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Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody, and welcome you. A Wednesday morning morning.
Speaker 3: Clinton Mood today.
Speaker 4: Four A playful mood, playful move, playful mood.
Speaker 2: Where were you last night?
Speaker 4: Thanks for the question, Lauren, Welcome. It's a very important question.
Speaker 3: I was at the Australian Football Media Awards.
Speaker 2: Oh well, that's right and hitting Zone. Did you win?
Speaker 4: Otherwise known as the AFMAS, Come on, wouldn't.
Speaker 3: It's a gathering.
Speaker 4: It's a gathering of footy journals, footy's finest journals under
Speaker 4: one route, all chasing a story.
Speaker 2: Who cleaned up? Who took all the award time?
Speaker 3: There's a real Caroline Wilson.
Speaker 4: Caroline Wilson was there, had a great chat to Carrow.
Speaker 4: I love Carrow. She's just a delightful person.
Speaker 3: Who cleaned up.
Speaker 4: There was all the Herald's son and all those types.
Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, we didn't win.
Speaker 2: Was it a wonderful evening?
Speaker 3: Oh fantastic? Really? Really sorry? I'm over him. Morning. Robert Redford, Okay,
Speaker 3: I heard in your news, yes, eighty nine years of age.
Speaker 2: What was Robert Redford famous?
Speaker 3: Rest in Peace? I didn't. I didn't recognize some of
Speaker 3: the movies you said. I'm just telling me to look
Speaker 3: through the back.
Speaker 2: I don't know any Robert Redford films. I've never seen
Speaker 2: one spy game.
Speaker 3: With Brad Pitt. He was in Avengers, wasn't he? I
Speaker 3: believe so? Yes.
Speaker 4: He was also in All the Presidents Men.
Speaker 3: I believe so. Yep, I haven't seen that one.
Speaker 2: You just read it in the news.
Speaker 3: I feel like he's well, that's.
Speaker 2: Very sad news. Fans of Robert red not appreciative of
Speaker 2: his background.
Speaker 3: I am. I am like, he's a very good, very
Speaker 3: good actor.
Speaker 2: You don't know any of his movies.
Speaker 3: I no Spike Ga. I feel I thought i'd seen
Speaker 3: him in more, but I don't recognize the back catalog.
Speaker 2: No his name. I don't think I would have picked
Speaker 2: him in a lineup. I don't know anything about Robert Redford.
Speaker 3: Really, have you seen a photo? I reckon you.
Speaker 2: Recognize this morning when I woke up and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is?
Speaker 3: Really? Yeah, Philip were in that when that patch were
Speaker 3: all the actors that we were watching in movies growing up.
Speaker 3: You know, are we getting old ourselves?
Speaker 2: No, No, eighty nine is still very young.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I reckon do. I's young. Yeah, eighty
Speaker 3: nine's like for fair.
Speaker 2: Age.
Speaker 3: No, but I mean like like in this day and age.
Speaker 3: Eighty nine is not what he used to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, he's not young.
Speaker 3: Betty White lived till she was two hundred. Oh she did,
Speaker 3: to you, she did. She were great, She looked amazing.
Speaker 3: She was still with it right to the end. Did
Speaker 3: she make a hundred? Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure did
Speaker 3: she Yeah, she didn't look one hundred, buddy, else she
Speaker 3: looked good. Valet, Betty, what ballet?
Speaker 2: Not Valets? Not Valet Parking, balt.
Speaker 3: Here she comes via Valet creditings.
Speaker 2: She's ninety nine years old when she went, Betty, she
Speaker 2: went to Valet Parking at nine.
Speaker 3: Only the best view. Can we get a car wash
Speaker 3: on the way out?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I hate how they try to do that. Hey, guys,
Speaker 3: we started a tradition last Wednesday. Are we sticking with it?
Speaker 2: We're halfway there, Melbourne, Yes, we are halfway through the week. Well, done.
Speaker 3: Sorry to celebrate Every Wednesday morning it's bon Jovi living
Speaker 3: on a prayer halfway through the wak Hey Huge show
Speaker 3: coming up today. Your chance to win invites to our
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Speaker 3: our Wednesday morning tradition. Just to mark halfway there, Melbourne,
Speaker 3: you are listening to Ober one hundred. We're doing it
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Speaker 3: heard the smartlest episode John my Joby It's a goodie,
Speaker 3: is it? Yeah? Solid? Are you on board that?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 2: No, But I listen occasionally. I feel like you listen
Speaker 2: to them every where. Do you like wait till they
Speaker 2: dropped and get on it straight away?
Speaker 3: Yeah, although some of them I don't. I don't recognize
Speaker 3: the slabs.
Speaker 2: When you listen to it. I feel like I don't
Speaker 2: have time. I put them on occasionally in the car, Yeah,
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes and I'm like, no, I've forgotten about it
Speaker 2: the next time I get in the car.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know when. I don't know when people have
Speaker 2: time to listen to all these.
Speaker 3: Don't listen to it now, No, no, no, listen to us. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's not worth it's not.
Speaker 4: You must listen to it on your walkman, as you're
Speaker 4: walking there. Yes, Albert Park Lake.
Speaker 2: Yes, but then you would have heard exactly zero episodes.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Do you ever have those head walked Albert Park Lake?
Speaker 3: Yes? I have.
Speaker 2: Actually, did you enjoy it?
Speaker 4: It's quite it's deceivingly yeah.
Speaker 3: I took the boys on their scooters and halfway around
Speaker 3: you could see their face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a long way.
Speaker 4: It's really flat, isn't it? Like it's flat as attack?
Speaker 4: But but when you walk there wanting like, oh geez lake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to go on that little island in
Speaker 3: the middle. Yeah. You can kayak out to it, can't you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there were these blokes they upload a video on YouTube
Speaker 3: during lockdown they went and camped on the island for
Speaker 3: the night.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no thanks, I'm happy to look at it
Speaker 2: while I walk out Park Lake.
Speaker 3: Is there anything on there?
Speaker 2: A couple of guys camping apparently?
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, not with the swim. Can you hire boats
Speaker 3: and stuff.
Speaker 2: Like little sailing boats?
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 2: There's a sailing school there. You've been out there on
Speaker 2: a Saturday.
Speaker 3: It's going to become a sailor. All the kids, like
Speaker 3: all the kids always wanted to learn to sail Sydney
Speaker 3: to Hobart for you, I Park Lake is no Sydney,
Speaker 3: I feel soon.
Speaker 2: Is it only a kids sailing schoolt or is it
Speaker 2: adults sailing to I'm.
Speaker 3: Not too sure. I think it's adults.
Speaker 2: It's really cute.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll do that one with the boys.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I don't know if you can
Speaker 2: just go and do it and get a boat if
Speaker 2: you don't know what you're doing. But there's a school
Speaker 2: there that like the kids can enroll in competitions and
Speaker 2: like proper sailing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I should get the ones with the pedals with
Speaker 4: the big Yeah, you get them on the Gold Coast
Speaker 4: and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah what they call we'll bring the aqua bikes back
Speaker 2: to when we're in Greace. Tom Hawkins went on one
Speaker 2: of those, but with the big water.
Speaker 3: Slanted I've got a water slide.
Speaker 2: Well it's like it's like a giant flamingo that you
Speaker 2: pedal out on and it's got a slide for kids.
Speaker 2: And he would have been tall so big on the
Speaker 2: little they're called pedal boat.
Speaker 4: The issue with the slide ones the slide can get
Speaker 4: quite dry in the heat.
Speaker 3: You used to get stuck halfway. How did you know that?
Speaker 3: I've had one as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually in did you burn your bum?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got one in the south of France after
Speaker 4: the Olympics.
Speaker 2: With her.
Speaker 4: I took beautiful Alicia Oxley her kids. I took her
Speaker 4: kids out.
Speaker 2: I thought it was just you.
Speaker 3: I might do what you're out.
Speaker 2: There pedaling, because that's Tom Hawkins also didn't get it
Speaker 2: for himself and the dads through out there on the boats,
Speaker 2: and he looked very big man on very little pedal boat.
Speaker 3: Are you Clinton? I wouldn't be surprised if you'd be
Speaker 3: the sort of guy that on holidays would hire a
Speaker 3: jet ski. I've never been on a jet ski.
Speaker 2: I love jet ski you.
Speaker 3: Never ever have I been on a jet ski ever? Losh,
Speaker 3: we must get you on a jet ski.
Speaker 2: I mean there's something far more fun about doing it
Speaker 2: in like the Mediterranean water. Yeah, yeah, the gold. But
Speaker 2: when you're going to Fiji on holidays one, you must
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 4: Must get now holidays which you're coming out mate two
Speaker 4: weeks on a jet skik.
Speaker 3: I just want to see you jet skiing every day.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you won't because you won't go to Fiji
Speaker 2: it's too hot. Yeah, you are to Fiji for school
Speaker 2: holidays and came home early because it was too hot.
Speaker 2: I still don't buy that story. I don't think you
Speaker 2: ever went.
Speaker 3: No, I trust me. I went because I lived through
Speaker 3: the first few days and lou and I were at
Speaker 3: each other because of the heat. I was over the
Speaker 3: b lts by the pool. It just wasn't for me.
Speaker 2: You are such misery if you can't even find joy,
Speaker 2: you know, holiday in Fiji because you've had too many
Speaker 2: b lt Why are you like? Why don't you try
Speaker 2: some beautiful Fijian food or some fish?
Speaker 3: Because they I tried the fish they like. Maybe it
Speaker 3: was the result the Melbourne store, the storm players. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it would have been Craig bellowed me next to me
Speaker 3: at the floating bar.
Speaker 2: It would have been a night's hotel.
Speaker 3: Who's all right? You're on pea? Are you Craig in
Speaker 3: the in the pool bar?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm sure I loved hearing that. He probably left this bogan.
Speaker 2: Dad couldn't shake the bloke.
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Speaker 2: You can win them here to the Beverly Market. It's
Speaker 2: like everything's included to beveryes. You're right on the track.
