1 00:00:00,409 --> 00:00:14,430 Speaker 1: This is Brownies Podcast! Welcome to Brownies Podcast! 2 00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:18,610 Speaker 2: Campbell Brown, Jonathan Brown, myself, Dean Thomas, Bex, our social 3 00:00:18,660 --> 00:00:21,340 Speaker 2: media legend, she's here, Brodes, our producer's here, the whole 4 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:23,419 Speaker 2: team's here. And then after this one, we're having a 5 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 2: two-podcast break. So we won't be back proper till like 6 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 2: next week, but best ofs will be playing. Pretty fun 7 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:33,479 Speaker 2: week of football. Let's get straight into it. Large John, 8 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 2: did you watch much, old boy? 9 00:00:35,930 --> 00:00:38,590 Speaker 3: I had the weekend off, Dino. Jeez, it was nice. 10 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:41,870 Speaker 3: Very relaxing. Took it easy with the kids. Kids annoyed 11 00:00:41,890 --> 00:00:43,310 Speaker 3: the shit out of me. Had to move a few 12 00:00:43,350 --> 00:00:45,699 Speaker 3: things around. I had to get a few things up 13 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,180 Speaker 3: from Melbourne and moved around. And a couple of removalists 14 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 3: turned up, Dino. Four of them, in fact. An Argentinian, 15 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:56,050 Speaker 3: a Mexican, a Paraguayan, and an Irishman. I thought it 16 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:58,190 Speaker 3: was a joke, like the start of a joke, walking 17 00:00:58,270 --> 00:01:00,870 Speaker 3: in the boys. But, jeez, they did a magnificent job, 18 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:03,460 Speaker 3: the lads. And now, Dino, look what I found. 19 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:05,980 Speaker 2: Wait, John, did you ask for all their passports before? 20 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,100 Speaker 3: They actually said they were going out on the drink 21 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 3: last night. Yeah. Because they work Sunday. I said, you 22 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:16,420 Speaker 3: work Sundays? They go, yeah, we work every day. We're 23 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,230 Speaker 3: on visas. And they're going out Sunday night. And I said, well, 24 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,570 Speaker 3: how long has your visas lasted? They said about two years. 25 00:01:22,590 --> 00:01:25,509 Speaker 3: They've got about six months left. So the boys are 26 00:01:25,569 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 3: desperately chasing around the Gold Coast nightclub scene. desperately trying 27 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:33,530 Speaker 3: to find a bride, an Australian bride, so they can 28 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:35,449 Speaker 3: extend things out to the lads. So good luck to them. 29 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:36,370 Speaker 2: Good luck to them. 30 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:37,990 Speaker 4: Pinot Noir. 31 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,330 Speaker 3: If you run into a Mexican, a Paraguayan, an Irishman, 32 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:45,850 Speaker 3: or an Argentinian in a bar, be very, very wary. 33 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 3: Pinot Noir. 34 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:49,700 Speaker 4: Campbell, do you watch much footy, brother? I watch a 35 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,530 Speaker 4: lot of football. It was a very good win by 36 00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:55,530 Speaker 4: the Blues. They're up and about. The North Melbourne-Melbourne game 37 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:57,590 Speaker 4: was spectacular. 38 00:01:57,830 --> 00:02:00,730 Speaker 2: Poor North. Let's just quickly do North now. Three games 39 00:02:00,790 --> 00:02:03,490 Speaker 2: in a row where they've lost. No, they beat Eagles. 40 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,690 Speaker 2: And then two narrow losses to big teams. 41 00:02:06,890 --> 00:02:07,210 Speaker 4: Correct. 42 00:02:07,570 --> 00:02:08,049 Speaker 3: Shit. 43 00:02:08,150 --> 00:02:11,050 Speaker 4: Getting better. Improving with each week. Look, while they'll be 44 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:14,389 Speaker 4: disappointed that they didn't get the four points... I think 45 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:17,310 Speaker 4: they learnt a lot. This week, they came from behind 46 00:02:17,350 --> 00:02:19,750 Speaker 4: to nearly steal it. The week before, they were defending 47 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:25,270 Speaker 4: that Collingwood margin and got rolled. So, yeah, look, they're 48 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 4: pretty exciting. Melbourne, absolutely nowhere. If it wasn't for Viney, 49 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:35,299 Speaker 4: May and Max Gorn, they would have been pummeled last night. 50 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,180 Speaker 4: They're not playing finals. 51 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:36,980 Speaker 3: They're cooked, eh? They're cooked. 52 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 2: They're cooked. 53 00:02:38,669 --> 00:02:39,930 Speaker 4: But it was good to see. 54 00:02:40,050 --> 00:02:42,269 Speaker 3: It hasn't started well, though, did it? When you're talking 55 00:02:42,290 --> 00:02:45,450 Speaker 3: about culture before the season even starts, and obviously Clayton 56 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:47,060 Speaker 3: Oliver had a fair bit to do with that, but 57 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:49,620 Speaker 3: they've had a check of history since they won the 58 00:02:49,660 --> 00:02:53,579 Speaker 3: premiership in 21 boys, haven't they? But Clayton Oliver symbolizes it. 59 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,020 Speaker 3: At the end of the day, if you can't have 60 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:59,820 Speaker 3: a full preparation coming into the season, the competition is 61 00:02:59,870 --> 00:03:02,210 Speaker 3: way too hard. You can't expect to have success. 62 00:03:02,570 --> 00:03:07,910 Speaker 4: No Brayshaw, Spargo, no Petrarca. 63 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:08,290 Speaker 3: Yeah. 64 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:10,730 Speaker 4: He's getting a hard tag every week. It was Will 65 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:12,950 Speaker 4: Phillips that did the job again. He played three quarters 66 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:14,970 Speaker 4: on Nick Dacos, did a good job. He did a 67 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:19,470 Speaker 4: brilliant job on Oliver. Oliver's not working hard enough around 68 00:03:19,510 --> 00:03:22,950 Speaker 4: the ground, away from the stoppages, to stay involved in 69 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:23,329 Speaker 4: the game. 70 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:27,310 Speaker 3: He's almost just conceiving. Let's be honest, Brando. We wouldn't 71 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:30,029 Speaker 3: exactly call it perfect preparation, would you? In this day 72 00:03:30,050 --> 00:03:32,460 Speaker 3: and age, to be an AFL midfielder, to stand the 73 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 3: test of the season, you need to have impeccable prep 74 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 3: during the preseason. Otherwise, they run into trouble. 75 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:42,410 Speaker 4: Aerobically, when you're dancing on the revolver dance floor for 76 00:03:42,470 --> 00:03:46,530 Speaker 4: four or five hours most preseasons, he's getting his work in. 77 00:03:46,550 --> 00:03:48,270 Speaker 4: He's getting the work in. 78 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:52,310 Speaker 2: Being on that revolver dance floor is equivalent to high-altitude training. 79 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 3: It is. 80 00:03:54,070 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 4: Some of the fittest men I've ever seen. 81 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,220 Speaker 2: Exactly. Especially when you've got a vape. What other games 82 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,700 Speaker 2: do we want to talk about? Because there was a 83 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 2: lot of shit ones, especially Brodie's team, who didn't rock up. 84 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely. Bro, I'm so glad that Brisbane Lions went 85 00:04:10,220 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 3: to Adelaide and shit all over the Port Adelaide party. 86 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,860 Speaker 3: That 20-year reunion celebrating, you know, beating us in the 87 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:20,180 Speaker 3: grand final, their only grand final, blah, blah, blah. I 88 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,580 Speaker 3: even had a South Australian journalist ring me just to 89 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:26,660 Speaker 3: try and even the article up. He thought, what, out 90 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 3: of a Brisbane Lions perspective? I wasn't that happy to 91 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,600 Speaker 3: take that call. So I was so glad that they 92 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:34,500 Speaker 3: went down and shit all over that team, and they're gone. 93 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,060 Speaker 3: What an eloquent man. 94 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 2: Eloquence. 95 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 5: I'd say the scoreline. 96 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 3: Well, it was beautiful to see the exits just getting 97 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,060 Speaker 3: filled up at three-quarter time. 98 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 2: Hey, I'm holding a gun. Am I pointing this at 99 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:45,180 Speaker 2: Hinkley or what? 100 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 5: I would say, despite the fact that we lost, we 101 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 5: were probably the better team on the day, and it 102 00:04:49,820 --> 00:04:50,430 Speaker 5: just didn't. 103 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:51,020 Speaker 3: All our way. 104 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:54,150 Speaker 5: There was a few decisions that just went against us. 105 00:04:54,230 --> 00:04:56,310 Speaker 2: Is there a bullet coming towards Kinkley or what? 106 00:04:56,790 --> 00:04:59,409 Speaker 4: Not just yet, but look, he's been there a significant 107 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:03,260 Speaker 4: amount of time. They haven't won a premiership on the 108 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:05,060 Speaker 4: back of last year. I think we thought that they 109 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:09,159 Speaker 4: would be in the mix again and currently... They're in eighth. 