Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne. Jason Lauren starting morning the right away.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Lauren men Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 2: Good morning everybody, and welcome to your Tuesday Good Morning team.
Speaker 3: Good morning everybody. How morning, Gee whiz.
Speaker 4: It's foggy out there, Holy mackerel. Take it easy on
Speaker 4: the road this morning, I santed clean.
Speaker 2: I got to use the fog lights on the wraptor.
Speaker 3: It was like, I don't remember driving in fog like
Speaker 3: that for a long time.
Speaker 1: Just came out nowhere, didn't it. Yeah, it works.
Speaker 3: It's the weather a bit the worst slate.
Speaker 4: Last night, I felt the world weird things were happening, Well.
Speaker 2: So did I.
Speaker 1: Were you dreaming kooky stuff?
Speaker 4: Yes, but maybe we'll talk about it next if we've
Speaker 4: all had a situation. Because there was three things that
Speaker 4: happened in my house last night that I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: Like was it a full moon or like a throwdown? No?
Speaker 3: I sent Paul to the spare room complete opposite.
Speaker 2: I need you to get as far away from me
Speaker 2: as possible. You'd still be able to She didn't put it.
Speaker 3: At one moment, I said, I'm gonna have to go
Speaker 3: and sleep in the spare room. When he goes, I'll
Speaker 3: do it. They need to sit up and walk down.
Speaker 3: It's like, thank God for that.
Speaker 1: Because I'm warm and I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 3: Sometimes there was just some weird energy in the air.
Speaker 2: There's nothing like sneaking in after you've been out the pub.
Speaker 2: Then you come home. You've been told to sleep in
Speaker 2: the spare room. But it's like running the gauntlet. I've
Speaker 2: got to get past the main bedroom to the spare room.
Speaker 2: So she doesn't hear.
Speaker 3: What time that was Sunday night. I went to bed early,
Speaker 3: and Paul went to the footy and I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: he went to the pub for a few drinks after
Speaker 3: and I went to bed at like seven. I was
Speaker 3: I was cooked on Sunday night.
Speaker 4: And I said to him, Hey, maybe just when you
Speaker 4: come in, please try not to wake me up, which
Speaker 4: just means take nearly.
Speaker 3: Scuse me, take your boots off at the door, take
Speaker 3: them off at the gate.
Speaker 4: But he walks all the way through the house to
Speaker 4: get to the living room to take his boots off
Speaker 4: to them walk up the stairs.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm awake.
Speaker 2: What a rookie.
Speaker 3: I still got a bedroom downstairs?
Speaker 2: Like just sleep, oh mate. It's like I'm breaking in.
Speaker 2: You wouln't even know when I'm in there.
Speaker 3: And when I leave the house in the morning, I'm
Speaker 3: like a ninja.
Speaker 1: To sneak out as well.
Speaker 2: She's sleep the pub. I come back from the pub,
Speaker 2: she's sleep Okay, cool, I got away with it.
Speaker 3: When you're a kid, used to sneak out, you walk
Speaker 3: down the edge of the stairs.
Speaker 2: Now I've been building a tunnel. I'm just going out
Speaker 2: to the man and I'm just tunneling under the house.
Speaker 3: So you does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can talk about it next because I had
Speaker 1: a strange Durkee Hey coffee situation.
Speaker 2: Now I shout out George, Miss Alex and Carne, I'm
Speaker 2: a boyfriend, he said to uh. He said it was
Speaker 2: good to have you guys back.
Speaker 1: But he scribbled some sort of nonsense on the top
Speaker 1: of our cups and we couldn't figure out what was what.
Speaker 3: This one says, I think he does exes for you
Speaker 3: like kiss No, normally he does.
Speaker 1: And this one is, well, look at mine, Lauren. Jace
Speaker 1: thought that I think you've got mine.
Speaker 3: You've got kisses on that, so you have.
Speaker 1: An order to search. No, no, your nuts.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not seting the nuts mixed up. I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure I've got your almond.
Speaker 1: She isn't a nut, by the way, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: But if you see George's a great If you see
Speaker 2: George telling me love the.
Speaker 3: Muffin, did he give me a muffin and you ate it?
Speaker 3: Your dog?
Speaker 2: Welcome to you.
Speaker 1: Just see the crumb your dog hate.
Speaker 3: Weird things happening last night in my house. So first
Speaker 3: of all, all of a sudden, we went to bed early,
Speaker 3: thought great, in bed eight o'clock and Paul got some
Speaker 3: kind of I don't know, sounded like COVID, but it's
Speaker 3: not like as soon as he lay down, like he
Speaker 3: couldn't breathe, and I was like, I was trying to
Speaker 3: be nice about it, and then I was like, sorry,
Speaker 3: I mean I can't sleep next to you. I need
Speaker 3: to go to sleep.
Speaker 2: He had a weird feeling when you go into shops
Speaker 2: now and someone's going to ask him.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, absolutely, no, I don't.
Speaker 3: I just think it's really courteous.
Speaker 2: No, it is courteous, but I just gidding.
Speaker 3: And some people do it to protect themselves, which just throws.
Speaker 1: Me very quickly. By the way, we're not in a
Speaker 1: full moon. We are in a waxing crescent for those
Speaker 1: playing at home. Right, the moon is at fifteen point seven. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're still a while off.
Speaker 3: Okay, and we're not in retrograde.
Speaker 5: Or not according to the not according the website.
Speaker 4: I'm on anyway, So I send him down to the
Speaker 4: spare I was going to go to the spare room.
Speaker 4: I was like, I just need a good night sleep.
Speaker 4: I didn't have a great night sleep the night before.
Speaker 4: And he goes, oh, go down to the spare room.
Speaker 4: It's fine because he was still awake. He was doom
Speaker 4: scrolling or working or whatever. Then I start to fall
Speaker 4: asleep and I hear this screaming and I'm like, someone's
Speaker 4: in the house. Sounded a bit firm, but it turns
Speaker 4: out it was.
Speaker 3: He's had a nightmare in terror like a child, and
Speaker 3: he's going.
Speaker 2: Is the worst. You can't actually wake the moon.
Speaker 3: I go terrible, hello, hello, and he goes, oh, babe,
Speaker 3: it was just me. I was having a dream, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I sent you to the other end
Speaker 3: of the house. I could get some sleep anyway. I'm
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're okay. The really go back to sleep.
Speaker 3: They can be terrified when you get that night time paralysis.
Speaker 5: I had one in Russia at the World Cup.
Speaker 1: I thought the Russians were coming.
Speaker 6: Hang on a second, then.
Speaker 2: Were you a sloan is to home Invaders? Hello?
Speaker 3: Hello? Then I finally get back to sleep.
Speaker 4: Then I hear out the front of my house Cookie Cookie.
Speaker 4: I'm like, there's someone in my front garden squealing and slept, walked,
Speaker 4: and now he's talking to something called Cookie. Anyway, there
Speaker 4: was a mother and daughter out in the street that
Speaker 4: obviously lost their cat or their.
Speaker 3: Dolls at like two am, calling Cookie. Anyway. It was
Speaker 3: a happy ending because I heard her go, mom, I
Speaker 3: found him, So they found Cookie. So I finally get
Speaker 3: back to sleep, and then I had a night terror.
Speaker 1: What was yours?
Speaker 3: I thought the whole house was shaking like I was
Speaker 3: in an earthquake and I couldn't move.
Speaker 2: There was an earthquake smoking.
Speaker 1: Serious, you guys are a mess.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? I was like, there's a gas
Speaker 3: lik or something in this house. It's sending us all cook. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the other end of the.
