Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. Oh hello, and I want to say.
Speaker 2: A very public happy birthday to my beautiful friend Tory.
Speaker 1: It is her birthday today and she'll be thrilled to
Speaker 1: get a shout out on the radio.
Speaker 3: Happy Birthday, Tory. Should we sling our priceline pharmacy voucher
Speaker 3: as last morning?
Speaker 1: Yes we should. Death.
Speaker 3: Let's make it happen.
Speaker 1: I might meet her at a store like a prize winner.
Speaker 3: And treat her like a prize if you've never met her.
Speaker 2: Yes, Hi know you're all the way from Balarata anyway,
Speaker 2: Great to be here. God love a Tuesday, because it's
Speaker 2: your opportunity to turn misery into joy, is it not.
Speaker 2: I'm thrilled to tell you that I've got something. I've
Speaker 2: got another thing in common with Matt Shervington. Apart from
Speaker 2: the fact that when we have speedos on, it looks
Speaker 2: like a budge is sleeping in our pants. He and
Speaker 2: Nat Barr had this conversation this morning.
Speaker 3: You have never peed in the shower, I reckon, I
Speaker 3: must have like over the time.
Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about in your own shower.
Speaker 3: Really every day we got to stop it, I admit it.
Speaker 2: Servo went on to say that he always peas in
Speaker 2: the shower and that warm water is his kryptonite the
Speaker 2: minute it touches his body. He said, it doesn't matter
Speaker 2: if I've done a hundred weeys, I'll have to do
Speaker 2: another one.
Speaker 1: I hear you should.
Speaker 4: Imagine how much that thing would hold. Then be a
Speaker 4: lot to release. We've got a massive show after three o'clock.
Speaker 4: There is a trip to Sri Lanka to be one
Speaker 4: in Chrissy's quizzy.
Speaker 3: Make sure you tune in.
Speaker 4: We've got a rabbit update. Yes, before three o'clock we're
Speaker 4: going to hear that. But next we're doing our to
Speaker 4: do list. Tuesday.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan show is Tuesday, which is a bit
Speaker 1: of a nothing day. Good time to do this to
Speaker 1: do list Tuesday. Oh yeah, let's go one for one.
Speaker 3: Let's do it mix it up a bit.
Speaker 2: Having said that, I reckon, I've always got more on
Speaker 2: my to do list than you do.
Speaker 3: How many items do you have this week?
Speaker 1: Twenty five? I've got to just for today.
Speaker 3: All right, you kick us off, but I've.
Speaker 1: Edited them down.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I mean it's the fifteenth, so top on
Speaker 2: to do list, pay all outstanding.
Speaker 3: Bills, you and me both so on it.
Speaker 2: I haven't done it yet because I just want that
Speaker 2: moment of it all being there before I tear it out.
Speaker 3: We are so the same.
Speaker 4: I do that as well, like just enjoy a day
Speaker 4: e in like some actual cash bean in my bank account.
Speaker 5: Yees.
Speaker 1: So that's going to follow over to to do list Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, So.
Speaker 4: First one is buy oil bottle from Chef's Hat for
Speaker 4: my auntie. So there's a particular like oil bottle my
Speaker 4: mum and auntie Carolyn love. It's like a glass oil
Speaker 4: bottle that they refill and one of them broke, So
Speaker 4: I've got to go a Chef's Hat to get them money.
Speaker 3: Right, new work. I know, I'm a good nat.
Speaker 2: I can give you some tips on how to buy
Speaker 2: something online and then organize to click and collect it
Speaker 2: and then never turn up.
Speaker 3: You could do that, but I shan't be doing that.
Speaker 3: That's for you.
Speaker 1: Film bing Bong excuse me. Okay.
Speaker 2: So there is a character and inside out called bing Bong, right,
Speaker 2: and I've never forgotten him, and he's my favorite and
Speaker 2: our friend, our mutual friend John also loves Bingbong. Well,
Speaker 2: when I was cleaning out one of the kids rooms.
Speaker 2: I found an old toy of bing Bong and it
Speaker 2: still looks amazing. I washed it up and I changed
Speaker 2: the batteries and it talks, and I need to film
Speaker 2: bing Bong talking to send to John.
Speaker 3: I love that is bing Bong meant to replicate an elephant.
Speaker 2: Yes, and he's an imaginary friend. And then as she
Speaker 2: grows up, as Riley grows up, bing Bong disappears.
Speaker 3: It's so hard us.
Speaker 1: Oh God.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the rabbit, I do have a rabbit update.
Speaker 2: My daughter's rabbit Chicago took off yesterday.
Speaker 1: Did she come back or down?
Speaker 4: My next item on my to do list is go
Speaker 4: to two button store to select button for Derby day suits.
Speaker 4: So I designed my Derby day suit this morning with
Speaker 4: my friend Effie. Shout out to Effie Kats. We can't
Speaker 4: find a button that we like for the suit. So
Speaker 4: she's like, there's a really good button store on glen
Speaker 4: Ferry Road, go find a good button.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to do that.
Speaker 2: What no, I should have brought in my collection. You
Speaker 2: know how you get a free button with every jes
Speaker 2: that you've got. I've got a seven thousand which I'll
Speaker 2: never use. Did you know my ex has a phobia
Speaker 2: of buttons. What yeah, yeah, it's got it's a thing
Speaker 2: and are you yeah? It makes him like dry reach
Speaker 2: and it's disgusting. So to Taunty most clap top two
Speaker 2: buttons together.
