Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to the podcast. This is the space
Speaker 1: where you can talk about your childhood trauma. What did
Speaker 1: your parents say, No, you can't have that. All the
Speaker 1: other kids have got it, but you can't have it.
Speaker 1: Colleen did that to me a lot, in the form
Speaker 1: of giving me fake items that weren't the real thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's why you've got such awful fashion sense. Now.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's a rich come for me, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was really rich.
Speaker 2: A lot of times I turn it with Andy's on
Speaker 2: my head. He's very early.
Speaker 1: You missed out on something as a kid that it
Speaker 1: has just had has to be heard to be believed.
Speaker 3: Astonishing stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every child on the planet has played this game,
Speaker 1: but you haven't.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a hint. Let's go back to one
Speaker 2: of the greatest movies of all time and you must
Speaker 2: be the Monopoly guy. Hey, thanks for the free worker.
Speaker 2: What is he talking about? I don't know.
Speaker 1: The best part of Aventur is like, do I have
Speaker 1: something in my teeth? And he's literally got like a
Speaker 1: whole cup.
Speaker 2: Didn't care at his best. I enjoyed the podcast. Thanks
Speaker 2: so much for everything. We appreciate it. Things that you
Speaker 2: were deprived of as a kid, got one in twenty
Speaker 2: four to ten.
Speaker 3: Hang on, I can hear that trauma bubbling to the sal.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was trauma. I just didn't
Speaker 2: know what I'd missed out on. Okay, So Henry has
Speaker 2: been banging on my five year old son about playing
Speaker 2: Monopoly for the last couple of weeks, and then it
Speaker 2: occurred to me, I have no idea how to play Monopoly.
Speaker 2: At no stage at all during my childhood did we
Speaker 2: play in Monopoly.
Speaker 4: Se.
Speaker 1: This surprised me because you grew up on a farm
Speaker 1: in the middle of absolutely nowhere.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, where do you think I was born, like
Speaker 2: in the central of Australia.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it was walk Walker might as well have
Speaker 3: been as.
Speaker 2: This is from someone who grew up in Tasmania giving
Speaker 2: stick to the mainlanders. Oh that's brave.
Speaker 1: At no point did mister and missus Hayes go we
Speaker 1: got nothing to do tonight, Let's let's drag out the
Speaker 1: Monopoly board game.
Speaker 2: No, because we had to go to bed. Everyone at five.
Speaker 3: O'clock with the cows.
Speaker 2: With the cows, had to milk the cows, put the
Speaker 2: sheep away, and we'd have dinner in bed. By five
Speaker 2: o'clock we all slept.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you curled up with your little pet rattlesnake.
Speaker 2: We're doing't don't put these vibes on me. I do
Speaker 2: this to you because her tas Maine heritage. Don't try
Speaker 2: and put it back to me. It feels nasty too,
Speaker 2: is what it feels like.
Speaker 3: This is called karma. Is my boyfriend exactly?
Speaker 2: So even when I was like third and or four
Speaker 2: am and we're watching Ace van Dura, Yeah, an absolutely smash.
Speaker 2: That was a particular saying where he runs into a
Speaker 2: bloke who looks like apparently the Monopoly guy, and.
Speaker 5: You must be the Monopoly guy, thanks for the.
Speaker 2: Free and I'm with my mates were like I'm laughing along. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's so funny. My brain's like, shut up, mate, you
Speaker 2: have no idea what's going on? Shut up brain, just
Speaker 2: going that I've got friendzy here.
Speaker 3: So you've never to this day played Monopoly?
Speaker 2: No, wow, My wife I've taught me and now Henry,
Speaker 2: well she taught Henry. Now almost my five year old
Speaker 2: sons teaching me. We're playing the junior version, right, but
Speaker 2: we're playing a lot of Monopoly, Okay.
Speaker 3: I missed out on a few things.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, we went overly wealthy, and
Speaker 1: so my mum used to buy generic brands of stuff.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you can remember the added
Speaker 1: as roam shoes with the three stripes down the side.
Speaker 1: They were blue and white. Every kid at school had them.
Speaker 3: Not Little joe'ster Oh yeah, the four struck. I had
Speaker 3: the four strip with the velcro across the top from Kmar.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, colin Oh, she said, she might as
Speaker 1: well set me off to school in crocs. That was
Speaker 1: the equivalent back in the day.