Speaker 5: House had a night So did you wake up a
Speaker 5: yelling or screaming?
Speaker 4: I couldn't move. I was like, what's happening? What's happening,
Speaker 4: and then I woke up and.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I can't believe that
Speaker 3: just happened to me after it happened to him, like
Speaker 3: five hours later. This is the third time I've been up,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I'm just going to get up.
Speaker 2: I didn't have a night terrible, but mine's cooked.
Speaker 3: What happened to you?
Speaker 2: I cooked chicken chinsels yesterday afternoon for the family.
Speaker 1: You crumbed them yourself?
Speaker 2: Ye did it all?
Speaker 1: Did you get the hammer out and beat the chicken you.
Speaker 3: Use on your crumbing.
Speaker 2: I went to bread. I went, no, I want to
Speaker 2: bread crumb your stand old school and he used a
Speaker 2: bit of gee and a bit of a mate. I
Speaker 2: was you should have seen the production line I was pumping.
Speaker 3: Makes a mess and.
Speaker 2: That's why I did it before school pickup so I
Speaker 2: could clean up o CD. Anyway, I had a little
Speaker 2: bit of cheese on it last night and melted it,
Speaker 2: and then I cheese dreams. Ah. But I woke up
Speaker 2: at one point feeling like the dune or over me
Speaker 2: was melted cheese and.
Speaker 1: It was keeping God damn it, guys, over the holidays.
Speaker 1: We've just returned from holidays. I was obsessed, as were
Speaker 1: so many people around the world with Artemis two Oh clan.
Speaker 4: I'm just like I was in La at Coachella, I think,
Speaker 4: and I was like, guys, they're coming back to Earth.
Speaker 1: You should have duck down to wherever it was to
Speaker 1: see them, like to see splashed down.
Speaker 3: What about all the people who filmed it from their.
Speaker 1: Back What about the people what about liftoff and the
Speaker 1: people who are flying in planes and shot it from
Speaker 1: their plane window?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah that that impressed like sponge chat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I did like people in their front yards watching
Speaker 2: your take off. And I did see there's some footage
Speaker 2: of all these school kids and everything, and they're sitting
Speaker 2: on a hill and they're watching and they're waiting, and
Speaker 2: then it was like a train or a coach pulled
Speaker 2: up right in front of them.
Speaker 1: It was a ship and block their view and the princess.
Speaker 4: But you know what, it was amazing. I was fascinating.
Speaker 4: Like again, call me tin Hatwa. I got right down there,
Speaker 4: like rabbit Hole is the.
Speaker 1: Original, before you do, before we go.
Speaker 3: We were here when we were at work, and then
Speaker 3: we went on holidays.
Speaker 1: So now the Landing kids now forget about being fireman.
Speaker 1: Forget about being you know, professional footballers the like. Kids
Speaker 1: now want to be astronauts. If you had some audio
Speaker 1: there Jays, there's a there's a little boy who has
Speaker 1: gone viral for his views. He's doing tutorials online because
Speaker 1: people don't understand what the Artemis mission was all about.
Speaker 3: Oh is the listen?
Speaker 7: S l s is the what place? And the is
Speaker 7: a lion?
Speaker 8: Sir?
Speaker 7: Some people think the walking is not supposed to tour.
Speaker 7: It goes straight up, but it's supposed to. It's because
Speaker 7: it has the orbit where orbit. Their thing is glad
Speaker 7: that he pulls it into an orbit.
Speaker 3: Then they sit, yes, so it has to.
Speaker 4: Before it went to the Moon, it had to go
Speaker 4: around the Earth a couple of times, and then they
Speaker 4: went further than any any humans have ever been because
Speaker 4: they went.
Speaker 1: To the other side of the moon and took some snaps.
Speaker 3: But they all just took snaps on their iPhones.
Speaker 5: Do you get anyone had some sort of do you
Speaker 5: know what I did? The Kodak situation there.
Speaker 3: Like I'm in Coachella Valley and I can't even text
Speaker 3: my boyfriend and say can you get me a drink
Speaker 3: because there's no resation and these people are on the moon,
Speaker 3: the family. I was walking on the other side of
Speaker 3: the moon. It was not no one's landing.
Speaker 2: I was doing walkie talking with the kids on school
Speaker 2: holidays and I'm like trying to talk to Archie in
Speaker 2: the front yard and all I'm getting is like, and
Speaker 2: you're right. I put the news on and they're like,
Speaker 2: it's all great.
Speaker 3: So what about Yeah, and I can't drive to Bendigo
Speaker 3: because petrol is too expensive. But I loved it.
Speaker 1: What about the fifteen or twenty minute window when they
Speaker 1: are coming hurtling back to Earth and the comms just go.
Speaker 1: They didn't know if that.
Speaker 5: If they're alive, they perished on.
Speaker 4: It's going so fast. Now I could have this wrong.
Speaker 4: I saw it on the It's so fast that it
Speaker 4: would be I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Is it like the terror taror No.
Speaker 3: It's way faster than the Territor. It's so fast that
Speaker 3: you could get from Melbourne to Perth in six seconds.
Speaker 3: What might be six minutes.
Speaker 1: They try and sell them a photos.
Speaker 3: I think it's six seconds.
Speaker 1: Don't need the Red Eye.
Speaker 3: It's going so fast. Melbourne to Perth in six seconds,
Speaker 3: now crazy.
Speaker 1: You'll be pleased to know that Artemis three is already
Speaker 1: in the works.
Speaker 2: Three.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're looking at mid twenty twenty seven. And guess
Speaker 5: what Artemis three is doing.
Speaker 3: Well, it's landing on the moon.
Speaker 1: We're landing on the moon.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll believe it when I say it.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I need to know if the flag waves or not.
Speaker 4: And I need to know about the footprints, because.
Speaker 2: The footprints we must we must take the shift.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm obsessed with Christina Cash as well. I think
Speaker 1: she'd be a good time. She looks fun.
Speaker 2: Is that the Kelly? Yeah, she looks fun. Yes, anybody
Speaker 2: that floats it probably like that.
Speaker 3: Seemed quite cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, can we talk to one of them? Sure?
Speaker 1: Hang on, let me just put her them.
Speaker 3: Did you have many DM requests?
Speaker 2: Did you see one of them returning over it?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 2: One of them returning home and all the neighbors had come.
Speaker 1: Out to clip him in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: When he's out of the footpath and he speak to
Speaker 2: all the neighbors going, you know, it's brought us all
Speaker 2: closer together. I don't know you all, but.
Speaker 4: Now we're best friends. Because I went to the other
Speaker 4: side of the moon and you didn't stay right.
Speaker 3: I wasn't that key? What did I miss?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 1: Do you believe that they youh yeah, Oh.
Speaker 3: I believe that, But I'm not. I'm not the original.
Speaker 3: And how did they get because I didn't you.
Speaker 11: Hear the kids?
Speaker 3: Because the walkeet is in guabity. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 4: There is not enough money in the world that you
Speaker 4: could give me. No, I don't even want to do
Speaker 4: the Katie Perry one.
Speaker 3: No thanks.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine how lonely you'd be out there?
Speaker 5: Go four friends just so.
Speaker 1: Far from Earth?
Speaker 3: Sometimes I want to go to the other side of
Speaker 3: the moon.
Speaker 2: Clint As they shot out four friends, they shut the
Speaker 2: drink service for that forty five minutes you're going.
Speaker 1: You know how the toilet broke?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah they fixed?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be I think that was there was
Speaker 1: a special toilet engineer on board.
