1
00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,640
Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables, I'll have one.

2
00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:05,720
Speaker 2: I mean what I say. If I say it once,

3
00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:06,800
Speaker 2: that's the only time I'm saying it.

4
00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have an argument.

5
00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:10,520
Speaker 3: Check co found.

6
00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,920
Speaker 1: No, it's not paying I do.

7
00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:16,520
Speaker 2: I want to pay for it? I pay, and then

8
00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:17,759
Speaker 2: you wanted to pay for it.

9
00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,280
Speaker 3: You pay for it.

10
00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:23,160
Speaker 1: Rea.

11
00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:35,240
Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Addie Clark aka Mummy,

12
00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,440
Speaker 2: and my partner in crime, mister Jake Craig. Some people,

13
00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,040
Speaker 2: not me, like to call him daddy.

14
00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:46,320
Speaker 3: Came off the tongue. But think I think I have proof.

15
00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,440
Speaker 1: I think I might have hours of proof of footage

16
00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,840
Speaker 1: that you do like to call me daddy.

17
00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:55,880
Speaker 2: After letting the footage, every single episode doesn't exist. But

18
00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:59,680
Speaker 2: Jake as the listeners, and you might know I am

19
00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,320
Speaker 2: in my wiz error. Oh yeah, okay, as some might say.

20
00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,720
Speaker 2: The other week, I was on a date and I

21
00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,479
Speaker 2: pulled out some of the best riz slash game I've

22
00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,120
Speaker 2: ever done in my life. Yeah, speaking three languages.

23
00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,640
Speaker 3: I was impressed, very impressed.

24
00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:17,160
Speaker 2: I've done it again. I've done it again. I've done

25
00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,920
Speaker 2: it again. What you see this time not as good,

26
00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,200
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say, but still let me know if this.

27
00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:24,960
Speaker 1: Is smooth or not?

28
00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:28,040
Speaker 3: Okay, little bit cringe, but still at smooth.

29
00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:32,760
Speaker 2: Okay, am I acting as okay, you can act so

30
00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,679
Speaker 2: this for this to work. You are laying on my

31
00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,440
Speaker 2: lap and your head's like she's on my lap watching TV.

32
00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,800
Speaker 2: Oh okay, always always happens in a date. Yeah, okay, okay, okay,

33
00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:46,080
Speaker 2: let's see if I can do it all right? Okay, ready, poke, poke.

34
00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:54,560
Speaker 1: What's up? What I'm just checking? If you're real? Why, folks,

35
00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know anyone could be this beautiful?

36
00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,280
Speaker 3: That is gross? Bro?

37
00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:13,000
Speaker 1: Could a that is gross?

38
00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,400
Speaker 2: Playing on the cring side a little bit more, but

39
00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,600
Speaker 2: still what it is?

40
00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,120
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta do what you gottata.

41
00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,160
Speaker 3: I think it's good. Yeah see, I thought I thought

42
00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:22,840
Speaker 3: it was very good.

43
00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:23,119
Speaker 1: Yeah.

44
00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,200
Speaker 2: The other day just just came to me. Where is

45
00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,800
Speaker 2: it just coming to me? I don't know what's coming

46
00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,720
Speaker 2: over me? If I'm being honest, No, no, I loved it.

47
00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:34,520
Speaker 2: I loved it all right. But okay, let's start off

48
00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,239
Speaker 2: the actual episode.

49
00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,239
Speaker 1: Dottie, it's good. Let's go past that. I thought that

50
00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:37,480
Speaker 1: was good.

51
00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,200
Speaker 3: Let's go past like that cringey stuff.

52
00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:45,120
Speaker 1: The other day I was actually asking might have been

53
00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:49,359
Speaker 1: a couple of months ago. I was asking my girlfriend

54
00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:52,520
Speaker 1: if when girls are on that time of the month,

55
00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,400
Speaker 1: because it sounds like a dumb question now, but I

56
00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:00,040
Speaker 1: asked if like they burn more calories because of it,

57
00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,920
Speaker 1: because like their bodies like working to get rid of

58
00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:02,720
Speaker 1: I see.

59
00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:06,920
Speaker 2: I think their thermoregulations, something flowing a bit more. I

60
00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,640
Speaker 2: was thinking, like, they're running at a higher temperature, so

61
00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:09,400
Speaker 2: they're burning more calories.

62
00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,239
Speaker 1: I see the logic, like, because girls quite often a

63
00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,919
Speaker 1: bit hungrier, you know, hormones going all hey, why, I

64
00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,440
Speaker 1: just thought like maybe your body's working hard, Like are

65
00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,880
Speaker 1: you burning more calories when you do this? I think

66
00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,840
Speaker 1: that's a fair question. She was like, no, if anything,

67
00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,720
Speaker 1: we burn less, And I was like, oh, okay, weird,

68
00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,959
Speaker 1: But maybe think like there's plenty of things about girl

69
00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:25,680
Speaker 1: they don't know about.

70
00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,560
Speaker 2: Do they burn less because they want to do less?

71
00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,240
Speaker 3: I don't know.

72
00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,480
Speaker 1: Is that the logic there? I think that's a valid question.

