Speaker 1: We've got get you every day, every adelaides and I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: This. This is hard to get your head around.
Speaker 3: Two pilots reportedly fell asleep for twenty eight minutes on
Speaker 3: a flight through Indonesia.
Speaker 2: What two pilots?
Speaker 3: So what you do is, when you've got two pilots,
Speaker 3: if one falls asleep, you make sure the second one
Speaker 3: doesn't care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a rotation system.
Speaker 3: But then when they both fall asleep, Oh, you're in
Speaker 3: all sorts of things.
Speaker 2: You're really relying to heavily and autopilot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to diminish the role of pilots
Speaker 4: at all, But how much when you fly a plane
Speaker 4: is it all done for you? And how much are
Speaker 4: you genuinely in control?
Speaker 3: I think it's pretty solid, but you don't want to
Speaker 3: rely on it too much, though, do you do?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: According to a prelim report release on the weekend by
Speaker 3: the National Transportation Safety Community, that's a KNKT crazy Christmas parties.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you've ever been to a k
Speaker 3: and KT Christmas party, oh my god, hung over a
Speaker 3: month's weren't itip. Both pilots fell asleep at the same
Speaker 3: time for almost half an hour leading to the plane
Speaker 3: going off course, or one hundred and fifty three passengers
Speaker 3: landed safely in Jakarta and there are no injuries reported.
Speaker 3: But what about when you're sitting there and just stay
Speaker 3: every sort a few minutes, you're waiting for the captain
Speaker 3: to speak and just.
Speaker 2: Nothing. All right, here he goes nothing. Guys are just
Speaker 2: guys are just chucking z's around.
Speaker 4: This nooz Jeremy your awake? Not Stephen awake?
Speaker 3: Oh thirteen twenty four ten. When have you fallen asleep
Speaker 3: at an inappropriate time? Quite randomly? Let's just bring news
Speaker 3: reader Abbey into this. Anything you want to add to
Speaker 3: this particular story. I mean, could you contribute to that question?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon apps?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, a few times. Let's just say I've either.
Speaker 6: Not waken up or I have had a little nap
Speaker 6: at a time that I shouldn't have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it happens.
Speaker 5: It happens when.
Speaker 6: You get up at three o'clock in the morning, three
Speaker 6: thirty in the morning, I'm tired as open.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 7: So yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're the mumped two sausage dogs. It's a
Speaker 4: lot on your plate. Yeah, However, falling asleep on the
Speaker 4: couch here at over while you're supposed to be reading
Speaker 4: the news, I mean question marks. And but you know what,
Speaker 4: at least you had no one else to blame but yourself.
Speaker 4: So if, for example, if you and I, if you
Speaker 4: would have fall asleep while we're supposed to be on air, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I fell asleep at the same time. Yeah, who's
Speaker 4: drugging the ship?
Speaker 3: Well that's a very good point. And you've seen me
Speaker 3: fall asleep. Well, I've been standing up before because I
Speaker 3: can do that. I can absolutely.
Speaker 5: I was I'm yeah, I don't have an excuse.
Speaker 6: I was sick, no one was here, everyone was holidays,
Speaker 6: I was dying, and I just couldn't be bothered.
Speaker 4: No, I don't have an excuse. And then you've just loosed.
Speaker 2: Off eight seventeen excu.
Speaker 3: I remember back in the day when I was Castanova,
Speaker 3: and I would never encourage your sort of behavior. But
Speaker 3: I remember after a really big night. Of course I
Speaker 3: was completely sober. I need to absolutely stamp down on that,
Speaker 3: but I was just a little bit sleep deprived, and
Speaker 3: I remember genuinely behind the wheel out of a traffic light.
Speaker 4: For what we are you driving the Casanova.
Speaker 2: Coat getting woken up by a co casanova a little
Speaker 2: bit dangerous. Yeah, it was a different time, guys, it
Speaker 2: was a different time.
Speaker 4: It was Andrew.
Speaker 5: Jody.
Speaker 6: Surely with two jobs and four children, you've had a
Speaker 6: snooze at an inappropriate time.
Speaker 4: I have to say. On Saturday night when the whole
Speaker 4: family was over for a barbecue, there was like a
Speaker 4: little outdoor couch and one of my kids said to me, Mum,
Speaker 4: every time I looked over at you, you were like blinking,
Speaker 4: like trying to stay awake. There are moments like that.
Speaker 4: There's no question it's good, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten? When you have you fallen asleep
Speaker 3: at an inappropriate time? Because sometimes sleeps just whacks your
Speaker 3: right between the face. Also, we've got some tickets to
Speaker 3: see the beautiful Joel Crease in his brand new comedy
Speaker 3: show and Boom for the Best Call.
Speaker 4: Do you know when you have fallen asleep in an
Speaker 4: inappropriate time?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Time time I start talking about my netball team. He's
Speaker 4: going to a good morning. Amber who fell asleep at
Speaker 4: an inappropriate moment?
Speaker 8: That's my partner, Dylan. He's from the UK and he
Speaker 8: used to work in the police And yeah, he was
Speaker 8: on a night shift and there was this emergency call
Speaker 8: through which they were on the way to. But he
Speaker 8: must have been coming down with something because he was
Speaker 8: feeling flat and he fell asleep on the way and
Speaker 8: he woke up to all like the blue lights and
Speaker 8: the sirens and people in handcuffed and he basically missed
Speaker 8: the whole thing.
