Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren start your morning the right away.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning everybody, Welcome to the weekend.
Speaker 5: Good morning, happy wet wild fries.
Speaker 6: All of that.
Speaker 5: Yesterday was hectic, last night was insane.
Speaker 6: And this morning just thought the door was going to
Speaker 6: blow off its hinges.
Speaker 5: I thought me down.
Speaker 4: Yes, I've got a video of you jumping in the
Speaker 4: uber outside the No Over Red room last night. You
Speaker 4: must got blown down the streets.
Speaker 5: I tell you what.
Speaker 7: My Goodnesswede stilettos did not go well in the puddles.
Speaker 8: How did your new shoes go were?
Speaker 3: They're sort of like a new old shoe. I just
Speaker 3: get them out on very rare occasions. It's got a
Speaker 3: bit of a heel on them. Sorry not to hear.
Speaker 6: The platform? What would you call it?
Speaker 8: A platform?
Speaker 6: A platform?
Speaker 5: Were you reading my text messages? Yesterday? We're at a
Speaker 5: sales function. You're sitting next to me, and I was
Speaker 5: texting our friend Jack Charles.
Speaker 7: I read someone on stage and I was like, are
Speaker 7: they wearing is he wearing platform shoes?
Speaker 6: About me?
Speaker 5: It wasn't about yours, about someone.
Speaker 7: Else, but yeah, you were in a place and you
Speaker 7: were wearing them right by my side my nose.
Speaker 4: A big shout out to ever when I came to
Speaker 4: the over Red Room last night with Dasher's Good Night Now.
Speaker 7: I haven't been in the Princes Bandroom since I used
Speaker 7: to go there as a night club on a Saturday night.
Speaker 5: One love on a Saturday night. Great hasn't changed a bit.
Speaker 6: I couldn't believe it did in the memories back.
Speaker 7: As I walked down those stairs sober as a judge
Speaker 7: last night, I thought, God, I used to fall down
Speaker 7: these stairs.
Speaker 8: The last note of Red Room was Billie Eilish there.
Speaker 5: Oh I didn't go?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Where was it?
Speaker 5: Why didn't I go to that?
Speaker 8: We worked for the other mold then. Yeah, we didn't
Speaker 8: get tickets in.
Speaker 4: We didn't get right room to host a red room
Speaker 4: in the Red Room, we were in a dark room,
Speaker 4: yeah we were.
Speaker 8: And then we went to the pub watch Footy?
Speaker 5: Did you you too?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I went out for a cocky tea and up the
Speaker 6: road Finish jumped Mann.
Speaker 4: We were in the most random bar. It was man
Speaker 4: Jack Charles came.
Speaker 6: A guy playing on the loop. Is he's doing live music?
Speaker 8: Going on with Footy on the TV?
Speaker 5: Well, I fell asleep.
Speaker 8: I was on the Peanuts.
Speaker 5: I was like a child.
Speaker 7: Paul had to basically carry me to bed. He woke
Speaker 7: me up, was like, come on, darling, you need to
Speaker 7: go to bed, and I was like.
Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, do you remember getting like because I had.
Speaker 5: To thought i'd just sleep on the coup When I.
Speaker 4: Got home last night, Archie the four ye roll was
Speaker 4: asleep on the cout so I had to move him.
Speaker 4: Do you remember getting moved when.
Speaker 5: You were pretend you're asleep and you never.
Speaker 8: Were like carried from the car, and yeah.
Speaker 5: You pretend you're asleep, right, he was definitely pretending just
Speaker 5: because you didn't want to.
Speaker 8: You're going to hear the key in the door and
Speaker 8: then yeah, got.
Speaker 5: You've been not watching movies until dad got home.
Speaker 4: Well, we had an early start this morning. We're all
Speaker 4: in here at four thirty because we were playing around
Speaker 4: of mystery guest.
Speaker 5: Mystery guest, My guest, A good one.
Speaker 6: It's a great one.
Speaker 5: We know who it is, now you tell people, Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're going to tell people.
Speaker 8: Knew who it was.
Speaker 4: Lauren and I had to guess. We didn't have the
Speaker 4: cameras on. We could just hear his voice.
Speaker 1: Meet our guests. Mistery guest much more thrilling than the rest.
Speaker 1: Who could it be? Mystery guest?
Speaker 5: I know that boy.
Speaker 6: You know who? I know it already.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know that boy.
Speaker 6: Have a ping.
Speaker 5: If I'm wrong, I'm going to look like a real goose.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Have a guest is Niall Horrn? Yeah it is my.
Speaker 5: Nile was always my favorite member of More than Harry.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, if it was Harry, what would you say?
Speaker 7: It's always Harry was my favorite. Nile was always my favorite.
Speaker 3: Reservation as he joined his vast satellite from La Jesu.
Speaker 3: I mean this sounds silly because he's thirty two, but
Speaker 3: Jesus has grown up, hasn't he?
Speaker 6: Yes, he just looks like a man. Yeah, he's a man.
Speaker 8: It's a good looking rooster.
Speaker 5: He's a good look. He's handsome and he's nice.
Speaker 8: And you're going to hear that chat later on in
Speaker 8: the show.
Speaker 7: The album coming out dinner Party, I'd like to have
Speaker 7: a dinner party with Nile.
Speaker 4: Well, yes or no? You two have history that was
Speaker 4: discovered during the chats that I didn't know you made.
Speaker 6: It was a headline that's you met in a dark corner. There.
Speaker 4: You're going to hear that chat a little bit later
Speaker 4: on in the show First Chance. When five K coming
Speaker 4: up at seven this morning, Then we'll do the five
Speaker 4: K question again thanks to Carlile Holmes at eight.
Speaker 8: Shall we get into it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, after this, we've got something special for you for.
Speaker 8: You nothing surprise.
Speaker 5: Missed something yesterday?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, is it a good surprise?
Speaker 6: It involves animals.
Speaker 7: But that noise didn't even come out. I was trying
Speaker 7: to be a bird.
Speaker 8: You found my bird avery from when.
Speaker 6: I was a kid.
Speaker 5: We did. We found a bird enthusiast.
Speaker 8: Today we've got more showers, a girn and the wind.
Speaker 5: The win was amazing howl and wind last night, wasn't it?
Speaker 6: This March the rains are out?
Speaker 8: Is no Ober one hundred.
Speaker 4: You're on the air thanks to show Already Express this
Speaker 4: morning five K question coming up at seven o'clock.
Speaker 5: Stick with me.
Speaker 7: Here, you've got the animal song bye by Savage Garden.
Speaker 7: There please, thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. Can you
Speaker 7: do a good animal sound?
Speaker 6: Animal noise?
Speaker 5: Animal noise? Remember once we did the whales?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No bird, animal.
Speaker 7: All right, let's entice them, give them a prize for
Speaker 7: the best animal noise.
Speaker 5: Jason, what have we got?
Speaker 8: It's my favorite game. I play with Archie.
Speaker 4: As I'm drying him after the bath, I would say
Speaker 4: the animal, and he's good to the sound dolphin?
Speaker 5: Ye keep going to play with kids, right, Yeah? Thirteen
Speaker 5: twenty fourteen. Give it's called if you can do the
Speaker 5: best animals down.
Speaker 7: We've got a two hour go boat experience up for
Speaker 7: grabs as well.
Speaker 5: Now the reason I ask this.
Speaker 6: Any animals in the era some dolphins, isn't it?
Speaker 5: There was a dolphins.
Speaker 4: Remember there's a sealing mortiolic Creek's scars, Yeah creek.
Speaker 8: Yeah, sometimes it follows.
Speaker 6: The boat in.
Speaker 7: So yesterday we're at a sales function and one of
Speaker 7: our clients who will remain unnamed, came up to Clinton
Speaker 7: I and said, oh gosh, I love it when you
Speaker 7: guys do that Formula one competition where you do the cars,
Speaker 7: because I can do the best car ever, and I always.
Speaker 6: Want to call just out of nowhere.
Speaker 7: He can out of nowhere. I always want to call,
Speaker 7: but I get to embarrass. But the other thing I
Speaker 7: can do is I can do a really good seagull.
Speaker 8: And I was like, what is it in the middle
Speaker 8: of the function.
Speaker 6: The middle of the functions, you'll hear what an opening line. Drinks,
Speaker 6: everyone chatting, glasses clunky and being delivered.
Speaker 7: And he said, I do the best seagull of all time.
Speaker 7: And I don't know what came over you, Clint, but
Speaker 7: Clint won't yet. Well it's I And all of a
Speaker 7: sudden there was like a dick swinging contest going on
Speaker 7: of these two blokes trying to do the best bird
Speaker 7: noise in the middle of a corporate function.
Speaker 5: Have a listen. You're at a sales function, and somehow
Speaker 5: Clint has founds on mine and he's in a seagull
Speaker 5: competition with.
Speaker 8: Their noises.
Speaker 6: Okay, you're ready, I'll go fair. Ohr, now you're okay.
Speaker 5: This is unincceptible, like what on earth?
Speaker 8: No wonder they cut the bar off.
Speaker 5: It's actually really good.
Speaker 7: He who shan't be named, He said, you can record me,
Speaker 7: but don't put a video of out doing it.
Speaker 8: He was also the business.
Speaker 6: Agency, an agency with lots of clients.
Speaker 8: Lots wasn't the Clerk rubber people. I met the Clark
Speaker 8: rubber people.
Speaker 7: We love the class, We love that we had a
Speaker 7: great rubber Now it wasn't the Clark Right, wasn't the
Speaker 7: body shop crew either.
Speaker 8: The Village Cinema body Shop crew.
Speaker 5: I did on you. I haven't got one yet.
Speaker 8: I'll give you a chance to win one after seven.
Speaker 5: Anyway, twenty number, can you do the best animal? Always?
Speaker 5: Because it's Friday, and.
Speaker 6: You know what? In fact?
Speaker 5: Can you do one?
Speaker 8: Don't tell us what I thought the dolphin was.
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't tell us the animal.
Speaker 4: Don't tell us the animal. Just do the sound and
Speaker 4: we'll try and guess the Alright, twenty four is our number.
Speaker 4: We hit the next first though.
Speaker 7: I interrupted a conversation yesterday between no, that sounds nothing
Speaker 7: like a dolt, and I know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 6: I know the mannerisms.
Speaker 8: Maybe it's chocking a straw.
Speaker 7: Dolphins don't have fingers, so the mannerisms, that's my little slippers.
Speaker 5: I need to be higher.
Speaker 8: I go high.
Speaker 7: And we were at a sales function yesterday and I
Speaker 7: walked interrupted a conversation between Clington, one of our clients,
Speaker 7: which I thought was a professional work discussion, and it
Speaker 7: turned out they were actually in a competition about who
Speaker 7: could do the best bird noise.
Speaker 6: We'll see you go rogue all right.
Speaker 7: So when asked.
Speaker 6: Melbourne, we've opened the lines.
Speaker 5: I'm thirteen twenty fourteen. What animal can you do?
Speaker 6: And we'll guess it.
Speaker 8: We'll guess go to docklands, Tim, don't tell us the animal,
Speaker 8: just do the sound. Brother, that's a cat again.
Speaker 5: It's a cat for petrol, begging for petrol.
Speaker 8: Go yeah, go again.
Speaker 3: It's pretty bloody good, you know, I know exactly. It's
Speaker 3: sort of when they want food or when I'm not
Speaker 3: a cat person, are you? They rub the like they
Speaker 3: rub themselves against side of your leg and I'll do it.