73
00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,080
Speaker 1: I think it's a valid question too. Is that just

74
00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,040
Speaker 1: two guys being dude? I think it must just be

75
00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:39,080
Speaker 1: dudes being dudes being idiots? But ah, so maybe made

76
00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,800
Speaker 1: us think of the question for ig this week of

77
00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:45,840
Speaker 1: things girls do that we don't know about. Yeah, the

78
00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,360
Speaker 1: girls kind of gave us like some real insight to

79
00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,680
Speaker 1: maybe too much into Yeah, I think I got I

80
00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,280
Speaker 1: think I got too much insight more than I wanted

81
00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,120
Speaker 1: to know. This might be detrimental to it us in

82
00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:03,360
Speaker 1: our relationships. I might start looking at girlfriend differently. Ye first, sure,

83
00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:07,680
Speaker 1: So things girls do that guys don't know about using

84
00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:11,560
Speaker 1: your Strava run map to find your house and look

85
00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,920
Speaker 1: it up on real estate dot com. Can you do that?

86
00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,240
Speaker 3: What the girls?

87
00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,320
Speaker 1: They know what they're doing? Like, yes, should we like

88
00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,600
Speaker 1: put our stravas on private?

89
00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,320
Speaker 3: I thought that you had to.

90
00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,479
Speaker 1: I thought that Strava like gave you like a solid

91
00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,600
Speaker 1: hundred meters each direction start at an end of run,

92
00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,560
Speaker 1: So they couldn't do that. They might still got to

93
00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,320
Speaker 1: be that won't stop a hundred meters, mate, I'll tell

94
00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,640
Speaker 1: you what, well, they probably fucking they must look at

95
00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:38,080
Speaker 1: like there's like the fifteen houses that are in that region.

96
00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,040
Speaker 1: They probably could be here.

97
00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,000
Speaker 3: It could be here, it could be here.

98
00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,480
Speaker 2: They probably corresponded with your Instagram because there might be

99
00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,960
Speaker 2: a little picture of your house, some stories or something,

100
00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:50,760
Speaker 2: some of that geo guesser, Yeah, things girls do the

101
00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,360
Speaker 2: guys don't know about go on their phones as soon

102
00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,159
Speaker 2: as they leave the room.

103
00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,400
Speaker 3: Oh, I feel like I knew that.

104
00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,760
Speaker 1: I didn't. Girl. The girls go on their phone as

105
00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,560
Speaker 1: soon as we leave the room, like our phone, Oh,

106
00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,760
Speaker 1: on our phone? How I took it? Oh, I didn't

107
00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,120
Speaker 1: know they did that. Go on their phones. Can't go

108
00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,880
Speaker 1: over it, can't go wonder it.

109
00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:13,480
Speaker 4: You gotta go through it.

110
00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:15,479
Speaker 1: Go for it.

111
00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,360
Speaker 3: There's nothing on there.

112
00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:22,240
Speaker 1: Things girls do that guys don't know about. Pluck our

113
00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:22,960
Speaker 1: nipple hair.

114
00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:28,680
Speaker 2: They plucked them nipple hair really apparently, so mate, the timing,

115
00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,200
Speaker 2: the timing on that. Last night, I was having a shower.

116
00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,240
Speaker 2: I get like the smallest bit of chest there and

117
00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:34,440
Speaker 2: like a little bit of hair and I was like,

118
00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,880
Speaker 2: I've got a bit of hair around my nipples.

119
00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,200
Speaker 1: So I shaved. I cut my nipple.

120
00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, how much I've done that before.

121
00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,160
Speaker 2: I was like, is this thing here? Can you lose

122
00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,760
Speaker 2: a nipple from shaving? I was like, is this going

123
00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,360
Speaker 2: to fall off?

124
00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,240
Speaker 1: I don't know, but mine heeled, but I didn't. I

125
00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:47,400
Speaker 1: didn't cut like the nipple nipple. I just cut around it.

126
00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,960
Speaker 2: I cut like the base of the nipple, and I

127
00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,200
Speaker 2: was like, ah, it's never doing that again. Yeah, you

128
00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:54,160
Speaker 2: gotta be careful around the nipples. I need to pluck

129
00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,240
Speaker 2: the mate know what they're doing.

130
00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,440
Speaker 1: I feel like nipples must have the same nerve endings

131
00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,280
Speaker 1: as your lips or something.

132
00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do, they do all right. Things girls do

133
00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,599
Speaker 2: the guys don't know about check out their dads.

134
00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:07,520
Speaker 1: When we go to family visits.

135
00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,200
Speaker 2: Really makes sense.

136
00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,800
Speaker 1: Kind of like, is this what he's going to look like?

137
00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,320
Speaker 1: I can't believe my girlfriend's still with me.

138
00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:15,920
Speaker 3: Kidding dad.

139
00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,960
Speaker 2: We don't do that though. I've never checked out like

140
00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:23,440
Speaker 2: a mom.

141
00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,280
Speaker 1: No, I've never thought like I never looked at the

142
00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,240
Speaker 1: mom and thought, oh, that's what she's going to look like. Yes,

143
00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:37,120
Speaker 1: or you know, devo, maybe a friend's mum. Things girls

144
00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,960
Speaker 1: do that guys don't know about, for lost our teeth,

145
00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,719
Speaker 1: with our hair, No they don't, Please don't. It's like

146
00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,160
Speaker 1: getting fair in your food.

147
00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,559
Speaker 3: Ah, please tell me that's not true. Does that work?

148
00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,760
Speaker 3: That's master? I didn't think he would be strong enough.

149
00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:52,080
Speaker 1: Did I?

150
00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,000
Speaker 2: But there's this like a long and who knows what.

151
00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,960
Speaker 1: They Maybe they get like multiple strands and that's so

152
00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,400
Speaker 1: gross about that day.

153
00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,600
Speaker 2: Things girls do the guys don't know about use baby

154
00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:04,600
Speaker 2: wipes before.

155
00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,920
Speaker 1: We see you. Oh, to be extra clean down there

156
00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,960
Speaker 1: is that right I have? They must wipe with baby wipes,

157
00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,840
Speaker 1: so then they're interesting.

