WEBVTT - ✈️ WORST FLIGHTMARE | Both Pilots Fell Asleep At The WRONG Time... 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:06.200 We've got get you every day, every adelaides and I 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:06.520 don't know. 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:12.080 This. This is hard to get your head around. 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:16.240 Two pilots reportedly fell asleep for twenty eight minutes on 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:18.320 a flight through Indonesia. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:20.160 What two pilots? 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.520 So what you do is, when you've got two pilots, 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:24.520 if one falls asleep, you make sure the second one 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:25.000 doesn't care. 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:26.720 Yeah, it's a rotation system. 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:29.639 But then when they both fall asleep, Oh, you're in 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:30.440 all sorts of things. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:32.400 You're really relying to heavily and autopilot. 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.959 Yeah, I don't want to diminish the role of pilots 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:38.920 at all, But how much when you fly a plane 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:40.720 is it all done for you? And how much are 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:42.080 you genuinely in control? 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:44.519 I think it's pretty solid, but you don't want to 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:46.400 rely on it too much, though, do you do? 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:47.000 You know what I mean? 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:47.479 Yeah? 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.640 According to a prelim report release on the weekend by 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:55.600 the National Transportation Safety Community, that's a KNKT crazy Christmas parties. 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:57.680 By the way, if you've ever been to a k 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:00.600 and KT Christmas party, oh my god, hung over a 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.520 month's weren't itip. Both pilots fell asleep at the same 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.640 time for almost half an hour leading to the plane 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:09.319 going off course, or one hundred and fifty three passengers 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:13.039 landed safely in Jakarta and there are no injuries reported. 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:15.640 But what about when you're sitting there and just stay 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:17.600 every sort a few minutes, you're waiting for the captain 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:18.440 to speak and just. 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:27.959 Nothing. All right, here he goes nothing. Guys are just 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:29.880 guys are just chucking z's around. 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:34.119 This nooz Jeremy your awake? Not Stephen awake? 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:39.039 Oh thirteen twenty four ten. When have you fallen asleep 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:42.720 at an inappropriate time? Quite randomly? Let's just bring news 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.640 reader Abbey into this. Anything you want to add to 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:48.800 this particular story. I mean, could you contribute to that question? 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.520 Do you reckon apps? 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:51.520 Ah? 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:55.000 Yeah, a few times. Let's just say I've either. 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:58.280 Not waken up or I have had a little nap 0:01:58.560 --> 0:01:59.880 at a time that I shouldn't have. 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:01.280 Yeah, it happens. 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:02.440 It happens when. 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:03.880 You get up at three o'clock in the morning, three 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.480 thirty in the morning, I'm tired as open. 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:07.200 I get it. 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:08.079 So yeah. 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:10.440 Yeah, and you're the mumped two sausage dogs. It's a 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:13.480 lot on your plate. Yeah, However, falling asleep on the 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:16.400 couch here at over while you're supposed to be reading 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:19.920 the news, I mean question marks. And but you know what, 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:22.880 at least you had no one else to blame but yourself. 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:24.720 So if, for example, if you and I, if you 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.880 would have fall asleep while we're supposed to be on air, Yeah, 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:28.960 and I fell asleep at the same time. Yeah, who's 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:29.639 drugging the ship? 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:31.560 Well that's a very good point. And you've seen me 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.520 fall asleep. Well, I've been standing up before because I 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.440 can do that. I can absolutely. 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:41.840 I was I'm yeah, I don't have an excuse. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:44.519 I was sick, no one was here, everyone was holidays, 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:47.000 I was dying, and I just couldn't be bothered. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:50.160 No, I don't have an excuse. And then you've just loosed. 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:51.720 Off eight seventeen excu. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.040 I remember back in the day when I was Castanova, 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:58.640 and I would never encourage your sort of behavior. But 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.440 I remember after a really big night. Of course I 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:03.040 was completely sober. I need to absolutely stamp down on that, 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.280 but I was just a little bit sleep deprived, and 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:07.440 I remember genuinely behind the wheel out of a traffic light. 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:11.440 For what we are you driving the Casanova. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:14.120 Coat getting woken up by a co casanova a little 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:16.600 bit dangerous. Yeah, it was a different time, guys, it 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:17.600 was a different time. 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.000 It was Andrew. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:22.840 Jody. 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.440 Surely with two jobs and four children, you've had a 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:27.240 snooze at an inappropriate time. 