Speaker 3: No, they had they had to radio home to get
Speaker 3: the engineer.
Speaker 4: To fix it.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be degrading NASA on the one that's toilets me?
Speaker 1: I do that?
Speaker 2: Olivia Dean here on Ober one hundred, Good morning, you
Speaker 2: are on the Yeah with Jason Lauren Clinty as well.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Well, sorry, guys, I was trying to tell you that
Speaker 3: the ads were running my bad but instead you ignored
Speaker 3: me and pushed on. That was that was I was
Speaker 3: waving my arms up and down to you. So what
Speaker 3: happened was you didn't have your headphones anything you're playing? Yeah,
Speaker 3: we were googling watches. If you want to make the truth,
Speaker 3: Jace wants to watch nothing too fancy?
Speaker 1: Have you never own one?
Speaker 2: Not since like the Swatch Watch days, I was a.
Speaker 3: Kid calculated watch.
Speaker 1: I just thought, you know what, my grown up now
Speaker 1: probably now watch nice little investment it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm not a I'm not a wearable digital guy.
Speaker 3: Like a Apple know you were for one day.
Speaker 2: I know it's in the drawer. I just I don't
Speaker 2: like my hand vibrating saying any of text and stuff
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I didn't like the Apple Watch either. I found I
Speaker 3: was too connected.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah for your heart rate and stuff to.
Speaker 3: Where the ring that Laura ring, which just tells me
Speaker 3: how much sleep I didn't get.
Speaker 2: Because I did see it, Chatty, I've got at shop.
Speaker 1: Yes they're back.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Swatch watches never one anyway.
Speaker 12: Really because a huge one kids fossil you know what
Speaker 12: I found the other day, you know the other day
Speaker 12: in the cupboard Nixon.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you used to get them from Surft
Speaker 3: divond skins.
Speaker 2: It's the big metal. I'll wear it in tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Okay, please dig up my baby G. I loved my
Speaker 4: baby G. You hit the button and it all lit up.
Speaker 4: Do anyone have a baby G?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, new Brodi you'd have one. You know you didn't
Speaker 3: ever see a baby? Yeah, I've heard about how cool
Speaker 3: with the baby.
Speaker 1: The guy on the G shock all. Remember that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna war Nixon in tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to dig up all my own.
Speaker 2: I'll be the housekeeping chase Lauren clean here too. Hello,
Speaker 2: Welcome gen z at twelve year ol producers in the
Speaker 2: studio here at Nova.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, now, round of applause for Jenny. When I
Speaker 4: went away, she was my mouse, Sit up.
Speaker 11: Well.
Speaker 3: I came home two thank you, like.
Speaker 4: A beautiful note from her, and she'd put dinner in
Speaker 4: the fridge for that night. She goes as if you
Speaker 4: want to eat, as if you want to have to
Speaker 4: cook when you get home. She bought this beautiful Peter
Speaker 4: Boush gluten free lasagna.
Speaker 3: Oh you're good, well, Paul, it's gluten free.
Speaker 11: Just like me.
Speaker 3: Was it just left over from your shopping?
Speaker 6: No, hey, it was brand new.
Speaker 3: I got it for full ain't cheap, so that was
Speaker 3: very nice.
Speaker 4: Now, when I was away in America, obviously, time zones
Speaker 4: are upside down. When I go to sleep, I put
Speaker 4: my phone on do not disturb, especially one of my overseas,
Speaker 4: because people text, thinking it's during the day, middle of
Speaker 4: the night phones on do not disturb. I wake up
Speaker 4: to not one, not too but six text messages from
Speaker 4: gen Z and my house and dog sitter.
Speaker 5: And it wasn't a drunk face the sceed so you
Speaker 5: had both dogs and he and the best friends and
Speaker 5: run of the house.
Speaker 3: So you could and I'd warned her, look, just don't
Speaker 3: leave anything on the bench. The pointer. She's very clear.
Speaker 3: She opens doors, she lets herself in and out of things.
Speaker 3: She like, unzip your bag and find a musing she's an.
Speaker 1: When you looked at your phone and you had those
Speaker 1: six notifications, which screamed, Ali, what what? What was running
Speaker 1: through the head? What did you think?
Speaker 4: I thought, she's either set the alarm off. I don't
Speaker 4: know how to get it all and I'd look. I'd
Speaker 4: left a list of phone numbers, called all these people
Speaker 4: before me.
Speaker 13: You weren't even on the wall.
Speaker 3: I'm having fun. I don't want to anyway.
Speaker 4: Gen Z sent me a text saying we've had a situation.
Speaker 4: I'm off to the emergency vet with the top.
Speaker 1: We know which dog? That is?
Speaker 3: Big dog?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 10: Just like she is huge, she's a big dog. And
Speaker 10: I also couldn't find a lead anyway.
Speaker 1: Let's start from the you take a freestyle to the bed.
Speaker 13: Well, No, I had to find some wire because I
Speaker 13: couldn't find.
Speaker 11: It was around the door.
Speaker 13: It was almost like anyway I got her on the.
Speaker 4: Car, it was like it was like a long like
Speaker 4: a three meter long. I don't even know where it
Speaker 4: came from. It was in the cupboard lead with clips
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 3: It was like a wire lead. It did have a
Speaker 3: click that she put.
Speaker 14: So I was.
Speaker 10: Upstairs brushing my teeth and cause Lauren said that she
Speaker 10: eats everything. I have put all my moisture, eyes, everything
Speaker 10: in the draw so there's nothing.
Speaker 3: She wants her to tack her melotonin and slept for
Speaker 3: about five days, so.
Speaker 10: There's nothing around food, nothing. I just didn't think of
Speaker 10: the bin in the toilet.
Speaker 3: She'd gone through the rubbish, so she found her.
Speaker 13: She found her eating something and she was like what yeah,
Speaker 13: And I turned around and I just see a bit
Speaker 13: of a string hanging out.
Speaker 3: And I thought it was straight away.
Speaker 10: I ran over to Mala and she had wallowed the
Speaker 10: tampoon before I could open her mouth and get it out.
Speaker 3: I so the panic.
Speaker 10: Meanwhile, this is night one, guys, first night, first night,
Speaker 10: my first night, and Clenty had actually texted me that
Speaker 10: afternoon been like, how are you going?
Speaker 13: I said, great, I got the dog on my lap.
Speaker 13: We're all good, freaking out.
Speaker 3: So I called the vet.
Speaker 10: I'm googling to try and find it. This was at
Speaker 10: ten pm at night, so it's our time. It was
Speaker 10: four am, Lawrence time. I was like, okay, I need
Speaker 10: to find an emergency vet. I called the vet and
Speaker 10: he goes, m okay.
Speaker 6: Now is it used? Has it been open.
Speaker 3: Or is it in plastic?
Speaker 13: And how long ago was this?
Speaker 10: I said it's it was open and two minutes ago.
Speaker 10: He goes, Okay, you need to get to the vet
Speaker 10: right now.
Speaker 2: Get the wire.
Speaker 13: Get I'm trying to put this huge dog in the
Speaker 13: car in the back seat. While I'm like driving. Anyway,
Speaker 13: we successfully got it out.
Speaker 5: Hang on, did you get to the waiting room and
Speaker 5: you know he have the small talk with the other
Speaker 5: what are you hear?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'll give you a hot tip. You
Speaker 3: don't make small talk with the emergency. That was a
Speaker 3: lady crying and then yeah, yeah, something bad, terrible.