Speaker 3: I have never heard of that before. I'd love to
Speaker 3: hear more about that.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe we should.
Speaker 2: Check it out there thirteen twenty four to ten. Do
Speaker 2: you have a weird phobia of buttons?
Speaker 3: Hey, but back on the button my button hunt?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you have any like big ones or are they
Speaker 3: all pretty small shirt sized? I'd like a big bad boy,
Speaker 3: like a fifty cent coin size.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe where trench cocaine with what color?
Speaker 3: Gold or something?
Speaker 1: Noah, go to the go to the that's the end
Speaker 1: of my.
Speaker 2: To Okay, God, I've got to choose, to choose, I've
Speaker 2: got two more.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 2: Reach out to Rachel Hart to tell her I'm canceling today.
Speaker 2: So I booked the podcast studio because I was going
Speaker 2: to do some podcasts, and then my babysitter didn't turn up,
Speaker 2: so threw my morning into disarray. And I did forget
Speaker 2: to tell Rache and the booking lapsed an hour ago.
Speaker 1: So I think she knows that I'm not going here's
Speaker 1: the last one. You're gonna love this.
Speaker 2: Make a gender. I'm writing it to showing it to you.
Speaker 2: Make a gender for tonight's family meeting and Ted talk
Speaker 2: Oh topics to cover public transport and why protein and
Speaker 2: slip deep her important.
Speaker 1: I bet you wish that you were one of my kids.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's going to be a fun Tuesday night in
Speaker 3: your household. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: This time yesterday, I was very emotional because I was
Speaker 2: talking about Chicago, my daughter's bunny, who I have fallen
Speaker 2: in love with.
Speaker 1: I love that Bunnyyah, it's weird, man, she's magical. What happened.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a quick update in case you missed
Speaker 2: it completely. Yesterday my daughter moves peg moves her bunny
Speaker 2: Chicago from where she sleeps into what we call the
Speaker 2: day spar which is like an enclosed pen so she
Speaker 2: can have a stretch of her legs during the day.
Speaker 1: Yes, she does that every morning before school.
Speaker 3: A bougie bunny, animal guy. But it's a gorgeous bunny.
Speaker 3: You've showed me several photos.
Speaker 1: Not only is she pretty, she is charismatic. We are
Speaker 1: mad at chicagoez if you will, she's got Riz mad Riz.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Peg did that, as she always does, went back
Speaker 2: to get Chicago's sister.
Speaker 1: Gingy returned to the.
Speaker 2: Day spa and she was like, where's Chicago. There was
Speaker 2: a fault with the latch and she had latched it,
Speaker 2: but it hadn't latched. Chicago escaped and it is the
Speaker 2: first time that we have not been able to just
Speaker 2: get our eyes on this bunny. Peg had to go
Speaker 2: to school, and I mean, all hell broke loose. I
Speaker 2: was trying to be positive, but I was really worried
Speaker 2: because I thought, this bunny's gone. We're never going to
Speaker 2: see her again. And I have to, you know, mother
Speaker 2: up and talk about grief and loss and all of
Speaker 2: that stuff with my daughter. And I just never wanted
Speaker 2: to go home.
Speaker 1: I wanted to join the witness Protection program.
Speaker 4: You did stay here quite late last night. I think
Speaker 4: I was home for like fifteen minutes and you were
Speaker 4: still here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was here till like I stayed for
Speaker 2: an hour and a half after the show.
Speaker 3: Wow, I wanted to avoid it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, After Pegg had gone to school, I searched for
Speaker 2: two hours every inch, every nook and cranny of the garden.
Speaker 2: Couldn't find the bunny. Had to come into work. I
Speaker 2: texted Charlotte, our next door neighbor, and she got back
Speaker 2: to me later on in the afternoon to tell me,
Speaker 2: Oh God, now I can't wait to tell me that
Speaker 2: she'd looked for the bunny and couldn't find her. The
Speaker 2: guy that mows my lawns popped in and I said
Speaker 2: to him, please keep your eye out for this bunny,
Speaker 2: and I sent a photo of Chicago.
Speaker 3: Imagine if you just started cutting the grass and feathers
Speaker 3: were just flying everywhere.
Speaker 2: That would be odd because rabbits don't have feathers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they got for beautiful soft fur. Anyway, he texted me back, no, sorry,
Speaker 2: no bunny. And then the heartbreaking texts from my daughter
Speaker 2: while I was still on air and she had finished
Speaker 2: school and she's like update, question mark, do you think
Speaker 2: she'll eventually show up?
Speaker 1: Mom?
Speaker 2: I'm so scared tonight. Can we both go through the
Speaker 2: front yard in the backyard, she could be anywhere.
Speaker 1: Mum. What if we don't find her? Mum? What if
Speaker 1: I never see her again?
Speaker 2: Mum? So I'm just like, oh my god, how do
Speaker 2: I answer this poor girl? Because the chances are yes,
Speaker 2: the bunny has.
Speaker 1: Gone you and danger girl. You're in danger girl.
Speaker 2: Anyway, as I said, I was wanting to join the
Speaker 2: witness Protection program and I didn't want to go home
Speaker 2: and mother up. Eventually, I was getting my stuff together
Speaker 2: and my phone went off.