Speaker 2: It's a fund out. These tickets are worth over twelve
Speaker 2: hundred dollars experience. It is six hundred and something dollars
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Speaker 3: Sensational, nice out of a messy day out. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Robert in Corfield.
Speaker 8: Good morning, good morning, this back, you're back.
Speaker 2: We're giving you a second chance. Robert. So you live
Speaker 2: right next to the racetrack, so you can just walk over.
Speaker 3: He's also a chauffeurs, so he's normally dealing with us
Speaker 3: at the end of a race day. Yes, so we thought,
Speaker 3: you know, for everything you've gone through, I mean, you've.
Speaker 2: Never driven us, but we'd always be on our best.
Speaker 4: Babe, Robert had died yesterday's performance.
Speaker 3: Sit with you? Will you got it.
Speaker 9: A little bit?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I didn't know the answer, but I'll look it up,
Speaker 8: googled it up after Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, Robert, Well let's see if you can get
Speaker 2: it today. With a brand new song lined up for you,
Speaker 2: listen to the race call and tell us what song
Speaker 2: you think it is and who sings he?
Speaker 3: Come on, Robert, here we go hand away.
Speaker 7: I'm having wicked dreams of leaving Tennessee here, Santa Monica,
Speaker 7: I swear it's calling me. Don't make my mama proud.
Speaker 3: It's going to.
Speaker 7: Cause a scene. She's her baby girl. I know she's
Speaker 7: going to scream, God, what have you done? You're a
Speaker 7: pink pony girl and you dance at.
Speaker 8: The club, Robert, Big pony club, Bye pony girl, you legend.
Speaker 3: Take it to your rob.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: I would have bet my three children that you wouldn't
Speaker 3: have known that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I said, Robert won't know this one
Speaker 2: one of your favorite tracks, Rollie Boy.
Speaker 8: Uh not really, but I do the song.
Speaker 3: You know, it'll be people in the back seat, hammered
Speaker 3: gun put on the on the way.
Speaker 10: Good on you, thank you, thank you very.
Speaker 2: Much that you're going to sit right in there and
Speaker 2: you don't have to work for one.
Speaker 3: And he lives around the corner. So after drinks at
Speaker 3: your place, Rob, if you want after party. I love him.
Speaker 2: I thought he was a long shot to doin that,
Speaker 2: and I thought we're gonna have to have him back tomorrow,
Speaker 2: all three kids.
Speaker 3: I would have been mate. There was no way. Hell,
Speaker 3: I thought it was going to get it.
Speaker 2: I remember all the people in the backseat singing that.
Speaker 2: After a few shadows, Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11: Have you got pink Pony club.
Speaker 4: Car Thanking plugged my orks cable in.
Speaker 3: Twenty six bas six, Good morning Melbourne. Tell you where
Speaker 3: it is beautiful this time year?
Speaker 4: Where the wits Sundays.
Speaker 2: On the weekends, which is not the Sundays, but it's
Speaker 2: that direction.
Speaker 4: Imagine being Funnel Bay in the with Sundays. It's where
Speaker 4: it's where a lo the wealth is, right, what's the
Speaker 4: core fun But oh yeah, it's it's as.
Speaker 3: It's stinger season. When is that? I think it's I
Speaker 3: mean where No, no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never heard of funnel.
Speaker 4: Funnel Bay with Sundays right up north.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: NBA star Ben Simmons has been spotted up there. He's
Speaker 4: been living it up in the lap of luxury.
Speaker 2: Does he's still playing the NBA?
Speaker 4: He does still play, but there's immense speculation over his future.
Speaker 3: That's a big swimmer suit. Oh it is.
Speaker 4: It's a long swimmer suit, isn't it? So two together now,
Speaker 4: basically they're trying to does he stay in America?
Speaker 3: Does he come home? They're trying to.
Speaker 2: The NBA to NBL.
Speaker 4: I would think he's still got lots of cash because
Speaker 4: he's been living it up in a three thousand dollar
Speaker 4: a night mansion on the wind Sundays now four bedroom
Speaker 4: for night you reckon, Yeah, complete with a private beach
Speaker 4: and the lap pool.
Speaker 2: Private beach mine. If you've got a private beach, you
Speaker 2: really living, ain't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I'm not even going to use this beach, but
Speaker 3: no one else can music.
Speaker 4: My cold plunge, private wine room, go mat, It's got
Speaker 4: it all.
Speaker 3: What would you say is the nicest hotel you've ever stay?
Speaker 2: Oh? We accidentally stayed in one in Paris.
Speaker 3: I was I was trying to book the best Western
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 2: We went for a friend's birthday and they said we'll
Speaker 2: all stay in the same place. We're like, yeah, cool,
Speaker 2: we'll see that. And we got there and Paul walked
Speaker 2: in with our little wheelie cases and was like, I
Speaker 2: think we should leave and see if there's a travel
Speaker 2: lodge nearby. Lauren and I was like, we're here now.
Speaker 2: We know we're only staying for two nights. But what
Speaker 2: was it called? It was in Paris. You could see
Speaker 2: the Eiffel towers on the Champs It wasn't on the Champs,
Speaker 2: but it was near there. You could walk to Champs
Speaker 2: and it was so boogie. They embroidered our names into
Speaker 2: the pillow cases.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, they embroidered your name. Did you get
Speaker 3: to take them home? The nicest thing I've had is
Speaker 3: when they folded the towel so a swan.
Speaker 2: They assume you can your names in it, well they
Speaker 2: can steal them, save it for then he stole them.
Speaker 2: I did still have my name on it.
Speaker 3: So they've got a little Cindy in a cupboard with
Speaker 3: the Junomi.
Speaker 2: And that was when Paul was like, okay, we should
Speaker 2: definitely leave.
Speaker 3: Absolutely you don't get that at the travel you don't.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'll be taking the slippers.
Speaker 3: If anything, I'll be taking my own pillow to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, they yeah. It was bougie. And then when
Speaker 2: when our friends are like should we go for a
Speaker 2: walk to we do? I was like, I don't live
Speaker 2: in this hotel. Were getting every some time spending on
Speaker 2: this hotel. And when we left, I said to Paul,
Speaker 2: just close your eyes and signe that. Oh yeah, do
Speaker 2: that because I don't want to have an argument.
Speaker 3: Now. I've always wanted to do one of those all
Speaker 3: inclusive hotels, you know where you can just just order
Speaker 3: whatever you want. It's all just past.
Speaker 2: Well do you know when Paul absolutely flipped it.
Speaker 3: I just remember spelled his name wrong in the pillow.
Speaker 2: Leah Memsworth was also there and Paul goes, are you
Speaker 2: staying here to mate? And he goes, oh, absolutely not,
Speaker 2: I'm staying down the street. Paul looked at me and
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 3: Lauren the hem's words aren't staying here. Wis shouldn't be either.
Speaker 3: I remember I signed onto a radio station in Sydney
Speaker 3: and it was like coming up to New Year's Eve
Speaker 3: and they're like, we're going to put you up an
Speaker 3: accommodation for news eve and I was like, this is this,
Speaker 3: this is great? You know what what a what a
Speaker 3: sign on gift? Well, I think when I opened the
Speaker 3: door and as I opened the door, it hit the
Speaker 3: bed and the gap wasn't even big enough for me
Speaker 3: to get my suitcase mate through.
Speaker 2: I was like, I've stayed in some shockers as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah you tend to, you know, you know it's a
Speaker 4: bad one if they've still got the theter hours serving tray.
Speaker 4: I stayed in comforter on the bed. I stayed in
Speaker 4: a hotel in India.
Speaker 3: I reckon some of the comforters you'd lay on and
Speaker 3: get pregnant.
Speaker 2: That advertise it was advertisers having a revolving restaurant on
Speaker 2: the top. And my friends and I got there and
Speaker 2: we went in the lift to go to breakfast to
Speaker 2: the revolving restaurant. And as the lift wenting and the
Speaker 2: doors open, they're like, wait there, wait there, and they
Speaker 2: hit a switch and there was just like a giant
Speaker 2: lazy Susan with tables on it that started spinning. So
Speaker 2: it wasn't a revolving restaurant.
Speaker 3: It's just a revolving table.
Speaker 2: And every quarter that it went, it would go like
Speaker 2: it would jolt and everything could fall over.
Speaker 3: That sounds safe.
Speaker 2: And after about twenty minutes my friends like, can we
Speaker 2: turn the revolving floor.
Speaker 3: We're getting motion sickness?
Speaker 2: Can We must have been built in like the eighties.
Speaker 2: I think it'd been built up around it, so I
Speaker 2: had absolutely no view because all the other buildings were
Speaker 2: so much taller, like the point of a revolving.
Speaker 3: Residence or concrete.
Speaker 2: Yeahs on, absolutely nothing made you motion sick.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: It was a one star hotel.
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Speaker 3: Worst hotel you've ever stayed in Melbourne? Where was it?
Speaker 3: Why was it bad? What is the worst hotel.
Speaker 2: You've stayed I stayed in a half star hotel a.
Speaker 3: Half start, half start four and a half star, a.
Speaker 2: Half star when I was traveling with my friends when
Speaker 2: I was like nineteen, And when we got there, they're like, okay,
Speaker 2: so the emergency exit is in your room for the
Speaker 2: whole level. So if there's a fire and they got
Speaker 2: all the people on our levels like hostel, and they're like,
Speaker 2: you need to let these people in. If there's a fine,
Speaker 2: you need to open your front door so everyone can
Speaker 2: get out. And I was like, this is a terrible plan.
Speaker 2: What if we just run and forget to open our doors,
Speaker 2: which to be honest, and I'm like, no, this can't
Speaker 2: be on me, no.
Speaker 3: Offense, but I think you should be in charge of
Speaker 3: the emergency.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have thought so other, especially when I was
Speaker 2: through Europe. No, I'd probably had eighty four sound bookershops,
Speaker 2: slept through the far you'd.
Speaker 3: Be outside, watch you burned down and go Did we
Speaker 3: have to do something before we left? I forget?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'll probably still be sleeping there.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is out number.
Speaker 2: Hot fireman to carry me out.
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Speaker 2: Those hostels with forty rooms in one bathroom.
Speaker 3: What's the worst you have stayed in? Give us a call.