Speaker 13: So she goes as, it's your dog.
Speaker 6: I said, no it's not.
Speaker 13: But they did call her Marla Monroe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no I can't get I can't get pet
Speaker 4: insurance because she put her on the wrong name. Anyway,
Speaker 4: they induced vomiting and she took her home and so
Speaker 4: we got it.
Speaker 1: We got it up.
Speaker 13: It was the only thing she vomited up and dinner.
Speaker 3: But funny, funny enough, Jason had a similar situation.
Speaker 6: Remember did you swallow one.
Speaker 2: Bloody?
Speaker 10: Why?
Speaker 2: I can still feel it around my neck. She is
Speaker 2: a foggy one out there, really taking it on the roads.
Speaker 2: Remember all kids back to school now, so school zones
Speaker 2: in effect.
Speaker 3: Yes, drive carefully this morning, Melbourne. It is certainly very.
Speaker 1: Looking out the bit of peace suit.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, what happened on your watch when you were.
Speaker 3: House sitting or dog sitting or pets sitting.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: My my our gen Z producer was looking after my
Speaker 4: house and my dogs that were away and had a
Speaker 4: trip to the emergency vet on the very first night.
Speaker 2: You know what I reckon catches a lot of people
Speaker 2: out now, the old cameras, yes.
Speaker 1: Because everyone's got cameras inside now.
Speaker 3: Well, no one's got them inside. That's creepy.
Speaker 1: Watching their pets and stuff.
Speaker 4: Yes, I wouldn't if Ellie was house sitting my house,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have cameras on inside to watch it.
Speaker 2: I've been at friends houses where they have like cameras
Speaker 2: next to the TV looking back at the couch for
Speaker 2: when they're pets, and I'm like, we just flip the
Speaker 2: camera down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we've got guests over sure when the dog's
Speaker 4: home alone. Yeah, like come on, but we're in cameras
Speaker 4: or our house like fort knocks all around it and
Speaker 4: on the outside, but inside game party.
Speaker 1: We're in Bali with another couple where we're ballet ballet, sorry, ballet.
Speaker 2: It's been a while forgot to have s uncultured. And
Speaker 2: she got a notification on the phone because her young
Speaker 2: cousin was house sitting for them back in Sydney, and
Speaker 2: she opened the video because it was notification of this
Speaker 2: movement at the front door, and opened up the video
Speaker 2: and it was him and his mates carting in DJ equipment.
Speaker 1: A house fantastic full DJ equipment.
Speaker 3: I'm not I get. I've gott I get. Can see
Speaker 3: like in the front yard, so I could see people
Speaker 3: coming in and out. Not that I watched it.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't know what Ellie did. But when my cousin's
Speaker 4: house sat, I was like, well, there's a lot of
Speaker 4: homework go on in the earlier.
Speaker 1: As long as you sog is you alleviate clean Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly by re entry. Yeah, no doubt for you to
Speaker 1: do whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Well with no, no, you know you don't mean that.
Speaker 2: Jem on thirteen, twenty four ten. What happened on your watch?
Speaker 2: Was that house sitting or pet sitting?
Speaker 15: It was pet sitting. Good morning, guys morning.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 15: I was looking after a friend's dog in your old
Speaker 15: stomping ground, Jason Hampton A few years ago and the
Speaker 15: next door neighbor's bunny rabbit had come into our yard
Speaker 15: and then I was calling the dog and it was
Speaker 15: an inside and outside dog. And it wasn't coming. So
Speaker 15: I went out to check and there the bunny rabbit
Speaker 15: is in its mouth.
Speaker 3: Oh was it alive?
Speaker 16: And well on no passed away and then I didn't
Speaker 16: know what to do, so.
Speaker 14: Then I.
Speaker 1: Over the top.
Speaker 3: You just put a bucket over the top.
Speaker 15: Yes, I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 3: I just yeah, hold on, sorry, that neighbor can't have
Speaker 3: the rabbit going into someone's house with the dog. Is
Speaker 3: that's on them?
Speaker 2: Rabbit still under the bucket? Where was it now?
Speaker 1: I kicked back.
Speaker 15: Then I got another friend to come and help me
Speaker 15: move it, because I was like, what if they come
Speaker 15: looking for I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 11: I didn't.
Speaker 15: I never said anything anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh you didn't go and ring the doorbell and say
Speaker 3: you know it was the neighbor's.
Speaker 15: Rabbit because we could see, Like, because I've seen the
Speaker 15: dog first, I could see where it dug the hole
Speaker 15: under their fence through to our yard.
Speaker 2: I think you need to tip off the name.
Speaker 1: But imagine going for a walk and seeing flossy missing.
Speaker 2: Posters, the posts.
Speaker 3: No, you've got to contain your your pets. If you're like,
Speaker 3: unfortunately it does happen, but you've got to keep your
Speaker 3: pets in your.
Speaker 2: We're going to roadue cat in our backyard just the
Speaker 2: last couple of days. It's going to do that. Face.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of cat lovers out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but staying your own property, get off mine.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They hate water, don't they, especially the high pressure.
Speaker 15: It.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't like. I don't like other people's pets come
Speaker 3: into my back down getting towards the door Kingdom and
Speaker 3: it's my dog's don't torment my dog from the fence.
Speaker 2: Exactly when home clean.
Speaker 3: Hello Emily, Hello Emily. Your sister was dog sitting and
Speaker 3: something happened.
Speaker 9: Year unfortunately, so my friend my sister was fresh eighteen.
Speaker 9: She was looking out for four dogs and the house
Speaker 9: for her best friend at the time, and so she
Speaker 9: put them outside because they were inside outside dogs. But
Speaker 9: their house actually backed onto a rail line anyway, So
Speaker 9: she went to work and there was two little dogs
Speaker 9: to be dogs. One of the little dogs unfortunately got
Speaker 9: out while my sister was at work and we couldn't
Speaker 9: find her. And unfortunately, yes.
Speaker 3: Yea yeah, I was, yes, yes, did you find the dog?
Speaker 9: We did, and we went and got it and in
Speaker 9: a box till the family came home.
Speaker 1: Paradise a new one.
Speaker 9: We we did contemplate it.
Speaker 4: We did like when the fish died. Actually we had
Speaker 4: friend and Barney the birds and Mum replaced one of
Speaker 4: those never told us you handed it back to them
Speaker 4: when they returned the box that was.
Speaker 17: Was in the garage.
Speaker 16: That's what they are that.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I mean it's it is. It's really
Speaker 3: stressful looking after other people's pair.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, tell me about it.
Speaker 1: A train line, that'll do it.
Speaker 3: It's like it's never got out before.
Speaker 4: Why does it get out when someone else is looking
Speaker 4: after it? Shame dog r I p bunny. At least
Speaker 4: my dog's fine. It made it back from the emergency.
Speaker 2: That what was uplifting Tuesday?
Speaker 3: Make sure your fence is safe.
Speaker 2: Catching the train small.
Speaker 3: No one's ever going to want to dogs sit together?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Was big for a bit like you know, holder for
Speaker 1: a Marshall when they get the car off the train
Speaker 1: tracks at the last second.
Speaker 2: But didn't a mar.
Speaker 8: Marsh talking about Marshall comes and guy and then the
Speaker 8: car goes off the track of the trade. You know
Speaker 8: what because Marshall hollerd for a buddy Marshall, Lauren.
Speaker 3: Is that a nut.
Speaker 2: The guy, the grod guy, I know, the grad guy. Well,
Speaker 2: good morning, Melbourne, welcome to your Tuesday. The rest of
Speaker 2: the kids go back to school today, so remember school
Speaker 2: zones in effect as well.