158
00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,840
Speaker 2: That is interesting actually, like just before they come over,

159
00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,239
Speaker 2: I'll get a baby wip and what my willy?

160
00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,560
Speaker 1: I mean it's clean because it's a baby, wife, you

161
00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,040
Speaker 1: can do it. Yeah, yeah, that's interesting. I didn't.

162
00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:31,760
Speaker 3: I didn't know that. Mom, where's the baby? Jake's coming over.

163
00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:38,560
Speaker 1: Things girls do that guys don't know about. Offer to

164
00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,640
Speaker 1: pay part of the bill on our first date only

165
00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:46,640
Speaker 1: as a test. If the guy accepts they've failed. Oh

166
00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,240
Speaker 1: that's too intricate for me because I accept. Do you

167
00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,160
Speaker 1: like after on a first if it's a little bit

168
00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,040
Speaker 1: of a rebuttal like one or two, I don't like

169
00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,920
Speaker 1: confrontation If I go no, I've got it and then

170
00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:58,440
Speaker 1: they say no, no, let me really, Yeah, you have

171
00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:02,400
Speaker 1: failed tests that you don't say no, I asked you

172
00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,200
Speaker 1: on the date I'm paid.

173
00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,560
Speaker 2: I say that you can pay for the next one.

174
00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,160
Speaker 2: I say that, I say that, and if they do

175
00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,640
Speaker 2: want if either no, I asked you on the date,

176
00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,000
Speaker 2: I'm paying for it, and they go no, no, I've got it,

177
00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:16,200
Speaker 2: Like whatever, really, come on, I'll have one. I mean

178
00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,720
Speaker 2: what I say. If I say it once, that's the

179
00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:18,520
Speaker 2: only time I'm saying it.

180
00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,280
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna have an argument that compound.

181
00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,240
Speaker 2: No, it's not paying for the I do. I want

182
00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,800
Speaker 2: to pay for it. I pay, and then you.

183
00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:29,480
Speaker 3: Wanted to pay for it.

184
00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:34,800
Speaker 1: You pay for it. My response is like, you're funny.

185
00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,680
Speaker 1: You're funny. I might just push him over next time.

186
00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:39,280
Speaker 3: Keep physical.

187
00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,880
Speaker 2: I've always thought, though you used to work in hospitality. Yeah,

188
00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,880
Speaker 2: if I, me and my girlfriend always do it like

189
00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,800
Speaker 2: that battle to pay, sure, that's such an eck and

190
00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:49,360
Speaker 2: annoying for you.

191
00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,120
Speaker 1: It is very annoying if someone just pay, I don't

192
00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:51,400
Speaker 1: give a far.

193
00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't give a fu. Yeah, like I don't

194
00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:54,800
Speaker 3: give an she can pay.

195
00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,080
Speaker 1: Even knowing how I'm making the hospitality work, I feel

196
00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:01,240
Speaker 1: I still do like and I know they would still

197
00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,760
Speaker 1: do it with their get over it.

198
00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,680
Speaker 2: Things girls do. The guys don't know about rate the

199
00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,400
Speaker 2: unwanted dig pics we are sent, do they?

200
00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:15,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a seven. That's actually crazy. At least they're

201
00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,760
Speaker 1: doing something with it. See, at least they're doing something

202
00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:19,360
Speaker 1: with it, at least like they look. Girls look at

203
00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,280
Speaker 1: the bright side a lot. Actually, girls are quite optimistic.

204
00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,920
Speaker 1: They look on the bright side of things. Imagine they

205
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,440
Speaker 1: screenshot it and then they send in the girls group.

206
00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,000
Speaker 1: What do you I'm thinking of six on this one.

207
00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,199
Speaker 3: They just have like a gallery.

208
00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,560
Speaker 1: What's the overall ruling here, guys? Shit, imagine imagine girls.

209
00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,520
Speaker 1: This must mean that girls have like like a gallery

210
00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,280
Speaker 1: with like number one, number two, number three of like

211
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,000
Speaker 1: ratings of dick. Maybe yeah, maybe.

212
00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,640
Speaker 2: They put a little collage like in Pinterests they put

213
00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,320
Speaker 2: a little dick pinteress board together.

214
00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,840
Speaker 1: I would love to know if that's a thing that

215
00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:47,480
Speaker 1: and like someone's probably done. And so this whole group

216
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,439
Speaker 1: of girls just knows that this one dude that has

217
00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,079
Speaker 1: a salong.

218
00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,880
Speaker 3: Absolutely if you're part.

219
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,760
Speaker 2: If you have a slung that gets around.

220
00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:58,440
Speaker 3: The town, oh yeah, if you're a dude and you

221
00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:00,840
Speaker 3: have a big dick and you've even ever even centered

222
00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,719
Speaker 3: dick pic, yeah it still gets around. Yeah, you're known.

223
00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:05,760
Speaker 1: As it's rumors.

224
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,440
Speaker 3: It's yeah, yeah, yeah, it's rumors.

225
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,439
Speaker 1: And then and then every single guy with a big

226
00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,760
Speaker 1: one is always so modest about it, like just be

227
00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:18,280
Speaker 1: fucking honest. You know it's big, but just just if

228
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,680
Speaker 1: I say to you, oh, they're like just say, yeah,

229
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:22,120
Speaker 1: it is.

230
00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,920
Speaker 2: Back in the olden days, tales of like knights used

231
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,679
Speaker 2: to get around the town like the best nights, he

232
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,600
Speaker 2: was the best fighter. Now it's he's got the biggest

233
00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:31,520
Speaker 2: long facts.