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.080 I have to say. On Saturday night when the whole 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.440 family was over for a barbecue, there was like a 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.880 little outdoor couch and one of my kids said to me, Mum, 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.160 every time I looked over at you, you were like blinking, 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:40.920 like trying to stay awake. There are moments like that. 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:42.480 There's no question it's good, isn't it? 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.280 Thirteen twenty four ten? When you have you fallen asleep 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:49.160 at an inappropriate time? Because sometimes sleeps just whacks your 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:52.240 right between the face. Also, we've got some tickets to 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:54.880 see the beautiful Joel Crease in his brand new comedy 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.200 show and Boom for the Best Call. 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.520 Do you know when you have fallen asleep in an 0:03:58.520 --> 0:03:59.320 inappropriate time? 0:03:59.400 --> 0:03:59.600 Yeah? 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:06.800 Time time I start talking about my netball team. He's 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:09.160 going to a good morning. Amber who fell asleep at 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:10.560 an inappropriate moment? 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:15.240 That's my partner, Dylan. He's from the UK and he 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:19.240 used to work in the police And yeah, he was 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:21.800 on a night shift and there was this emergency call 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.640 through which they were on the way to. But he 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:26.880 must have been coming down with something because he was 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:30.000 feeling flat and he fell asleep on the way and 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.680 he woke up to all like the blue lights and 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:35.960 the sirens and people in handcuffed and he basically missed 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:36.440 the whole thing. 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:40.680 So what was he Was he in the front seat 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:41.440 or what was going on? 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.960 He must have been lea the passenger. So he just 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:48.600 said asleep in the front and everyone else handled it. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:52.560 So you said he's a former cop, that he's dismissal 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.240 or he just moved on to a different job, and 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:56.279 he did. 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:56.840 It in the UK. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:58.040 Now he's in Australia. 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:03.159 He got deported. Wow, thank you so much. You're in 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.400 the running for first class and fifty K just for 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:08.359 being on air pat who fell asleep at an inopportune time. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.040 I used to work in the family court for many years, 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:13.080 and you know, when your blood sugar gets lowered around 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:15.159 three o'clock in the afternoon and you're listen to boring 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:18.359 cross examination, I'd fall asleep in front of the litigants 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.440 and the parties and then you know, and that was 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:23.640 always very embarrassing, so you start to develop some tactics 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.760 like I'd eat the inside of my cheek, or I'd 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.360 have ice water in front of me just to keep awake. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:33.000 Out so you would not off quite on the red, 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:34.240 or you'd always stop yourself. 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:37.479 Well, sometimes I'd doze off and then that would be embarrassing, 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.279 and then other times you'd be biting the inside of 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:42.320 my cheek to the point where it bled. Just stay awake. 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:46.560 Quite often in court, look at the sheriff's officers and 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:49.920 their shifts are quite small, short. But my god, sometimes 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:51.720 I think to our not nodding off. 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:53.960 Yeah, yeah, And we used to have to make sure 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:55.839 that the judge always had ice water as well, because 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:57.440 they would doze off at times as well. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.120 Guilty, what that wakes you up? 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:05.440 I'm getting vibes in the Simpsons. 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.400 You know that episode you probably don't know Joe's where 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:10.440 it's Upo's involved and home is in court and he's asleep. 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.560 Excuse me, good, Yes, I'd like to bring something to 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:14.000 their goods. 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:20.719 Dan, give those glasses to the bailiff. 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:22.680 You just need to get those. 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:26.520 Thank you so much. Danny who fell asleep at the 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:27.039 wrong time. 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:31.039 Well after We had a four day pass with the clipstore, 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:34.080 and by day three I just needed a little nap 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:40.400 under the tree. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:40.080 At Okay, Danny, how on earth are you falling asleep 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.520 with the noise of those supergaass. 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:47.240 Going very easy, really not out for an hour, and then. 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:48.320 I was good to go. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:48.960 Good on you. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.560 That's amazing, that's awesome. You can sleep through the noise 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:51.960 of clips. 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:55.039 You can sleep through oh my gosh. Not sure, Danny. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.360 Did you sleep with those what are those fighter JITs 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:58.760 that go pass? 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.039 Quite possibly? I don't remember seeing them. 