Speaker 1: And a bit of a foggy start to your Tuesday
Speaker 1: morning as well, so take extra care out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, be careful, it's it's very foggy on the roads.
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Speaker 2: specialize in really special things. We've got a brand new
Speaker 2: expert and this expert can help us with something that
Speaker 2: we all have to do in life. But they're going
Speaker 2: to make it easy.
Speaker 1: I've got a dilemma that I want to broach with
Speaker 1: this expert.
Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo here on number one hundred. Good morning, you
Speaker 2: are on the air with Jason Lauren clint here as well.
Speaker 2: Let's chat with an expert.
Speaker 3: The experts with Jason Lauren.
Speaker 1: Your vessel specialists who specialize in very special things.
Speaker 17: Hi, I'm Jason Shipway and I'm an expert in cleaning.
Speaker 11: Let's hear from the expert.
Speaker 2: Jason Shipway is our cleaning expert. He joins us this
Speaker 2: morning today.
Speaker 3: Jason Morning, Jason, Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: How are you going good? You're going to save our furniture?
Speaker 3: I wish you lived with me.
Speaker 1: So what do you do? Jason?
Speaker 17: So, I've got a cleaning company in Western Australia called
Speaker 17: Enhanced Cleaning. We do commercial and residential. We've got a
Speaker 17: team of about sixty and I'm also certified in trauma
Speaker 17: and crime scene and mold, so all things mold.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, bit to break down here?
Speaker 3: How did you become an expert clean? Were you fascinated
Speaker 3: with cleaning as a kid?
Speaker 1: Were you?
Speaker 3: Were you a clean freak?
Speaker 18: Yeah?
Speaker 17: I've always been a bit fascinated with it, but it
Speaker 17: wasn't until I was eighteen I really pulled the trigger
Speaker 17: and actually started a business. And then yeah, six years later,
Speaker 17: here we are.
Speaker 1: What's the worst you've seen?
Speaker 17: I mean I've seen some pretty bad stuff, things I
Speaker 17: probably couldn't talk about on radio, but you can let
Speaker 17: your imagination run wild.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's two areas. One is residential, where
Speaker 2: I'm sure you know it's more comical and you would
Speaker 2: have seen some pretty shocking stuff. Howder's places really freak
Speaker 2: me out.
Speaker 1: That's going on, Yeah, mold and stuff.
Speaker 17: Yeah, Hoarder's place is really I'm not a big fan
Speaker 17: of those ones. I just get anxiety walking into a
Speaker 17: place and just seeing stuff piles of the ceiling. I
Speaker 17: like to stay in one place for a short amount
Speaker 17: of time and then move to the next, So those
Speaker 17: really aren't my cup of tea.
Speaker 1: But I do love.
Speaker 17: Residential because generally speaking, people seem to take better care
Speaker 17: of their own homes rather than a lot of commercial spaces.
Speaker 17: We clean like you know, you can you can imagine
Speaker 17: what it's like trying to clean a shopping center now.
Speaker 2: I remember growing up on mean streets to Brisbane in
Speaker 2: a full house for three of the sisters, and I
Speaker 2: remember Mum always just going vinegar, put vinegar on it.
Speaker 2: It was like that was the go to for cleaning everything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is it the go to or is there a better option?
Speaker 17: Well, vinegar is great because it's got that acidity and
Speaker 17: if you combine it with a bit of dish soap,
Speaker 17: in a spray bottle with some water. It's actually a
Speaker 17: very very good cleaner and you can use that for
Speaker 17: ninety percent of the house.
Speaker 3: There are going to be some better stuff or carpet
Speaker 3: or cloth.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it's great for surfaces. It's really good for eating
Speaker 17: away at limescale built up on showers again because of
Speaker 17: that vacidity. But you are going to find some better
Speaker 17: purpose cleaners off the shelf in you know, commercial grade
Speaker 17: stuff and places like Bunnings. But if you don't have that,
Speaker 17: then reaching for vinegar and some dish soap is really
Speaker 17: going to be all you.
Speaker 4: Okay, Jason, Now the internet is full of I'm a
Speaker 4: lazy girl cleaner? Is there a hack to keeping you
Speaker 4: getting your house clean quickly?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Are there things?
Speaker 14: You know?
Speaker 4: If you fluff the pillows, the house look vacuum? Yeah,
Speaker 4: what are some cleaning hacks to make things happen faster?
Speaker 17: I mean there's a lot of cleaning hacks. Some of
Speaker 17: them are a bit more questionable than others. I've seen
Speaker 17: people cleaning with tomato sauce, which I'm not sure why
Speaker 17: you wouldn't just go and buy a bit of spray
Speaker 17: and white reach their own. No, there's a lot of
Speaker 17: good hacks. You can grab an old pillow case and
Speaker 17: throw that over your ceiling fans to dust them. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 17: I've seen. I've seen people using you know, a few
Speaker 17: drops of lemon and some hot water in the microwave.
Speaker 17: Turned that on for a few minutes and then you'll
Speaker 17: be able to wipe everything away with a paper towel
Speaker 17: and then it.
Speaker 3: Doesn't smell like popcorn anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 17: Moves the odor and everything as well, which is great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I've burned popcorn in my microwave the next
Speaker 2: fifteen years. Do I need to throw it for a
Speaker 2: little while with the lemon?
Speaker 17: Throw it out, just a few drops of water with
Speaker 17: some vinegar in a little tray with water, and you're
Speaker 17: good to go.
Speaker 2: Do you have a cleaner or do you do your own?
Speaker 17: It depends. I usually have some of my staff come
Speaker 17: and clean my place.
Speaker 2: Imagine them cleaning for the boss.
Speaker 3: And make sure everything was immaculates.
Speaker 17: They do a good job.
Speaker 3: Can stuff.
Speaker 17: Like to chest not in Melbourne, but.
Speaker 3: It could be like history. Boss, send them over. I'll
Speaker 3: give you a review on.
Speaker 1: Behalf of everyone who has a cleaner. Lucky enough to
Speaker 1: have a cleaner, ask a very important question, Jason, do
Speaker 1: you do it.
Speaker 2: Cheaper for cash?
Speaker 1: Do you expect do you expect us to pre clean?
Speaker 1: Should be clean before the cleaner?
Speaker 17: Do you mean just like tidying or what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Well used to say make you know.
Speaker 1: I even I sort of done the bench tops and
Speaker 1: all that sort of things just point well, because I
Speaker 1: just don't want it to look like a ship show.
Speaker 2: I think that's what it is.
Speaker 17: I think people just feel a bit self conscious about
Speaker 17: having it be too dirty, so they try to get
Speaker 17: it to a standard or to a point that the
Speaker 17: cleanic can come in and then be like, oh these
Speaker 17: people aren't you know? Well you said it, not me.
Speaker 17: But there's there's two types of cleaners. You've got the
Speaker 17: maids and then you've got people who just come in
Speaker 17: and clean. Maids they're going to, you know, fold your laundry,
Speaker 17: they're going to do the dishes, they're going.
Speaker 11: To it's got one.
Speaker 2: They're commonly on a truck.
Speaker 1: I do not.
Speaker 3: I din't that's unfair.
Speaker 17: So but then the cleaner is they'll they'll usually ask
Speaker 17: you to do that stuff and you know, pick things
Speaker 17: up off the floor so that they can just have
Speaker 17: a free surface to clean.
Speaker 3: So, Jason, when cleaners walk into our house, are they're
Speaker 3: judging us?