Speaker 2: If you can get through this, it's toughen you up
Speaker 2: for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3: Fake cabbage patch doll she couldn't.
Speaker 2: Afford a real Well, yeah, that's tough as well. Cabbage
Speaker 2: patch dolls were absolutely eaten a.
Speaker 3: Bit, weren't they.
Speaker 1: And then you know, like I cottoned on that brands
Speaker 1: were a thing amongst my friends. So then I'd start
Speaker 1: lying about it and they'd be like, that's a nice shirt.
Speaker 3: Where's that from.
Speaker 1: I'd be like sports girl, yeah, and they're like that
Speaker 1: looks like Target.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me see the tag at the bag and runoff.
Speaker 3: He runs across the playground in a fake.
Speaker 2: ROMs in a fake romes, which is such bad quality.
Speaker 2: They're ripping.
Speaker 1: All the kids are yelling.
Speaker 2: They done up follies thirteen twenty four ten. What were
Speaker 2: you deprived of as a child? What did you miss out?
Speaker 2: And maybe only just discovered it as an adult. I'm
Speaker 2: playing a lot of Monopoly right now. God damn, it
Speaker 2: feels good.
Speaker 3: Go to Kieran from Hilton what were you deprived of?
Speaker 6: And yeah?
Speaker 5: So October eighty eight, I was watching The Dark Crystal
Speaker 5: and my dad used to hit the side of a
Speaker 5: TV when the reception would go funny, And the reception
Speaker 5: was going funny, so I ran back and fly kicked
Speaker 5: it into the walls the TV blower and mom didn't
Speaker 5: replace the TV for twelve years.
Speaker 2: Twelve of you is quite the punishment it was.
Speaker 5: We used to live next daughter. Sean mchaelis the comedian,
Speaker 5: and he smuggled a little black and white TV over
Speaker 5: which my sister's kept in their cupboard for about four years,
Speaker 5: which I didn't know about them.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, I love that your sisters like kept
Speaker 1: you out of it. We've got a TV in no
Speaker 1: oil cupboard.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Barbara from Gillis Planes, What were you deprived of as
Speaker 1: a kid?
Speaker 4: I was deprived of having a hypercolor T shirt.
Speaker 3: That's that's amount to you.
Speaker 2: Imagine Barbara, where you'd be right now in life. If
Speaker 2: you had that hypercolor T shirt, you'll probably be president
Speaker 2: of the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Possibly, Zoey.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know about hypercolor T shirt, So just explain them, Barbara.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so different colors. Just buy like a pink one
Speaker 4: or a blue one, and when it touches your skin
Speaker 4: that he would make this color change.
Speaker 3: Very cool.
Speaker 2: But then, but then, Barbara, maybe maybe you were blessed
Speaker 2: for not having these shirts because then if you were
Speaker 2: getting a bit sweaty out of the pits, wouldn't it
Speaker 2: really accentuate?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Possibly, but I still wanted one that everyone had
Speaker 4: them and I didn't have them.
Speaker 3: Okay, Barbara, it's okay. We're sending your.
Speaker 2: Right you're going to say on behalf of nova. We're
Speaker 2: going to send you a half a colored shirt.
Speaker 1: There would you even find one these days? Can I
Speaker 1: just share something with you? My husband's just sent me
Speaker 1: a photo his mum refused to buy him a Nike
Speaker 1: jacket like a sports jacket and have a look at this, please.
Speaker 1: He's got a Nike jacket and he's written in text
Speaker 1: and Nike, and he's drawn the swoosh on it.
Speaker 2: He has done a good job of the swash, Richard,
Speaker 2: explain why it's on the other day he's wearing that
Speaker 2: suit with a Hugo Boss written.
Speaker 1: A love.
Speaker 2: What about this? A Belgian TikToker faked his own death
Speaker 2: to find out who cared, and then turned up to
Speaker 2: his own funeral. Yep, good stuff.
Speaker 3: I can't even move this story.
Speaker 2: David Barton and his wife and children, they are all
Speaker 2: in on it, decided to prank friends and family members
Speaker 2: to find out what they really thought of him. To
Speaker 2: spread the news of his death, one of his children
Speaker 2: took to social media and wrote a tribute to her father.
