Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne. Jason Lauren started morning the right away.
Speaker 1: Be great.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 1: On one hundred. Well, good morning, justin of time. Are
Speaker 1: you puffed?
Speaker 3: Did the big boy do a big run to the studio?
Speaker 1: Time to perfection?
Speaker 3: Yeah, take your take breath. It's okay. We won't tell
Speaker 3: everyone that you just running. Sorry did you run to
Speaker 3: tape the stairs? Come on, you're big puffed.
Speaker 1: That's on the lift.
Speaker 3: Morning.
Speaker 2: We played musical fed last night, Clinton, and not the
Speaker 2: fun type.
Speaker 3: That happens a lot in your house. I think you
Speaker 3: should put padlocks on the doors. That's lock them in.
Speaker 3: That's this is where you sleep until the sun comes up.
Speaker 2: I don't think you could lock the kids in anymore.
Speaker 2: Someone suggested, because we got the three year old that
Speaker 2: he was.
Speaker 3: Doing musical beds the three year old of the old ones?
Speaker 2: Everyone, Lauren, everyone, Someone suggested cable tying the child to
Speaker 2: the bed.
Speaker 3: But say that I just said locked the door?
Speaker 1: Was there?
Speaker 3: Someone new?
Speaker 1: That's just how are we?
Speaker 3: I think the man Cave might get a run next week.
Speaker 1: The cave is close to getting a run down there.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's so for bed and wine fridge.
Speaker 1: One of those Koala ones comfy man.
Speaker 3: Now I've looked at that because we've got a spare room,
Speaker 3: and I was like, do I need one of those?
Speaker 3: It it looks like a proper bed.
Speaker 1: It's like a proper mattress. Use my.
Speaker 3: Heavs. Well, I guess you missed the news then about.
Speaker 2: October No, I heard, I heard so then the doctor.
Speaker 3: She has fourteen children and when she became a mum
Speaker 3: to and when she was carrying the eight babies. She's
Speaker 3: suing her IVF nurse because he planted two, planted Twelvey
Speaker 3: like on purpose? Did she know?
Speaker 1: You're asking me the questions? And I.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had his license canceled.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately.
Speaker 3: I just imagine carrying.
Speaker 1: I'm all focused on the cyclone.
Speaker 3: So what I'm trying to say is, Chase, you're having
Speaker 3: a wings about having three children. Imagine being octomom. She's
Speaker 3: got fourteen ye, imagine the musical beds in that house
Speaker 3: with three Yes, I am her mum's babies must be
Speaker 3: like twelve or thirteen.
Speaker 1: Now than that, I imagine how long ago was? First?
Speaker 1: And then what's the TV show?
Speaker 2: And plus eight or something that was like a couple
Speaker 2: and my wife went down all those reality shows not
Speaker 2: the I was.
Speaker 1: Waiting for it.
Speaker 3: She went down. Is that what made her want to
Speaker 3: have more children? She's still hoping.
Speaker 2: We should just watched the true Hollywood story would have
Speaker 2: made life a lot easier.
Speaker 3: Which one any one of them?
Speaker 1: I love those shows.
Speaker 2: How cyclone hitting Queensland today. I spoke to my family.
Speaker 3: Last I spoke to the laws last night too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all a bit worried.
Speaker 3: But they've all got the tape on the windows with
Speaker 3: the the big he crosses on them to stop the
Speaker 3: windows shuttering.
Speaker 1: Apparently, you know it's you know, it's dangerous.
Speaker 2: When my sister goes we're getting my mother in law
Speaker 2: to come and stay the night, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: because they just get.
Speaker 3: Together, hang out together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: My my family like we have done a panic by
Speaker 3: said you can't do that. He said, don't worry. It
Speaker 3: was it Dan Murphy's there's plenty of stuff on your mark.
Speaker 1: Apparently batteries can't.
Speaker 3: Apparently, apparently everyone's charging their their power banks.
Speaker 1: So because it's slowing, that's bad.
Speaker 3: You're saying it's badly means it gets more momentum from
Speaker 3: the ocean and it gets more water because the faster
Speaker 3: it moves the sort of less water at col Egx. Yes,
Speaker 3: so if it's sitting a bit stagnant and it's it's
Speaker 3: building up more and more water. Now it's three hundred
Speaker 3: kilometers wide, which is wider than Tasmine, like two tassis.
Speaker 3: That's how big the storm.
Speaker 2: Looking at, closing all the bridges as well because of
Speaker 2: the wind speed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, checking on your loved ones up there, might not.
Speaker 1: Make landfall until Saturday morning.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny that like a week ago, were sitting
Speaker 1: and going, oh did we play the foot? Did not
Speaker 1: play the foot? Like, thank god that didn't go ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm squeezed it in.
Speaker 3: Surely they could have played it today. It could have
Speaker 3: gone early.
Speaker 2: Airport schools and public transport are now closed.
Speaker 1: But you think get a game in no time?
Speaker 3: No time for that. They wouldn't get the pies there
Speaker 3: in time, the hot pies.
Speaker 1: Hey we I'm going to set the time for today.
Speaker 3: Well, you weren't going to be here for the open up.
Speaker 3: We didn't think so.
Speaker 1: We it's great, Yeah, absolutely, out.
Speaker 3: With Dom Dollar or whatever we're playing and in with
Speaker 3: banger from yesterday that we started singing and we weren't
Speaker 3: allowed to play that song.
Speaker 1: I really want to meet Peter Andre, me too. We
Speaker 1: can make it happen.
Speaker 3: Well, we were talking about it yesterday and I got
Speaker 3: a random message from someone who knows him. Why not, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: three degrees of separation. She said, oh, I'm going to
Speaker 3: send in this clip. You must get him on the show.
Speaker 3: And I said, guy, I could get him on as
Speaker 3: a mystery instead of a mystery girl mysteries guest and
Speaker 3: we like wrapping them up in tinfoil, but he.
Speaker 1: Would have taken the tinfoil off and I would have
Speaker 1: been like, hello, Well.
Speaker 3: That's what I said. I said, you guys have to
Speaker 3: do it. To me, I couldn't give a mystery guest
Speaker 3: the last one was Robbie Williams that we did. We
Speaker 3: couldn't give that mystery guest to Jayce because he'd be like,
Speaker 3: still a mystery to me. Peter, Peter, That doesn't Peter,
Speaker 3: Peter Andre. Let's do it. Let's go, girl, Let's go.
Speaker 1: That is just such a beautiful start this morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Peter Andre. Now that puts you in a mood, doesn't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't it. We sort of started playing it yesterday,
Speaker 3: just a little snippet I mean, I'm sure our music
Speaker 3: called very highly acclaimed musical director will be thrilled with
Speaker 3: our musical choices.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Baker Teddy Smith.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's morning.
Speaker 2: This is number one hundred. You're on the air with
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren. We're doing a thanks to shell Ready Express.
Speaker 3: Guess what I'm doing tonight? Have a guest. No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: She's the one night she's not playing.
Speaker 1: It would have been funnier. Aren't you doing some keynote
Speaker 1: speech tonight? A keynote speech.
Speaker 3: That's a Bruanch Branches for International Women's which is on Saturdaday.
Speaker 3: It's a panel, so the questions will be asked to
Speaker 3: me about being a woman in modern society. And I'm
Speaker 3: sure many inside for not I am woman here. No, No,
Speaker 3: I'm going to fashion Week.
Speaker 1: Are you walking?
Speaker 3: No? Well, remember that random, very strange half sort of
Speaker 3: half offer came through.
Speaker 1: For you were asked to walking?
Speaker 3: Yes? I think it was like the.
Speaker 1: Still Time, all people Ill time.
Speaker 3: You don't have to be a model, you just have
Speaker 3: to be a normal air human. Anyone could do it.
Speaker 3: Remember that I was like, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 3: flooded or offender. I think it was worse than that.
Speaker 3: The way it was picture wasn't it was?
Speaker 2: Honestly, they're letting anyone up, would you like to walk?
Speaker 3: It was a bit like that Jack Charles was doing it.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to see Jack Charles from the Chrissy
Speaker 3: Swan tonight. He is walking tonight. I also read that
Speaker 3: Jack Ginavan is walking. Four players are taking to the runway.
Speaker 3: Oh he's on Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Remember when Robert Irwin dabbled. I think he was quite
Speaker 2: good with.
Speaker 3: That photo shoot.
Speaker 5: Well if the Fashion Festival catwalk will also feature Bulldog
Speaker 5: star Cody Weaitman, North Melbourne's joy Simpkin and a f
Speaker 5: l W stars Taylor Harrison, Emma someone Carney.
Speaker 3: No, Emma, I didn't read it, driskol okay, So all
Speaker 3: these people are doing runway shows.
Speaker 1: You would have walked a few me, Oh.
Speaker 3: God, no, I mean for obvious reasons, but also that's my.
Speaker 1: You're always there as Meyer ambassador.
Speaker 3: Remember I never walked the Why didn't I get us
Speaker 3: to walk alongside this universe Australia or whatever?
Speaker 1: You and her would have made a dynamic duo.
Speaker 2: You could have had that fashion faux happened to you
Speaker 2: with the dress.
Speaker 3: Remember that, Remember that she walked to someone an address
Speaker 3: and chat to run away in a g string.
Speaker 1: Oh poor Jen, going to get caught in your string?
Speaker 3: I'd want to be missed a universe that'soletely anyway. So
Speaker 3: the question is why didn't you get asked clean? Because
Speaker 3: you are like Jack Charles is walking Belle from ben
Speaker 3: Bell and Liam is walking in fashion Week? Why don't
Speaker 3: we have a representative? Why you boys doing it?
Speaker 1: That was? That was the throw.
Speaker 3: There's the reasons you didn't get asked. Why didn't you
Speaker 3: get asked clean? You get your regard all the time.
Speaker 1: As it turns out, I did get asked, did you?
Speaker 2: Was it the turnaround at the end?
Speaker 3: Why did you get asked to walk in the model
Speaker 3: parade or the one section?
Speaker 6: I believe it might have been the same suit, but
Speaker 6: I think it was the same invitation as you.
Speaker 3: Oh the average Joe, that's us. We should have done
Speaker 3: it together. There's actually there's just no be able to
Speaker 3: keep it straight from fights. Also, do one you were
Speaker 3: going to do to bed early? Even Jack Charles, I'm
Speaker 3: going to watch him tonight from the Christy sponshot and
Speaker 3: I'm like seventh thir oh.
Speaker 1: That's too late. That's way too late to be out.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that's that's.
Speaker 2: Crazy talk unless that's going to play Vodoo Child good
Speaker 2: Mon and Melbourne. This is number one hundred. You're on
Speaker 2: the air with Jason Lauren Clint here too. We're going
Speaker 2: to a big show coming up.
Speaker 3: Today we do Carlton fans getting excited.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Every day in the lead up to opening round and
Speaker 2: next week actually we're going to be celebrating our Victorian clubs.
Speaker 2: We'll get a different footy team in each day. Plus
Speaker 2: we're going to offload club memberships.
Speaker 3: And yes, Vossi the Blue Bag is boss in the.
Speaker 1: See. I grew up in Brisbane, so Vossi was always
Speaker 1: like a Lions. I think he's I mean, he's still
Speaker 1: got a bit of love for the lines.