Speaker 3: We're talking from hell at thirteen twenty fourteen. What's the
Speaker 3: worst one you've stayed in?
Speaker 2: Just a bit po of Sarah Murder, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2: You had a girl's night and you stayed in a tip?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 12: Yes again, young poor I have a girl's night stayed
Speaker 12: somewhere in Saint Kilda and it was just walked in
Speaker 12: the door didn't lock, so you could only use the
Speaker 12: key and chat the chase.
Speaker 10: So that was a great start.
Speaker 12: I pulled back the blankets for an afternoon nap.
Speaker 10: There was blood on here.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, what was it?
Speaker 2: The Gatwick Hotel?
Speaker 12: No, I can't mention the hotel, but yeah it was lovely.
Speaker 12: There was oh screaming all night.
Speaker 2: How much did it cost to stay there?
Speaker 12: Twenty dollars a night?
Speaker 3: So is it's the hotel? Still there? Is it?
Speaker 10: I was still there?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 3: Still there? You want to stand a crime scene? Wow?
Speaker 2: Wow, that's one on the sheets is a bit remember
Speaker 2: dirty sheets.
Speaker 4: When we holidayed in Turkey, I was there with our
Speaker 4: friend Christina Hern. We checked into this hotel room and
Speaker 4: there were two chairs. They looked like arm chairs and
Speaker 4: they folded out there. They was sort of looked like
Speaker 4: a cut chair, two cut chairs, but they folded out
Speaker 4: into beds.
Speaker 2: Oh, they were the beds in the room.
Speaker 3: The beds.
Speaker 4: They were the beds, just two chairs like one of those.
Speaker 2: Koala single chairs that fold into a single bed.
Speaker 3: Well this wasn't I wish it was a Kohala. This
Speaker 3: was just a chair, a fold out chair. Amy, what's
Speaker 3: the worst to commune? Stated?
Speaker 6: Hi, guys, I was away on a work trip and
Speaker 6: a place near a tuka called rock Chester, right, and
Speaker 6: I got gabies bed bugs.
Speaker 2: It actually happened. I always always fear this when I
Speaker 2: traveled at some of those little places the postcards and
Speaker 2: the Today Show.
Speaker 4: Sorry, bed bugs is known as scabies.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is absolutely.
Speaker 2: I think bugs give you.
Speaker 3: How do you treat scabies? Calm?
Speaker 6: No, you had to go to the doctor and get
Speaker 6: a special cream your poor things. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I take sleeping bags sometimes on those suits. We go
Speaker 2: to little country motel.
Speaker 3: We did like a group booking up in Noosa one weekend.
Speaker 3: We all stayed there in like a big three bedroom apartment.
Speaker 3: They had one of those spars on the balcony. I
Speaker 3: didn't get in it, thank god, but everyone who did, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they caught something.
Speaker 4: Spar Yeah, because what's living in the jets right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Actually I got in a hotel spar like. It
Speaker 2: wasn't like an outdoor spark the indoor corner ones. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like the room. I hadn't actually got in it, but
Speaker 2: I filled it up and I, oh no, the button
Speaker 2: and like millions of ants came out. Thank god I
Speaker 2: was not in it.
Speaker 3: But it's clean because it's got that little plastic bit
Speaker 3: over the jet to let you know we've cleaned it.
Speaker 3: And it smells like do you know what's also bad?
Speaker 4: You know it's bad if the hotel's got a shower curtain,
Speaker 4: the plastic shower curtain, that's not.
Speaker 3: I love when the current affair do those We've hidden
Speaker 3: cameras to see if they actually clean the bathroom and
Speaker 3: then it shows them like, you know, wiping the toilet
Speaker 3: and then the same rag as that Catherine, good morning, Hello,
Speaker 3: we're talking holidays from hell. Where's the worst to come?
Speaker 3: You've had?
Speaker 10: So we drove from Melbourne to South Australia to seek
Speaker 10: family when I had a baby six months old yep,
Speaker 10: And we stayed in Port Pirie for one night and
Speaker 10: our first there was no one there to check us in,
Speaker 10: so we had to bring them to say how do
Speaker 10: we check in? Yep, they didn't have a basinette which
Speaker 10: said organized for again we're a bit like shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Also and then that night we go to bed, my
Speaker 10: wife's like, oh I feel it was a bug on
Speaker 10: my fate. Whatever don't worry about it. Mill of the
Speaker 10: night she wakes up screaming she had a cockroach on
Speaker 10: her face.
Speaker 3: You're going to get a cockroach now and then.
Speaker 2: That wouldn't make you feel very uncomfortable with the brand
Speaker 2: new baby in there as well, Maddie.
Speaker 3: And Heidelberg worst hotel? What have you stayed in?
Speaker 13: Hi?
Speaker 5: I stayed in a hostel in Amsterdam. It was a
Speaker 5: twenty one bedroom. The bunks were stacked three high. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there was no storage for any of our stuff. And
Speaker 5: while we were there, they painted the bathroom black, so
Speaker 5: he had to use the bathroom with wet paints.
Speaker 2: Oh god. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The sleeping corters sound like that sleeping room in squid
Speaker 3: Game with all the beds. Was it or was it full?
Speaker 4: Were there twenty one people in the actual dawn?
Speaker 5: There weren't twenty one. They were about sixteen when we
Speaker 5: were there.
Speaker 2: Were you were you on like kentiqy tour or something.
Speaker 5: No, this was just we booked our accommodation. We thought
Speaker 5: that it was not going to be twenty one beds,
Speaker 5: but we walked in and that that's what we found.
Speaker 2: Also, they make them look really good online, and then
Speaker 2: you get to those little back Clacker's places.
Speaker 3: That's a safety. Twenty one bunks in the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, Cram Big.
Speaker 3: Brother dorms are just freaking techy normallyom yeah, Tim. You
Speaker 3: get one couple who are.
Speaker 4: And then there's a second couple, and then then there's
Speaker 4: clip just listening by myself.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everyone. Hey, coming up in this half hour,
Speaker 3: our Grand Final Breakfast is coming. It is.
Speaker 2: We're just over a week away until we are putting
Speaker 2: on the greatest ground Final breakfast. We've got an epic
Speaker 2: lineup of guests. It's gonna be great coming with us
Speaker 2: Melbourne next Thursday morning, wa away to kick off the
Speaker 2: long weekend.
Speaker 3: Jack ree walt or sorry, how does he like to
Speaker 3: say vaults? Why does everyone say the other way? Though?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but when he was here in this yeah,
Speaker 3: we asked him. Yeah. Well Jack's going to be there.
Speaker 3: He is the Cup ambassador. He will have the Premiership Cups.
Speaker 3: He can get a photo with that. Whole bunch of
Speaker 3: past and present player is going to be on site
Speaker 3: as well. Free Brecky. We are taking over the Sporting
Speaker 3: Globe in Richmond, a great spot for you to book
Speaker 3: your table for Grand Final day as well, and coming
Speaker 3: up in about twenty minutes, you can win your invites.
Speaker 3: I recorded quick chat with my nine year old son
Speaker 3: Hudson last night because he I was like, I just
Speaker 3: need to know, like who if you promised tickets to
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, semi. He's more into events and hosting parties. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and of course at that event, is you e spirit animal?
Speaker 3: At that event?
Speaker 4: He may well see his father embarrass himself seeing the
Speaker 4: Collingwood Football Club theme song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have been practicing thank you with a couple
Speaker 3: of the girls in the office yesterday.
Speaker 2: Great, I think you were practicing with a couple of
Speaker 2: girls in the office.
Speaker 3: They were, and they came out wrong.
Speaker 2: You're doing a routine.
Speaker 3: There were just they were Collingwood fans as well, and
Speaker 3: we're all having a little sing along in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: It's a little with okay, and give us a little sneakyaker.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I don't want to peak early.
Speaker 2: Just give it a little. What's the first bit.
Speaker 3: You got me on the spot? Were you practicing with
Speaker 3: the girl?
Speaker 2: Maybe not the first line any bit?
Speaker 3: No, don't, I'm freaking out the good old colling Wood.
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 2: If you didn't know that meet your inn strikee. He
Speaker 2: got to the good old call.
Speaker 3: What he was practicing? What were you doing with girls?
Speaker 3: Any way? Kitchen Your chance to Win invites coming out
Speaker 3: and eating bagels. Mason Cox is in after eight this
Speaker 3: morning as well. But next we're going to jail. I'll
Speaker 3: explain what I'm talking about after Sabrina. How would you
Speaker 3: like to see her in New York City?
Speaker 2: Ah? What a trip?
Speaker 3: That will be a new album. Man's Best Friend is out.
Speaker 3: Now you can go the noverplayer app if you want
Speaker 3: to alive in New York. Set ere here she is.
Speaker 3: Busy woman. Good morning Melbourne, Sabrina Carbanah, busy Woman, four
Speaker 3: n a past seven here on Nova. Good morning. It
Speaker 3: is Jason Lauren. He news to me, I didn't know
Speaker 3: former tennis player Boris Becker did time Bam bam jail
Speaker 3: tax evasion. Yeah, he I think he spent quite a
Speaker 3: while in the clink.
Speaker 2: Random thing to bring up.
Speaker 3: Well, I just saw it online the other day. Because
Speaker 3: now he's out, he's doing a little bit of a tello.
Speaker 2: Has he just got out?
Speaker 3: Make a bit point? He spent quite quite a period
Speaker 3: in jail.
Speaker 2: Did you just get out?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How long ago we.
Speaker 4: Popped up at Wimbledon a little while back, so it
Speaker 4: must have been in the last little while.
Speaker 3: How long was he in for mmmmmm checking? Now he
Speaker 3: five million dollars. He was not laundering, just didn't pay
Speaker 3: the old taxman will get you, that'll get your Dad'll
Speaker 3: get you five million. Come on, bam bam. So look,
Speaker 3: we thought we'd played a little game this morning. Bad
Speaker 3: Celebrities executive produced a brod. He's going to put up
Speaker 3: celebrities on the screen. We have to guess whether they
Speaker 3: have been arrested or not. Fantastic. All right, I've been arrested.