Speaker 2: She wrote, rest in peace, Daddy. I will never stop
Speaker 2: thinking about you.
Speaker 3: This is so messed up. This is so messed up.
Speaker 3: Where did this happen?
Speaker 2: So this is a TikToker in Belgium, in Belgium, and
Speaker 2: how many times have we sat here and said, oh,
Speaker 2: the things that happened in Belgium, stop, just ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 2: If it's not Belgium. As Equidora all sorts of death
Speaker 2: related incidents. She said, why is life so unfair on
Speaker 2: social media? Why are you You were going to be
Speaker 2: your grandfather and you still had your whole life ahead
Speaker 2: of you. So during the funeral, he then turned up
Speaker 2: via a helicopter. No, as you do, that's a grand entry.
Speaker 2: And the reception he got was mixed because a lot
Speaker 2: of people ran over to him and hugged him, and
Speaker 2: other people were genuinely confused, as you would be. He
Speaker 2: said he did it because he wanted to teach family
Speaker 2: and friends the importance of being close connection and all
Speaker 2: that type of things, because he wasn't getting invited to
Speaker 2: events and people were losing contact with him. Let's see
Speaker 2: what I would lose immediate contact with him if he
Speaker 2: did this.
Speaker 1: This is like, I can't even begin You put people
Speaker 1: through that trauma and grief just to make a point.
Speaker 3: Hey, I know he'll like you men and hand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, this is the biggest attention grabbing stunt
Speaker 2: of all time.
Speaker 3: I reckon, He's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you were to theoretically fake your own death
Speaker 1: and then chopping your way into your own funerals, what
Speaker 1: do you want to see?
Speaker 2: I want to see. I want to see a heap
Speaker 2: of people. I want to see a whole bunch of people.
Speaker 2: But I'd be scared. I'd turn up. You're like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm not dead. Where is everybody? Have I got the
Speaker 2: address by.
Speaker 1: A funeral where it is full on funerals, Isn't it
Speaker 1: is that where we're going.
Speaker 2: My family would be there and they'd be fine with it.
Speaker 2: And then my daughter, my three year old daughter would
Speaker 2: be there on the corner, trying to steal a can
Speaker 2: of coke, very relax of the situation. Yeah, I'd come
Speaker 2: back from the dead to stop her from stealing the
Speaker 2: can of coke too.
Speaker 1: Don't drink that. You know how people say, Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't want a funeral, I want a celebration. No, I
Speaker 1: want you to mourn me, mourn me. I want to
Speaker 1: walk in, I want to get off the job. I
Speaker 1: walk in and just see tears, huge.
Speaker 3: Sobbing tears, like a river of tears.
Speaker 1: I want everyone, including Abby in the newsroom, to be
Speaker 1: so completely overwhelmed with grief and distress at my passing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I want everyone to have a shot at mine.
Speaker 2: That'd be really nice.
Speaker 3: And also, you know how sorry to cut you off.
Speaker 1: You know how people say, I don't want my partner
Speaker 1: to repartner and find someone else.
Speaker 3: Oh, I want you to find love again. No no, no, you.
Speaker 1: Ever touch another woman for the rest of your life, Gregottie,
Speaker 1: and I'll.
Speaker 3: Be watching you.
Speaker 2: I'll be watching you.
Speaker 3: I'm right up here.
Speaker 2: If you're making love to someone in our bed and
Speaker 2: you feel that table move in the corner, that's me,
Speaker 2: but also as well. I mean I would come back
Speaker 2: from the dead because I feel like I'd turn out
Speaker 2: to my own funeral and I just want some good
Speaker 2: tunes play it yeah, and I'd be like, what do
Speaker 2: we got for my funeral? And there's Jodie on the DJ, No, no, this, this, And.
Speaker 1: Then I'm up at the pulpit going I remember, Andrew
Speaker 1: for that time that Cole Chisel beat me with Kanye
Speaker 1: West gold Digger.
Speaker 3: So for you, Andrew, one last time? Have you checked out?
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Speaker 1: What is this for travel?
Speaker 2: Right now? It is adelaid Cabre Festival. So can we
Speaker 2: give our good mate Merrick. What's the call?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 3: We can all right, here we go.
Speaker 6: Australia's favorite comedian.
