single.
Speaker 4: Beds and wind up next to each other.
Speaker 14: Yeah, we got three in one room and two in
Speaker 14: the other.
Speaker 16: And at night times, if someone's fast, it's on.
Speaker 1: That tunds like the backpackers. Are you all still at home? Yeah?
Speaker 14: Also, and we're all six foot plus so.
Speaker 2: Your feet hang off the king single. Sure, that's so
Speaker 2: much roomy.
Speaker 1: Anyone, it's time to grow up. Any plans for you
Speaker 1: boys to move out?
Speaker 4: I'll move it out soon in a couple of months.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take your single bed with you, maybe
Speaker 2: for a spare room, just in case.
Speaker 4: You have any of you had guests back. No, you can't,
Speaker 4: it's impossible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's trying to take airline toilets. I don't know
Speaker 1: how that that what's done? Well, well people have you
Speaker 1: know my high there's not.
Speaker 4: A lot of room to movies? Absolutely not, Julia, good morning.
Speaker 2: Set the sign for us? Who is it?
Speaker 4: Is it you or someone else?
Speaker 14: So it's my brother, my thirty eight year old brother.
Speaker 15: In his bed that he got when he was out
Speaker 15: of the cot, and it's got the Teddy Bear engraved in.
Speaker 2: The bed head.
Speaker 1: Has he got this in his house or is he
Speaker 1: still at home?
Speaker 15: No, he still lives at home with some and dad.
Speaker 1: He's thirty eight.
Speaker 17: Yeah, mummy's boy.
Speaker 1: Is he Does he have a partners?
Speaker 4: He single?
Speaker 14: No, so he did have a partner for two years
Speaker 14: and and yeah, I'm told and broke up.
Speaker 1: Well, she couldn't sleep over, there was no room.
Speaker 14: That's lay from the from the bed. Sorry put him
Speaker 14: part ways from the bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, he picked the bed over the girl.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's bad and wrong. That's you know what
Speaker 2: see you like?
Speaker 1: See that worries me because I've got three boys, and
Speaker 1: I hear that and I go, oh no. I thought
Speaker 1: when they hit eighteen, I get my life back and
Speaker 1: I go on the ships. That worries me.
Speaker 2: Thirty eight Why does that worry? Your boys are in
Speaker 2: queen beds the living.
Speaker 1: It's a good boy. They got one leg out the
Speaker 1: door ready. They are a crowdowers. I'll tell you what, Juliet.
Speaker 1: We're going to buy your brother a double bed because
Speaker 1: we think it's time for him to step up and
Speaker 1: move out. Kill me both. I want to be clear.
Speaker 1: We're not getting in his own unit or anything like that.
Speaker 2: We're just get in the bed. But he has to
Speaker 2: buy his own Manchester.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, he has to go down. It's Manchester.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I remember when lou and I first got together. We've
Speaker 1: been together for like twenty years now, and she came
Speaker 1: over and she's like, yeah, we're going sheet shopping tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I remember dragging me off to what's the fancy sheets? Sheridan, Yes,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you want me to spend what on
Speaker 1: a pillow case?
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I can go that funny little top sheet.
Speaker 1: I don't do. I'm a fitted sheep and I'm good
Speaker 1: to go. Wow, good mon and Albourne. Just go on
Speaker 1: seven past seven. Hey, the old air Show is on
Speaker 1: in Geelong. Protest going on.
Speaker 4: Armors out there this morning.
Speaker 2: They gathered the protesters that is around seven o'clock, so
Speaker 2: around now and a big police presence. So if you're
Speaker 2: heading down that way, just allow extra time because I
Speaker 2: know the Princess Freeways, there's a few roadblocks.
Speaker 1: Have a stupid question regarding their show. Can you just
Speaker 1: not buy a ticket and look up? Do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: So just park somewhere close. Yeah, and look there's a
Speaker 2: whole lot of like you can go inside plane. Yeah okay, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, buy little models and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: Right you needed by the model. Hey, speaking of police,
Speaker 1: coming up this hour on the show, we are going
Speaker 1: to be braving the Popo. We've got our friendly police officer,
Speaker 1: Cheesy in the house.
Speaker 4: He's very cheeky.
Speaker 1: I love him. You can ask whatever you want. In fact,
Speaker 1: you can register now thirteen twenty fourteen if you have
Speaker 1: a question for the police.
Speaker 4: Though, listen, sorry, I want.
Speaker 1: To know what the percentage is when it comes to
Speaker 1: the speeding window, you know what I mean? So like
Speaker 1: in a sixty zone, if you're doing like sixty two, yeah,
Speaker 1: do they bust you? I thought it was like I
Speaker 1: thought it was ten percent. Oh that's a lot, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I think I always I always think if you're doing
Speaker 2: one hundred and it's one hundred and three, I think
Speaker 2: that's about right, isn't it.
Speaker 1: But that's what I thought.
Speaker 4: You probably should just stay under absolutely of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course Cheesy's advice exactly.
Speaker 1: So he's joining us after seven thirty this morning. You'll
Speaker 1: notice we are Minus the laws. The poor thing is
Speaker 1: resting up big, big night celebrating the budget.
Speaker 4: Yes, wasn't it exciting?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I didn't really get it, So we're going to get
Speaker 1: an expert to explain it to and he's big on Instagram.
Speaker 1: My friend Chris Kohl is going to join us. Very
Speaker 1: handsome as well for a finance guy. Is that why
Speaker 1: he's big on the gram?
Speaker 2: I think so right.
Speaker 1: We're going to break down the budget, make it nice
Speaker 1: and easy, tell us how much we're getting. We'll find
Speaker 1: out next. There's Jason Lauren Clint here as well, where
Speaker 1: Minus lows today. Poor thing is off. You are listening
Speaker 1: to Nova as we do thanks to Shell Ready Express
Speaker 1: and still to come this morning. You're listening out for
Speaker 1: the horn. I've got the power, the sole power rest
Speaker 1: with me, Jason. At some point Clint will blast the
Speaker 1: footy horn when he does. Give us a ring, and
Speaker 1: you guarantee a spot on our flight to gather around.
Speaker 1: We're doing a family trip. Flights are calm, the games.
Speaker 1: We're all going together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jase's in charge of the hospitality. I want to
Speaker 2: talk about the budget, the federal budget. We've got to
Speaker 2: get excited about it. Jace.
Speaker 4: Are you excited?
Speaker 1: Not really? I don't understand.
Speaker 2: There's a lot in it for you. Luckily, I've got
Speaker 2: someone standing by who can explain it all, and he
Speaker 2: does it very well on his Instagram.
Speaker 4: Have you sent his Instagram?
Speaker 2: Yes, five hundred and thirteen thousand followers.
Speaker 1: What about that? Not bad?
Speaker 2: Chris Coola joins, it's my colleague and nine News finance editor.
Speaker 2: Good morning to you, Chris.
Speaker 1: Morning guys, there you going, We're good. How had you
Speaker 1: been sore to celebrate last night? Budget night for a
Speaker 1: finance guy to be big?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 8: Famously, the nerds kind of let their hair down. After
Speaker 8: the budget is wrapped up, you work till about ten
Speaker 8: and then a couple of beers. But no, I think
Speaker 8: it was pretty tame. Everyone behave.
Speaker 4: Does the treasurer let his hair down?
Speaker 8: It's a good question.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I mean, you don't want to be caught smoking to
Speaker 8: the guards or anything like that anymore.
Speaker 2: After the car out, did he post budget like I've
Speaker 2: done it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm done to the man.
Speaker 2: I am the big, big money man.
Speaker 1: He sort of looked like the monopoly man as well. Hey, Chris,
Speaker 1: break it down for us, Like a lot of the time,
Speaker 1: we hear we're going to save here, and we're going
Speaker 1: to we're going to get more money back in our
Speaker 1: pocket here and there. Is it money this year we're
Speaker 1: going to have to apply for or is it more
Speaker 1: just going to affect our tax returns in a year's time.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's certainly the show piece of this one, Jason.