Speaker 1: Two texts at the.
Speaker 2: Same time, one from my son Kit and one from
Speaker 2: my daughter. Kids said, OMG, and Peg said, we found her.
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Yes, she was up in my podcast studio.
Speaker 3: How did she get up there?
Speaker 2: She's aspirational, She's aspirational, we screamed.
Speaker 1: My daughter was crying.
Speaker 2: By the time I got home, I was dancing around
Speaker 2: the backyard holding that bunny, enjoying this song and singing
Speaker 2: it by Chicago and if you leave me now, you'lty
Speaker 2: goalie the big I was singing into that bunny's little face.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I put a padlock on the hatch.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm surprised the bunny didn't die from how hard
Speaker 4: you're all squeezing and hugging it. She loves us to
Speaker 4: the photos are were receiving last night. That bunny's gonna
Speaker 4: wish it had stayed away.
Speaker 2: Listen, I should post the photograph of what my kids saw.
Speaker 1: So they were in the backyard.
Speaker 2: My podcast studio is up on a second level above
Speaker 2: the garage. There's this little silhouette of a little black
Speaker 2: bunny behind the curtain full view. She was just watching
Speaker 2: us from above, going.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your day of hell.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about this interview. I haven't had a chance
Speaker 2: to have a look at it. It is our favorite
Speaker 2: west child, Northy, Northy, Norri call her Nori. I think
Speaker 2: so she might have grown out of that.
Speaker 3: I think Kim still does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she has been interviewed by her own mum.
Speaker 3: Yes, for Interview magazine, and the video is great.
Speaker 4: It's the first time you've kind of you when you
Speaker 4: see like child stars and there's suddenly a teenager. I
Speaker 4: feel like North's crossed that sort of line of She's
Speaker 4: like her own little mini adult.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: She has so much spunk, so much spunk. Listen to
Speaker 3: how she introduces herself Swanny.
Speaker 8: Hey, it's me Tyler Creator hate me, Kanye, wes Hey,
Speaker 8: it's me not.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I get in welcome, I was.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 2: I What I get from that is that she's always
Speaker 2: been allowed to just be herself. I love that about her.
Speaker 2: Thin Kardashian's a really great mum.
Speaker 3: I think so too. Yeah, and I think also North
Speaker 3: is literally a control C control V of Kanye, but
Speaker 3: like a new and improved version.
Speaker 1: I agree. So hopefully she's not in the news headlines.
Speaker 1: I could no.
Speaker 3: This past week has been great, Kanye.
Speaker 4: Now, some of these questions, Swani, they're like, usually I
Speaker 4: know most things about you, but I don't know the
Speaker 4: answers to these questions that North was asked about you, Like,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't know your answer. So I'm going to play
Speaker 4: what North answer is to Kim's question, and then I
Speaker 4: want to hear yours.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, great, okay.
Speaker 3: Our first question.
Speaker 1: If you could live inside of a cartoon, which one
Speaker 1: would be Barbie?
Speaker 8: I really like Raquel and it's a good Joe and
Speaker 8: I watch it every night. I will literally be like, yes,
Speaker 8: I'm a barbe Come on.
Speaker 1: Who's Raquel?
Speaker 3: Raquel's a character in the cartoon of Bube.
Speaker 1: Oh, there you go.
Speaker 3: If you could live inside a cartoon, what would you well?
Speaker 1: Straightway?
Speaker 2: The iconic film clip take on Me by Aha comes
Speaker 2: to mind, and it was the most amazing clip at
Speaker 2: the time and it still stands up.
Speaker 1: I would live in that.
Speaker 3: Great good answer, thank you. Question number two, what's your
Speaker 3: favorite style?
Speaker 8: I like very like street wearing, like nineties Tyler de Creator,
Speaker 8: my dad, me me.
Speaker 2: She loves her dad and she loves herself and good honor.
Speaker 2: My favorite style look anything that I can wear that
Speaker 2: disguises the fact that my saggy boobs don't.
Speaker 3: Have a brown on.
Speaker 2: So I like, at the moment, I'm wearing a matching
Speaker 2: tracks from Kmart. I wore this yesterday, Well, the same one,
Speaker 2: but you know, different color and no bra and you
Speaker 2: could not tell you didn't know they're sitting on my
Speaker 2: bum back.
Speaker 3: Your boobs could be on the floor. I wouldn't know exactly, alrighty,
Speaker 3: next question, what's one lesson?
Speaker 8: You'll never forget to trust God only, don't trust nobody else.
Speaker 8: Except God, because.
Speaker 3: I mean listen, probably learn to trust someone else as well.
Speaker 2: Yes, one lesson You'll never forget that making a paste involving.
Speaker 1: Buy carb soda. There is not a stain. It will
Speaker 1: not fix if you leave it overnight. Huge.
Speaker 3: Alrighty. Our second last question, what's your favorite song?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 8: I don't love you anymore?
Speaker 2: Bye, Tyler, God she's mad for Tyler the career Jim,
Speaker 2: what's your favorite song?
Speaker 1: My favorite song? Oh?
Speaker 3: God, something Taylor.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I can't get, I can't say, I
Speaker 1: can't I don't know.
Speaker 3: If you had to pick right now today.
Speaker 1: Well, I really just enjoyed Delicate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just said that. That was a huge call.
Speaker 3: Actually that Delicate is your favorite Taylor Swift song ever?