Speaker 2: So what was he Was he in the front seat
Speaker 2: or what was going on?
Speaker 8: He must have been lea the passenger. So he just
Speaker 8: said asleep in the front and everyone else handled it.
Speaker 3: So you said he's a former cop, that he's dismissal
Speaker 3: or he just moved on to a different job, and
Speaker 3: he did.
Speaker 9: It in the UK.
Speaker 8: Now he's in Australia.
Speaker 4: He got deported. Wow, thank you so much. You're in
Speaker 4: the running for first class and fifty K just for
Speaker 4: being on air pat who fell asleep at an inopportune time.
Speaker 9: I used to work in the family court for many years,
Speaker 9: and you know, when your blood sugar gets lowered around
Speaker 9: three o'clock in the afternoon and you're listen to boring
Speaker 9: cross examination, I'd fall asleep in front of the litigants
Speaker 9: and the parties and then you know, and that was
Speaker 9: always very embarrassing, so you start to develop some tactics
Speaker 9: like I'd eat the inside of my cheek, or I'd
Speaker 9: have ice water in front of me just to keep awake.
Speaker 3: Out so you would not off quite on the red,
Speaker 3: or you'd always stop yourself.
Speaker 9: Well, sometimes I'd doze off and then that would be embarrassing,
Speaker 9: and then other times you'd be biting the inside of
Speaker 9: my cheek to the point where it bled. Just stay awake.
Speaker 4: Quite often in court, look at the sheriff's officers and
Speaker 4: their shifts are quite small, short. But my god, sometimes
Speaker 4: I think to our not nodding off.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, And we used to have to make sure
Speaker 9: that the judge always had ice water as well, because
Speaker 9: they would doze off at times as well.
Speaker 3: Guilty, what that wakes you up?
Speaker 2: I'm getting vibes in the Simpsons.
Speaker 3: You know that episode you probably don't know Joe's where
Speaker 3: it's Upo's involved and home is in court and he's asleep.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, good, Yes, I'd like to bring something to
Speaker 2: their goods.
Speaker 5: Dan, give those glasses to the bailiff.
Speaker 2: You just need to get those.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. Danny who fell asleep at the
Speaker 4: wrong time.
Speaker 10: Well after We had a four day pass with the clipstore,
Speaker 10: and by day three I just needed a little nap
Speaker 10: under the tree.
Speaker 4: At Okay, Danny, how on earth are you falling asleep
Speaker 4: with the noise of those supergaass.
Speaker 10: Going very easy, really not out for an hour, and then.
Speaker 9: I was good to go.
Speaker 4: Good on you.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, that's awesome. You can sleep through the noise
Speaker 2: of clips.
Speaker 4: You can sleep through oh my gosh. Not sure, Danny.
Speaker 4: Did you sleep with those what are those fighter JITs
Speaker 4: that go pass?
Speaker 10: Quite possibly? I don't remember seeing them.
Speaker 4: So maybe well done, Emilia. I when did you fall asleep?
Speaker 11: Weding guys?
Speaker 12: After a big night out? I had basically a specialist
Speaker 12: appointment at the at the eye specialists, and then I
Speaker 12: ended up, like you know, sitting in his chair, and
Speaker 12: then I just was dozing off, and as a person
Speaker 12: is as Immet is trying to wake me up and saying, hey,
Speaker 12: you're I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm alright, so I know
Speaker 12: you're you're snoring. I was, oh, sorry, it's just when
Speaker 12: they was shining the bright light though in my eyes.
Speaker 12: I just kept dozing off, and because I had a
Speaker 12: late night the night before, and it just kept happening.
Speaker 12: So I forty five minute appointment was turned into like
Speaker 12: an hour and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So really they didn't jam your eyes I opened?
Speaker 2: Did they?
Speaker 3: So every time they're trying to look at your eyes
Speaker 3: and you were like just blinking off.
Speaker 12: I'm trying to keep my eyes open. But then they're
Speaker 12: just rolling back and I'm just like just going like snoring,
Speaker 12: and then they nudge me, saying you're falling asleep. I'm like,
Speaker 12: oh no, no, I'm not, like, yeah, you're snoring. And
Speaker 12: I was like what I.
Speaker 4: Love that They're trying to test Amelio's eyes and they're like, Emelio,
Speaker 4: can you read the bottom line over there? What are
Speaker 4: you saying? Just black mates?
Speaker 2: Just like.
Speaker 1: PA's where you're waking up to Adelaide The news today,
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Speaker 4: Those snooziness. This is where we ripped through all the
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Speaker 4: this morning. Let's go to Abbey in the newsroom.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 6: So obviously the very hot weather didn't really stop us
Speaker 6: from not enjoying the mad March long weekend they reckon
Speaker 6: more than seven thousand headed to Moufatville to watch Adelaide
Speaker 6: Cup which is good. All of the pictures I saw
Speaker 6: from Womad there were all of everyone there, which was great.
Speaker 5: And then obviously the fringe is still running as well.
Speaker 6: Temperatures though it got down to about twenty eight overnight
Speaker 6: in the city. At twelve thirty, it was still thirty one,
Speaker 6: and then it dropped to about year twenty eight twenty
Speaker 6: seven around three o'clock when I was getting up. So yeah,
Speaker 6: it's still still a hot one. We're not going to
Speaker 6: see much relief until Thursday. Thursday, it's set to drop
Speaker 6: to twenty four, so that's good. Yeah, but yeah, thirty
Speaker 6: four again today, another thirty. I think it's thirty two tomorrow,
Speaker 6: so nice and hot.
