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Speaker 1: And Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 2: This is a really bad mistake, but I can understand

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Speaker 2: where this guy's coming from.

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Speaker 1: Leon Glead twenty nine years of age.

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Speaker 2: He's in love with his girlfriend, Sadie Williams and Sadie

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Speaker 2: pop down to the local seven eleven and she purchased

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Speaker 2: some Tesco's active flushable toilet wipes. Yeah, so think about it,

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Speaker 2: active flushable toilet wipes.

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Speaker 3: You're flushing kidding.

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Speaker 4: Me, No, But they're for cleaning the toilet.

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Speaker 1: They're for cleaning the toilet, Sarah.

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Speaker 2: So she's come home and put it next to the

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Speaker 2: toilet to clean the toilet. Leon's come home from a

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Speaker 2: hard day at work and he's a lorry driver, so

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Speaker 2: he's sitting down in the track all day and he's

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Speaker 2: for the next couple of days he's been using them

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Speaker 2: to wipe his bumps.

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Speaker 1: They're anti bacterial.

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Speaker 2: Wife chemical heavy, so he has then developed a huge

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Speaker 2: rash that has become so painful that he's had to

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Speaker 2: go to emergency.

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Speaker 1: There he is there, there's Leon with the act down.

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Speaker 5: OK.

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Speaker 2: And Tesco now replied and said, I'm so sorry. It

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Speaker 2: was a silly mistake. Obviously we might try to change

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Speaker 2: the name of it, but You do not wipe your

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Speaker 2: bum with them.

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Speaker 1: You wipe the toilet with them.

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Speaker 3: Did he not realize after wipe one his ring was

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Speaker 3: a bit on the sting.

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Speaker 4: But it wouldn't hurt instantly. I had a friend who

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Speaker 4: bleached their bath.

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Speaker 3: Were going there, mate, No, Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: That cost me eight hundred bucks done.

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Speaker 3: But it looks good for this guy here, especially with

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Speaker 3: his job where he's actually sitting down of the whole time. Well,

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Speaker 3: this wouldn't have been able to drive his truck.

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Speaker 1: He can't with his rash. He can't get into his truck.

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Speaker 2: He can't drive at all because every time he goes

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Speaker 2: to sit down he has constant chafing and burning pain

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Speaker 2: around his ring.

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Speaker 3: I had a rash once, had a bad rash. It

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Speaker 3: wasn't really a rash. It was more of an irritation,

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Speaker 3: and it was in a similar area fits And it

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Speaker 3: was the most frustrating thing I reckon I've ever experienced.

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Speaker 1: Like, how did you get it?

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Speaker 3: I don't know? I know, was it was right there?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? And I was trying all sorts of creams. You know,

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Speaker 3: you're applying with lubricants creams, do you know?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Says?

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Speaker 3: I went to the doctor like I was panicking, and

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Speaker 3: I thought, this is so embarrassing to have to take.

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Speaker 4: Just the TP because they're not going up.

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Speaker 3: They're just having a look the gates of hell, the

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Speaker 3: gates of hell. So I had to go in there,

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Speaker 3: and I'd said I'll take any doctor that can have

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Speaker 3: a look at me because I'm panicking. And I walked in.

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Speaker 3: It was this beautiful little woman right, and I thought,

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Speaker 3: her physical appearance has no she seems so dental. She

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Speaker 3: shouldn't have to be exposed. You're really going the ring

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Speaker 3: of fire, d dent. No, she shouldn't have to see

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Speaker 3: what I'm about to expose.

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Speaker 1: Sherbel lay there on the side.

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Speaker 3: I'm pushing through here, and I just had to lift

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Speaker 3: her cheek to reveal the horror and all. She said, Well,

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Speaker 3: Jesus is a lot going on here, isn't there?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you had a similar thing happened to you, Geraldine, exactly.

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Speaker 6: The same thing I use the.

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Speaker 7: Clean what?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it was painful, Geraldine?

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Speaker 3: Than one?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And oh dear God, did I pay for it?

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Speaker 3: What was the result for how long? Geraldine?

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Speaker 6: Oh God, I think I must have had it for

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Speaker 6: a couple of weeks. It was just because it's the

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Speaker 3: I didn't even.

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Speaker 1: Think at least you got a clean bum. No, you're

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Speaker 3: Lemon fresh, I would suggest around the ring there, mister

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Speaker 3: she Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Again, what did your body react to on a bushwork mail?

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Speaker 7: Well, they had a bit of a dodgy tummy ten

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Speaker 7: cave into the wood, the cooler nature nearest bush was

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Speaker 7: these lovely big round, heart shaped leaves. And I found

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Speaker 7: out a bit too soon that stinging metal.

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Speaker 1: Where did the nettles embed themselves? Melt?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, the unmentionable areas?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: They had to walk the.

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Speaker 7: Ten caves back to civilization, right with it, very slowly.

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Speaker 3: With it all in there, with it all in there.

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Speaker 3: And didn't you then have to go to the doctor

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Speaker 3: and say, hey, grab your tweezers.

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Speaker 1: Looks like I've said, how do you get them out? Melt?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 7: It was it more just a ration though, like raised

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Speaker 7: up skin than it caused, not actually like little nettles,

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Speaker 7: but yeah, it was.

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Speaker 8: It wasn't pleasant, I.

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Speaker 3: See because they're they're like bar I can hardly see

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Speaker 3: them either.

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Speaker 7: They're so fine and whipper podcast.