110 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:12,270 Speaker 4: So the season's not over for them. But, geez, their 111 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:14,010 Speaker 4: form's been bad. And they got out of jail against 112 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:16,010 Speaker 4: the Hawks. They should never have won that. True. They're 113 00:05:16,029 --> 00:05:17,290 Speaker 4: not playing good footy at all. 114 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:19,450 Speaker 2: Well, also, if you get those nine games to go, 115 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 2: we get stuck in the moment thinking, remember at the 116 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:25,620 Speaker 2: start of the season, GWS are a cut above. Shit 117 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 2: always changes. There are nine games to go, dog. Your 118 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 2: mob will probably make the eight, let's be honest. They're 119 00:05:30,350 --> 00:05:30,990 Speaker 2: playing good footy. 120 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:33,510 Speaker 4: Yeah, they need to continue after the bye to come 121 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:37,010 Speaker 4: back with the same level of intensity. But they're in 122 00:05:37,029 --> 00:05:39,950 Speaker 4: the mix. The Sydney Swans are head and shoulders above 123 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 4: the rest of the competition. I've been looking for a 124 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:45,020 Speaker 4: few weeks now to find a chink in their armour. 125 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 4: And there just isn't one. They're good players, play well 126 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 4: every single week. Their defence is sound. Their forward line 127 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 4: is hard to stop because they've got all these midfielders 128 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:57,180 Speaker 4: that hit the scoreboard. 129 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,260 Speaker 2: So even if you do a. 130 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:02,740 Speaker 4: Good job on Amadi, for instance, then you're still getting 131 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,900 Speaker 4: a couple of goals every week out of guys like 132 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:09,860 Speaker 4: Warner and Gould and Heaney. So unless they. 133 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:12,810 Speaker 3: And Wixie, Wixie's back in with his teammates. 134 00:06:13,470 --> 00:06:16,370 Speaker 2: Chad, I'm a Chad man. 135 00:06:16,390 --> 00:06:17,950 Speaker 4: He's been warmed back into the group. 136 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:20,669 Speaker 3: He braced him. 137 00:06:20,690 --> 00:06:22,500 Speaker 4: The only thing I can think of is that they 138 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:25,799 Speaker 4: don't play much footy at the MCG and the lingers, 139 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:29,380 Speaker 4: the ghosts of the grand final debacle against the Cats 140 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,700 Speaker 4: might still linger for a few players, but best side 141 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 4: in the comp by a significant margin. 142 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 2: Broads, can you look up how many Swans games they 143 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,020 Speaker 2: have at the G left this season? What were you 144 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:39,420 Speaker 2: going to say, John? 145 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,940 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the MCG should suit them, though, Doc, shouldn't they? 146 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:47,820 Speaker 3: But you're right, they've had a couple of ordinary grand finals, 147 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:53,060 Speaker 3: 16 and 22, of course. They didn't really show up, 148 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 3: did they? But normally when they do play the MCG, 149 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:58,150 Speaker 3: it actually suits them because they run well and they 150 00:06:58,170 --> 00:07:00,470 Speaker 3: kick the ball really well. So still a fair way 151 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:02,089 Speaker 3: to go, as you said, Dino. They'll be done. I 152 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:06,150 Speaker 3: think GWS can get their act back into gear. It's funny, 153 00:07:06,190 --> 00:07:08,510 Speaker 3: the latter, isn't it? The back end of the top 154 00:07:08,630 --> 00:07:10,790 Speaker 3: eight are faltering. So all those teams that were going 155 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:13,110 Speaker 3: well early in the season are now faltering. You've got 156 00:07:13,550 --> 00:07:16,190 Speaker 3: the Cats, GWS and Melbourne. And then you've got Brisbane, 157 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,280 Speaker 3: Hawthorne and the Bulldogs starting to warm up from outside 158 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 3: the top eight. So it's going to be a fascinating finish, 159 00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:25,740 Speaker 3: you know, as to how many teams can leapfrog. Because remember, 160 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,120 Speaker 3: we used to always talk about it. It was about 161 00:07:27,190 --> 00:07:29,970 Speaker 3: round eight. All the stats would tell you. Round eight, 162 00:07:30,590 --> 00:07:33,130 Speaker 3: the top eight is virtually set. It was quite amazing 163 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:36,820 Speaker 3: how little change there was. This year, I think there's 164 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 3: going to be a lot of changes, really. If we 165 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 3: look at the round eight ladder. Compared to what happens 166 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,340 Speaker 3: going into the finals, I think there's going to be 167 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,100 Speaker 3: significant change. 168 00:07:44,140 --> 00:07:44,700 Speaker 2: How many games? 169 00:07:45,020 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 5: Sydney officially plays zero games at the MCG for. 170 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 4: The remainder of the year. Okay, so they'll finish on 171 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 4: top and they'll get a home final. They'll more than 172 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:52,850 Speaker 4: likely win that. 173 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 3: Prelim. 174 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:56,489 Speaker 4: They'll get a home prelim. So we won't see Sydney 175 00:07:56,550 --> 00:08:00,410 Speaker 4: Swans at the MCG unless it's grand final day potentially. 176 00:08:00,430 --> 00:08:01,650 Speaker 2: That's wild shit. 177 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,810 Speaker 4: Wild. I mean, yeah, North Melbourne played their one and 178 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 4: only game at the MCG Saturday night. 179 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 3: What? 180 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,500 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's wild. Some of these sides just don't get 181 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 4: an opportunity to play there. 182 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 5: And then there's Collingwood who played 15 games at the 183 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:16,340 Speaker 5: MCG and had the last 10 pretty much at the MCG, 184 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:16,860 Speaker 5: which is a joke. 185 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,050 Speaker 4: And they still think it's not enough. 186 00:08:18,110 --> 00:08:18,950 Speaker 5: No, no. 187 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:19,970 Speaker 3: Oh, my God. 188 00:08:20,070 --> 00:08:22,350 Speaker 4: And that's when you hear AFL coaches talking about the 189 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:25,770 Speaker 4: inequity of AFL footy. That's one of the main things 190 00:08:25,810 --> 00:08:26,650 Speaker 4: that they bang on about. 191 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:28,630 Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. Hey, coming up. 192 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:31,740 Speaker 3: The inequities are everywhere, aren't they? But honestly, for Melbourne 193 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:36,050 Speaker 3: clubs to complain about inequities, or the Geelong clubs... It's 194 00:08:36,090 --> 00:08:38,490 Speaker 3: absolutely ridiculous. Brown Nugget, you've played in the state. I've 195 00:08:38,530 --> 00:08:41,370 Speaker 3: played in the state. Broads, I just thought you didn't 196 00:08:41,490 --> 00:08:44,490 Speaker 3: comment enough on what happened with Port Adelaide. Is Ken 197 00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:45,689 Speaker 3: Hinckley surviving or not? 198 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:49,469 Speaker 5: Well, actually, your mate Josh Carr is the success in plan, 199 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:52,190 Speaker 5: ready to go. So I think there will eventually be 200 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,500 Speaker 5: a handover of Hinckley and Josh Carr, and I think 201 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:56,860 Speaker 5: they've already kind of said that. But he's in contract 202 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,839 Speaker 5: until the end of next year. It wouldn't surprise me 203 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:00,579 Speaker 5: if they bring that slightly forward and you start to 204 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,100 Speaker 5: see Josh Carr have more of an important role in 205 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:04,520 Speaker 5: the box and addressing the players. 206 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:07,020 Speaker 3: Well, thank you. Your supporters were turning on you. 207 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:07,579 Speaker 5: Thank you, Jared. 208 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 3: Good. 209 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:08,559 Speaker 2: Thank you, Jared. 210 00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:12,900 Speaker 3: On the fence, Jared, what did you think about the 211 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,220 Speaker 3: supporters that are starting to turn on Kenny? Weak. 212 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 5: Well, the spitting's a lot. Hack tour. Yeah, the hack tour. 213 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:23,069 Speaker 2: Spit on that thing. Wait, wait, wait. Your fans were 214 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 2: spitting on your coach. 215 00:09:24,370 --> 00:09:26,330 Speaker 5: No, they just spit in the general vicinity. So when 216 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:28,069 Speaker 5: things don't go their way, they spit. 217 00:09:28,190 --> 00:09:29,670 Speaker 2: What is wrong with you feral pricks? 218 00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:30,930 Speaker 5: Yeah, they like a spit. 219 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,720 Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of feral, I'm turning off. 220 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,480 Speaker 3: Can I just quickly on the spit, Dino? Yeah, please. 