234
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:31,800
Speaker 1: Bro.

235
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,440
Speaker 3: That's so true.

236
00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:38,959
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. That is so funny. Things girls do that

237
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,720
Speaker 1: guys don't know about. We know a guy's whole life

238
00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,520
Speaker 1: story before they even tell us.

239
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's because they're stalkers. Yeah, they're on a

240
00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,800
Speaker 2: date and they're like, oh, so, what do you do

241
00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:49,199
Speaker 2: for work?

242
00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,400
Speaker 1: And pocaust I knew that.

243
00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,199
Speaker 3: Doesn't fully.

244
00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,679
Speaker 1: Like, I fully, I fully like, I fully am not.

245
00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,240
Speaker 2: Surprised by that. Things girls do the guys don't know about.

246
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,240
Speaker 2: I kind of imagine this one was true, but I'm

247
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,839
Speaker 2: glad it is. We do sometimes hold our own boobs

248
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:06,880
Speaker 2: when we're just chilling alone.

249
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,880
Speaker 3: How could you not?

250
00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:10,360
Speaker 1: How could you not?

251
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,160
Speaker 2: Even I do it with my little idy bitty, titty

252
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,040
Speaker 2: committed pecks.

253
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,200
Speaker 1: How could you not like that for me? That's a

254
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,600
Speaker 1: comfortable position for me. Yeah, especially if they're like big,

255
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,079
Speaker 1: it's like a cushion. Oh how much sweat actually gets

256
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:26,520
Speaker 1: under there? Probably the bigger the more we wanted to stoutside.

257
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,040
Speaker 1: It's probably like to try and maybe get some sweat

258
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,480
Speaker 1: out of there and ship. Maybe that's probably after a shower.

259
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,240
Speaker 1: It's just comfy. I'll do it if they want me to,

260
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:40,360
Speaker 1: if Beth wants me to caught out. Caught out things

261
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,600
Speaker 1: girls do that guys don't know about. I don't think

262
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,040
Speaker 1: you're going to be surprised by this. We test our

263
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,440
Speaker 1: first name with their last name the second we meet them.

264
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,559
Speaker 2: I didn't know that, but I'm not surprised by you.

265
00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:53,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not surprised by it. But that's like kind

266
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:57,880
Speaker 1: of why Bethany Craig. I think anything goes with Craig, though, well,

267
00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:01,160
Speaker 1: anything goes with it because it's a first name. Any crag. Yeah,

268
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't reckon she'll take it. I

269
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,439
Speaker 1: reckon if we get married, I don't think she will

270
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,920
Speaker 1: take my last Cummings comings kind of like they got

271
00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,040
Speaker 1: the same sea. Yeah.

272
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,680
Speaker 3: Still it's at least it's still best seat.

273
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:13,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't completely chat about Cassandra Clark.

274
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,800
Speaker 3: That works. I reckon CEC CEC. I reckon Cassandra Clark works.

275
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,520
Speaker 1: You should have a kid starting with the name C

276
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,719
Speaker 1: nickname CEC a little girl, so start it with C.

277
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,640
Speaker 2: No, I want to do so CC, and he'll be

278
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,440
Speaker 2: a de reader at the gym. You'll we have massive lats.

279
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,600
Speaker 1: Okay, name him Chase. Yeah. I like the name Chase.

280
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,440
Speaker 2: That's such like an American like Chase, come over and

281
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:36,319
Speaker 2: have a braddy. Yeah, we can call him CC.

282
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,160
Speaker 1: Chase looks like he wears a cha Chase looks like

283
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,880
Speaker 1: his haircut is one of those haircuts where it's like

284
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,040
Speaker 1: a fringe and he like pushes it down forward and

285
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,760
Speaker 1: he wears a chain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

286
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,160
Speaker 2: I feel like Chase has got to be tanto and

287
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,400
Speaker 2: my Chase is gonna be wide if he's got my

288
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,560
Speaker 2: fucking pasty whatever.

289
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:53,160
Speaker 1: Alright.

290
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,000
Speaker 2: Things girls do the guys don't know about.

291
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,400
Speaker 1: This. One's actually kind of good.

292
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,040
Speaker 2: I didn't know about. They bend one leg in photo

293
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,000
Speaker 2: so the guy looks taller.

294
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,680
Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, much appreciated girls.

295
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,480
Speaker 2: These five ten, five eleven, they need all the help

296
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,880
Speaker 2: they can get, Thank you very much.

297
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:12,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. Things girls do that guys don't know about. Pull

298
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,559
Speaker 1: hair out of our butt crack in.

299
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:17,040
Speaker 2: The shower, hair like it goes down there and gets stuck,

300
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:24,679
Speaker 2: or they pluck it, pull hair like pluck buttle hairs.

301
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,200
Speaker 3: Nah, sure.

302
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,040
Speaker 1: I think it's his hair from there, because they like, like,

303
00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:29,960
Speaker 1: while they're showering, hair sheds. Yeah, and it's fine, and

304
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,959
Speaker 1: it's in their butt crack and then it stays there.

305
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,680
Speaker 2: I think that the picture, the picture in our heads

306
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,880
Speaker 2: way worse than what our hair and our asspacks is like.

307
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,679
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you don't want to go down.

308
00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:38,920
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, why do he takes a long in the

309
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,600
Speaker 1: toilet because I'm shitting, because.

310
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,280
Speaker 3: I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning up.

311
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,440
Speaker 2: All right, this might be my best one. Things girls

312
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,079
Speaker 2: do the guys don't know about. Wearing thongs, so your

313
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,719
Speaker 2: farts get to split you, so your farts get to

314
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,160
Speaker 2: split in half so they're silent.