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:04.760 So maybe well done, Emilia. I when did you fall asleep? 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:05.919 Weding guys? 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.800 After a big night out? I had basically a specialist 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:13.160 appointment at the at the eye specialists, and then I 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:15.240 ended up, like you know, sitting in his chair, and 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:17.960 then I just was dozing off, and as a person 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:20.240 is as Immet is trying to wake me up and saying, hey, 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:21.880 you're I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm alright, so I know 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:24.560 you're you're snoring. I was, oh, sorry, it's just when 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.480 they was shining the bright light though in my eyes. 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:28.360 I just kept dozing off, and because I had a 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:30.960 late night the night before, and it just kept happening. 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:33.320 So I forty five minute appointment was turned into like 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:34.040 an hour and a half. 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:37.520 Yeah, So really they didn't jam your eyes I opened? 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:37.800 Did they? 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:39.440 So every time they're trying to look at your eyes 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.200 and you were like just blinking off. 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:43.240 I'm trying to keep my eyes open. But then they're 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.400 just rolling back and I'm just like just going like snoring, 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:49.120 and then they nudge me, saying you're falling asleep. I'm like, 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:51.280 oh no, no, I'm not, like, yeah, you're snoring. And 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:53.040 I was like what I. 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:55.960 Love that They're trying to test Amelio's eyes and they're like, Emelio, 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:57.880 can you read the bottom line over there? What are 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.160 you saying? Just black mates? 0:07:59.520 --> 0:07:59.800 Just like. 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:06.200 PA's where you're waking up to Adelaide The news today, 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:08.960 Breaking news, what's news today? 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.800 Those snooziness. This is where we ripped through all the 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:15.080 stories that are important to you as you wake up 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:17.240 this morning. Let's go to Abbey in the newsroom. 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:18.040 Good morning. 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:21.120 So obviously the very hot weather didn't really stop us 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.640 from not enjoying the mad March long weekend they reckon 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:28.520 more than seven thousand headed to Moufatville to watch Adelaide 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.000 Cup which is good. All of the pictures I saw 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:34.840 from Womad there were all of everyone there, which was great. 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:36.920 And then obviously the fringe is still running as well. 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:41.679 Temperatures though it got down to about twenty eight overnight 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:45.360 in the city. At twelve thirty, it was still thirty one, 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:47.520 and then it dropped to about year twenty eight twenty 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.559 seven around three o'clock when I was getting up. So yeah, 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.280 it's still still a hot one. We're not going to 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:55.120 see much relief until Thursday. Thursday, it's set to drop 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:58.720 to twenty four, so that's good. Yeah, but yeah, thirty 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.600 four again today, another thirty. I think it's thirty two tomorrow, 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:03.360 so nice and hot. 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:05.679 What were crowds like at womat because everyone was like, oh, 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:06.560 it's gonna be so hot. 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:09.800 Apparently they moved a lot of stuff around so there 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:13.520 was more things in shade. Didn't see much to do 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:16.960 with the bat situation. Didn't see too many fooling and 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:18.560 people posting about it. 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:18.840 So. 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:23.200 I thought it was going to be knee deep. 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:26.320 Yeah, that's kind of how it came across, to be honest. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:29.760 But yeah, I didn't see too many people reporting back 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:31.600 on the that situation. 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:33.840 So hopefully they're still okay. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:36.520 All the people going around collecting the bat bins from 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:42.360 the weaken like, oh nothing nothing. 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:43.679 Yeah, sorry, we'll find out a bit more today. We'll 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:44.760 find out some numbers as well. 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:46.880 It's just a bit early, so just waiting for everyone 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:47.640 to wake up and. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:50.400 Give us that. People at the cup yesterday too, Yes 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.559 I saw that. Yeah it was packed all right. Kate 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:58.640 Middleton conspiracy theories please discuss. It's incredible. So the last 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:02.480 time she was seen was just December twenty five, Christmas Day. 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:04.880 Who would have known what was about to unfold with 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:08.320 Cape Middleton. So then the Palace several weeks later announced 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:11.199 that she'd had a dominal surgery, so all the gossip 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:14.679 has been swirling since then. She's had a Brazilian butt lift, 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:17.559 she's going on Love Island. She had a fringe cut 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.920 and now she's growing it out because she hates it. 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:22.280 That's where we are, and. 