Speaker 8: I would do it. Oh you're do it?
Speaker 6: What else do you do?
Speaker 5: You're got another cat? Noises hissing. Yeah, you're a catman.
Speaker 6: Cat boy.
Speaker 8: Tim's a cat guy.
Speaker 6: That's okay, judging for it.
Speaker 5: Judging just said, I'm a creepy cat guy.
Speaker 6: We'll give him a prize.
Speaker 5: See the guy that dresses up as cat man at
Speaker 5: the football? Do you think actually that cat man?
Speaker 8: He would have been chowering down last night in the whiskeys.
Speaker 5: Simon Killmore, good morning, good morning guys.
Speaker 1: How are you now?
Speaker 7: Don't tell us the animal, but do the sound more safe?
Speaker 7: We can pick it all right, that's amazing.
Speaker 8: Go again.
Speaker 5: It's just grilling food.
Speaker 6: That's so good. Where are you right now, Simon, I'm
Speaker 6: in my car, Thank goodness for that.
Speaker 7: I'm glad you're not a nurse in a hospital doing
Speaker 7: that somewhere in the water's wrong?
Speaker 5: That's good?
Speaker 6: Ye.
Speaker 5: How often do you pull it out as a party.
Speaker 6: Trick, Simon? Quite often. My hates the noise, so I
Speaker 6: do it just the staring.
Speaker 8: I'd love to walk past your house. Here the roddy
Speaker 8: going off and then you squealing.
Speaker 6: Back in the twis.
Speaker 5: Want to annoy.
Speaker 6: You've got a cat, the pig and what else? To
Speaker 6: complete the set?
Speaker 8: Colin Gold morning, good morning, We're good, We're good.
Speaker 5: What do you got for us?
Speaker 6: Brother?
Speaker 2: I've got the chicken?
Speaker 6: That right? Ye? What it is?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 9: And then you've got a chicken in distress?
Speaker 6: Are we really amazing?
Speaker 8: The number one breakfast.
Speaker 6: For doing that?
Speaker 5: And have you just been waiting for the day when
Speaker 5: we are with an animal noise and.
Speaker 8: You're like I've been doing to you. Laura.
Speaker 10: Our next guest is a long distance running champion who's
Speaker 10: won a ton of medals for Australia, including gold at
Speaker 10: the Commonwealth Games.
Speaker 1: You can see I'm smiling too. A cherish gold is
Speaker 1: realized for the Ballarat Bullets. Steve Wagety please welcome to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 8: Steve Gay, Welcome to the show. Right to be along,
Speaker 8: Thanks for having me on.
Speaker 5: Good did you run in here this morning?
Speaker 8: Rainy?
Speaker 6: And all the way from Ballaratside?
Speaker 3: You sure he's looking lan We always had come off
Speaker 3: games gold medalists were in the company of royalty. No.
Speaker 6: Well, I still try to get out for run.
Speaker 8: When you say, I just want to get out of
Speaker 8: the hause for a quick run. How many ca as
Speaker 8: we talk?
Speaker 6: Ill not that many, to be honest about.
Speaker 11: Ten k's probably sort of a standard.
Speaker 6: Run for you.
Speaker 5: Run ten k's in what sort of time?
Speaker 11: It depends if I'm going hard or if I'm jogging
Speaker 11: and chatting with my friends. Well, I run probably five
Speaker 11: minute case most of the time now. But if I'm racing,
Speaker 11: I'm still sort of three thirties and.
Speaker 6: Like job, I am puffing and panting, sweating, and that's
Speaker 6: a sprint. Speaking of athletics, how big is athletics right now?
Speaker 12: In Australia?
Speaker 11: It is going really well and for some reason sprinting
Speaker 11: and I'm not sure and people ask me how come
Speaker 11: Australie sprinting going so well? You know we're Torry Lewis
Speaker 11: and Lockie Kennedy and how sprint is going really well.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 11: It's just a generational thing. We've just got a good
Speaker 11: sense of things happening. Maybe Brisbane twenty two. Who would
Speaker 11: I But there's certainly athletes is as strong as it.
Speaker 6: The bean.
Speaker 8: I got a couple of young little nephews.
Speaker 4: They go down to Thomas Street track there and little
Speaker 4: athletics on a sad day and it is booming and
Speaker 4: their mum my sister in law, was saying it's a
Speaker 4: good point. She goes with that least the competing against themselves,
Speaker 4: doing time trials and stuff.
Speaker 6: And that's exactly what they should do.
Speaker 11: And it's all about fun, having a go at lots
Speaker 11: of you know, little age you're throwing a shot pulled
Speaker 11: or you're doing a sprint, but enjoying it because at
Speaker 11: that age it's keeping him involved.
Speaker 7: You get to do all the different disciplines, right. I
Speaker 7: was never fast enough, so I used to really try
Speaker 7: and specialize in long jump. Oh I was very good
Speaker 7: at that either, but I did it.
Speaker 8: Your fiance is a champion of Oh my.
Speaker 7: Gosh, will kill me six foot four and he still
Speaker 7: holds the school record for high jump and he's fifty
Speaker 7: years old. Yeah great, and it's his favorite dinner party
Speaker 7: from the paper that one of those oh yeah brings
Speaker 7: up at the photos all the time. Once you get
Speaker 7: him started on it, he won't stop talking about it.
Speaker 8: Well we're all a bit like that, aren't we.
Speaker 7: Now we can't all run in the Commonwealth Games or
Speaker 7: in Athens, but we can all run and Run for
Speaker 7: the Kids. It's the twentieth birthday celebration of Run for
Speaker 7: the Kids. It's a terrific event. How can people get involved?
Speaker 11: They go to the website and Run for the Kids
Speaker 11: dot com dot au And it is the twentieth running
Speaker 11: of the event. And you know, over the journey that
Speaker 11: we've got, I think there's fifty three people who have
Speaker 11: done every event and we're going to be celebrating them,
Speaker 11: which is great.
Speaker 6: So if you're along them, a high five.
Speaker 11: Or it's Sunday, March twenty ninth, and there's there's a
Speaker 11: short course four point seven k and the long course
Speaker 11: fourteen point four k, so an event for everybody.
Speaker 5: And it's all abilities, right, you don't have to be
Speaker 5: a champion.
Speaker 6: Running so absolutely not.
Speaker 11: We have people that you can walk. Basically, if you
Speaker 11: walk in the short course, you'll make the cutoff. And
Speaker 11: it's all obviously raising funds for the Royal Children's Hospital.
Speaker 12: Look good Friday, who do.
Speaker 6: At a great job. Is it true that Arnold Schwarzenegger
Speaker 6: was an official starter one year? He was really yes, yeah,
Speaker 6: he's started to raise. Yes, instead of get to the
Speaker 6: chop up? Where was the end of the he said,
Speaker 6: I'll see you when you're buck he did that was brilliant.
Speaker 5: That is actually true, clapping in his own jag and
Speaker 5: he's not.
Speaker 11: It's actually not as big, you know how you have
Speaker 11: this sort of preconceived idea of this sort of man mountain.
Speaker 6: But he was Did he look next to you to
Speaker 6: take him? Steve? I put him to shame.
Speaker 11: I think it was was one little, one little finger
Speaker 11: punch and then run run for my life.
Speaker 4: Well look, Stevenagey Johnny is on the air this morning.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you it is such an important event that
Speaker 4: happens here in Melbourne. Run for the Kids. Get behind it,
Speaker 4: go to the website Run for the Kids dot com
Speaker 4: dot au. All the money raise goes to the kid's hospital. Yes,
Speaker 4: good to see me. Thanks, thanks you your support. I
Speaker 4: appreciate it.
Speaker 6: Guys.
Speaker 8: We lads night last night, Yeah we did.
Speaker 6: It was a great night watching the footage. Jays, lads.
Speaker 8: What's the pub we went to?
Speaker 6: It was on a gray street. Yeah, I can't. That's
Speaker 6: a cute.
Speaker 5: What's the one?
Speaker 8: Freddy? Very good, very very good. They make a mean Margaret.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean we had boys night watching the footy
Speaker 6: drinking marks.
Speaker 5: You told me you were going home to have takeaway pass.
Speaker 6: Well I was, but then I got seduced by the
Speaker 6: game because it was so close.
Speaker 3: It was tight, it was tough, it was raining, it
Speaker 3: was there, bodies flying everywhere, and it was Jack Martin,
Speaker 3: a former Blue Star, who kicked the winner.
Speaker 4: Geelong will go to and one and Adelaide will stay
Speaker 4: at one and two.
Speaker 3: This is the moment the cat's mark wonderful. That's when
Speaker 3: I threw my toys and you did. You were backing
Speaker 3: hard for the crow Eaters. But yeah, the cat got
Speaker 3: the job done and they're just traveling nicely, just done
Speaker 3: under the radar.
Speaker 6: At the moment. Geelong.
Speaker 8: Look, it was a rough game.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I fell asleep. I walked in the door last night.
Speaker 5: I was asleep on the couch.
Speaker 6: It was really it looked chilly at the camera.
Speaker 8: Can you imagine how.
Speaker 1: Cold it was?
Speaker 7: It was actually freezing last night. It was the first
Speaker 7: time I had with the footy going and the fire on,
Speaker 7: and I was like, and I sat on the couch.
Speaker 8: A decent crowd.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, no disappointing.
Speaker 5: Did you have gone out last night?
Speaker 3: No, I absolutely Wouldn't it perfect night to sit by
Speaker 3: the fire. There is a great shot which is going viral.
Speaker 3: You might see it on your social stave. A couple
Speaker 3: of Geelong fans trying to high five after a they
Speaker 3: missed each other and it's just there's sort of like fifty.
Speaker 6: Something and they just look like complete mongers when they
Speaker 6: do it.
Speaker 5: A couple of dads they miss the high five. Were
Speaker 5: they playing up to the camera.
Speaker 6: No, no, they weren't. They actually missed each.
Speaker 5: Other on It wasn't even a gag.
Speaker 4: And I think we'll ever beat the footage on YouTube.
Speaker 4: Google it of Ryan Seacrest, who was hosting American Idol
Speaker 4: and tried to high five one of the contestants who
Speaker 4: was blind.
Speaker 8: Oh no, yes, have you not seen that footage. He didn't,
Speaker 8: oh so like.
Speaker 4: So he's standing outside the audition area, right, and the
Speaker 4: contestant comes out with his family and he's got his
Speaker 4: cane and he walks out and he's blind. And Ryan's like,
Speaker 4: so you threw to the next round, well done and
Speaker 4: put his hand up with high five him. Wouldn't they
Speaker 4: edit out?
Speaker 8: That's what I thought?
Speaker 4: And you could see the moment where he's realized. So
Speaker 4: Seacrest goes down and grabs the guy's hand and says to.
Speaker 8: Him, I'm high fiving you.
Speaker 5: Now, all these guys, I guess it's better than saying
Speaker 5: give me a high five.
Speaker 6: And they might add a few too many beers, but
Speaker 6: they weren't blind.
Speaker 5: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Big, big couple of nights of footy by the way,
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty fourteen, if you're a Saints fan, because we
Speaker 3: still have some some Kilda tickets to go, they're playing
Speaker 3: the Lions.
Speaker 4: The only place to see every AFL game this weekend
Speaker 4: is Fox Footy. It's available on KO Sports. Let's go
Speaker 4: to the Ferns.