Speaker 3: Were you arrested for peeing on the police station? Yeah?
Speaker 3: In Mexico?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like put in the clink.
Speaker 3: No, but they they forcefully. They sort of half cuffed me.
Speaker 3: What do you mean. I thought it was a tree,
Speaker 3: But it turns out it was the sign that says
Speaker 3: police and you were urinating.
Speaker 2: It was in another language, and the cuffs on you.
Speaker 3: I did a little twinkle. Ah yeah, they threatened to. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they pinned me up against the car. Did you pay?
Speaker 3: I did pay a bribe and then off I walked
Speaker 3: into the with an.
Speaker 2: Empty bladder and an empty wallet.
Speaker 3: I've done the baries half empty?
Speaker 2: Good your wallet or your bladder blood?
Speaker 3: All right? First one? You justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2: What did he go in for? Not not to serve time,
Speaker 2: but arrested drink driving recently?
Speaker 3: Didn't he go to a stop sign? I think and
Speaker 3: put him over and then he couldn't do the silly
Speaker 3: walk on the go. He still looks pretty all right.
Speaker 3: Next to Leb.
Speaker 2: Got arrested. I'm going to say no for.
Speaker 3: These, I'm going to say.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say I thought it was arrest I
Speaker 4: think Elon has been arrested.
Speaker 2: I reckon? Do you reckon for not arrested?
Speaker 3: But no way, He's never been arrested, never never been arrested.
Speaker 3: Believe no way.
Speaker 4: He should be arrested for crimes against fashion for that
Speaker 4: work on.
Speaker 3: Oh god, he was arrested running a stop sign and
Speaker 3: driving without a license in Albuque. Look at him in
Speaker 3: that Oh my god, how old is the hen looks
Speaker 3: like one of those orange stack cat tweets to where he.
Speaker 2: Was nineteen seventy seven. He ran a stop sign. He's
Speaker 2: pretty happy about it, looks in his mug shot. Next
Speaker 2: to Beckey McConaughey, Yeah, he would have been arrested for
Speaker 2: driving you reckon, I'm going to say he's got arrested
Speaker 2: for being.
Speaker 3: Too he's been arrested.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, no, oh, public disturbance, resisting transportation.
Speaker 3: He does not look good in his mug shot.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry. In nineteen ninety nine, following a noise complaint,
Speaker 2: at around two thirty in the morning, officers discovered McConaughey
Speaker 2: in his Austin home, dancing naked and playing the boncos.
Speaker 3: I remember this the new Bongos.
Speaker 2: Yep, so it was public disturbance. He was making too much.
Speaker 3: Noise if his own house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Americans, I mean the things they get away with.
Speaker 2: But then you get arrested for.
Speaker 3: That boo something. No, No, he was new actually in
Speaker 3: the bongos.
Speaker 4: Angelina jolly, no way, she's sweet as honey.
Speaker 3: Answer, not arrested. But she did hook up with her brother.
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 2: When did she hook up with her brother?
Speaker 3: I think it was after her and Billy Bob Thornton
Speaker 3: collected viols of blood on each other. What do you
Speaker 3: talk about it with their brother? I mean step brother.
Speaker 3: She hooked up with her brother publicly, an actual.
Speaker 4: Step blood No, not blood brother, step brother insist expert
Speaker 4: Brody execut.
Speaker 3: It was her half brother. Oh, it's fine. They just
Speaker 3: had a very passionate tongue kiss. Yeah's half brother who
Speaker 3: hasn't play on?
Speaker 2: No, no, you know what are you a getting?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 2: Your sister lives with you? Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 3: Sister? Yeah, come on, half sister though, play on?
Speaker 2: You got one of those you know.
Speaker 3: It's that going through the family tree now though waiting.
Speaker 2: No, you can't be doing that, Like I don't have
Speaker 2: half brothers, but I've got step brothers.
Speaker 3: Even No, you couldn't know, you couldn't imagine your little
Speaker 3: Christmas time. Good to see you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's that's that's illegal.
Speaker 3: It's no, it's brown upon, very different. No, half brother,
Speaker 3: step brother. I've watched a lot of movies. Morning Melbourne
Speaker 3: one Republic there. This is number one hundred. You are
Speaker 3: on the air with Jason Lauren. Clint's here as well.
Speaker 1: On the road to the Who Dread Jason Lawrence Grand
Speaker 1: Final Breakfast.
Speaker 2: I love Grand Final week in Melbourne effect, I love
Speaker 2: Booty Finals in Melbourne. There's a different vibe in the area,
Speaker 2: like the way they're starting to turn. People have got
Speaker 2: a little screens.
Speaker 3: There remember with such a good crew last year the
Speaker 3: Grand Final breakfast. My people just came ready to celebrate
Speaker 3: for they did, and we're giving you a chance to
Speaker 3: do it again this year thirteen twenty four to ten
Speaker 3: Final Days to Win invites to our Grand Final Breakfast
Speaker 3: thanks to the crew at Adriatic Furniture. You can check
Speaker 3: out the Adriatic Furniture Spring into Style Silence on now
Speaker 3: shop in store online. Today I mentioned my nine year
Speaker 3: old Hudson your spirit animal, Lauren see scalper tickets. Mate.
Speaker 2: Actually, I saw my dad last night. Dad wants to
Speaker 2: come and he said, he's uh, he's Hudson going yep,
Speaker 2: and he goes he's been selling tickets at school or what.
Speaker 3: Well, it's funny you say that because I hit him
Speaker 3: up last night. What's up? I need inside for the
Speaker 3: Final breakfast. Have you promised tickets to friends at school?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 3: How many time?
Speaker 2: Ellson?
Speaker 3: About nine or them? Nine tickets?
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 3: And the appearance it's almost twenty. I say that because
Speaker 3: you aren't paying.
Speaker 10: I mean, I'm not playing.
Speaker 3: You should be paying. Please, I'm part of the show.
Speaker 3: Auntie Lana, He says, yes, she's not your auntie us
Speaker 3: alone have twenty what.
Speaker 2: You know, what he can forget the parents, Jason look
Speaker 2: after all nine children with no absolutely, just let the
Speaker 2: kids come and run wind give them no, we'll give
Speaker 2: them some raspberry lemonade at six o'clock in Yeah. Of course,
Speaker 2: you can have as many tickets as you want, Bro
Speaker 2: your recruit, but he needs one condition. He needs to
Speaker 2: know the calling with themselves with his dad. He has
Speaker 2: to actually do we want Joe's doing it on his
Speaker 2: own or with his son. Let's see. Let's see if
Speaker 2: the pies make the grain that you.
Speaker 4: Speak about the crowd there last year. I did the
Speaker 4: story last night on the build up to the Premium Finals,
Speaker 4: all those people getting tickets in the city.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, thank god. Everyone was in such a great mood.
Speaker 3: It's just September.
Speaker 2: Just people who got the ticket.
Speaker 3: Well exactly. Puts a smile on the die.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, we want you to tell us why
Speaker 2: do you want to come to the ground final breakfast.
Speaker 2: Who do you want to bring? What does foody mean
Speaker 2: to you? Because it brings people together, It brings families together,
Speaker 2: and it'll be a great morning to celebrate, even if
Speaker 2: your team's not in. Just to celebrate Puddy with your mates,
Speaker 2: with your family for whatever reason.
Speaker 3: The anchoring Diamond Creek. Good morning. You're a Hawks fan.
Speaker 3: You made the pilgrimage to Adelaide. Yes, we did, before
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 10: It was a long drive and definitely were we, that's
Speaker 10: for sure.
Speaker 2: How did you celebrate when the Hawks got the win?
Speaker 6: Ah, very very I was.
Speaker 5: Nervous the whole game, obviously, jumps on my phone to
Speaker 5: record myself singing the song and borderline.
Speaker 3: Passed out with excitement.
Speaker 13: Literally.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've kept my thumb on the record button the
Speaker 5: whole time, so.
Speaker 9: I got it all on cat.
Speaker 2: Well done, Baker. Well you can show us next Thursday
Speaker 2: at our ground final breakfast. We would love to have
Speaker 2: you there.
Speaker 5: Thanks so much.
Speaker 4: Got no worries.
Speaker 3: We've got more invites to go Turney twenty four to ten,
Speaker 3: let's go to lang Warren Claire, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: Now who do you barrack for?
Speaker 10: I vericked for Hawthorne.
Speaker 3: We've got another. There's a few Hawkers us getting on
Speaker 3: the Hawks behind it. I don't mind it.
Speaker 2: How long have you burried for the Hawks, for Claire?
Speaker 15: My whole life, my dad and my brother did, and
Speaker 15: my dad actually moved from England and his dad came
Speaker 15: home from work and said, we've got to pick a team,
Speaker 15: and so they went to the team that was on
Speaker 15: the bottom of the ladder. On that We've been going
Speaker 15: for Hawthorne ever since.
Speaker 2: And look at you now.
Speaker 3: Well, hopefully this is your year, Claire. We're going to
Speaker 3: see you next Thursday.
Speaker 2: You're coming along and fantastic.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much, no worry.
Speaker 2: Great to see there. Well let's go to Melissa. Good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning, you've married for the Blue Baggers.
Speaker 6: Wow, yeah, I do something I should publicly are Now
Speaker 6: are you about to jump off?
Speaker 10: No, I'm not about to jump off.
Speaker 13: I am loyal through Akin and I will continue.
Speaker 6: To be loyal.
Speaker 2: Good job. Now, who do you want to bring to
Speaker 2: the to our Grand Final breakfast? Melissa?
Speaker 9: I want to bring my gorgeous sixteen year old son, Chase,
Speaker 9: who is so obsessed with football.
Speaker 6: He eat, sleep, breathes it.
Speaker 13: He knows all the quotes for all the different commercials he.
Speaker 10: Had put out and all of that.
Speaker 6: He's just going to be over the moon.
Speaker 3: We could get there, mate, he'll be in his element
Speaker 3: next week. And tell him he can get a photo
Speaker 3: of the Premiership Cup as well.
Speaker 10: Oh, he would love that so much, Thank you so much, guys,
Speaker 10: love your show.