Speaker 4: What were crowds like at womat because everyone was like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be so hot.
Speaker 6: Apparently they moved a lot of stuff around so there
Speaker 6: was more things in shade. Didn't see much to do
Speaker 6: with the bat situation. Didn't see too many fooling and
Speaker 6: people posting about it.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be knee deep.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's kind of how it came across, to be honest.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I didn't see too many people reporting back
Speaker 6: on the that situation.
Speaker 5: So hopefully they're still okay.
Speaker 4: All the people going around collecting the bat bins from
Speaker 4: the weaken like, oh nothing nothing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry, we'll find out a bit more today. We'll
Speaker 6: find out some numbers as well.
Speaker 5: It's just a bit early, so just waiting for everyone
Speaker 5: to wake up and.
Speaker 4: Give us that. People at the cup yesterday too, Yes
Speaker 4: I saw that. Yeah it was packed all right. Kate
Speaker 4: Middleton conspiracy theories please discuss. It's incredible. So the last
Speaker 4: time she was seen was just December twenty five, Christmas Day.
Speaker 4: Who would have known what was about to unfold with
Speaker 4: Cape Middleton. So then the Palace several weeks later announced
Speaker 4: that she'd had a dominal surgery, so all the gossip
Speaker 4: has been swirling since then. She's had a Brazilian butt lift,
Speaker 4: she's going on Love Island. She had a fringe cut
Speaker 4: and now she's growing it out because she hates it.
Speaker 13: That's where we are, and.
Speaker 2: Now that's probably quite believable for a woman.
Speaker 4: Yes it is. Oh my god, I look awful with
Speaker 4: a fridge. I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 3: For someone who you know, whatever she does in every
Speaker 3: single situation, she's getting a photographed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you had a bad haircut. You'd be like,
Speaker 2: right for a couple of.
Speaker 4: Months, and now there's a photo that's been released, but
Speaker 4: no one's running it, like Reuter's or the news agencies
Speaker 4: the same. We can't. That's against our doctoring policy because
Speaker 4: they're saying it's all been photoshopped, which it has. Clearly
Speaker 4: you can see there's something a bit amiss with her hand,
Speaker 4: like a Kardashian photo that's always a bit warped at
Speaker 4: some point because they've messed with it so much, And
Speaker 4: now people are saying that's not even her, she's been
Speaker 4: photo shopped in from a Vogue cover shoot from years ago. Like,
Speaker 4: what is going on?
Speaker 2: I'd love it if it was a family fate of mine,
Speaker 2: they'd be.
Speaker 3: Like, Oh, it's definitely AI, because the daughter's wearing shoes
Speaker 3: on the wrong feet.
Speaker 2: It just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or maybe lot he just likes to select her
Speaker 4: own clothing and put it on her feet. So that's
Speaker 4: where we're at with Cape Middleton.
Speaker 3: Watch this space, AI, what an excuse for everything?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 3: Susie's spend the next thirty seconds or so just saluting
Speaker 3: Alex Carrey and what he did yesterday over the weekend
Speaker 3: frustrated cricket team. It's just ridiculous because he's had no
Speaker 3: right to win that, by the way, and you're looking
Speaker 3: at me like you're not quite you're not as interested
Speaker 3: in this as you should.
Speaker 4: Be, because I'll tell you why. The NBL Finals are on,
Speaker 4: so I'm interested in that. And also we've just ripped
Speaker 4: into footage season, so cricket's a little bit low on
Speaker 4: my round.
Speaker 3: You're very much kidding me. You're going to say you're
Speaker 3: going to put the mbol finals, the playoffs, which we
Speaker 3: don't have a team in there. You're going to put
Speaker 3: that above Alex Carey scoring ninety eight, not out carrying Australia. Yes,
Speaker 3: so what will now be a pretty famous victory over
Speaker 3: the keyword Yes?
Speaker 4: You know why because because basketball is exciting and it's
Speaker 4: two hours, and it's run and one and it's entertainment
Speaker 4: from start to finish.
Speaker 6: Cricket, however, goes through about eight hours every day. We
Speaker 6: may not have a team in there, but the jack Jumpers.
Speaker 4: Thank you there, Tazzy jack Jumpers, the Jackies, we love them.
Speaker 5: We're on.
Speaker 3: Is this what I think? Thank you ladies. This is
Speaker 3: what it feels like when I talk to you about sports.
Speaker 2: You don't care about feelings. It's a real shallow, empty feeling.
Speaker 4: Oh you can't tell me Will Magnet isn't an entertainment machine.
Speaker 2: I definitely can.
Speaker 4: I definitely can do say that to his face.
Speaker 6: Do you know how bad this is? I didn't even
Speaker 6: know that there was cricket on. Yeah, I got in
Speaker 6: this morning and went, oh, far out there was cricket on. No,
Speaker 6: bo didn't watch it over the whole weekend.
Speaker 2: Bloody busy with the general.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was very busy.
Speaker 2: There. That is your post.
Speaker 4: It you watch the cricket because you were having relations
Speaker 4: with the peacock, and.
Speaker 2: The peacock were busy between the sheets sheets.