Speaker 3: Which is you.
Speaker 1: All time of all time?
Speaker 3: Yep, I would have thought it was something off evermore.
Speaker 2: And you know how much I love the More, I
Speaker 2: love Folklore, I love Torture Poets that, I love all
Speaker 2: those albums, But that song is my absolute favorite Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift song of all time.
Speaker 3: Alrighty. Final question from North what was.
Speaker 1: The best day of your life?
Speaker 8: Maybe and Italy? It was like it was just a
Speaker 8: very chill, just spending time with my siblings.
Speaker 1: Oh that's wholesome, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I mean, how relatable as well, how gorgeous and day
Speaker 4: of your life?
Speaker 1: The best day of my life.
Speaker 2: You know. What comes to mind was last Monday, I
Speaker 2: had my very first ever disappear day. Well let's where
Speaker 2: people thought I was somewhere, but I was just at
Speaker 2: home and the doorbell rang and I ignored it, and
Speaker 2: I turned my phone on do not disturb and I disappeared.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's another one. We need to talk to
Speaker 3: the therapist about.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Yes, any word yet if sab caps Global tour includes Australia.
Speaker 3: Not just sabcap now subcaps sabcap. No word is yet Swanny.
Speaker 4: But surely she's got to given the love she got
Speaker 4: from Tay earlier this year.
Speaker 1: That is very true. You're listening to the Christy swanshow on. No,
Speaker 1: sab cap isn't in Australia, but guess who is Chrissy's click?
Speaker 2: I mean, finally, I think my phone could stop pinging
Speaker 2: with with middle aged women begging for tickets.
Speaker 1: To Olivia Rodrigo, of course, because she finishes up in
Speaker 1: Melbourne tonight. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Last night she finished fourth show. Yeah, and she's heading
Speaker 2: off to Sydney.
Speaker 4: Kicks off her Sydney shows this Thursday night. Get ready Sydney.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and also keep your eyes peeled because she
Speaker 2: might have a little day off where she could be out.
Speaker 2: You know they do that thing where they get a
Speaker 2: photo with the koalas and all that sort of.
Speaker 3: She'll climb the bridge.
Speaker 1: She might not.
Speaker 2: She might have an injury. Did you see what happened
Speaker 2: last night at the Melbourne show?
Speaker 3: I did swimmy.
Speaker 1: She fell through a hole in the stage. Oh my
Speaker 1: godness was fun?
Speaker 9: Okay, sometimes it's just a hole the stage.
Speaker 1: Sah, okay, where was that? What a trooper?
Speaker 3: Correct? But you can hear she's really trying to turn
Speaker 3: it up for them and like overcompensate with like mocaine. Yes,
Speaker 3: the poor things sounded a bit winded.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when Taylor fell through the stage but
Speaker 2: she was actually diving and then it looked like she
Speaker 2: was swimming under the stage.
Speaker 3: I do. I mean, we get it, guys, stop up
Speaker 3: loading up footage to TikTok. I was so sick of
Speaker 3: seeing that.
Speaker 1: Jesus, you can't get joy.
Speaker 2: Joying optical illusion men. I mean, you really are dead
Speaker 2: inside and.
Speaker 3: Gray goose, there's a lot of joy in that.
Speaker 1: Haha. Let's talk Sam Armitage.
Speaker 3: I like Sam Marmitage. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think she's got a bit of Sassin like hootspar
Speaker 4: about her that a lot of others don't.
Speaker 2: I agree. You don't want to mess with sam Amada.
Speaker 2: Don't get that impression. One thing that she does that
Speaker 2: I don't understand, and that if I knew her, I
Speaker 2: would say, don't do that again.
Speaker 4: Sweetye is sweets Sweetyn throw her at hun Oh No,
Speaker 4: I would never know.
Speaker 1: She might punch me in the face if I.
Speaker 3: Call her or champ. She'd like fool.
Speaker 2: I don't like mate, you really, Yeah, I don't like mate.
Speaker 3: I think I sometimes throw a mate your way. Apologies,
Speaker 3: No you don't, right.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't mind it sometimes and I just got
Speaker 2: to stop myself. I call my kid's mate sometimes and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm so sorry. Anyway, Samantha Armitage, for as
Speaker 2: long as we can remember, she's been in Channel seven
Speaker 2: like a big deal. You know, back in the day
Speaker 2: when free too wear was a thing, stations TV networks
Speaker 2: had their stars and you kind of you always associate
Speaker 2: them with the network, like Karl Stefanovic is Channel nine
Speaker 2: through and through and through and through.
Speaker 3: And so was Lisa for me. And that's why the
Speaker 3: Channel ten move was such a big deal at.
Speaker 2: All I know, and it is jarring. You're like, oh god,
Speaker 2: I don't even know who I am anymore. If Lisa
Speaker 2: Wilkinson doesn't work for Channel nine, well, get ready, because
Speaker 2: Samantha Armitage is defecting allegedly from Channel seven to Channel
Speaker 2: nine in order to host The.
Speaker 1: Golden Bachelor next year.
Speaker 2: So the Golden Bachelor is part of the Global Bachelor
Speaker 2: franchise that Channel ten and Osher aren't doing anymore.
Speaker 1: See that's even going to be a shift.
Speaker 3: I mean, have we checked on him this week?
Speaker 1: Oh he's great, He's great.
Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, ever, the Optimist anyway, Golden Bachelor is coming,
Speaker 2: and it's the same idea as The Bachelor, except the
Speaker 2: Bachelor is old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here for it. I think it really adds
Speaker 3: a nice new like flare to the show, to the format.
Speaker 2: I mean I think if I was them, I would
Speaker 2: drop the G and just call it the Old Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: I am so envious of whoever gets to jet off
Speaker 2: to Sri Lanka with Sri Lankan Airlines at the end
Speaker 2: of the week as part of this Chrissy's Quizzy Prize.
Speaker 1: It is extraordinary, it's quite incredible.
Speaker 4: Five thousand dollars this trip is worth and all you've
Speaker 4: got to do is make it to Friday's Quizzy and
Speaker 4: win that.
Speaker 1: And do you know what I love the most about it? What?
Speaker 1: It's so exotic on a list.
Speaker 2: Of places like that you have to tick off your
Speaker 2: bucket list and a La la Sri Lanka miraculously doesn't appear, and.
Speaker 1: It should, it should, And the fact that.
Speaker 2: Someone is going to go and just experience this magic
Speaker 2: is just I'm so envious and so happy.
Speaker 3: We have our carryover champ nev on the line, ready to.
Speaker 1: Go the Chrissy Swan Show. It's the Criasy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's do this experience.
Speaker 7: Sri Lanka with shelklines connecting you. I'll stop exciting fun.
Speaker 7: Look now it's Shlinkan look of Shri Lankan cuzzy.
Speaker 2: In a weird twist, the voices in my head were
Speaker 2: coming out through the microphone.
Speaker 1: Did you notice?
Speaker 3: I know, Hey Tom, can you please just tell everyone
Speaker 3: listening what you just told us in our year.
Speaker 1: So we have an update.
Speaker 3: The prize value is not worth five thousand, it's worth
Speaker 3: seven and a half thousand. I am very sorry. A
Speaker 3: troop worth seven and a half grand?
Speaker 1: That is magic, Nev.
Speaker 2: Are you going to be packing your bags and going
Speaker 2: to Sri Lanka?
Speaker 3: Good afternoon, guys, I hope so are you.
Speaker 2: Calling from the toilet net?
Speaker 1: Sorry he's having a Wii?
Speaker 3: That better.
Speaker 6: I found myself and I was quiet meeting room at work.
Speaker 1: Good on you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we love that. Hey, what do you do for
Speaker 3: a job, Nev?
Speaker 10: I work for a financial institution.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a bank for anybody.
Speaker 3: That's the that's right. You are up against Christie today.
Speaker 3: Hey Christie, Hi Jack, Hi Christie.
Speaker 1: Would you love to go to Sri Lanka?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 6: Would love to go to Sri Lanka.
Speaker 1: Oh because it's got all the food and stuff you love.
Speaker 1: But it's bitchy. Oh my god, it's magic. Let me
Speaker 1: do a single, will be there, all right, let's go shower.
Speaker 2: Your names are your buzzers, Lizzie, my mind as per usual.
Speaker 3: Fire the complaint please slide in to him is at
Speaker 3: the christis one.
Speaker 2: Your names are your buzzers, you know, with a drill.
Speaker 2: Best of five Now, it's not that it's not. The
Speaker 2: first person gets the bum bag and then we say
Speaker 2: see you later. Whoever wins this is back tomorrow. It's
Speaker 2: a carryover Champ situation.
Speaker 4: It is, and the loser gets the bum bag. I
Speaker 4: stuffed that up yesterday. Tom told me.
Speaker 3: So we're giving the loser the bum bag today and
Speaker 3: the person that wins is the carryover chat Question number one.
Speaker 2: I don't like the edge in your voice when you
Speaker 2: say loser and bumbag in the same sentence.
Speaker 3: It feels a little more right.
Speaker 2: Question number one, guys, what is the currency of Sri Lanka?
Speaker 1: Yes? Rupee? Yes. Question number two. Which popstar had a
Speaker 1: fall on stage in Melbourne last night?
Speaker 11: Yes, Christy Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she is fast.
Speaker 3: Never How are you feeling, mate, I'm still here.
Speaker 6: I know my stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, if you don't get through it.
Speaker 2: If you don't get through it's because of what you
Speaker 2: guys have done with the interest rates.
Speaker 1: All right? Question number three.
Speaker 2: Three years ago today, Adele released this song as the
Speaker 2: lead of her album thirty.
Speaker 1: What is it called? Yes, Christy go easy on me? Yes?
Speaker 1: Well accept that it is easy on me. Well done.
Speaker 2: Bad luck there, but you do get the bum bag,
Speaker 2: which is something. And Christy, we will meet you back
Speaker 2: here tomorrow at the same time for another crack at
Speaker 2: Shri Lanka.
Speaker 3: Okay, my girl, Swanny, I know how much you love
Speaker 3: that Adele song.
Speaker 1: I love it so much and I haven't heard it
Speaker 1: for so long.
Speaker 3: I remember we were together the day it was released.
Speaker 3: And what did you do that day?
Speaker 2: I walked I think it was three or four hours
Speaker 2: with just that on repeat. By the time I came
Speaker 2: into work the next day, I knew every word and
Speaker 2: it was a brand new song.
