WEBVTT - 👙 The 'Reverse Borat' ...For Your Face! 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:08.480 Go get you morning every day, adelaides, Oh, hazy, this 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:11.240 is where we revisit all the highs and the lows 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:11.880 from the year. 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:13.039 And do you know what someone said to me the 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:13.440 other day? 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:17.439 And I'm not joking, He goes, Oh, I had to 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:18.800 listen to your show the other day. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:19.480 It's really good. 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:25.040 Now, go jeez. Means it as a comment, but I'm like, 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:27.120 what do you mean now, there's. 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:29.920 A slight improvement across the year. Yeah, appreciate that. 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.120 Yeah, yeah, someone said to me the other day, we 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:36.839 wish here, same, goes big nose. I'll never know what 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:37.200 that meant. 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:37.800 What do you mean? 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:41.360 I love that we're just exchanging little sayings. That's been 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:44.000 an exchange. What's That's all good? That's a compliment though, 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:44.400 wasn't it. 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:46.880 That that was an absolute sandwich from that block? 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:51.520 The compliment buried inside a couple of really nasty burger buns. 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:59.480 Speaking of sandwiches, enjoywards. 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:58.639 Fashion, Joe's for fashion. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.360 When you think of fashion, and of course you probably 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:04.080 think of all the people strolling over in the hot 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:05.600 conditions in China right now. 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:07.839 Yeah, that's exactly. 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:10.240 Where my go to mind, doesn't it. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:14.400 Face Keenies have become popular in China as temperatures. 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:17.959 Saw who saw this coming? Not me, not me, not 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:20.000 anyone who has anything to do with fashion. 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:24.360 Face kinis and scorching Beijing face kenis are the hottest 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:27.559 new fashion trend surging temperatures are out of control. Face 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:31.120 keenis are full face masks with holes for the wearer's eyes, 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:34.560 and those separate sleeves to color the arms, as well 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:36.880 as wide brimmed hats and lightweight jackets made out of 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:40.360 UV resistant fabric become especially popular as well. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.559 Do you have a photo there that I can bruce? 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:47.200 Basically it looks like a balaclava in hypercolors. Yeah, and 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:48.720 they're calling that a fashion trend. 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:51.440 So it's almost like Bora but in reverse. 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:56.680 Yeah, pretty much almost, but for the face Arstle marketing 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:57.480 campaign as well. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:07.840 And they love it over in China. 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:12.640 Oh wow, they're very into They're so smart attire, aren't they. 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.720 Like they do a lot of those hats that you know, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:17.400 have you seen the hats that just go. 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:20.080 Right down over their place And I think, jeez, I 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:21.120 wonder how you can see. 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:23.400 You're like, wow, that's almost covering up your whole body. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.560 In terms of shade not just the front of your face, yeah, 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:27.359 big old fashioned wide brim. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.400 And like if you're walking down the street, you literally 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.400 have a periphery of eighteen centimeters in front of you. 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:33.680 Yeah. But fashion. 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:39.520 It's got me thinking though, Ah your fashion regrets the journey? 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:41.080 Oh dear, do you have one today? 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:41.359 Oh? 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:43.800 I've got what do you talk today? As in do 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:44.600 I have a memory? 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:49.359 You can involve thirteen twenty four ten your biggest fashion regrets? 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:56.960 I used to smash the Von Dutch gears? Oh my god, 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:58.040 I reckon. 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.920 I saw being cousins wearing one time and I was like, 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:01.120 dot is cool. 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.640 And then Ben went down a really interesting part, really. 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:07.760 Dark pass in me and you said, I don't. I 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:09.200 don't think I'm with On Dutch anymore. 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:10.840 I was like, do you know what I think? I'm 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:12.200 going to ditch the Von Dutch gears? 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:14.520 Yeah, because if I keep wearing Von Dutch, I'm gonna 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:16.560 lead police on a car chase and end up in 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:18.600 the Swan River trying to evade them. 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:20.000 So no more Von Dutch for me. 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:21.839 I'm going to get a giant tattoo that says such 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:25.160 as lot on the guts, that's the path I'm heading down, 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.200 I keep on wearing the stupid Von Dutch hat. 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:27.960 I had a. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:31.440 Couple of fashion regrets, definitely in grade ten when I 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.920 went to my formal, Mom didn't have enough money to 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:36.360 buy me a new dress, so I borrowed my friends. 