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:25.560 Now that's probably quite believable for a woman. 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:28.439 Yes it is. Oh my god, I look awful with 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:30.600 a fridge. I'm not going anywhere. 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:32.680 For someone who you know, whatever she does in every 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.600 single situation, she's getting a photographed. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.320 Yeah, if you had a bad haircut. You'd be like, 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:39.840 right for a couple of. 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.360 Months, and now there's a photo that's been released, but 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:45.200 no one's running it, like Reuter's or the news agencies 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.800 the same. We can't. That's against our doctoring policy because 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.800 they're saying it's all been photoshopped, which it has. Clearly 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.600 you can see there's something a bit amiss with her hand, 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.360 like a Kardashian photo that's always a bit warped at 0:10:57.360 --> 0:11:00.280 some point because they've messed with it so much, And 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:03.000 now people are saying that's not even her, she's been 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:06.640 photo shopped in from a Vogue cover shoot from years ago. Like, 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:07.960 what is going on? 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:10.280 I'd love it if it was a family fate of mine, 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:10.679 they'd be. 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:14.080 Like, Oh, it's definitely AI, because the daughter's wearing shoes 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:14.840 on the wrong feet. 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:16.400 It just doesn't make sense. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:23.040 Yeah, or maybe lot he just likes to select her 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:26.360 own clothing and put it on her feet. So that's 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:27.520 where we're at with Cape Middleton. 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:31.800 Watch this space, AI, what an excuse for everything? 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:32.240 I know? 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:37.120 Susie's spend the next thirty seconds or so just saluting 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.920 Alex Carrey and what he did yesterday over the weekend 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:43.360 frustrated cricket team. It's just ridiculous because he's had no 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.800 right to win that, by the way, and you're looking 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.079 at me like you're not quite you're not as interested 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:49.280 in this as you should. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:52.000 Be, because I'll tell you why. The NBL Finals are on, 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:55.320 so I'm interested in that. And also we've just ripped 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:58.200 into footage season, so cricket's a little bit low on 0:11:58.240 --> 0:11:58.640 my round. 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:00.559 You're very much kidding me. You're going to say you're 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.840 going to put the mbol finals, the playoffs, which we 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:05.320 don't have a team in there. You're going to put 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:10.360 that above Alex Carey scoring ninety eight, not out carrying Australia. Yes, 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.840 so what will now be a pretty famous victory over 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:13.520 the keyword Yes? 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:16.800 You know why because because basketball is exciting and it's 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:20.120 two hours, and it's run and one and it's entertainment 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:21.040 from start to finish. 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:24.240 Cricket, however, goes through about eight hours every day. We 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:27.280 may not have a team in there, but the jack Jumpers. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:29.640 Thank you there, Tazzy jack Jumpers, the Jackies, we love them. 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:30.560 We're on. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.800 Is this what I think? Thank you ladies. This is 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:36.120 what it feels like when I talk to you about sports. 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:41.000 You don't care about feelings. It's a real shallow, empty feeling. 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:45.120 Oh you can't tell me Will Magnet isn't an entertainment machine. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:46.680 I definitely can. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:48.920 I definitely can do say that to his face. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:50.760 Do you know how bad this is? I didn't even 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.000 know that there was cricket on. Yeah, I got in 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:56.320 this morning and went, oh, far out there was cricket on. No, 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:59.760 bo didn't watch it over the whole weekend. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:01.200 Bloody busy with the general. 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:03.520 Yeah, I was very busy. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:06.280 There. That is your post. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.720 It you watch the cricket because you were having relations 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:11.400 with the peacock, and. 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:14.840 The peacock were busy between the sheets sheets. 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:16.239 It was too hot for sheep. 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:22.120 Spirit spirits of details that it's right now. Oh my gosh, 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:23.320 it just rose about thirty. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:26.520 Eight degrees ever had feathers against your skin. 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:33.319 And that goady believeable stuff. I'm just going to put 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:35.920 this out there straight away. Who does the budgeting at 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:36.400 your house? 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:37.040 Husband? 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:37.760 Good? 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:38.520 Yeah? 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:39.360 Right? Really? 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:39.920 Yeah? 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:40.200 Why? 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:40.719 Well? 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:42.680 Because he's good at that stuff, and he's a man 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:45.760 who is very adept at a spreadsheet, and that is sexy. 