Speaker 3: Now, our ACRO winning head of music, Scott Bakersmith's not
Speaker 3: thrilled about this, but we're going to play it in
Speaker 3: four right now.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, turn it up. Adele, easy on me.
Speaker 4: Get your hand and your arm outside the window in
Speaker 4: your car. Get it out like she does in the music.
Speaker 2: Video in this movie The Chrissy Swan Show. One day
Speaker 2: we'll meet me and Troy Savanna and I'll clear a
Speaker 2: name out of my phone and put his phone number
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: Start stalking in.
Speaker 2: You're listening to The Christy Swan Show on Nova. The
Speaker 2: office was a buzz yesterday. The air waves were a
Speaker 2: buzz yesterday.
Speaker 1: Why there is a story about rubbish. Nothing gets a
Speaker 1: spied up more than rubbish. There's a fact true. People
Speaker 1: have very staunch ideas.
Speaker 4: I remember it was a massive controversy in this very
Speaker 4: office at Nova when rubbish bins were removed. How absurd
Speaker 4: everyone's desk and you had to get up and go
Speaker 4: and walk to some like communal bin like we couldn't
Speaker 4: afford a little place.
Speaker 1: Well you could have done that.
Speaker 2: I walked to KM up and I brought my own bin,
Speaker 2: is right, and I just said, excuse me, I'm a
Speaker 2: human being.
Speaker 1: I generate rubbish. I'd be so stupid.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite kind of Christie on a passive aggressive
Speaker 3: crissy swine Wall.
Speaker 1: You have just taking me.
Speaker 3: Passive aggressive Swane.
Speaker 2: Listen if you can, you just take control of the situation.
Speaker 2: But the reason we're talking all about rubbish is because
Speaker 2: South Australian there's a council in South Australia that has
Speaker 2: absolutely put a cat among the pigeons and saying that
Speaker 2: they're going to find three hundred and twelve dollars to
Speaker 2: anybody that leaves their bin out for too long? Excuse me?
Speaker 2: Who gets to decide what's too long? Did you know
Speaker 2: that under Port adelaide Enfield Council's regime Give it to me,
Speaker 2: you can only put your bin out after four pm
Speaker 2: the night before yep, and it must be taken in
Speaker 2: to the house again by midnight the day after collection.
Speaker 3: Absolutely fine with it. I love that.
Speaker 1: What is the point of those rules?
Speaker 4: Because it makes the street look cluttered and gross? If
Speaker 4: there are just bins laid out there for days on air, if.
Speaker 1: No one wants to leave, there've been out there.
Speaker 3: Ask your neighbor.
Speaker 2: No one wants to leave, They've been out there. We're
Speaker 2: doing the best we bloody can.
Speaker 3: No, I'm here for it. Keep this streets.
Speaker 1: Irritates me, honestly, it irritates me.
Speaker 4: I think a warning system, Maybe Swane, give you a
Speaker 4: warning before I find you.
Speaker 1: No, how about this for a system?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I buy a house in that council, right, I pay
Speaker 2: rates for no reason. I get absolutely no benefit apart
Speaker 2: from my rubbish is taken away once a fortnight.
Speaker 1: By the way, don't get me started.
Speaker 3: I know that is absurd.
Speaker 4: It is absurd, but still you're paying the rate to
Speaker 4: have your rubbish collected and disposed of. But I think
Speaker 4: as out of respect for your neighbors, take your beIN
Speaker 4: in and out in course fashion.
Speaker 1: I'm the customer. I'm paying for that service.
Speaker 3: For one day, a week, or one.
Speaker 1: Moment I get to decide.
Speaker 2: You know, when I put my bin out, I put
Speaker 2: it out at the right time. After four pm is
Speaker 2: not always possible. It's not always possible. So if I remember,
Speaker 2: for example, and when I say it's not possible, it's
Speaker 2: possible for my brain. So if I'm going out and
Speaker 2: I go, oh my god, Sunday, and that happens to
Speaker 2: happen at ten in the morning, then that bin is
Speaker 2: going out.
Speaker 4: Then we'll wait to ruin the landscape for everyone's weekend
Speaker 4: walking down to the markets and the shops and they
Speaker 4: have to look at your overflowing bin.
Speaker 3: No, it's probably a dead rabbit.
Speaker 2: And do you know what and do you know what
Speaker 2: else annoys me? What people that crack it when you
Speaker 2: put your extra rubbish in their bin.
Speaker 1: That is outrageous.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I think I'm with you on that because
Speaker 4: I remember, as like a kid, when Mum and Dad
Speaker 4: would have family or friends over on a Saturday night
Speaker 4: and there were heaping bottles left, that'd have to go
Speaker 4: to the neighbor's bin. But do you do it when
Speaker 4: the bean is on the nature strip or stealing the
Speaker 4: neighbor's driveway?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no on the nature strips?
Speaker 3: I agreed. Okay, I think that's completely fine.
Speaker 2: Who counts, no, Jack. There are people that will check
Speaker 2: their bit. I mean, these are not my sort of people.
Speaker 3: No, they're not.
Speaker 2: There are people that will check their bin after they've
Speaker 2: put it out to see if the rubbish in it
Speaker 2: is theirs, and if it isn't, they will touch that
Speaker 2: rubbish and put it.
Speaker 1: On the street.
Speaker 3: Well, they need to get laid twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Let's find one.
Speaker 2: Do you have an irrational hatred of rubbish that is
Speaker 2: not your own being in your rubbish bin?