Speaker 17: I think some people would the stuff I've seen. It's
Speaker 17: pretty hard for me to judge anything, just with the
Speaker 17: sort of cleaning I've done in the past. But you know,
Speaker 17: you've got to realize that most people are just too
Speaker 17: busy to keep on top of their house, and it's
Speaker 17: just it's just we're humans at the end of the day.
Speaker 3: Jason. Now I'm going to throw Clint under here.
Speaker 4: Clin no I know clean out of cleaner who he
Speaker 4: came home one day and found her nude in the shower,
Speaker 4: and she said that's how she cleans people showers.
Speaker 1: She gets it.
Speaker 3: I suggested that it's not normal to take your clothes
Speaker 3: off in someone's house to clean the shower. Do your
Speaker 3: cleaners do that?
Speaker 17: I would be inclined to agree that that's not normal.
Speaker 3: But we think she was just having a shower. Glis.
Speaker 1: It has happened before? Has it?
Speaker 17: Has it happened before?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Not in my experience.
Speaker 1: I mean, this actually happened because she said she did
Speaker 1: a better job when she was.
Speaker 3: Clean to shame Jason. Well done, Jason.
Speaker 4: That note we continue tarnishing Clint's reputation and welcome to
Speaker 4: the club.
Speaker 1: Jason, Jason, what's your favorite cleaning product?
Speaker 2: My favorite toaving supermarket? To pick one? Just going?
Speaker 17: What is every house supermarket or just anywhere?
Speaker 1: What does every house.
Speaker 3: Need something we can all get our hands on.
Speaker 17: Okay, well, there's this really good Australian brand called King's,
Speaker 17: so King's Cleaning Coat. I use a lot of their stuff.
Speaker 17: Actually I use their glass and multi surface cleaner, their
Speaker 17: cream cleanser, and stain the steel conditioner and pretty much
Speaker 17: if you get those three products, you can clean the
Speaker 17: whole house top bottom.
Speaker 3: Okay, King's Cleaning? Is that your business? Jason?
Speaker 17: No, I do know the owners. I don't get any
Speaker 17: kickback from it, but it's their great products and we
Speaker 17: use it in the business.
Speaker 4: How often are people really emptying their toasters cleaning their toasters?
Speaker 3: Do you know that you're supposed to do that, like
Speaker 3: after every second news or something. No, look, Jason's nodding.
Speaker 17: We tell our cleaners to do it every time they
Speaker 17: go into someone's house, and every every time we open
Speaker 17: it up and it's it's full of crumbs. So yeah,
Speaker 17: I don't think people are doing it, but every week.
Speaker 2: Would be good. I'd have a Baker's de lots in
Speaker 2: the bottom my mind.
Speaker 3: I won't get the tray out.
Speaker 2: We are doing the experts. Jason Chipway is our expert
Speaker 2: this morning in cleaning. Hey, Jas, thanks for a really
Speaker 2: good insight in something we all have to deal with
Speaker 2: every single week. Mate.
Speaker 17: Yeah, thanks for the chat.
Speaker 2: Guys. Welcome to you Tuesday. Rest of the kids go
Speaker 2: back today.
Speaker 4: I know, morning Melbourne. Look that fog is slowly lifting,
Speaker 4: but it has been so foggy this morning. Please be
Speaker 4: careful on the roads if you're dropping your kids off
Speaker 4: at school.
Speaker 2: Do you know what activity we did on the school holidays.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know you could actually do this by.
Speaker 1: Week sounds random already and I love it. I'm here
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: Oh mate. By week two of school holidays, you are
Speaker 2: you're just looking for something. And remember we had that
Speaker 2: crappy weather at the start of week two and I
Speaker 2: was like, what are we going to do? You can
Speaker 2: get day passes for hotel swimming pools, but you don't
Speaker 2: have to go on stay at the hotel.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of Crown.
Speaker 2: You could get a day past the Crown.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can at Crown can you can
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 2: The metropolit use the big pool upstairs or the Stauner
Speaker 2: and Steamer.
Speaker 3: And then I know if you go to like get
Speaker 3: a massage or something in the spa, you can.
Speaker 1: Then go and yeah, no, no, you just buy like
Speaker 1: a pooled on Crown.
Speaker 3: You're telling me if I'm.
Speaker 1: Staying at Crown, I don't want one hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: little toe jams running around and there's no room.
Speaker 3: There's no there's no sunloungees by the way, we got
Speaker 3: there first we put our towers down to our sound lunge.
Speaker 3: That's so annoying.
Speaker 2: You're not It doesn't matter. I bought a day pass.
Speaker 3: Now that's I don't think Crown off of that. I
Speaker 3: think you're making that up.
Speaker 2: You're offended.
Speaker 3: You offended.
Speaker 2: You know what you don't want. You don't want my
Speaker 2: crowd in your hotel.
Speaker 3: You're right, your kids we took him to I just
Speaker 3: didn't know that they offered that Crown.
Speaker 2: Did you go to metropold do but it was booked out.
Speaker 2: I took them to the w the w do it.
Speaker 3: I've never been to the w M Melbourne. I still
Speaker 3: don't even know where.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful it's in the Pantscraper, isn't it? Just sorry?
Speaker 1: The Pantscraper?
Speaker 3: Oh, isn't in that building?
Speaker 1: Yeah? In the Pantscraper.
Speaker 3: It looks like pair of pants.
Speaker 1: It looks like a pair of pants, and it's a skyscraper.
Speaker 1: So they call it the pants scraper.
Speaker 2: Explain the nickname, isn't it?
Speaker 3: I think it is heard it? He called the pants building.
Speaker 3: I didn't know he's got pants?
Speaker 1: Great pants?
Speaker 3: Did you make that up? He made up the day
Speaker 3: past the crown.
Speaker 2: I didn't take up the date. You can get a
Speaker 2: date there?
Speaker 1: Which statement is anyone telling?
Speaker 2: Crap?
Speaker 1: I reckon, it's the pool things, not the po thing.
Speaker 3: Show me the link, Send me the link. I might
Speaker 3: go over a swim to da.
Speaker 2: Kids were like shoot upstairs the room.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh no, hey Clinton, Now you you consider
Speaker 4: yourself a our intrepid news reader with all the pre.
Speaker 5: Well, yes, there's there's very little that me or my
Speaker 5: newswriter misses.
Speaker 3: You do such a good job, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: And he's so slect too, like, yes, the five thirty news,
Speaker 2: because we jump ont five thirty and do pre drinks
Speaker 2: and watching Clint just as the news is going to
Speaker 2: where yes stand He looks down and he script on
Speaker 2: his phone. He's like, well, this will be interesting for
Speaker 2: everyone involved. It's the first time I've read it well.
Speaker 3: And also he got his password, Yeah, passwords.
Speaker 2: I forgot what it was. But it was nice hearing
Speaker 2: the reactions of the news reader to the stories.
Speaker 3: When you're hearing them, it's like breaking news to it.
Speaker 4: You did miss a very big news story that I
Speaker 4: saw on Channel nine last night, and as it happened,
Speaker 4: even Paul, my fiance, goes, well, there's there's something you
Speaker 4: can talk about tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Lots here you were going, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know if you heard Peter Mitchell on the news last second?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right by it, please.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 18: Twenty three year old Yizra El mcbaya, it's told she
Speaker 18: can't get a cut and color because it's close to
Speaker 18: closing time. Elma Bayat stunts swinging a pot plant her
Speaker 18: weapon of choice.