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:38.480 And it was like a floral number. 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:41.160 It was real floral, like as floral as you can get, 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:44.000 and it had big, like puffy sleeves. And then I 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:47.040 decided to match it with one of those like sun hats, 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:50.280 so I looked like a woman from China and. 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:53.120 I wore a hat. 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:58.040 Oh my god, this is like this that's as hazy 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:58.600 as it gets. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.040 Not get more TASMANI than what you just said, because 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:03.880 we're all picturing it. 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:05.920 First of all, was it the sixties and all the 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:06.840 big floppy. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:09.680 Dress You're like the female version in Dumb and Dumbell 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:11.160 when the boys dress up in their suits. 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:13.680 Fuck incredible stuff. 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:15.680 So that was one of them. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:15.760 Man. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:17.920 Then I went through a phase when I was single 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:21.440 in my twenties when I thought, I don't know who 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:21.920 started it. 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:23.080 I think it was Brittany. 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:25.640 But you'd go out and you'd wear like a coppy 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:29.719 top and a denim skirt and dug boots. 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:34.239 Yeah, yeah, next minute you're on doctor Field hurling abuse. 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:39.560 That was actually Jody. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.919 He's not swimming the Slot River and a Von Dutch 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:45.440 T shirt. 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:48.279 You could see he's just the Von Dutch cap. 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:51.320 Just just bobbing in and out of the water. That's 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.520 me fleeing from a policeman because I've been done for 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:55.240 drink driving overrom Ber. 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:57.840 Good rig day. That's what I will say. 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.880 Cousins, thank you very much. Thirty T four ten your 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:04.479 biggest fashion regrets. Let's just out in our boss as well. 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:06.080 Oh yeah yeah, we were like. 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:08.360 Oh him, yeah, Josh mc. 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:14.200 This man loves a venue. He lives for a V 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:16.839 neck T shirt. I'm convinced that he was born in 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:20.560 a venuck Like he came out and I'm like, what 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:22.880 is this baby wearing a small V neck. 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:26.000 It's not an excessive vee. 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.480 I do have to say, it's just a subtle V. 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:29.240 But it's a V. 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:33.279 Nonetheless, each and every day, just Josh comes in his 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:38.400 little V neck. Well, at least he's not rocking birkenstocks 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:38.960 and socks. 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:39.240 Yeah. 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:39.520 I know. 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.679 That's that's where fashion and comfortability. 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:43.880 Meat Is that a word? 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:47.480 Comfortability? Yeah, that's what I'm rocking right now thirty. 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:49.919 Twenty four ten your biggest fashion regrets, Go on spill 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:51.080 it because you're a better person now. 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:52.359 All about the past. 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.160 All those drugs have really affected your vocabulary. There, Ben 0:05:55.240 --> 0:06:01.159 Cousins vocabulary, Arry Catherine, good morning, good morning, good go 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:02.400 for it. What was your disaster? 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.440 Well, there used to be a band, the Bay City Rollers, 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.479 the gott a Stand, and one of the singers was 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:10.200 called Woody, and he wore a white jumper with a 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:15.040 red big big w on it and three border pants 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:17.640 with tartan. So we all got around wearing that same 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:19.159 think yeah. 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:24.680 Beautiful, Yeah, so it was it was? Did you say 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.120 it was a handmade jumper? Catherine? You put? 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:31.160 Well, we've spent I fitting on a bed w and 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:35.240 then cutting off your jeans and sewing tartan on the 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:39.240 side to make it look like Woody. 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:40.680 Beautiful Catherine, well done. 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:41.520 We live and we learned. 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:44.160 I mean, who hasn't Who hasn't cut off their jeans 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:46.480 and made them into jean shorts and then sat there 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:49.360 for hours trying to fray it so it looked authentic. 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:50.120 Who hasn't done that? 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:53.760 I haven't done it for weeks? Believable stuff. Good onry. 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:55.680 Do you know what's your fashion mistake that you made 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:56.279 across the gym? 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:59.680 Hi, guys, My sister and I went to a wedding 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:02.279 in mil Alburn and we bought really lovely floral dresses 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:05.640 and different shoes. But everyone over there was wearing very 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:10.040 corporate burgundy black, like more formal type dresses than we 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:11.800 were thinking. It was like, you know, a sunny wedding, 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:14.240 so we stuck out like saw some You could tell 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.640 we were from Adelaide and not Melbourne. 