Speaker 5: It was too hot for sheep.
Speaker 3: Spirit spirits of details that it's right now. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: it just rose about thirty.
Speaker 4: Eight degrees ever had feathers against your skin.
Speaker 3: And that goady believeable stuff. I'm just going to put
Speaker 3: this out there straight away. Who does the budgeting at
Speaker 3: your house?
Speaker 4: Husband?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right? Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 4: Because he's good at that stuff, and he's a man
Speaker 4: who is very adept at a spreadsheet, and that is sexy.
Speaker 2: Yeah is it?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 4: There you go anyone. If you're a bloke and you
Speaker 4: can use Excel, I probably want to jump in.
Speaker 2: Wow. Who saw that coming? Not me?
Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be something physical, like
Speaker 3: if you could work an aile gun, or you could
Speaker 3: do something nuts, or to trade e.
Speaker 4: Based skun Excel spreadsheet.
Speaker 2: Love it because I had all those nerves are picking
Speaker 2: up right now, Like.
Speaker 11: Finally lif wed beautiful, skinny, soft hands, he says.
Speaker 4: Jimney accountant who's been tapping away at his computer for years.
Speaker 4: He's like, finally I'm wanted.
Speaker 3: Finally Physically, he's just not what stereotypically a woman wants.
Speaker 3: But finally Tim's like, I'm on, I'm on, I'm too old. Well,
Speaker 3: then you're going against the grain if you guys were
Speaker 3: living in Japan. In Japan, traditional gender roles strongly influence
Speaker 3: household finances, with wives typically managing budgets even when both
Speaker 3: partners work.
Speaker 4: Wow, so wives are allocating allowances.
Speaker 3: Yes, and one hundred percent. I could quite as a
Speaker 3: live in Japan. Yeah, paradis everything caundoms are budgeting. She
Speaker 3: gives me a weekly allowance. Oh, a certain amount of
Speaker 3: money and it's not much, by the way, goes into
Speaker 3: my can every single week. That's how much I can use.
Speaker 3: And that's not just at her request, but it's also
Speaker 3: at my request as well. Okay, because I'm not a
Speaker 3: smart I was about saying, I'm not a smart man,
Speaker 3: not a smat even say smart.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm not good with money at all?
Speaker 4: No, right, and so what are you spending your money on?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I eat out too much first and foremost you should
Speaker 3: do you know when people say, oh, he's fifty bucks,
Speaker 3: it's your last fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: What would you use?
Speaker 3: And so I say, oh, I'd adverse that I do
Speaker 3: this and this, I'd be like, no, I'm going to
Speaker 3: spend forty bucks on a big, hearty breakfast, because once
Speaker 3: I've got a big, beautiful breakfast, eggs, bake.
Speaker 2: And all the other sides, then I can come up
Speaker 2: with the planet.
Speaker 4: Got ten bucks left to sort your life out?
Speaker 2: You got ten bucks, then you probably get a juice,
Speaker 2: maybe cut the coffee.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then you're like, oh, ten bucks left, God,
Speaker 4: that halloomy looks delicious.
Speaker 13: Chuck that on there, it's all good.
Speaker 2: Put that on there as well.
Speaker 3: Now I completely agree with this, and yeah, I would
Speaker 3: understand as well, how you're not good at budgeting for example.
Speaker 3: For example, and once again, bless you, bless you jokes.
Speaker 3: But when you've got free range to your bank account,
Speaker 3: you bought me this ridiculous stuff, and this is all
Speaker 3: you're always going to come back to this.
Speaker 2: You brought me this, this.
Speaker 3: Ridiculous stuff from gold Coast which is supposed to help
Speaker 3: my manky feet. But you bought it off a spoke
Speaker 3: on the side of the street whose name was what
Speaker 3: Jim or Barry or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know his phone numbers on there. Feel free
Speaker 4: to call him if you're not happy with the product
Speaker 4: and you've still got fungal infection on your.
Speaker 2: Big toe, well I still very much do. I think
Speaker 2: it might be getting worse. Well, also, this number doesn't exist.
Speaker 13: That is bad because that was my last sixty bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, and now Jim is enjoying a delicious breakfast
Speaker 3: with all the side.
Speaker 5: Now that's a job.
Speaker 2: That was a joke. That's a joke, jobs a terrible job. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is how you start your week off.
Speaker 3: And given we usually do this on a Monday, it's
Speaker 3: just had a bit of a sleepover and now we're
Speaker 3: doing the Monday morning joke off on Tuesday, Oh.
Speaker 4: It's woken up tired. You know when your kids have
Speaker 4: a sleepover and they go to sleep at one am.
Speaker 4: The next day, the parents hand them back to you
Speaker 4: and you're like, what what have you done?
Speaker 2: What have you done? Kids fed sugar and didn't let you.
Speaker 4: Slate's like a feral beast right now.
Speaker 2: The genuine little sugar junkies.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Anyway, so the joke off, that's the mood it's
Speaker 4: in this morning.
Speaker 3: Yes, which seamlessly brings a news reader abby in morning morning.
Speaker 4: Speaking of moods, how we tracking after a long weekend?
Speaker 5: I didn't have to work all long weekend for once,
Speaker 5: so it was nice.
Speaker 2: Very refreshing.
Speaker 4: Good. You should be up and about.
Speaker 2: No comment? Who wants to go first? Joe to kick
Speaker 2: it on?