Speaker 3: He has to play like junior footy with my Paul
Speaker 3: really yeah, they were teammates. I was asking about it
Speaker 3: because Paul raves about how good he was back in
Speaker 3: the day rugby. Instead, Oh, he could have been a champion.
Speaker 3: You have been an Olympic high jumper or Brownlow medalist.
Speaker 3: Decided that he wasn't going to do either.
Speaker 2: Fair do you have doubts over the big boy getting
Speaker 2: over the high jump.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the photos? He's still he's an old
Speaker 3: man now, but he still brags he still holds the
Speaker 3: equivalent of the aps in Queensland high jump record. He
Speaker 3: reckons he's still on the board.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon if we hide some mats and stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh, show Michael as a Paulding high jump when he
Speaker 3: was sixteen. And so if you recommend if he recognizes him,
Speaker 3: good call, good call.
Speaker 1: Should we get Paulie back out of the effort.
Speaker 3: He was on the show today actually because he has
Speaker 3: got me into the biggest predicament and he's washed his
Speaker 3: hands of it and left me to deal with it.
Speaker 3: So we'll be calling him shortly.
Speaker 1: That's all we love about him. He's coming up.
Speaker 2: Plus Formula one tickets on the way.
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Speaker 1: Please go.
Speaker 2: You are going to hear a memorable moment something that
Speaker 2: happened to one of us in our homes when we
Speaker 2: were growing up.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: If you can work out whose story it is Lauren
Speaker 2: Clint on myself, you will win.
Speaker 1: A thousand bucks.
Speaker 3: That's simple. Let's go to Rita in Malvineze, good morning,
Speaker 3: can I reta? Good morning? Good morning? Good morning? How
Speaker 3: are will you sound rightly? What are you up to
Speaker 3: this early?
Speaker 7: I'm here at this first wall training session with my
Speaker 7: nephew and so belong.
Speaker 3: So's you know.
Speaker 2: From school?
Speaker 3: Is he training for the NBA or something?
Speaker 2: Bouncing with one of those headlamps on so you can
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 3: It must be pretty good, all right, Rada. Let's say
Speaker 3: if we can win you some cash, Nason Nelly and
Speaker 3: if you get it right, I want to hear squeal
Speaker 3: at basketball training. Here we go, good luck.
Speaker 2: I came home one Sunday morning to find all of
Speaker 2: my brother's twenty year old mates passed out on the
Speaker 2: couches after a big night.
Speaker 1: They were dressed in my school dresses. Thank you, Homer.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Did that voice over.
Speaker 1: There, Rita?
Speaker 2: Who do you think it belongs to? Clint Lauren on myself?
Speaker 8: Yourself?
Speaker 1: Jay?
Speaker 3: Oh no, Lisa, No it's not Jay.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Rita?
Speaker 3: Your brothers? Do you have a brother?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Did I have school dresses.
Speaker 3: Now your brother's mates all over the couch just passed
Speaker 3: out dressed your school dresses.
Speaker 1: Try Jordan's Jordan, how are you guys? Are good? What
Speaker 1: are you up to?
Speaker 2: Just to work it over on the side of the freeway.
Speaker 1: All right, Saints fan mate? Whose story or who does
Speaker 1: the story belong to?
Speaker 3: It's got a Lauren, doesn't it? Yes, it does, Jordan's
Speaker 3: let me name and shame.
Speaker 1: It was mainly thank you so much, good luck.
Speaker 3: Jason Pennings, my brother's best mate. I said, whatever you do,
Speaker 3: you can have a house party, but don't let them
Speaker 3: go in my room. I came home there was Jason
Speaker 3: passed out in my school.
Speaker 1: Dress because that the first time he got into your
Speaker 1: school dress.
Speaker 3: Yes, he was more like a brother to.
Speaker 1: Right, gotcha?
Speaker 2: Okay, hey Jordan, a thousand bucks make congratulations so much?
Speaker 1: Coming up, we're gonna check you around the work. Latest
Speaker 1: news to the Phoenix plained last night they did.
Speaker 6: They lost unfortunately, so all Melbourne NBL Championship decide it.
Speaker 1: Thirty they got smoked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think we peaked on Sundays the fact, No,
Speaker 2: I won't say that, actually I was.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've you've cursed them, You've cursed them.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning Melbourne, just gone twenty five to seven.
Speaker 2: Didn't know the AFL get tax exception, Yes, tax three.
Speaker 3: Much discussion about that at the moment. What's tax free?
Speaker 3: What part of it is tax free?
Speaker 1: I think it's initiated to help community clubs in the line.
Speaker 2: But obviously, like say, if I'm a player, I'm on
Speaker 2: a million dollar contract, the.
Speaker 1: Players have to pay it.
Speaker 3: Yes, otherwise I'd be trying to get a kicked down
Speaker 3: at all challenges.
Speaker 1: That's why I the mighty good Waveley.
Speaker 3: Challenges when I called down there, the Panthers, the Hawks,
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Speaker 1: This is always a bit grim, but.
Speaker 3: Surprise things you find in your food?
Speaker 1: What have you found in your food?
Speaker 3: Which shouldn't really be called a surprise?
Speaker 1: Should it?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten to get involved. Excuse me,
Speaker 2: I did not order the cockroach. Hey, thirteen twenty four
Speaker 2: ten is our number. What have you found any food
Speaker 2: that shouldn't be there?
Speaker 1: Tasty?
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Speaker 3: Who loves Mexican food?
Speaker 1: Tacos, Mexican.
Speaker 3: Inchalado.
Speaker 1: I've just tried sour cream. You're so basic and when
Speaker 1: it comes to Mexican it changes everything.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 3: If it's a little chili, a little spicy, just dunk
Speaker 3: it in this our cream of Mexican.
Speaker 1: Don't love an energy, the food, the people, the place
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: Well, you also love this place. Remember when you busted
Speaker 3: Clinton and I in the driveway Gyg You how do
Speaker 3: you actually say it? Because Gomez money gome I found.
Speaker 2: I could see Clint silling little hatchback pulling out of
Speaker 2: the outside the window the sports.
Speaker 3: Car, saying hey for ten k or something, And we
Speaker 3: were sitting there in.
Speaker 1: Y G in the car Mount's covered in sour cream
Speaker 1: and avocado. You were you?
Speaker 3: Not a single offer to bring you or any kind
Speaker 3: of burrito.
Speaker 1: You were sprung.
Speaker 2: It was like that you see them catching cheetahs on
Speaker 2: a current affair, walked up tapped on them.
Speaker 3: Well well loll Anyway, this woman, she was an enthusiast
Speaker 3: for g y G. How you say, no, no, it's
Speaker 3: not that bad. She was getting a burrito and she
Speaker 3: ordered extra guac because she's not an idiot, and who
Speaker 3: doesn't love extra glock extra Sorry he said, guacam ala.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that guacam Molly?
Speaker 2: Molly so excited for a bit of Mexican anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a few.
Speaker 3: He's side world. She ordered extra guak, and whoever was
Speaker 3: working at g YG was also a bit tied because
Speaker 3: instead of putting extra wock in, they just worked in
Speaker 3: a whole half avo, just.
Speaker 1: Not crushed up perfect, not.
Speaker 3: Just a half ova. You can the shape. The pip
Speaker 3: was gone. But like you know, when you go I
Speaker 3: hate that when you go out for breakfast and you
Speaker 3: order like avocado toast and give your toasted an avocado.
Speaker 3: I don't want to peel it myself or to stay time.
Speaker 2: I lived in New Zealand for a few years, and
Speaker 2: in that time something happened that ruined kids parties for me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: little cheerios, little sausages. They're called different things. Cocktail Frankfurt No, no, noidas,
Speaker 2: Chippo ladas are like skin free sausage.
Speaker 3: Oh skin free, just miss that shiver ups, I think what.
Speaker 1: A little boys? No, isn't that what they're called? Soldiers?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, they're not like the little red sausage
Speaker 2: with the skin frank, No, foty Frank's a long one.
Speaker 3: This is like frank little boys.
Speaker 1: That's what they've caught. They some states called them little
Speaker 1: little boys.
Speaker 3: Well I'm not going to google that. That's not what
Speaker 3: they Why they're called it.
Speaker 1: Weird because like here there's sort of cocktail frankfurts, but
Speaker 1: in like New are they.
Speaker 3: Cheerios, cheos, cheerios and donuts?
Speaker 2: Anyway, my point was brody. My point was, look at
Speaker 2: the screen. A little rats foot was found.
Speaker 3: In one, a little rats foot in the little boys.
Speaker 1: The little boy had a little rat foot.
Speaker 3: Look like a rat's foot. That looks like a dog's foot.
Speaker 1: No, that's a rat foot. We're just zoomed in. Oh
Speaker 1: that's hideous in the child. Yes, and now, whenever I
Speaker 1: go to a bloody kid's birthday party. There's a little boy.
Speaker 3: Stop saying has sure they can't be called that. There's
Speaker 3: no way that's what they're called. They're not.
Speaker 1: That's been cancer, your victorian, and you call them breakfort.
Speaker 1: It's not going to jail for calling the sausage that
Speaker 1: that's what they call.
Speaker 3: Why they called that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: They better be a better explanation than one I'm thinking now.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen, Can.
Speaker 3: You get the rats foot off the screen? It's making
Speaker 3: me feel sick?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen, which love me to put photos up
Speaker 2: of cheerios?
Speaker 3: Is a shell already expressed chicken sandwich? Now that looks
Speaker 3: much better for those little boys.
Speaker 1: Thirty twenty ten ound number are you?
Speaker 3: Are you guys serious or maybe in the seventies.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you now someday, don't do it.
Speaker 3: You will go to jail.
Speaker 1: It's foun, you know, lasted.
Speaker 2: Third age twenty four ten is our number. What have
Speaker 2: you found in your food? We are talking surprises in
Speaker 2: your food?
Speaker 3: What's in your food?
Speaker 1: Melbourne says us as we chower down on breakfast.
Speaker 3: Nothing in that first time? No, keep it simple, a Greek.
Speaker 1: Don't say that I'm halfway through.
Speaker 3: Creek Greek yell getting berries here.
Speaker 1: It's come in the form of peanut butter on. That's weird.
Speaker 1: It's not how I ordered it.
Speaker 3: Peanut butter on toes for like six weeks, just having
Speaker 3: a little taste.
Speaker 1: Right, Clint, Hello, Steph? How are you? Oh?
Speaker 4: Go ahead, how are you?
Speaker 1: I love you, guys, we love you more.
Speaker 3: What do you find in your food?
Speaker 1: Done?
Speaker 4: I've had two, But the first one I can tell
Speaker 4: you was I found stewo wool, you know, when they
Speaker 4: scrubbed the stool.
Speaker 3: What was what's having food?
Speaker 4: Was it in? I was having pasta marinara and there
Speaker 4: was all there was some steloid wool and it was
Speaker 4: in my mouth.
Speaker 3: Did someone you know cook it?
Speaker 4: Or you in a restaurant now we're in a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Seafood marinara or just that like steel wool marinara?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, So we called. We called them and they said, oh,
Speaker 4: you know, when a chef, you know, when you know,
Speaker 4: when they when they cleaned the when they wash the things,
Speaker 4: and you know, maybe accidentally, Well it's not good enough.
Speaker 1: Is it a free garlic bread?