Speaker 3: We've got some Collingwood tickets. They're taking on the Giants
Speaker 3: tonight at the g and Carly, good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning. You want to go to the game?
Speaker 6: Yes, ticket to you.
Speaker 13: Oh my god.
Speaker 14: I just want to also say that I listen to
Speaker 14: your story every morning.
Speaker 13: As a nurse, I never get to call anything, and
Speaker 13: I just wanted to say I really liked this show
Speaker 13: as well.
Speaker 8: Carl.
Speaker 5: You're so sweet. Thank you for everything you do. Our
Speaker 5: nurses deserve all the things in the world.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 6: At least we have some joy when we're driving to work.
Speaker 8: Are you going to take your old man tonight?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Yeah, he's a very very He yells at the forty three,
Speaker 13: sometimes embarrassing, but you gotta love him.
Speaker 5: Tell him to rug up. It's going to be cold tonight.
Speaker 5: If your dear old dad has a great time, you.
Speaker 13: Got to call him on my lunch break.
Speaker 14: I'm very excited.
Speaker 6: That's so cute.
Speaker 8: We still at paranoid taking my dad to comedy movies
Speaker 8: because of his laugh.
Speaker 5: Really, I love when there's someone with a big laugh
Speaker 5: in a movie. But you know it makes me laugh.
Speaker 8: But when you're twelve, you're like, oh my god, what
Speaker 8: about with him?
Speaker 6: Watching the trailers? I think my old man was a
Speaker 6: bit the same. He's like, oh yeah, that one looks good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I reckon. We'll see that one. Yes, yeah, no, no no,
Speaker 6: don't like Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 4: Caitlin and Geelong. You're a Saints fan? Yes done, ticket
Speaker 4: to yours, go and support them on the weekend.
Speaker 14: Awesome, Thank you much.
Speaker 6: Versus the Lions, Caitlyn.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Just go on four past seven twice a day your
Speaker 4: chance to win five thousand dollars thanks to our mate
Speaker 4: to Carlisle Holmes.
Speaker 5: I love playing this twice a day.
Speaker 8: Let's go to Rachel and Roland. Good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 8: hello Rach.
Speaker 4: What's on the cards for the weekend? Cheering on your
Speaker 4: pies tonight hopefully?
Speaker 6: Yes, just at home nice hopefully.
Speaker 5: Oh, you know what, it's good night to watch it
Speaker 5: from the couch.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be cold at the mcg winter's here, guys.
Speaker 5: You know what it's like thirty degrees next week.
Speaker 6: Next week's going to be spark We've just got.
Speaker 5: Two days of this icy blast and then it's back
Speaker 5: to the twenty nine degrees on.
Speaker 8: Hey, thank you for the work you do. I believe
Speaker 8: you work at the Royal Children's Hospital.
Speaker 5: Yeah, think an amazing place, the Royal Children's Hospital.
Speaker 7: Good reminded for everyone the good Friday Appeal is coming
Speaker 7: up next Friday.
Speaker 4: Now, look, you can do an easy question for fifty
Speaker 4: meeting for five hundred to roll the dice for five k.
Speaker 1: You're going medium five hundred dollars.
Speaker 8: Rules are simple.
Speaker 4: You will hear a question, you will hear a three
Speaker 4: to two one. You need to answer in that time. Okay, yeah, all.
Speaker 5: Right, good luck, Rachel. I want you to win this
Speaker 5: money for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: What is the tallest building in Melbourne?
Speaker 8: Three?
Speaker 6: That was my guest, it was until recently.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Australia one OA. It's actually the top tallest
Speaker 5: building in Melbourne and the summer Southern Hemisphere. Oh.
Speaker 8: I know, it's been on the news and stuff as well.
Speaker 6: One hundred stories hence name.
Speaker 7: It's about twenty meters taller. And the Eureka Tower, which
Speaker 7: is quite a lot. That's a big building.
Speaker 4: I remember we did the show on top of the
Speaker 4: Eureka once and I bought Honey, my ten year old,
Speaker 4: with me, and when we got there, I'm like, all right,
Speaker 4: we're gonna climb the stairs to get to the top.
Speaker 8: His little face was, I don't want to go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's actually popping the elevator.
Speaker 8: It's crazy. Hey, sorry, rach right, thanks to giving it
Speaker 8: the crack.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, thank you, Thanks for playing a great day.
Speaker 8: Hey, we're going to play again at eight this morning.
Speaker 8: We'll give you another chance.
Speaker 7: Also, don't forget next week we are playing at seven
Speaker 7: am and eight am again as well. We're giving you
Speaker 7: a double your chances thanks to our ference Carlisle Holmes.
Speaker 4: You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clinton as well,
Speaker 4: and we're doing a Thanks So Mates show a Ready Express.
Speaker 1: Our next guest is a comedian who sounds like a
Speaker 1: YouTube video being played at half speed.
Speaker 10: I saw a poorsta in Melbourne the other day and
Speaker 10: it said are you aware that a trum wheezer same
Speaker 10: as thirty Rahinos And I was like, no, no.
Speaker 1: He's got a new stand up show called Okay I
Speaker 1: believe you. Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Love.
Speaker 8: Hey guys.
Speaker 4: One of my favorite times of the year here in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: A lot of people coming to Melbourne for it. It
Speaker 4: is the Melbourne Comedy Festival. It is from April seven.
Speaker 4: You can get your tickets in comedy dot com dot
Speaker 4: a you. Lloyd Langford is in the house.
Speaker 10: Good morning, good morning, good morning, I think by show
Speaker 10: is on from April seventh, so the Comedy Festival starts
Speaker 10: before then.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why Jason should never be trusted with details. Lawys.
Speaker 12: I think it starts on Tuesday.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, forget the other show's lord, okay, yours Lloyd.
Speaker 5: Do you love things like the Comedy Festival? Do you
Speaker 5: prefer it when it's just like just about you?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 12: What a question to ask you.
Speaker 7: Comedian's Some comedians are like, they're quite competitive.
Speaker 5: With each other.
Speaker 10: They are the absolute worst people to be with, aren't
Speaker 10: you with one in your partner comedian?
Speaker 12: My partner is a comedian.
Speaker 5: Competitive ones are no good.
Speaker 10: They're very funny, and she's very funny. But I mean
Speaker 10: I meant the competitive ones. Yeah, I find that incredibly difficult.
Speaker 5: So it's fun the festival when you all come together.
Speaker 12: Well, the festival starts on Thursday, and we are going
Speaker 12: on holiday.
Speaker 5: You're missing the start.
Speaker 12: We're going on holiday. We're going to Brunswick Head.
Speaker 6: Why to support love that so much?
Speaker 5: Are you doing?
Speaker 12: I'm going to be reading a book on the beach.
Speaker 8: He really purposely gotten out of town for it.
Speaker 12: Well, we're doing this.
Speaker 10: I'm doing the second half of the festival, and Anna
Speaker 10: has been very, very busy working on a sitcom that
Speaker 10: she's written and starring in for the ABC, so she's
Speaker 10: finishing that work and she was like, this is the
Speaker 10: only time I can go away. I would normally be
Speaker 10: around for the festival doing even if I wasn't doing
Speaker 10: my own show, doing like other gigs and and stuff.
Speaker 12: But I'm just getting out of tone. It actually feels fun.
Speaker 6: Hey your girl, dad, Yes, a little four year old
Speaker 6: gwyn Yes, is she funny?
Speaker 3: Because I just all kids are funny, but a comedian's
Speaker 3: daughter I would expect to be funny already. She's showing science.
Speaker 10: She has a level of confidence that even a professional
Speaker 10: comedian not yet attained. So I took her to the
Speaker 10: playground last night and she walked around the playground getting
Speaker 10: other parents of children to come and watch her do
Speaker 10: a performance. And I wanted to like hide in a hall,
Speaker 10: and she was like, I'm going to do a dance.
Speaker 10: And then she's like, now, meet me and my father
Speaker 10: are going to do a dance.
Speaker 6: She wraped you in and dance with it.
Speaker 12: I said, like, I have no natural rhythm. I have
Speaker 12: to I have to rely on my charm and good.
Speaker 5: Look, Yes, how's her natural rhythm?
Speaker 10: Her and Anna like dance, So it's her and Anna
Speaker 10: like yeah, sugar almost yeah, not like sight.
Speaker 5: I think show Girls main strippers.
Speaker 6: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 12: There's a movie called Showgirls, and there's a lot of
Speaker 12: there's a lot of.
Speaker 5: It's she's not, she's not and if she wants to grab.
Speaker 12: It, they're extroverts. Yeah, that's looking.
Speaker 5: Then what is your show about.
Speaker 10: It's called Okay, I Believe you, and it's about how
Speaker 10: everyone else in the world is a dick, right apart
Speaker 10: from me and the audience of that night's the biggest head.
Speaker 5: You talk about?
Speaker 10: Well, I get into a fight with a man in
Speaker 10: a coffee. I just get into these random kind of
Speaker 10: skirmishesies on the street, like a arguments and stuff.
Speaker 8: You don't seem but the sort of person that I
Speaker 8: want to get into a public fight.
Speaker 12: No, he was being mean. He was being mean to
Speaker 12: the woman he was with.
Speaker 5: To me, Oh, you're like Superman, not so much.
Speaker 12: But I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna verbally destroy him.
Speaker 6: To his face.
Speaker 8: Will wait and put in a shut I did it to.
Speaker 10: Gwen was there so I could I could explade things
Speaker 10: to gwed under the gaze of like start picking a
Speaker 10: fight with him.
Speaker 5: You're just saying very loudly to her that man is
Speaker 5: not very nice.
Speaker 12: It was that kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 12: was useful for her to be there.
Speaker 8: Do you reckon he will come to the show.
Speaker 12: I do hope so.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 4: Look how Lloyd Langford the Comedy Festival is on, but
Speaker 4: you got to wait till April seven, when he gets
Speaker 4: back from holidays for you to see him. Tickets from
Speaker 4: Comedy dot com A you passed the best onto air mate.
Speaker 5: It's good to see you enjoy the holiday.
Speaker 12: Thanks Gay.
Speaker 4: Good morning Melbourne, just gone twenty five past seven. We're
Speaker 4: all in a grans. We've got a banger lights on
Speaker 4: singalong coming up after eight o'clock.
Speaker 7: It's my favorite part of a Friday lights on singalong,
Speaker 7: especially on a dreary daylight today.
Speaker 5: I think you need something to warm his salt.
Speaker 8: Today's song perfectly matches todays.
Speaker 4: Noel Horan is on the end of this school after
Speaker 4: eight this morning, and the Heart We've got your chance
Speaker 4: to win five k coming.
Speaker 8: Up at eight o'clock. You're on over what's a cockle?
Speaker 8: Noble will warm it.
Speaker 6: Amazing, be very warm, toasty.
Speaker 7: In fact, guys, I was on the way to a
Speaker 7: meeting the other day and I had some debate with Paul,
Speaker 7: my partner, and I want you guys to weigh in
Speaker 7: on it. On the way to a meeting, I left
Speaker 7: my house. I thought I was on time, put in
Speaker 7: the location. I was like, you're going to be about
Speaker 7: four minutes late, right, so by time park five minutes.
Speaker 8: Would you say you're normally a on time early or late?
Speaker 6: No? Late?
Speaker 7: No, it depends what it's for. But for meetings around here,
Speaker 7: I try to be so late I'm missing.
Speaker 3: But no, you're not intentionally, you just you just insort
Speaker 3: of not really bad, chased a little bit late.