Speaker 4: Can I tell you, Swanny, that's one great thing about
Speaker 4: apartment living. I value my like bin shoots so much
Speaker 4: because I just have to walk out my apartment door
Speaker 4: pop it in the chute.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be magic.
Speaker 3: You should move back.
Speaker 2: In the Christy Swan show, she's still letting that actor
Speaker 2: with the piggy face touch it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my man, Barry Yogan won't.
Speaker 1: Take long for that to be over. You're listening to
Speaker 1: the Christy Swan.
Speaker 3: Show on nov We've seen his kyogan. She's sticking around.
Speaker 1: Bro oh, how disgusting, Jack?
Speaker 5: See you?
Speaker 1: What else is discussing this?
Speaker 2: Adelaide Council has has announced that they're going to f
Speaker 2: find people three hundred and twelve dollars for leaving there've
Speaker 2: been out too long or putting it out too early.
Speaker 2: And if I ever had the misfortune of having to
Speaker 2: sit down with one of these people that made this decision,
Speaker 2: I would ask one.
Speaker 1: Question, what is it?
Speaker 2: Why give me one reason that justifies a fine that
Speaker 2: amounts to a full week's groceries for a small family.
Speaker 3: Because of the esthetic and look of the street.
Speaker 1: Well, you are disgusting. That is absurd. What happened to
Speaker 1: letting people live their lives.
Speaker 2: I've been to Italy, all right, I've seen what respect
Speaker 2: from above looks like.
Speaker 1: Am I right? Stratus?
Speaker 3: That's it?
Speaker 1: That's it, baby, What an absurd rule?
Speaker 9: This is ridiculous. It's just another control lacked biome.
Speaker 1: That's it, man, that's it. Let's overthrows.
Speaker 9: So many people liked it. They're working there, they're absolutely off.
Speaker 9: They can't afford to even buy groceries or or or
Speaker 9: rent homes or anything. Yeah, and these cloths are here
Speaker 9: ready to find people's ground and twelve bucks because they
Speaker 9: can't pull their they're.
Speaker 2: Work or stratus exactly, or they put it out too
Speaker 2: early because you know, four pm is when you've got
Speaker 2: to put it out.
Speaker 3: Janet, right away, stratas, you've got a double pass to
Speaker 3: see Saturday Night, which is in Cinema's October thirty one.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 2: I'll go with you and will throw overthrow the regime stratus.
Speaker 1: It's so ridiculous. Yeah, I love it. See it gets
Speaker 1: people fired up?
Speaker 3: All right, Sarah, let's go to Sarah.
Speaker 10: Hi, Sarah, Hello, this is just my topic because I
Speaker 10: am so infuriated at a minute. Yes, there is nothing
Speaker 10: worse than putting my bin out and people parking out
Speaker 10: the front of my house that don't belong here, and
Speaker 10: my bin does not get emptied.
Speaker 1: That is right, But why isn't it getting empty? Do
Speaker 1: you call your.
Speaker 10: Counsel the bins in front? Because the cars in front
Speaker 10: of the bin, that's the whole street.
Speaker 1: No, but that's not your problem. You are the customer.
Speaker 2: You are paying for a service that they are not
Speaker 2: giving you. You must call them and say, oh, hey,
Speaker 2: here's a news here's the news flash. Streets have cars
Speaker 2: on them. How are you going to get my rubbish
Speaker 2: that I'm paying for?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's absurd. I have to ring them every Monday
Speaker 10: night and saying my bin.
Speaker 12: Is not empty.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I hear you A double pass a
Speaker 3: Saturday night in Cinemas October thirty one for Sarah.
Speaker 2: H oh hijo Anne, Hello, talk to me about your
Speaker 2: hideous neighbor that I want to make a voodoojoll off.
Speaker 6: He is such Oh sorry, I ain't on about his bin.
Speaker 6: If he puts it out first in his spot, and
Speaker 6: if you go on any spot by the way, he
Speaker 6: gets really mad. Who moves his bin back? And then
Speaker 6: you like move your salt?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't get it?
Speaker 6: Did? But if you put anything in his bin, he
Speaker 6: will take it out and he will put it on
Speaker 6: your doorstep in front of your door.
Speaker 3: Curious me more.
Speaker 6: If he only feels he's been like a quarter of
Speaker 6: the way, like it's three quarters.
Speaker 2: Empty, Joanne, I have never hated anyone more than I
Speaker 2: hate him.
Speaker 4: Have you tried to converse with him? Joanne, and like
Speaker 4: have an adult conversation about it.
Speaker 6: No, I just waited to like one in the morning,
Speaker 6: and then I sneak out, yeah, Sally, and I feel
Speaker 6: it's the truck yet, say he's out of his door.
Speaker 6: And if he says that, he shakes his head and
Speaker 6: give my house like a dirty look, have they?
Speaker 3: Someone's got to get a lot a double bass rubbish
Speaker 3: Saturday night for you, Joanne.
Speaker 1: Hi, James Hello, tell us his story.
Speaker 12: A few years back where I used to live, we
Speaker 12: had a guy a couple of houses up from me
Speaker 12: where he always had so much rubbish, Like he could
Speaker 12: have just ordered a second bin, which you can do,
Speaker 12: but he would be out every bin night, putting rubbish
Speaker 12: in everybody's bins, to the point of overflowing their bins,
Speaker 12: which then sometimes they don't get picked up because they're going.