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:20.160 I know what it was. It was an Adelai wedding. 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:23.920 You'd absolutely know it so predigious and. 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:27.480 The photo is bad. 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:29.160 Oh thank you, Nara. 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.760 I mean, we fight so hard, so hard to be 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:33.760 on par with Melbourne and Sydney, and then Nara goes 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:36.480 and does that. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:40.800 We do learn, Ashley, this is a good one. Your 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:41.840 biggest fashion mistake? 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:43.080 Bem eyebrow? 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.400 Yes, I love a good eyebrow. 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:50.000 Fast We've been a. 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:51.120 Better hay back in the day. 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:53.040 Oh yes, I mean did you pluck them? 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:54.320 Did you wax them? How did you? How did you 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:55.080 get to your goal? 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.760 Pluck them and they were taking years to grow them back? 0:07:58.600 --> 0:07:59.360 Yeah? 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:04.240 Now, now some of the exactly right it's like caterpillars 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:06.120 that are on steroids on people's faces. 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:09.880 Well, some big john getting around. 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:12.560 Yeah, there are some black worms going around. 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:15.760 So thing at the moment, ash, isn't it? It's very good, Victoria. 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:17.640 Good morning. What was your fashion? Foka? 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:19.600 Good morning guys, how are you great? 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:20.200 Thank you? 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:23.480 Sorry, Back in the day, I'm talking maybe like ten 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:27.040 years ago, I religiously used to wear black tips and 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:29.000 I wore denim shorts on top. 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:31.800 Oh my gosh, you were like, yeah, you're like I. 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:35.040 Would rock up to school with them, like when we 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.200 had Tasle day. I would go to the shops in 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:40.599 them all the time. I would have endless amount of 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:42.400 black pipes and then the shorts on top. 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.440 And the worst thing was, it's thirty eight degrees Victoria 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:50.439 Henley beach with black tights and yeah, yeah. 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.640 Just determined not to find a mating partner. 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.680 Oh look, I haven't worn them in a while, but yeah, 0:08:58.679 --> 0:08:59.679 they will not be coming back. 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:01.720 Good planned, Victoria. 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:02.960 I don't deserve it come back? 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.440 No, Sha your fashion five hard place? 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:06.160 Hi? 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:06.880 Hi going? 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.880 I kind of single dads throwing up. Sorry, I'll tell 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:12.079 you about ten or eleven years old, and dad used 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:13.920 to dressed me in the old fifty. 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.240 Cent dada MNM. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:20.679 I thought it was really great. 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.480 He thought it was vo hole, but yeah, nah. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:24.680 It really wasn't that great. 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:31.240 Yeah, paying a female, you know, yes, a few. 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:36.240 Down the door. 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.720 Like Cadule Days, rocking up and like Dada and all that, 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:42.520 and I'm like, oh. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:46.319 My god, my dad, I'll tell you what, like when 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:47.280 you're wearing your best fo. 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:52.079 You can't lend, can't lead the boke. 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:55.880 One more quickly, Julius over. 0:09:56.280 --> 0:10:01.920 Get the snap at You're like, you had to be 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:02.440 cool when you. 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:05.840 Slapped it up to your knees, like let's it open, slapped. 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:10.800 Around and then wear you wear them out to. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:13.640 The pub and you know that you could even snap 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:14.960 them open a little bit higher. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:19.680 Oh my gosh. Yeah, as you're really being edgy, just 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.480 under another button on the side of the truck. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:22.640 Very edgy. 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:24.920 Julie went rocking. You went rocking a bum bag. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:29.400 I had to baggy T. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:31.920 Shirt to go with it, Like back then you just. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:33.760 Had to wear that baggy T shirt with these baggy 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.280 out of that open. 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:37.959 I just love that Julie is. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:41.199 At the pub and we shark snap one more. 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:46.840 Let's talk Guinea pigs. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:50.640 I've been waiting for you to say that it's. 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:51.079 A guinea pig. 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.400 Sound actual? 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:57.360 They cute little things, fun little piece of information jumped 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:01.240 onto my desk yesterday. In Swits, owning a single guinea 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:04.360 pig is illegal due to their social nature and susceptibility 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:07.160 to loneliness. So this law is based on the understanding 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:10.480 that guinea pigs require interaction with their species for well being. 