Speaker 4: I can if you like, sure, all right, we'll guess
Speaker 4: what happened over the weekend. What I just got like
Speaker 4: hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident. Yeah, I know you.
Speaker 4: They put me in ic U A.
Speaker 2: Separate the letters. That's pretty good, I did.
Speaker 4: They're stealing a joke of into it.
Speaker 2: Yeap, that is classic.
Speaker 3: I'll give it a bit of a crack now if
Speaker 3: you don't mind, and it will build up to you,
Speaker 3: perhaps because you're always so strong, willing and courageous in
Speaker 3: the space.
Speaker 5: I think mine's quite long today, and I think I'm
Speaker 5: going to get fired.
Speaker 3: So you say that every week, You say it every week,
Speaker 3: So how about you actually walk the walk this week.
Speaker 3: Mine's more of a statement too, if I'm honest with you.
Speaker 3: So look, I'm just gonna throw some sums at you.
Speaker 3: If special happy cuddles with three people is called a threesome,
Speaker 3: especially special happy times with mum and dad with four
Speaker 3: people is called it foursome, and I guess now it's
Speaker 3: clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Speaker 2: You get it, she doesn't get it.
Speaker 5: As I was going to do this joke to you today,
Speaker 5: but I went enough because it's too dirty.
Speaker 2: I'll rote it fast to your first Abby.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was girnie handsome.
Speaker 6: Why would they called hazy handsome? I don't understand if
Speaker 6: a threesome is a fowesome is handsome?
Speaker 2: But it's fun, isn't it? All right? Clean us up?
Speaker 4: But we're already in the gutter.
Speaker 5: Abs, I can't believe I was going to do that.
Speaker 6: And actually, yeah, anyway, okay, so there's two people they're
Speaker 6: getting a little bit older, and they're sort of hard
Speaker 6: of hearing. Okay, they're having some problems in the bedroom.
Speaker 6: So they go to a psychologist and they say, you know,
Speaker 6: we're having some issues, blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: What can we do?
Speaker 6: And she said, well, you both sort of getting to
Speaker 6: the point where you're hard of hearing, so you need
Speaker 6: to come up with a non verbal way to talk
Speaker 6: to each other when you're feeling in the mood. So
Speaker 6: the woman says, okay, well, how about if you want
Speaker 6: to or if you sorry, if you don't want, She
Speaker 6: says to her partner, if you don't want, you know,
Speaker 6: adult cuddles, reach around and grab my boob and press
Speaker 6: it once, and she goes, if you do want to
Speaker 6: reach around grab it twice. And the guy's like, yeah, okay, cool,
Speaker 6: no problems.
Speaker 4: Fairly straightforward.
Speaker 6: So he says then to her, okay, with me, maybe
Speaker 6: with me, maybe with me, reach around once and grab
Speaker 6: my undercarriage if you don't want it. But if you
Speaker 6: do reach around and grab it fifty times, she gets,
Speaker 6: I reckon, he'd.
Speaker 5: Still be pretty happy.
Speaker 4: I love that the person who laughed at hardest at
Speaker 4: that joke was Abby, because it was funny.
Speaker 3: Oh do you know it's always arm as really really lame,
Speaker 3: cheesy jokes.
Speaker 7: That's it, boy, Tom, I was gonna say, Jody.
Speaker 2: Tom Wren joins us next to wrap up the Weekend
Speaker 2: the Weekend.
Speaker 7: Sports rap.
Speaker 4: Up about this segment so very much, the fact that
Speaker 4: you're a sports reporter, you could easily handle any sport
Speaker 4: that is thrown at us on the weekend, But because
Speaker 4: you love Tommy so much, we have to get him
Speaker 4: in each and every week to talk about sports too.
Speaker 2: Is better than one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you put these two beautiful my brains together, anything
Speaker 3: could be so I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 4: We were just sitting on the couch then during the
Speaker 4: song and Tommy was rubbing your leg like it was
Speaker 4: the most natural thing in the world.
Speaker 2: Just give me inspiration.
Speaker 4: That's what we do.
Speaker 2: It's our way. I've given each other a peptal.
Speaker 7: He's up and about now a.
Speaker 2: Spring in his step.
Speaker 3: Now, welcome ready, Hey, let's get straight into a bit
Speaker 3: of footy. Obviously it started last week, but for us
Speaker 3: it starts this week.
Speaker 11: It sort of felt like it was an okay start.
Speaker 11: Not sure if they should do it every season, worth
Speaker 11: a crack, but I don't think it was an overall
Speaker 11: massive winner. Was it the opening round? It was okay,
Speaker 11: a bit underwhelming. The Thursday night game Friday night was
Speaker 11: a cracker Brisbane Carlton. But look they tried it. They've
Speaker 11: done it four games on the weekend. We've got the
Speaker 11: full gamut this weekend Crows and Port of course playing.
Speaker 11: But a bit of a blow for Port Adelaide with
Speaker 11: Oli layd out with that broken leg. I guess it
Speaker 11: solves the issue of how they're going to fit all
Speaker 11: those tuol forwards in. They don't have to play Lord
Speaker 11: for at least six weeks. But disappointing because he looked
Speaker 11: like he had had a pretty good preseason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and came off the track as well. And isn't
Speaker 3: it funny when if you go to the and get
Speaker 3: a scan and they tell you're out for eight weeks
Speaker 3: and it's actually relief. So on his way, the report
Speaker 3: was that they were so confident that he'd done an
Speaker 3: ACL and then gets a scan back it's a cractivia
Speaker 3: with a little bit of bone bruising, which isn't great,
Speaker 3: but very very repairrable and no sort of aftermak It's
Speaker 3: eight weeks.