Speaker 3: Oh did we just call Peter Elliott?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: You know what I reptis said that that was pretty
Speaker 6: funny because that's the sort of thing Petter Helly would say.
Speaker 6: We are good mates. Peter's my oldest mate, meaning that
Speaker 6: out of all my friends, I've known Peter the longest.
Speaker 6: I've known him since I was a teenager, since I
Speaker 6: was eighteen years of age. So I was fresh out
Speaker 6: of high school and I met Pete and we did
Speaker 6: some community radio together. Yeah right, and we did one
Speaker 6: show and then we're asked not to come back.
Speaker 2: And ever since then, I've.
Speaker 6: Made a habit of doing that with radio stations throughout
Speaker 6: my entire career.
Speaker 2: Hey, Mark, before we talk about your upcoming show and
Speaker 2: Idiot's Guide to Wine, can I just as a bit
Speaker 2: of a fan boy?
Speaker 6: Can I?
Speaker 2: Because I lived in Sydney back in the day and
Speaker 2: American rosso was an absolute bloody institution. What what was
Speaker 2: it like for you? And how big did it get?
Speaker 2: And could you comprehend just how big you guys were?
Speaker 2: And this is I'm sorry to really really fanboy you here.
Speaker 6: No, that's all right. Look I love it because we're
Speaker 6: talking about me. So I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 6: why you thought i'd be upset with that. I mean,
Speaker 6: if you know me, you know that I love this topic,
Speaker 6: which is me. Look, it's great. What is what is
Speaker 6: fantastic is that you know, the rossall and I look
Speaker 6: back at our legacy and what we created and what
Speaker 6: we enjoyed, and we're really very very proud of We
Speaker 6: talk about it quite regularly, actually, So I caught up
Speaker 6: with Rosso a few weeks ago and we had lunch
Speaker 6: and we just laughed at all the really dumb, dumb
Speaker 6: things that we have done in our career. And when
Speaker 6: I say dumb, it's just like, you know, we used
Speaker 6: to write sketches and do little things like little players
Speaker 6: on radio and stuff that people just don't do anymore,
Speaker 6: like it's not a thing. And that time was like
Speaker 6: we thought that everyone was doing it at the time,
Speaker 6: but they weren't. It was just a very very different
Speaker 6: and unique kind of vibe and we're very very proud
Speaker 6: of it. And it's a pretty remarkable thing because we're there,
Speaker 6: say as Australia, lock I didn't really. Honestly, I didn't
Speaker 6: have any doubt that I was going to get through
Speaker 6: that course because I knew physically, I'd done the preparation
Speaker 6: methodical training to do it, and I trained on my own.
Speaker 6: I didn't have a trainer, I didn't have anything like that.
Speaker 6: I just I didn't go to a gym. I went
Speaker 6: to a gym three times before I went on the show. Yes,
Speaker 6: but what I did know was that I was capable
Speaker 6: of the head game. I knew that it was going
Speaker 6: to be about seventy percent mental, and so I just
Speaker 6: went in, you know, pretty mental, and I just I
Speaker 6: just knew that I had the ability mentally to carry
Speaker 6: me through all the hardship.
Speaker 3: Where does that come from?
Speaker 1: Do you think because I look at that show and go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'd be out in the first week.
Speaker 3: I'd be weak, is pissed?
Speaker 6: You wouldn't. You wouldn't be out, you'd be out in
Speaker 6: the first day.
Speaker 2: But that's what let's talk about your show. An Idiot's
Speaker 2: Guide to Wine at the Oudlaid Festival Center in the
Speaker 2: Banquet Room, Sunday eighteenth of June as two shows two
Speaker 2: pm and eight pm. This is the State to mix
Speaker 2: comedy and wine.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Absolutely. I came up with the idea for an Idiot's
Speaker 6: God to Wine when I was an Adelaide a few
Speaker 6: years ago, and I was like this, I think it
Speaker 6: could be a really really good thing and people would
Speaker 6: get around it, and I wasn't really sure. And then
Speaker 6: when we're in lockdowns a couple of years ago, I
Speaker 6: was like, well, I've got I can't go anywhere, so
Speaker 6: I may as well sit around and write this show.