Speaker 8: I mean, the whole kind of secret with this budget
Speaker 8: was these new tax cuts that we're going to be getting. Now,
Speaker 8: when people hear about tax cus, they want to know
Speaker 8: when they want to know how much. Unfortunately, the news
Speaker 8: on those fronts, he's not that great we're talking about
Speaker 8: him being phased in from mid next year, and once
Speaker 8: it's all fully up and running, we're talking about twenty
Speaker 8: dollars a month for the average earner. So while it
Speaker 8: sounds pretty good when you stay at is you know,
Speaker 8: five hundred and thirty six dollars in your back pocket
Speaker 8: next year or the year after, I think for most
Speaker 8: people it's going to be just a little bit of help.
Speaker 4: To keep it in mind. We've just had a tax cut,
Speaker 4: have we not.
Speaker 8: Yes, we have, and the federal government's very keen to
Speaker 8: talk to you about the Stage three tax cuts that
Speaker 8: were coming in. They were implemented in first place from
Speaker 8: the Coalition and they just sort of rolled on through,
Speaker 8: so people have been saving money. This was a bit
Speaker 8: of a sweetener. This is an election budget, this sort
Speaker 8: of a do no harm budget, right, Yeah, So look,
Speaker 8: the tax cuts are a big one. The other thing
Speaker 8: they really wanted to talk about was non compete clauses,
Speaker 8: which is something that we hadn't really been thinking that
Speaker 8: much about, but it turns out apparently people like hairdressers,
Speaker 8: hospitality staff and tradees three million Australians have had these
Speaker 8: clauses in their contract that stopped them looking for better
Speaker 8: paychecks at a competitor. Government wants to make that completely illegal.
Speaker 8: So that was another thing we weren't really expecting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, just.
Speaker 4: Back on the if it applies to radio non compete, cause.
Speaker 1: We're not leaving. We're happy where we are. We ain't leaving.
Speaker 1: We ain't leaving. We're not coming through that. Again, you
Speaker 1: mentioned how we were. I really see this till mid
Speaker 1: next year, right, and correctly if I'm wrong? Does that
Speaker 1: mean they could come out this time, say if Albo
Speaker 1: gets voted back in, right, they could come out next
Speaker 1: year in the budget and totally change what they're promising again,
Speaker 1: couldn't they? So what they're actually telling us we're going
Speaker 1: to get now we may never see.
Speaker 8: Look, they will stick by this. The coalition, on the
Speaker 8: other hand, says that they're not going to do this
Speaker 8: tax cut. So it's very much a vote for us
Speaker 8: and you get you.
Speaker 1: Know, because they get a reply, They get a budget reply,
Speaker 1: don't they.
Speaker 8: That's right? So Angus Taylor is going to be handing
Speaker 8: that out pretty soon. He came out very hard last
Speaker 8: night saying that this is a terrible budget. Of course
Speaker 8: you'd expect him to say that, but Interestingly, he said,
Speaker 8: we're not going to match these tax cuts, which is
Speaker 8: a bit of an odd move, some would say, in.
Speaker 4: The least in their back pocket, you would think.
Speaker 8: So we haven't heard any detail on that, but he
Speaker 8: says that this is not enough. I mean, the big
Speaker 8: thing for the federal government is that they don't want
Speaker 8: to get in the way of interest rate cuts. We've
Speaker 8: got potentially up to three more rate cuts coming before
Speaker 8: the end of the year. I mean, that could be
Speaker 8: worth two hundred and seventy dollars a month. The last
Speaker 8: thing the government wants to do is spark if and
Speaker 8: kick the whole thing off again.
Speaker 1: Hey Chris, what about power bills?
Speaker 8: Yep, there's going to be some energy rebates. They're going
Speaker 8: to roll that out further. That means another one hundred
Speaker 8: and fifty dollars off your power bill this year, and
Speaker 8: they're going to keep that rolling. That's going to be
Speaker 8: helpful for households and small businesses. So certainly that's a
Speaker 8: big part of it. Bulk billing incentives was another one
Speaker 8: that's being boosted. So more free trips to the doctor.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're trying to find it. Sorry to cut
Speaker 1: you off for trying to find a doctor of bulk
Speaker 1: bills though. That's the challenge.
Speaker 8: Well, that's the thing. So they're trying to broaden this
Speaker 8: so that more doctors will be incentivized to do it.
Speaker 8: The problem is you can't find anyone who got kills.
Speaker 8: That's think that the government's trying to address.
Speaker 1: What about childcare? Because I know, I mean in our
Speaker 1: little circle of friends, and to be honest, we're sort
Speaker 1: of at this point as well. My wife wants to
Speaker 1: go back to work and we'll work. We're working it
Speaker 1: all out, and we're like, sometimes it's actually not worth
Speaker 1: going back to work because the money you're pulling away
Speaker 1: in childcare.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're deliberately targeting that one too, Jason. They're saying,
Speaker 8: scindary workers should be able to go back to work
Speaker 8: and not dump all of their money into charge. Yes,
Speaker 8: so they're trying to boost that subsidy and broaden it
Speaker 8: as well, which is already quite big. They're trying to
Speaker 8: make it sort of better. I suppose they're trying to
Speaker 8: sort of tweak it around the edges to make sure
Speaker 8: that it actually works and his stick for purpose. So
Speaker 8: that's another big one for sure.
Speaker 1: Because it's an issue that comes up. I mean, we've
Speaker 1: had three kids and we've we've jostled with this every time.
Speaker 1: And I know a lot of friends are in the
Speaker 1: same boat that, you know, like my wife for a
Speaker 1: mental health once you get out of the house and
Speaker 1: get back to work. But it's sometimes it's not worth it,
Speaker 1: you see there going what do we make fifty bucks
Speaker 1: at the end of the week. By the time we
Speaker 1: pay for it's crazy.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, the whole income goes. And then the problem is
Speaker 8: you spend time out of the workforce because you say
Speaker 8: it doesn't matter, and then by the time you've entered
Speaker 8: back in when the kids are a little bit older,
Speaker 8: you lose time in the workforce, you lose super It's
Speaker 8: not a good result. So the government's definitely trying.
Speaker 2: To Chris is in the trenches himself now a dad
Speaker 2: for a second time, just a few weeks back. Congratulations mate,
Speaker 2: thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Look, you know I was in the lockup while they
Speaker 8: were going down last night. My wife, My wife was
Speaker 8: the one in the trenches, so she did very well
Speaker 8: to get everybody.
Speaker 2: Chris, you're you're old man, of course, a wise man.
Speaker 2: ABC Finance editor for many many years. Does he still
Speaker 2: Christmas at your Chris, who is following in his father's footsteps?
Speaker 2: Part was it? Was it what he was doing on
Speaker 2: the telly that inspired you?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I grew up watching him. I mean I grew
Speaker 8: up watching which is a bit of a weird one.
Speaker 8: But look, yeah, he's done a lot of budgets in
Speaker 8: his time. My goodness. He wrote for newspapers, you know,
Speaker 8: back when they were doing it on typewriters, so things
Speaker 8: have changed a little bit.
Speaker 1: But imagine playing monopoly at that family house. Don't buy
Speaker 1: park Laine. It's a bad investment. Christ You never swindled
Speaker 1: any cash from the bank. Oh god, no, absolutely, Chris.
Speaker 1: We appreciate your time this morning.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 1: We know it's busy, but thanks for breaking it down
Speaker 1: for us.
Speaker 8: Anytime.
Speaker 1: Chris Colin News on Instagram hit him up.
Speaker 4: He's very popular.
Speaker 1: He is very popular. A lot of mums and the
Speaker 1: burbs trying to save a bit of coin online. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you it is just gone to twenty past
Speaker 1: seven and we are talking bad boys. Tell you what
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty fourteen. If you're a lady out there in
Speaker 1: Melbourne who has a thing for bad boys or has
Speaker 1: had a thing, can you let her know what it is,
Speaker 1: Let us know what it is.
Speaker 4: As a clean skin, myself jas as far far departed from.
Speaker 2: The bad boys there.
Speaker 1: Would you like to think you're a bad boy or not?
Speaker 4: There's just nothing about me that's bad. I mean, what
Speaker 4: is it?
Speaker 1: I'm am I a bad.