Speaker 3: Good on you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: That's not bad for Sean tal is it?
Speaker 3: That's cool? That'll just all over the Grand Grand Final weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a pick you want have We got more tickets.
Speaker 3: We've got a couple running out. Hardy's left us a couple.
Speaker 2: We're nearly full, are we?
Speaker 3: So the next two days and then that is it.
Speaker 3: The guest list will be full, so make sure you
Speaker 3: are listening tomorrow to join us for our Grand Final breakfast.
Speaker 3: All thanks to the crew at Adriatic Furniture. You can
Speaker 3: check out their Spring into Style sale that is on
Speaker 3: right now shop in store or online today. It's just
Speaker 3: on seven thirty. We'll check your runderwak lates didn't us
Speaker 3: next on over? Well, good morning Melbourne. Hey, you might
Speaker 3: want to think twice before you have a inter office affair. Oh,
Speaker 3: it comes at a hefty price.
Speaker 2: This is not another cold place situation.
Speaker 3: Is it? Well? It is it is, actually yep, yep.
Speaker 3: We'll get to that in a second.
Speaker 2: First, though, I'm excited. Yesterday the Coachella line up for
Speaker 2: next year got dropped. Now it is the week after
Speaker 2: Easter this year, shall we Well, I already booked my
Speaker 2: flights and my tickets. You're going, I'm going, baby.
Speaker 3: Are you really seeing? Who is seeing? And can I come?
Speaker 2: It's very poppy. Now, some people don't love the lineup,
Speaker 2: but it is very poppy. So Sabrina Carpenter is headlighting
Speaker 2: Friday Night, Justin Bieber on Saturday Night, but also Somber
Speaker 2: twelve Till twelve Somber Somber.
Speaker 3: Sob, Teddy Swims, the Exe God. It is a very
Speaker 3: pop lineup.
Speaker 2: Addison Ray royal otis it's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Side talk to me about what are we wearing?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm an adult now, so I shan't be
Speaker 2: dressing in costume.
Speaker 13: You have to.
Speaker 2: It's very hot in the day I've been before, and
Speaker 2: denim cut off and a shirt. I don't even think
Speaker 2: I'll be a cowboy, little cowboy.
Speaker 3: Cowboy, a little cutoff denim shorts.
Speaker 2: Teddy Swims, it could be in some little cut off shorts.
Speaker 2: Should we go now? I booked early because we did
Speaker 2: like it, because I panicked and I was like, guys,
Speaker 2: now they've announced Beabes and I'm a big believer, so
Speaker 2: I was like, well, the actual tickets you can register
Speaker 2: now to pre order and to buy. But we just
Speaker 2: panicked with some friends and booked a package with accommodation
Speaker 2: and tickets, and then we went online and bought the
Speaker 2: flights because I was like, well, they're going to sell
Speaker 2: that or they're going to be very you know when
Speaker 2: they know there's an event on. So the flights go
Speaker 2: through the roof.
Speaker 3: Our lives will be more different.
Speaker 4: When I went in to resign from Channel nine, the
Speaker 4: first thing I said was I've got to go to Kachella.
Speaker 11: Come.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm residing stumps. I'll be at the Bentley Festival.
Speaker 3: If you're looking for me, it's pretty much the same thing.
Speaker 3: I don't think Biber's playing there, but.
Speaker 4: You could come, we could get we could be a
Speaker 4: trio in costume. Why you come in Butler's chaps three sto?
Speaker 2: Just do you live a little?
Speaker 3: Live a little four days?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 3: It's the costs costs.
Speaker 2: She wouldn't cope in the desert too hot?
Speaker 3: Oh god no, if I didn't last in.
Speaker 2: You go to the Bentley Festival. They'll have a great time.
Speaker 3: Shall we celebrate with some old school Biber.
Speaker 2: Biber will be amazing. Yeah, what are you going to
Speaker 2: do beauty and the beat Biber and Nicki minaje ha ha, let's.
Speaker 3: Go seventeen to eight. We're talking affairs and the costs
Speaker 3: of them. That's right, the cold place. It just happened
Speaker 3: again morning every justin Bieber Nicki Minaj is going old
Speaker 3: school throwback there to celebrate Biber on the lineup.
Speaker 2: Four coach, Hello, how good Beaver and Sabrina come to
Speaker 2: It is very poppy. But the year I went it
Speaker 2: was Ariana Grande and that was.
Speaker 3: It's just going fourteen to wait your chance to win
Speaker 3: five K coming up very soon on Nova with the
Speaker 3: five K question and then pies fans. Mason Cox is
Speaker 3: in after eight. But first though, not to office. Affair
Speaker 3: is not an affair.
Speaker 2: No one in here, I hope, no anyone in our
Speaker 2: team any confessions.
Speaker 4: It seems we've caught the coldplay bug here in Australia.
Speaker 2: Who who are you talking about?
Speaker 3: We are talking about now the former CEO and former
Speaker 3: HR manager of the company that runs Rebel Super Cheap
Speaker 3: and BCF. I'm a BCF boy of BCF Fun. They
Speaker 3: are having too much BCF and fun. They really were,
Speaker 3: weren't they.
Speaker 2: He's at a fishing shop.
Speaker 3: It's not just fishing, it's boating, camping.
Speaker 2: Camping, fishing and fun and fun with hr. Hey, wait,
Speaker 2: what's happened someone's sudden affair at BCF and fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they've had too much fun, the CEO and
Speaker 3: the former charm bobs. So now the board have stepped
Speaker 3: in and said, mate, you haven't disclosed this relationship.
Speaker 2: But I don't understand that. Why do you get fired
Speaker 2: for falling in love at work?
Speaker 3: Well, it's just I think it's when it's the top dogs,
Speaker 3: Like on our level, we could all be excuse me, dogs,
Speaker 3: but we're.
Speaker 4: No, we're not no far from the top, and we're
Speaker 4: certainly not doing that.
Speaker 3: We're not for funny.
Speaker 2: But I mean, do you have to quit your job
Speaker 2: if you fall in love work?
Speaker 4: Are they both married and when they're on the executive.
Speaker 2: They're both married?
Speaker 3: Yes? Separately yes, and on the executive. I think the
Speaker 3: more issue is the freaking.
Speaker 2: This stuff's happening all the time without people getting fired.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten Are you currently or have you
Speaker 3: had a to.
Speaker 2: Office relations I think it would be kind of fun,
Speaker 2: like if you fell in love with someone at work
Speaker 2: and you didn't want anyone to know.
Speaker 4: Who would you want to fall in love with here?
Speaker 2: No one here? Okay, but but it would be fun
Speaker 2: in an office and you had like if you're in
Speaker 2: love and no one knew, and you were like, you'd like,
Speaker 2: do a little sneaky wink as you walk part my
Speaker 2: wife and it's kind of hot.
Speaker 3: Well together for six months if you're married at work
Speaker 3: before anyone knew you at work? Uh, not to that extreme.
Speaker 3: I can't wistle, but if you can do it for me, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we were just a little kiss here and there.
Speaker 2: But I can't be having throw downs at work.
Speaker 3: Plenty of people would, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you also can't be doing if you're dating, you
Speaker 2: can't be doing PDA in the office. No one wants
Speaker 2: to see you kissing and holding hands at work, no one.
Speaker 2: No one wants to see that. Do that in your
Speaker 2: own time. No one wants to see that. What were
Speaker 2: you macking on with me?
Speaker 3: If you like going down the lift together or fire stands?
Speaker 4: Well, this, this now former CEO and a charm manager
Speaker 4: cost the company one hundred and twenty million dollars. That's
Speaker 4: how much was riped off the share price yesterday alone.
Speaker 2: Oh because they fired him.
Speaker 4: Because they fired him. They had to go to the
Speaker 4: ASX to declare it the fact.
Speaker 2: So he's obviously a good CEO. If that's how much
Speaker 2: value he.
Speaker 3: Won, it's a lot of money. Money can't buy your love,
Speaker 3: No can't.
Speaker 2: But they still together, they love.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure they're thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 3: Have you had or are you currently having an interoffice relationship?
Speaker 2: Office romance?
Speaker 3: You've never anyone at Channel nine.
Speaker 2: Jace Clint, tell the truth.
Speaker 4: I can confidently say you've never clin stopped anyone at work.
Speaker 2: Really, anyone from work.
Speaker 4: Not anyone at work or from work. Really, I mean
Speaker 4: they're all chasing me.
Speaker 2: But why do you think he's stepping down from Channel's.
Speaker 3: Horm an orderly Q thirty single five years.
Speaker 2: You've never met anyone and had the hots of anyone
Speaker 2: at work in twenty five years?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: Really, there'll be someone is forgotten when you're overseas years.
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Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Workplace relationships. Give
Speaker 3: us a call your chance to win five k coming
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Speaker 4: But first we're talking office romances off.
Speaker 2: Now, when I said that's hot, I'd like to point
Speaker 2: out I was talking about an office romance, not an
Speaker 2: office affair. Affairs, okay, good well, meetings someone at work
Speaker 2: and having a little black Yeah, it's just right.
Speaker 4: Let's meet a one second. You're winking at someone the
Speaker 4: next time, yet.
Speaker 3: At them, not at the office and Waverley, good morning.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, in an office romance.
Speaker 9: Currently, No, I'm not anymore, or he still is not
Speaker 9: with me. So basically my manager. I came on to
Speaker 9: him first. That's quite good looking. But he had his
Speaker 9: wife working at the office as well.
Speaker 2: So did you know he was married Anne?
Speaker 9: Yeah, well I worked with her as well, So yeah,
Speaker 9: it was a bit. It was a bit bad of me,
Speaker 9: but at least I grew out of it. He's still
Speaker 9: he's still doing this sort of thing, and it's been
Speaker 9: this was about seven eight years ago. Well, this is
Speaker 9: a thing everyone in the worst place knows. And he
Speaker 9: does this constantly with different.
Speaker 2: Stating the staff, his wife works there too, our brother dog, and.
Speaker 9: The person he's currently seeing speaks as if they're in
Speaker 9: a proper relationship. And I'm just like what, he's got
Speaker 9: a wife and he's got two.