Speaker 11: Actually not a bad results That's pretty good, isn't it.
Speaker 11: So you know, second half of the season he should
Speaker 11: be available. He's only young twenty one. I mean we
Speaker 11: saw in that final against Brisbane last year. He's got games.
Speaker 11: So hopefully they get him back and he can make
Speaker 11: a real impact second half.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the first half round was really weird. It was
Speaker 4: like being a little bit pregnant, like you.
Speaker 11: Either you're in or you're out, totally with you, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 11: it was really weird. It was bizarre, great result for
Speaker 11: Gold Coast and didn't GWS make a big statement against
Speaker 11: colin Wood. They looked outstanding in that game. Thoughts on
Speaker 11: Mason Cox bizarre. If you're going to pick a target
Speaker 11: of someone to run into, don't go into. Shane Mumford
Speaker 11: spot on.
Speaker 3: I think it's going to all emerge that and I
Speaker 3: know he did the whole Suger my podcasts for my
Speaker 3: version of events and everything, but it seems like what's
Speaker 3: going to eventually come out today is that GWS took
Speaker 3: one of their balls and then Mason Cox went and
Speaker 3: grabbed the ball while they were using it near little
Speaker 3: rut contests, so he basically took the ball back, but
Speaker 3: still it.
Speaker 7: Was just clumsy, wasn't it. It was a bizarre incident.
Speaker 11: Look, I don't think there'll be too much to come
Speaker 11: out of it, but I think he's probably lucky that
Speaker 11: the Big Mummy didn't fire up or you know, grab
Speaker 11: me a choker hold or something.
Speaker 4: Can I just say what everyone's thinking. I don't like
Speaker 4: Mason Cox.
Speaker 2: Oh what we love Mason Cox? Everyone, Mason Cox? What's
Speaker 2: your problem?
Speaker 7: I think joke might be with the majority.
Speaker 3: Actually, as everything we'll talk about, I know, to stitch up.
Speaker 4: Certainly that's not what you were saying during the songs,
Speaker 4: was it?
Speaker 3: Look a bit of fun from the big fella and
Speaker 3: Taylor Walker, yes, being the big fellas well.
Speaker 7: Back spasms, A little bit worried he's thirty three.
Speaker 11: Look, he was so good last year, you know, arguably
Speaker 11: his best every year in the competition, all Australian, but
Speaker 11: slight concern. Did look a little bit ginger yesterday at training.
Speaker 11: Hopefully he should be our I think you'll play. But
Speaker 11: that's a bit of a watch this week for the
Speaker 11: Crows fans.
Speaker 3: Question with that, notice, Ronnie is Taylor Walker the Crow's
Speaker 3: most important player and given as well, you've got blokes
Speaker 3: like Jordan Dawson playing.
Speaker 7: I think he probably is huge.
Speaker 11: That said, I actually think gamble responsibly Jordan Dawson for
Speaker 11: the brown Low is a very very good chance this season.
Speaker 4: Speaking of gambling, did you have a little punt on
Speaker 4: the cup yesterday? Tom Ren?
Speaker 13: I know you're part of a little.
Speaker 4: Little group there where you all like to have a
Speaker 4: little flutter responsibly.
Speaker 11: A lot of groups actually, and then one on my
Speaker 11: own which goes pretty badly. But yeah, great ride. I
Speaker 11: was disappointed for Jamie Carr and the murray Bridge connections
Speaker 11: will be mcgilvrayin Dan Clark. But a great run by
Speaker 11: Harry Coffee. That was a really good race, good crowd
Speaker 11: out there. They're doing a lot of good things essay racing.
Speaker 11: So it was a fantastic day and at a great race,
Speaker 11: a really thrilling results. So well onto all of the
Speaker 11: connections yesterday for acceleration very nice.
Speaker 4: Indeed, Hey, before we let you.
Speaker 3: Get out of here, you know the drill. I know
Speaker 3: it's not Monday, but it's Tuesday. We've carried the Monday
Speaker 3: morning joke off over.
Speaker 2: So what have you got for us?
Speaker 11: Well, this one is worth the wait. So what do
Speaker 11: you call a pony with a sore throat, a little horse.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yes, we've come off the long.
Speaker 4: Run for that, Bob.
Speaker 2: Be worth a year and a half way ready, thank you?
Speaker 7: Oh goodness, I'll see myself out.
Speaker 2: All right, there she is produces.
Speaker 4: We've just been told not to abuse the adjudicator this week.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 2: I tell you not to do it.
Speaker 1: Someone else has had to intervene stop doing it.
Speaker 2: I like Joe's with the team optioning it. She said,
Speaker 2: we've been told.
Speaker 4: It's definitely you're Can I just confess something. I've had
Speaker 4: two big coffees this morning and it's messed with my
Speaker 4: central nervous systems, so my anxiety is.
Speaker 2: Through the roof. Is good?
Speaker 4: No, it's not genuinely No, it's got the other way.
Speaker 1: So I think if we're reading between the lines, hazy,
Speaker 1: be nice is what Janie's saying.