Speaker 1: That is bad manners.
Speaker 2: If you're going to use someone else's bin, the lid
Speaker 2: must close.
Speaker 1: That's the only rule.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, double past a Saturday Night in Cinema's October thirty one.
Speaker 3: That's really quickly finished with Reese. What happened with your mate? Reese?
Speaker 11: Hi, Chrissy, long time listener, first time call.
Speaker 2: Hi beautiful, so Hi, I'm so glad to hear your voice.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've known you for years.
Speaker 11: Rec same here, darl you keep me getting through traffic.
Speaker 11: I used to work with this coepy person and I
Speaker 11: used to take Microvodal for a.
Speaker 9: Walk and a bag that bag his.
Speaker 11: Business and I would put it in someone else has
Speaker 11: been obviously double bag. And she was so offended that
Speaker 11: she never sat next to me in the office again
Speaker 11: and removed me from all social media.
Speaker 1: Hachrissy Swans first.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's clich I mean you and I spoke off air
Speaker 2: yesterday as friends about the Kanye West situation. There's new
Speaker 2: allegations and they are dark and revolting, and we decided.
Speaker 1: Not to talk about them on air. It's not a
Speaker 1: nice way to table them.
Speaker 3: They're a bit too grim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, big grim and also very poor taste.
Speaker 3: From a former personal assistant that has come out and
Speaker 3: filed a lawsuit with stuff.
Speaker 2: Very disturbing allegations, and part of that file includes the
Speaker 2: fact that Kanye West told his current wife and there's
Speaker 2: rumors that everything's love on the rucks, thank you Deal Diamond,
Speaker 2: that he would like to have relations with his wife's mother. Yeah,
Speaker 2: which is most most unusual thing to say. Well, of course,
Speaker 2: Daley Mail are all over it and they door stopped
Speaker 2: Bianco Censori's mum, who lives in suburban Melbourne. I mean,
Speaker 2: it just blows my mind that someone so high profile
Speaker 2: is with somebody you know from Ivanhoe.
Speaker 3: I know Alexander and Ivanhoe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she has said she does not want to be
Speaker 2: drawn into the current situation with her son in law.
Speaker 2: I was about to say former son in law. And look,
Speaker 2: it's not mystic Chrissy day, but I feel like that's
Speaker 2: a sign.
Speaker 3: I think it is too.
Speaker 1: It's happening.
Speaker 3: I think it's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, these part photos of Bianker's mum. She's really dressed
Speaker 3: up just to walk the street to live and how
Speaker 3: and I'm here for it. She's got a heel on,
Speaker 3: she got like a slim line body chondress.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, those shoes are so sexy. Maybe I
Speaker 1: want to sleep with her.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to Pharrell Williams one of the greatest
Speaker 2: songs of all time.
Speaker 1: Happy Feel Like a Room Went Out Rules.
Speaker 2: The thing is, if you've got a kid that's about fifteen,
Speaker 2: sixteen seventeen, now, one of your earliest, most beautiful memories
Speaker 2: was that child loving this song.
Speaker 3: See, I know I'm just going to sound like a
Speaker 3: really depressive dude here, but like that song irritates me
Speaker 3: to no end.
Speaker 1: Yes, But did it irritate you back then?
Speaker 3: Yes, singing a song about being happy like wow, groundbreaking.
Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna love this.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna love this and development because he's not
Speaker 2: singing about being happy, he's being sarcastic. So let me
Speaker 2: take you back to that time. For Williams was tasked
Speaker 2: with writing an original soundtrack for the film Despeakable Me Too. Yes,
Speaker 2: and he I mean, can you imagine how daunting that
Speaker 2: would be?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: And I imagine it would be like a harder task
Speaker 3: work like creating a song for a movie rather than
Speaker 3: your own label, because there are far more people involved
Speaker 3: and people that you're not really close with.
Speaker 1: And yes, and also you're trying to sort of retro
Speaker 1: fit something.
Speaker 2: The film is there, everyone knows the vibe of it,
Speaker 2: and you're there's a lot of no, there's a lot
Speaker 2: of the studio saying nap, that's not the vibe.
Speaker 1: That's not the vibe. Anyway, he got so sick of that.
Speaker 1: This is what he did.
Speaker 5: This was nine songs that you were trying to, like
Speaker 5: complete this task for this film, and you kept hearing no, no, no,
Speaker 5: no no no no no no, no, no no no.
Speaker 5: And then it was only until you were out of
Speaker 5: ideas and you asked yourself a rhetorical question and you
Speaker 5: came back with a sarcastic answer. And that's what happy was?
Speaker 3: I love that?
Speaker 1: So he's it's not singing a song about being happy.
Speaker 2: It's singing a song about being deeply unhappy and annoyed
Speaker 2: that you've signed the contract.
Speaker 1: Now you've got to Boddy work it out.
Speaker 4: I wonder if that's the reason he was, like, you
Speaker 4: know what, I'm done with this music bees, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go create cool clothes for Louis Vuitton.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, you know, is there anything that he
Speaker 1: is not good at?
Speaker 10: There?
Speaker 3: Actually isn't? I love that man?
Speaker 1: As I do too.
Speaker 3: Hey, that's us done. Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel are
Speaker 3: up next.
Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow from two, See you Wednesday. The
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