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Speaker 2: So we had some friends over staying with us over

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Speaker 2: for the weekend. And they've got two young kids as well,

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Speaker 2: same age as ours, and the two young ones, Lenny

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Speaker 2: and Jesse, started getting They started firing.

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Speaker 1: Up a bit and having a bit of a laugh.

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Speaker 1: Going underneath the table.

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Speaker 2: It's not man as mate, think about your manager at

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Speaker 2: a restaurant. Here, get out from underneath the table. Now,

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Speaker 2: what happened Jesse? Jesse, who's eight years of age. Jesse

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Speaker 2: was sort of under the table, Sarah, and Lenny was

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Speaker 2: you know, a classic Lenny. He's just unlocking the pepper

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Speaker 2: the salt time. He's twisted off the top of the

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Speaker 2: pepper and all the peppercorns are in there, and he's

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Speaker 2: poured some peppercorns out and he's going, oh, this is good.

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Speaker 2: As he's poured them out, they've actually just rolled. One

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Speaker 2: as he was coming up, a peppercorn's gone straight into

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Speaker 2: his ear. Oh and gone deep. Now we've gone geez,

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Speaker 2: we didn't see this right. But he starts freaking out

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Speaker 1: There's something in my ear. I think it's a peppercorn.

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Speaker 2: And then he's freaking out because he doesn't want anyone

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Speaker 2: when people are rummaging through your ear, digging in. So

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Speaker 2: we didn't know what to do, and I didn't know this. Lenny,

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Speaker 2: nine years of age, goes well, Hughey's claiming that he

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Speaker 2: came up with that. He said, I know what to do?

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Speaker 2: Did you guys do this?

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Speaker 3: Did you guys know this anything to do with a pen?

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Speaker 1: Only just realized that it could be.

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Speaker 2: But you're actually supposed to put them on the side

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Speaker 2: the ear, facing down where the foreign object is in

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Speaker 2: and you're like a suction cat.

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Speaker 4: Like a plunger.

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Speaker 2: You're like a plunger. Yeus your hand back and forth.

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Speaker 2: The plunger is going with his hand. He comes back up.

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Speaker 2: Lenny sucked it outset awesome, and it's sitting there.

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Speaker 1: Right on the side of the ear.

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Speaker 2: He's screaming at the top of his voice to the

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Speaker 2: point where people from the restaurant are running from everywhere, going,

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Speaker 2: is that kid all right? Just to get this one

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Speaker 2: little piece of peppercorn out of the year?

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Speaker 1: Did you get it? We got a oh wow, we

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Speaker 1: got it. It was amazing.

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Speaker 3: Catherine Welcome to the show What Happened When You were six?

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Speaker 5: So when I was six years old, I started complaining

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Speaker 5: to my mum about having ear pain. I was having

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Speaker 5: high temperatures for about a month, and then after not long,

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Speaker 5: half of my face was paralyzed the right side of

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Speaker 5: my face. So I've got this beautiful Santa photo with

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Speaker 5: my brother and we're sitting there and I've got the

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Speaker 5: big smile on my face, but half of my face

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Speaker 5: is dropping in hard and what happened anyway? So finally,

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Speaker 5: you know, it got to the point where the temperatures

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Speaker 5: were way too high. Mum and Dad took me to

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Speaker 5: the hospital and they did an examination, and they found

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Speaker 5: that a tick had embedded itself just inside my ear

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Speaker 5: and they had to slice the skin to get it out.

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Speaker 5: I do have a very very tiny memory of that happening.

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Speaker 5: I remember seeing a vial with this black insect in

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Speaker 5: the bottom, still moving.

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Speaker 3: So wow, Catherine, I love that they waited until the

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Speaker 3: temperature went up and weren't concerned when half your face

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Speaker 3: had dripped.

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Speaker 1: What happened to you, Dana?

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Speaker 8: So my sister, when she was younger, she was even

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Speaker 8: hot chess in the backfield of the car and she

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Speaker 8: was looking at you, sound like singing along, and she

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Speaker 8: went silent all of a sudden, and my mom and

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Speaker 8: I turned around and she has a hot chip stuck

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Speaker 8: up her low and it was there for three days.

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Speaker 8: Every time we pull it out, the moisture of those

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Speaker 8: kept making the hot chips softer and softer.

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Speaker 1: I've never tried.

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Speaker 5: I look.

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Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I love hot chips. And I

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Speaker 1: could inhale.

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Speaker 3: Any, but not through my nose, Dina. She couldn't just

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Speaker 3: do the old block one nostril and blow on the other.

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Speaker 8: We tried, We cried absolutely everything.

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Speaker 6: The greatest.

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Speaker 1: Ye, I'm still ate it. Arden's giving us skill? What

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Speaker 1: got stuck in your ice here? Arden?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: My wife work me up in the early morning, two

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Speaker 6: am something like that. Just manicked, just absolutely going crazy,

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Speaker 6: saying something had crawled into a year. She could steel

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Speaker 6: something crawling around in the year. And so we went

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Speaker 6: straight to the hospital.

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Speaker 2: A year.

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Speaker 6: They pour olive oil in and that drowns whatever its. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: and the doctor went in there with with some tweets

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Speaker 6: and he pulled out this tiny, little gnat looking thing

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Speaker 6: and I thought, gosh, like all this drama just with

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Speaker 6: this little tiny bug and he goes, no, no, that's

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Speaker 6: just the leg, and he pulled out a whole cockroach.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's all cockroach.

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