315
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,680
Speaker 3: What the fuck?

316
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,319
Speaker 1: I've got one?

317
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,960
Speaker 2: I have one about about fart.

318
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,319
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

319
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:14,240
Speaker 1: One was sometimes girls fart and if it can't go

320
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,400
Speaker 1: out the back, it rolls up to their vagina and

321
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:20,160
Speaker 1: goes out the front. Really yeah, like a bubble.

322
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,320
Speaker 3: This is rolls up the front.

323
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,960
Speaker 1: Fucking hell.

324
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,479
Speaker 3: That's crazy.

325
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:31,240
Speaker 1: Things girls do that guys don't know about. Pretend to

326
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:36,520
Speaker 1: go along with their lies to extract more information. Wait,

327
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,680
Speaker 1: what so a girl if a guy, if a girl

328
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,400
Speaker 1: knows a guy's lying to her, Oh, she'll get will

329
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,520
Speaker 1: she'll be like, oh, yeah, that's what I like. Oh oh,

330
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,000
Speaker 1: just to try and get more information. No, that's guy like,

331
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,160
Speaker 1: that's kind of smart. That's like a bit of detective work. Okay,

332
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,560
Speaker 1: this is my last one. Things girls do the guys

333
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:55,520
Speaker 1: don't know about. They tighten their muscles down there during sex.

334
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:01,400
Speaker 2: How that's what I thought. That doesn't make sense. Someone someone,

335
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,480
Speaker 2: at least one girl's doing it.

336
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,960
Speaker 3: How the fuck can you focus on that?

337
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,160
Speaker 1: Make it feel? Things girls do the guys don't know

338
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:17,240
Speaker 1: about no makeup makeup, So they're saying they're wearing no makeup.

339
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:21,240
Speaker 1: They actually have a little bit of makeup on. Yeah,

340
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,920
Speaker 1: it's because we say, oh we like natural looking at her.

341
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,520
Speaker 3: Sneaky, very sneaky.

342
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,800
Speaker 1: And last one, things girls do the guys don't know about.

343
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,280
Speaker 1: We lift and spread our cheeks when we sit on

344
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,600
Speaker 1: the toilet. No, that must make less mess. They don't

345
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,840
Speaker 1: just sit down, lift and spread, lift and spread. Interesting,

346
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,000
Speaker 1: it's funny, how we Actually that's an odd one. Other

347
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,760
Speaker 1: of these personal things, not that last one, I reckon.

348
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,600
Speaker 1: I reckon they would all they would have been thinking, like,

349
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,520
Speaker 1: what's things they talk about with my friends? Yeah? True,

350
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,360
Speaker 1: they probably all do it like the amount of actually

351
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,600
Speaker 1: the amount of the hair out of the butt crack one.

352
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,000
Speaker 2: Really it was crazy, so intriguing, all the stuff we

353
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,240
Speaker 2: don't know. Yeah, and I reckon we know more just

354
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:05,840
Speaker 2: from this podcast. Funny funny, red funny.

355
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,120
Speaker 1: Alrighty guys, we actually have an exciting exitment. We do.

356
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,120
Speaker 3: We're excited about.

357
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,160
Speaker 1: So as if you listened to last week's episodes. In

358
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,560
Speaker 1: one of those episodes, you would have known.

359
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,320
Speaker 3: And I tested how good of a boyfriend not he is?

360
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,960
Speaker 1: And I think you did fifty five percent? Yeah, fifty

361
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,680
Speaker 1: five that's a pass.

362
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,080
Speaker 3: We take there a bit of a trick questions. I

363
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:28,560
Speaker 3: was trying to get you.

364
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:32,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did well. So what we thought was it's

365
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,880
Speaker 1: time to test the girlfriends. Yes, it's time to test

366
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,840
Speaker 1: the girlfriend So we have three questions. What we're gonna

367
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,240
Speaker 1: do is we're gonna call Cassie. We're gonna ask her

368
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,680
Speaker 1: the three questions, and then we're gonna call Beth and

369
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,640
Speaker 1: ask her the three questions yes, and then we will

370
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,320
Speaker 1: let them know how they didn't We basically they're gonna

371
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,240
Speaker 1: see who won. Yeah, we're gonna see who gets more right.

372
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,600
Speaker 1: There's only three questions we're keeping it simple, So let's

373
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:59,680
Speaker 1: ring Cassie and give her the girlfriend test. Hello. Hello,

374
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,680
Speaker 1: how are you going, Cassie? Hey Cassie?

375
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:05,520
Speaker 4: Hi?

376
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:10,159
Speaker 1: Jay? Are you ready? Are you nervous? I'm kind of it?

377
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,639
Speaker 3: Yeah you should.

378
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:13,399
Speaker 1: So.

379
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:18,000
Speaker 2: Me and Jake have composed three questions they're about to

380
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,720
Speaker 2: do similar with relationships or about us, and do your

381
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,520
Speaker 2: best to answer them, please, and we'll rute them down

382
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,600
Speaker 2: and give you the results at the end.

383
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,239
Speaker 1: Okay, it should be.

384
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,920
Speaker 2: This is good to know. Okay, you're a human. Question one,

385
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,840
Speaker 2: would you break up with me if I put on weight?

386
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:43,359
Speaker 1: No? Just know? Well any reasoning behind? No? Oh no,

387
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,320
Speaker 1: what what kind of way?

388
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,239
Speaker 3: That's okay, let's just move on.

389
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:47,680
Speaker 1: Okay?

390
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:51,320
Speaker 2: Interesting first, wait, No, this is a question.