Speaker 2: Children, and he's doing do you still work there?
Speaker 9: And I don't work there, but my friend does, so
Speaker 9: I just think, you know you've I grew out of it.
Speaker 9: That was something in my twenties and I was I
Speaker 9: shouldn't have done it. A few months.
Speaker 2: There's no winners.
Speaker 4: Can I ask?
Speaker 3: How? How handsome was he?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 9: Out of a ten? So if a tens Chris, hem's
Speaker 9: worse and a too is the brother, I'm going to
Speaker 9: say he's like a seven. He was a good seven.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's good. Where do I sit on the scale.
Speaker 9: We'll give you an you will give you an ax.
Speaker 3: I was a pity. Remember we're not judging. We are
Speaker 3: thirteen dog thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: No, boss was a dog.
Speaker 3: You're part of an office relationship.
Speaker 2: Dogs are more loyal.
Speaker 13: Yes, A long time ago. So married thirty years as
Speaker 13: a result.
Speaker 3: Now, was this an affair or just an office relationship? No?
Speaker 13: It was an office relationship.
Speaker 2: Okay, tell me everything, Emma. Was it fun?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 13: It was hilarious and still to this day he freaks
Speaker 13: out that I tell people, and I'm like, it's a
Speaker 13: long time ago.
Speaker 2: Years you were you were both single and and you
Speaker 2: fell in love at work. Did everyone in the office
Speaker 2: know or was it kept secret for a while.
Speaker 13: They did eventually, and they were all really cool about it.
Speaker 13: And then I got sick of working room and I'm like,
Speaker 13: ants your own phone?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: That's that's the problem.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: And so we were the assistant I.
Speaker 13: Was, yes, executive assistant, and he was, but the CEO
Speaker 13: was sort of going, come on, what about it?
Speaker 3: But you know he isn't coaching it. There you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people fall in love at work all the time
Speaker 2: because as adults, like when you're busy, how do you
Speaker 2: meet especially people. A lot of people meet through work.
Speaker 3: Many things in common, especially the Christmas party. Oh it's
Speaker 3: not like no, that's last.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they never work their mine or like you remember
Speaker 2: when we went to that, how many of those have
Speaker 2: worked out for you?
Speaker 3: The Crocodile Passionate Christmas party? Remember the crocodile sales function
Speaker 3: we went to in Cans and it was like a
Speaker 3: big thing where all these people from different to Dales
Speaker 3: companies and everything flew in and they had the little
Speaker 3: lanyards on them that all go for drinks afterwards. They
Speaker 3: were a bit Yeah, and you imagine night three to
Speaker 3: be like you know if we're ever going to do something.
Speaker 4: They were, they were there was this sort of drinks
Speaker 4: one night and they were all running around with their
Speaker 4: lanyards on.
Speaker 3: Yeah just eyeballing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they eyeballing you. That was the trip that
Speaker 2: j s too much sticky date.
Speaker 3: And it was food poisoning food. I over ate the
Speaker 3: sticky date. He was bloated from food poisoning from sticky Audrey,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 16: Good morning.
Speaker 2: I'm just calling.
Speaker 16: To say because I feel really bad for Clint.
Speaker 3: Why why Audrey?
Speaker 16: Because every time I listened to the show, you're used
Speaker 16: to always bagging him about not having a girlfriend.
Speaker 3: I mean, to be fair. He brings it up, Audrey,
Speaker 3: He brings up all the time. Awdrey, how bad do
Speaker 3: you feel for me?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 12: Pretty bad?
Speaker 2: Audrey? How old are you? Do you have any advice
Speaker 2: for Clint on how he might be able to find
Speaker 2: a girlfriend.
Speaker 16: No, not really.
Speaker 3: Don't you think it's pretty sad? He worked at Channel
Speaker 3: nine for twenty five years and not one person in
Speaker 3: that time.
Speaker 2: He fell in love with him fell in love with him?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hey, Audrey? Yes, what's your mum's name? Dion morning, d'on?
Speaker 3: Are you right? Are you right?
Speaker 2: Is that mom laughing him. Yes, did Audrey just get
Speaker 2: a very mature laugh?
Speaker 3: Thank god?
Speaker 2: Okay, Audrey, So do you think Clink should just live
Speaker 2: happily ever after on his own or a dog, or
Speaker 2: we should just lay off him?
Speaker 16: Nicky vaume?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, good morning Melbourne. Here we go, five thousand
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Speaker 2: My goodness, they're both sold out. Yep, we have to
Speaker 2: get all right before we get to that. Donna in Lara,
Speaker 2: good morning, good morning. If you live down in Lara,
Speaker 2: you're a big Cats fan?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Do you think Gelong can win the premiership this year?
Speaker 10: I hope so.
Speaker 16: My family's got tickets to go, so be nice to.
Speaker 6: See that happen here.
Speaker 2: Do you got tickets to the Grand Final? You've got
Speaker 2: tickets to this weekend?
Speaker 10: Tickets to them.
Speaker 4: Okay, but when you come to the MCJ, do you
Speaker 4: stop at the cry Bay Roadhouse? No?
Speaker 16: Unfortunately, not.
Speaker 6: That coming from Laura.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's skip it from l We confirmed whether there
Speaker 3: is a tunnel between the two Giant servers. Oh there no,
Speaker 3: there is not.
Speaker 2: You giant servos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was the two Giant service stations, one on
Speaker 3: either side of the road on the way to Is
Speaker 3: there a rumor there's there was a rumor there was
Speaker 3: a tunnel under the freeway between the servos that the
Speaker 3: staff can access. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 16: I don't believe so I know.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get back to business, Donna, you want
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Speaker 2: That's the same David Dick and part owns. Yeah, shame,
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Speaker 10: Show amazing, Thanks very much.
Speaker 2: Welcome and good luck to the Cats this weekend.
Speaker 4: They into Miami, by the way, set a new merchandise
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Speaker 3: What do you mean Jersey sock strip bright pink?
Speaker 4: They are all the kids want to be what I
Speaker 4: had MESSI Oh yeah, in the in the Miami strip
Speaker 4: looks cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's quite a combo, isn't it.
Speaker 3: What a moment for Becka tho like to bring a
Speaker 3: team to Miami. That's at the Galaxy. That's what he's
Speaker 3: doing that too. You are listening to Jason Lauren Clint
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Speaker 2: I was telling you guys yesterday that I was in
Speaker 2: Brizzy on the weekend with my in laws, so Paul's sisters, brothers,
Speaker 2: all their nieces and nephews.
Speaker 3: And we all getting around together because that's.
Speaker 2: A carnivale job because they live there, and so we
Speaker 2: were staying in a hotel and we had a beautiful
Speaker 2: room and it had a lounge room. The kids came
Speaker 2: for breakfast in the morning by the pool. We all
Speaker 2: had brecky and then they said, can we go see
Speaker 2: your room? Like, kids love that stuff. I love staying
Speaker 2: in hotel. I love jumping on the bed, seeing the
Speaker 2: minute bar, all that stuff. So I was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: come up. So the kids came up. We have bull
Speaker 2: sisters and they were like wow, you know, they want
Speaker 2: to down on the balcony and look at the pool
Speaker 2: and sit in the sun. And they're like, there's a
Speaker 2: mini bar. This is amazing. So they're going through all
Speaker 2: the different things in the mini bar and they were like,
Speaker 2: can we get hot chips? Hot chips and sit on
Speaker 2: the balcony And we were like, sure, some hot chips
Speaker 2: and sit on the balcony of the kids, So we
Speaker 2: did that.
Speaker 3: That's bloody to be honest, I know.
Speaker 2: Hot chips and milkshakes. They want to so they did that.
Speaker 2: We're all just sitting around having catching up, having your chat.
Speaker 2: Kids are having a great time and then they're like
Speaker 2: the mini bar. They're like what's this and they're asking
Speaker 2: about all the different its items in there, and they
Speaker 2: were like, can we have these potato chips or whatever,
Speaker 2: and Paul.
Speaker 3: Was like, yeah, sure, there's a mini Johnny Walker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make some margaritas were you're there, would your kids
Speaker 2: there's those mini pre mixed margaritas. We'll get some ice,
Speaker 2: shake it up. And they were like, oh, there's red frogs,
Speaker 2: like a pale little paper with their little clear windows,
Speaker 2: about nine six frogs in there for nine hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, and they go, can we have the red frogs?
Speaker 2: And Paul was like, no, I'm not giving you a
Speaker 2: bag of lollies. It's nearly lunchtime. We're going to go
Speaker 2: down Sick brother Pool. He's like, ohoo, yeah, actually it
Speaker 2: might have been it might have been their mum that
Speaker 2: said though, you're not having a bag. And they were like,
Speaker 2: we really want the red frogs. We really want the
Speaker 2: red frogs. No, no, you're not, like that's where they
Speaker 2: drew the line. You're not having a bag of lollies.
Speaker 2: Now we're going to go and have lunch.
Speaker 3: Just had chips in the milkship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, not doing it anyway. They I came home
Speaker 2: to Melbourne, Paul stayed there for an extra night. They
Speaker 2: all went out lunch, came home and he called his
Speaker 2: sister and said the red frogs had gone. One of
Speaker 2: the kids has stolen the red frogs. After you said
Speaker 2: no red frogs, hond He said, well, one of our
Speaker 2: nieces had famously been found with fifty dollars in her
Speaker 2: pocket after she'd visited her house once and said she
Speaker 2: slipped and fell over and it fell into me all
Speaker 2: the time when i'm and she had to call us
Speaker 2: and apologize and say I'm so sorry I slipped it
Speaker 2: and fell in. The fifty dollars fell into my pocket.
Speaker 2: She's ate, but something like Hudson would do, you just
Speaker 2: happened to fall in his pocket. So she was the
Speaker 2: prime suspect. So three girls got sat down. One of
Speaker 2: you has taken the bag of frogs. Who's taking the frocks?
Speaker 2: And they were like, we didn't You said we couldn't
Speaker 2: have the frogs. We didn't take the frocks.
Speaker 3: We're not leaving here, and the little one of you
Speaker 3: comes clean.