Speaker 6: So I didn't know I wrote the show because it's very,
Speaker 6: very different. You taste six wines throughout the show, and
Speaker 6: being a qualified wine person, I'm able to kind of
Speaker 6: write and talk about the wines. But it's comedy. It's
Speaker 6: a comedy show and it's what's awesome is I first
Speaker 6: premiered in the Adelaide French Festival over a year ago.
Speaker 6: It's coming back from the Adelaide Cabre Festival and this
Speaker 6: has toured all around Australia and overseas and will continue
Speaker 6: to travel overseas and elsewhere with it. It's been really
Speaker 6: a wonderful experience and far beyond what I thought it
Speaker 6: would be.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 6: It's a great show if you like wine, and I
Speaker 6: feel like comedy Boom. I've got your ticket for you.
Speaker 1: It has been such a privilege to talk to you
Speaker 1: this morning. Can't wait to see the show. An Idiot's
Speaker 1: Guide to Wine the Bangrut Room Adelaide First, we'll send
Speaker 1: us Sunday, eighteenth June two o'clock and eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: You'll be there.
Speaker 4: Oh, I know.
Speaker 6: We're having a great time as well, so thank you
Speaker 6: very much for having me on the show. Most people
Speaker 6: won't have me on any so it's been lovely.
Speaker 2: Let's talk noves. Handball Blitz a lot of fun. You
Speaker 2: need to register your details well than overplay if you
Speaker 2: want to play and particilarly potentially be a South Australian champion.
Speaker 2: But let's see you what things are really starting the
Speaker 2: heat up.
Speaker 1: We went to christ the King for Handball Blitz this
Speaker 1: week and we were blown away with the talent.
Speaker 2: So they talk about Sacred Heart being a pretty factory
Speaker 2: for young art door players. Christ Stick King factory for
Speaker 2: young handballers.
Speaker 3: That's so good they're doing some this work.
Speaker 2: It's outstanding for us. We met some really dedicated and
Speaker 2: over listeners who.
Speaker 1: Can name a segment on Nova.
Speaker 3: What do we like to do you stopped? Yes good,
Speaker 3: and you talk to kids for the Hamblewoods?
Speaker 2: Yes good?
Speaker 3: What about fool Hazy on this Daisy on this.
Speaker 1: Your ends yours?
Speaker 3: Adelaide's underpower came out with us. We just wish he
Speaker 3: hadn't heard this, so we need a chair right now.
Speaker 2: But who's going for Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 3: Teen Port Adelaide.
Speaker 1: And then who's going to go but Guffie and Sam
Speaker 1: team Crows.
Speaker 2: The kids had so much the teachers Jodie Lane, how
Speaker 2: to floss?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 6: It?
Speaker 2: Yeah, very un.
Speaker 3: With so much talent.
Speaker 1: The biggest question was who has what it takes to
Speaker 1: be out handball champion? So spread all that.
Speaker 2: The winners. Yeah, very good stuff. And that's what was
Speaker 2: the school from Gussie ambassador for Novah's Handball Blitz.
Speaker 3: What a little legend Gussie is champion?
Speaker 1: He is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, indeed big thanks to.
Speaker 1: Out Sorry, I was going to say a special shout
Speaker 1: out to one of the teachers when thunder Powers outfit
Speaker 1: started to unravel and there was a suspicious looking flap
Speaker 1: hanging from the front of his suit.
Speaker 3: Teacher goes, this is a Catholic school.
Speaker 2: Put that away and didn't thund a whip into hear
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Speaker 2: can trust him again Nova's handball Blitz. You want to
Speaker 2: register potentially be our next Touth Australia, our inaugural South
Speaker 2: Australian Champion.
Speaker 3: We did mention that one of the champions may well
Speaker 3: come from that school.
Speaker 2: Because they were good details jump on. The overplay reading
Speaker 2: story of this towns we're seeing is huge. PC shows.
Speaker 1: Well. An Australian designer who sells clothes under the name
Speaker 1: Katie Perry, has said she feels personally attacked by the
Speaker 1: actual Katie Perry after the US singer renewed illegal battle
Speaker 1: between the pairs.
Speaker 3: So the Sydney woman Katie Jane Taylor, describes herself as
Speaker 3: an Aussie battler.