Speaker 17: Oh, it's fists matched with a blow dryer.
Speaker 18: Her mother, who was with her at the time, accused
Speaker 18: of faking a faint on the salon floor.
Speaker 4: Okay, so TikToker has gone into a salon and wanted
Speaker 4: to get her color done. Now she's got five hundred
Speaker 4: and eight thousand followers, don't you know who I am?
Speaker 4: And she wanted to get her color done, and they said, sorry,
Speaker 4: we're about to close, we don't have time to do it.
Speaker 3: Next minute, Mum's throwing a plot plant one of the
Speaker 3: hair dresses.
Speaker 2: Just throw a hair hang on hand.
Speaker 3: Mums faked it fainting episode, so.
Speaker 2: They hadn't booked. She rocked up, wanted a free color.
Speaker 4: I don't know if she wanted it free, but she
Speaker 4: definitely wanted to get her color done. It started because
Speaker 4: she couldn't be seen for her color treatment because it
Speaker 4: was too close to the salon's closing time.
Speaker 3: TikTokers have gone wild, guys, So is.
Speaker 1: She the one in the construction.
Speaker 2: Color matches?
Speaker 3: For me, it's the hair dryer being thrown to stop.
Speaker 1: What about the girl?
Speaker 3: The mother? And now, if you go and watch the video,
Speaker 3: the mother does the most elaborate fake faint you've ever said.
Speaker 1: She's still moving, She's not doing very good jobs. That's
Speaker 1: straight to AKA. Surely AKA are doing it.
Speaker 2: Today?
Speaker 4: Do you think people would do anything to get their
Speaker 4: tiktoks and followers?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can't. You can't be rocking up a
Speaker 2: closing time asking for a color. No, that's a that's
Speaker 2: a two hour job.
Speaker 3: Oh you can't do that two hour job? Oh my god.
Speaker 3: You guys have no idea what women go through. If
Speaker 3: you think you can get a cut and color in
Speaker 3: two hours, you've got rocks in your head. It's like
Speaker 3: at least a four hour job.
Speaker 2: Do you think? Okay? Question? And ta'ting me wrong? You
Speaker 2: look lovely every time you leave the hair dressing someone,
Speaker 2: You always look great.
Speaker 1: Do you think I even noticed?
Speaker 3: When have you ever seen me leave a hairdressing? Unless
Speaker 3: you're following me around with binoculars.
Speaker 2: In you, I wouldn't go. I would have got brought
Speaker 2: after four hours? Do you think the end result justifies
Speaker 2: the amount of time you got to sit.
Speaker 1: In that chair?
Speaker 3: Well, there's no option.
Speaker 4: It's like you either sit in the chair and come
Speaker 4: out with your hair looking like that, or you just
Speaker 4: don't sit in the chair and your hair doesn't. Your
Speaker 4: hair just continues to naturally be fair all that night.
Speaker 1: Oh, we wouldn't say that it looks beautiful.
Speaker 3: Oh that's because I sat in the chair for four hours.
Speaker 1: What does one do in the chair for four hours?
Speaker 7: Do you?
Speaker 1: Is it a new idea job?
Speaker 2: Is it headphones or is that headlines? What he said?
Speaker 2: And I up.
Speaker 3: On my phone here on my phone, or do some
Speaker 3: work some emals. Sometimes I'll fall asleep one.
Speaker 2: Of these ladies. I sit out in front of the
Speaker 2: on the door.
Speaker 3: And I never moved the car.
Speaker 9: Do you know what.
Speaker 3: I catchuba to my cellar.
Speaker 1: You know there's drinks to be had.
Speaker 3: They serve wine, champagne.
Speaker 2: You can get behind, but we won't see you out
Speaker 2: the front of the al four.
Speaker 4: And you won't see me moving the car with the
Speaker 4: alfoil and the wrap on. And you won't see me
Speaker 4: throwing pop plants or hair dryers.
Speaker 1: That's that outstanding, isn't it. Some weird stuff goes down
Speaker 1: in shopping centers as well. Shopping centers just bring out
Speaker 1: the worst in people.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the phone. I said to
Speaker 2: Chelta and Courtney. Oh, this is to finish off the renaults.
Speaker 3: Good morning, morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: How long are the renovation has been going for Courtney
Speaker 2: just a four years?
Speaker 1: So what are we going to finish? What is it?
Speaker 15: At the moment, it's the laundry, but we've still got
Speaker 15: the bathroom.
Speaker 4: So with the long lady on the block, they never
Speaker 4: leave enough money, Courtney, you're a police officer. I have
Speaker 4: a question because I saw a police officer in the
Speaker 4: world yesterday and it was there were there were about
Speaker 4: three of them actually on Chapel Street on their motorbikes
Speaker 4: and on a blitz chap Well, yeah, they must be.
Speaker 4: One had pulled someone over and there was two on
Speaker 4: the other side on their bikes just sitting there. And
Speaker 4: I like to get a stat deck side And I
Speaker 4: was like, am I interrupting? If I ask them to
Speaker 4: sign my stat deck right here and right now, would
Speaker 4: they have done that for me?
Speaker 15: Probably not right, Yeah, I'm probably thinking they need a
Speaker 15: stamp for.
Speaker 3: That, so I'd have to go in.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just thought I'll wait till probe the popo coming
Speaker 4: next time I went to the pharmacy.
Speaker 2: In the end today, I don't think leave the officers
Speaker 2: do that. Justcuse me when you finish cable trying that
Speaker 2: guy And.
Speaker 4: It was just about getting a new parking permit if
Speaker 4: anyone's But anyway, Courtney, thanks for answering the question.
Speaker 3: Let's try and win you five thousand dollars today, shall we.
Speaker 2: Easy question for fifty bucks? Meeting question for five hundred
Speaker 2: or you can do what you're doing to roll the dice.
Speaker 11: Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: All right, Courtney, you've got a question lined up. You'll
Speaker 4: hear a three two one countdown. You have to answer
Speaker 4: before the time is up. Just like the police, we
Speaker 4: are sticklers for rules around.
Speaker 3: Dear, good luck.
Speaker 2: You ready to go. I'm ready for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 17: What is the largest type of frog?
Speaker 6: Three two one?
Speaker 3: Hey, my guest was a cane toad? Clinton, I both
Speaker 3: guess cane toes. It's the goliath frogh.
Speaker 16: I wouldn't have never have guessed that.
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 3: They can grow up to thirty three centimeters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they can weigh up to three point six kilos,
Speaker 4: So there as they're as large as a small cap.
Speaker 2: Hey, thanks you giving a crack mate. Have a great day.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You guys too.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine seeing a frog besides the cat?
Speaker 1: That's grass?
Speaker 5: Your queen, Did you come across a lot of cane
Speaker 5: toads in your time?
Speaker 2: Oh man, it's coool holidays? You put dead al on
Speaker 2: their back?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, you never played golf with no
Speaker 3: no one does that one?
Speaker 1: Does that.
Speaker 10: Not?
Speaker 1: Migrate down here? They only got as far as like,
Speaker 1: you're that Barron, We got.
Speaker 3: Them with the Queenslanders liked them.
Speaker 1: Is it like the heat or something? Must be nothing worse?
Speaker 3: They actually found.
Speaker 1: Growing And what what when you just say you did
Speaker 1: the dead old thing? What happens? Apparently it's like Katy
Speaker 1: Perry and the fireworks.
Speaker 3: What wait, what do you mean they go flying into
Speaker 3: the sky.
Speaker 11: Work.
Speaker 3: No, that's cruel. You can't do that.