Speaker 2: Is this what you doing?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you three will stay here all day so
Speaker 3: you can discuss it between yourselves, but no one's leaving
Speaker 3: until you come clean.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So that conversation had one of you a lie
Speaker 2: and they knew who they were pointing the finger out
Speaker 2: and she said, I know I tell lies sometimes, but
Speaker 2: I didn't take the frocks.
Speaker 3: The girl with the fifty dollars, yeah, I fall into
Speaker 3: my pocket.
Speaker 2: I know I've got form, but I didn't take the
Speaker 2: frock anyway, no one was buying it. I'm lying.
Speaker 3: I saw.
Speaker 2: I was in the shower and I got out of
Speaker 2: the shower on Monday night and I had formis calls
Speaker 2: from Paul in a message then me immediately, so I
Speaker 2: called him. I'm like, what's wrong, what's happened? As you
Speaker 2: didn't happen to take it bag of red frogs from
Speaker 2: our hotel and I was like.
Speaker 13: Um.
Speaker 12: Why.
Speaker 2: He's like, well, because the kids were told they couldn't
Speaker 2: have them and they've just all been sat down. Someone's
Speaker 2: taking the red frogs.
Speaker 3: Did you tell Paul they fell into your pocket?
Speaker 2: I was like, how much trouble did these kids get
Speaker 2: in for lying? He's like, they're in big trouble and
Speaker 2: I was like oh, So I was like, well, I
Speaker 2: can't tell him.
Speaker 3: I was like, Nanny, no, you take that to the grain.
Speaker 2: I definitely took the red frogs. I am sitting in
Speaker 2: my bed. I took him for the flight a little
Speaker 2: snackeroo on the fly.
Speaker 3: When you spoke to Paul.
Speaker 2: And then he was like, Lauren Phillips, did you take
Speaker 2: the red frogs? And I was like, I'm an adult.
Speaker 2: I don't need urus for permission. He's like, no, you don't.
Speaker 2: You just need to tell me so I can let
Speaker 2: the kids off. Those were not immediate. I let it
Speaker 2: fly for a bit, and then eventually I was like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: was it worth it? You have still got some left mate.
Speaker 3: One of the big joys about having children is that
Speaker 3: you get to blame them for things. You can't blame
Speaker 3: it on the kids.
Speaker 14: Sure.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. If I don't want to go to an event,
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 2: Kids. He says things like, oh, I've got to take
Speaker 2: the kids to soccer.
Speaker 3: I can guys, one of them's got a temperature. I
Speaker 3: can't come to the event tonight.
Speaker 2: In fact, the other day you told me you said
Speaker 2: to someone sorry I missed your car and couldn't call
Speaker 2: you back. Actually hid my phone. Was that true or
Speaker 2: a lie?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: He's all remember when we first started and used to say,
Speaker 2: oh I can't make that meeting the kid fell off
Speaker 2: the trapoline. You've got children at this point you were
Speaker 2: thirteen children twenty fourteen? What have you let your kids
Speaker 2: take the fall for?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: I love this?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: What have you blamed on your kids?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 1: You?
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Speaker 4: What about when you backed into that pole when you can't.
Speaker 3: That was me? That one was me? Yeah? Thirty twenty
Speaker 3: four ten is our number? What have you blamed on
Speaker 3: your children?
Speaker 2: We are asking you on thirteen twenty four ten? What
Speaker 2: did you blame your kids for? Or what did you
Speaker 2: let the kids take the full?
Speaker 3: Four?
Speaker 2: Brianna in Sunbury, what did you blame your two year
Speaker 2: old for?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 5: I dropped my phone and broke its screen, which costs
Speaker 5: about five hundred dollars to a place, and blame.
Speaker 6: It on my two year old?
Speaker 3: Who did you?
Speaker 2: Who did you tell that it was the two year old?
Speaker 3: Was it your partner or my husband?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you believe it so far. Please, it's just easier,
Speaker 3: it is, you know, otherwise you're going to crop the
Speaker 3: you know what a waste of money if I went
Speaker 3: out to spend two hundred dollars?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: You're always telling me to be more careful with.
Speaker 2: It thought, yeah, yeah, especially if they're telling you that,
Speaker 2: then you've got to find an excuse. It's also easy
Speaker 2: to blame the kids for breaking your phone.
Speaker 3: Rusty, what's you blame the kids for? A strong name? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Great name?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Miss missing the toilet bowl?
Speaker 4: I got.
Speaker 3: Did you it was you who missed the toilet bowl? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you just leave it, you know it's a bit harder. Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: it's tough.
Speaker 2: Sit down then.
Speaker 3: We're not sitting You can't sit down first thing in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 2: Do you know what we don't want to do with
Speaker 2: first thing in the morning? Your mess? Your mess? Boys?
Speaker 3: She believe it brooke him out, Martha, good morning, Hi, going,
Speaker 3: that was great? Wait, good brook. Are you blaming the
Speaker 3: kids for what?
Speaker 10: Scratching the new range Rover?
Speaker 2: How did you do it? And the story told I did.
Speaker 9: It the day before at the shopping center with the
Speaker 9: trolley of course, Yeah, like maybe two weeks.
Speaker 3: Jesus, it doesn't matter. It's a range. Was it much damage?
Speaker 10: It was a decent scratch, not overly deep or anything.
Speaker 4: But decent.
Speaker 3: So the kids did it, scoot, I said, the kids
Speaker 3: did it with their bike? Yeah? Yeah, handlebars trolleys around
Speaker 3: the same height as the handlebars of a bike.
Speaker 2: I mean it's fair enough.
Speaker 4: When that trolley picks up speed though, it's you know,
Speaker 4: it does cause some damage. You know what?
Speaker 3: I hate the wheel locks on the track, the wheels.
Speaker 2: What do you mean if you go too far away.
Speaker 3: Then the trolley just locks. I'm not ripping off your trolley.
Speaker 3: My car's just parking them further.
Speaker 4: What about when you're going up the escalators the locks
Speaker 4: in the and if you're not, if.
Speaker 3: You're if you're not to the site and you're in
Speaker 3: the middle, it's in the lineup and you're the wheels
Speaker 3: a lot. Yeah, I am David. Start me on cam
Speaker 3: up and big w and Aldi with the.
Speaker 2: Silly the a change on a chain. You know what
Speaker 2: when you made me go to Aldi and do the
Speaker 2: special barsday, that was trauma II. The trolley we needed
Speaker 2: the te token and then we tried to walk too
Speaker 2: far and the whole thing. I just like gave them
Speaker 2: winded myself going into the handle on the trolley.
Speaker 3: Was a b w the other day, and I didn't
Speaker 3: have a coin. But if you use your key, you
Speaker 3: can't jam it in. It pumps it out, doesn't not
Speaker 3: a house key like like the long thin.
Speaker 2: Actually, that lovely hobbler sent us some keys, like we
Speaker 2: spoke to.
Speaker 3: She sent some other foot doesn't just do keys, she
Speaker 3: does keys and other stuff. All right, Maddie in Grand
Speaker 3: bed West, good morning.
Speaker 16: Good morning.
Speaker 3: How old are you, Maddie?
Speaker 16: I'm twelve, all right?
Speaker 3: And what did you do?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 16: My mom bought this nine hundred dollars glass table like
Speaker 16: three weeks ago, and I started dancing on it. It broke,
Speaker 16: and then I blamed my brother for like standing on
Speaker 16: and bouncing the.
Speaker 2: Ball on it.
Speaker 3: Brilliant.
Speaker 2: How long did you get away with it for?
Speaker 16: Oh? She fund straight away, but like I blamed on him.
Speaker 16: Well he was ground like a month. And we're going
Speaker 16: to go to the Royal show.
Speaker 2: Oh and so now is he allowed to go and
Speaker 2: you're not allowed to go?
Speaker 16: No, it was last year. We weren't about to go.
Speaker 16: Way too expensive?
Speaker 3: Hang on, hang on, is this a long player to
Speaker 3: try and get family passes to the Royal Show.
Speaker 2: No, I'll give it, Yeah we will.
Speaker 3: How about how about we hook up with the family.
Speaker 2: Pass even if you made that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't go last year, so go this year.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: The Melbourne Royal Show packs more magic into one ticket,
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Speaker 2: Dot are you, Maddie? Thank you so much, Maddie. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No more tabletop dancing.
Speaker 16: Okay, okay, I'm trying to do more TikTok.
Speaker 3: Tabletop down right, that's a good it's a good lesson
Speaker 3: in life, just to live by, to.
Speaker 2: Be honest, No more tabletop downcing at eleven, wait till
Speaker 2: you're at least eighteen.
Speaker 3: This is number one hundred. You are on the air
Speaker 3: with Jason Lauren Clint here too. Getting said.
Speaker 4: Four footy finals prelim weekend. They are often the most
Speaker 4: hotly contested of all finals. Of course, it kicks off
Speaker 4: on Friday night. The Cats and the Hawks, two teams
Speaker 4: that don't like each other. Friday, a couple of rivals
Speaker 4: who played off in a Grand Final a few week
Speaker 4: years back in the lines and the Magpies.
Speaker 3: That's right from the Pies. Mason Cox is in the building,
Speaker 3: Good morning mate.
Speaker 4: A prelim final hits a little differently. Some players say
Speaker 4: they are sort of more intense than a Grand final.
Speaker 2: Really is that right?
Speaker 3: Like, what's it like a premium final?
Speaker 14: It's there's more support orders from each team. It's a
Speaker 14: bit corporate grand final where like you get the real
Speaker 14: die hards that like you know, are going absolutely nuts
Speaker 14: out of.
Speaker 2: Set and then they can't get to the ground.
Speaker 14: It's so expensive, it's like hundred bucks for a ticket.
Speaker 2: But I suppose the pressure of making the ground fire
Speaker 2: is like a huge part of it as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Yeah, but I think like it's winter, go home no
Speaker 14: matter what from there on out. So yeah, it's exciting.
Speaker 14: It's a it's a crazy time g PA. Can't be
Speaker 14: plenty of supporters and can you feel.