Speaker 1: She sued Katie in the Fiddle Court over the sale
Speaker 1: of the clothes, including T shirts and pajamas in Australia
Speaker 1: and then it got dismissed and then now they're back
Speaker 1: at it again. This is the Australian Katie Jane Taylor.
Speaker 7: I'm really to be honest, I feel like it's back
Speaker 7: to the beginning and back to having to take calls
Speaker 7: for lawyers and spend time away from my business and
Speaker 7: time away from my little kids, and the emotion and
Speaker 7: stress around it. It actually shocked me just how upset
Speaker 7: I have been.
Speaker 2: Music really makes that, doesn't it. It takes you to
Speaker 2: a really really sensitive place.
Speaker 3: Real dark place. Katie Perry is worth half a billion dollars.
Speaker 2: She's fine.
Speaker 3: So you just wonder, why is it a fight you
Speaker 3: want to pick? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I think you're gonna say. You just wonder
Speaker 2: why she does the ads for Menu log.
Speaker 3: I can't get my head around though.
Speaker 1: She just dresses up as like sushi and all different
Speaker 1: weird stuff ice creams and.
Speaker 2: Why extra cheese on't your pizza?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah. News Corp have done that thing where they
Speaker 1: give a ratings report on the very first day of
Speaker 1: a new show with new personalities on it. So they've
Speaker 1: given a ratings review for Monday for Matt Shervington after
Speaker 1: day one.
Speaker 3: So the numbers were good.
Speaker 1: Sunrise had two hundred and thirty five thousand Metro viewers
Speaker 1: tuning in to see Chervo nine's Today show. Drew one
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty eight thousand and one hundred and four
Speaker 1: thousand watched ABC's News Breakfast. But you know, like if
Speaker 1: you work in the media, you understand that ratings are
Speaker 1: a trend thing. Like you can't draw out of day one.
Speaker 1: He's popular, he's not popular. It's like a longevity thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And like we've always said, if the ratings are bad,
Speaker 2: yeah they're full of crap. But if they're good, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 2: you better believe.
Speaker 3: Their bang on though.
Speaker 1: There's never been anything more And you're accurate in your
Speaker 1: life than the rating system where people sit down with
Speaker 1: a diary.
Speaker 3: Is that juicy?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You see you sue.
Speaker 1: Australian comedian Carl Barron has today announced who will take
Speaker 1: his record breaking latest stand up show for a victory
Speaker 1: lap around Australia. It's called Skating Rink for Flies, so
Speaker 1: one night only in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Perth and
Speaker 1: it will be in Adelaide on December second.
Speaker 3: He's a bit of Carl's work.
Speaker 6: So expression you've got over here, you know you call
Speaker 6: flip flops flip flops.
Speaker 3: We don't call that Australia. We call them thongs. He
Speaker 3: called thongs over hey, women's g strings.
Speaker 6: Nobody told me that the first time I got it.
Speaker 2: He's very good, very nice. He's an iconic national treasure.
Speaker 3: Yes, and that's juicy too.
Speaker 1: Trump has addressed his supporters on his seventy seventh birthday,
Speaker 1: and this is all we need to hear from that
Speaker 1: particular speech.
Speaker 2: I spirthday. They were saying happy birthday. I was with
Speaker 2: Eric and Lord of the Kids, Happy birthday, Grandpa happy,
Speaker 2: And I said, oh great, I just got charged with
Speaker 2: They won four hundred years.
Speaker 3: Of proximately if you add them all up.
Speaker 2: A fake four hundred years. Oh thank you, darling. That's
Speaker 2: so nice. Oh my god, it sounds like someone impersonating
Speaker 2: taking a piece out of Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Actually, Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Suit just extraordinary stuff from him this week.
Speaker 3: My favorite was when he's like free field for everyone.
Speaker 2: Juice. Oh, Donald, the gift that keeps on giving. Happy birthday,
Speaker 2: great man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, happiest of birthday is you? Donald?
Speaker 2: Good stuff.
Speaker 6: You tell me you built the time machine.
Speaker 2: On this day Thursday. But game tonight's go port, Yeah,
Speaker 2: go port. All that sort of stuff. Come in the meantime,
Speaker 2: we'll take a little trip down memory lane. If you
Speaker 2: don't mind because it's the fifteenth of June, and let's
Speaker 2: stack into your brain a little bit of knowledge. Nine
Speaker 2: and fifty eight. First Pizza Hut restaurant open in the
Speaker 2: US and Kansas origin stuff on pizza hurt.