391
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,240
Speaker 1: What kind of weight?

392
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:54,399
Speaker 4: Like?

393
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400
Speaker 1: Are we talking muscle?

394
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,280
Speaker 2: Or you just like answer as you feel appropriate.

395
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,920
Speaker 1: You could get a diad boss if you want.

396
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,639
Speaker 3: All right, that's all right, We'll move on.

397
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:09,480
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll move on. Question two, yep, if I died today,

398
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,600
Speaker 1: would you move on.

399
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:12,480
Speaker 4: Today?

400
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:13,560
Speaker 1: Yes?

401
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,080
Speaker 2: Move on in general doesn't have to be like a

402
00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:17,520
Speaker 2: move on to like if I died today, would you

403
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,240
Speaker 2: move on eventually?

404
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:27,520
Speaker 1: This is a true question. No, No, I would die

405
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:32,240
Speaker 1: with you. Interesting. Interesting. You might be listening to the podcast,

406
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,440
Speaker 1: but that doesn't help you. Question. I think I used

407
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,320
Speaker 1: that on question three.

408
00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:43,440
Speaker 2: This is my questions, Cassy. Question three. If my house

409
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,400
Speaker 2: was burning down, what three items of mine would you save?

410
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,280
Speaker 1: Berry? My dog?

411
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,520
Speaker 2: You and.

412
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,119
Speaker 3: We'll give you.

413
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,240
Speaker 1: I just want to give you, Oddie said items. I'll

414
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,320
Speaker 1: take away Oddie, so don't save body. I'll give you

415
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:09,960
Speaker 1: another chance here. Okay, items does that include Berry? Yeah? Okay, Verry,

416
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,560
Speaker 1: I guess your mom. They're not.

417
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,680
Speaker 3: I can't give you giving you chances here.

418
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:20,080
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm I'm overthinking.

419
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:25,120
Speaker 2: Okay, five, very your.

420
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:31,480
Speaker 1: I don't know camera, my camera, I don't own a camera.

421
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,160
Speaker 1: That's all right, we'll go with it.

422
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:42,720
Speaker 3: One more one toothbrush. Good start.

423
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,920
Speaker 1: That made me a bit sad.

424
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,440
Speaker 2: Actually, you think i'd save my tooth frush?

425
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,520
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like, I don't know, like a handmade card

426
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,080
Speaker 1: I've made you, like a photo maybe? Okay, alright, we'll

427
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:54,679
Speaker 1: leave it at that.

428
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,960
Speaker 2: Stay tuned for five minutes, Cassie, and we'll give you

429
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,440
Speaker 2: the results.

430
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,560
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm nervous.

431
00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,080
Speaker 2: Did I do that?

432
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,480
Speaker 3: You will find out you did?

433
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,560
Speaker 1: Fine? I love you. Call you in five minutes.

434
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,880
Speaker 3: I love you all right, Let's call Beth.

435
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:08,440
Speaker 2: Hi.

436
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:15,240
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Pickle, he said, hello, we are good.

437
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:22,679
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we actually have We have already called Cassie

438
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:27,200
Speaker 1: all right, and we have asked her three questions sort

439
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:31,040
Speaker 1: of like a girlfriend test. Okay, we're going to ask

440
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,159
Speaker 1: you the same three questions and get your answers, and

441
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,359
Speaker 1: then we're going to make a group call afterwards to

442
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,879
Speaker 1: let you guys know who won. Okay, okay, we have

443
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,399
Speaker 1: the three questions ready. Oh, he's going to ask you

444
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 1: the questions. Are you ready, Beth?

445
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 2: Ready? Question one? Would you break up with Jake if

446
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,240
Speaker 2: he put on wait?

447
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:50,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then I would get back with him when

448
00:20:50,880 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 1: he got suit again? Break there, give him that motivation.

449
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:07,440
Speaker 3: If you want this back? Gets kidding? I honestly quite

450
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,680
Speaker 3: like that answer. That's pretty funny. Okay, We're going to

451
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,440
Speaker 3: question two.

452
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,359
Speaker 1: Okay. Question two, if Jake died today, would you move on?

453
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,639
Speaker 1: Move on eventually? You don't have to get move on

454
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 1: right away. I should probably just die as well. But

455
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:24,399
Speaker 1: then there's Henry. We will have to die together. Oh sure, okay,

456
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,600
Speaker 1: So answer is we can go on living? Yeah, okay,

457
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 1: would you take Henry with you? Then assume Henry give him,

458
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,479
Speaker 1: give him so you can remember.

459
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,119
Speaker 3: Oh, I like that.

460
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay. And question three, if Jake's house was

461
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,199
Speaker 2: burning down, what three items of his would you save? Oh?

462
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,360
Speaker 3: Emphasis on items.

463
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cassie didn't.

464
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:57,119
Speaker 2: He doesn't need anything because he's already got me and Henry.

465
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 1: Well, right down, nothing, all right, thank you very much, Beth.

466
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 1: We will hang up and can make a group call.

467
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: Yes see you hell hello, we got you. We've got

468
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:07,880
Speaker 1: you both. Yay.

469
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 2: There was some technical difficulties on our end.

470
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,440
Speaker 1: Ah, you guys ready. How do you both feel like

471
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 1: you went?

472
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 2: I went very well.

473
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 1: You don't think you did best? Confidence, Cassie isn't.

474
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 4: I don't think I went well.

475
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:29,959
Speaker 1: That was stressful best I was stressful. But we're always right. Okay,

476
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 1: all right here, we'll give you. We're going to give you.

477
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 3: Ok number Question number one.