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:14.320 When one passes away, owners often seek another to ensure 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:18.840 continued companionship. Love what they're doing in Switzerland a treat 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:19.559 that guinea pigs? 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:19.760 Right? 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.360 Can I just can I be Devil's advocate here? 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:28.320 So we're worried about guinea pig's loneliness, What about when 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:29.160 you have humans? 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.240 How to ensure humans aren't lonely? 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:35.600 Get them a new one. When one passes on, you 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.320 get them a new one. It's pretty simple. 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:39.920 Or make sure they don't wear crocs. 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:43.160 It's called the Swiss guinea pig method. It's all linked 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:46.800 as well. Sometimes crocs quite often three out of four times, 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:47.840 leads to loneliness. 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:52.880 And then do with the crocs with the little pin 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:54.560 on things on the end as well. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.960 Oh yeah, what about socks and cross comfortable. 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.000 Yeah, very comfortable, Yeah, but lonely. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.360 And just a word on guinea pigs as well. The 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:04.000 old and we had a peat guinea pig. He was 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:05.800 a rescue Piggy's name is Bob and he was by 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:07.439 himself too, so he'd went very lonely. 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:09.480 Oh you would have been put in jal in Switzerland. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:14.040 H I know, gosh, sorry about that, Roger Federer. The 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:18.200 biggest and most ultimate animal of prey is the guinea pig. 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:22.040 Oh really, anything could potentially eat a guinea pig. A 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:25.400 guinea pig is scared of absolutely everything. I reckon, I've 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:29.080 seen a plant take out a guinea pig. They are 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:33.160 susceptible not just to loneliness, but also being eaten by everything. 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:33.599 You know. 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:35.800 Sharks when they're in the ocean, they're hungry. You know 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:36.480 what they look for. 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:39.320 They're not looking for guinea pigs. Oh, they're better than that. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.920 If you see guinea pig swim in the ocean, watch out. 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.200 Got me thinking as well, some of the strange rules 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:48.959 across the planet. We're pretty much straight down the line 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.559 here in Australia, but what about this. In Poland, it's 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:55.200 illegal to wear a winnie the Pooh T shirt true story, 0:12:56.400 --> 0:13:00.760 because you know what, he doesn't wear pants. Poland issued 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.360 a ban on Winnie the Pooh around playgrounds and schools, 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:03.880 finding the. 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:07.880 Character a bit too riscae for the likes of impressionable children. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.880 When you think about it, makes sense Whinnie the Poop 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:11.160 put some bloody pants. 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.480 On, knowing that's not fair. 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.400 You don't wear pants some days, and we still all 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:16.560 wear our hazy T shirt. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:17.280 Yeah, I just got it. 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:20.000 Yeah, I just got this big red and overshirt, just 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:22.800 like Winnie the Poop, covering up my big gut so 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:25.000 you can't see. Just like winning, you can't see what's 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:26.920 going on anyway because my guts has covered it up, 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:32.080 so innocent. Cut back on the honey Champion. You must 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:35.560 walk your dog daily. In Rome, Romes, strict laws against 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.760 animal cruelty include walking your pet dogs. If an owner 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.400 does not walk their dog once a day at a minimum, 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:44.480 they could be fined six hundred and twenty five dollars. 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:48.040 Good, how are we tracking that? 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:51.800 That's a very good point because if you're a traffic cop, yep, 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:55.000 you're not getting as much respect as you probably deserve. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:58.440 But if you're a dog walking cop, yeah, yeah, I know, 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:00.360 and it's all you're saying is in action. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:01.840 You need interaction dogs. That's really nice. 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:02.720 Yeah, that's lovely. 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:05.439 The last I'd be big trouble because sometimes I look 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:07.600 at SID and I go, you haven't mean warned for days? 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:11.959 Yeah, it's like I don't mean warming correction weeks. Actually sweaty. 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:16.439 Don't call me sweaty. 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:18.440 Finally, Jode I lave with this. 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:25.560 It's illegal to reincarnate without permission in China. Tibetan Buddhist 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:28.600 marks are not allowed to reincarnate after they die unless 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:31.080 they have been granted permission from the government, So I'm 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.560 not really sure how they enforce this. China is definitely 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.600 known for having some strict laws, so we're talking about 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:38.840 respect levels. Yeah, and you've got traffic cops, you've got 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:42.360 your dog walking cops. What about the reincarnation cops? Yeah, 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.440 and what sort of salaries that way? 