Speaker 1: No one.
Speaker 3: I missed the Pizza Hut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember when they did the stuff crust pizza
Speaker 2: and it was really cool as a youngster that flipped
Speaker 2: around and eat a crust first because we saw it
Speaker 2: on TV. My gosh, such a big treat to go
Speaker 2: over and sit in the restaurant with all you can eat.
Speaker 2: This was Mum taking me over to Woggle Wogger as
Speaker 2: a youngster. Yeah, and just sitting there and eating and
Speaker 2: taking it all in and thought it was a rock star.
Speaker 3: Just in the unrelated news too. You had no friends
Speaker 3: at school.
Speaker 2: Of friends the real but.
Speaker 3: Was there an imaginary one that used to watch you?
Speaker 3: You cross first and go andrew your soir call?
Speaker 2: That's epic, bro, I was like, thanks man high farving.
Speaker 2: No one A sudden dang bully from behind would get me.
Speaker 2: Oh are you talking? Oh my gosh, my eyes are leaking.
Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety four. Disney's animated musical film The Lion King
Speaker 2: opens in theaters with forty two million dollars straight away?
Speaker 2: You go, couldn't they have Aready written it where Mfusser
Speaker 2: doesn't go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just brutal.
Speaker 1: I saw I saw a meme the other day that's
Speaker 1: like Simba pretends to be sad when his dad dies
Speaker 1: and overlooks the fact that he's.
Speaker 3: Just sang a song about wanting to be king.
Speaker 2: Oh there's definitely something in that, isn't it. Wow?
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so sad dad died. Body kings? What I
Speaker 3: just can we to be king?
Speaker 2: Genuine power struggle? Careful what you wish for? Simba. Twenty seventeen,
Speaker 2: Rebel Wilson wins defamation case against Bauer Media at this
Speaker 2: Sreme Court of Victoria in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good honor. They make some stuff up, don't they.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you reckon? I'm talking new idea and
Speaker 2: I sort of matter my god, woman's day. A close
Speaker 2: source spelled.
Speaker 3: S a uce, tomato or barbecue.
Speaker 2: I think it was wish to share this time. Twenty
Speaker 2: twenty one, Internet Explorer eleven desktop application was retired. That
Speaker 2: was because of all the little dirty birds gone through
Speaker 2: their teen years and all the nasty things that they
Speaker 2: were googling.
Speaker 3: Oh dear Internet Explorer.
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't handle this any more. I've
Speaker 2: seen some stuff that I shouldn't.
Speaker 3: When's bing going to be next to follow? Who uses bing?
Speaker 2: Heye, Bing, give me some fotos a kind of Rosie
Speaker 2: he's Connor McGregor whatever.
Speaker 1: Thanks Bing, Thanks, Oh man, you will never be Google One.
Speaker 2: In June fifteen, two thousand and three was Fighter by
Speaker 2: Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 3: I'll Fighter, Yeah. I thought you meant like fighter.
Speaker 2: If I da, it was like fighter, boner Fighter song, Big.
Speaker 1: Day Tomorrow, Real Friday, vibes about it. If you haven't
Speaker 1: voted for Battle of the Bangers yet, please do so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our Instagram page just really quickly. This is what
Speaker 2: Chardy's got.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 2: Let's just completely flipped this script on this.
Speaker 6: You go a bit of old.
Speaker 2: Who saw that coming?
Speaker 4: Not me?
Speaker 1: Not fifty's going to join us for fifty Fridays as well,
Speaker 1: Rubin k now here's a man who isn't trusted with
Speaker 1: live television anymore.
Speaker 3: Let's see how he goes with a bit of live radio.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. He's performing at the Adelaide Cabaret Festival.
Speaker 2: And his show is loose yes, so I for you
Speaker 2: guess well, of course, navers, pay your bills. That's happening
Speaker 2: throughout the day, and also a couple of times with
Speaker 2: us tomorrow. Enjoy your Thursday.
Speaker 1: Make sure you love your Thursday. Hey, Hey, hey, Andrew,
Speaker 1: see ya all right, sir?
Speaker 2: Overnight one night, the mon