Speaker 4: Be nice, Okay, just don't be your normal obnoxious self
Speaker 4: in this.
Speaker 2: I have very dare You've got to go to the
Speaker 2: scene with full on confidence.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 4: If this is the first time you're listening, this is
Speaker 4: how it works. Two songs have been orchestralized, and we've
Speaker 4: got two people playing with us this morning.
Speaker 1: Yes, for one hundred dollars faster passed about Joe. We've
Speaker 1: got Libby from mod Bring North on Team Hazy.
Speaker 4: She did choose Hazy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, interesting choice living.
Speaker 1: And then Teresa from Angle Whale has got team Jody
Speaker 1: this morning Let's die. There you go, Theresa, Okay, everything cross,
Speaker 1: let's go Livey might have chosen Hazy, but Theresa had
Speaker 1: your back in that moment.
Speaker 4: Really nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, someone, let's go and go.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Joy, that's lady, poker face face pok girl.
Speaker 2: I will accept for the.
Speaker 4: Shuttling Gaga part of the chorus.
Speaker 1: That was a really strong start from Addie.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even close work it out.
Speaker 1: You had that face on that you've got when there's
Speaker 1: really not much going on between the resting confused face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, genuinely looking in different directions. There's dribble coming out
Speaker 3: of my ears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good, but that's strong lead from song
Speaker 1: number two.
Speaker 2: SCA the Times or stuff like that. Sure, a tough one, bonjer,
Speaker 2: it's my life.
Speaker 13: He's got a nice sleeps where you get that.
Speaker 2: I had to sing it for a little while.
Speaker 4: But also I love that you turned and you pointed
Speaker 4: to me and said that was good bye me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was good by you.
Speaker 1: That was a tough one, as if in this space
Speaker 1: we're going to go to you a bit of price
Speaker 1: for a bit of affirmation. I love it when this happens.
Speaker 1: It's a time breaker. Really Okay, all right for the
Speaker 1: wind song number three, let's go.
Speaker 4: Jody Rianna Umbrella, She's gone.
Speaker 2: Jodey, Jody Joy. There you go to raison.
Speaker 13: Wow, I'm gonna have two coffees every week and.
Speaker 4: Be off my face.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Which brings us to five apiece.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: This is tensely exciting, intensely close content.
Speaker 1: It's nice to be closed this year.
Speaker 4: A bit of a blowout last year. We've touched on that.
Speaker 4: There's no need. We can just move forward.
Speaker 3: You really found yourself or maybe I'm just not trying,
Speaker 3: you know, I wish, I wish that was a case.
Speaker 2: So I'm trying my hardest. At no stage in two
Speaker 2: of those.
Speaker 3: Songs that I O would pick up a sint this
Speaker 3: little this little music houn, I couldn't even pick up
Speaker 3: a sceint.
Speaker 7: They were tricky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bonjob was a good get. We we're done.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, it's five apiece glowy like an absolute.
Speaker 4: Ess what it was a big party yesterday Andrew Hayes,
Speaker 4: and that was the Adelaide Cup down at Morphordville.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was look at them. They're all safe, by
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 4: Yes, there was a little bit of concern over the horses,
Speaker 4: just because it was nudging forty degrees, but we were
Speaker 4: sort of up close that we were at the finish
Speaker 4: line actually just watching the horses. And they did a
Speaker 4: really good job in the sense that the horses came out,
Speaker 4: they got them onto the track, they raced, they got
Speaker 4: them off, and there were fans everywhere. They were misters.
Speaker 4: They hosed them down and I spoke to the organizers
Speaker 4: and no horses were treated throughout the day for heat
Speaker 4: exhaustion or anything like that, so that was good. But
Speaker 4: it was a fun day and people flocked down to
Speaker 4: Morphotvielle despite the heat, and it was really cool. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So what people wearing and particularly the bikes, were guys
Speaker 3: in full suits.
Speaker 4: Nah, that's full No, definitely not the guy's shirts pants
Speaker 4: as a maximum. No one was wearing a jacket, any shorts,
Speaker 4: not that I saw.
Speaker 3: If ever there was a time to break the shorts out,
Speaker 3: it was yesterday. Surely when it's like thirty out degrees.
Speaker 4: But it was an interesting situation because by the time
Speaker 4: I got there, it was pretty late in the day
Speaker 4: and there were a few fizzy lemonades that had been consumed.
Speaker 4: And I was there with my mother in law, and
Speaker 4: my mother in law is Jamie Carter, Jockey's auntie, so
Speaker 4: there's a family connection for us, so that's why we
Speaker 4: went along to support her. Yesterday, she had an absolute belt,
Speaker 4: had a couple of winners, a couple of seconds, couple
Speaker 4: of thirds, just not the cup.
Speaker 2: Just not the cup. She lost by a bees you
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it was literally a nose in it. And
Speaker 4: I was a little nervous because I love my mother
Speaker 4: in law, but she doesn't drink, and she was surrounded
Speaker 4: by a lot of blokes who'd had a skin full.