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:46.360 But also, how do. 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:49.200 You go about sort of applying for permission to reincarnate? 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:51.280 Is that like when you rock up to service essay 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:52.560 to renew your. 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:53.280 License and stuff. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.720 Excuse me, take a number. 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:03.280 We have to wait for two hours. Stare shaming. It 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:05.040 is absolutely a thing. 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:08.000 Just a quick remind as well best caller this morning, 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:09.920 going to pick yourself up a little school holiday package, 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:12.960 had Ridding similar voucher and Tronadole beach house voucher and 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:13.720 go on the Dwarf. 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:17.240 For Jodian Hayes's winter weekend escape. They do things a 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:18.840 little bit different over in Hong Kong. 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:20.280 Josh, what's happening in Honkers? 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:23.440 I've always said that I don't think they call it honkers. 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:26.320 Ever been to Joe Bananas at Honkers? 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.200 No, that's the thing. 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:31.680 Apparently Hong Kong minister wants people to shame smokers by 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:37.080 staring at them in public. Well, Hong Kong Secretary for 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:40.800 Health Low Chung Mao has proposed an unconventional method to 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:45.520 discourage smoking public areas. He suggested that citizens should stare 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:50.360 disapprovingly at smokers violating non smoking zones, even in the 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:55.120 absence of law enforcement officers. Love this the power of 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:56.359 a dirty look. 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:59.240 A dirty stare, a dirty chi stare. 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:02.960 Bring this in, Bring this in across I mean every stage. 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:05.720 I could see Peter Melanalysis getting behind this. You see 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.000 something untoward happening, you just give them a big old 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:08.560 death stare. 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:09.840 Yeah, big old dirty stairs. 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:13.280 And if my stairs could talk, be aggressive? 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:16.280 What would they say a lot of situations, particularly in traffic, Yeah, 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:20.600 they'd see you absolute piece of blooney. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:25.480 Drive better. I've got some good examples for you. I mean, 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:26.520 where do I start in traffic? 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:28.840 Probably if someone cuts you off and you pull up 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:31.840 next to one and then you do the stair, and 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:33.680 then you wait as soon as they look at you, 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:35.600 and then you mutter something under your breath they can't 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:38.240 hear you, obviously, and then look away and you hope 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:41.280 that they can lip read. But also one for me 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:43.520 is you know when you stop at a traffic lights, 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:46.160 or you're about to and there's a car two cars 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:47.920 ahead and you want to go left, Yeah, but the 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:49.800 car ahead of you has got about three or four 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:51.600 meters in front of it. Instead of going right off 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:54.200 to the tower gate, they're stuck behind and you can't 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:54.720 go left. 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:55.920 I can't go left because. 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:59.720 They're too arrogant to be aware of their surroundings and 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:01.920 go I need to move ahead here so that person 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:02.280 behind me. 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:04.320 That's called consideration is it's. 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:08.320 Not just you on the road, you giant. Not give 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:11.919 them a disapproving stare, stair shame them, you know. 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:14.840 Like when people like you stare shame me. You know 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:16.600 what I like to do that just have a little 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:17.200 giggle at them. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:21.159 Oh it makes us so high, I know, you know 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.439 what we thought we'd bring in the unofficial We can 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.520 only assume that she's the queen of stairshaming and that. 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:30.840 You just feel like this could be right up your alleys, so. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:31.600 In your wheelhouse. 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:34.239 Don't see the trophy for hammball blitz. I think I 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:38.800 need one for resting bitch face. Anyway, I am one 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:40.600 who does it well. I do it to a lot 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.520 of for a lot of different things. But my biggest 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:47.359 thing is people who stop in doorways. Yeah, stop in 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:50.199 places where people are walking whatever, blah blah blah, and 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:54.960 people stop right there. Yeah, I I want to admit this. 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:59.360 Usually I will literally stop and stand there staring at 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:02.160 the people who are all in the spot until they 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:04.720 until they go, oh oh sorry, and then they'll move 0:18:04.720 --> 0:18:06.240 out the way, and then I usually walk off and. 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:07.520