Speaker 2: BOYE you absolutely know.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what if you join us on the air,
Speaker 1: I've got two hundred dollars and a condo vouchers up
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Speaker 1: East thanks to Anaconda thirteen twenty four ten. What is
Speaker 1: it about bad boys that you like? Ladies? Give us
Speaker 1: a call.
Speaker 4: What you're going to do when they come for you?
Speaker 2: This is all off the back and married at first Sight,
Speaker 2: channel nine's big, big reality TV show. One of their alumni,
Speaker 2: Eden Harper, has been called out for spending a little
Speaker 2: bit too much time with this season's bad boy, a
Speaker 2: bloke by the name of Adrian. Now, Adrian has been
Speaker 2: a dating athena on the show, but he's just it's
Speaker 2: been a real chaotic relationship and he's just a bit
Speaker 2: of a you know what, He's a bit of a
Speaker 2: drop kick to be honest.
Speaker 1: See, I've always had this theory right, because I've got
Speaker 1: three older sisters, so I had a front row seat
Speaker 1: to watch the people they had dated.
Speaker 2: They would date clean skins. They're good girl.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, My theory is and by all means again, ladies, because.
Speaker 2: You were so intimidating, Wait till you meet my brother.
Speaker 1: He's three, because there's a huge age gap. My philosophy
Speaker 1: as girls like to hook up with a bad boy.
Speaker 1: But is that why we marry a good Yes, but
Speaker 1: settle down with the Yes. It explains my drought right now,
Speaker 1: exactly right, exactly. You're just waiting for them to go
Speaker 1: turn bad. No, no, she turned bad. No, you just
Speaker 1: got to hold out. You're the good guy. You're the
Speaker 1: guy that they will come to the scraps. Yes, when
Speaker 1: they're done, when they're finished having fun, they'll go. I
Speaker 1: need to settle down.
Speaker 4: What a time to be your life?
Speaker 1: I need I needs security.
Speaker 4: Do you know they come from the money?
Speaker 1: Do you like a bad girl?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: No, absolute cleint skin.
Speaker 1: Ex's in the past. Have you dated a couple of teachers?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like nurses?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, you like to be looked after, yes, minus the outfit, Sarah,
Speaker 2: We've got We've got one good morning.
Speaker 1: Clint, so glad you ran because he knew.
Speaker 4: Sarah, you're not a nurse, are you?
Speaker 1: Clint likes to be looked at.
Speaker 2: It's okay, but you you are bad boys, Sarah.
Speaker 14: You reformed reforms bad by lover right.
Speaker 1: Okay? So is it like my philosophy? You like to
Speaker 1: party and hook up with bad boys, but you want
Speaker 1: to settle down with a good boy.
Speaker 17: I would the end is right.
Speaker 15: That started not really a part of you.
Speaker 14: I'll never have been.
Speaker 15: But it's more living life on the edge, you know,
Speaker 15: dangling from a cliff. You could fall, you could survive
Speaker 15: and have a interesting, wonderful story.
Speaker 1: What what is it about a bad boy?
Speaker 4: Is it a turn on?
Speaker 1: Or what is it? Or is it like is it tattoos?
Speaker 1: Is someone that's in trouble with the police? Is it
Speaker 1: you know how bad?
Speaker 5: It's a little bit more self sabotaged and you get
Speaker 5: down to the bottom of it all.
Speaker 1: You like to fix people?
Speaker 15: Yes, yes, so that's that's what.
Speaker 14: We come from formerly and now we've learned our lessons.
Speaker 1: That's the stage I went through when I was younger. Geez,
Speaker 1: I'd be attracted to bad girls because I think I'm
Speaker 1: going to try and help fix. Yeah, it's a lot
Speaker 1: of work.
Speaker 2: Good on your mother, Teresa much Uh so, Sarah, you
Speaker 2: say you're a form now yes, So did you meet
Speaker 2: a good boy, A.
Speaker 15: Very very good boy.
Speaker 4: That's boring?
Speaker 12: No, no, no, you.
Speaker 15: Just compared to the.
Speaker 13: Better.
Speaker 1: I dated a girl once. There's I never got my
Speaker 1: head around this. Right. I dated a girl once and
Speaker 1: I found out her ex boyfriend. Right, Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: Kobe Abutant. Now Kobe is one is like a bad boy.
Speaker 1: It's one of the bra boys. They're the Marubra surf gang. Right,
Speaker 1: They're they're real bad notorious. Yep, there was a documentary
Speaker 1: Russell Crowe voice on them like notorious bad boys. You google, Brodie,
Speaker 1: Can you google? Because I want to show I recond
Speaker 1: covered in tats. So this girl I was dating, right,
Speaker 1: and this is me like early twenties, good boy used
Speaker 1: to have a bird, Avery.
Speaker 2: How do you how do you a ginger bloke with
Speaker 2: a bird?
Speaker 1: Avery? Our sexy chubby ginger man with a bird Avery
Speaker 1: in the suburbs of Brisbane versus, how do you bra
Speaker 1: boy with tattoos? Oh?
Speaker 4: My goodness, Yeah, you ain't him. You ain't him.
Speaker 2: He's got like he's got one of those circular neck
Speaker 2: tattoos that go right across the chest.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: And he's got weeks The Home and Away Boys. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's who it's based on, The bra Boys. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Home and Away. Look at his chest, I know, God,
Speaker 1: look at the six pack. Closest thing I get to
Speaker 1: that is the ones I've got the fridge, the Stone
Speaker 1: and Water home.
Speaker 4: You get one through the drive, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh, jas so I was obviously the good boy after
Speaker 1: dating the bad boy. Yeah, everyone needs one. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just gone twenty eight to eight coming up. We're going
Speaker 1: to check you around to work time, saber traffic, and
Speaker 1: then we are probing the po pos. It's just Jason Klemper.
Speaker 1: We're joined by this man.
Speaker 2: I want, Jason is.
Speaker 8: Tell me what's you know?
Speaker 1: Every a couple of weeks we get members in from
Speaker 1: the Victorian Police. We love you guys, and we love
Speaker 1: this man. Superintendent Wayne Cheeseman, otherwise known as Cheesy. Are
Speaker 1: friendly or is it a cop morning Cheese?
Speaker 16: Good morning Jason?
Speaker 4: Very friendly, isn't he He is? He is unless you
Speaker 4: see him on the front line.
Speaker 1: Although I was just saying off the air cheesy. I
Speaker 1: feel like I could outrun you are no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, I'm just you know, probably could.
Speaker 2: You say you're undercover fit? He is really undercovered.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like you'd sit in the chair and
Speaker 1: just try and get me with the taser.
Speaker 16: I'm probably lucky because I can see one of the
Speaker 16: young constables.
Speaker 1: That's what it is.
Speaker 4: Go get him cheese.
Speaker 2: Down Avalon Way today there is a big police presence
Speaker 2: because the Avalon Air Show officially kicks off. There's a
Speaker 2: whole lot of exhibitors there that are going to sort
Speaker 2: of elicit a bit of a response from a certain
Speaker 2: demographic when it comes to protest. How have police that
Speaker 2: have tackled that and prepared.
Speaker 16: For so we have an acceptance and everybody's got a
Speaker 16: right to protest. The police role in that is to
Speaker 16: make sure everybody is safe while that process is happening.
Speaker 16: So the people who are working there, the protesters, and
Speaker 16: the police were all safe. So we look at all
Speaker 16: the intelligence leading up and we planned accordingly. I won't
Speaker 16: go into the numbers we've got down there, but we've
Speaker 16: got efficient numbers down there that we are satisfied that, yes,
Speaker 16: there will be protests activity it's an emotional topic because
Speaker 16: it's offered an anti war type them, given them what's
Speaker 16: going on in the world today. But we're comfortable that
Speaker 16: we've got enough people down there, enough experience down there,
Speaker 16: that we'll be able to ensure that the protesters are
Speaker 16: separate to the general public coming in will facilitate enty
Speaker 16: and things like that, and everybody will be safe while
Speaker 16: the processes have their say.