Speaker 6: Yeah it's nothing offensive.
Speaker 5: Yeah I'm not.
Speaker 7: But if I am late, A'll text and be like,
Speaker 7: I'm really sorry, I'm going to be late. And I
Speaker 7: was like four minutes, and then it was five minutes
Speaker 7: on the GPS. Because it was the other day, it
Speaker 7: was pouring with rain, the rain started, traffic built up.
Speaker 7: Then it was seven minutes and I was like, one point,
Speaker 7: what is the time that you have to let someone
Speaker 7: know you are late?
Speaker 8: I think a minute if you're going to be a minute.
Speaker 3: Late, one minute five plus five plus no no, like
Speaker 3: say I said five plus yeah, no no.
Speaker 8: If the meeting was at seven.
Speaker 5: At three pm here in South Melbourne, I left my
Speaker 5: husband so I get there at three oh four.
Speaker 7: I was like, I'm not going to say I'm going
Speaker 7: to be late, like no, I would. I can probably
Speaker 7: make up a minute, you know, you don't want to
Speaker 7: be alarmist. And then you get there and you're like, oh,
Speaker 7: I'm actually.
Speaker 3: But also the worst ones the ones that do give
Speaker 3: your heads up and say two minutes away, but you're
Speaker 3: actually twenty minutes away.
Speaker 6: Yeah, two minutes.
Speaker 8: But I will go, hey, i'm running five late and
Speaker 8: if I get there in three awesome.
Speaker 5: Right, you will do it? Okay, Well that's what the
Speaker 5: argument I like to get it. I think less than
Speaker 5: five is your on time.
Speaker 6: I agree.
Speaker 4: I was yesterday and I message Ali, who was looking
Speaker 4: after us at that event we're at, gave it the
Speaker 4: heads up I'm going to be ten late.
Speaker 5: Ten definitely requires a text, especially like I think though,
Speaker 5: if I'm going to dinner, so that's a two to
Speaker 5: three hour job, like with friends dinner, ten minutes is fine.
Speaker 5: You don't need to say ten minutes for a three
Speaker 5: hour but we've.
Speaker 8: Got a way to order.
Speaker 5: It's a thirty to half hour meeting that it's five minutes.
Speaker 8: Here's one for you. What's an acceptable amount of time
Speaker 8: for a bride to be late to her wedding? Whatever?
Speaker 3: Isn't it also tradition for them to be a little
Speaker 3: bit tradition wants tradition call I reckon half our past.
Speaker 5: I reckon whatever you want. It's your day.
Speaker 7: They're not just hanging out playing chess. They're doing stuff
Speaker 7: getting ready.
Speaker 8: Sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's like seven girls faffing around getting their hair
Speaker 5: tongue and then make.
Speaker 6: It done, the dresses half an hours.
Speaker 5: Such a misery guts when it comes to weddings.
Speaker 8: I love wedding.
Speaker 5: No you don't. You always complain about them.
Speaker 6: Where's the bride?
Speaker 8: Where is she?
Speaker 5: I've got to oh, this is a second wedding. Why
Speaker 5: would you even do it? You are the hot.
Speaker 6: Making me stand here in the sun.
Speaker 5: Do you know what it's like having to suit to
Speaker 5: a wedding?
Speaker 8: It is quite warm, and we should.
Speaker 5: Try a wedding dress and like taking five hours to
Speaker 5: get ready.
Speaker 6: There's nothing worse than sitting in There's little pews in
Speaker 6: the church.
Speaker 8: Little container of pedal.
Speaker 5: An hour to a church wedding. That's unacceptable, thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think garden.
Speaker 5: Wedding, serving a few champagnes. We're all up. The next
Speaker 5: day I'll have a super limachell all the best weddings
Speaker 5: in the church as well, well in church churches. What
Speaker 5: about when you had to stuff?
Speaker 8: I mean, is never on?
Speaker 5: How do you feel out a destination?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Well, good morning Melbourne and welcome to you Friday.
Speaker 8: Happy Friday goes a lot coming up.
Speaker 6: Let's still a Friday, but it's a school.
Speaker 4: Holidays are approaching and so is Melbourne Comedy Festival. It
Speaker 4: is on and how good is this? How would you
Speaker 4: like a little staycation, taking a show and have dinner
Speaker 4: on us?
Speaker 5: A stay care dinner and a comedy show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, QT Melbourne thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. If
Speaker 4: you go on the comedy festival, make a night of
Speaker 4: it at QT Melbourne with dinner, drinks and a show.
Speaker 5: It's got that great rooftops and a restaurant downstairs.
Speaker 8: Is so good.
Speaker 6: Jeez, they do it well, love right hard the city.
Speaker 4: The rooftop bar. They used to have a secret gin
Speaker 4: bar up there that Yeah, round the baut you have
Speaker 4: to sort of walk through the kitchen to get to it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was like a little four pillars gin bar and
Speaker 4: it was setting the outdoor garden on the rooftop.
Speaker 5: You had some fun rooftop sessions at the teen.
Speaker 8: Yes, I'm believing.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. If you want
Speaker 4: to take in dinner, a show and have a little
Speaker 4: staycation on us.
Speaker 5: Well that's a nice little inner city stage.
Speaker 4: Just give us a ring now at number one hundred, Hey,
Speaker 4: coming up next, we've all had a winge about what's
Speaker 4: wrong with our car. This week we're turning our attention
Speaker 4: onto our homes.
Speaker 5: Oh, I've got an issue with mine.
Speaker 4: Morning Melbourne. This is number one hundred, just going twenty
Speaker 4: one to eight. We're doing it thanks to mates to
Speaker 4: share Loretta Express. Hey, Noil Horring going to be joining
Speaker 4: us on the air after eight Small Morning.
Speaker 5: I love Snile. He was our surprise guest.
Speaker 7: We came in early this morning to talk to a
Speaker 7: prime mystery. Yes, we don't know who it was anyway,
Speaker 7: it was worth it.
Speaker 6: Jesus charming and he's a rooster.
Speaker 8: He's got history of our very own Lauren.
Speaker 6: Which they met in a dark corner at a Melbourne
Speaker 6: night clubs and we'll.
Speaker 8: Get to that after this morning.
Speaker 4: He was just mentioning, if you go to the comedy festival,
Speaker 4: make a night of it at QT Melbourne with dinner,
Speaker 4: drinks and a show.
Speaker 8: One of my favorite comedians. I love her Ji Lucy,
Speaker 8: so do I.
Speaker 6: She is bloody divine, She's so funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to work with her at a radio station.
Speaker 4: She was She was lovely as well, just a really
Speaker 4: nice lady.
Speaker 5: What she done.
Speaker 4: You might have seen her online having a winge about
Speaker 4: her living situation.
Speaker 8: Take a listen.
Speaker 15: I am living in a rental that I like to
Speaker 15: refer to as the house of shit. Since moving in
Speaker 15: here just over a year ago, I've had the plumber
Speaker 15: here I thank for off five times.
Speaker 1: Tom.
Speaker 2: We're on a first name basis.
Speaker 15: In the space of the week, my friend Michelle knocked
Speaker 15: on the door that just came off in her hand.
Speaker 15: Then the lock came off the front gate, then the
Speaker 15: front fell off a kitchen draw. Last week I went
Speaker 15: to leave my home and couldn't because the front flywire
Speaker 15: door was jammed, so.
Speaker 2: I couldn't leave my own home through the front door.
Speaker 1: For three days.
Speaker 6: Jeez.
Speaker 7: When things are broken, I always think I'm gonna get
Speaker 7: them fixed today the day I break them.
Speaker 4: In my house the other day, I was like, I'm
Speaker 4: going to go to office works and get a whiteboard
Speaker 4: and I'm going to put it up in the kitchen.
Speaker 4: We're going to start writing things on the whiteboard that
Speaker 4: we noticed when you're still around the house.
Speaker 3: I've got one. It's a stick on whiteboard on the fridge.
Speaker 3: And if you got got tasks on there, one of
Speaker 3: them is range hood. My range hood is cockeyed.
Speaker 6: It remember what do you mean.
Speaker 8: A leaning tower of rain here it is.
Speaker 3: I never noticed it when I bought. And then I've
Speaker 3: got the keys and I walk in, I'm like, the
Speaker 3: range hood is crooked. It's sort of it is, as Jason,
Speaker 3: you never know the leaning tower of rain hood?
Speaker 5: Is it like leaning enough that it's supposed to be
Speaker 5: like that?
Speaker 8: Straight away?
Speaker 3: You walk straight in and you can see the kitchen.
Speaker 3: It's open plan and all you can see is the rain.
Speaker 8: Short Do you cook on a lean when you're doing
Speaker 8: your results?
Speaker 6: I might as well.
Speaker 5: But does it work?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 8: But it's on the it's on the whiteboard.
Speaker 7: My We've got the five burner stovetop, you know, like
Speaker 7: one big one. The big one in the middle is
Speaker 7: the one us all the time because you can turn
Speaker 7: it up, you can turn it down. The big one
Speaker 7: won't stay lest lights. It goes and it looks like
Speaker 7: it's gonna set the house on fire, and then it
Speaker 7: just turns off. And I don't and I reckon.
Speaker 5: For six months. I've been saying, Oh, I'll get the plump. Yeah,
Speaker 5: who do I even call for that?
Speaker 6: Yeah? For a stove pummer. I think I've got a
Speaker 6: stove top issue too.
Speaker 5: But then I was like, I've just been cooking.
Speaker 7: You can't cook a giant put a giant pan on
Speaker 7: the small it takes so and the ones on the
Speaker 7: outside never cook.
Speaker 8: Our ovens just packed it in. The dial won't work.
Speaker 5: Oh you know what's happened to my oven? The racks
Speaker 5: have been like the rat that goes in the rack holder,
Speaker 5: like it's like come off one side.
Speaker 6: The rack holder was the cleaner rough with it all.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 7: It wasn't just I don't like cooking or cleaning. But
Speaker 7: I did try and cook a roast chicken and the
Speaker 7: thing was, I'm like, what's happened?
Speaker 8: Did it have a lean to it? You should have
Speaker 8: cooked it at cleant under the rain.
Speaker 6: Should have.
Speaker 3: But the other problem my house. You know the stove
Speaker 3: top that ignites, it doesn't it's gone, so I'm now
Speaker 3: having to use a candle light sometimes you get the
Speaker 3: gas goodbye eyebrows.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's dangerous.
Speaker 4: We've done what's wrong with your car before, and we've
Speaker 4: had some absolute crackers, people that couldn't reverse, so they'd
Speaker 4: only drive into marking spots that they could drive out on.
Speaker 4: Let's fine, what's wrong with your house, your rental or
Speaker 4: your home? Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. In return,
Speaker 4: I got movie tickets to go. You can go and
Speaker 4: check out Project tail Mary. It's Intineum is now starring
Speaker 4: Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 7: And it's also like you try and diy fix things
Speaker 7: at your house and it doesn't work, and you're like,
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna leave that there for another day, which.
Speaker 8: Is what I've done with the pool. I think it's
Speaker 8: got a leak.
Speaker 5: Oh that that's that's bad.
Speaker 8: Do you know what it's also say that that'll rattle me.
Speaker 5: No, you can get it fixed, but it's bad because
Speaker 5: you're gonna have to keep like you can use a
Speaker 5: lot of water.
Speaker 8: Pill I know I keep put the hose in each week.
Speaker 5: Oh no, you shouldn't be putting it in each week.