478
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 1: Was would you break up with Eve reverse if we

479
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: put on weight.

480
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 3: Cassie's answer was no, you can get a dad bod.

481
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 1: Beth's answer was yes, and then I would get back

482
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 1: together with Jake when he had when he lost weight

483
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 1: from the heartbreak. We would like to let you know

484
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 1: that the acceptable answer was going to be no. I

485
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't break up with you because I want you to

486
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 1: get big. That's what we're looking for. So that's a

487
00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,959
Speaker 1: zero from both of you.

488
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,679
Speaker 2: I did mention you were closer, but I'm not going

489
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,879
Speaker 2: to give it to you. Cassie Beth's approach was funny,

490
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 2: though best approach was good but incorrect. Question two was

491
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 2: if we died today, would you move on? Cassie said no,

492
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 2: die with you, and Beth also said I would die

493
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 2: with you, and the answer was we went with logic, yes,

494
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 2: you should move on because we'd want you to be happy.

495
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 1: Oh so we both got those wrong as well. That's you, guys.

496
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 1: Neither one's got anyone right. Yeah, okay.

497
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 2: Question three, if our houses were burning down, what three

498
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 2: items would you guys save?

499
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 1: Cassie said she would save Barry at a camera and

500
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: Ottie's toothbrush, and Beth said that she would save nothing

501
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 1: because Jake has me and Henry the acceptable the acceptable

502
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 1: answer for this would have been phone, wallet and keys.

503
00:23:54,000 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: What sounds like the least important stuff, Cassie Verry to

504
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: die r he would have run out already, Henry. Henry

505
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: lives in your house past, so he's safe and sound,

506
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: and there's no fire there. How do you know that

507
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 1: I was there? He would have been.

508
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 3: There, he switched away on a walk.

509
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: What about the rebuttals? We came up with the questions, Yeah.

510
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 3: What's all this about?

511
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 2: They're not logical.

512
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,479
Speaker 3: Well, okay, looks at you, guys. We have to come

513
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 3: back in another weeks. So here you guys go again.

514
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: And back to the drawing board. Thanks, guys, I'm tell's

515
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 1: just burning to Chris. Ah, that's unfortunates like girlfriends didn't

516
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: do that.

517
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 4: Good, that's very unfortunate. They were going to do another test.

518
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 4: They're going to get at least one needs so yeah,

519
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 4: neither one of them. One, no, not at all, one

520
00:24:52,040 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 4: of them message something all right, guys. Up next is dilemmas,

521
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 4: so you know what to do. The dilemma Google doc

522
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 4: is even in the description of this video. Or go

523
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 4: on the Instagram link in biosco at the bottom and

524
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 4: it'll say weekly dilemmas.

525
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 2: Hey, Mommy and Daddy. At twenty two, I've never really

526
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 2: been in a serious relationship, and it often feels like

527
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,439
Speaker 2: my generation prefers casual hookups over commitment. But then I

528
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 2: unexpectedly connected with this guy on Instagram who happens to

529
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 2: be my sister's old friend. We started chatting online every

530
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 2: day for seven months, even though we hadn't met in person.

531
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 2: When I finished my studies in the US and decided

532
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,159
Speaker 2: to return to India, things took a turn in my

533
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 2: life and I had a falling out with my US

534
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 2: friend and he suddenly goes to me as well. It

535
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 2: was tough, but I tried.

536
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:42,439
Speaker 1: To move on.

537
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 2: Then out of the blue, he apologized and we started

538
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 2: talking again. I developed feelings for him and wanted more

539
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,679
Speaker 2: than just online chats. I invited him to visit me

540
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 2: numerous times, but he would never agree, so I decided

541
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 2: to go to him instead and we had a nice

542
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 2: coffee date and went for drinks. But then I had

543
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 2: to return to India assume post that I finally got

544
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 2: him to come meet me in Bangaladore.

545
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: Is that a place India? Bangladore, Bangladesh. There is a

546
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 1: place called Bangladore. But when he arrived, things were confusing.

547
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 1: He insisted on sleeping on the couch instead of in

548
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,959
Speaker 1: the bed with me, which made me upset. We had

549
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: been intimate earlier that day, so I didn't understand why

550
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: he wouldn't just come and sleep next to me. The

551
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: next day, at my friend's party, he barely paid any

552
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: attention to me, which hurt me even more. The morning

553
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: of him leaving, he woke me up at five am

554
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: to give him head, which left me feeling used and confused.

555
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: After he left, he didn't say goodbye properly. Now I'm

556
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: unsure about where we stand. I thought we were finally

557
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,640
Speaker 1: in a relationship, but his behavior has made me question everything.

558
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: When I confronted him.

559
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 2: About this, all of this, he said, I had a

560
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 2: great time at the party, and I'm sorry if you

561
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 2: felt otherwise. And I didn't sleep in the bed because

562
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 2: I knew you had work in the morning, and I

563
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 2: also knew I wouldn't be able to control myself if

564
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,400
Speaker 2: I slept next to you. I have to go back

565
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,959
Speaker 2: to his city next month for my his wedding. I

566
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 2: don't know what to do.

567
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 1: I haven't spoke to him since I think he might

568
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: have blocked me anyways, love from India?

569
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 3: What what the tough?

570
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 1: Tough? I'm sorry whoever wrote this in that this guy

571
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: I treated you this way?

572
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 3: You got used?

573
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: Love?

574
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like wild like.

575
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 2: I always think, like I think I would have got

576
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 2: used in this situation, chatting for seven months, met up

577
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 2: for a coffee and then everything was great, come over

578
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:30,919
Speaker 2: to my house.