221 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,760 Speaker 3: This is feral. A mate of mine told me he 222 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:41,120 Speaker 3: split up with his girlfriend. He'd been going out for 223 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,760 Speaker 3: a couple of years, had to go back over. They're 224 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:45,280 Speaker 3: living together. Had to go back over to a place 225 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:48,329 Speaker 3: and pick up some clothes. And, you know, so it 226 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:51,670 Speaker 3: was all cordial. Everything, you know, as he'd read cordial. 227 00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:56,330 Speaker 3: Coddy's cordial. Everything was all good. So they left part 228 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:58,390 Speaker 3: of the, you know, mutually parted ways. 229 00:09:58,410 --> 00:09:59,089 Speaker 6: Yeah. 230 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,559 Speaker 3: He went to drive off and she called him back 231 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:06,120 Speaker 3: and she tapped on the window and said, just wind 232 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 3: down the window. And so he went, oh, you know, 233 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:12,880 Speaker 3: he wound in down the window and she's giving him 234 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:18,250 Speaker 3: the greatest mouthful of spit like a big, The big one, 235 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:19,490 Speaker 3: just straight into his face. 236 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:22,110 Speaker 2: Oh, my God. 237 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,530 Speaker 4: Oh, gee whiz. 238 00:10:23,570 --> 00:10:25,209 Speaker 3: How's that for a little send-off? 239 00:10:25,270 --> 00:10:27,939 Speaker 4: That's not what you want. If they're going, huck, tour, 240 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,959 Speaker 4: spit on that thing, you don't want it to be 241 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,380 Speaker 4: in your face in the car. 242 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 3: It did not end that well. 243 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:36,380 Speaker 2: Hey, coming up. Remember the guy that the AFL said 244 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:37,700 Speaker 2: was dead and he wasn't dead? 245 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 4: Yes. 246 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:41,410 Speaker 2: Michael Porter. He's said some words about it. We're going 247 00:10:41,429 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 2: to listen to it later. But there was a few 248 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,260 Speaker 2: punches being thrown over the weekend, dog. 249 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 4: There were, and I never thought for the life of me, 250 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:52,059 Speaker 4: now 10 years into retirement, that I would be involved 251 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,819 Speaker 4: in a melee in the middle of the MCG. But 252 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:58,110 Speaker 4: Saturday night, there I was. There was a shot after 253 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:02,449 Speaker 4: the siren, so I made my way out into the 254 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,910 Speaker 4: middle of the ground to find Christian Salem, who was 255 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:07,990 Speaker 4: near the back pocket. I had to rush across the 256 00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:11,550 Speaker 4: field while the kick was still being played, which is fine. 257 00:11:11,990 --> 00:11:13,429 Speaker 2: To interview him. 258 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:14,860 Speaker 3: Was that a pre-organised interview? 259 00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:17,300 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. So if North were in front, it 260 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,920 Speaker 4: was going to be Nick Larkey. It was Melbourne in front. 261 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:23,420 Speaker 4: So out I trot. And I grabbed him straight away. 262 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:26,220 Speaker 4: He was aware of it. Immediately the cameras come up. 263 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,319 Speaker 4: And all the players, like the whole of North Melbourne 264 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 4: and Melbourne, were loitering sort of near me as I've 265 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,860 Speaker 4: grabbed Christian. And I just start with a normal halftime 266 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:41,200 Speaker 4: interview as we're walking off. Two, three questions, pretty innocuous 267 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:43,199 Speaker 4: sort of stuff. And I started with, you know, a 268 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,880 Speaker 4: little bit inconsistent there in the first quarter to the 269 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,809 Speaker 4: second quarter. What changed, Christian? And behind me, I could 270 00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:54,790 Speaker 4: see Tristan Cherry, Steve May, Tommy McDonald. They were just 271 00:11:54,809 --> 00:11:56,350 Speaker 4: starting to chest each other. 272 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:59,460 Speaker 2: Can you smell a fight like a dog can smell rain? 273 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:02,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was smiling and I just thought, I 274 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:04,480 Speaker 4: didn't think it was going to kick off. I didn't. 275 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:07,940 Speaker 4: So I've got my arm around Christian. I'm holding the 276 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,280 Speaker 4: mic and he answers and I can see him looking 277 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:15,410 Speaker 4: over his right shoulder. He was getting twitchy. And I thought, Nah, 278 00:12:15,429 --> 00:12:19,230 Speaker 4: he's not, is he? And then eventually I went, Christian, 279 00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:21,650 Speaker 4: don't you dare. I'm going to save you an MRO fight. 280 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:23,370 Speaker 4: I think we've got the audio. 281 00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:24,630 Speaker 2: Can we have a listen? I warned him. 282 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, down here with Christian Salem as all the boys 283 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,540 Speaker 6: are starting to fire in for a fight. 284 00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 4: Christian, I'll keep you out of it. I might save 285 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:34,059 Speaker 4: you some money. 286 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,059 Speaker 2: From the MRO. 287 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,900 Speaker 4: No, he's gone. He's jumped in there. 288 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:37,520 Speaker 3: This is an. 289 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:41,100 Speaker 2: All-in down here, guys. It is getting very, very willing. 290 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:44,280 Speaker 4: And Stephen May is riding it. 291 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:49,950 Speaker 2: So is Zerha. It's commentating the WrestleMania. 292 00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:51,130 Speaker 3: It's commentating Mello. 293 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,970 Speaker 4: Yeah, to help his teammates. 294 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:57,480 Speaker 3: Out. 295 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 4: I never thought I'd beat another Mello, but I'm smack 296 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:00,120 Speaker 4: bang in the. 297 00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:00,339 Speaker 3: Middle of it. 298 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:07,130 Speaker 2: Hey, tempers are absolutely.... 299 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:12,089 Speaker 6: Christian, take him out. Get in there and support your teammates. 300 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:15,210 Speaker 6: Really good first quarter. 301 00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:18,679 Speaker 2: You became a UFC commentator mid-chat. 302 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,380 Speaker 4: And it's one of those rare things that I didn't 303 00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:24,160 Speaker 4: expect to have half an interview and then all of 304 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,199 Speaker 4: a sudden have to commentate this. I didn't know how 305 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:28,040 Speaker 4: long it was going to go for. I didn't know 306 00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:30,610 Speaker 4: if Christian was going to come out and then come 307 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:33,630 Speaker 4: find me to finish the interview because when you're in 308 00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:36,630 Speaker 4: a melee, your adrenaline's flowing. The last thing you want 309 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,809 Speaker 4: to think of is having an interview, you want to 310 00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:41,059 Speaker 4: be going after the person that's grabbed you by the throat. 311 00:13:41,179 --> 00:13:41,660 Speaker 2: Absolutely. 312 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 5: Did you two used to love, well, actually, Campbell, you particularly, 313 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,900 Speaker 5: but also you, Brownie, did you two love Amulek? 314 00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:50,860 Speaker 3: I love a melee dishwasher at the moment. It's working 315 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:51,540 Speaker 3: really well, dude. 316 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:55,260 Speaker 2: It's melee. Mate, on what planet is it melee? 317 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,839 Speaker 5: I think it's a French word, melee. 318 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,040 Speaker 2: Beck, chime in here. If you don't have any real 319 00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:01,870 Speaker 2: knowledge on it, please be honest, but have you ever 320 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:05,070 Speaker 2: heard melee in regards to a fight? Well, JB's right. 321 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,829 Speaker 5: I've only heard of the dishwasher, so. 322 00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:08,070 Speaker 2: You son of a bitch. 323 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:08,530 Speaker 6: Just. 324 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:09,520 Speaker 5: It's a French word. 325 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:11,920 Speaker 3: It just shows how insipid Port Adelaide people are at 326 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:12,620 Speaker 3: the moment. 327 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,380 Speaker 2: It's a reflection. 328 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:18,199 Speaker 3: Pronouncing a melee, an old, good old-fashioned Donnybrook, a dust-up. 329 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,900 Speaker 3: You're calling it a melee, like a real wanker. What 330 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,000 Speaker 3: are you trying to do, mate? 331 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:24,390 Speaker 4: Why does weird stuff always happen to me? 332 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,090 Speaker 5: On every game you do. 333 00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:28,200 Speaker 4: Every week, a seagull shit on me and. 334 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:31,110 Speaker 2: You handled that very well and actually added to the atmosphere. 