Speaker 5: You've got a leak.
Speaker 8: Really, I'm selling it to myself that it's maybe evaporating
Speaker 8: because the heat.
Speaker 3: You know, it was also bad grout and expensive. My
Speaker 3: shower is flooding every time I have one call the
Speaker 3: is it.
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 6: Your man?
Speaker 7: Come?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: But is it the grout or is it the the
Speaker 5: drain that's the pudas if it's a ground, maybe it's
Speaker 5: gotta be a gunk in there.
Speaker 8: He takes the old crowd out and puts a new
Speaker 8: g in. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? What's
Speaker 8: wrong with your house?
Speaker 4: I wonder if we'll get a bunch of ladies ringing
Speaker 4: saying my husband said he's going to fix this.
Speaker 8: He hasn't gone round.
Speaker 6: Give us a ring.
Speaker 4: It's just gone sixteen. Anyway, we'll hit the phones next
Speaker 4: at No. Over perfect tone setter for the mood across
Speaker 4: Melbourne today. Welcome to your Friday. That is Olivia Dean.
Speaker 6: This is No.
Speaker 4: Over one hundred. You're on the air, which and Lauren
Speaker 4: Clint here as well. Good morning, Melbourne. We're doing it
Speaker 4: thanks to our mates. Shella already express shadow to everyone.
Speaker 4: Came at support the cats at the cattery last night.
Speaker 4: She looked cold, very very cold. It's gonna be a
Speaker 4: wet day. But you know we're going to get you
Speaker 4: in the mood today. We're going to get you there.
Speaker 4: Start your Friday morning on a high. Never look at
Speaker 4: me when you say you're gonna get me in the mood.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get you in the mood. Yes, Noel Horn
Speaker 4: going to get a help with that in the mood.
Speaker 4: He's going to join us just after eight o'clock and
Speaker 4: five K question thanks to Carlile Holmes coming up in
Speaker 4: a sec First, though, what's wrong with your house?
Speaker 6: What twenty?
Speaker 7: There's always things wrong, like something broke in nineteen ninety
Speaker 7: seven and you never got.
Speaker 8: It figured made the list just having an older home.
Speaker 8: There's always something.
Speaker 7: I did say earlier this week that Jace had a
Speaker 7: winge to me saying he needs to downsize because his
Speaker 7: house is so it's not you.
Speaker 5: Can't keep up with them.
Speaker 8: What's wrong? It's just it's the fountain broken. The fountain
Speaker 8: was broken.
Speaker 7: Since we walked, We've always got probably with the pool
Speaker 7: and the man the third story on the house.
Speaker 6: You must have a lot of weeds in that big, big,
Speaker 6: big backyard.
Speaker 5: It doesn't fit in the garage.
Speaker 8: You know, there's no garage. It's not a big place.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: My neighbor said when he heard you got talking about
Speaker 4: this house, He's like, do you have some mansion out
Speaker 4: the back that I don't know about.
Speaker 5: That's not true because we've been there to Manchiona.
Speaker 4: Natalie in Ringwood's Good Morning, Good morning, guys, were wrong
Speaker 4: with your house?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 9: I have a massive hole in my lund the roof.
Speaker 9: It started a few about a month ago and with
Speaker 9: a few black spots. Then it's sort of spread and
Speaker 9: I'm like, oh, I think it's wet now, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 9: what are we going to do? And I just couldn't
Speaker 9: get my son to go up there and have a
Speaker 9: look until this one day where I pleaded with him, okay, okay.
Speaker 9: So he gets up there and has a look. Oh yeah, Mom,
Speaker 9: looks like there's like animal fece. So he turns around
Speaker 9: to come down and slips and goes through the roof.
Speaker 9: So we've now got this massive.
Speaker 1: Hole in the roof.
Speaker 9: Oh how long has it been as well as the
Speaker 9: rest of it, and we still have to fix it.
Speaker 5: Many questions. How long has the hole been there?
Speaker 9: Oh, the hole has been there probably two weeks, but
Speaker 9: the spots on the roof, oh, at least two months.
Speaker 5: And do we know what animal it is that's causing it.
Speaker 9: It'd be possible, awesome, And what happened to the face, Well,
Speaker 9: you know, no, no, there's no man anymore.
Speaker 5: The song.
Speaker 9: I know, and that's how I remember. But no, Peter,
Speaker 9: the posser man does not exist in the team.
Speaker 4: Bossom lady, have a look for Peter all the work,
Speaker 4: you know what. Getting in the roof terrified, same, especially
Speaker 4: growing up on the mean streets of.
Speaker 7: Queens and snakes we had, remember the two big pathons
Speaker 7: we had an our roof and Byron, that's right, and
Speaker 7: people go, let me get in the roof. Got there's
Speaker 7: a family, and I was scared they were so big
Speaker 7: that they were going to fall through the roof of
Speaker 7: land on me and sitting on the lounge.
Speaker 4: Instagram videos you see and put one snake out out
Speaker 4: of the roof in Thailand and it all comes down.
Speaker 6: That's what I like.
Speaker 8: And then but everyone's just so relaxed in Queens and
Speaker 8: they go. Now, that's good. Keeps the pests away.
Speaker 3: Look, the feces is an ideal. Nor is the hole
Speaker 3: in the roof. Natalie, My sympathies are with.
Speaker 6: Me, Natalie.
Speaker 4: Yes, we've just got confirmation. Peter, the poss and man
Speaker 4: is still around?
Speaker 5: Is he in South Melbourne? Has a limit a cool
Speaker 5: out range?
Speaker 6: Maybe reach Peter. Give Natalie a bus? Yeah, I can't pay.
Speaker 5: Please called Natalie. Maybe possum removal. Jim's got everything. Peter
Speaker 5: can't do it.
Speaker 6: Call Jim.
Speaker 5: Jim does anything, doesn't.
Speaker 8: Jim probably puts the possums as well.
Speaker 6: He does.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jim got a gym. Jim's Jim. That's a missed opportunity, Jim.
Speaker 8: Jim's Jim. Jim strong down to get the website.
Speaker 5: Jim's Jim.
Speaker 6: Laura in you what's wrong with good morning? We're good.
Speaker 14: That's good. I have a an adult massage parlor, which
Speaker 14: is a nice way of putting it above my apartment.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's that's a problem.
Speaker 8: Question is it?
Speaker 6: How do you know?
Speaker 14: Well, the shower and the squeaks of the pipes of
Speaker 14: the hot water is running every half an hour, like clockwork. Yeah,
Speaker 14: and the various you know, rhythmic banging again walls, along
Speaker 14: with the various sounds of happy endings that are happening.
Speaker 5: Question, that's amazing.
Speaker 4: Ever have you ever had the fear that you might
Speaker 4: recognize someone visiting your neighbors?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: We do.
Speaker 14: It's become a game keeping a lookout who's entering.
Speaker 5: Have you ever have you ever feared walking into the
Speaker 5: front door of your apartment to go to the elevator
Speaker 5: or the stairs or whatever, thinking other people are sitting
Speaker 5: on the streets watching and thinking perhaps you work there.
Speaker 14: Oh, I've definitely definitely had people look at me funny.
Speaker 6: I mean, how busy would you say it gets?
Speaker 14: It looks like we found the website.
Speaker 6: Professional y it hot stone?
Speaker 8: Is it well priced? Well priced?
Speaker 14: It looks pretty exy. So well, it's not too busy.
Speaker 14: Every half an hour, like clockwork, you.
Speaker 7: Can ask for your dress next, maybe just a code
Speaker 7: a friend, Oh, say Clint twenty when you get to
Speaker 7: the door, you get twenty.
Speaker 6: Percent off, just two knocks.
Speaker 5: We in my rental when I lived with Gemmer and Dale.
Speaker 7: You came to that one and grove up the era
Speaker 7: and it was like a complex that I think it
Speaker 7: had like six there were two story townhouses, but like
Speaker 7: there it ran over like a block.
Speaker 5: So they backed the connected and the ones at.
Speaker 7: The back had swingers parties all the time, and they
Speaker 7: would go all night during the day. Uh yeah, sometimes
Speaker 7: day and night, and you'd hear them banging on the
Speaker 7: walls and.
Speaker 8: See couples rocking up walking down the dropway.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd hear them general bang on
Speaker 5: the wall and they're like, cap it down, try to sleep.
Speaker 8: Question.
Speaker 12: Question.
Speaker 5: They never got invited, not once.
Speaker 8: That's that's offensive.
Speaker 5: I was pretty happy. I thought it was quite a
Speaker 5: good outcome.
Speaker 4: But you know, it'd be nice to be able to
Speaker 4: give have the option to turn them down no thanks. Also,
Speaker 4: that's a pamphlet drop nice.
Speaker 3: It's one of those ones you stick on the on
Speaker 3: the telegraph pole and you got to rip the number up.
Speaker 8: You know that lost doc.
Speaker 4: No, I'm going over to Karon's on Sunday, speaking of
Speaker 4: which are like, Karen, Hello, what's wrong with your mum's house.
Speaker 13: It's a rock in the bathroom which the wall has
Speaker 13: been built over.
Speaker 5: Sorry, like an actual rock, like a big giants rock.
Speaker 13: So when it rains like now, the rock will be wet.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 5: Like you live in Kuba pet or something and you
Speaker 5: build into the room.
Speaker 13: Oh, she's a dog grave so yeah, No, some are
Speaker 13: in Belgrave.
Speaker 5: Not kuber Petty.
Speaker 6: Is it a mudhouse?
Speaker 8: So can you see the rock? Is the rock of
Speaker 8: feature in the room or the floors?
Speaker 13: It's actually in the bathroom, so yes, it's a feature
Speaker 13: of the bathroom. It's meant to be a feature, but
Speaker 13: it's an actual real rock.
Speaker 6: So why is it getting wet? Do you not have
Speaker 6: a roof?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Is it inside or outside?
Speaker 13: An outside?
Speaker 6: These?
Speaker 5: Does the wall go half way down and then the
Speaker 5: rest is rock?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Makes it sound like you live in the Flintstones house?
Speaker 5: Anything else or just the rock?
Speaker 13: Yeah? Just the But that's not the only thing that's
Speaker 13: wrong with the house. Yeah, you walk up the hill,
Speaker 13: you walk uphill to like the kitchens the floor swap sided.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah right yeah, And you have to.
Speaker 13: Run around in the shower because it's a gripped red
Speaker 13: shower and it hasn't got pressure, so you turn the
Speaker 13: hot water on and it's like a hoe.
Speaker 14: It just slips down it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Is mum?
Speaker 6: Al right?
Speaker 5: Okay, what's your main concern if we're sending Bob the
Speaker 5: builder over.
Speaker 8: Is it the rock the shower demolition crew?
Speaker 13: You know it's a demolition job.
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Good on you Can you send us a photo off
Speaker 5: the rock in the bar?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm thinking about putting a feature in mind, just
Speaker 8: wed rock.
Speaker 7: I don't understand how the water's getting. If it don't
Speaker 7: come through the show, how can make it come on
Speaker 7: the rock?
Speaker 4: Bel Gray twice a day thanks to Carlisle Holmes. We'll
Speaker 4: give you a chance to win five K and we're
Speaker 4: doing it all again next week as well. So seven
Speaker 4: o'clock and eight.
Speaker 5: O'clock w Chances continues next week's.
Speaker 8: Go to Thomastown. Hello Ashley, Happy Friday.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 5: Now Ashley, you're a hairdresser.