Speaker 2: The energy in Melbourne at the moment? Like September just
Speaker 2: hits differently, doesn't it.
Speaker 14: It is weird, isn't it. I think it's like that
Speaker 14: and the fact that summer's around the corner, we really
Speaker 14: start feeling it. I mean, there's a few days in
Speaker 14: here you got okay, all.
Speaker 2: Right, season already?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, we should we take a leaf out
Speaker 4: of the NFL books and do tailgate parties?
Speaker 3: Yes? Should we have ideal AFL tape tailgate? Can you
Speaker 3: run me through what exactly it is? Beers? So? Like,
Speaker 3: so is it people just hanging out in the car
Speaker 3: park outside here stadiums? Yeah?
Speaker 14: Well, essentially, I mean, like usually with college football, there's
Speaker 14: a lot of an NFL at the same time, right,
Speaker 14: all these games are played on the same day, so
Speaker 14: you have other games to watch while you're sitting in
Speaker 14: the car park. So people bring TV satellites, all that
Speaker 14: kind of stuff. People bring big screen TVs and have
Speaker 14: in the back of their truck and watch other games.
Speaker 14: And then you essentially have a barbecue. Everyone barbecues out there,
Speaker 14: has drinks, has games. There's like cornhole and stuff like
Speaker 14: that with.
Speaker 2: A bag corn hole throw those little bean bags in
Speaker 2: the I thought.
Speaker 3: It was food.
Speaker 2: I'm quod at that.
Speaker 3: I'm very good at corn hob.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so you kind of bring all that stuff. There's
Speaker 14: three or four cars at part next to each other.
Speaker 14: You kind of have like a little bit of like
Speaker 14: a block party kind of thing.
Speaker 2: You've never heard of.
Speaker 4: Corn hops and then it's horrendous.
Speaker 3: Then you go into the stadium to watch a live game.
Speaker 14: Yeah, some people just go and TG some people don't
Speaker 14: even go to the game. And I always say, it's
Speaker 14: like the MCG. There's that car park around rich Man.
Speaker 14: You could do it there, or even better, you could
Speaker 14: just go and do it at the Tennis Center is
Speaker 14: literally like two hundred meters from the MCG. You could
Speaker 14: do a huge like shebang there.
Speaker 2: I think Ozie's a two wide.
Speaker 4: You. We used to have car park parties on Grand
Speaker 4: Final day, but they sort of I don't know why
Speaker 4: they fizzled out.
Speaker 2: The races right in the car park, the members car park,
Speaker 2: you get your car part you drive your car in
Speaker 2: and back in the day you just have a little
Speaker 2: picnic in the booty come like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I reckon, let's bring it back. Yeah I'll
Speaker 3: be up. You know, let's get through this weekend, focus
Speaker 3: on the Grand Final and then and then have you ever.
Speaker 2: Been to the Super Bowl?
Speaker 3: No, it's on my bucket list. It's like high, high,
Speaker 3: high up.
Speaker 2: That those tailgate parties look like they hit.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's like that's not a tailgate party. That's
Speaker 3: like a real event.
Speaker 4: So the Lions makes a big assignment for the pause
Speaker 4: you've had had a week off. Take us into the
Speaker 4: mind of Craig McCrae, because he is I am obsessed
Speaker 4: with him. He's just such a he's a bit peculiar.
Speaker 4: But yeah, also so he's just.
Speaker 2: He seems like a dad.
Speaker 14: What's he like, Yeah, to get angry, not really disappointed. Yeah, yeah, disappointed.
Speaker 14: We have his quirks. He definitely has his quirks and staff.
Speaker 14: But he's one of those people I think that's like
Speaker 14: very personable. I think it's the best way to put it.
Speaker 14: And I think as a coach, like, I mean, you're
Speaker 14: gonna imagine there's forty four guys on a list, there's
Speaker 14: twenty twenty three that are playing every week. Like, you
Speaker 14: have to be able to manage personal relationships and that's
Speaker 14: probably ninety five percent of the job sometimes is trying
Speaker 14: to keep everyone on the same page.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and all that.
Speaker 14: So it's a big management role and he's really good
Speaker 14: at that.
Speaker 2: Looks like he's a dad to forty kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do a lot of one on one time.
Speaker 14: It's tough to do one on one with everyone every week. Yeah,
Speaker 14: he tries to for the guys that are obviously on
Speaker 14: the fringe and kind of you need to give that
Speaker 14: information too.
Speaker 3: He'll go and seek them out.
Speaker 14: But yeah, it's I think it's it's quite tough to
Speaker 14: be able to kind of see every single player.
Speaker 3: For you know, you know, and one on one he'd
Speaker 3: come up to your hip. Yeah.
Speaker 14: Well, I sit next to him in the meetings and
Speaker 14: it's quite funny because I look at my leg length
Speaker 14: and is twice like.
Speaker 3: You ever look over his notes? What he's rutting down? No,
Speaker 3: he never has notes.
Speaker 14: No, he's always got obviously the screen with the big
Speaker 14: you know, big side show.
Speaker 3: But I always wonder what's the anxiety, Like if you're
Speaker 3: sitting on the bench and you hear the phone ring,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, you know it's you know,
Speaker 3: it's Craig up top.
Speaker 4: Now Craig stands he's on the He'll give you feedback
Speaker 4: to your face, look at the eyes and do it.
Speaker 3: Would you prefer he was up in the box or
Speaker 3: you like having him there?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I like having him there.
Speaker 14: He doesn't really have a crack at chair. He just
Speaker 14: kind of gives you like kind of constructive criticism.
Speaker 3: I like that, which is good.
Speaker 14: I mean I remember like twenty twenty three in the
Speaker 14: Grand Final, like I missed a set shot at goal
Speaker 14: in a Grand final. Come to the bench and he's like,
Speaker 14: so you did this wrong. Whenever you're kicking, you got
Speaker 14: to you know, blah blah blah. And I'm sitting looking
Speaker 14: at him like it's the Grand Final, like these lessons
Speaker 14: are like, well, truly fast. We're in the moment now.
Speaker 14: But he's always trying to like help out, you know.
Speaker 14: It's quite funny. And he's always looked after me. He
Speaker 14: taught me how to kick, so he's always given me advice.
Speaker 2: I always think on the TV when you watch the
Speaker 2: foot it's so mean. How when someone's recept shot and
Speaker 2: they miss the goal right, like you feel a bit embarrassed.
Speaker 2: And then they keep that camera on you. Well they
Speaker 2: and they don't like the players don't know to start
Speaker 2: pointing and yelling and it's like it's like you're just
Speaker 2: trying to keep busy because you, like, I know, the
Speaker 2: cameras on me. I don't know what to do. I
Speaker 2: can't be disappointed, I can't be happy. I don't want
Speaker 2: to laugh at myself through your mind when you miss
Speaker 2: a set shot.
Speaker 14: Yeah, a few words, a few words. Probably know you're
Speaker 14: on camera, right, Yeah, yeah, but like I've had to
Speaker 14: stand in the mark quite a few times, and there's
Speaker 14: nothing better. I'll be able to really just shove that
Speaker 14: dagger deep in someone's back after they miss it.
Speaker 3: I think there's been times.
Speaker 4: You know, you're not the only one who references the
Speaker 4: big screen. The umpire is quite often look at the
Speaker 4: big screen like a sneaky eye to see if their
Speaker 4: free kick was correct. They do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, hopefully no missed set shots. Hopefully no incorrect
Speaker 2: free kicks.
Speaker 3: Big game ahead.
Speaker 2: Queen's Letters, Queensland, how it's done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm from Queensland, but I want you to absolutely
Speaker 3: go and thrash them. Good luck this weekend. Thanks but
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. Good luck, Good morning Melbourne, guys. About
Speaker 3: you in there? On Ober one hundred, you are on
Speaker 3: the air with Jason and Lauren. Clint is here as well.
Speaker 3: We're doing it thanks to our mates and already it's yes,
Speaker 3: we are, we are. It's Wednesday. What are we doing.
Speaker 2: Today?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know today.
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 3: You've just told me you crave vitamin What is it?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Mom, wants to hear the balcony.
Speaker 2: I just want to stand on the balcony and get
Speaker 2: five minutes of vitamin D on my skin. Yeah, my skin.
Speaker 2: It's sunny and I don't know if it's going to
Speaker 2: stay that way, So I just want to get a
Speaker 2: little bit of sunshine.
Speaker 3: Every day, or two and a half days to go
Speaker 3: to a school. Holiday's kickot. I believe in this week.
Speaker 2: They definitely start on a Friday, a reckon. Some schools
Speaker 2: will start on the Thursday.
Speaker 3: Well, no ours do Friday, but they're doing the half
Speaker 3: day lunchtime. Yeah exactly, they might as well not go.
Speaker 15: Can you be?
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you for being. Do you know what we
Speaker 3: did one year? Because you know how radio we finish December.
Speaker 3: So one year we took the kids out of school,
Speaker 3: there was two weeks left at school. We took them out,
Speaker 3: went on a holiday, came back two days left of school.
Speaker 3: I sent it. That's all right, isn't it? Yeah? Yeahs
Speaker 3: and stuff?
Speaker 2: Fine, give a teacher as a presence.
Speaker 3: Still absolutely totally.
Speaker 2: Tell everyone about their holiday. Will you pretended they had
Speaker 2: gastro for two weeks?
Speaker 3: You got it right. The Lovely Melchresina is in next
Speaker 3: to have a great day everyone. Remember tomorrow prelim tickets.
Speaker 2: Yes, now both games are sold out, Laren, but we
Speaker 2: have your tickets Melbourne. Tune in all morning to find
Speaker 2: out how to win.
Speaker 3: That's right, Tomorrow and Friday your prelim tickets and then
Speaker 3: next week the big one tickets every hour of the show.
Speaker 3: So the twenty twenty five Toyota AFL Grand Final and
Speaker 3: win them here at Nova.
Speaker 2: Oh, she can feel Grand Final week in the air, can't.
Speaker 3: You have a great day. We'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye, Lauren Laren wake up feeling good following them on
Speaker 2: the socials.
Speaker 6: Yeah,