Speaker 4: No? So all they did was give me a free coffee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Simon, good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning, How are you good?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Were you in a restaurant, restaurant or a
Speaker 3: home cooked meal?
Speaker 2: I know it was my cousin actually got to take away.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and they were nearly three quarters the way through
Speaker 10: and found a cigarette.
Speaker 3: But that's in the lemon chicken.
Speaker 2: They complained and.
Speaker 1: They got five hundred dollars worth of free food and drink.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The question is then, do you want to go
Speaker 3: and eat there again?
Speaker 1: No, you give it to a family and friends.
Speaker 3: Them and chicken have a dat on me five hundred bucks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's don't tell the healthful already five hundred dollars hush money.
Speaker 2: Hello cola callous, nervous can speak this hell callos not
Speaker 2: bad mate, Let's find your food.
Speaker 1: Kind of like the other guy in the lemon chicken,
Speaker 1: we're having some Chinese.
Speaker 10: A friend of mine took a by and it's like
Speaker 10: the phone, and then he took it out and there
Speaker 10: was actually.
Speaker 1: A screw.
Speaker 6: Us.
Speaker 3: It wasn't in the same restaurant, was this.
Speaker 1: It must have fallen off the wro candle, not off the.
Speaker 10: Hungry we'll so hungry waiting for it that we were
Speaker 10: all like Oh that's fascination.
Speaker 1: Put up what's still stopping our face?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah, just take it out and be right.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I would continue eating too. I mean
Speaker 2: I wouldn't crunch into it has happened. See you what
Speaker 2: a voice to Kurder?
Speaker 1: Have listened to him?
Speaker 2: That's my voice, deep, very deep, like that one, very
Speaker 2: much so.
Speaker 1: Chris Lemon chicken not guys.
Speaker 2: Christine called in to help settle an argument earlier. We
Speaker 2: were talking about how there was a rat that was
Speaker 2: found in a little boy. No rat foot, rat foot
Speaker 2: found a little boy. Frank, cheerio dash.
Speaker 1: Your Victorian, Well you are Victoria, and you and I
Speaker 1: and we here call them.
Speaker 3: Cocktail Frank, Yeah yeah, yeahtail and it is the ideal
Speaker 3: name for them.
Speaker 2: Queenslan cheerio cheerios, cheerio cheerios a cereal.
Speaker 1: Or baby baby saves? Yeah, little baby saves sometimes.
Speaker 3: If it's a baby save. What's a daddy savell.
Speaker 1: You google that one.
Speaker 3: A big sausage, that'd be a big one, a full size,
Speaker 3: not a cocktail size sausage. What like a batting save?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 1: I'd get that checked. Let's go to Christine. Christine, Hey, morning.
Speaker 2: You want to weigh in on the cheerio de bait
Speaker 2: slash little boys little.
Speaker 10: Boys debate, so I can confirm in Victoria that they
Speaker 10: are in fact little boys. I used to work at
Speaker 10: Baker's Delight, and when we had fresh bread with the
Speaker 10: sausages in it, we had to scream out, hot little boys,
Speaker 10: come and get your hot little boys.
Speaker 1: No, yes, no, terrible.
Speaker 3: I doubted it for a good reason. They shouldn't be
Speaker 3: called hot little boys. That's not acceptable.
Speaker 10: They're not anymore.
Speaker 8: But yes, back in the days they.
Speaker 10: Were hot little boys.
Speaker 1: Do you never go to a party as a kid
Speaker 1: and tuck into it?
Speaker 3: Stop a cocktail? Frank fat?
Speaker 1: What about Victoria?
Speaker 3: Daddy sab I big daddy sag In Queensland if you
Speaker 3: don't mind call them daddy sads. I don't believe christ
Speaker 3: was screaming that that's cook that's not.
Speaker 1: They work.
Speaker 3: And you know what else Queensland is so weird? Do
Speaker 3: you eat them cold?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Queensland is just without steaming them, we take them out
Speaker 2: there the.
Speaker 3: Freage out of the day.
Speaker 1: He can't be doing that.
Speaker 3: Queensland is Paul did it once and I was like,
Speaker 3: that's grounds for divorced.
Speaker 1: Did you dip it in tomato sauce? Go to have
Speaker 1: it in tomatoes? A little boy in tomato sauce.
Speaker 3: Oh might stop talking?
Speaker 1: Have footies back this weekend nearly Friday.
Speaker 3: Night, Thursdays off but Fridays on Yes.
Speaker 1: One's and the Hawks at the s c J Hawks
Speaker 1: Hawks of the opening game. It's the opening exactly, they
Speaker 1: get to open the season.
Speaker 3: So you're going because you've been people there today's show.
Speaker 3: So who are you backing for?
Speaker 1: Sydney or Sydney?
Speaker 6: So many Hawthorne supporting mates. He just rubbed my nose
Speaker 6: in every time they beat Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Which is a lot such just where my friends break
Speaker 3: for another team. The teams when they play.
Speaker 2: Well look to celebrate footy being back. We are getting
Speaker 2: in your face Victorian clubs. A new club every day.
Speaker 2: We're offloading club memberships, catching up with some of the stars.
Speaker 3: The blue bag is day, so stay tuned. If you're
Speaker 3: a fan of Carlton, We've got a surprise for you.
Speaker 3: We also had a little trot around the MCG yesterday.
Speaker 3: She's looking good looking spectacles.
Speaker 1: We went down to inspect the ground. More on that
Speaker 1: soon we.
Speaker 3: Thing ound about the ground.
Speaker 1: Were you overwhelmed out there's it's like it's a coliseum.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's huge.
Speaker 3: Being on the ground at the MCGEN looking up at
Speaker 3: those stadiums, at the stands in the stadium, you realize
Speaker 3: just how big it is. You sort of lose that
Speaker 3: perspective when you're in the stands when you're on the field.
Speaker 1: So place her up. No lines on the on the
Speaker 1: just hot dogs weren't cooked ready to go.
Speaker 3: We got the there's another week or so before the
Speaker 3: first what's the first MCG game.
Speaker 1: It is Carlton. The Blue Baggers are in action. That'll
Speaker 1: be fantastic up against Richmond.
Speaker 3: That's the I think the pars hot pars first few
Speaker 3: rounds are a bit of a dog's breakfast.
Speaker 1: Tho, aren't they hot gam donuts? It'd have to be
Speaker 1: back this, ye, wouldn't they?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 1: I just I didn't see the best states. Well, I
Speaker 1: haven't got a priceless though, but I might have gone up.
Speaker 3: It was blowing up because he brought two sparkling waters.
Speaker 3: And how much did it cost?
Speaker 1: Six dollars?
Speaker 3: That's a lot on hand hand on each each each.
Speaker 1: That's the lost twelve dollars forty.
Speaker 3: And that's going down.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of sparkling water. I don't know, wring sure.
Speaker 3: Here you could never offend the MCS here. You're full
Speaker 3: member yet.
Speaker 1: No, not yet restricted because of the sparkling water would
Speaker 1: have been cheaper.
Speaker 2: This is an over as we get a clouded headtops
Speaker 2: of twenty five. Our thoughts are with everyone up in Queensland.
Speaker 2: I know the old family group chat was going off
Speaker 2: last night with my sisters. They're all getting their kids
Speaker 2: to cut because they've all got like teenage kids.
Speaker 1: Early twenties.
Speaker 3: They're all back in lockdown.
Speaker 1: Yep. Mum was like, everyone home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. My in laws all live up in Brisbane,
Speaker 3: not all of them, most of them live in Brisbane
Speaker 3: as well, and we're thinking of them. I spoke to
Speaker 3: Paul's brother yesterday. I said, how are you going? He said,
Speaker 3: I've done the panic shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, cool. Was there stuff on the shelves?
Speaker 3: He goes, yea, Dan Murphy, this it's fine. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's your panic shop.
Speaker 1: Perfect. Couldn't get water, couldn't get batteries, couldn't get milk. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: when I was talking to my sister.
Speaker 3: Yes, everyone got onto it.
Speaker 2: But they're in Brisbane, right, they're in Brisbane. They're actually
Speaker 2: down here Manly. Where they reckon is the area it's
Speaker 2: going to make landfall first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so how they feel, Are they scared?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's I didn't I didn't want to ask her that, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, but just the tone she was using, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: the kids are going to be home, We're getting her
Speaker 2: mother in law to come, and so.
Speaker 3: She's like, you get the family together. Well, you know
Speaker 3: that's the other thing, because you don't want to leave
Speaker 3: elderly people on their own.
Speaker 2: No, there was definitely a sense I could hear in
Speaker 2: her voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's the unknown as well. That's the scary thing,
Speaker 3: and that's a natural disasters or natural things.
Speaker 6: And as we go to where this morning, it has
Speaker 6: slowed somewhat, which apparently is more dangerous in many respects
Speaker 6: because it is currently offshore, it's hurtling still at great
Speaker 6: pace towards the coast and is expected to make land
Speaker 6: form a landfall rather around Saturday morning late Friday night
Speaker 6: night now, so it's a pushing back a little bit.
Speaker 1: Which is terrifying to know that that will happen in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night. But the warning zone.
Speaker 6: Now includes Brisbane, the Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast bar and
Speaker 6: Bay Ballina and there's sort of cyclone shelters being set up.
Speaker 3: Its extreme frightening is that the size of it. It's
Speaker 3: that you see it on a map, right and you
Speaker 3: think it's a little swirl ash on the ocean. It's like,
Speaker 3: I can be wrong here. Three hundred kilometers wide or something.
Speaker 3: Is the storm front which is like larger than TASMANI
Speaker 3: hurtling towards So it's not just it's all down.
Speaker 1: The hundred and nine kilometer winds.
Speaker 2: It's insane scary shutt and bridge in Brisbane and then
Speaker 2: in Brisbane, as you know, Jason, Brisbane River can flood
Speaker 2: very quickly and when it does it turns that well
Speaker 2: that whole like the last time we had the huge
Speaker 2: flood up in Brisbane and I was living there.
Speaker 3: What was that was that like six years ago?
Speaker 2: No, it was a bit longer now at ten maybe
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen. But that whole South Bank area, you know
Speaker 2: where it's like that little city beach area, So that.
Speaker 1: Was all underwater and then it just turned to nud
Speaker 1: didn't it. I mean to be fair, that city beach
Speaker 1: was one already. Well, I haven't been in a cyclone before,
Speaker 1: either of you.
Speaker 2: No, I have gen Z out of all of us,
Speaker 2: gen Z the person who was a fraction of our age,
Speaker 2: because you're.
Speaker 1: A not a cans No Douglas girl. Douglas girl. So
Speaker 1: you've seen some things.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I was in cyclone Yasi, which was a category
Speaker 9: five and that hit like land at a five.
Speaker 3: Where were you?
Speaker 9: I was at home, but we used to live on
Speaker 9: a bit of a property and we were in between
Speaker 9: two creeks, so everything would flood.
Speaker 1: So what do you see and hear? Like how terrifying
Speaker 1: was it?
Speaker 9: It's really scary, Like the it's mainly the winds that
Speaker 9: scar you the most. It's so loud and like the
Speaker 9: trees are falling basically right near house and the like.
Speaker 9: We have to move all the boats at the marina,
Speaker 9: so the marinas goes empty and you have to go
Speaker 9: take them all the way down the cree.
Speaker 1: Well I forget going out on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because you don't want them to be like
Speaker 3: pushed onto the land.
Speaker 2: I mean that's what That's what happened in Brisbane with
Speaker 2: the flood.
Speaker 3: The boats exactly right, and was your house okay, we
Speaker 3: were out of power for two weeks long.
Speaker 6: Do people they're cycling shelters up that way? Do people
Speaker 6: actually community entire community shelter?
Speaker 9: Yeah, heaps of people do, especially like the ones who
Speaker 9: live on property because they get flooded in for so long.
Speaker 9: We never did, but all of our family were in
Speaker 9: the same area, so we all just stayed together.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's it's really are we scared?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's really terrifying, especially when it's like late at
Speaker 9: night and you like there's.
Speaker 2: No small communities and they're all now under one roof.
Speaker 2: Like if anyone's you know, getting up to any Shenanigans
Speaker 2: up there, they're all now living together.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What's in those small towns? You know, you know, you
Speaker 1: know where I'm going to like your family.
Speaker 2: Family, I mean, like you know, if you know Jenny
Speaker 2: Stoop in the neighbor and now they're all understand.
Speaker 3: I trust you to say that. Why would you say that?
Speaker 3: We're talking about something really.
Speaker 2: Serious about living conditions, Like I'm just like that and
Speaker 2: like share a sleeping bag.
Speaker 3: Your cyclones, bring a romance. I think people are I'm
Speaker 3: not saying that.
Speaker 2: To have a throwdown at the shelter. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: they're all under one roof now, Like you know, that'd
Speaker 2: be awkward, very.
Speaker 3: Strange thing for you to say in this conversation. I
Speaker 3: would have thought, as what happened in your.
Speaker 1: Family wandering, it's strange when they're at the shelter.
Speaker 3: I mean, we are families, so we kept it pretty,
Speaker 3: pretty clean, pretty nice.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't want to take so I'm probably
Speaker 1: on Lauren.
Speaker 3: So it's a ridiculous thing to say. But our thoughts
Speaker 3: are very much with all our family and our friends
Speaker 3: up in Queensland. Checking on your loved ones up there.
Speaker 3: Hopefully everyone stays safe and hopefully it aren't gets down great.
Speaker 1: It's been checking in with my friend, our friend Christina
Speaker 1: Hern who's the show.
Speaker 6: She's actually up there visiting her mum who's quite elderly
Speaker 6: and having to stay there.
Speaker 1: She's on the Sunshine Coast, so we're going to check
Speaker 1: in with her a little later.
Speaker 3: Sand bagging, sand bagging.
Speaker 1: They're taping the windows, getting ready.
Speaker 2: The amount of work that goes into getting ready.
Speaker 3: As well and the cleanup afterwards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's easy. Everyone just forgets and moves on
Speaker 2: with their life. You know, they're left with the devastation.
Speaker 3: We're thinking of everyone up in Queensland this week. Look
Speaker 3: after yourselves.
Speaker 2: We'll keep you updated on any more news that comes
Speaker 2: into the Nova news room. You are on the air
Speaker 2: with Jason Lauren Clint here too, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to our little outing at the Grand Prix.
Speaker 1: Oh my, that next Friday. That's when we're going.
Speaker 3: Yeah, controversially, I've got to r s v P. I
Speaker 3: need to get onto that. It's still got a week.
Speaker 3: They'll have a list, he text me twice yesterday. I know,
Speaker 3: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: I not on the list.
Speaker 3: No, you're you're you never on the list. You're going
Speaker 3: to be a plus one ever on any list now
Speaker 3: you're Oh that's kind jesus wow, oh he is.
Speaker 1: Can I just make a list? Is a plus make
Speaker 1: a list and put myself.
Speaker 3: On people, people of Melbourne. Can you please start sending
Speaker 3: Jason vitation because then I want him to get them
Speaker 3: and have to r s v P and go.
Speaker 1: Because you go to everything flag for Nova.
Speaker 3: Cleanse knows all the hottest in town. He gets all
Speaker 3: the t one invitation to use his osional one. No,
Speaker 3: you are his plus one.
Speaker 1: Plus one have fun press Come on.
Speaker 3: You're okay. You just said you want to go to
Speaker 3: the get on the list.
Speaker 1: No, I want to come to the Grand Prix.
Speaker 3: What about You're not on the list, so you need
Speaker 3: to be one of our plus ones. Bro All right,
Speaker 3: I'll be the player. Otherwise I'll ask producers. Do you
Speaker 3: want to come to the Grand Prix? Absolutely, I'll be
Speaker 3: anyone's plus one. Jason, I was never on. Were you
Speaker 3: the plus one? But then you said you didn't want
Speaker 3: to go?
Speaker 1: So now jesus the plus one? Am I still your
Speaker 1: plus one?
Speaker 3: No? He's taking Brodie Brody.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sorry, I'll drop your guys off. I'll we need.
Speaker 3: They're hard to get around the Grand Prix.
Speaker 1: No, it's all good.
Speaker 3: I want to know you can come. You can come
Speaker 3: someone if you've got a plus one, let us know you. Jason,
Speaker 3: you have allocated our tickets.
Speaker 1: All right, we're giving away tickets together catches this morning.
Speaker 1: You've got to take me.
Speaker 3: If you do the sound, you might win tickets.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: We'll start with Kylie and Geelong. Kylie, all you've got
Speaker 3: to do is make the best Formula one noise sounds,
Speaker 3: car noise and you could be winning these tickets. Good luck.
Speaker 4: J I would love to be a plus one as well.
Speaker 4: So let's get these tickets.
Speaker 3: All right. You guys are actually going head to head Kyler,
Speaker 3: you're in tough competition with Jason.
Speaker 1: Okay, go for it.
Speaker 10: That's a tough one, all right, Here we go.
Speaker 3: That's not bad. That had quite a lot of stamina.
Speaker 2: It had a bit of depth in it as well,
Speaker 2: a bit of variation.
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't know anything. It was anything amazing.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let's go to Soren.
Speaker 1: Got a drag to be honest, all right, let's.
Speaker 3: Go to Soreren in Santaso. Hello Sorn, Sorryny your hair?
Speaker 1: Soren's out moving on. Taylor's like, hello, Sarah, Good morning
Speaker 1: morning Sarah.
Speaker 3: Who's your favorite Formula One team? Read bull? Oh yeah?
Speaker 3: Is this stopping? Going to win the Grand Prix next week?
Speaker 1: Fingers crossed?
Speaker 7: I'll be there to see it.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, here we go. Let's see if we can
Speaker 3: win you some tickets so you can take your son.
Speaker 3: Good luck, go for it, Sarah, get it. Sarah when
Speaker 3: a bit like a horse at the end, but it
Speaker 3: was a pretty good effort. Are we going to Surren? I?
Speaker 1: Think.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Soren, Sorry Sorn, Sorry sorry Jay in uh turn
Speaker 3: your radio down, bro, good morning. Oh here is Jason
Speaker 3: from Bayside.
Speaker 1: I'm not more men of the people.
Speaker 3: So did you not get did you not get invited
Speaker 3: to someone's plus one? To the Formula one?
Speaker 1: You know I didn't get invited? Can I just get
Speaker 1: to the sound?
Speaker 3: Okay? All right, do your best Formula one?
Speaker 1: Little? Do you feel a bit of grief that you're
Speaker 1: not going to THEA one? Yes, a little bit, Yes,
Speaker 1: occasion wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Jason, give it a crack.
Speaker 4: Go on, m h.
Speaker 1: Fucking I watched serious.
Speaker 3: I watched you do that.
Speaker 1: He was is that serious?
Speaker 3: I watched you do that and you're moving your phone
Speaker 3: too far away from your face. You should know that.
Speaker 1: I go again.
Speaker 3: It's Sarah or Kylie. Guys, you two decide.
Speaker 6: I have a favorite. Yeah, I have a favorite because Kylie,
Speaker 6: Kylie from Geely, I did promise to take Jason.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, You're off to the Formula one Grand Prix.
Speaker 1: Thanks guy down there, Well, you.
Speaker 3: Probably won't see Jay because he doesn't have tickets, but Clinton,
Speaker 3: I will go there.
Speaker 1: Can you pick me up? Kyle?
Speaker 3: I love to pick you up all right, I have
Speaker 3: a great time. Kylie wants to take one of their kids,
Speaker 3: so you're definitely not a plus one.
Speaker 2: Your chance doing Tickets to the Formula One where will
Speaker 2: do it again tomorrow? The countdown is on. Don't miss
Speaker 2: the Formula One, Louis Vuitton, Astray and Grand Prix Thursday
Speaker 2: tickets still available Grand Prix dot com dot are you
Speaker 2: as a place? Well, good morning everyone, and it's just
Speaker 2: gone twenty one to eight. I just want to a
Speaker 2: bit of a shout out to executive producer Brody the Thumb.
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot special about No no. He had my
Speaker 1: back last night. So we lived near each other in Bentley.
Speaker 1: It's perfect.
Speaker 2: The Boundary Hotel is right in the middle of us two.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a meeting spot. Good meeting spot. And he
Speaker 2: was on the phone to Brody last night and I
Speaker 2: got a notification on my cameras that someone was sort
Speaker 2: of toying around our front yard. And I loaded up
Speaker 2: the camera and the time this was like eight pm.
Speaker 1: Where were you? I was in the house.
Speaker 3: Oh you went at the Boundary Hotel?
Speaker 1: No no, no, was in the man cave out the back.
Speaker 2: And then I loaded up the camera, and I could
Speaker 2: see this guy trying to get into the waddrive out
Speaker 2: the front, and I said, Brodie, I think someone's breaking
Speaker 2: into my car. I'll be back in a second. And
Speaker 2: I've hung up and I've gone running out to catch
Speaker 2: the guy. Turns out I forgot I part my car
Speaker 2: down the street. It wasn't my car, but Brody sent
Speaker 2: me a text saying I can put pants on and
Speaker 2: be there in seven minutes.
Speaker 3: Many questions. Why was there another car in your driveway?
Speaker 1: It was parked like right out the front, so.
Speaker 3: No one was doing around your front yard. It was no,
Speaker 3: It was on public property, on the Probect property, and
Speaker 3: it was just a person getting into their car.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And why was Brody having his pants off at eight o'clock?
Speaker 1: He was in the boundary. He had his pants off
Speaker 1: at home.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's he's always got his pants.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Really rattled me.
Speaker 3: Did you so were you come with no pants? I
Speaker 3: didn't scare them off?
Speaker 1: Your full nude? Full nude? Okay? It was nice and
Speaker 1: warm yesterday I showed at about I don't know, six
Speaker 1: forty five, and there I was no putting clothes on
Speaker 1: after that?
Speaker 3: Did you and Parsley sitting on the parsley as a
Speaker 3: dog sitting on the couch.
Speaker 1: Ude was cooking dinner and walking around.
Speaker 3: And dinner a little oil?
Speaker 1: What did your course steak on the barbecue on.
Speaker 3: The you know that's outside.
Speaker 1: That's all right, that's not all right when you're when
Speaker 1: you're in nude, Do you wear socks?
Speaker 3: That's the least sexy thing on earth is a man
Speaker 3: in socks and nothing else.
Speaker 1: Or we'll put my crocs on.
Speaker 3: What his crocs? Naked? But in crocs cooking a barbecue?
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: I don't want to oil splatter on the toes. No,
Speaker 3: that's unacceptable. What if an Amazon delivery package comes?
Speaker 4: I haven't thought about that.
Speaker 3: Do you have a towel at the front door or something?
Speaker 2: Quick?
Speaker 3: Vanity toil?
Speaker 1: Where's your wife? She's in Japan at the moment.
Speaker 3: If she would you be cooking the barbecue neod in
Speaker 3: your crocs.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's why she's in Japan.
Speaker 3: She moved there.
Speaker 1: In Tokyo. Now she ain't coming back with parsley with
Speaker 1: words you cannot say.
Speaker 7: My partners ka kawaka, let's out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 4: Pay.
Speaker 1: Do you avoid Italian restaurants?
Speaker 4: I can't say what gwam McCaulay.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Quaker. Remember we are laughing with you, not at
Speaker 1: you this morning.
Speaker 3: You've already always.
Speaker 1: The stuff up.
Speaker 3: You know, all three of us have had said already
Speaker 3: I wasn't in English. No, we've made some real balls ups.
Speaker 2: All right, here's you go. If there's a word you
Speaker 2: cannot say, give us a ring. Thirteen twenty four ten.
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Speaker 6: If you want to, guys articulated every word like this,
Speaker 6: you are obending your mouth.
Speaker 3: Racing Cannibal. He didn't want to say, was.
Speaker 2: Hoping he fell. Thirteen twenty fourteen. Words you can't say, Morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: This is number one hundred. You are on the air
Speaker 2: with Jase Lauren.
Speaker 1: We're doing a thanks to our mates at Shell already express.
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Speaker 3: What words can't you say today?
Speaker 1: Jace, it's been a few we're all out of shocker.
Speaker 3: With out of shocker? All right, Melbourne, it is your turn?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. What is a word you can't say?
Speaker 4: Quinn?
Speaker 3: Good morning? Good morning? Is there a word you struggle with?
Speaker 1: Are you using in a sentence? If you can?
Speaker 8: I put orderments on the tree?
Speaker 3: Order Christmas ornaments.
Speaker 1: It's ornaments.
Speaker 3: Ornaments, yeah, queen ornaments or the she's sticking with it, Yeah, ordaments.
Speaker 3: You know what And when you're a kid and you
Speaker 3: can't say and I don't know if your family were
Speaker 3: the same, yeah, but then the whole family starts saying it,
Speaker 3: and then they say it like that for the rest
Speaker 3: of eternity.
Speaker 1: Well that's how one of our old producers, Sharon remember
Speaker 1: her family.
Speaker 3: She thought it was spaghetti because that's what she said
Speaker 3: as a kid. Now they all say it, and she
Speaker 3: was like, hang on, what do you mean that's not
Speaker 3: how you say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she firmly believe.
Speaker 3: Because the whole family said it.
Speaker 1: It's And then she'd go a little bit fancy and
Speaker 1: she'd go boglar n what would you think in a
Speaker 1: restaurant like it wrong.
Speaker 3: Every restaurant we go backing it wrong all Laura and
Speaker 3: kills life. Good morning, Good morning guys. Is there a
Speaker 3: word you can't say? Can you pop it in a
Speaker 3: sentence for us?
Speaker 10: Last month was February?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: What was that?
Speaker 10: February?
Speaker 3: Spell it? It's hard to spell as well, Spellett, give.
Speaker 8: It a crack f e b Are you r a
Speaker 8: y February?
Speaker 1: But it is a toffy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, February February February. Hang on, how do you say
Speaker 3: it February?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Don't you say at the same time, Waite, go Cliff, February.
Speaker 3: You don't say February.
Speaker 2: No, it's February, February, February.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, How do you say it February February?
Speaker 1: How do you say February.
Speaker 3: Before you're saying February February?
Speaker 1: It's gone back to the.
Speaker 3: Way February February. It's spelled, it's not how it's pronounced.
Speaker 3: Fab Good morning morning.
Speaker 1: You got a word you can't say? Chuck it in
Speaker 1: a sentence.
Speaker 8: Some women are really feminium, Oh.
Speaker 3: They are. Some women are really feminine. Feminine feminine em
Speaker 3: is a hard one feminine.
Speaker 1: Lisa, femininity, femininity in February.
Speaker 3: Feminine. All right, georgiea is thirteen.
Speaker 1: You're doing a women's sunch today.
Speaker 3: I'll be talking all about from Georgia.
Speaker 1: I am strong, I am invincible.
Speaker 3: It's International Women's Stay on Saturday. It's a very important calendar.
Speaker 1: Speaking yeah, on Saturday. So you still got a few
Speaker 1: days to learn how to.
Speaker 3: Stay Georgia, Good morning, Good morning. How old are you? Georgia?
Speaker 1: Thirteen?
Speaker 3: Alright? Is there a word of thirteen? You're allowed to
Speaker 3: have many words? You can't say. What's the one that
Speaker 3: you get stuck on? Can you put it in a
Speaker 3: sentence when you come out of jail?
Speaker 1: You're criminal?
Speaker 3: Say it again, Georgia, yell your criminal a criminal?
Speaker 1: So smooth.
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter, taste morning everyone. A couple of minutes away
Speaker 2: from eight. This is over one hundred and in the
Speaker 2: lead up to opening round of the footy and we're
Speaker 2: gonna do it again next week. We're getting in your
Speaker 2: favorite Victorian footy clubs, some of the stars of those clubs,
Speaker 2: and we're offloading memberships this morning.
Speaker 1: Voss's in the house, Blue Baggers, it is your day.
Speaker 2: We're celebrating Carlton after eight and we got a little
Speaker 2: bit of our surprise for the Blue Baggers this morning.
Speaker 1: Surely this is their year, Carlton. Is that unfair to no?
Speaker 1: Just I just had a flashback. I felt like I
Speaker 1: was on a replay show from a year ago.
Speaker 3: That's no, I think have a huge year. Stay tuned
Speaker 3: if you are a Carlton fan, because we have a
Speaker 3: surprise for you. But I got a surprise of my
Speaker 3: own this week. I was mentioning before for the song
Speaker 3: about in laws and when you choose someone to be
Speaker 3: in a relationship with Clinton, relationship is when two people
Speaker 3: come together and you inherit their family. Also, I look
Speaker 3: at my Paul and I think you hit the jackpot.
Speaker 3: He's great, mates with my brother. My sister in law
Speaker 3: is awesome. I met his family, I too have hit
Speaker 3: the jackpot. Paul's one of five, He's got three sisters and.
Speaker 1: A brother's jackpot.
Speaker 3: Big jackpot and they are awesome. Kids are great. They
Speaker 3: don't live in Melbourne, so we don't get to see
Speaker 3: them all the time. One lives in Perth, in Canada,
Speaker 3: Brisbane anyway, our families don't get together very often, so
Speaker 3: Paul's older sister Belinda said, guys, why don't we do
Speaker 3: a weekend in Melbourne? This was last year, it was planned.
Speaker 1: Belinda got a big family kids, one.
Speaker 3: Son, Jake Love lives in Perth currently from Brisbane. So
Speaker 3: everyone said, great, let's go to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Everyone.
Speaker 3: Yep, all the couples. One isn't they overseas? I all
Speaker 3: have kids and no, no kids. This is an adult's
Speaker 3: weekend everyone. So the two sisters and their husbands, sorry,
Speaker 3: two sisters and their husbands, and the brother and his wife,
Speaker 3: and our niece, nephew and his wife. Great fun people
Speaker 3: super excited coming for the weekend. My family, Paul's family
Speaker 3: haven't spent a lot of time together. We've done a
Speaker 3: few things together. No, I'm like, this is great. It's
Speaker 3: a weekend as well. How good. So they're coming to town.
Speaker 3: This happened in October. It's all going down in April.
Speaker 3: Paul this week said to me, oh.
Speaker 1: Dull, guess what they're staying with you?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, that I've got a race horse and
Speaker 3: it's running in the Scone Cup. I was like, amazing,
Speaker 3: he's so excited. I said, when is it? I said,
Speaker 3: we better go. He said no, it's the weekend. My
Speaker 3: family are in town. I was like, oh, well, well,
Speaker 3: well you obviously can't go, and he was like, na,
Speaker 3: but my I got to go to New South Wales.
Speaker 1: It's the horse. He's got to go. He must go.
Speaker 3: No, you can't be one. His whole family is coming.
Speaker 1: To me, coming to see you.
Speaker 3: Yes, and he's going to the horse racers in New
Speaker 3: South Wales.
Speaker 2: I got him on the line pongratulation the horse, Paul,
Speaker 2: can we come and watch the horse?
Speaker 3: She should send more quality time with my family. You cannot.
Speaker 3: That's not on boys.
Speaker 1: The owner needs to be there for the horse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the owner needs to be there.
Speaker 1: You haven't spent much quality time with my family.
Speaker 4: So this is a great opportunity. One.
Speaker 1: Can I just just clear something? Which horse is it?
Speaker 1: Are you joking? You've got to go and.
Speaker 3: I have a share in Are you joking too? So
Speaker 3: I should go and they can have the house for
Speaker 3: the weekend and no, no.
Speaker 1: No, you need to entertain you. Who needs a town?
Speaker 3: Did you have me a shower now? Paul? I'm hoping
Speaker 3: that now I've shamed you in front of the whole
Speaker 3: of Melbourne that you're going.
Speaker 4: You've actually woken me as well, because I'm on the
Speaker 4: different times and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like Jay today, I know you on cyclone prep.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm one.
Speaker 3: Don't know know, so shut up. Sorry. He's playing the
Speaker 3: sympathy card. He wants you all to feel sorry for him.
Speaker 1: Stop yelling on him.
Speaker 3: He's playing the sympt he's no the cyclone. She's not
Speaker 3: ready to stop.
Speaker 1: Yelling at him. Probably got access to water and you
Speaker 1: got a japara.
Speaker 3: I could be up here until the race, until the horse.
Speaker 1: D know what activities have you promised your family that
Speaker 1: Lauren will help out with.
Speaker 4: She's taking them shopping, blun.
Speaker 3: We're going to lay me, We're going to a music
Speaker 3: you love you. I think Paul's bought the horse in
Speaker 3: the race. Just get out of it.
Speaker 1: What about that exhibition at the GVV.
Speaker 3: He can't go, Paul, Come like, honestly, this is your chance?
Speaker 3: Can I Paul seriously on his site?
Speaker 2: Yes, question Paul, it would it be a fly in
Speaker 2: fly out on the same day, because I just I
Speaker 2: think jet lag could get you.
Speaker 1: You'd probably stayed to night right well.
Speaker 8: If the horse winds are definitely staying, I didn't anyone.
Speaker 3: This did not go as planted or is anyone on
Speaker 3: my heart indible?
Speaker 1: Wake you this morning? Can I come to the.
Speaker 3: Race eight o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Planes, obviously, that's only if you make it through the cyclone.
Speaker 3: Poor Oh my god, no, no, this is pray for Paul.
Speaker 1: Pray for Paul Melbourne. We're praying for you, Paulie.
Speaker 4: Thanks, guys, have a great day.
Speaker 1: You two back to bed. Coo. I shouldn't be waking
Speaker 1: to get the sand bags.
Speaker 3: He's up the sand bagg and he's not sound bagging.
Speaker 3: His family's imprisbone actually in the cyclone and he's not
Speaker 3: on the.
Speaker 1: Find of you cop on a ser poor guy, that
Speaker 1: horse a break.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the Faranes or we've got all.
Speaker 2: She's a teacher, yes, everyone said, good morning to miss Jimma.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning everyone. Hang on, you're a teacher
Speaker 3: and you've got five kids.
Speaker 4: No, no, they're not all mine. I'm just taking them
Speaker 4: to school.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. You know what though, if if my kids
Speaker 3: friends were friends with the teacher, I'd be like, well
Speaker 3: you can just take all the kids every morning? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're going that way?
Speaker 1: Works out?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Good on? All right, jim you want to roll the
Speaker 1: dice and go for five K five thousand dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it.
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Speaker 3: Five thousand dollars? Jemma, how did you know that? You
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Speaker 5: Have you seen it?
Speaker 3: Obviously?
Speaker 2: Have I have?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Gemma, congratulations, you're a teacher. Tell me
Speaker 3: what is five thousand dollars mean to you?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a great long weekend?
Speaker 1: Can we come?
Speaker 2: Everyone welcome?
Speaker 3: Five thousand congratulations Gemma.
Speaker 1: Going to Gemma, have a great have a great day.
Speaker 2: I mean the lead up to opening round and next
Speaker 2: week we're catching up with your favorite footy clubs, the
Speaker 2: stars behind them and off low club memberships.
Speaker 1: Today, our next guest is the senior coach for the
Speaker 1: Carlton Football club. Here's one premiership. He's received a Brownlow
Speaker 1: medal and he's recently started conducting citizens arrests around Melbourne.
Speaker 3: AFL legend Michael Voss performed a citizens arrest.
Speaker 4: Well he's mourning coffee.
Speaker 2: Somebody get this man of Cape please welcome.
Speaker 1: To the show, legend, Michael morning, good morning.
Speaker 11: We're just talking off their I am actually farming out
Speaker 11: my services to different coffee shops at the moment around security.
Speaker 1: So yeah, just let you know. I'm goodness.
Speaker 3: People are now employing private security for their street, so
Speaker 3: you could be roaming the street ready to do citizens
Speaker 3: arrests at any time.
Speaker 1: Still you're looking good, Poss. What are you still hitting
Speaker 1: the gym fair bit? Oh?
Speaker 11: I try to, but yeah, getting an early example for
Speaker 11: all call through early and then get more work done. Unfortunately,
Speaker 11: when I turn up for work though, I don't get
Speaker 11: another chance to do anything else, and let's just done
Speaker 11: before it doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: Do you get in the gym with the players, because
Speaker 3: I feel like they'd be quite competitive.
Speaker 11: Sometimes I do, but they're slightly different athletes the way
Speaker 11: I'm built, so they're a little bit more greyhoundish, even
Speaker 11: though they do have some size about them, but a
Speaker 11: little bit different.
Speaker 1: But I don't mind it, like it's about the only
Speaker 1: thing I actually do nowadays.
Speaker 11: I certainly can't run with them, so they beat me
Speaker 11: up anything out of a phone box, so I tend
Speaker 11: to stay away from that.
Speaker 3: I mean, the game is different to when you played.
Speaker 3: Would you have preferred to be a player when you
Speaker 3: played or now?
Speaker 1: Or I wouldn't mind what they get paid now.
Speaker 11: They certainly get looked after very very well and it'll
Speaker 11: only become better, I'm sure. But look, I love the ear.
Speaker 11: I can't complain. I think any area you're playing you
Speaker 11: don't take for granted. But yeah, it certainly is special
Speaker 11: what they have now because the way the game is advertised,
Speaker 11: the participation, the crowds that you're playing in front of,
Speaker 11: how they build up every event, it does make it
Speaker 11: seem that little bit extra special.
Speaker 2: Talk about the game being different. Thoughts on opening round, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I haven't been a great fan of it.
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously, you know, we have a huge shout
Speaker 2: out to people in Queensland at the moment. OS there
Speaker 2: about got my family out there as well at the moment,
Speaker 2: so I hope Mum and Dad and my uncles and
Speaker 2: cousins and the like are all are all okay, but
Speaker 2: so obviously your thoughts go to them straight away. But look,
Speaker 2: I tend to think it's, you know, something that makes
Speaker 2: us a little bit different is you know that we've
Speaker 2: got a national game, and I don't see why we
Speaker 2: don't advertise it in every launch it in every single state.
Speaker 2: And everyone's got their own concept. I guess my concept
Speaker 2: is probably to you know, if we were to play
Speaker 2: a game in every state, you know, w A, there's
Speaker 2: two games we can play there, you know, two games
Speaker 2: we can play in South Australia, two games we get
Speaker 2: to play in queens in New South Wales and also
Speaker 2: launching in Victoria.
Speaker 11: And we've got eight ten Victorian teams. Eight could go
Speaker 11: travel to every single state and we could have two
Speaker 11: games in every state. I don't I think it's very
Speaker 11: unique for us in the national game that we can
Speaker 11: launch it Australia wide and.
Speaker 1: Starting with a bang here in Victoria.
Speaker 6: There's none more traditional or bigger or better than the
Speaker 6: Tags and the Blues, which is by the way round one.
Speaker 1: It comes around quickly, doesn't it. Yeah? It does.
Speaker 11: And look we we always obviously we took a position
Speaker 11: that we loved participating what we did last year.
Speaker 1: But that's how that's our game. We want to be
Speaker 1: able to watch. It's something really special.
Speaker 11: When I came here three years ago, all I was
Speaker 11: spoken about as a Carlton coach was you have to
Speaker 11: win round Michael one. Yeah, so it's been ten years
Speaker 11: before it actually won against the type I think that
Speaker 11: round one game.
Speaker 3: So I'm a Richmond fan, so I was like.
Speaker 11: We don't care what you do. We don't care what
Speaker 11: you do. You've got to just win round one. And
Speaker 11: so we won round one and they've got the round
Speaker 11: two and we had to win the flag.
Speaker 1: It changed very very quickly.
Speaker 2: These what's the mood looking like going into twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2: Is the Blues year.
Speaker 11: Really really positive? No, we've got high hopes lock boat clubs.
Speaker 11: I mean that's the that's the season of hope. At
Speaker 11: what preseason is designed to do. And you have had
Speaker 11: a lot of AFL people and players and coaches sitting
Speaker 11: here and say we've had a positive preseason. But it's
Speaker 11: in the doing now, like you know, sort of the
Speaker 11: talk and speculation about what you're going to finish and
Speaker 11: what you're going to do.
Speaker 3: It sort of finishes a lot of excitement around Culton.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like for the last few years the
Speaker 3: Blues fans have really been up and about.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's been peak interest, yeah, and it has its
Speaker 11: good and bad, But I don't think we'll ever complain
Speaker 11: about having eighty five thousand people in the stands.
Speaker 3: It's amazing.
Speaker 11: They energize a stadium nothing else, And in the last
Speaker 11: three years have been a coach of this club of
Speaker 11: participated in two or three games that have just been the.
Speaker 3: Loudest I've ever heard and mountain full force and just for.
Speaker 11: A moment, you take a second and you're at the
Speaker 11: MCG and it's the best stadium in the world, and
Speaker 11: you can look around and the stadium's absolutely packed.
Speaker 1: And you've got this noise. It's just reverberating the ground.
Speaker 1: How can you not love me? We were there yesterday
Speaker 1: and it was empty and we felt that we walked.
Speaker 3: Out on the field, which you don't get to do
Speaker 3: very often unless you are an elite athlete, or a
Speaker 3: football player or a Rocks And that's not us, no,
Speaker 3: nor none of the above. But standing in the middle
Speaker 3: of the MCG and looking at that stadium. There is
Speaker 3: no place like it.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 11: When I was younger, my first seventeen and stood there
Speaker 11: for the first time when it was empty, and I
Speaker 11: felt the same, the same sort of aura and sort
Speaker 11: of thought, she's one day I want to be here
Speaker 11: grand fon day and I've been able to play, and
Speaker 11: I was lucky.
Speaker 1: Enough to be able.
Speaker 3: We've got to do it.
Speaker 2: A couple of times I was sorry, we've got We've
Speaker 2: got to take a quick break. But when we come back,
Speaker 2: we've got memberships to offload. The countdown is on for
Speaker 2: Carlton's first bounce of twenty twenty five. He can become
Speaker 2: a member today from as little as twelve bucks a month.
Speaker 2: Visit membership dot Carlton Footy Club at dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: But we've got some memberships to offload. Plus, how good
Speaker 2: is this a v IP game experience on field experience
Speaker 2: you corn and sick one day, something you can take over,
Speaker 2: no whorry thirde twenty four to ten to score those.
Speaker 2: We're on the air with Vossi this morning. We'll continue
Speaker 2: our chat next This morning it's Blue Bagger's day. The
Speaker 2: coach of Vossi is with us this morning.
Speaker 6: FOSSi, we were just talking before the break about Carlton,
Speaker 6: the energy, the passion that exudes from carlt and supporters.
Speaker 6: They are the genuine soap opera club in many respects.
Speaker 6: A couple of great players that we love watching. Sam Walsh,
Speaker 6: has he going to be okay to play next week?
Speaker 11: Yeah, definitely, so he'll train over the next couple of sessions.
Speaker 11: But no, he's well truly ready to go.
Speaker 6: Fantastic And then Big Charlie Kerner is another one that's
Speaker 6: on a bit of a fitness cloud.
Speaker 1: Is he okay?
Speaker 11: He has a couple of pretty important sessions to get
Speaker 11: through before we decide what we do there. So yeah,
Speaker 11: we'll wait and give him every single chance. So I
Speaker 11: would still say that he's more unlikely than likely and
Speaker 11: more ready to go for round two. But yeah, we
Speaker 11: haven't made that call yet.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 11: He comes out today and trains really well over the
Speaker 11: next couple of days, then he could be right to go.
Speaker 1: He's a crowd favorite. Also, Harry McKay, we have.
Speaker 3: One of your team members joining us on the show.
Speaker 3: Very nice, Harry McKay, give us all the debt.
Speaker 1: What do we need to know?
Speaker 11: He's high maintenance? Look after him go easy on him.
Speaker 11: You've got a good one there. You've got a really
Speaker 11: good one there.
Speaker 3: We can hit him with all the hard hitting questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get him to He's got a beautiful little doll.
Speaker 1: And small dog.
Speaker 11: I know it sort of doesn't suit that well, but
Speaker 11: at the same time, it's a it's a pretty cute dog.
Speaker 11: So my my kids absolutely love being able to nurse
Speaker 11: it and see it and talk about it all the time.
Speaker 1: That must be cute. I haven't seen it, but.
Speaker 3: We need we need some little tidbits to chat to about.
Speaker 3: Chat you.
Speaker 1: Just chat read the credit. Can you clear up a
Speaker 1: rumor for me?
Speaker 2: There was there was a rumor floating around that when
Speaker 2: they were signing you on that you flew in and
Speaker 2: you got shoved in the boot of a car and
Speaker 2: it to be snack into the stadium or the clubs
Speaker 2: and media.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, that is true.
Speaker 11: When I first arrived into the airport, you know, with
Speaker 11: the media, obviously they find out that you're coming in.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I nearly lost a a camera guy because he's
Speaker 1: going backwards and.
Speaker 11: The escalators were going down, and he stepped onto the
Speaker 11: escalator and tripped backwards and then fell down the stairs
Speaker 11: and I'm like, I'm doing this interview and I'm checking
Speaker 11: on the on the guy.
Speaker 1: So it was it was quite comical.
Speaker 11: And then as I jumped into the car, obviously had
Speaker 11: the media chasing me to find out where the interview
Speaker 11: was going to be.
Speaker 1: And so then on the day, so they chased me
Speaker 1: all the way there.
Speaker 11: Then on the day Brad Lloyds said, look, you know
Speaker 11: it's Carlton and you know you quite knew here and
Speaker 11: there'll be people out the front. Mate, like, I've got
Speaker 11: a really unusual request. Can you jump in the back
Speaker 11: of the boot? They put you in the boot. So
Speaker 11: I jumped at the boot and at the back of
Speaker 11: Carlton there's these speed humps, and.
Speaker 1: So I was I was not prepared.
Speaker 11: So I'm sort of sitting there driving along sort of thinking,
Speaker 11: and then Brad's gone over the first but I've hit
Speaker 11: my head on the on the top. I think I've
Speaker 11: half knocked myself out with concussion. So I can't remember
Speaker 11: I got the job or not. I just turned up
Speaker 11: on I just turned up on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: To give you the job.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 3: To us sneaking in here.
Speaker 6: It is actually what's it like as senior coach of
Speaker 6: the cart And Footy Club though, must be a great honor.
Speaker 1: It's an incredible ho her.
Speaker 11: It's being a supporter as a young kid of Carlton
Speaker 11: and being able to sort of see the legends of
Speaker 11: the game. And then I got a met I've had
Speaker 11: kid like, you know, sort of moments where I've sort
Speaker 11: of seen Wayne Johnson and Wayne Harms and Kenny Hunter
Speaker 11: and I married for CARLD and my pot was huge
Speaker 11: cart fan, so that's how I end up CARLT and supporter,
Speaker 11: and I just love watching all of them, so they're
Speaker 11: my idols. And then all of a sudden, I'm sort
Speaker 11: of within the club and trying to be this professional
Speaker 11: coach and sort of you know, acting all serious and
Speaker 11: saying I've got a message, and.
Speaker 1: Then my heroes are walking through the doors.
Speaker 11: It's like and then I got the one photo wanted
Speaker 11: which I was in between Wayne Johnson and Kenny Hunter,
Speaker 11: and I was like, right, no matter what happens from here,
Speaker 11: nice moment.
Speaker 1: It's pretty special for me.
Speaker 3: I'd love to see the Blues and I'd also love
Speaker 3: to be at that party online on straight when the
Speaker 3: premiership is here.
Speaker 2: Hey, we'll get all out of call. Some blue bags
Speaker 2: Jenny and her son are on the line morning.
Speaker 1: Jenny. Hello, you're on the line with any thoughts.
Speaker 4: Yeah's Charlie Kerner going to play the first round?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Everyone keeps asking me that question. I'll let you
Speaker 1: know in about three days, so don't keep down. I
Speaker 1: can't tell you right now.
Speaker 3: So maybe it's.
Speaker 1: Charlie Kerner, your favorite player.
Speaker 4: My favorite, please, Adam said.
Speaker 1: Charlie.
Speaker 2: He just quickly on injuries and whether you're playing or not.
Speaker 2: Has the mood changed after sort of what happened with
Speaker 2: track p Traca last year when he went back out
Speaker 2: and played n I.
Speaker 1: Think everyone that was g that day was very surprised.
Speaker 11: No, I think it's such an unusual situation how that unfolded,
Speaker 11: So it's certainly not the norm. And you know, I
Speaker 11: think even if Melbourne looked back on there's a heap
Speaker 11: of things they would do different, clearly.
Speaker 1: But but no, we're you know, we're really lucky.
Speaker 11: I think from a football wide AFL wide, we have
Speaker 11: access to some of the best best doctors and best
Speaker 11: medical practics in the world, so, you know, and we're
Speaker 11: making decisions all the time about players and their you know,
Speaker 11: their health and can they can playing on and can't
Speaker 11: they And you know, so they're making thousands of decisions
Speaker 11: all the time, so I don't suppose we're going to
Speaker 11: get one hundred percent of them right, But but I
Speaker 11: think our players are in great hands, really good hands.
Speaker 1: Well, make good luck for the year ahead. Thank you, and.
Speaker 3: We can't wait to have Harry in here. Dogs.
Speaker 1: Thanks again.
Speaker 2: Our thoughts with everyone up and queens, and I've been
Speaker 2: checking in on my sisters.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've got up in Brisbane as well. Our thoughts
Speaker 3: very much with everyone who is who are up there.
Speaker 3: A lot of people have left, a lot of people
Speaker 3: have had to go there to go and help love
Speaker 3: ones and look after loved loved ones as well.
Speaker 2: School's are shut, airport shut. Are they're going to be
Speaker 2: closing the bridges if the winds keep kicking up.
Speaker 3: It's scary so clip they're saying it might make one
Speaker 3: for when Saturday.
Speaker 6: Varied reports, but maybe late Friday night early Saturday.
Speaker 1: Morning now, which is terrifying for truth. Yeah, let's check
Speaker 1: in with Kristine, her and friend of ours on this show.
Speaker 1: She's up there.
Speaker 6: She's actually up there with family, looking after family because
Speaker 6: she's a good girl. But she's also working for the
Speaker 6: Today Show her a good.
Speaker 8: Morning morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 1: Paint a bit of a picture. What's it like.
Speaker 8: Yeah, look, I've grown up on the Sunshine Coast here
Speaker 8: in Caloundra Shelley Beach and look for the weather is
Speaker 8: calm at the moment. It's very much the cliche calm
Speaker 8: before the storm. However, the surf is massive. For those
Speaker 8: who know the area around the King's Beach area, I
Speaker 8: mean that which is a popular swimming beach, the beach
Speaker 8: has almost been kind of eroded away. There's kind of
Speaker 8: like a cliff now that's there from where the surfers
Speaker 8: come up. So we I haven't really seen big waves
Speaker 8: like this over a sustained period of time, So that's
Speaker 8: going to be a big concern.
Speaker 3: First.
Speaker 8: And then of course when the social I saw a.
Speaker 2: Shot earlier on the Today Show, they did like a
Speaker 2: chopper shot of the beach and it didn't even look
Speaker 2: like there was much sand left.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, it's a real problem. And also for those
Speaker 8: around Gold's Golden Beach area because Bribe Island normally is
Speaker 8: like provides a natural buffer, but the sea has broken
Speaker 8: through Bribe Island, so they're really concerned about Golden Beach
Speaker 8: and there's been evacuations there already, Christine.
Speaker 3: In times like this, obviously our leaders come out and
Speaker 3: do the best that they can. How is the communication
Speaker 3: from the Queensland government? Do people feel like they're being
Speaker 3: informed and they know what's happening?
Speaker 8: Look, I have to say the Queensland premiere, he's been
Speaker 8: on the TV pretty much twenty four to seven. But
Speaker 8: do you know what's been really lovely here? It's a
Speaker 8: small community in Shelley Beach, but even even with me here,
Speaker 8: we've had so many neighbors come over, check on mum,
Speaker 8: see if she needs anything moved, has she got something?
Speaker 8: Does she want to stay with them? Over the cyclone?
Speaker 8: It's so lovely everybody. She's she's doing fine, She's actually
Speaker 8: really can't. I have to tell you that. You know,
Speaker 8: Queenslands are laid back, so they're kind of also got
Speaker 8: that attitude or maybe it won't come, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: it's just been lovely.
Speaker 1: So what do you do? What have you had to do?
Speaker 1: Have you sandbagged?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What does your home look like?
Speaker 8: Do you know what's standards? I should have taken up
Speaker 8: the neighbors offers to move stuff around the house. It
Speaker 8: turns out Mum's got lots of pop places, moving pop place,
Speaker 8: just everything loose around the house. We're a bit up
Speaker 8: from the beach the shoreline, so we haven't had the
Speaker 8: sand bag where we are, but they are down near
Speaker 8: the shoreline sandbagging. We just don't know. I've got our
Speaker 8: neighbors down just on the shoreline. I was talking to
Speaker 8: him yesterday and he said, they just don't know what
Speaker 8: the storm surge is going to be and if it's
Speaker 8: actually going to go into their house. It's an unknown.
Speaker 3: Now, Christine, what is the mood like when you sit
Speaker 3: in a Today Show meeting and they go, right, everyone,
Speaker 3: get the cap man, doos out. We're sending you all
Speaker 3: to go and stand in the rain and.
Speaker 2: Report on the storm.
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 8: I haven't actually packed the raincoats.
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 8: I came up last weekend. I didn't know this is
Speaker 8: going to happen. So I've had to raise mum's wardrobe.
Speaker 8: There is no rain jacket.
Speaker 3: Are you going to be out in your leopard print?
Speaker 3: Mum's leopard print rain jacket.
Speaker 1: Is the truth?
Speaker 2: Crossing the Carl on a long board riding a wave
Speaker 2: like he gets right in there doesn't he he.
Speaker 8: Does well At the moment. My only option is a
Speaker 8: purple Birberry trench coat. Be good on your mum, I'll
Speaker 8: be having to find something else.
Speaker 3: Well, you stay safe up there. We have been watching
Speaker 3: on the Today Show. Look, it does look quite calm
Speaker 3: up in Queensland, which is also quite eerie.
Speaker 1: I know you have enough toilet paper. There's no toilet paper.
Speaker 8: No the toilet paper, water and eski so nowhere to
Speaker 8: be found on the sunshine coat.
Speaker 1: Got to keep the beer coup.
Speaker 3: Will you stay safe? We look forward to seeing you
Speaker 3: on the Today Show and your purple Berberry coat just
Speaker 3: right to day on it in text. Oh yeah, get
Speaker 3: a posca, Thanks God. Stay safe.
Speaker 1: It is just gone twelve to nine.
Speaker 2: We'll keep you updated anything comes into the Nova newsroom
Speaker 2: regarding the cyclone we're getting on the air.
Speaker 1: Hey, coming up next.
Speaker 3: Last week we chouted to a friend of mine, Anna
Speaker 3: who is on that showing miracles on Channel nine. She's
Speaker 3: got some exciting news. We're going to catch up with
Speaker 3: her next.
Speaker 2: Right across Melbourne, you are listening to Jason Lauren a
Speaker 2: little bit of cloud around today tops of twenty five.
Speaker 2: We are going for this is nover. Good morning, Jace
Speaker 2: Lauren Clintyre as well. There was a moment on that
Speaker 2: Channel nine show Big Miracles last night where Anna received
Speaker 2: a phone call a lot of people wish.
Speaker 3: For with best friends round for support. Anna is waiting
Speaker 3: to find out if she's pregnant. Hello, We've got the
Speaker 3: pregnancy results.
Speaker 1: Ready to this and you're pregnant. That's incredible.
Speaker 2: Her name is Anna, she's a good friend of yours, lossy,
Speaker 2: and she's been on the show before.
Speaker 3: This was a huge thing for you to decide to
Speaker 3: become a mum on your own. I didn't really have
Speaker 3: a choice in my opinion, because of my age and
Speaker 3: my low AMH levels. What's the process of finding a
Speaker 3: sperm donor? I went from what I would do on
Speaker 3: a dating app.
Speaker 1: Good luck for the future, mate, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Can we check in with you and see how it's
Speaker 3: going a little please please?
Speaker 1: So that chat was a little while ago. She joins
Speaker 1: us again this morning.
Speaker 3: Hello, and how are you?
Speaker 2: We are on pop Watch.
Speaker 3: About to give birth? Congratulates God's congratulations. How was it
Speaker 3: when you found out you'd fallen pregnant? Amazing? It took
Speaker 3: a while? How many around? How many times? So you've
Speaker 3: got your eggs frozen, you get your sperm donor they
Speaker 3: make him hang on exgs. When I was thirty seven,
Speaker 3: did you use those? Then I did another egg retrieval?
Speaker 3: You didn't they use the frozen eggs. No, they're still
Speaker 3: on nice, haven't touched them. Still got those. So egg
Speaker 3: retrieval to create embryos with the sperm dinesques are two
Speaker 3: more times.
Speaker 2: Egg retrieves can be very emotional with a couple of
Speaker 2: friends go through it and just and just not getting
Speaker 2: the amount of eggs.
Speaker 3: Well, people go under, they wake up, they write it
Speaker 3: on your hand. Don't when I wake So you go
Speaker 3: under and they write on your hands how many eggs
Speaker 3: they've got, and heartbreakingly for some people they wake up
Speaker 3: and it's got zero written on them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I was lucky though, because it's also about the quality,
Speaker 3: not necessarily the number. People get caught up in the number.
Speaker 3: But I think I had seven and then they got two.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: One time I think I had I don't know eight
Speaker 3: or something, and then there was one. I don't know,
Speaker 3: it depends, but yeah, luckily I got pregnant from my
Speaker 3: third embryo transfer.
Speaker 1: So what's it like when you hear the news, Take
Speaker 1: the news, Take us to the mo.
Speaker 3: It was like, this journey is finally over. It's like
Speaker 3: a weight slifted off your shoulders.
Speaker 2: Also, there'd be people that would be freaking out, going,
Speaker 2: hang on, we're running out of funds here, we're going
Speaker 2: to come to We're going to come to an end.
Speaker 3: You can run out of funds, you can run out
Speaker 3: of eggs, you can run And I think as women,
Speaker 3: we just assume that I'm a woman, an awful pregnant
Speaker 3: and that's not how it works, not at all for
Speaker 3: a lot of people.
Speaker 1: I think blokes are a bit naive in that. Regardless.
Speaker 4: We were.
Speaker 2: We were when we started trying at the time yea, yeah,
Speaker 2: the first year, you know, we lost three kids and
Speaker 2: we were very we're very naive going into it, you know.
Speaker 3: And miscarriage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we went through three miscarriages. And and you know what,
Speaker 2: it's like, your whole life is just talking about pregnancy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And it got to a point for us that we're like,
Speaker 2: we need to go out on a holiday. We're not
Speaker 2: discussing it. Yeah, we're not talking about it, and just
Speaker 2: needed to mentally do a full reset.
Speaker 3: And that's when you felt pregnant.
Speaker 1: And then we came back and we went overthinking it.
Speaker 3: And can I tell you, I think my fortieth actually
Speaker 3: had something to do with with my pregnancy because I
Speaker 3: was fully relaxed. I had my fortieth just before my
Speaker 3: third embryo transfer, and I just partied and didn't think
Speaker 3: about anything because I basically had a year of trying
Speaker 3: over a year, and then I had my fortieth. I'm
Speaker 3: not thinking about IVF. I'm not thinking about anything. And
Speaker 3: then I had my embryo transfer like a month after
Speaker 3: my fortieth and felt pregnant. So I think it has
Speaker 3: a lot to do with how your body related mind.
Speaker 1: Kid's going to come out.
Speaker 3: It will anyway.
Speaker 1: What's it been like the pregnancy?
Speaker 3: How have you so lucky? Clint? Oh my god, I've
Speaker 3: got no I had no problems, no back pain, no thundercrotch.
Speaker 3: Was that you did this day? It's when you get
Speaker 3: this stabbing pain in your vagina and it's like a
Speaker 3: thunder bolt. Oh, I don't even have that, Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: Lindy had it heat Now you mentioned Lindy. That's your
Speaker 3: best friend is Lindy Clem and she is your birthday partner.
Speaker 3: She's one of my birth. She's been on this whole
Speaker 3: journey with you, her, Lindy and your other girlfriend Clary Clarry.
Speaker 1: How many people got in the room? You're doing a
Speaker 1: great six actually, but I can only choose to Will
Speaker 1: there be a camera crew?
Speaker 3: Yeah? There might be on the show. You do any
Speaker 3: any day now? Yeah? I'm due. I'm being induced in
Speaker 3: two weeks. Yeah, you excited? Very can you believe it?
Speaker 2: I demand you to go to the movies, go to lunches,
Speaker 2: go and do everything now yet now is the time movie?
Speaker 1: Just do anything? Shopping?
Speaker 3: Your time is taking all the goods. Yeah, everything sticked out,
Speaker 3: ready to go? Yep?
Speaker 2: Did you do what Lauren and I did where you
Speaker 2: build the outside the nursery and then realize it doesn't
Speaker 2: fit through the doorframe?
Speaker 1: You have done?
Speaker 9: Do it?
Speaker 1: You do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where did?
Speaker 3: I've got amazing? All my best friend's husbands have rallied
Speaker 3: around and done all the furniture. So that's cute.
Speaker 1: And what's your message as you sit here.
Speaker 6: Today to Melbourne Victorian women who might be contemplating doing
Speaker 6: something like this if they.
Speaker 1: Can, I.
Speaker 3: Would not have any qualms, but I would jump into
Speaker 3: it before it's too late. If you're already thinking about it.
Speaker 3: It means that there's a reason why. So you're either
Speaker 3: because of your age, you're infertile. I don't know, if
Speaker 3: you've had bad luck in relationships and you're at that
Speaker 3: later age in life, or maybe you're young and you've
Speaker 3: got dimitriosis is that he said, and you've been told
Speaker 3: your chances of having a kid are really low.
Speaker 1: Just do it.
Speaker 3: Just look into it, because you're regretted if you don't,
Speaker 3: because you could miss out on having a kid. So
Speaker 3: my biggest advice is just to don't overthink it. Just
Speaker 3: jump into it. And for women who are thinking about
Speaker 3: going into this alone, what are the key things that
Speaker 3: they need? Obviously you need a lot of Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: support is number one. And I know it's really easy
Speaker 3: to say, but just you can't overthink it. Because I've
Speaker 3: met I've been set up with friends of friends that
Speaker 3: are doing it alone and they have a million questions,
Speaker 3: and their questions do my head in It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: but then what happens if when they're older and then
Speaker 3: they're can ask their daddy.
Speaker 6: Is is it like you're sort of the master of
Speaker 6: your destiny, You're the parent?
Speaker 3: Right? Correct? Look, they're fair enough questions. But to me,
Speaker 3: it's you deal with that when the time comes. That's
Speaker 3: all in the future, when the child's born or when
Speaker 3: they're older, So just dive into it and then make
Speaker 3: the decisions with an open mind. Well, congratulations, We're so
Speaker 3: excited for you.
Speaker 1: Know.
Speaker 3: I've watched your journey over the last couple of years
Speaker 3: and it has been a roller coaster which many men
Speaker 3: and women out there listening to this right now would
Speaker 3: be experiencing at the moment. So I'm thrilled for you.
Speaker 3: Congratulate thanks for having example, the.
Speaker 1: Baby bubble just when they first come along.
Speaker 3: We're all the motions so beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's like I was that person going into a game.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you can just fall in love
Speaker 2: with someone straight away and you can't describe it the child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not the doctor Jesus Cross.
Speaker 3: No, I've known you for long enough. You don't just
Speaker 3: fall in love. It's very hard for.
Speaker 1: Me to get like a glass of champagne straight after.
Speaker 3: The birthing street, they'll be drinking champagne during the birth.
Speaker 1: Or not. I should have We're a mini bar now.
Speaker 3: I think I've got one too.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 3: Congratulations.
Speaker 2: You can follow Anda's Journey Big Miracles Wednesdays at nine
Speaker 2: pm on Channel nine and nine. Now that's it, we
Speaker 2: are about to get out of here. We mentioned earlier
Speaker 2: though thoughts with everyone up in Queensland. Will keep you
Speaker 2: updated on over one hundred with any breaking news regarding
Speaker 2: cycland we will.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's some pretty scary conditions up there. I've
Speaker 3: got my in laws up there. I've been chatting to them.
Speaker 3: Their houses are all taped up and boarded up and
Speaker 3: sand bagged. And our thoughts are very much with those
Speaker 3: in Queensland and northern New South Wales as well a
Speaker 3: lot of my friends up in Barron where those terrible
Speaker 3: floods were just a couple of years ago. We're thinking
Speaker 3: of you all up there, so please say stay safe
Speaker 3: and check in on your loved ones.
Speaker 1: Question. Question, you're a sorry, you're a journalist. Yes? Do
Speaker 1: you have a go bag? Yes? Yeah, you know how
Speaker 1: to go bag is like it's time to go baby.
Speaker 3: You have a go bag ready for.
Speaker 1: The hospital, go bag for a hospital. Yes, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: got more fire gear in it, but it sits just
Speaker 1: under the desk at work. Yep. But what about if
Speaker 1: you bring in the what about if you're at home.
Speaker 3: Do you report on the football?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What are you doing with the fire?
Speaker 1: Weekend Today show?
Speaker 3: He gets his fine and actually Congress gets up for
Speaker 3: a henscause.
Speaker 2: If you're at home though, with the dock and you
Speaker 2: get the call to say go, you've got to go
Speaker 2: to docklands?
Speaker 1: Or shouldn't you keep it in the car? Probably? Probably?
Speaker 3: How many times have you had to wear the fire outfit?
Speaker 1: Quite a few? Actually? Really? Yeah that reporter, Oh, very good.
Speaker 1: Don't wear anything underneath it?
Speaker 3: But well said, No, you'll get a call up to
Speaker 3: a hen's party on the way look out.
Speaker 2: Thank you for being.
Speaker 9: It.
Speaker 1: What are you doing today, Lauren me?
Speaker 3: I am off to Channel nine to speak it in
Speaker 3: International Women's Day events?
Speaker 1: I am fantastic, very.
Speaker 3: Hard hitting questions. I'm sure would you like me to
Speaker 3: come power to the system, the support, don't you dare
Speaker 3: to keep the purpose?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Anyone as welcome. It is International Women's Day on strong.
Speaker 3: Are you taking the piece of International Women's Day?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just empowering you. I am what.
Speaker 2: Maybe we can come and do a little jewet No,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 3: I've bought B one and B two with me just
Speaker 3: to really talk about the prevalent issues that women's face
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty five. Here they are in their firemen's outfit.
Speaker 1: Look at what I have to deal with, YAH to.
Speaker 3: Pay parody, forget about it. I should get paid three
Speaker 3: times as much as you take putting up with your votes.
Speaker 1: I have a great day.
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