Speaker 6: I have a question for you.
Speaker 5: Question because Clinton went to the hairdresser yesterday and he's
Speaker 5: got the little he had the little kind of mullet
Speaker 5: going on at the back. He's having fashion for the
Speaker 5: boys at the moment, no comment.
Speaker 6: I think it's called a burst fade, A burst fade.
Speaker 3: Okay's racing stripes next and I've just gone the fade
Speaker 3: all the way around there?
Speaker 6: What about the front.
Speaker 5: Mullet for the boys?
Speaker 7: All these guys doing business at the front, like firms
Speaker 7: and stuff at the front.
Speaker 6: That's true.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know about perms, but yeah, any cocker.
Speaker 5: I am out the gen zs. We're getting perms.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Do you have a base yesterday?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 5: I had yesterday?
Speaker 6: Your hair was nice? Way Bosi?
Speaker 8: Okay, easy question for fifty medium question for five hundred,
Speaker 8: or you roll the dice and go for five k.
Speaker 8: You want to go a.
Speaker 1: Medium one five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Good luck, Ashley. You'll hear a question. You'll hear a
Speaker 5: three two one countdown. Now you have to answer before
Speaker 5: your time is up. I had a crack at this
Speaker 5: and I missed by the skin of my teeth. So
Speaker 5: what I would say is, actually, if you don't know,
Speaker 5: no no, no, no, no no no, it's very very close.
Speaker 5: If you don't know, have a guess because you might
Speaker 5: just nail it.
Speaker 6: All right, good luck.
Speaker 8: Remember you need to guess within the three seconds. Here
Speaker 8: we go.
Speaker 1: What was the first season of The Bloc Australia three?
Speaker 5: Much longer than that two thousand and three? Yes, I know.
Speaker 5: Can you believe that it.
Speaker 8: Was Jamie jury and hosted?
Speaker 6: It was in BONDI yes, it.
Speaker 5: Was in Bond. I was in your eleven at school.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a bit cheap back then, weren't not just.
Speaker 5: To get it to get those in Bondi now and
Speaker 5: be fortune, the.
Speaker 8: Fortune, fancy wine cellars and.
Speaker 5: They've got to go to strip it all back a bit.
Speaker 6: Let's go apartments again.
Speaker 5: Your apartments were good.
Speaker 6: You couldn't go very achievable, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when we're out last night for Novas the Red
Speaker 4: Room near the Gap week and that was still holding
Speaker 4: up pretty well.
Speaker 5: Well, that was going to bring Fitzroy Street back to life.
Speaker 4: And it really didn't remember Scotty cam ripping into the
Speaker 4: council going, you know, like lower the rates along Fitzroy Street,
Speaker 4: make it easier for shops to move in and stuff
Speaker 4: and you know, revitalize the area.
Speaker 8: And that is on the opposite It was dead last night.
Speaker 5: It was like, yes, don't killed that. I mean there's
Speaker 5: parts of really, but yeah, the fitz Roy Street needs
Speaker 5: a revent, a bit of love.
Speaker 8: Hey, Ash, have a great weekend though, thank you you tube.
Speaker 7: No offense to anyone who lives on fitz It's a
Speaker 7: lovely placed that weeks.
Speaker 5: It's a great spot needs a bit of a bit of.
Speaker 6: Yes, the hotel still opened We did some great work
Speaker 6: there back in the day.
Speaker 5: The other one we did a lot of great workout
Speaker 5: was the Barkley. Didn't we have.
Speaker 6: On Sunday?
Speaker 5: Oh May Clinton, stant Away and half of the AFL
Speaker 5: usually there, weren't they. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was
Speaker 5: the place to be on Sunday.
Speaker 8: Thanks to Carlisle Holmes five K question.
Speaker 7: Love machine kick on there after all right, I never
Speaker 7: went to Star Bar. Star War was too Bogan for me.
Speaker 6: Every Sunday exactly star Bar. Did you go to Star
Speaker 6: Bar Melbourne?
Speaker 8: Did you have a drinker?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, That's the only reason he went. Yeah, let's see,
Speaker 5: that's why the footy players went too right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you never.
Speaker 8: Actually dealt with cash until you were thirty. Never. Everything
Speaker 8: before that was aiming in Barkyards.
Speaker 5: Jae Barkley was the Barkley. Sunday session was like nothing.
Speaker 8: Else, nothing like smelling your shirt the next day.
Speaker 5: Enjoying this nostalgic nightclub conversation we've been having over the
Speaker 5: past twenty four hours.
Speaker 8: Should we take the show clubbing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm too old tired for that. You guys go there,
Speaker 5: I'll drive you, I'll pick you up.
Speaker 6: Designated driver.
Speaker 8: Hey guys, I'll be d It was an early start today.
Speaker 4: We were all in well before five am because we
Speaker 4: were told we have a mystery guest guest.
Speaker 5: He's coming up next, but you can't guess who it is.
Speaker 8: Right after the new song from Oh Nol Horry, Nol Horror.
Speaker 4: That is Narl Horran dinner Party, sixteen past eight here
Speaker 4: on number one hundred.
Speaker 8: It is Jason Lauren. Clint's here as well, and Clint
Speaker 8: was the man in the know this morning.
Speaker 4: We all got to work just before far a clock.
Speaker 4: Lauren and I had no idea who we were about
Speaker 4: to interview. It was mystery guest.
Speaker 8: Time meet our guests.
Speaker 1: Mystery guest much more thrilling than the rest.
Speaker 6: Who could it be?
Speaker 1: Mystery guest?
Speaker 6: Hey, thanks for this, Jace Louren.
Speaker 8: Okay, here is going in.
Speaker 6: Put them in.
Speaker 8: Put them in now.
Speaker 4: We'll point out to the mystery guest before we try
Speaker 4: and guess it that we've been in here since four
Speaker 4: point thirty in the morning.
Speaker 8: We've been told it's worth waking up and coming into
Speaker 8: fourth There's.
Speaker 7: Not many people I wake up in the threes four,
Speaker 7: but Clint has promised us this is worth it.
Speaker 6: You said it repeatedly, is it worth it? I say
Speaker 6: it is worth it.
Speaker 8: We'll let you know.
Speaker 5: We know now, is it Mariah Carey?
Speaker 6: Well asked the mystery guest?
Speaker 5: Is it Mariah Carey? I've jumped out of No, it's
Speaker 5: a mail.
Speaker 6: Is it? Tom Holland?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Are you coming to us from America?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 12: America America?
Speaker 8: Are you a would we know you for your music,
Speaker 8: acting or athleticism?
Speaker 2: Are you a triple music musical athletics?
Speaker 6: I know it is. I know that voice.
Speaker 8: You know who?
Speaker 6: I know it already. Yeah, I know that voice.
Speaker 8: Have a ping.
Speaker 5: If I'm wrong, I'm going to look like a real
Speaker 5: good Yeah, that's.
Speaker 8: What I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Have a guest, is it Nile Horn? Yeah, came on
Speaker 6: the couch.
Speaker 5: You look very relaxed, Nile.
Speaker 8: I mean Harry maybe at four point thirty? How are you?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 8: Are you good?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 5: I've been loving seeing you popping up everywhere.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I've been loving the Have you been doing
Speaker 7: some album testing parties, dinner parties with people?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: We're doing all sorts.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm I feel like I'm all over
Speaker 2: my own algorithm, im everywhere.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you saturated my algorithm.
Speaker 4: Doesn't he the pearly whites. You look at happy hand. Yeah,
Speaker 4: well on this screen of mark the color, yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's the color. I'm far from time to
Speaker 2: spend the last three months in the piss and rain.
Speaker 6: So that's kind of with the hair bro you got
Speaker 6: the mullet going.
Speaker 2: You call it mullet.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like if it's a mullet's a bad one.
Speaker 5: So you've been in the pouring rain. Now Melbourne, we're
Speaker 5: supposed to be at the end of summer.
Speaker 7: It is absolutely diabolical here today, so you would feel
Speaker 7: right at home in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: You love Melbourne? Is I love Melbourne? Melbourne? But in
Speaker 2: Melbourne's moody when it comes to the weather, even in
Speaker 2: the summer. I find it can be It can be
Speaker 2: quite miserable sometimes.
Speaker 3: Because when you come out here, now you you're a
Speaker 3: bit of a golfer, right He still he's still golfing
Speaker 3: on golfing away.
Speaker 2: I haven't to be honest, the weather has been so bad.
Speaker 2: I haven't played much golf this year, but I will
Speaker 2: be getting into it now the weather is getting good.
Speaker 2: I'll be trying to get as much in as I can.
Speaker 4: Golf has really become a young person sport now, Oh, mate, absolutely, I've.
Speaker 2: Been saying it for years. People have been banging on
Speaker 2: by her crab golfers and I've been playing it since
Speaker 2: there was a child, and no one would listen. And
Speaker 2: then after call but that everyone was a golfer.
Speaker 4: I yes, yes, but you're fun golfer like you out
Speaker 4: there chasing the drinks cart or you like call professional,
Speaker 4: let's not muck around.
Speaker 2: I can I can do both. I can be serious.
Speaker 2: I can take it very serious, or I can also
Speaker 2: just have a few drinks with a hammered I mean,
Speaker 2: swing badly at it.
Speaker 8: For golfers, I don't know what's the term. Do I
Speaker 8: ask what? He's handicapped? Yeah, what's your head?
Speaker 2: Playoff eight?
Speaker 6: Geez? That's good?
Speaker 8: Is that good?
Speaker 6: That's buddy good?
Speaker 5: But I mean you said golf is a young person sport.
Speaker 7: I know you're only thirty two, Nile, but would you
Speaker 7: consider yourself a young person still? Because I feel like
Speaker 7: we've grown up with you since you were such a
Speaker 7: young boy. We feel like we've known you your whole
Speaker 7: life was young boy. Yeah, you were, you were You
Speaker 7: were such a baby when we met you.
Speaker 5: And now you're a man.
Speaker 2: I'm a tall man here. No, I don't know my
Speaker 2: knees and things like that. Don't feel young, but I
Speaker 2: feel young. Yeah, I guess I don't know what I
Speaker 2: remember when I was a kid, thinking like thirty years old.
Speaker 8: Yeah. How about were you and you had your hip replacement?
Speaker 6: Lauren?
Speaker 7: Oh my, I had my hip done when I because
Speaker 7: I did hear you were getting your hip done, and
Speaker 7: I've had mine done twice, so I emphathized with you.
Speaker 5: I was twenty in my twenties, like, no, it was
Speaker 5: thirty one. Thirty one yeap.
Speaker 2: That has been completely blown out of before I said
Speaker 2: in an interview, like I've got a tight hip and
Speaker 2: I'm sore, like I just have bad knees, and because
Speaker 2: of that, I got bad hips. And all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: every article I've read this week it's been about me
Speaker 2: needing a hip replacement.
Speaker 8: We're just we're just hearing it was trucks. You're sitting down,
Speaker 8: you can't send up for the interview.
Speaker 5: Do you cope with that stuff?
Speaker 11: Though?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 7: You say one comment and then all of a sudden
Speaker 7: it's everywhere, And that's something you've had to deal with
Speaker 7: your whole life. I was saying, shocked because I had
Speaker 7: a feeling I was hoping it was going to be
Speaker 7: you this morning, and I showed some of our producers this.
Speaker 5: I got a photo with you in a nightclub when
Speaker 5: I was we were young, I was maybe.
Speaker 8: Black and white.