Speaker 4: And so there was a bit of feedback during the
Speaker 4: cup when Jamie lost, and there are a few people
Speaker 4: behind us sort of yelling stuff, I want my money back,
Speaker 4: car and all this sort of stuff. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 4: she won you a bit across the course of the day,
Speaker 4: but anyway, and I was like getting sitting there, going, oh,
Speaker 4: please don't say anything stupid, Please don't force me into
Speaker 4: a position where I'm going to have to turn around
Speaker 4: and say, oh, you pull your head in. So that
Speaker 4: was fine. The feedback was okay, and everyone was actually
Speaker 4: in good spirits. The biggest feedback I got of the day, however,
Speaker 4: was when I went to the bar to get a
Speaker 4: drink and someone came up behind me and said, in
Speaker 4: my ear, Oi, you lay off my mate, Hazy.
Speaker 3: That's finally, finally the feedback has.
Speaker 4: Reached Boa called Harry, that's your mate came up to
Speaker 4: me and had a crack, and I literally turned around
Speaker 4: to him and said, mate, I get paid money to
Speaker 4: take the PI double five out of him, and I
Speaker 4: will continue to do it.
Speaker 2: No, please keep on fighting a good fight.
Speaker 3: Well done, Harry, because this stern conversation needs to be had,
Speaker 3: probably the kind close doors and not after a three
Speaker 3: few thousand pink lemonades.
Speaker 2: But still, ah, thank you Harry.
Speaker 4: Finally, Oh are you are your little feelings hurt? Because
Speaker 4: my other feedback to Harry was he dishes out a
Speaker 4: little bit so he can learn to take it. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much.
Speaker 2: It comes back, It comes back just a little bit
Speaker 2: the other way. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4: Anyway, We'll sing in.
Speaker 3: The newsroom as well, yesterday watching Jamie Carr and then
Speaker 3: we were like, well she didn't win. Now, what on
Speaker 3: earth are we going to use for break words? You
Speaker 3: know those little words that come up in the screen.
Speaker 3: It's already locked in fast car kah.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, what the hell did we get to date?
Speaker 3: Faster fe on Adelade's over, No one one, it's Jodie
Speaker 3: and Hazy coming up next, jode'es.
Speaker 2: We might just recap on what were songs? A song? Songs?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Can we? And well done on you for getting
Speaker 4: through that whole break and not suggesting that your nickname
Speaker 4: is horse opportunity.
Speaker 2: Last, we're gone back in time on this Daisy.
Speaker 3: Tuesday sweety. Time for a little trip down memory flay.
Speaker 3: Let's go back to the twelfth of March eighteen ninety four,
Speaker 3: first bottles of Coca cola went on sale.
Speaker 4: Oh I finally someone would have a sip of thatsh
Speaker 4: it sales would take off globally and they could make
Speaker 4: it a little bit of cash.
Speaker 2: Potential. There isn't that, Yeah, there's genuine potential. I would
Speaker 2: like to know how many liters of Coca cola I've
Speaker 2: consumed over my work.
Speaker 4: You're a big coke drinker.
Speaker 2: I certainly was in my young days.
Speaker 4: I'm a big cocon sugar girl.
Speaker 2: Probably one to day really. Yeah, So that's a lot
Speaker 2: when you add it up. And now we're at the
Speaker 2: stage and we're a five year old and a three
Speaker 2: year old and they want coke. We're trying to hide
Speaker 2: up from.
Speaker 4: The I know we have a very strict only a
Speaker 4: little bit of coke on the weekends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sometimes, it's a sometimes drink.
Speaker 4: It is a sometimes drink.
Speaker 3: That's my three year old daughter with love, a little bit,
Speaker 3: just a little glass of coke with breakfast.
Speaker 4: Did she come and say, Mummy, lets me Yeah.
Speaker 2: Mum, lets me have coke for breakfast.
Speaker 3: Now, I don't know a lot about your mother and
Speaker 3: my will slash my wife, but I know for a
Speaker 3: fact that she would not give you Coca cola for breakfast,
Speaker 3: okay or whatever. Two thousand and two animated film ice
Speaker 3: Age premieres A Damn Squirrel, pla pesky squirrel.
Speaker 4: God, He's a nuisance.
Speaker 3: Twenty twelve, A Hunger Games the starring Jennifer Lawrence premieres Can.
Speaker 2: I Get something off my chest? I've never seen the
Speaker 2: Hunger Games.
Speaker 4: I've seen it a little bit. But I don't really
Speaker 4: like watching shows where the aim is to make people
Speaker 4: kill each other. I'm just not about it.
Speaker 2: It's just so wholesome. Much.
Speaker 4: I'm not wholesome. I just like shows that make me
Speaker 4: feel good.
Speaker 3: You know, you're like a giant fan of Succession, Yeah,
Speaker 3: which is a show based on family hatred in a
Speaker 3: family feuding.
Speaker 4: That's true. There's a place for.
Speaker 2: It, money, greed and everything that comes with it, all
Speaker 2: the nasty things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm bleeping' Servroy. She's got some tu it.
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 3: One song on this Day back in March twelve, two
Speaker 3: thousand and four was Yeah by Usher, and you thought, well,
Speaker 3: this song could get some legs.
Speaker 2: Who knows, maybe it'd be a bit of a hit
Speaker 2: for the great Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but also like, what about him coming up in
Speaker 4: the name of the song, someone's just walked down the
Speaker 4: street and gone, oh, yeah, there's our.
Speaker 2: Show, and he's got yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she
Speaker 2: goes her, little John, what should we call it? And
Speaker 2: he goes, what it's weird to call it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then little John goes, okay, hold, he's trying to
Speaker 2: get a little beer.
Speaker 13: You're down on the look