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:46.560 Yeah is it? 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:46.880 Yep? 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.360 There you go anyone. If you're a bloke and you 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:52.360 can use Excel, I probably want to jump in. 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:55.680 Wow. Who saw that coming? Not me? 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:57.520 I thought it was going to be something physical, like 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:59.360 if you could work an aile gun, or you could 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:00.720 do something nuts, or to trade e. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:02.559 Based skun Excel spreadsheet. 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.640 Love it because I had all those nerves are picking 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:06.320 up right now, Like. 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:14.600 Finally lif wed beautiful, skinny, soft hands, he says. 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:18.160 Jimney accountant who's been tapping away at his computer for years. 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:19.600 He's like, finally I'm wanted. 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:24.560 Finally Physically, he's just not what stereotypically a woman wants. 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:29.960 But finally Tim's like, I'm on, I'm on, I'm too old. Well, 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:31.800 then you're going against the grain if you guys were 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:36.200 living in Japan. In Japan, traditional gender roles strongly influence 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:40.760 household finances, with wives typically managing budgets even when both 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:41.520 partners work. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:45.400 Wow, so wives are allocating allowances. 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:49.200 Yes, and one hundred percent. I could quite as a 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:52.320 live in Japan. Yeah, paradis everything caundoms are budgeting. She 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:56.480 gives me a weekly allowance. Oh, a certain amount of 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:59.400 money and it's not much, by the way, goes into 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:02.360 my can every single week. That's how much I can use. 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:04.760 And that's not just at her request, but it's also 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:06.720 at my request as well. Okay, because I'm not a 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:09.560 smart I was about saying, I'm not a smart man, 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:11.840 not a smat even say smart. 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:13.960 Right, I'm not good with money at all? 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:17.320 No, right, and so what are you spending your money on? 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:18.000 Well? 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.640 I eat out too much first and foremost you should 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:22.920 do you know when people say, oh, he's fifty bucks, 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:24.440 it's your last fifty dollars. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:25.000 What would you use? 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:26.720 And so I say, oh, I'd adverse that I do 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:28.240 this and this, I'd be like, no, I'm going to 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:31.600 spend forty bucks on a big, hearty breakfast, because once 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.480 I've got a big, beautiful breakfast, eggs, bake. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:36.160 And all the other sides, then I can come up 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:36.680 with the planet. 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:40.920 Got ten bucks left to sort your life out? 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:43.280 You got ten bucks, then you probably get a juice, 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:44.200 maybe cut the coffee. 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:46.760 Yeah, but then you're like, oh, ten bucks left, God, 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:48.400 that halloomy looks delicious. 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:50.240 Chuck that on there, it's all good. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:51.480 Put that on there as well. 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:55.560 Now I completely agree with this, and yeah, I would 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:59.360 understand as well, how you're not good at budgeting for example. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:03.560 For example, and once again, bless you, bless you jokes. 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.400 But when you've got free range to your bank account, 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:10.120 you bought me this ridiculous stuff, and this is all 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:11.080 you're always going to come back to this. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:11.760 You brought me this, this. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.000 Ridiculous stuff from gold Coast which is supposed to help 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:17.200 my manky feet. But you bought it off a spoke 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.200 on the side of the street whose name was what 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:20.440 Jim or Barry or something. 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:22.320 I don't know his phone numbers on there. Feel free 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:23.840 to call him if you're not happy with the product 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.360 and you've still got fungal infection on your. 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:28.760 Big toe, well I still very much do. I think 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:31.680 it might be getting worse. Well, also, this number doesn't exist. 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:34.240 That is bad because that was my last sixty bucks. 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:37.520 Yeah right, and now Jim is enjoying a delicious breakfast 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:38.720 with all the side. 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:41.400 Now that's a job. 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:46.760 That was a joke. That's a joke, jobs a terrible job. Yeah, 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:48.080 this is how you start your week off. 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:51.840 And given we usually do this on a Monday, it's 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:53.720 just had a bit of a sleepover and now we're 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:55.600 doing the Monday morning joke off on Tuesday, Oh. 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:57.560 It's woken up tired. You know when your kids have 0:16:57.600 --> 0:16:59.320 a sleepover and they go to sleep at one am. 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.040 The next day, the parents hand them back to you 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:03.560 and you're like, what what have you done? 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:05.639