Speaker 1: Do you find because I remember, I remember they were
Speaker 1: protesting Landforces South Melbourne. Yeah, a near Crown there when
Speaker 1: the big gathering is really Convention Center. And sometimes I
Speaker 1: feel for the people protesting because I sometimes, is there
Speaker 1: just a couple of bad eggs in the bunch? Do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean that treating cops bad? Like
Speaker 1: I said, I'm throwing bottle as the horses and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, and then it sort of takes the power
Speaker 1: away of what they're actually protesting for. What's do you
Speaker 1: find most of them are pretty well behaved.
Speaker 16: No, So I worked down there, so from the experience
Speaker 16: on that very first day, there are a lot of
Speaker 16: genuine people who just want to have their say, and
Speaker 16: so you get you know, mum and dad, grandmograun within
Speaker 16: that group, though there are professional protests agitators, that's exactly right,
Speaker 16: and they come often looking for a confrontation, so they're
Speaker 16: all together. So that very first day it got willing.
Speaker 16: The police went strong against the protest group, and then
Speaker 16: we found the next day that the numbers of the
Speaker 16: protest group were a lot less. And I think what
Speaker 16: happened is those general protesters said we don't want to
Speaker 16: be part of this, and they remove out of it.
Speaker 16: So we just had the core group being for the
Speaker 16: rest of the time.
Speaker 2: If you've got a question for Cheesey by the way
Speaker 2: and twenty four to ten about any aspect of Victoria police,
Speaker 2: can I just quickly.
Speaker 4: Just one more on avalon.
Speaker 2: If you've got mum's dads clearly planning to head down
Speaker 2: the Princess Highway, take their kids to have some fun
Speaker 2: to see it, what's your advice to them?
Speaker 4: Business as usual?
Speaker 16: I would say, still come. There is a police presidence here,
Speaker 16: We have traffic management plans. The organizers have got a
Speaker 16: really good plan in relation to getting people in and out.
Speaker 16: There won't be any problem. I encourage you to go
Speaker 16: go and see the planes. It's a great thing to
Speaker 16: watch some of the planes are amazing, So just go
Speaker 16: there and the police will ensure that you have a
Speaker 16: safe passage in and out and there won't be any problems.
Speaker 1: Great, all right, questions for Cheesy thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: Nothing's off limits? Question? Is there a percentage when it
Speaker 1: comes to us getting done for speeding? Like for example,
Speaker 1: say if I'm in an eighty zone and I'm doing
Speaker 1: eighty four, would you get I think you're.
Speaker 4: Done eighty four in an eighty.
Speaker 16: So can I just I'll lead to your question, but
Speaker 16: we encourage people to stay within the spader, which is
Speaker 16: what I told him Cheese. So that is my message
Speaker 16: to all your listeners to stay with him because we've
Speaker 16: seen too many deaths on the road. Like it's if
Speaker 16: we were if we were looking at three hundred homicides
Speaker 16: a year, there'd be outraged. But unfortunately is a big
Speaker 16: problem with Victoria, and it's not just speed, it's distracted
Speaker 16: driving off and then another other reasons vulnerable road views, etc.
Speaker 16: So my message is clear, stick to under the speed
Speaker 16: limit or under. However, in answer to your question, there
Speaker 16: was a legislated variance of a couple of kilometers an hour,
Speaker 16: So if you're doing eighty two in an eighty zone.
Speaker 16: You're probably not going to get a ticket. But please,
Speaker 16: I ask you to say.
Speaker 1: Just follow up question. Because my mother in law there's
Speaker 1: a good chance of course she was driving. I'll die
Speaker 1: by the time we get to our destination because she
Speaker 1: drives so slow. Can you can you get busted for
Speaker 1: driving too slow?
Speaker 16: So we see that all the time, So I don't
Speaker 16: know if you can get busted for going too slow
Speaker 16: her up chet, but we might pull you over. Just say,
Speaker 16: you know, can you just increase it to fifty and
Speaker 16: a sixty?
Speaker 2: You know where it happens with the old You creep
Speaker 2: over just to touch without noticing it's in the tunnel
Speaker 2: because it's all down.
Speaker 1: In light, trying to keep up with the Yes, oh jeez, yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you guys get done in the police car?
Speaker 16: Oh no, definitely we can get done in the police
Speaker 16: right unless we're using it for policing purposes. We pay
Speaker 16: fies like everybody else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, And then do you cop a bit of
Speaker 1: no doubt you cop bit of heat at the police
Speaker 1: station that day when the phone comes in.
Speaker 16: Not really, but but we do, even even with the
Speaker 16: young the side that I shouldn't say young, the people
Speaker 16: who are on the vans, if they if they get
Speaker 16: done by camera and it's over side. All of those
Speaker 16: are reviewed internally and if there's no excuse, we would
Speaker 16: issue tickets to the members on the van if they've
Speaker 16: got no racal excuse for speeding.
Speaker 1: So imagine losing license and I've got to be the
Speaker 1: passenger of the vans and i can't drive the police fan.
Speaker 16: We try and put the safety of our own members
Speaker 16: at the forefront of our thinking as well.
Speaker 1: We're assessing those smart.
Speaker 4: Because I've got a made mine who wise jas that
Speaker 4: he's our cheesy.
Speaker 1: I've got a made of mine who's an ambo and
Speaker 1: I didn't know. But there's only certain percentages over the
Speaker 1: speed limit they can go when they're racing to an emergency.
Speaker 4: Depends on the lights and sirens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but even that, there's only like certain percentages.
Speaker 16: So we have we have different classes of licenses depending
Speaker 16: on the training, and that's the same with us. If
Speaker 16: you've got a certain class, you can only go, you know,
Speaker 16: maximum twenty five over the speed limit, right, others can
Speaker 16: go higher. Lock the highway patrol cars gotcha are chasing,
Speaker 16: So there is some strong governance around that. In the
Speaker 16: way we can drive.
Speaker 1: Also, they get to drive the nice BMW's I've noticed
Speaker 1: they do. Yes, they do. You're in the trucks. Cheesy
Speaker 1: is in the house, our resident policeman. If you have
Speaker 1: any questions thirteen twenty four ten, will come back hit
Speaker 1: the vones next on nov.
Speaker 2: All right, our.
Speaker 1: Friendly police officer. Cheesy is in the house. We are
Speaker 1: doing probe the popo thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: This one is once there's one on hold that you're
Speaker 2: going to love?
Speaker 1: Is it the third line down? Yes, anything will be boiling.
Speaker 1: Anything you want to ask Cheesy that you want to
Speaker 1: know about the Victorian police, give us a ring. What's
Speaker 1: the most common question you get from people when they
Speaker 1: find out you're a you're a copper.
Speaker 16: The most common question really is around traffic and around
Speaker 16: the speed limit of getting tickets. Everyone everyone has a
Speaker 16: real interest in in you know, am I going to
Speaker 16: get a ticket for this? Mestics that well, I think
Speaker 16: if people For me, my experience is if people pull
Speaker 16: over and they apologetic, they don't realize they're respectful. You know,
Speaker 16: I'm really sorry, which is not that common that HeSE
Speaker 16: ays to be honest. Often we get the other way. Yeah,
Speaker 16: you know, like I've said before, I think you know
Speaker 16: a warning is can have just the desired effect. I
Speaker 16: think you know there's not many people now that when
Speaker 16: the police pull them over, speak to us respectfully.
Speaker 1: That's the honest truth day, which is sad, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like when I was getting brought up,
Speaker 1: It's like, mate, you would you would not talk bad
Speaker 1: or look bad towards a compon.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm the grandson of a police sergeant, Jace. It's
Speaker 2: hard to believe what went wrong, went wildly off the
Speaker 2: off the road.
Speaker 1: Do you still ask is there any reason you were speeding?
Speaker 16: We asked for the reason.
Speaker 1: Of course. I've gotten out of a ticket twice. Once
Speaker 1: was lou was eight months pregnant and she was yelling
Speaker 1: at me because she wanted a Kitcat, and the cops
Speaker 1: pulled me over, and I'm like, he goes any reason?
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, my wife's yelling because she wants a
Speaker 1: kit Cat. She's eight months pregnant. The cop looked in
Speaker 1: and saw her belly and then looked up, went I
Speaker 1: had a kid two weeks ago, get her a Kitcat,
Speaker 1: drive slower. And then the other time was I was
Speaker 1: running late for an interview with Kevin Rudd when he
Speaker 1: was the Prime Minister, and the cops pulled me over
Speaker 1: and I'm actually running. I've got the interview at the
Speaker 1: PM around the corner. They obviously would have known the
Speaker 1: PM was in town and around the corner. I think
Speaker 1: they felt for me.
