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Speaker 1: And with her with Kate Ritchie podcast How Good State

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Speaker 1: Night with Your Wife. Our anniversary is coming up on

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Speaker 1: the fourteenth of September, on the Friday night, the fifteenth,

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Speaker 1: I think that's the Friday table for two me lad

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Speaker 1: ten years married.

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Speaker 2: Where are you going?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, she's all or are you going to?

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Speaker 2: We nice?

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Speaker 1: Little Italian or possibly Italiano maybe made in Italy.

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Speaker 2: Always a good thing.

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Speaker 1: It's a good one. That is beautiful, great Hawaiian. Here's

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Speaker 1: an interesting one from a hot date. This was in

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Speaker 1: the States, where you understand that tipping is crucial. That's

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Speaker 1: one of the golden rules in America. Or you will

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Speaker 1: get chased out of the roast.

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Speaker 2: It's because you don't know.

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Speaker 1: We're a rabbit in the headlights. I've been called out

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Speaker 1: a couple of times as well, where I've been in

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Speaker 1: America and they've come over and I didn't leave a tip.

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Speaker 1: One woman said, was there an issue with the drinks?

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Speaker 1: Why weren't you happy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What did you say that the glass was too warm?

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Speaker 1: I said there was an issue, wasn't there? Tim We

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Speaker 1: were with the espresso. Martinez was served in plastic glass,

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Speaker 1: so she didn't get a tap. Oh, my gosh, that's

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Speaker 1: not her fault. She relimships and you've given no money

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Speaker 1: because the other one was a woman came up and

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Speaker 1: she went, oh, sorry, you haven't completed this. So she

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Speaker 1: brought the bill back and said you haven't finished completing this. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And I thought that's a really good line as well,

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Speaker 1: because it meant I hadn't filled out the tip section

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Speaker 1: of the form. Because we're at a bar where I

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Speaker 1: ordered three drinks, one beer and two vodka Limen SODA's

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Speaker 1: one hundred and ten dollars. Well mate, well, ma, you

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Speaker 1: have been known to eat drink at the hotel bar

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Speaker 1: and restaurant, which are the most expensive ones. Going. Let's

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Speaker 1: move on. So there's a table for two which was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: And it came to the end of the night where

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Speaker 1: they got the bill. The tip in Philly in the

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Speaker 1: tip the girl at the on the date grabbed the

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Speaker 1: pen and said, I'll fill in the tip section and

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Speaker 1: gave the waitress a tip. She wrote, don't call my

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Speaker 1: husband sweetheart. Oh that was the tip. Oh, and didn't

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Speaker 1: get any tip at all whatsoever. The tip was if

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Speaker 1: you want a tip, don't call my husband sweetheart. She said.

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Speaker 1: During the night I heard honey, sweety, sweetheart at one stage,

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Speaker 1: I think heard sugar, sweetie.

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Speaker 2: You didn't get away.

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Speaker 1: With sweety, can't you?

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Speaker 3: In America?

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Speaker 2: I mean, sweety is endearing, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Like a girl sweetie? Yeah, I kind of like that.

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Speaker 1: I like it when I mothered a bit at a restaurant, well,

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Speaker 1: I get I cop a little bit for calling some

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Speaker 1: people love love women love. I reckon if an old

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Speaker 1: lady calls you love, if a senior citizen calls you love,

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Speaker 1: it almost feels like a hug from mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I really like. It's so comfortable for me.

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Speaker 1: You really enjoy that love?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Your community, you simp You've got a big heart. I

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Speaker 1: have lovely Pat.

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Speaker 2: Pat comes up and has a chat to me all

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Speaker 2: the time, and I.

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Speaker 1: Love She actually recorded and she was talking about you

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Speaker 1: the other day. Pat was Yeah, but I think she

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Speaker 1: had you mixed up with somebody else McK molloy. Again.

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Speaker 2: She's just a local in the area and she always

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Speaker 2: calls me love, and I love it so much.

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Speaker 1: I could stick around of half an hour talking to Pat.

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Speaker 1: Does she drop it a long half an hour until

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Speaker 1: it goes past half an hour, and I'm just going

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Speaker 1: to go supposed to be walking the door. She can

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Speaker 1: say love one more time and then head off. Stephen

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Speaker 1: crows there still agree with what this wife did.

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Speaker 3: I don't really I waked at a gold crop for

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Speaker 3: thirteen years. I think tipping is important because it is

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Speaker 3: you don't get much in hostality, so it is a

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Speaker 3: bit extra to get a tip. I don't really like

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Speaker 3: it when people call other people sweetie. I actually think

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Speaker 3: it's a bit patronizing. But so I don't think the

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Speaker 3: waitress was in the right to call him sweetie. But

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Speaker 3: at the same time, no, the wife should have left

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Speaker 3: the tip.

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Speaker 1: Can I throw this one at you? Because when it

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Speaker 1: comes to wait staff, you know, obviously there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of pressure on them. But we went out for dinner

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Speaker 1: not long ago, just laser and eye. Now. I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to get carried away here with what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: But the woman who was serving us, she had a

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Speaker 1: very very low cut top on and she had huge bosoms.

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Speaker 1: Oh sir, it was ex.

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Speaker 2: Stephan was extremely distracting what to do with anything, to

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Speaker 2: the point where Lisa said, I wonder if the manager

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Speaker 2: is going to tell her to put a bra on

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Speaker 2: because it was so over the top and what was

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Speaker 2: amazing was watching every other person in the restaurant when

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Speaker 2: she went up to their table. I try to concentrate

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Speaker 2: and look in the eyes of the person that or

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Speaker 2: a dinner with because of the size of these bosoms.

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Speaker 3: Were you at?

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