335 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:32,729 Speaker 2: You were commentating the fight, brother. 336 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:32,990 Speaker 5: Yeah. 337 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,310 Speaker 2: And what's that boss's name at Channel 7 called? 338 00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:36,480 Speaker 3: Yes, Martin. 339 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,060 Speaker 2: If Martin was watching. 340 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 4: That, mate. I've got the call-up next week for Carlton 341 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:41,600 Speaker 4: and Richman, so I'm back, mate. 342 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,479 Speaker 3: There was a bit of Joe Rogan about you. I'm 343 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,820 Speaker 3: going to put you on the UFC. 344 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:48,230 Speaker 4: I just wish I'd said... In hindsight, I walked off saying, geez, 345 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,550 Speaker 4: I should have said, oh, shades of light in the 346 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:53,030 Speaker 4: sand here and a few other things that were a 347 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:53,930 Speaker 4: little bit more exciting. 348 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:57,800 Speaker 5: When you get yourself involved in a melee, when it's 349 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,800 Speaker 5: all happening, do you look around at who you'd most 350 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,700 Speaker 5: like to go and you're like, I've got him covered, 351 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 5: I've got him covered, I've got him covered, and you 352 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,940 Speaker 5: go to that person? What is the protocol? 353 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,340 Speaker 4: Look, I had to follow up my questions with Christian Salem, 354 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,800 Speaker 4: but I would have loved to have gone to someone 355 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:14,260 Speaker 4: like Jack Viney. I reckon if I have to go 356 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,750 Speaker 4: to war... The first bloke that I'm going to choose 357 00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:21,350 Speaker 4: in the current crop is Libba and Viney. And from 358 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:25,450 Speaker 4: the former crop, I'm going to say Stephen Baker and 359 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:28,070 Speaker 4: Mad Mitch Robinson. I think they're the four. 360 00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:29,550 Speaker 2: I like how you say Libba because he's not a 361 00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:31,650 Speaker 2: big man, but can you see the mongrel in him? 362 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:32,729 Speaker 2: Can you see what it takes? 363 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, animal. Fight to the death. That's all you want 364 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,820 Speaker 4: in a teammate in a mill, eh? 365 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,900 Speaker 5: Who would you most like to have on your team? 366 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:40,740 Speaker 5: Who was a real goer? 367 00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:45,290 Speaker 3: Oh. The Scott brothers were, geez, they were dangerous in 368 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,229 Speaker 3: a street fight. Jesus Christ. Don't you worry about that. 369 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:50,880 Speaker 3: We had a melee, about 15 melees against Essendon one night. 370 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:53,010 Speaker 3: They had no rules game when James Heard came back 371 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:56,380 Speaker 3: after his fractured skull. And the Scott boys were prevalent 372 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,500 Speaker 3: in that. There was about $ 100, 000 worth of fines there, boys. 373 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,520 Speaker 3: Vossie could go. Chrissie Johnson could go. Pikey, we had 374 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:06,260 Speaker 3: a few scrappers. Don't worry about that. These days, I 375 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 3: reckon one from your old team I wouldn't mind in 376 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,360 Speaker 3: a dark alley, Brown Dog, and that's John Yukum. He 377 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:12,680 Speaker 3: built like a brick shithouse. 378 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, he has a crack. Dean Solomon would have been 379 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:18,040 Speaker 4: a coach of mine up in Gold Coast, but I 380 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,940 Speaker 4: would have loved to have been in a couple of 381 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,620 Speaker 4: wrestles with him. He was a bad man. 382 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:24,740 Speaker 2: Let's play a spontaneous game of which Scott brother is 383 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 2: the biggest psychopath? Jonathan. 384 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:30,080 Speaker 4: Past and present. So as a player and now as 385 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:32,240 Speaker 4: a coach. 386 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:33,520 Speaker 2: One name. 387 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:34,440 Speaker 4: One name. 388 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:34,820 Speaker 1: Shit. 389 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:36,060 Speaker 4: Come on. 390 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,910 Speaker 3: Need an answer. That's tough. Well, Chris is the oldest 391 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,650 Speaker 3: by a minute, I think. So I'll give it to Chris. 392 00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:44,510 Speaker 4: What, because he's older? That's nah. He's older. 393 00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:48,370 Speaker 3: Well, you always have that intimidation factor over your younger brother, 394 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:52,150 Speaker 3: don't you? They're both very good scrappers. 395 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:57,050 Speaker 4: I'd say I would have been more scared of... of 396 00:16:58,290 --> 00:17:01,970 Speaker 4: Brad as a player and Chris as now currently in 397 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:06,109 Speaker 4: the media because he's got these eyes, you know. The 398 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:10,290 Speaker 4: only person that's really seen death in the eyes of 399 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:14,300 Speaker 4: Chris Scott was Chris Fagan. You remember when they went 400 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:15,679 Speaker 4: at each other down at Kadyria Park? 401 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:21,320 Speaker 3: That was great, wasn't it? Oh, Fags. Fags, he might have, 402 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,360 Speaker 3: I wouldn't have minded a heart rate monitor on him there, 403 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:26,140 Speaker 3: Brown Dog. They just might have dashed up a couple 404 00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,109 Speaker 3: of beats or may have momentarily stopped. 405 00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:28,530 Speaker 6: I reckon. 406 00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:31,230 Speaker 2: Jamie, does Fakes have mongrel in him? Because he looks 407 00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:32,350 Speaker 2: like a sweetheart. 408 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:32,950 Speaker 3: Yeah. 409 00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 4: He does. 410 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:36,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, he does. Absolutely, he's got mongrel in him. But 411 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,900 Speaker 3: I'm not sure I'd be backing him in. I'm not sure. 412 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,020 Speaker 3: Long odds. Long odds against Chris Scott, I would have 413 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:44,220 Speaker 3: thought that day. He's spotting him 20 years. And about 414 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,760 Speaker 3: 25 kilos as well. 415 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,550 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd say he'd be 18th on the order of 416 00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:53,530 Speaker 4: entry for coaches and winning a fight. No, Ross Lyne. 417 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:57,369 Speaker 3: He couldn't even slide down that bloody ice freeze. He 418 00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:59,710 Speaker 3: couldn't even do the freeze challenge properly without tearing his 419 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:00,610 Speaker 3: hamstring off the bone. 420 00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:03,310 Speaker 4: Rossi Lyon was mad as a footballer. He'd come off 421 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,780 Speaker 4: the line in an absolutely pole accident. 422 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,940 Speaker 2: But today, Ross Lyon, you can see him being good 423 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,440 Speaker 2: at darts. 424 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:12,320 Speaker 4: No, don't let his new, fun, relaxed exterior. 425 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,419 Speaker 5: He's got 10 seconds of cardio in him, and then 426 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:19,360 Speaker 5: he's cooked. Truly 10 seconds. Kenny Hinkley, also about 30. 427 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:23,450 Speaker 3: Seconds, I reckon. The boy from Reservoir, he's a tough bastard. 428 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,369 Speaker 3: I grew up as a Fitzroy supporter, and he could 429 00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:26,270 Speaker 3: iron blokes out. 430 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:30,020 Speaker 4: We need to rank 1 to 18. Oh, the coaches? 431 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:30,580 Speaker 3: Yeah. 432 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,200 Speaker 5: Vossi would be close to number 1. He's still got it. 433 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,720 Speaker 2: Let's not speculate. On the first pod back, we'll have 434 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,760 Speaker 2: the 1 to 18. Okay. 435 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,439 Speaker 4: The latter? 436 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:41,810 Speaker 2: Like Mortal Kombat, but for coaches. 437 00:18:41,869 --> 00:18:44,870 Speaker 4: I love that. 438 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,010 Speaker 2: That's Street Fighter, but it doesn't matter. 