Speaker 2: Because I believe your name dropped Kevin Rudd to get
Speaker 2: out of a speeding ticket.
Speaker 1: Well, I think they felt for me. You've got to
Speaker 1: spend time with him. The least we can do is
Speaker 1: but it's like.
Speaker 16: It's like any interaction, really, any human interaction. If you
Speaker 16: the people are polite and carry you, didn't we get
Speaker 16: a better all?
Speaker 13: Right?
Speaker 12: Do that?
Speaker 1: My mate Cheesey said, if I'm nice thirteen twenty four ten, Oh,
Speaker 1: what do you want to ask? The cops? So we
Speaker 1: are probe and the pope here on Nova you cause
Speaker 1: an X. It's my favorite segment. I have found that
Speaker 1: I wanted you. Jason Lawrence Robes Popo, tell me what's
Speaker 1: you know? We love the Victorian Police. We get different
Speaker 1: areas in every couple of weeks and everything you're wrong,
Speaker 1: you're wrong. We catch up with Superintendent Wayne Cheeseman. Cheesey
Speaker 1: is in the house. You're wrong, Cheese.
Speaker 2: I've been berating him for years and you're here to
Speaker 2: settle it for us.
Speaker 1: Hopefully I can sell it all right. So thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four ten is our and I hope you're wrong. I
Speaker 1: think you dreaming thirteen twenty fourteen. If you have a
Speaker 1: question regarding the Victorian police, there is a debate Clinton
Speaker 1: and I've had for a long time because I'm outraged
Speaker 1: to find out that sometimes when the Prime Minister's coming in,
Speaker 1: you can't skip the red lights, like Albow said.
Speaker 2: So when I was in South Australia, we did a
Speaker 2: charity bike ride from Adelaide to Melbourne and as we
Speaker 2: got a police escort out of Adelaide in the early
Speaker 2: hours of Sunday morning, we had a policeman who was
Speaker 2: changing the lights for us, so we got a beautiful
Speaker 2: avenue of green lights as we eased.
Speaker 1: Our way out of town. Ask the question, Clint, true
Speaker 1: or false?
Speaker 4: Is there some sort of gadget or contraption that can
Speaker 4: change the flow of traffic lights?
Speaker 1: So you and your police car with like a special
Speaker 1: garage remote, please say yes, can beeper button and change
Speaker 1: the lights.
Speaker 16: We do have an ability to change the lights.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, hang on?
Speaker 2: Is it a button yet?
Speaker 1: Hang on? Or is it like you got a radio
Speaker 1: the tower? The tower's got a radio tower. You have
Speaker 1: the ability in the police car to change the lights.
Speaker 16: Well, we have traffic management plans so for dignitaries who
Speaker 16: need to get somewhere without being disturbed or disrupted, like
Speaker 16: the Prime minister, yep, we can facilitate the through road
Speaker 16: to the light. Or we have our own ability to
Speaker 16: access the control boxes from in the car. Well we
Speaker 16: used to, anyway, I think we still do. Whereas we
Speaker 16: can change the sequence of the lights.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you anyway.
Speaker 4: Would you like to say I'm sorry? Clips down away?
Speaker 1: Can I borrow the button? Ja, I apologize?
Speaker 2: Can you say I was wrong?
Speaker 1: I was wrong? Thank you?
Speaker 4: Get someone isolate for me. You will never hear that
Speaker 4: every again.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the phones. I want the button.
Speaker 1: I love you, Cheesy, Olivia, good morning, good morning. We're good.
Speaker 1: You're on the line with Cheesy. What's your question?
Speaker 15: So if you're in traffic, stay on the freeway and
Speaker 15: it's thanks. When you're doing ten k's an hour, is
Speaker 15: it illegal.
Speaker 17: To be doing your makeup?
Speaker 16: Olivia? I am I'm not one hundred percent sure. But
Speaker 16: my answer to that would be, if the car is
Speaker 16: moving while you're doing makeup, probably not a great idea
Speaker 16: because you're distracted from the driving. If you were stopped
Speaker 16: at a traffic light and you needed to just put
Speaker 16: a bit of blush on or lipstick or whatever, I
Speaker 16: think that would be perfectly fine.
Speaker 1: I was wondering, which make I don't.
Speaker 16: Believe it's I don't believe it's illegal if you if
Speaker 16: the car was had stopped, But I will. I will
Speaker 16: double check that and next time I come.
Speaker 2: On old clarify snacker at the at the lights.
Speaker 16: Yeah, it's very common.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very common.
Speaker 1: Can you get done for eating? Will drive?
Speaker 18: No?
Speaker 1: Right? Even like a soup laki?
Speaker 16: I think a lot of people eat and had a
Speaker 16: can of coke.
Speaker 1: In the car.
Speaker 2: There's a story about a woman and she was on
Speaker 2: a current affair and she was eating a Magnum and
Speaker 2: they mistook the Magnum promo.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Kylie, Kylie, watch your question
Speaker 1: for cheesy.
Speaker 14: Oh, good morning.
Speaker 15: It's not really a question, it's more of a statement,
Speaker 15: we'll love you cheesy.
Speaker 16: WHOA.
Speaker 15: I my husband and my brother in the police force
Speaker 15: and I just wanted to say thank you for just
Speaker 15: talking so logically just about how police operate. I just
Speaker 15: feel like there is such negative think figure at the
Speaker 15: moment with police, and even when I have to talk
Speaker 15: about my husband and what he does for a job,
Speaker 15: I have to be really carefulss to who I'm talking to.
Speaker 15: I feel to say that he's in the police force
Speaker 15: because of that negativity. Just with the way that you
Speaker 15: talk and explain things. It's very much appreciated because they
Speaker 15: do such a good job and every time I go
Speaker 15: to work and you just don't know what they're going
Speaker 15: to deal with.
Speaker 16: Thank you, Thanks, Thanks so much, Kylie. I think you know,
Speaker 16: police are normal people as well, so it's it's it's
Speaker 16: really refreshing to hear that we have support out in
Speaker 16: the community. I think people see as often as a
Speaker 16: negative aspect of or attached to a negative aspect of society.
Speaker 16: You know, we're out there trying our best and in
Speaker 16: relation to just speaking normally. Probably like most people, I
Speaker 16: hate the police speak. I'm probably incorrect or improper a
Speaker 16: number of times, but I think it's really important to
Speaker 16: engage with the community in a normal thing.
Speaker 2: Can I just here's your chance like, how proud are
Speaker 2: you of those in your family who are police officers?
Speaker 15: Oh, you're probably hiding emotion in my voice. They're both
Speaker 15: so dedicated. Often I've got great kids. Often we miss
Speaker 15: out something because he's out there doing what needs to
Speaker 15: be done. Yeah, and it is scary, like some of
Speaker 15: the jobs that he goes through.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I can hear that emotion in your voice.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Yeah, well, ma, thank you for your call. That's
Speaker 1: very not you know, anytime I talk to someone, if
Speaker 1: they go, oh, you know, they're run him with this
Speaker 1: cop wire, you a bit of a nob towards them,
Speaker 1: like you know it, hats off to you, mate. I
Speaker 1: think it'll be a tough job to do in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five.
Speaker 16: It's a tough job, but it's a really statisfying job.
Speaker 16: And to Kylie, I thank your husband and your son
Speaker 16: for their contribution as well. It's it's terrific and it's
Speaker 16: a great job. Tell him that it's always a great job.
Speaker 1: I think I'll just stick to hand out teddy swimsticks.
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber, I've got one more yep mark. Good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning, legends, how are we we are good? Watch
Speaker 1: your question for cheesy?
Speaker 15: How do you core the cream jobs have been at
Speaker 15: like the Grand Final instead of being in cramp ban.
Speaker 1: You mean just like one of the cops stand around
Speaker 1: the edge of the g on Grand Final day.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I was there on Saturday for the escident alid game.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how cool that job at a patrolling on
Speaker 1: Melbourne Cup day until you've got to throw yourself on
Speaker 1: some nude streaker.