Speaker 5: Do you were in Melbourne because he was a young
Speaker 5: boy in Melbourne.
Speaker 7: You've got cousins in Melbourne or something, right, And we
Speaker 7: were all there together, we had mutual friends, were all
Speaker 7: there together. I have one photo with you, and I
Speaker 7: think one of my friends put it on posted it
Speaker 7: on Instagram story or whatever it was. And in the
Speaker 7: morning there was headlines being like niall horr and court
Speaker 7: making out with a girl in a night cluster.
Speaker 5: No, I was the girl, but there was no We
Speaker 5: never passed.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: But how do you deal with that stuff?
Speaker 7: Like one photo or one comment and it just blows
Speaker 7: up and you just sit there scratching your head, going
Speaker 7: how did it end up there?
Speaker 2: I mean, that stuff is funny. It basically he's made
Speaker 2: up that I actually need full like joint replacements. But
Speaker 2: I don't know, to be honest, I genuinely don't read
Speaker 2: much of it. But like at the moment, as I said,
Speaker 2: I can't keep away from myself. I feel like I'm everywhere.
Speaker 2: But no, I generally don't get involved, to be honest,
Speaker 2: but it is mad that people can jump on something
Speaker 2: so simple and make it into such a big deal.
Speaker 2: Mind blondes me.
Speaker 8: My god, I've just been handed the frider. Have you incriminating?
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, not at all, baby, Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 8: Really holding on to him with quite a tight grip.
Speaker 6: Day La let him go. I know, let's talk about
Speaker 6: this new album and the title single as well. You
Speaker 6: pumped back.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, honestly, I'm really excited to be to be
Speaker 2: back in a mix, you know, like you'd make an album.
Speaker 2: I tore it all of twenty four, took twenty five
Speaker 2: throughout the next one, so it's it's about time that
Speaker 2: I got back at it. And yeah, I'm excited to
Speaker 2: be back doing it all again.
Speaker 3: So when you when you're writing, what do you do?
Speaker 3: Do you take yourself away on a camp, like a
Speaker 3: writing camp?
Speaker 6: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this time I actually did. We like booked like
Speaker 2: houses in random places that we were in the middle
Speaker 2: of the countryside in England for a week and yeah,
Speaker 2: we just went we were in Austin. I played a
Speaker 2: festival in twenty three in Austin, and you have to
Speaker 2: play two weekends, so there was a gap in the middle,
Speaker 2: and I, yeah, we rented a house out there. We
Speaker 2: just get out and like really hone in on what
Speaker 2: we're doing. And it's yeah, it's it's a good way
Speaker 2: of doing it actually, because I get like, if I'm
Speaker 2: going into session after session after session, I get a
Speaker 2: bit a bit of writer's block and kind of lose
Speaker 2: my path a bit. So I like being able to
Speaker 2: go in do four or five days, step away from
Speaker 2: it for a few weeks, and then go back understand
Speaker 2: what and what songs are missing, what kind of emotion
Speaker 2: and missing and all that kind of stuff. So that's
Speaker 2: that's kind of what we do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it might be the question, but you've got
Speaker 4: to be in the right hit space right Otherwise, For example,
Speaker 4: say if you and your partner have had a fight
Speaker 4: and then you go off and you start writing songs,
Speaker 4: surely songs are written, but surely they'd be there'd be
Speaker 4: an anger thing to them, you know, like you'd have
Speaker 4: to be in the right hitspace correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, look, some of the good stuff comes
Speaker 2: from that too, you know, like you can have to
Speaker 2: be able to write from personal stuff, and if it
Speaker 2: was all rosy all the time, then everything would temple
Speaker 2: and happening. You know, there has to be a bit
Speaker 2: of both or it's not realistic.
Speaker 4: That's the way it is here that a lot of
Speaker 4: the albums inspired by your partner, Amelia Morgeous.
Speaker 8: Good headspace, bad headspace writing.
Speaker 2: No great, obviously, Yeah, no, it's a it's obviously a
Speaker 2: huge part of my life. So it's it's handy to
Speaker 2: be able to put pen to paper on stuff that
Speaker 2: you've gone through, which is great. That's fun times at times,
Speaker 2: whatever it may be.
Speaker 4: That's a ballsy move for an artist to write about
Speaker 4: a partner. I like when people would get partner's names
Speaker 4: tattooed on their body.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well by the time the album comes out, Yeah,
Speaker 5: you got to.
Speaker 8: You gotta ride this one out, mate.
Speaker 3: So be it, be it for golf, be it for what, socializing,
Speaker 3: seeing your cousins, whatever.
Speaker 6: When's the next trip to Melbourne?
Speaker 2: I have an announced and yet, but there will be
Speaker 2: an announcement soon and I'll leave it at that.
Speaker 7: Great, So you've announced the European dates, which means he's
Speaker 7: coming to Australia next.
Speaker 4: When would you need us at the airport to pick
Speaker 4: you up?
Speaker 1: Thanks?
Speaker 6: You you.
Speaker 2: Know when to come and pick me up. I'll just
Speaker 2: let you guess.
Speaker 6: How should we recreate that nightclub photo with Phillips?
Speaker 2: If you're doing well to fame me in any club
Speaker 2: these days, I'll take it.
Speaker 5: He's not a young man anymore, guys, he's really grown up.
Speaker 8: I'd like to see you in that outfit again.
Speaker 5: That outfit wouldn't fit anymore, Jason. Thank you for.
Speaker 8: I know we really appreciate your time this morning.
Speaker 6: Mate.
Speaker 4: Congrats on the album and yeah, make sure you swing
Speaker 4: by when you come to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I'll see sooner. Get back down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll pick you up mates.
Speaker 6: Friday.
Speaker 8: Good luck to the Pies tonight.
Speaker 6: The Pie is playing tonight, g WS tonight.
Speaker 7: Who's your money? If you're a betting man the Pies?
Speaker 7: You think they can beat them?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 8: My boys can get there, okay, unlike my money got
Speaker 8: there last night.
Speaker 1: And the Crows?
Speaker 5: Where are you going to watch from? What do you
Speaker 5: Because it's I think it's going to be a bit
Speaker 5: of a funny old day, bit of a wet night.
Speaker 8: I've got my uh, it's kid weekend in the Hawk's household.
Speaker 5: You've got all the grand finals this weekend.
Speaker 4: Archie, my four year old. It's the Kindy Kinda Easter
Speaker 4: party this afternoon.
Speaker 5: Oh, insun old time.
Speaker 4: I think it's going to be an inside job five
Speaker 4: pm till seven thirty. Let's load them up on it, hinder.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so aren't they embedded by that?
Speaker 8: I'm in bed by then.
Speaker 5: I don't know about that, kinder, thank you. I guess
Speaker 5: they want the parents to be able to come if
Speaker 5: they're working, so that makes sense. Not every undoes a
Speaker 5: job that finishes at nine am.
Speaker 8: They're not doing cocktails at kindy, are there, I should hope.
Speaker 7: So if it's at five till seven on a Friday,
Speaker 7: that's cocktails at kindy.
Speaker 8: I was going to go to an eicondor and get
Speaker 8: a camel backed.
Speaker 5: Chock eggs for the kids, cocktails to the.
Speaker 8: Parents, camel backpacks probably a bit too, that's okay.
Speaker 5: Surely it's not a b yo job.
Speaker 7: And then don't go turning up with bottles and everyone
Speaker 7: else is just there with their Easter baskets.
Speaker 5: Jason's got the kilur if.
Speaker 8: You bar paid the card, they don't want to pinolada Friday.
Speaker 8: You've got one of those?
Speaker 5: Have you seen those? I've seen them. They're like margaritea
Speaker 5: like tanks with like a it's got a like a
Speaker 5: like you're in a pup, like a post mixed gun
Speaker 5: on it and you can pour it out.
Speaker 8: You and I have the same algorithm.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's what it's called margarita cake. Can you can
Speaker 5: get them like rocking up?
Speaker 8: I've seen them with the margarita cake.
Speaker 7: Well, you should because all the parents would be grateful.
Speaker 7: And if they don't let you in, start it, start
Speaker 7: your own party on the straight.
Speaker 8: And then tomorrow to basketball Grand Finals.
Speaker 5: I know, I go the Raptors and the Ravens. Oh,
Speaker 5: the ravens, not the raptors and the vampires.
Speaker 8: Five pm.
Speaker 5: They still call the vampires five the ravens.
Speaker 7: That's so raven and five pm on a Saturday. The
Speaker 7: stink of the sculpers like the vampires.
Speaker 8: The vampires where they got rid of the scalpers?
Speaker 4: I think the vampires politically not appropriately called the kids
Speaker 4: the scalpers?
Speaker 5: Is it the vampires? So it's the vampires? What does
Speaker 5: it start with?
Speaker 8: The stingrays?
Speaker 5: Oh, the Stingrays, stingraising the Ravens. Good luck, Dad's a
Speaker 5: big fan.
Speaker 8: Good Luck to all the shut up.
Speaker 4: Good luck to all the kids playing their final this weekend,
Speaker 4: five pm on Saturday. Hey thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: Have you been to a bougie kids party? Hey thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four ten is our number to join the show.
Speaker 4: Have you been to a bougie kid's party?
Speaker 5: Kids parties are out of control? The out of control Lauren,
Speaker 5: out of control.
Speaker 7: But having said that, I don't get invited to me,
Speaker 7: but some of them are just as much for the
Speaker 7: parents as the adults.
Speaker 8: There is nothing better than rolling into a weekend when
Speaker 8: you know your kids don't have any invitations.
Speaker 7: But isn't it good when they have invitations and they're
Speaker 7: old enough that you can just drop and leave. What's
Speaker 7: the age where the parents don't have to go anymore?
Speaker 8: Six months are around the five? I think? Yeah, I
Speaker 8: guess school. Yeah, drop and runs good, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 5: Okay, question when you're having a party, what happens do
Speaker 5: you expect people to drop? What if the parents want
Speaker 5: to stay and you're expecting and drop and run?
Speaker 6: You just have to do it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we did host earlier parties at our house, like
Speaker 4: when they were three and four, and that's to be honest,
Speaker 4: it's more for the parents kids. But now there is
Speaker 4: no way in hell I'd hosted them a house.
Speaker 5: You go to like a like there's the place and
Speaker 5: if the parents want to stay, is that fine?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine, that's fine. But at your house on
Speaker 4: their head read if they want to stay at your house,
Speaker 4: absolutely not.
Speaker 5: You don't want any parents.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: The best The best is when we're coming out of
Speaker 4: COVID and they could have five kids over and the
Speaker 4: parents weren't allowed to stay.
Speaker 8: It was great. Drop off at the gate and your mask.
Speaker 5: Now, how extravagant did you ever go at any of
Speaker 5: your kids party?
Speaker 4: As in us putting it on? No, nothing over the top,
Speaker 4: nothing crazier over the top. Last week I had to
Speaker 4: drop hard offen the mate's birthday. It was in the
Speaker 4: br area, so we're already I knew Stralia.
Speaker 6: This might be.
Speaker 5: I think rich friends is great. You get to use
Speaker 5: all their facilities.
Speaker 8: So they were they were going to like tennis, no swimming.
Speaker 7: Pools that you're my rich friend of the swimm pool
Speaker 7: even though you've never invited me not once, but I've
Speaker 7: got other friends with swimming pools who do invite me.