579
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: I thought I would have been.

580
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 3: He came to India.

581
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought I would have been like hook line

582
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: and seek Sinker. I've got a relationship on my head.

583
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: Did you go to India or did they? Did she

584
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,640
Speaker 1: go to America? She went to America first, yeah, obviously

585
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 1: she must study to go back home. And then she

586
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: she's Indian. Yeah, and then he came to Bangladore and

587
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,719
Speaker 1: stayed with her for a couple of nights. I went

588
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: to a party. How did it from India to USA?

589
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: Is it like a short India is a long way

590
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 1: from here. It's a long way from here, India to USA.

591
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: I think, like, I just think it's so far to

592
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 1: go to just like try and use someone for sex.

593
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: I know, That's what I was thinking, Like, it's so misleading.

594
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 3: It's so far to go when you're like.

595
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: Seventeen hours India to the US. Yeah, America, it's a

596
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 2: long way. It's the other side of Europe, like the

597
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 2: other side.

598
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: Holy shit. I think India is also it's in Asia.

599
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: It's an Asian country. Yeah, I've been India, mate, yeah,

600
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,479
Speaker 1: I know, what's it like? It was al right, it

601
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: wasn't my place hot, very hot, humid. Like you know

602
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: how you walk out of Barlei and like, oh I'm

603
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: in Bali. You walk out of India like, oh I'm

604
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: in India.

605
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: Wow, wow wow some busy busy and like beautiful and

606
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: then sometimes like you go the street over and it's

607
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: like wow, this is a little bit confronting.

608
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 3: Oh so like it's like Ballei.

609
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: How like some streets yeah yeah, and then there's this

610
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: cows everywhere because they're secret cool so fick, it's so funny. Okay,

611
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: I I just think it's crazy to go so far

612
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: to use someone. That's what I think you got cold

613
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: feet last minute. Let's just take the head thing out

614
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: of the situation because that's terrible and that he shouldn't

615
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: have done that. No maybe yeah, But.

616
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 2: Other than that, like reading into the situation, I feel

617
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 2: bad for you because like he's led you on, giving

618
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 2: you pretty much everything. I feel like, so he was

619
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 2: talking for seven months, you asked more, he got scared off,

620
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 2: and then he realized he had feelings for you, and

621
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 2: then he couldn't commit to those feelings.

622
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: Fuck. This kind of sounds like did you watch that

623
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: thing on Netflix that went viold for a bit? What

624
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: was it? He was an American like guy in Uni

625
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: and he was like that everybody loved him. Yeah, and

626
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: she was just smart. She was Indian too. She was

627
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: this smart Indian girl who kept to herself and she

628
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: fell in love with the jock. But he could never

629
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: commit his admit his feelings to her, like a real story. No,

630
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: I thought documentary, No, this is on Netflix. I'm like,

631
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: she just copied this story.

632
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 3: Wait what okay?

633
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: I think basically, like, at what point do you accept

634
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: you said you feel all used? At what point do

635
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: you accept like that you did kind of get used? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

636
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: it's just terrible the way it happened. But I think

637
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think if you can learn from this,

638
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: but I'm thinking this guy's just trash. Like I mean,

639
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: I think you can learn from it, that fucking you

640
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: gotta try and like maybe see the signs. But what

641
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: signs was there? If you guys spoke for seven four months?

642
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah I know, and then like he's come back and

643
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: apologize and obviously said like let's meet up. I think

644
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: I have feelings for you. And then came, He's like, oh,

645
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: this isn't what I expected. I'm just gonna have sex. Yeah,

646
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: so he can't. I think maybe that's right, but maybe

647
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: maybe got there and he was like, oh, like fuck,

648
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: that was a long fly. It's just gonna be too

649
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: hard to be with someone that's like maybe that's yeah.

650
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 3: And so then he was.

651
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: Thinking, Okay, well, I'm here for her. Maybe I want

652
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: to make her think it's gonna be fine. But then

653
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: when I get home, I'm just gonna just call this off.

654
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: Not gonna be honest with her, which sucks. I'm not

655
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with her, not gonna not gonna even

656
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: tell her how I feel, just gonna be like, yep,

657
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: it's over, red Rover and block her on shit. Like

658
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: if he's blocked you, then I'm sorry, but you don't

659
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: need to even be thinking about it. Yeah.

660
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 2: Like most lemmons, there's like a there's something you could

661
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 2: take away from it and learn and take into the

662
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 2: next experience.

663
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: But this one's just like, I think this guy was

664
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: just a bad guy.

665
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 2: Cut your losses now and try and move on and

666
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: have your walls up next time.

667
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when you go to your sister's wedding. Don't

668
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: contact him, No, no, don't contact him. That's silly, Yeah, silly.

669
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 2: If he could have fucking fallen in love in India,

670
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: there's beautiful places in India.

671
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 3: It was someone in India, Yeah, you could have.

672
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, she could be.

673
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 3: They could have.

674
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: They would have been so romantic.

675
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 2: He just traveled seventeen hours for her and then they

676
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 2: got to the airport, he swept her off his feet.

677
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 2: It could be a story, Cinderella story.

678
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 3: But maybe it was someone that was someone at your

679
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 3: sister's wedding.

680
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, really bad fun.

681
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 2: Get under someone to get over. All right, everybody, thank

682
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 2: you for listening. Once again, there's one thing we.

683
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: Asked you to do. If you've got this far, Jake,

684
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: what is it?

685
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 3: Five stars, babe?

686
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: Three for five.

687
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 2: Please we're going for ten k by the end of

688
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: the Yeah. But otherwise we love you.

689
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. See your