Speaker 16: It's it's often resourced locally depending on the venue. But
Speaker 16: in addition to that, we have a voluntary duties lease,
Speaker 16: so it's basically an overtime list that people can apply
Speaker 16: and then there's a selection from that list.
Speaker 1: So but are they getting paid to be there?
Speaker 4: Yes, they get your time, so that.
Speaker 16: It's a combination of both voluntary duties. People can ask
Speaker 16: to be rostered at these particular events and then resource
Speaker 16: locally is just part of their normal.
Speaker 2: Business as usual. Gee'z hohody back for mighty Blues. You
Speaker 2: many blues match? Sorry about that by the way, mate,
Speaker 2: so many blues matches recently.
Speaker 1: I went to Richmond, did you was it working or
Speaker 1: just viewing issue?
Speaker 16: My mate to predominantly Greek and we sat in the
Speaker 16: Greek and so we sat in the Richmond members and.
Speaker 2: I bet did you feel like are resting every.
Speaker 1: Cable to either Lotier. There's something see Unfortunately, Superintendent Orange
Speaker 1: Cheese majoining us on the air as part of our
Speaker 1: pride the Pope Cheesey. Good to see you, mate, We'll
Speaker 1: see in a couple of weeks. No, really, nice to
Speaker 1: see you both. Good morning Melbourne. Hey, we are minus
Speaker 1: lads this morning. It's just Clinton I but let's go
Speaker 1: to kill all downs.
Speaker 2: Carry Anne, good morning, Hello carry An.
Speaker 1: We are good. As Lauren would say, you are here
Speaker 1: to keep the boys in line this morning.
Speaker 2: You are the chosen one. What are you up to
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 16: Just driving to work?
Speaker 4: What do you do with yourself? Do you have kids? Yourself?
Speaker 2: I do have wool. That's a double wammy, isn't it
Speaker 2: early intervention? Looking after your own and others?
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what. Just forgetting through, you can
Speaker 1: escape the ordinary at Tesla Kabloom Festival of Flowers. It's
Speaker 1: the ultimate family day out, open daily kids sixteen and under.
Speaker 1: A free you can get tickets from kabloom dot com
Speaker 1: dot you. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna hook out
Speaker 1: with two tickets A night's accommodation and a little wine too.
Speaker 1: How good is that? Just for calling through?
Speaker 2: But we want, but we want you, Kerry and to
Speaker 2: win some cash this morning. The big question I've got
Speaker 2: for you? Do you want to play for fifty dollars?
Speaker 2: An easy question, a medium question for five hundred, or
Speaker 2: a difficult question for five thousand?
Speaker 1: What are we doing?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with some medium quick good call five
Speaker 5: hundred dollars?
Speaker 1: All right? How this works? Clint will ask the question.
Speaker 1: You will get three seconds to answer. You have to
Speaker 1: answer in that time to score the money. Are you
Speaker 1: ready to go? Yes?
Speaker 18: Thankfully?
Speaker 2: Okay, this question has a bit of a twist, so listen,
Speaker 2: listen hard for five hundred dollars, Kerry Anne who sings
Speaker 2: this song?
Speaker 1: You got it? Yeah, you won five hundred dollars. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much, Hey, cheeky, a little weekend away at
Speaker 1: Tessla Bloom Festival you enjoy. Thank you so much, guys,
Speaker 1: no dramasy.
Speaker 2: That's what a way to start your Wednesday, Carrier.
Speaker 1: I know it's great. I'm so excited. God in your
Speaker 1: meeting you can tell me mate, enjoy and have a
Speaker 1: great day. Thanks for playing, all right?
Speaker 18: Thanks?
Speaker 1: No worries still to come this morning, your chance to
Speaker 1: when you wait to gather around. We are doing a
Speaker 1: little family trip. You're listening out for the footy horn Jace.
Speaker 1: Also coming up next, I've got a confession. I've been
Speaker 1: talking to your wife and I've got something to reveal.
Speaker 1: And Melbourne, my words are colliding, Jace. You're a little
Speaker 1: nervous right now.
Speaker 2: Yes, before the break, I teased to Melbourne that I'd
Speaker 2: been speaking to your wife.
Speaker 1: Now, my wife knows you guys. Yeah, sometimes we go
Speaker 1: to social occasions together sometimes, but I feel like my
Speaker 1: worlds are colliding.
Speaker 2: Well, and you should feel nervous because in speaking to
Speaker 2: your wife, she revealed something to me which I found
Speaker 2: quite extraordinary.
Speaker 1: You've got audio here for me.
Speaker 2: I've got audio. How do you feel because this is
Speaker 2: like a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's you
Speaker 2: doing this to us.
Speaker 1: That's correct, Clyint.
Speaker 2: There's been a power shift and I love it. I
Speaker 2: love it, Jason. So I've got the audio. I'm happy
Speaker 2: for you to hear it.
Speaker 1: It's can you just tell me what area are we
Speaker 1: playing in here?
Speaker 4: Well, it's a big reveal. She's got something to tell you.
Speaker 18: So after being blindsided by Jason one too many times.
Speaker 18: I've told him I've got something coming. He doesn't know
Speaker 18: what it is, but he will know when it gets here.
Speaker 18: It is something that I'm very excited about, and I
Speaker 18: know the kids are going to be really excited about.
Speaker 18: But I'm not sure how Jason is going to feel
Speaker 18: about it. It will be arriving just in time for
Speaker 18: the East, a long weekend, and it is a.
Speaker 2: Good Okay, We've got a little good time.
Speaker 1: Have you heard what was unbeaped?
Speaker 10: Have I what?
Speaker 2: So you know?
Speaker 4: I know, Jace, just a couple of questions.
Speaker 2: What have you done to deserve this?
Speaker 1: By the way, Okay, so she says that you've been
Speaker 1: blindsiding it for a bit of context. A couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, I purchased the Ninja slushy machine.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I didn't ask Loo for permission. She was out. I
Speaker 1: was at home with the three year old. I looked
Speaker 1: at Archie and said, Archie, I think I'm going to
Speaker 1: buy the Ninja slushy machine. Is it a bad financial decision?
Speaker 4: Well, he can only say yes or no.
Speaker 1: He didn't shut up a fights. I went and bought.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's fine for me. What else have you but
Speaker 4: that permission?
Speaker 1: That day when she got home, I said, please, don't
Speaker 1: be mad. I bought the ninj just lushing machine. Lou
Speaker 1: looked at me and said, well, you can't be mad
Speaker 1: because I've ordered something and she's hung that over my
Speaker 1: head for the last two weeks.
Speaker 4: Have you got form here though? What else have you
Speaker 4: bought without her permission?
Speaker 1: During lockdown? I bought the boat?
Speaker 2: Well that I'll do it too.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind it was peak lockdown and fishing was
Speaker 1: classed as exercise, so I bought a tinny.
Speaker 2: So she boughted something or got something without your permission?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. I want to ask Melbourne,
Speaker 2: what have you bought without your husband or wife's permission?
Speaker 1: There was the other week when something else. Lou went
Speaker 1: away to Sydney and I was in charge of the
Speaker 1: boys and my eight year old wanted to drop his
Speaker 1: life savings on a clawn machine, just reckless child.
Speaker 2: And Luke came home and.
Speaker 1: Was like, why is there a four arcade claw machine
Speaker 1: in our front living room? Not lights up? The kids
Speaker 1: call me the man chuck.
Speaker 2: You buddy are? This is like payback, This is payback
Speaker 2: for Lou.
Speaker 1: So you know what. I know what it is, and
Speaker 1: it's how do you think I'll react.
Speaker 4: I'm excited. I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I don't think well, I like it.
Speaker 4: I don't think you're going to be that excited.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not misses it? Well, she said, the kids
Speaker 1: are going to be excited.
Speaker 2: I don't want to reveal too much.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten, Melbourne, What are you bought
Speaker 4: without your partner's permission? Is it something for the kids
Speaker 4: to stop talking?
Speaker 2: Is at the bottom of it?
Speaker 1: Next? Is it the Thermo mix? I really want to
Speaker 1: It's not a Thermo mix. Sorry. Is it something that
Speaker 1: will bring me joy?
Speaker 4: It'll bring a lot of people joy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: You're so anxious. You've got no control.
Speaker 1: I don't like not knowing things. Surprise. Is it expensive?
Speaker 2: Jace?
Speaker 4: Because thirteen twenty four through.
Speaker 1: The bank statements and I can't see what can't you do?
Speaker 2: So it's forensic.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten, What have you bought without permission? Morning?
Speaker 1: This is number one hundred. You are on the air
Speaker 1: with Jason and Lauren. We're doing a thanks to shell
Speaker 1: Ready Express we minus loads this morning. She is off
Speaker 1: for the day, Clint and I here and coming up.
Speaker 1: At some point Clint will blast the footy horn. When
Speaker 1: he does, you give us a ring and if you
Speaker 1: get through, you're on the well, you're not even on
Speaker 1: the stand by this, you're on the plane oing and
Speaker 1: you're coming with us to gather around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're mobilizing our own sort of cheer squad. I
Speaker 2: guess you could say, made up of various supporters from
Speaker 2: various clubs.
Speaker 1: We're doing a family holiday.
Speaker 10: We are.
Speaker 1: We've got some pies fans already locked in. I'm sitting
Speaker 1: next to them. I've got some hawkers as well, so
Speaker 1: wet covering flight a comraill stay at the same hotel.
Speaker 1: We're going to the game together. It's going to be
Speaker 1: a ripping weekend. So as soon as you hear that horn,
Speaker 1: get on the phone.
Speaker 4: I need some supporters from the Demon Brethren to join us.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, we're asking what did you buy
Speaker 2: without your partner's permission? This is all born out that
Speaker 2: Jays is very anxious because I played some audio from
Speaker 2: Jason's beautiful wife Lou who revealed, well almost revealed what
Speaker 2: she has got without Jas knowing. It's set to arrive
Speaker 2: very shortly.
Speaker 4: What do you think it is?
Speaker 1: Checked the bank statements? And I can't check the bank.
Speaker 1: I can't say anything that she's purchased, So all I can.
Speaker 4: Say out that's how paranoid you are.
Speaker 2: You've been checking, You've been forensically checking the bank statements.
Speaker 2: Is there any any other little surprises you stumbled across?
Speaker 1: Does she checked them anyways? As well? The thing it's
Speaker 1: concerning me, I feel like it's going to be something
Speaker 1: where it's like we've been handed down from another family
Speaker 1: because I don't like I'm not going to give it away,
Speaker 1: but I just don't like crap around the house. And
Speaker 1: I feel like it's because you said it's something that
Speaker 1: the kids are going to like. It's going to be
Speaker 1: some much.
Speaker 4: Well, it's I think it's universally liked, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Well, I like it seteen twenty four times?
Speaker 4: What have you bought without permission?
Speaker 2: Heidi? Good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 18: How are you going?
Speaker 13: And go?
Speaker 1: I was doing great hides, but now that I know
Speaker 1: that someone's trash is on the way to mind join,
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling great power hardy and he hates it. Hey,
Speaker 1: tell me what have you brought without someone's permission.
Speaker 17: I bought an antenna for our house to my husband
Speaker 17: and saying he could.
Speaker 1: What's the Gorne tree? Because the antenna we had wasn't great?
Speaker 17: And he I got in trouble because the walk that
Speaker 17: he is. He said, you could have gotten the cheaper.
Speaker 2: Did you use mister antennay?
Speaker 1: He wasn't happy. Whether he's clear signal. He was just
Speaker 1: gunned that he didn't get a good simple Thanks would
Speaker 1: be nice, Lenda and seafood. Good morning. Wants you buy
Speaker 1: without permission?
Speaker 5: Good morning, guys. I bought two and a half acres.
Speaker 1: I thought we'd get like some sort of property, Oakers.
Speaker 1: I don't know how big that is. How talk to
Speaker 1: me about big, like what do we square meters in?
Speaker 1: How your neighbors walls touched your wall? It's bigger than that,
Speaker 1: So talk me through.
Speaker 5: He was at golf on a Saturday, said him, right, correct, correct,
Speaker 5: And he's a builder, so I thought i'd give him
Speaker 5: something to do as opposed to playing.
Speaker 1: He could build a golf course on the two and
Speaker 1: a half, Bakers, So run me through it. Did you
Speaker 1: go out looking for land? We guys even talking about it.
Speaker 5: We'd always wanted to win a half acres, and this
Speaker 5: particular Saturday, i'd seen it, so I went and saw it.
Speaker 5: Saw the agent great, and then we met at my parents'
Speaker 5: house after his golf friend. I told him you better
Speaker 5: crack a beer and sit down because I've done something rash.
Speaker 1: How'd he take it?
Speaker 18: Oh?
Speaker 13: He was cool?
Speaker 2: Cool, What do you chuck on it?
Speaker 5: Well, he built a garage to start with, and we
Speaker 5: lived in the garage while he built the rest.
Speaker 1: Of the house because that's all they could afford at
Speaker 1: that point. She dropped all the money on the land.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Correct. I'm Linda Lydia from Fairfield. Good morning, Hi, Good
Speaker 1: morning guy. I'll point out so far it's all ladies.
Speaker 2: By how good is it?
Speaker 1: What have you purchased confession time without permission?
Speaker 17: Well, it wasn't me, but it was my husband. He
Speaker 17: bought a chicken.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I see, I'm sorry. I think animals are
Speaker 1: a group discussion. Better not be rolling in a goat
Speaker 1: or anything like that. We better not be inheriting your
Speaker 1: reptile family. We're got a lizard. I'm not inheriting a dog.
Speaker 1: So a chicken.
Speaker 17: Yeah, he brought a chicken, brought it home on a train.
Speaker 1: In a box on a train.
Speaker 2: Yes, why what was his reasoning?
Speaker 17: He got the chicken from a mate at work, hand
Speaker 17: me down and hand me down chicken. He thought we
Speaker 17: want a chicken, which we didn't want a chicken, and
Speaker 17: his strategic came home just before the kids went to
Speaker 17: bed so they could see the chicken, and they named
Speaker 17: the chicken. And we had to get rid of the
Speaker 17: chicken because the chicken was attacking the kids and our dogs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, please tell me to send it to another home.
Speaker 17: Yeah, we are. We took it to another farm.
Speaker 4: Right, good, good because check the avenues open.
Speaker 2: Jeez cat from.
Speaker 1: Berwick, Hello, good morning guys.
Speaker 15: Love the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you cat. What if he bought without permission?
Speaker 9: I bought a house?
Speaker 12: This?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: So you're married?
Speaker 2: You married?
Speaker 1: This rattles me?
Speaker 18: Married?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 15: So hubby was at work on a Saturday. I was
Speaker 15: out doing house inspections. Didn't like a whole bunch of
Speaker 15: ones that I saw, but the very last one I
Speaker 15: loved it, So I bought it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So realizing all right? So he was he was
Speaker 1: aware you guys were in the property market, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: he was aware we were on the hunt, right okay?
Speaker 1: And and and how did the conversation go. When you
Speaker 1: told him, he was a.
Speaker 15: Little bit shocked, a little bit surprised, he was happy,
Speaker 15: a little bit of a question mark on whether I
Speaker 15: had made.
Speaker 2: The right call. But we had kat.
Speaker 4: I mean, when was the first time he saw it
Speaker 4: and did he like it?
Speaker 5: A week later?
Speaker 16: Yes, he did like it.
Speaker 15: Not sure that he's happy with the amount of gardening
Speaker 15: maintenance that's required. Overall, he loves the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, jeez, So there you go. So you got
Speaker 1: two and a half acres going to be out chicken.
Speaker 1: You can't blow up the contracts are signed.
Speaker 4: Maybe your contracts have been signed already as well.
Speaker 1: Jas, As long as it's not an animal. I've got
Speaker 1: three kids of lizard and a wife. I can't take
Speaker 1: anything else in that house, or it can have my room.
Speaker 4: Is there a pecking order? What are your treasure maze?
Speaker 1: I'm right down the bottom. That's the autom mate right
Speaker 1: across Melbourne. This is number one hundred. Good morning, you
Speaker 1: are on the air or with Jas alone, although we
Speaker 1: are minus loves this morning. Poor thing is off for
Speaker 1: the day. You got Clint and I a little bit
Speaker 1: of cloud around today. We are going for tops of
Speaker 1: twenty two and guys, we are heading to the footage
Speaker 1: can get it in on all.
Speaker 13: The twenty twenty five AFL gather round in South Australia
Speaker 13: have to offer.
Speaker 1: It's a festival of footy and South Australia.
Speaker 14: Is ready because we gather around to AFL.
Speaker 1: Jason Lawrence, ja, I want you tech me to gather.
Speaker 1: I want you teach me to gather. That's exactly what
Speaker 1: we're going to do. We are loaning up a plane
Speaker 1: full of over one hundred listeners for all meetings, real
Speaker 1: meeting at the airport. Oh, not the air airport.
Speaker 2: But the good news is the airport's going to take
Speaker 2: us to the promised Land, the promised land being Adelaide.
Speaker 2: But gather around the footy festival. It is the ultimate
Speaker 2: footy festival. We're already got some hawkers on the plane.
Speaker 2: We've got some a your brethren, we've got some calling
Speaker 2: with supporters on the plane. Whose should we put on
Speaker 2: the plane?
Speaker 1: Jacks, No, I'll just be happy with some more supporter. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go to the phone. Now we'll point
Speaker 1: out this isn't a you're on the standby list, is
Speaker 1: you're on the plane.
Speaker 4: This is a where you are going pack your bags
Speaker 4: for gather around.
Speaker 1: Nicky, Yeah, you're coming to gather around. Oh god, really yeah, really,
Speaker 1: you're on the plane with us. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Oh it's sold out the map.
Speaker 10: I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: This is actually money can't buy experience. Mate, the city
Speaker 1: sold out trying to get accommodation at the moment.
Speaker 14: I know Adelaide. I was there a couple of weeks
Speaker 14: ago when the French Festival was on and it was.
Speaker 1: I am so keen to go back.
Speaker 4: So, Nicky, here's a big question.
Speaker 2: Who do you pack for a doggie?
Speaker 1: We're going to mix bag we're gonna do who do
Speaker 1: you want to bring one of my.
Speaker 14: Best friends.
Speaker 12: World.
Speaker 14: There's a few wineries in there.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Lauren hasn't stopped talking about the wineries.
Speaker 2: So you and Lauren can toddle off to the wineries and.
Speaker 1: Nicki and Lauren are going to be a bad combination.
Speaker 17: It sounds like the perfect combination to me.
Speaker 1: Ja, Nicky, am I putting you down for a window
Speaker 1: and aisle or a mid middle seat.
Speaker 14: I'm a window girl.
Speaker 4: I'm a window girl as well.
Speaker 1: All right, Oh you don't know how right that statement
Speaker 1: is Nikki, we will see you at the airport. No worries.
Speaker 1: We're all under Lauren's name. We're all getting into the lunge.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, can you imagine that?
Speaker 2: The awkwardness? How many?
Speaker 4: How many guests?
Speaker 2: Forty odd?
Speaker 1: Can you just swipe your Frequent Fly card again for
Speaker 1: us loves Nicki and her friends are hit Just yeah,
Speaker 1: you swipe again, all of us with our little midi
Speaker 1: bowls of soup. Oh yeah, pre loading before the flight.
Speaker 4: I like an airport lounge for the food. I don't
Speaker 4: mind it.
Speaker 1: Where do you sit on a neck pillow on a
Speaker 1: flight to Adelaide?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Fine, I can do what you'll do what makes
Speaker 2: you comfortable, Jays, the blanket's probably a bit much.
Speaker 1: If you're in front, don't even think about reclining that chair.
Speaker 1: It's a quick flight.
Speaker 2: We are heading to gather around.
Speaker 1: It's fast becoming my favorite weekend on the AFL calendar
Speaker 1: as well, so I get in on all the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five AFL gather around in South Australian action. They've
Speaker 1: got a heat to offer. It's a festival of footy
Speaker 1: and South Australia is already visit gather around AFL and
Speaker 1: be listening tomorrow and next week because we're offloading a
Speaker 1: trip a day here on Novar. I'm off at the
Speaker 1: skate park later.
Speaker 4: No you why you're not? Please tell me your supervising children.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just going to go do a few OLiS
Speaker 1: and on.
Speaker 2: What what are you doing? Ollie's on?
Speaker 1: Don't I'm taking I'm taking arching my three year old
Speaker 1: to like, there's a big skate park there and so
Speaker 1: he what's he on it?
Speaker 4: Some sort of scooter?
Speaker 1: He's on like a little razors.
Speaker 4: What are you taking? You're walking?
Speaker 2: Actually, you are not anywhere near what do you call
Speaker 2: it a bowl?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it's a bowl.
Speaker 4: You would look ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I'll be hanging with I'll just be chatting with the
Speaker 1: teenagers about getting air and whatever they do. Escape Loss
Speaker 1: has been off today. Clinton and I have been holding
Speaker 1: the fort. Big shout out to Lozzies. Hope she's doing
Speaker 1: okain hopefully back tomorrow on Nova.
Speaker 4: And now I've enjoyed today's show.
Speaker 1: It's been a bit of fun.
Speaker 2: It has been a lot of fun because every now
Speaker 2: and then you get proved. Right here we go and
Speaker 2: I just I feel seen, I feel heard, I feel
Speaker 2: validated because we were having an argument with our good
Speaker 2: friend Superintendent Cheeseman Cheese from the Victoria Police, who is
Speaker 2: a fantastic man. He's gone he's gone up in my
Speaker 2: estimations as well as you didn't believe that the police
Speaker 2: had a little contraption that changed the lights for VIPs
Speaker 2: for whoever. They can change them from green to red.
Speaker 1: You and I have had an argument for a number
Speaker 1: of years about a special button, and I didn't believe
Speaker 1: that the cops have the ability when they're inside the
Speaker 1: police change a sequence to change the sequence of traffic lights.
Speaker 4: Wayne, he told us they do. I was right, and
Speaker 4: you said I was wrong. Just played again for me.
Speaker 1: I was wrong. It's just like that in your reason
Speaker 1: I was wrong. That'll be the phone I was wrong.
Speaker 9: Thank you for me, and then get the button.
Speaker 1: I want the button.
Speaker 4: You can play that as much as you want though
Speaker 4: that little bit of audio.
Speaker 16: That is it.
Speaker 1: We are out of here. Have a great day, Melbourne.
Speaker 4: It it's sort of like you know what, it's the
Speaker 4: sort of weather where you get stuff done.
Speaker 1: No, it's the sort of weather we're chill on the couch, clean.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna get some stuff done.
Speaker 1: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 4: Maybe a little massage in there as well.
Speaker 1: Mel Tresina is in next. You're gonna to Westfield to
Speaker 1: get a little.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, maybe have you done a float? I haven't
Speaker 4: done one.
Speaker 1: Reason you need to, but you've done one in the past,
Speaker 1: the soft floats where you lay there and you're just like,
Speaker 1: that's it's it's it's we It is weird because you're
Speaker 1: in darkness. You sleep, Yeah, I'm out to it. Yeah
Speaker 1: I am too, And then you wake up do you
Speaker 1: go to Absolutely.
Speaker 4: Itself is strange.
Speaker 1: There's so much salt in the water that if you
Speaker 1: get like a little scratch on your head and you
Speaker 1: got to scratch, then you get the salt in the eyes.
Speaker 1: It's real.
Speaker 4: It's meant to mimic being in the.
Speaker 1: Red Sea.
Speaker 2: You think about it when you're born.
Speaker 1: Them in the womb, that's what's like in the womb.
Speaker 4: Well apparently I can't remember.
Speaker 1: They play and they've got little stars on the world.
Speaker 2: That's what's like a shower up.
Speaker 1: Have a great day over on Mills. Tresina's in next
Speaker 1: or Cinema on No Bye Bye, Thank You.
Speaker 3: Jason Lauren Lauren Wake up feeling good on No.
Speaker 13: One hundred Lauren I'm socials