Speaker 4: So I was, I was driving Hardie to this party
Speaker 4: and I'm like, you know, you got your present, and
Speaker 4: God love my wife, she's nailing it with the presence.
Speaker 6: All the time. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I feel like the mums are better at that stuff.
Speaker 8: They are like, if it was up to me and
Speaker 8: be a roadblocks gift card every day of the week.
Speaker 7: Yep, you have very gift, a present that's come to
Speaker 7: as a gift to your kid. We've already got that.
Speaker 7: Put that in the cupboard for the present cupboard.
Speaker 8: They're covered in our laundry. Looks like tours are us?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, so I'm reading the invite for like,
Speaker 4: you know, the address of where I got to drop him,
Speaker 4: and it said, oh, they're taking him to like a
Speaker 4: sports place where they're gonna do like indoor soccer and stuff.
Speaker 4: To make sure you know, their sneak is packed. I'm
Speaker 4: thinking that's great, they're going to run out of energy
Speaker 4: packing list for the Yeah, yep, but drop them off
Speaker 4: at our house. Make sure you're the're by two thirty
Speaker 4: because that's when the stretch hummer will be rolling out
Speaker 4: to take.
Speaker 5: Them amazing to the sporting place. How old are they?
Speaker 5: They're eight ten, They're amazing, amazing.
Speaker 8: I turned the corner and there is this pack of
Speaker 8: fifteen ten year olds pil into this stretch Hummer. The
Speaker 8: driver's face, he looked terrified.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm telling you right now, he's done Hen's parties.
Speaker 5: He's going to be fine.
Speaker 8: That's exactly what I asked him. I said, what's worse
Speaker 8: this or a Hen's party? And he said, this doesn't
Speaker 8: come close.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 7: Oh, the things that go on in the back of
Speaker 7: it stretch Hummer at a Hen's party A stretch Hummer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's great. Kids love that.
Speaker 8: What about like an ice cream cake and macers?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 7: I don't think that's that's round upon these days. Yeah, No,
Speaker 7: I mean, if you've got the money, you's just go mad.
Speaker 7: I mean, isn't it nice that they're not just putting
Speaker 7: their own kid stretch Tummer on their own and all
Speaker 7: the kids get to experience.
Speaker 8: Don't get me wrong, I appreciated it, and I thank
Speaker 8: you to them.
Speaker 4: Another question, the thing I was most thank for about
Speaker 4: is that Huddie's birthday isn't the next one?
Speaker 8: Yeah, imagine back in that like, no thanks.
Speaker 7: Now do you tell the truth here, Jason? Do you
Speaker 7: buy a better gift for a kid who's throwing a
Speaker 7: better party? So the kid who's got the hummer and
Speaker 7: this and that and the sports party and there, and
Speaker 7: do they get a better gift than the kid who says.
Speaker 8: I'm going to there might be an extra five ten
Speaker 8: bucks on the Roadblocks gift card.
Speaker 5: Just that is embarrassing. You're doing that to impress the parents.
Speaker 5: The kid who's got just the ice cream, they should
Speaker 5: get the better gift. The other one gets everything. Are
Speaker 5: you're doing it backwards?
Speaker 8: Now we're going to super Zoo?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 8: No roadbox gift card?
Speaker 5: What's super Zoo?
Speaker 6: Lauren?
Speaker 8: Have you have you done play center? And what like
Speaker 8: play centers?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 4: How do I describe it? So imagine hell like bounce, yeah,
Speaker 4: but like slides.
Speaker 5: I went to bounce once, but that was for my job,
Speaker 5: and I nearly wet my pants.
Speaker 6: And then they not good.
Speaker 4: They held the party rooms where they just packed the
Speaker 4: kids in there, and then some fifteen year old who's
Speaker 4: not being paid award wage wheels in like a big
Speaker 4: tray of nuggets.
Speaker 5: Wait, is that a good party or a not good party.
Speaker 8: No, that's that's not a good party.
Speaker 5: Oh so you buy them a treat kid, Yeah.
Speaker 8: But that's ninety percent of the party. Sea, I'll tell
Speaker 8: you to a place.
Speaker 5: You just said you preferred the low key party.
Speaker 7: No, hang on here, you wants the hammer and the
Speaker 7: tennis cord on the five T cake.
Speaker 1: I'm the magician.
Speaker 8: I'm happy with any party that's a drop and RP chaperone.
Speaker 4: Watch you back if you're hitting a buffet this weekend
Speaker 4: and you see Chapel Although I know she had nothing
Speaker 4: to do with it.
Speaker 7: Do you know what's happened the chapelerone issue? So, first
Speaker 7: of all, there was the saga of the buffet when
Speaker 7: the buffet girl walked past the security gup got crossed.
Speaker 7: I'm starting to think it's maybe a gross security gud.
Speaker 7: But did you say the vision of her in Australia. No,
Speaker 7: some kid was filming and she was walking through the
Speaker 7: airport with a security gun. She tapped him on the
Speaker 7: shold and says how that keeps stop filming and he goes,
Speaker 7: no photos, stop filming.
Speaker 5: One of the biggest stars in the world.
Speaker 7: You're making money off these kids buying your music you
Speaker 7: off if they're taking fun of you in the airport.
Speaker 8: I know, but you do that to me when you're
Speaker 8: at the buffet and I'm trying to film you and
Speaker 8: you're like stop filming.
Speaker 4: It's very similar mea filming you or you think filming
Speaker 4: you at the buffet.
Speaker 5: Oh, I mean as if you.
Speaker 7: Would do that, because you wouldn't put your phone down
Speaker 7: to pick your phone up at the buffet because you'd
Speaker 7: be too busy on your nineteenth corks. So we all
Speaker 7: know that to lie it would never ever ever waste
Speaker 7: your hands on anything other than eating at the buffet.
Speaker 4: I'd have a go pro with the chest place held helmet,
Speaker 4: the helmet. Hey, this is number one hundred. You're on
Speaker 4: the air with Jase and Lauren. We're doing it thanks
Speaker 4: to our mates and shell Ready Express. Hey, Los Clinton
Speaker 4: and I got to do something just absolutely feel good
Speaker 4: this week for the Soul.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: We got to hang out with some of the participants
Speaker 8: from jen U.
Speaker 7: We met some of the genuine legends out some of
Speaker 7: them are in here this morning. Hello Jason, Hello Bree.
Speaker 7: Liam is another friend of ours that we met through GENU,
Speaker 7: who I did an most piece of art with.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Before we get to the art, here's a
Speaker 4: little grab of Lauren and Lauren and Liam hanging out.
Speaker 1: Shave of You by Ed Sharan.
Speaker 2: I'm in love with the shape of you.
Speaker 1: My heart is falling to I'm in love with the
Speaker 1: Lauren body.
Speaker 6: Isn't it funny changing the words?
Speaker 1: Saying funny words?
Speaker 5: All right? Hang on? I'm not sure if Liam was
Speaker 5: throwing shade at me then saying it's funny.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, not at always laughing with no.
Speaker 5: We had a great time together, Liam.
Speaker 4: Whether you are looking for disability support or accommodation, gen
Speaker 4: you can help. GENU is proud to cregate genuinely inclusive communities.
Speaker 4: You can visit Genue dot org dot are you. They're
Speaker 4: an amazing organizedation. The crew that work at GENU top.
Speaker 7: People as well, start for amazing and you know, you
Speaker 7: meet all different people in this job, but the GENU
Speaker 7: guys and the clients at GENU bought are really a
Speaker 7: spark to our hearts, didn't they Ja, So we had
Speaker 7: such a great time and it is a reminder that
Speaker 7: if you can do something fun or something nice for
Speaker 7: someone else, you should always do it.
Speaker 5: You feel great, You.
Speaker 4: Will never feel bad after all, now, and I think
Speaker 4: even the day we did, I think I was just
Speaker 4: I was having one of those crap days. I've been
Speaker 4: up all night with kids waking up and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: And then we got to take the GENU participants splatter
Speaker 4: painting and we just sad that for a couple.
Speaker 8: Of hours and I walked out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we put the artwork photos on our socials Jason Lauren,
Speaker 4: if you want to go and check them out, so
Speaker 4: many nice positive comments.
Speaker 8: Now typical us. We were going to auction them off
Speaker 8: and do a competition.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because we're very competitive for three of us, and
Speaker 7: then when we met our partners in paintings, we can't
Speaker 7: do that.
Speaker 5: See, we can't put them against each other. That's mad.
Speaker 5: Everyone's a winner around here.
Speaker 4: I want to do a big shout out to Claire
Speaker 4: and the crew at Flinder's Lane Gallery because this weekend
Speaker 4: as the collection of Art for Good, our paintings Melody, Emotion,
Speaker 4: Rhythm and Color and Blossoms of Kindness will be on
Speaker 4: display in the art gallery this week.
Speaker 5: And look, we're not going to auction them off because
Speaker 5: we didn't want to be competitive. But if you want
Speaker 5: to buy mine, it is for sale. I will sell
Speaker 5: it to the highest bidder.
Speaker 7: So if you'd like to buy my paint with Lambs
Speaker 7: or Jason's with Jason, or Clints with Bree, just put
Speaker 7: in an offer. We'll sell them and we'll donate it
Speaker 7: back to the charity. But it's not going to be
Speaker 7: an auction. In fact, if someone out there has ten
Speaker 7: grand they want to buy mine, Jesus Escalator, Yeah, ten
Speaker 7: grand's that's the cost of mine with Liambs, donate it
Speaker 7: straight back to Genuine.
Speaker 5: Get in touch.
Speaker 4: We're going to chuck some money in the kitty for
Speaker 4: Genue as well. But a shout out to Flinder's.
Speaker 5: Lake donating some money yep, on behalf of me my painting.
Speaker 8: No, I'm not buying your paint.
Speaker 5: That mean the nova I thought mine was?
Speaker 4: No every painting except yours. Flinder's Laying Gallery if you
Speaker 4: want to go and check it out. We're going to
Speaker 4: donate five thousand bucks to GENU as well. It's an
Speaker 4: amazing organization supporting where you can thank you for being.
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, that is here. If we are out of here,
Speaker 8: go the pies tonight.
Speaker 4: Good luck to my boys in their basketball grand finals
Speaker 4: tomorrow and all the kids that are doing their grand
Speaker 4: finals this weekend.
Speaker 7: Yeah, lots of sports ground finals. It's a bit of
Speaker 7: a wet one today.
Speaker 8: Good luck to the parents' save finals. Don't go your way?
Speaker 7: Oh what happens when kids now? Do we say they
Speaker 7: lose it when they don't win the grand finals?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 8: No, if you make the grand final, you get a
Speaker 8: medal anyway.
Speaker 5: Oh that's all right.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Still someone wins and someone loses, or someone wins and
Speaker 5: someone doesn't win.
Speaker 8: Yeah, someone wins, someone doesn't win.
Speaker 6: There's no losers, and I'm disappointing.
Speaker 8: They're real medals. They're not the chocolate ones.
Speaker 5: You should get that when you don't.
Speaker 8: Hey, have fun at the girlies lunch today?
Speaker 5: How many girls about twenty seven galleys getting together?
Speaker 8: Our thoughts and prayers are with the people at the.
Speaker 5: Table next to you, and thoughts and prayers of our
Speaker 5: husband's mind. When were my God?
Speaker 8: I can imagine I have a great weekend around way.
Speaker 8: We'll see you Monday.
Speaker 6: Bye.
Speaker 8: Thank you and.
Speaker 1: Lauren.
Speaker 7: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials