WEBVTT - Fly Kicking The Family TV

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, and welcome to the podcast. This is the space

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<v Speaker 1>where you can talk about your childhood trauma. What did

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<v Speaker 1>your parents say, No, you can't have that. All the

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<v Speaker 1>other kids have got it, but you can't have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Colleen did that to me a lot, in the form

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<v Speaker 1>of giving me fake items that weren't the real thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that's why you've got such awful fashion sense. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, it's a rich come for me, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>It was really rich.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of times I turn it with Andy's on

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<v Speaker 2>my head. He's very early.

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<v Speaker 1>You missed out on something as a kid that it

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<v Speaker 1>has just had has to be heard to be believed.

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<v Speaker 3>Astonishing stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, every child on the planet has played this game,

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<v Speaker 1>but you haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you a hint. Let's go back to one

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<v Speaker 2>of the greatest movies of all time and you must

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<v Speaker 2>be the Monopoly guy. Hey, thanks for the free worker.

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<v Speaker 2>What is he talking about? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>The best part of Aventur is like, do I have

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<v Speaker 1>something in my teeth? And he's literally got like a

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<v Speaker 1>whole cup.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't care at his best. I enjoyed the podcast. Thanks

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<v Speaker 2>so much for everything. We appreciate it. Things that you

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<v Speaker 2>were deprived of as a kid, got one in twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four to ten.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on, I can hear that trauma bubbling to the sal.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it was trauma. I just didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'd missed out on. Okay, So Henry has

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<v Speaker 2>been banging on my five year old son about playing

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<v Speaker 2>Monopoly for the last couple of weeks, and then it

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<v Speaker 2>occurred to me, I have no idea how to play Monopoly.

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<v Speaker 2>At no stage at all during my childhood did we

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<v Speaker 2>play in Monopoly.

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<v Speaker 4>Se.

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<v Speaker 1>This surprised me because you grew up on a farm

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of absolutely nowhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, where do you think I was born, like

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<v Speaker 2>in the central of Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, it was walk Walker might as well have

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<v Speaker 3>been as.

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<v Speaker 2>This is from someone who grew up in Tasmania giving

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<v Speaker 2>stick to the mainlanders. Oh that's brave.

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<v Speaker 1>At no point did mister and missus Hayes go we

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<v Speaker 1>got nothing to do tonight, Let's let's drag out the

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<v Speaker 1>Monopoly board game.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because we had to go to bed. Everyone at five.

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<v Speaker 3>O'clock with the cows.

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<v Speaker 2>With the cows, had to milk the cows, put the

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<v Speaker 2>sheep away, and we'd have dinner in bed. By five

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock we all slept.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then you curled up with your little pet rattlesnake.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing't don't put these vibes on me. I do

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<v Speaker 2>this to you because her tas Maine heritage. Don't try

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<v Speaker 2>and put it back to me. It feels nasty too,

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<v Speaker 2>is what it feels like.

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<v Speaker 3>This is called karma. Is my boyfriend exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>So even when I was like third and or four

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<v Speaker 2>am and we're watching Ace van Dura, Yeah, an absolutely smash.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a particular saying where he runs into a

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<v Speaker 2>bloke who looks like apparently the Monopoly guy, and.

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<v Speaker 5>You must be the Monopoly guy, thanks for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Free and I'm with my mates were like I'm laughing along. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's so funny. My brain's like, shut up, mate, you

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<v Speaker 2>have no idea what's going on? Shut up brain, just

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<v Speaker 2>going that I've got friendzy here.

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<v Speaker 3>So you've never to this day played Monopoly?

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<v Speaker 2>No, wow, My wife I've taught me and now Henry,

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<v Speaker 2>well she taught Henry. Now almost my five year old

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<v Speaker 2>sons teaching me. We're playing the junior version, right, but

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<v Speaker 2>we're playing a lot of Monopoly, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I missed out on a few things.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was a kid, we went overly wealthy, and

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<v Speaker 1>so my mum used to buy generic brands of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if you can remember the added

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<v Speaker 1>as roam shoes with the three stripes down the side.

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<v Speaker 1>They were blue and white. Every kid at school had them.

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<v Speaker 3>Not Little joe'ster Oh yeah, the four struck. I had

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<v Speaker 3>the four strip with the velcro across the top from Kmar.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh come on, colin Oh, she said, she might as

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<v Speaker 1>well set me off to school in crocs. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the equivalent back in the day.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can get through this, it's toughen you up

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<v Speaker 2>for the rest of your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Fake cabbage patch doll she couldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Afford a real Well, yeah, that's tough as well. Cabbage

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<v Speaker 2>patch dolls were absolutely eaten a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit, weren't they.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you know, like I cottoned on that brands

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<v Speaker 1>were a thing amongst my friends. So then I'd start

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<v Speaker 1>lying about it and they'd be like, that's a nice shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>Where's that from.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like sports girl, yeah, and they're like that

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<v Speaker 1>looks like Target.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let me see the tag at the bag and runoff.

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<v Speaker 3>He runs across the playground in a fake.

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<v Speaker 2>ROMs in a fake romes, which is such bad quality.

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<v Speaker 2>They're ripping.

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<v Speaker 1>All the kids are yelling.

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<v Speaker 2>They done up follies thirteen twenty four ten. What were

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<v Speaker 2>you deprived of as a child? What did you miss out?

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe only just discovered it as an adult. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>playing a lot of Monopoly right now. God damn, it

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<v Speaker 2>feels good.

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<v Speaker 3>Go to Kieran from Hilton what were you deprived of?

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<v Speaker 6>And yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>So October eighty eight, I was watching The Dark Crystal

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<v Speaker 5>and my dad used to hit the side of a

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<v Speaker 5>TV when the reception would go funny, And the reception

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<v Speaker 5>was going funny, so I ran back and fly kicked

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<v Speaker 5>it into the walls the TV blower and mom didn't

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<v Speaker 5>replace the TV for twelve years.

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<v Speaker 2>Twelve of you is quite the punishment it was.

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<v Speaker 5>We used to live next daughter. Sean mchaelis the comedian,

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<v Speaker 5>and he smuggled a little black and white TV over

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<v Speaker 5>which my sister's kept in their cupboard for about four years,

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<v Speaker 5>which I didn't know about them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh yeah, I love that your sisters like kept

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<v Speaker 1>you out of it. We've got a TV in no

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<v Speaker 1>oil cupboard.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Barbara from Gillis Planes, What were you deprived of as

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<v Speaker 1>a kid?

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<v Speaker 4>I was deprived of having a hypercolor T shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's amount to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine Barbara, where you'd be right now in life. If

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<v Speaker 2>you had that hypercolor T shirt, you'll probably be president

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<v Speaker 2>of the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Possibly, Zoey.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't know about hypercolor T shirt, So just explain them, Barbara.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so different colors. Just buy like a pink one

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<v Speaker 4>or a blue one, and when it touches your skin

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<v Speaker 4>that he would make this color change.

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<v Speaker 3>Very cool.

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<v Speaker 2>But then, but then, Barbara, maybe maybe you were blessed

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<v Speaker 2>for not having these shirts because then if you were

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<v Speaker 2>getting a bit sweaty out of the pits, wouldn't it

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<v Speaker 2>really accentuate?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Possibly, but I still wanted one that everyone had

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<v Speaker 4>them and I didn't have them.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Barbara, it's okay. We're sending your.

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<v Speaker 2>Right you're going to say on behalf of nova. We're

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<v Speaker 2>going to send you a half a colored shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>There would you even find one these days? Can I

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<v Speaker 1>just share something with you? My husband's just sent me

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<v Speaker 1>a photo his mum refused to buy him a Nike

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<v Speaker 1>jacket like a sports jacket and have a look at this, please.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a Nike jacket and he's written in text

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<v Speaker 1>and Nike, and he's drawn the swoosh on it.

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<v Speaker 2>He has done a good job of the swash, Richard,

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<v Speaker 2>explain why it's on the other day he's wearing that

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<v Speaker 2>suit with a Hugo Boss written.

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<v Speaker 1>A love.

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<v Speaker 2>What about this? A Belgian TikToker faked his own death

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<v Speaker 2>to find out who cared, and then turned up to

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<v Speaker 2>his own funeral. Yep, good stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even move this story.

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<v Speaker 2>David Barton and his wife and children, they are all

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<v Speaker 2>in on it, decided to prank friends and family members

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<v Speaker 2>to find out what they really thought of him. To

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<v Speaker 2>spread the news of his death, one of his children

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<v Speaker 2>took to social media and wrote a tribute to her father.

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<v Speaker 2>She wrote, rest in peace, Daddy. I will never stop

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<v Speaker 2>thinking about you.

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<v Speaker 3>This is so messed up. This is so messed up.

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<v Speaker 3>Where did this happen?

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<v Speaker 2>So this is a TikToker in Belgium, in Belgium, and

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<v Speaker 2>how many times have we sat here and said, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the things that happened in Belgium, stop, just ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's not Belgium. As Equidora all sorts of death

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<v Speaker 2>related incidents. She said, why is life so unfair on

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<v Speaker 2>social media? Why are you You were going to be

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<v Speaker 2>your grandfather and you still had your whole life ahead

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<v Speaker 2>of you. So during the funeral, he then turned up

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<v Speaker 2>via a helicopter. No, as you do, that's a grand entry.

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<v Speaker 2>And the reception he got was mixed because a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people ran over to him and hugged him, and

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<v Speaker 2>other people were genuinely confused, as you would be. He

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<v Speaker 2>said he did it because he wanted to teach family

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<v Speaker 2>and friends the importance of being close connection and all

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<v Speaker 2>that type of things, because he wasn't getting invited to

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<v Speaker 2>events and people were losing contact with him. Let's see

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<v Speaker 2>what I would lose immediate contact with him if he

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<v Speaker 2>did this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like, I can't even begin You put people

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<v Speaker 1>through that trauma and grief just to make a point.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I know he'll like you men and hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, this is the biggest attention grabbing stunt

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<v Speaker 2>of all time.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon, He's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, if you were to theoretically fake your own death

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<v Speaker 1>and then chopping your way into your own funerals, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to see?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see. I want to see a heap

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<v Speaker 2>of people. I want to see a whole bunch of people.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'd be scared. I'd turn up. You're like, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not dead. Where is everybody? Have I got the

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<v Speaker 2>address by.

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<v Speaker 1>A funeral where it is full on funerals, Isn't it

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<v Speaker 1>is that where we're going.

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<v Speaker 2>My family would be there and they'd be fine with it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then my daughter, my three year old daughter would

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<v Speaker 2>be there on the corner, trying to steal a can

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<v Speaker 2>of coke, very relax of the situation. Yeah, I'd come

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<v Speaker 2>back from the dead to stop her from stealing the

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<v Speaker 2>can of coke too.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't drink that. You know how people say, Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want a funeral, I want a celebration. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to mourn me, mourn me. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>walk in, I want to get off the job. I

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<v Speaker 1>walk in and just see tears, huge.

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<v Speaker 3>Sobbing tears, like a river of tears.

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<v Speaker 1>I want everyone, including Abby in the newsroom, to be

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<v Speaker 1>so completely overwhelmed with grief and distress at my passing.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I want everyone to have a shot at mine.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>And also, you know how sorry to cut you off.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how people say, I don't want my partner

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<v Speaker 1>to repartner and find someone else.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I want you to find love again. No no, no, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever touch another woman for the rest of your life, Gregottie,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll.

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<v Speaker 3>Be watching you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be watching you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm right up here.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're making love to someone in our bed and

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<v Speaker 2>you feel that table move in the corner, that's me,

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<v Speaker 2>but also as well. I mean I would come back

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<v Speaker 2>from the dead because I feel like I'd turn out

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<v Speaker 2>to my own funeral and I just want some good

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<v Speaker 2>tunes play it yeah, and I'd be like, what do

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<v Speaker 2>we got for my funeral? And there's Jodie on the DJ, No, no, this, this, And.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm up at the pulpit going I remember, Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>for that time that Cole Chisel beat me with Kanye

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<v Speaker 1>West gold Digger.

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<v Speaker 3>So for you, Andrew, one last time? Have you checked out?

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<v Speaker 3>What if dot COM's a top ten winter weekend is yet?

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<v Speaker 2>How good is it?

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<v Speaker 1>What if tipnessens In membra Ken's tweetheads.

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<v Speaker 2>The book you went to get away on the wad

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<v Speaker 2>you fat?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this for travel?

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<v Speaker 2>Right now? It is adelaid Cabre Festival. So can we

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<v Speaker 2>give our good mate Merrick. What's the call?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course?

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<v Speaker 3>We can all right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>Australia's favorite comedian.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh did we just call Peter Elliott?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 6>You know what I reptis said that that was pretty

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<v Speaker 6>funny because that's the sort of thing Petter Helly would say.

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<v Speaker 6>We are good mates. Peter's my oldest mate, meaning that

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<v Speaker 6>out of all my friends, I've known Peter the longest.

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<v Speaker 6>I've known him since I was a teenager, since I

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<v Speaker 6>was eighteen years of age. So I was fresh out

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<v Speaker 6>of high school and I met Pete and we did

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<v Speaker 6>some community radio together. Yeah right, and we did one

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<v Speaker 6>show and then we're asked not to come back.

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<v Speaker 2>And ever since then, I've.

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<v Speaker 6>Made a habit of doing that with radio stations throughout

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<v Speaker 6>my entire career.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Mark, before we talk about your upcoming show and

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<v Speaker 2>Idiot's Guide to Wine, can I just as a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a fan boy?

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<v Speaker 6>Can I?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I lived in Sydney back in the day and

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<v Speaker 2>American rosso was an absolute bloody institution. What what was

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<v Speaker 2>it like for you? And how big did it get?

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<v Speaker 2>And could you comprehend just how big you guys were?

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<v Speaker 2>And this is I'm sorry to really really fanboy you here.

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<v Speaker 6>No, that's all right. Look I love it because we're

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<v Speaker 6>talking about me. So I don't know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 6>why you thought i'd be upset with that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 6>if you know me, you know that I love this topic,

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<v Speaker 6>which is me. Look, it's great. What is what is

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<v Speaker 6>fantastic is that you know, the rossall and I look

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<v Speaker 6>back at our legacy and what we created and what

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<v Speaker 6>we enjoyed, and we're really very very proud of We

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<v Speaker 6>talk about it quite regularly, actually, So I caught up

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<v Speaker 6>with Rosso a few weeks ago and we had lunch

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<v Speaker 6>and we just laughed at all the really dumb, dumb

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<v Speaker 6>things that we have done in our career. And when

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<v Speaker 6>I say dumb, it's just like, you know, we used

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<v Speaker 6>to write sketches and do little things like little players

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<v Speaker 6>on radio and stuff that people just don't do anymore,

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<v Speaker 6>like it's not a thing. And that time was like

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<v Speaker 6>we thought that everyone was doing it at the time,

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<v Speaker 6>but they weren't. It was just a very very different

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<v Speaker 6>and unique kind of vibe and we're very very proud

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<v Speaker 6>of it. And it's a pretty remarkable thing because we're there,

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<v Speaker 6>say as Australia, lock I didn't really. Honestly, I didn't

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<v Speaker 6>have any doubt that I was going to get through

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<v Speaker 6>that course because I knew physically, I'd done the preparation

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<v Speaker 6>methodical training to do it, and I trained on my own.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't have a trainer, I didn't have anything like that.

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<v Speaker 6>I just I didn't go to a gym. I went

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<v Speaker 6>to a gym three times before I went on the show. Yes,

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<v Speaker 6>but what I did know was that I was capable

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<v Speaker 6>of the head game. I knew that it was going

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<v Speaker 6>to be about seventy percent mental, and so I just

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<v Speaker 6>went in, you know, pretty mental, and I just I

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<v Speaker 6>just knew that I had the ability mentally to carry

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<v Speaker 6>me through all the hardship.

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<v Speaker 3>Where does that come from?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think because I look at that show and go,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I'd be out in the first week.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be weak, is pissed?

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<v Speaker 6>You wouldn't. You wouldn't be out, you'd be out in

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<v Speaker 6>the first day.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's what let's talk about your show. An Idiot's

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<v Speaker 2>Guide to Wine at the Oudlaid Festival Center in the

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<v Speaker 2>Banquet Room, Sunday eighteenth of June as two shows two

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<v Speaker 2>pm and eight pm. This is the State to mix

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<v Speaker 2>comedy and wine.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Absolutely. I came up with the idea for an Idiot's

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<v Speaker 6>God to Wine when I was an Adelaide a few

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<v Speaker 6>years ago, and I was like this, I think it

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<v Speaker 6>could be a really really good thing and people would

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<v Speaker 6>get around it, and I wasn't really sure. And then

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<v Speaker 6>when we're in lockdowns a couple of years ago, I

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<v Speaker 6>was like, well, I've got I can't go anywhere, so

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<v Speaker 6>I may as well sit around and write this show.

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<v Speaker 6>So I didn't know I wrote the show because it's very,

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<v Speaker 6>very different. You taste six wines throughout the show, and

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<v Speaker 6>being a qualified wine person, I'm able to kind of

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<v Speaker 6>write and talk about the wines. But it's comedy. It's

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<v Speaker 6>a comedy show and it's what's awesome is I first

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<v Speaker 6>premiered in the Adelaide French Festival over a year ago.

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<v Speaker 6>It's coming back from the Adelaide Cabre Festival and this

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<v Speaker 6>has toured all around Australia and overseas and will continue

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<v Speaker 6>to travel overseas and elsewhere with it. It's been really

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<v Speaker 6>a wonderful experience and far beyond what I thought it

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<v Speaker 6>would be.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a great show if you like wine, and I

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<v Speaker 6>feel like comedy Boom. I've got your ticket for you.

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<v Speaker 1>It has been such a privilege to talk to you

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<v Speaker 1>this morning. Can't wait to see the show. An Idiot's

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<v Speaker 1>Guide to Wine the Bangrut Room Adelaide First, we'll send

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<v Speaker 1>us Sunday, eighteenth June two o'clock and eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll be there.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I know.

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<v Speaker 6>We're having a great time as well, so thank you

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<v Speaker 6>very much for having me on the show. Most people

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<v Speaker 6>won't have me on any so it's been lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk noves. Handball Blitz a lot of fun. You

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<v Speaker 2>need to register your details well than overplay if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to play and particilarly potentially be a South Australian champion.

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<v Speaker 2>But let's see you what things are really starting the

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<v Speaker 2>heat up.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to christ the King for Handball Blitz this

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<v Speaker 1>week and we were blown away with the talent.

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<v Speaker 2>So they talk about Sacred Heart being a pretty factory

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<v Speaker 2>for young art door players. Christ Stick King factory for

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<v Speaker 2>young handballers.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so good they're doing some this work.

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<v Speaker 2>It's outstanding for us. We met some really dedicated and

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<v Speaker 2>over listeners who.

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<v Speaker 1>Can name a segment on Nova.

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<v Speaker 3>What do we like to do you stopped? Yes good,

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<v Speaker 3>and you talk to kids for the Hamblewoods?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes good?

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<v Speaker 3>What about fool Hazy on this Daisy on this.

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<v Speaker 1>Your ends yours?

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<v Speaker 3>Adelaide's underpower came out with us. We just wish he

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<v Speaker 3>hadn't heard this, so we need a chair right now.

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<v Speaker 2>But who's going for Jody and Hazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Teen Port Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 1>And then who's going to go but Guffie and Sam

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<v Speaker 1>team Crows.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids had so much the teachers Jodie Lane, how

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<v Speaker 2>to floss?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that?

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<v Speaker 6>It?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very un.

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<v Speaker 3>With so much talent.

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<v Speaker 1>The biggest question was who has what it takes to

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<v Speaker 1>be out handball champion? So spread all that.

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<v Speaker 2>The winners. Yeah, very good stuff. And that's what was

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<v Speaker 2>the school from Gussie ambassador for Novah's Handball Blitz.

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<v Speaker 3>What a little legend Gussie is champion?

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<v Speaker 1>He is?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, indeed big thanks to.

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<v Speaker 1>Out Sorry, I was going to say a special shout

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<v Speaker 1>out to one of the teachers when thunder Powers outfit

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<v Speaker 1>started to unravel and there was a suspicious looking flap

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<v Speaker 1>hanging from the front of his suit.

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<v Speaker 3>Teacher goes, this is a Catholic school.

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<v Speaker 2>Put that away and didn't thund a whip into hear

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<v Speaker 2>a big shout out and thanks to our good mates

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<v Speaker 2>and McGain as well, McGain real Estate, massive supporters, local

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<v Speaker 2>making difference all over Essay selling your home well, you

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<v Speaker 2>can trust him again Nova's handball Blitz. You want to

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<v Speaker 2>register potentially be our next Touth Australia, our inaugural South

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<v Speaker 2>Australian Champion.

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<v Speaker 3>We did mention that one of the champions may well

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<v Speaker 3>come from that school.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they were good details jump on. The overplay reading

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<v Speaker 2>story of this towns we're seeing is huge. PC shows.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. An Australian designer who sells clothes under the name

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<v Speaker 1>Katie Perry, has said she feels personally attacked by the

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<v Speaker 1>actual Katie Perry after the US singer renewed illegal battle

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<v Speaker 1>between the pairs.

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<v Speaker 3>So the Sydney woman Katie Jane Taylor, describes herself as

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<v Speaker 3>an Aussie battler.

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<v Speaker 1>She sued Katie in the Fiddle Court over the sale

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<v Speaker 1>of the clothes, including T shirts and pajamas in Australia

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<v Speaker 1>and then it got dismissed and then now they're back

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<v Speaker 1>at it again. This is the Australian Katie Jane Taylor.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm really to be honest, I feel like it's back

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<v Speaker 7>to the beginning and back to having to take calls

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<v Speaker 7>for lawyers and spend time away from my business and

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<v Speaker 7>time away from my little kids, and the emotion and

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<v Speaker 7>stress around it. It actually shocked me just how upset

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<v Speaker 7>I have been.

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<v Speaker 2>Music really makes that, doesn't it. It takes you to

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<v Speaker 2>a really really sensitive place.

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<v Speaker 3>Real dark place. Katie Perry is worth half a billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>She's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>So you just wonder, why is it a fight you

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<v Speaker 3>want to pick? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I think you're gonna say. You just wonder

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<v Speaker 2>why she does the ads for Menu log.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't get my head around though.

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<v Speaker 1>She just dresses up as like sushi and all different

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<v Speaker 1>weird stuff ice creams and.

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<v Speaker 2>Why extra cheese on't your pizza?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly. Yeah. News Corp have done that thing where they

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<v Speaker 1>give a ratings report on the very first day of

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<v Speaker 1>a new show with new personalities on it. So they've

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<v Speaker 1>given a ratings review for Monday for Matt Shervington after

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<v Speaker 1>day one.

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<v Speaker 3>So the numbers were good.

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<v Speaker 1>Sunrise had two hundred and thirty five thousand Metro viewers

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<v Speaker 1>tuning in to see Chervo nine's Today show. Drew one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and eighty eight thousand and one hundred and four

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<v Speaker 1>thousand watched ABC's News Breakfast. But you know, like if

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<v Speaker 1>you work in the media, you understand that ratings are

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<v Speaker 1>a trend thing. Like you can't draw out of day one.

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<v Speaker 1>He's popular, he's not popular. It's like a longevity thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And like we've always said, if the ratings are bad,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah they're full of crap. But if they're good, yeah, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>you better believe.

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<v Speaker 3>Their bang on though.

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<v Speaker 1>There's never been anything more And you're accurate in your

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<v Speaker 1>life than the rating system where people sit down with

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<v Speaker 1>a diary.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that juicy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>You see you sue.

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<v Speaker 1>Australian comedian Carl Barron has today announced who will take

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<v Speaker 1>his record breaking latest stand up show for a victory

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<v Speaker 1>lap around Australia. It's called Skating Rink for Flies, so

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<v Speaker 1>one night only in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Perth and

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<v Speaker 1>it will be in Adelaide on December second.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a bit of Carl's work.

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<v Speaker 6>So expression you've got over here, you know you call

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<v Speaker 6>flip flops flip flops.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't call that Australia. We call them thongs. He

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<v Speaker 3>called thongs over hey, women's g strings.

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<v Speaker 6>Nobody told me that the first time I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's very good, very nice. He's an iconic national treasure.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and that's juicy too.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump has addressed his supporters on his seventy seventh birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is all we need to hear from that

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<v Speaker 1>particular speech.

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<v Speaker 2>I spirthday. They were saying happy birthday. I was with

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<v Speaker 2>Eric and Lord of the Kids, Happy birthday, Grandpa happy,

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, oh great, I just got charged with

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<v Speaker 2>They won four hundred years.

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<v Speaker 3>Of proximately if you add them all up.

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<v Speaker 2>A fake four hundred years. Oh thank you, darling. That's

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<v Speaker 2>so nice. Oh my god, it sounds like someone impersonating

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<v Speaker 2>taking a piece out of Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>Suit just extraordinary stuff from him this week.

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<v Speaker 3>My favorite was when he's like free field for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Juice. Oh, Donald, the gift that keeps on giving. Happy birthday,

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<v Speaker 2>great man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, happiest of birthday is you? Donald?

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<v Speaker 2>Good stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>You tell me you built the time machine.

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<v Speaker 2>On this day Thursday. But game tonight's go port, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>go port. All that sort of stuff. Come in the meantime,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll take a little trip down memory lane. If you

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<v Speaker 2>don't mind because it's the fifteenth of June, and let's

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<v Speaker 2>stack into your brain a little bit of knowledge. Nine

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<v Speaker 2>and fifty eight. First Pizza Hut restaurant open in the

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<v Speaker 2>US and Kansas origin stuff on pizza hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>No one.

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<v Speaker 3>I missed the Pizza Hut.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I remember when they did the stuff crust pizza

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<v Speaker 2>and it was really cool as a youngster that flipped

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<v Speaker 2>around and eat a crust first because we saw it

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<v Speaker 2>on TV. My gosh, such a big treat to go

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<v Speaker 2>over and sit in the restaurant with all you can eat.

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<v Speaker 2>This was Mum taking me over to Woggle Wogger as

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<v Speaker 2>a youngster. Yeah, and just sitting there and eating and

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<v Speaker 2>taking it all in and thought it was a rock star.

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<v Speaker 3>Just in the unrelated news too. You had no friends

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<v Speaker 3>at school.

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<v Speaker 2>Of friends the real but.

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<v Speaker 3>Was there an imaginary one that used to watch you?

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<v Speaker 3>You cross first and go andrew your soir call?

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<v Speaker 2>No one A sudden dang bully from behind would get me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh are you talking? Oh my gosh, my eyes are leaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Nineteen ninety four. Disney's animated musical film The Lion King

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<v Speaker 2>opens in theaters with forty two million dollars straight away?

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't go?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's just brutal.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw I saw a meme the other day that's

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<v Speaker 1>like Simba pretends to be sad when his dad dies

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<v Speaker 1>and overlooks the fact that he's.

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<v Speaker 3>Just sang a song about wanting to be king.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there's definitely something in that, isn't it. Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm so sad dad died. Body kings? What I

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<v Speaker 3>just can we to be king?

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<v Speaker 2>Genuine power struggle? Careful what you wish for? Simba. Twenty seventeen,

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<v Speaker 2>Rebel Wilson wins defamation case against Bauer Media at this

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<v Speaker 2>Sreme Court of Victoria in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, good honor. They make some stuff up, don't they.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, do you reckon? I'm talking new idea and

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<v Speaker 2>their teen years and all the nasty things that they

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<v Speaker 2>were googling.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dear Internet Explorer.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I can't handle this any more. I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen some stuff that I shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>When's bing going to be next to follow? Who uses bing?

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<v Speaker 2>Heye, Bing, give me some fotos a kind of Rosie

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<v Speaker 2>he's Connor McGregor whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>In June fifteen, two thousand and three was Fighter by

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<v Speaker 2>Christina Aguilera.

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<v Speaker 1>Day Tomorrow, Real Friday, vibes about it. If you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>voted for Battle of the Bangers yet, please do so.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, our Instagram page just really quickly. This is what

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<v Speaker 2>Chardy's got.

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<v Speaker 1>All.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just completely flipped this script on this.

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<v Speaker 6>You go a bit of old.

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<v Speaker 2>Who saw that coming?

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<v Speaker 4>Not me?

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<v Speaker 1>Not fifty's going to join us for fifty Fridays as well,

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<v Speaker 1>Rubin k now here's a man who isn't trusted with

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<v Speaker 1>live television anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see how he goes with a bit of live radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my goodness. He's performing at the Adelaide Cabaret Festival.

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<v Speaker 2>And his show is loose yes, so I for you

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<v Speaker 2>guess well, of course, navers, pay your bills. That's happening

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<v Speaker 2>throughout the day, and also a couple of times with

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<v Speaker 2>us tomorrow. Enjoy your Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you love your Thursday. Hey, Hey, hey, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>see ya all right, sir?

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<v Speaker 2>Overnight one night, the mon