439 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 3: Hey, um. 440 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:50,760 Speaker 2: While we're in melee territory, I just thought it was 441 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:53,179 Speaker 2: very fun to watch the Deconing brothers, John. Did you 442 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:56,680 Speaker 2: see them savagely just giving each other the shits for 443 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,350 Speaker 2: three hours? 444 00:18:57,650 --> 00:19:00,450 Speaker 3: Oh, no, that was hard. It was great television, wasn't it? 445 00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:03,810 Speaker 3: But I'm not sure about Scotty's decision to put Sam 446 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:06,830 Speaker 3: Deconing against his brother, Tom. Tom's a first-rate ruckman in 447 00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:10,710 Speaker 3: the competition, probably star challenger for all Australians. Sam De 448 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:15,990 Speaker 3: Caning's a defender. So it was like putting, I don't know, 449 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:18,490 Speaker 3: putting lambs to the slaughter, putting him up against his brother. 450 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,490 Speaker 3: So I reckon it would have knocked his confidence around. 451 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:23,050 Speaker 3: It was great to watch. Their mum looked like they 452 00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,990 Speaker 3: were having a great time. She was having a great time. 453 00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:27,550 Speaker 3: A few drinks, all that sort of stuff there. But Tommy, 454 00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:30,330 Speaker 3: he was sensational, wasn't he? And Sam, I reckon he 455 00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:32,090 Speaker 3: might have been a little bit flat after the game 456 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:35,129 Speaker 3: Friday night because they were awesome, the Carlton Blues. They 457 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:36,430 Speaker 3: knocked over Geelong big time. 458 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:37,230 Speaker 5: Oh, my God. 459 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,820 Speaker 2: They gave him a big old spanking. 460 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:43,840 Speaker 3: What do you think about Dangerfield's tackle first? 461 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:47,470 Speaker 4: On the night, I thought it was fine. I've watched 462 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,530 Speaker 4: the replay. I don't think he could have done much more. 463 00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:52,710 Speaker 4: There's think if we're going to be rubbing players out 464 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:56,609 Speaker 4: for that, there was no double action. Player got up, 465 00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:59,600 Speaker 4: took the free kick, played the game out. I think 466 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:05,280 Speaker 4: they're adjudicating that far too harshly. And it does need 467 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:09,240 Speaker 4: to change because you can't have players missing football for 468 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,220 Speaker 4: that sort of tackle. 469 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:15,020 Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Yeah, I agree with that. I think at the 470 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,020 Speaker 3: end of the day you can fine them. I think 471 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,090 Speaker 3: you can bring a fine in. They've been fines all 472 00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:21,780 Speaker 3: over the weekend. Yeah, it's bloody hard, isn't it? When 473 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,659 Speaker 3: a player's running away trying to bring them down. What 474 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,990 Speaker 3: about big Tomahawk? Tomahawk looks like he's going to be 475 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,890 Speaker 3: able to get back. Brown Dog has got a foot 476 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:31,090 Speaker 3: strain and hopefully he'll be able to get back. But, geez, 477 00:20:31,109 --> 00:20:34,070 Speaker 3: he's really struggling, isn't he? So maybe this could be 478 00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:35,330 Speaker 3: the freshen up that might help him. 479 00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:37,859 Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely. Because while he's fit, he's going to play. 480 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,480 Speaker 4: And you know that. So he's been out of form 481 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,920 Speaker 4: for the majority of the year. Yeah. There was a 482 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:46,400 Speaker 4: lot of speculation that that was going to be career-ending, 483 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,030 Speaker 4: talking about things in the foot that no one really knew, 484 00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:51,709 Speaker 4: you know, navicular and things like that. 485 00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:53,490 Speaker 3: Liz Frank always gets a run. 486 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:55,810 Speaker 4: Yeah, gets a run. But in the end of the day, 487 00:20:56,970 --> 00:21:00,190 Speaker 4: it's probably the best-case scenario. He'll come back and play 488 00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:03,450 Speaker 4: footy again, and they desperately need him up and about, 489 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:04,890 Speaker 4: you know, because this is going to be his last 490 00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:06,640 Speaker 4: season as an AFL footballer. Heard that before. 491 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:07,260 Speaker 3: No doubt about that. 492 00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:08,199 Speaker 2: Heard that before. 493 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:08,940 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a thing. 494 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,720 Speaker 4: I think he's contemplating. Yeah, look, he's not going to 495 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:18,030 Speaker 4: go around next year. He's contemplating retirement. And so every 496 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:20,730 Speaker 4: game from now on, when you've made that decision, it's 497 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:23,530 Speaker 4: going to be precious. So he's going to miss however 498 00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:26,950 Speaker 4: many weeks he misses, but hopefully it gives him a 499 00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:27,470 Speaker 4: freshen up. 500 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:30,710 Speaker 3: John. What do you think about Tom Stewart? The challenges 501 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,730 Speaker 3: now for Tom Stewart, a big part of their offense, 502 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,199 Speaker 3: the Cats, is that he takes intercept marks and they 503 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:38,470 Speaker 3: go straight back at the oppo and We haven't seen 504 00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:40,950 Speaker 3: that for the last seven weeks because he's been getting tagged. 505 00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:43,330 Speaker 3: Chincotta went to him on the weekend or Friday night 506 00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:45,710 Speaker 3: and did a good job. Becoming a real problem for 507 00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:47,290 Speaker 3: Tom Stewart and clearly he's frustrated. 508 00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:52,290 Speaker 4: I'm loving the fact that coaches are using the defensive forward. 509 00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:56,610 Speaker 4: Port Adelaide did it to great effect when they played 510 00:21:56,650 --> 00:22:00,609 Speaker 4: him down at GMHBA Stadium. McEntee. Yeah, you can't let 511 00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:03,580 Speaker 4: a guy, I mean, he's been, what, four-time, five-time All-Australian. 512 00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:04,340 Speaker 3: Yeah. 513 00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:05,899 Speaker 4: He's an intercepting freak. 514 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:06,220 Speaker 5: Mm-hmm. 515 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:09,180 Speaker 4: But he has the balance absolutely right because he defends 516 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,480 Speaker 4: and wins one-on-ones, but then he zones off and takes 517 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,230 Speaker 4: these intercept marks, and then away they go. You can't 518 00:22:14,270 --> 00:22:16,730 Speaker 4: allow him to do that. So the fact that they're 519 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:21,040 Speaker 4: putting time into him and they're getting– They're getting him 520 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:26,530 Speaker 4: less disposals, less intercept marks and possessions. And Geelong, it's 521 00:22:26,609 --> 00:22:30,050 Speaker 4: affecting their ball movement. And Chincotta hit the scoreboard, kicked 522 00:22:30,090 --> 00:22:34,210 Speaker 4: a couple as well. It worked absolutely magnificently. And Tommy Stewart, 523 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:36,210 Speaker 4: that's going to be his lot in life now because 524 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,830 Speaker 4: sides have shown what they can do to nullify him. 525 00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:42,710 Speaker 4: And look, he still has an impact. It's not like 526 00:22:43,010 --> 00:22:46,689 Speaker 4: he was useless, but it's just not as much as 527 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,380 Speaker 4: we've seen over the last five years. 528 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,340 Speaker 3: I would have loved to see him go forward when 529 00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:52,650 Speaker 3: Tomahawk went down. It would have been great to throw 530 00:22:52,670 --> 00:22:56,170 Speaker 3: him forward because he's a beautiful athlete. Beautiful mark as well. 531 00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:58,379 Speaker 3: And obviously Cameron was up the field. So it would 532 00:22:58,390 --> 00:23:00,540 Speaker 3: have been good to throw him on the wing before 533 00:23:00,619 --> 00:23:01,959 Speaker 3: into the midfield. I would have loved to have seen 534 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:02,380 Speaker 3: him forward. 535 00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:04,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good call, JB. I'd never thought about that. 536 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,020 Speaker 4: But you're right. He could absolutely go forward and take 537 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,580 Speaker 4: a catch. Good luck, Jeremy Howe. 538 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,960 Speaker 2: I went and watched Eagles Essendon at Marvel. By the way, 539 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,139 Speaker 2: Essendon get crowds, man. It was sold out when I 540 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:15,459 Speaker 2: went there. 541 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,320 Speaker 4: What the hell? 542 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,160 Speaker 3: Well, they were a bit like Richmond, weren't they, back 543 00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:22,109 Speaker 3: in 2017 when the Richmond– revolution started and they uh 544 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,949 Speaker 3: people started turning up to the footy again they're one 545 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,129 Speaker 3: of the big original. 546 00:23:24,790 --> 00:23:28,210 Speaker 2: Clubs well i i firmly believe that all clubs fans 547 00:23:28,230 --> 00:23:32,750 Speaker 2: are dickheads campbell every club footy fans are largely dickheads 548 00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:36,020 Speaker 2: they call holding the ball way too early a series 549 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,480 Speaker 2: of shit that annoys me but i swear the bombers 550 00:23:38,859 --> 00:23:41,300 Speaker 2: i've been sticking up for bombers the whole year excited 551 00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:44,140 Speaker 2: for them They're quite a whingy mob. 552 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,219 Speaker 4: Well, until they win a final, I don't want to 553 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,359 Speaker 4: hear about them. Honestly, it doesn't matter what you do 554 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,760 Speaker 4: in the home and away season. They haven't won a 555 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:50,740 Speaker 4: final for 20 years. 556 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:53,619 Speaker 3: Well, they've been cooked since we bowled them over and over. 557 00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:54,780 Speaker 3: They just haven't recovered. 558 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,790 Speaker 4: Yeah, they've been cooked since the line in the sand 559 00:23:57,050 --> 00:23:58,570 Speaker 4: game as well. Double cooked. 560 00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:00,690 Speaker 2: Just want to say it was a 30-point loss to 561 00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:03,510 Speaker 2: the Eagles, but that wasn't accurate. The Eagles were with 562 00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:04,250 Speaker 2: them most of the game. 563 00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:05,430 Speaker 4: Until they weren't. 564 00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:09,070 Speaker 3: They got back into the game. Jake Stringer kicked five. 565 00:24:09,410 --> 00:24:11,930 Speaker 3: He's been solid. He's the match winner there. But West 566 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,430 Speaker 3: Coast are showing something. 567 00:24:13,570 --> 00:24:16,050 Speaker 2: You see Caddy's first goal for the Bombers. 568 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,420 Speaker 3: No, I didn't, mate. 569 00:24:17,570 --> 00:24:19,570 Speaker 2: It was off the hook, a snap from the corner. 570 00:24:19,850 --> 00:24:24,250 Speaker 4: So on the back of Saturday night's melee, Brodie, it 571 00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:27,370 Speaker 4: got my juices flowing a little bit. So I strided 572 00:24:27,430 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 4: into Rod Laver Arena last night to watch Jerry Seinfeld 573 00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:33,919 Speaker 4: because I thought Sunday night, need a good laugh to 574 00:24:33,980 --> 00:24:37,540 Speaker 4: end the week. You weren't protesting, were you? And I 575 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,699 Speaker 4: had in my mind any protesters that come out and 576 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:45,210 Speaker 4: ruin my night but also the audience's night. For a comedian, 577 00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:48,060 Speaker 4: we should be there laughing, smiling, having fun, enjoying it. 578 00:24:48,390 --> 00:24:49,389 Speaker 4: I was going to spear tackle. 579 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,560 Speaker 2: This is how you will end up in prison. 580 00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:52,200 Speaker 3: Do you understand? 581 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,940 Speaker 4: Anyway, guess what? 582 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,580 Speaker 2: This is how you're going to jail. You don't need 583 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,359 Speaker 2: to be that guy. 584 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,860 Speaker 4: I wanted to be that guy. I know I didn't 585 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,980 Speaker 4: need to, but we didn't need Spider-Man either. 586 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,619 Speaker 3: You know what it was? Because he almost was in 587 00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:06,879 Speaker 3: the melee on Saturday night. We didn't need Spider-Man. 588 00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:09,400 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, John, we're going to sit on that one. 589 00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:11,450 Speaker 4: We didn't need Spider-Man either. 590 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,210 Speaker 2: Have you lost your mind? 591 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:15,790 Speaker 4: So it was the only show of his tour that 592 00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:18,490 Speaker 4: went completely smooth sailing and there were no protests. 593 00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:19,030 Speaker 2: Thanks to Spider-Man. 594 00:25:19,090 --> 00:25:22,720 Speaker 4: So that Brown Dog didn't have to execute an execution. 595 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,680 Speaker 2: Every pod, I just. 596 00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:24,879 Speaker 3: Execute an execution. 597 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,860 Speaker 2: I know you're insane, but it just gets higher. Ads, 598 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:32,450 Speaker 2: back in a second. Welcome back to Brownlee's Podcast. Jonathan, 599 00:25:32,550 --> 00:25:35,889 Speaker 2: you're up north, so you didn't get the chat before 600 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,570 Speaker 2: the mics went on in the studio today. 601 00:25:38,010 --> 00:25:38,490 Speaker 3: What happened? 602 00:25:38,850 --> 00:25:41,390 Speaker 2: Beck reckons she played golf over the weekend, and she 603 00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:44,359 Speaker 2: struck the ball so well that sparks came off the driver. 604 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,260 Speaker 4: And she's not joking. 605 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,460 Speaker 3: That means you're hitting off a footpath. 606 00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:51,080 Speaker 2: I had eyewitness there, guys, and I was in the 607 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:52,080 Speaker 2: tee box, okay? 608 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:52,159 Speaker 3: So. 609 00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:54,510 Speaker 5: I reckon it's from the bunker. 610 00:25:54,609 --> 00:25:57,110 Speaker 4: I landed in the bunker, the previous hole, and there 611 00:25:57,150 --> 00:25:59,250 Speaker 4: was rocks attached to the golf ball. 612 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:02,010 Speaker 2: So when I set up- You claim that witnesses saw 613 00:26:02,070 --> 00:26:05,110 Speaker 2: sparks come off your- I have eyewitnesses, guys. 614 00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:08,710 Speaker 5: So they said they saw sparks, could have caused a 615 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:09,770 Speaker 5: clubhouse fire. 616 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,440 Speaker 3: You know that some bunkers and some clubs have got 617 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,459 Speaker 3: concrete aggregate in the base of them. to help with 618 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,189 Speaker 3: the flood mitigation. So that's probably what it was. You 619 00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:25,030 Speaker 3: might have hit the base. You've gone through the sand. 620 00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:27,790 Speaker 3: You've chopped up so much sand, Bec, that you've actually 621 00:26:27,830 --> 00:26:29,990 Speaker 3: hit the concrete base of the bunker. There you go. 622 00:26:29,990 --> 00:26:31,430 Speaker 5: There you go, and collected some rocks. 623 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:32,880 Speaker 4: Collected some rocks. 624 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,660 Speaker 3: So maybe you've got to skim it a little bit lighter, 625 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,040 Speaker 3: I reckon. 626 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,580 Speaker 2: You've solved golf, and that's just more proof. Remember Michael Porter, 627 00:26:38,619 --> 00:26:42,580 Speaker 2: the lovely... great of the game that the AFL said 628 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,180 Speaker 2: was dead. 629 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,740 Speaker 4: Yeah, Potholes, they called him. Potholes, right. 630 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,220 Speaker 3: Good guy. 631 00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:49,040 Speaker 4: Was it Portholes or Potholes? Yeah, I think it was Portholes. 632 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,340 Speaker 5: Oh, well done. 633 00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:51,310 Speaker 4: Well done. 634 00:26:51,350 --> 00:26:53,350 Speaker 5: He said it with such conviction. 635 00:26:53,450 --> 00:26:55,850 Speaker 3: He's an author on Premiership Bar. You've got to know 636 00:26:55,869 --> 00:26:56,629 Speaker 3: this shit, though. 637 00:26:57,540 --> 00:27:00,020 Speaker 2: So he came out and spoke about this thing because 638 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:02,659 Speaker 2: his phone was blowing up. Are you alive? Are you alive? 639 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,120 Speaker 3: Blah, blah, blah. 640 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:05,240 Speaker 2: He's a sweet guy. Have a listen to what he 641 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,310 Speaker 2: had to say about the whole debacle, about the AFL 642 00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:11,609 Speaker 2: on a big night, just putting him into a group 643 00:27:11,650 --> 00:27:12,570 Speaker 2: of deceased people. 644 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:17,090 Speaker 7: I must admit, I just thought, oh, well, I got 645 00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:22,149 Speaker 7: it wrong. Worse than making a mistake is probably the 646 00:27:22,190 --> 00:27:25,890 Speaker 7: fact that I read today that The AFL said that 647 00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:33,060 Speaker 7: they'd actually spoken to me, and they haven't. I think that's, A, 648 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,350 Speaker 7: they made a mistake, and then they're saying, well, we've 649 00:27:36,410 --> 00:27:40,710 Speaker 7: contacted him. You know, he understands, but they haven't contacted him. 650 00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:43,590 Speaker 7: I don't think that's all that flash. 651 00:27:43,630 --> 00:27:46,109 Speaker 4: So the first mistake is the mistake, right? 652 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:46,530 Speaker 3: Yeah, man. 653 00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:49,449 Speaker 4: The second thing is the lie to cover up the mistake. 654 00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:53,620 Speaker 2: That's some bullshit. He deserves 12 bottles of red flash stuff. 655 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:54,860 Speaker 4: A couple of grand final tickets, sorry. 656 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:55,760 Speaker 2: A couple of grand final tickets. 657 00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:57,240 Speaker 4: Sorry for the pain that we caused. 658 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,500 Speaker 3: So who said they made the call? Who said they 659 00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:01,240 Speaker 3: got in contact? 660 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:04,730 Speaker 2: Some knob at the AFL, and they messed this one up. 661 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:07,369 Speaker 2: They're going to make this right. Now, listen to what 662 00:28:07,410 --> 00:28:11,210 Speaker 2: he said. Crowbar's little comment here that I thought was 663 00:28:11,230 --> 00:28:14,330 Speaker 2: very funny, John. Now, he says points. He pronounces the 664 00:28:14,369 --> 00:28:18,250 Speaker 2: word points a bit funny. So just, yeah, just with 665 00:28:18,270 --> 00:28:18,650 Speaker 2: that in mind. 666 00:28:18,670 --> 00:28:21,850 Speaker 3: You know, I'm alive and I'm well. Had 43 pints 667 00:28:21,970 --> 00:28:22,850 Speaker 3: of golf today. 668 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:26,290 Speaker 4: Pints or. 669 00:28:27,550 --> 00:28:28,070 Speaker 2: Points? 670 00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:30,030 Speaker 3: 43 pints of golf would be a bloody good effort. 671 00:28:30,650 --> 00:28:32,590 Speaker 3: You'd be hitting them well by the end of it, Beck. 672 00:28:32,630 --> 00:28:34,490 Speaker 3: Maybe you should take a lesson from Pornhouse. 673 00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:36,530 Speaker 2: Beck and Portholes as a duo. 674 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,990 Speaker 4: I think we need to go ahead and do it. 675 00:28:40,030 --> 00:28:41,310 Speaker 2: All right. Well, that sounds great. 676 00:28:41,330 --> 00:28:41,810 Speaker 3: Taggers. 677 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:44,730 Speaker 2: Let's talk about Taggers. Who was this? Who was this? 678 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:48,390 Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to talk about the staging first, Dino, 679 00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:54,820 Speaker 3: because Stephen May, on Saturday night, he staged for the 680 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,620 Speaker 3: head knock, and the umpire fell into it and played 681 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 3: the free kick. I'm not having a crack at the umpire, boys, 682 00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:03,340 Speaker 3: because the umpires are told, if in doubt, it looks 683 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,720 Speaker 3: like there's a head contact, pay the free kick. So 684 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,940 Speaker 3: we're making this game harder and harder for the umpires 685 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:11,560 Speaker 3: to umpire because players are now starting to dip their 686 00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:15,110 Speaker 3: head into the ground. So he got a fine. There 687 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,170 Speaker 3: was calls for a suspension from Stephen May. May have 688 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,470 Speaker 3: been a little bit harsh, but this is the by-product 689 00:29:21,070 --> 00:29:23,110 Speaker 3: of all this protecting of the head. Now we're going 690 00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:26,310 Speaker 3: through a pretty heavy phase at the moment with concussion 691 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:28,030 Speaker 3: talk and all that sort of stuff. The last thing 692 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:31,260 Speaker 3: we need in our game, is players to start staging 693 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,820 Speaker 3: as if they've hit their head on the ground to 694 00:29:32,860 --> 00:29:33,620 Speaker 3: draw free kicks. 695 00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:36,030 Speaker 4: I've got a solution to that, and you'll never see 696 00:29:36,070 --> 00:29:38,430 Speaker 4: another AFL player do it again. 697 00:29:38,790 --> 00:29:39,130 Speaker 1: Really? 698 00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:39,390 Speaker 3: Yep. 699 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,020 Speaker 2: So what you're about to suggest will solve the problem 700 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 2: for everyone. 701 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:44,200 Speaker 3: You're not going to spear tackle him, are you? 702 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:48,260 Speaker 4: No, no. Okay, so instead of copying a fine, you 703 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,430 Speaker 4: get rewarded at the time with the free kick or 704 00:29:50,450 --> 00:29:53,070 Speaker 4: the potential to get a free kick. Worst case scenario, 705 00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:55,250 Speaker 4: like we've seen with Stephen May, is you get the fine. 706 00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:58,370 Speaker 4: We haven't seen too many staging fines given this year 707 00:29:58,390 --> 00:29:58,810 Speaker 4: by the MRO. 708 00:29:58,850 --> 00:29:58,990 Speaker 6: Right. 709 00:29:59,510 --> 00:30:02,490 Speaker 4: But if you get up holding your neck and wincing 710 00:30:02,530 --> 00:30:08,730 Speaker 4: in pain, then the umpire says, righto, free kick. Yep, 711 00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:12,180 Speaker 4: you've hit your head. Now you need to go off 712 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:16,120 Speaker 4: for 15 minutes and have an MRI, a HIA. 713 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,140 Speaker 2: That's a pretty good idea. 714 00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:21,620 Speaker 4: And clearly you'll pass the HIA because you didn't hit 715 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,380 Speaker 4: your head in the first place, but you'll be on 716 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,200 Speaker 4: the bench for 15 minutes. 717 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:27,100 Speaker 2: Dog, I thought you were going to say some dumb 718 00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:28,440 Speaker 2: shit then. That's brilliant. 719 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:28,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. 720 00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:32,770 Speaker 4: And what will happen is you'll have players that genuinely 721 00:30:32,810 --> 00:30:34,520 Speaker 4: hit their head and neck and stuff and they get 722 00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:37,640 Speaker 4: up cradling it and they've actually done it. So they'll 723 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:40,210 Speaker 4: need to get an HIA anyway. And the players will 724 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:45,580 Speaker 4: immediately stop feigning... driving their head into the ground after 725 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,840 Speaker 4: the shoulders hit it and there's no way they can 726 00:30:48,860 --> 00:30:51,500 Speaker 4: get injured. They won't be getting up, wincing in front 727 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,060 Speaker 4: of the umpire. 728 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,010 Speaker 2: Because players do not want to lose minutes. It's their crack. 729 00:30:55,050 --> 00:30:56,030 Speaker 2: They need to be on the ground. 730 00:30:56,050 --> 00:30:58,510 Speaker 3: If Stephen May went off for 15... It's instantaneous consequence. 731 00:30:58,830 --> 00:30:59,230 Speaker 4: Absolutely. 732 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:02,170 Speaker 3: That's what Brownock's talking about. The fine's not enough. Free 733 00:31:02,190 --> 00:31:02,910 Speaker 3: kick's not enough. 734 00:31:02,930 --> 00:31:05,410 Speaker 4: Because if May goes off for 15 minutes, JB and 735 00:31:05,450 --> 00:31:07,780 Speaker 4: Larkey kicks a goal or two, that's the game. And 736 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:10,240 Speaker 4: Goodwin's going, oh my God, we've just lost our best defender. 737 00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:10,420 Speaker 3: He was. 738 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:13,459 Speaker 4: arguably the best man on the ground for 15 when 739 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,100 Speaker 4: he didn't have to. 740 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:17,730 Speaker 5: Did Stephen wince more after that tackle or when you punched. 741 00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:18,070 Speaker 4: Him in Vegas? 742 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:18,710 Speaker 2: Good question. 743 00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:20,610 Speaker 4: Jonathan, after that tackle. 744 00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:23,330 Speaker 2: That's a legitimate... That could be a really good idea. 745 00:31:23,390 --> 00:31:25,090 Speaker 4: Is that the first good thing I've ever seen on 746 00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:25,950 Speaker 4: the podcast? 747 00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:29,540 Speaker 3: Well, it's been discussed behind the scenes, but, Brown Dog, 748 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,560 Speaker 3: they've got to take notice of what you're saying at 749 00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:35,800 Speaker 3: AFL House. So I know that... Yeah, it just seemed 750 00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:39,550 Speaker 3: like you said, it's instantaneous consequence, no question about it, 751 00:31:39,780 --> 00:31:42,540 Speaker 3: and for the good of the game and to make 752 00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:45,320 Speaker 3: it easy for the umpires, it seems like a pretty 753 00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:47,300 Speaker 3: easy solution, doesn't it? 754 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:47,780 Speaker 4: Oh, man. 755 00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:50,200 Speaker 3: Because we know $ 1, 000 fines, dog, $ 1, 500 fines, and the 756 00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:52,620 Speaker 3: wages that the players are on these days, he's not 757 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 3: going to cut it. 758 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,920 Speaker 4: The AFL haven't taken me seriously since 2013 when I 759 00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,320 Speaker 4: defended myself at the tribunal and I quoted Isaac Newton's 760 00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:01,320 Speaker 4: third law of motion. 761 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:06,780 Speaker 2: In a suit. I love the fact that you represented 762 00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:08,400 Speaker 2: yourself like Ted Bundy. 763 00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:11,970 Speaker 4: Yeah, we both got the same result. The death penalty. 764 00:32:11,990 --> 00:32:12,950 Speaker 4: I never played again. 765 00:32:13,010 --> 00:32:15,730 Speaker 2: You know, $ 1, 000, Stephen May would spend that on entrees 766 00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:16,170 Speaker 2: at Nobu. 767 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:17,090 Speaker 7: Yeah. 768 00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:18,230 Speaker 4: Entrecotto. 769 00:32:18,310 --> 00:32:21,610 Speaker 5: Entrecotto. 770 00:32:22,290 --> 00:32:24,030 Speaker 4: All three of us were in sync just then. 771 00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:25,130 Speaker 6: All right. 772 00:32:25,170 --> 00:32:27,950 Speaker 2: Hey, taggers. Do we like taggers? 773 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:30,970 Speaker 3: I like how it's come back. Brandog, do you ever tag? 774 00:32:31,810 --> 00:32:36,930 Speaker 4: I tagged Jason Ackermanis once on a win. Mate, he 775 00:32:36,970 --> 00:32:40,120 Speaker 4: gave me osteitis pubis. He ran that hard. Seriously. I've 776 00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:41,820 Speaker 4: never run that hard in my life. And then my 777 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:42,460 Speaker 4: groins blew up. 778 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,459 Speaker 3: Well, you were quick. That's probably why Clark, I would 779 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,120 Speaker 3: have put him on you. put you on him. 780 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:46,480 Speaker 4: Yeah. 781 00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:50,100 Speaker 3: But yeah, I love the fact the taggers have come 782 00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:52,050 Speaker 3: back and I always think there's room for it in 783 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,050 Speaker 3: the game. Jarrah Berry's done a good job for Brisbane 784 00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:57,110 Speaker 3: the last few weeks. Chincon has done a good job 785 00:32:57,150 --> 00:32:59,710 Speaker 3: in a different role, sometimes outside the centre square, but 786 00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:02,150 Speaker 3: it just goes to show you can have a tagger 787 00:33:02,310 --> 00:33:04,750 Speaker 3: in your team and it doesn't stuff up your team 788 00:33:04,790 --> 00:33:06,790 Speaker 3: defence like Ross Lyon said a couple of weeks ago. 789 00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,790 Speaker 3: So I love being able to go to the footy 790 00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:10,750 Speaker 3: and follow a match-up, don't you reckon? Because it doesn't 791 00:33:10,770 --> 00:33:13,220 Speaker 3: happen nowadays like It doesn't happen as much with the 792 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,960 Speaker 3: key defenders and the key forwards, the Jackiewicz-Carey match-ups back 793 00:33:16,980 --> 00:33:20,100 Speaker 3: in the day because these zoning defences. So it's just 794 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,180 Speaker 3: great to be able to go there, put your binoculars, 795 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,050 Speaker 3: put the binoculars on a match-up and just follow it 796 00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:25,660 Speaker 3: all day long. 797 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:26,410 Speaker 2: The binoculars. 798 00:33:26,430 --> 00:33:31,390 Speaker 4: Windhagen does a bit for the Saints. I think it's– 799 00:33:31,730 --> 00:33:35,110 Speaker 4: I'll put it this way. I'm more of a defensively-minded coach. 800 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:38,650 Speaker 4: I love defensive forwards and taggers, and I just think that– 801 00:33:38,910 --> 00:33:41,020 Speaker 4: If you're going into a game and you're not looking 802 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:46,600 Speaker 4: at minimising or disrupting the best player in the opposition's game, 803 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,540 Speaker 4: then what the hell are you doing? Like, what are 804 00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:53,200 Speaker 4: you doing? So I would always engage a run with, 805 00:33:53,410 --> 00:33:55,390 Speaker 4: no doubt about it. But I don't ever want to 806 00:33:55,430 --> 00:33:56,810 Speaker 4: coach again because I can't be. 807 00:33:56,750 --> 00:34:03,110 Speaker 3: F * * * ed. But it's interesting though, and 808 00:34:03,490 --> 00:34:05,690 Speaker 3: it's great to follow because you get storylines out of 809 00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:08,160 Speaker 3: a brown dog, whether it's... Yeah, there's a blue or 810 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,529 Speaker 3: teammates sticking up for the guy that's been tagged and 811 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,529 Speaker 3: they come in to stick up for him. Or what 812 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:16,710 Speaker 3: happened last week when Alistair Clarkson got absolutely smashed for 813 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:19,350 Speaker 3: changing that matchup with Dacos and Will Phillips, even though 814 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:22,310 Speaker 3: Will Phillips was absolutely cooked in the third quarter from 815 00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:25,469 Speaker 3: Nick Dacos running him ragged. But there's good storylines to 816 00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:25,969 Speaker 3: come out of it. 817 00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:30,680 Speaker 2: Ads back in a sec. This is Brownies Podcast. John, 818 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:34,230 Speaker 2: congrats on the whatever little... Rusty Shack you moved into 819 00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:37,570 Speaker 2: because you moved out. Congratulations. It's very exciting. What a 820 00:34:37,590 --> 00:34:39,570 Speaker 2: world is coming up. But we're going to be taking 821 00:34:39,670 --> 00:34:44,710 Speaker 2: a two-pod break after this session. And after we get back, 822 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,989 Speaker 2: we're going to put back in the air talks of 823 00:34:47,030 --> 00:34:50,170 Speaker 2: another listener party in some capacity. We've just got to 824 00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:51,870 Speaker 2: get it back in the air. Yes or no, people? 825 00:34:52,670 --> 00:34:55,650 Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. Yeah, we do want it. We want 826 00:34:55,690 --> 00:34:58,050 Speaker 3: it for finals, don't we? Don't we aim it for finals? 827 00:34:58,770 --> 00:34:59,990 Speaker 3: Prelim final, ideally. 828 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:00,470 Speaker 4: Yep, absolutely. 829 00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:04,130 Speaker 2: Absolutely. Dog, time for... What a world! 830 00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:06,510 Speaker 4: Now, this is an absolute beauty. There's a US citizen 831 00:35:06,590 --> 00:35:16,569 Speaker 4: called Cherish who was swindled out of $ 700, 000 US. She 832 00:35:16,650 --> 00:35:20,509 Speaker 4: bought artificial jewellery. She thought that she was getting necklaces 833 00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:26,509 Speaker 4: and beautiful jewellery ornaments from Jewellery Bazaar in Jaipur, a 834 00:35:26,530 --> 00:35:27,250 Speaker 4: nice little shop. 835 00:35:27,510 --> 00:35:28,549 Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. And. 836 00:35:29,870 --> 00:35:36,270 Speaker 4: She discovered upon paying 700,000 US dollars, which equates to 837 00:35:37,150 --> 00:35:41,009 Speaker 4: six crore in rupees, for those of you following along. 838 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:44,800 Speaker 4: in terms of currency exchange. It was really worth 300 839 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:50,910 Speaker 4: Indian rupees, which was the equivalent of $ 4. So she's 840 00:35:50,969 --> 00:35:53,110 Speaker 4: been absolutely duped, right? 841 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:53,470 Speaker 5: Jesus. 842 00:35:53,870 --> 00:35:56,170 Speaker 4: And how dumb must you be if you're buying, you know, 843 00:35:56,230 --> 00:36:01,700 Speaker 4: jewellery from Jaipur thinking it's real? But Jurov and Rajendra 844 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,620 Speaker 4: Soni are now fugitives on the run. They're the owners 845 00:36:05,660 --> 00:36:08,040 Speaker 4: of the shop. Really? That managed to get hold of 846 00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:10,760 Speaker 4: Cherish and... The one thing that she won't be doing 847 00:36:11,110 --> 00:36:14,870 Speaker 4: is cherishing that jewellery for much longer because she lost 700k. 848 00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:15,219 Speaker 4: What a world! 849 00:36:19,090 --> 00:36:20,010 Speaker 3: Nicely put, dog. 850 00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:23,830 Speaker 2: I just pulled up this business on Google. Can we 851 00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:27,370 Speaker 2: try and call them, Brodes? Prank calls are a bit 852 00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:28,350 Speaker 2: frowned upon. 853 00:36:28,489 --> 00:36:30,660 Speaker 3: It hasn't got a nurse on the end of the line, 854 00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:31,260 Speaker 3: has it, Dana? 855 00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:34,720 Speaker 2: I don't think so, no. Hey, great show, everyone. John, 856 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,759 Speaker 2: enjoy your little week off. I'm not asking you about 857 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,920 Speaker 2: the house, but how has it been? Do you at 858 00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:42,660 Speaker 2: least have a swimming pool? Can you just answer that? 859 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,169 Speaker 3: Yes, we've got a little swimming pool. Yeah, nice little 860 00:36:47,190 --> 00:36:48,050 Speaker 3: swimming pool. 50 metres. 861 00:36:48,590 --> 00:36:49,770 Speaker 2: You know I'm coming up there, man. 862 00:36:50,489 --> 00:36:52,770 Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely. We've got room for you there, mate. Come 863 00:36:52,870 --> 00:36:54,629 Speaker 3: up and I'll look after you. A couple of beers 864 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:57,230 Speaker 3: in the back deck would be just beautiful. Grab pots 865 00:36:57,310 --> 00:36:58,170 Speaker 3: out and we're laughing. 866 00:36:58,430 --> 00:37:00,910 Speaker 2: Dog, I know you didn't have a drink over the weekend, and, mate, 867 00:37:00,950 --> 00:37:01,810 Speaker 2: you're sharp. 868 00:37:02,030 --> 00:37:02,630 Speaker 4: Am I sharp? 869 00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:02,870 Speaker 1: Yes. 870 00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:04,230 Speaker 2: Did you tell? Jesus. 871 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:06,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, clarity, focus. 872 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:08,680 Speaker 3: I'm ready. How much, mate? Actually, you're a bit like 873 00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,299 Speaker 3: Justin Timberlake's mugshot. Round off. 874 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:11,780 Speaker 4: Mate. 875 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,060 Speaker 2: What about him? 876 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,560 Speaker 3: He looked remarkably sharp, though. It's like they let him 877 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,180 Speaker 3: dress up, get ready for the mugshot, put the eye 878 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:25,500 Speaker 3: drops in, and then, mate, he stared the camera straight 879 00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:27,360 Speaker 3: down the barrel. That's a mugshot you want to get. 880 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:30,360 Speaker 4: He's bring a drink driving back. Well, goodbye. 881 00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:35,280 Speaker 2: What I like then, Campbell just headphones off, see you later. 882 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,040 Speaker 2: His mic dropped. 883 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:37,680 Speaker 4: See you, gang. Love you all.