Speaker 2: I know that's why you don't.
Speaker 6: But yeah, like he just win to us, Queen, Hey, uh,
Speaker 6: how did you get close.
Speaker 1: Enough to if only, if only you exploded to be
Speaker 1: bought them into dead on your back.
Speaker 4: That's just the only thing more discussing than a cane
Speaker 4: toe is an exploding cane toe.
Speaker 2: Fancy did it?
Speaker 15: Ever?
Speaker 1: You get the remnants?
Speaker 2: You got your friends siblings to go and do it.
Speaker 2: I was at the back hold the driver. Just what
Speaker 2: we did on the mean streets of Queens saying people
Speaker 2: they are differently tests, they are pests.
Speaker 6: Yes, Jason and his friends.
Speaker 2: Get your early bird tickets for the Melbourne Cup Carnival
Speaker 2: now at VRC.
Speaker 1: Glad we were there so glad.
Speaker 3: Creatures great and don't we except.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning Melbourne. Just going eleven past eight. Welcome
Speaker 2: to your Tuesday. The news continues to come out of
Speaker 2: the Collingwood football club, Clint the Carlton.
Speaker 1: Will you recall that Carlton played Collingwood on Thursday night
Speaker 1: where this erratic and concerning behavior involving Elijah Holland's first surface.
Speaker 1: Now he has been admitted to hospital overnight. That's four
Speaker 1: days after what the club has described and reported to
Speaker 1: the AFL and the Players Association as a mental health episode.
Speaker 2: So I'll tell you what the amount of footage that
Speaker 2: has come out last twenty four hours of videos fans
Speaker 2: have posted of what they have filmed in the stands.
Speaker 2: I just can't get my head around.
Speaker 3: No one, well, the senior coach should know what's going
Speaker 3: on with his players.
Speaker 2: You would have thought, like VOSSI, all of them, they
Speaker 2: could all be in that pack all day and not
Speaker 2: know to paint a picture.
Speaker 5: Footy clubs now, And it's not just a senior coach.
Speaker 1: There are there are you know, there are doctors, there
Speaker 1: are physios. Hollands has now admitted to the club he
Speaker 1: was struggling with his mental health leading into that match,
Speaker 1: but he wanted to remain on the field during it.
Speaker 1: He's also told the club that it wasn't the result
Speaker 1: of any substance consumed on the night, including drugs or alcohol.
Speaker 1: He submitted to a drug test as well, So the
Speaker 1: NFL and Players Association are now awaiting the results of
Speaker 1: Carlton's investigation.
Speaker 5: But for the time being, Elijah Holland is the man
Speaker 5: we're all thinking about.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, He's welfare and his health has got to be
Speaker 1: the top priority.
Speaker 3: It's certainly what's most important.
Speaker 1: So did you say he did make the club aware
Speaker 1: that he was he was battling. Yeah, I mean his
Speaker 1: mental health battles are well known. You're well documented, he
Speaker 1: has he has struggled in the past, so it wasn't
Speaker 1: really a news flash. But he did make the club
Speaker 1: aware that he was battling.
Speaker 2: In the leak, right, which at least shine some light
Speaker 2: on why they didn't make a scene on the weekend
Speaker 2: but still him play like that. It's one of the
Speaker 2: more and more videos.
Speaker 1: It's one of the most harrowing and incredible things I've
Speaker 1: seen and off and it's a real line of the
Speaker 1: sand moment for the AFL and how they handle instances
Speaker 1: of mental health.
Speaker 2: Sorry, if one of us came to work like that,
Speaker 2: surely you'd step in he go home, you know.
Speaker 1: And when you hear the Collingwood players were had noticed
Speaker 1: that erratic behavior and not his well, I don't know
Speaker 1: about his own teammates, but those inside the four walls
Speaker 1: of the cart and footy club questions is going.
Speaker 2: To be asked.
Speaker 3: It was very sad to watch, so I thoughts with
Speaker 3: him and his family as a battlest.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's just gone thirteen past eight. To lighten the mood.
Speaker 2: You always get enjoyment out of my pain.
Speaker 3: What have you done now?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 10: Not me.
Speaker 2: I want to talk meltdowns on holidays. You know when
Speaker 2: did you have a melt night?
Speaker 1: Not me?
Speaker 2: You know when kids get in arguments over just the
Speaker 2: most stupid nothing.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I do that too, you know, it's just a
Speaker 3: build up a front holiday.
Speaker 2: Wait, you very happy on holidays when you're back coming
Speaker 2: up now, I'll tell you what. The four year old
Speaker 2: absolutely lost it over and there was there was no
Speaker 2: way winning the targument.
Speaker 1: No way.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Melbourne, seventy past day. This is over one hundred.
Speaker 2: You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clinty as well.
Speaker 2: We're doing it thanks to shell Ready Express. I mentioned yesterday,
Speaker 2: shout out to all the parents. We made it. Two
Speaker 2: weeks of holidays, all.
Speaker 4: Schools back today, going back on Wednesday. School drop offs
Speaker 4: happening right now.
Speaker 3: Have fun kids, take it easy.
Speaker 2: On the school zones in effect as well. You know
Speaker 2: what I was watching below deck lass night. You know
Speaker 2: how there's that super yachta and there's a chef and
Speaker 2: they're just making meals constantly. I'm like, that's who I
Speaker 2: was for the last two.
Speaker 3: Weeks, chef, Yes, except you were below deck on was
Speaker 3: not was.
Speaker 2: In Bentley East.
Speaker 1: You have to run activities and all sorts of things.
Speaker 2: Just kids eat in the minute you finished breakfast. What
Speaker 2: do we have now?
Speaker 4: Well, you're lucky because you're off on school holidays, as
Speaker 4: is your wife. Like for parents who have to manage
Speaker 4: press and then go to work, and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 4: it's hard work.
Speaker 2: Our four year old's only just discovered Veggimi.
Speaker 3: Isn't that not the first thing they.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought, But you know it's like he's
Speaker 2: late to the party, loves it all over it, I
Speaker 2: mean enough, all over it and him no, I'm OCD.
Speaker 2: I'm like, here's a here's a cloth swipe every after
Speaker 2: but the only issue the other day. And we've chat
Speaker 2: about this before that sometimes you just can't reason with kids.
Speaker 3: Well, you can't reason with someone who's unreasonable.
Speaker 2: He's just turned forth. I'm still getting how the world works.
Speaker 2: He asked for some toast, VEGGI might toast it. I
Speaker 2: went to make it, and as I've walked out of
Speaker 2: the pantry, he just lost it. And I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 2: what's wrong? And he's like, I don't want that? And
Speaker 2: I said what until you asked, I'm holding the loaf
Speaker 2: of bread. He's I don't want that. I want toast,
Speaker 2: and I said, no, Archie, this is bread. I'm putting
Speaker 2: the bread and the toaster.
Speaker 11: I don't want bread.
Speaker 3: He just thought toasted something different.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to explain to this keep we can't get
Speaker 2: toasted without just.
Speaker 3: Go okay, sure you go over there and I'll go
Speaker 3: fetch you some toast. And then after a while, but
Speaker 3: like full.
Speaker 2: Melt down to teach this kid, I'm like, mate, I'm
Speaker 2: waving this piece of brand, almost flapping it and hits
Speaker 2: hard and warm. Yes in magic machine.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think.
Speaker 4: Sometimes we forget that we're born knowing absolutely nothing. We
Speaker 4: have to learn everything and until someone tells you that,
Speaker 4: how the hell are you supposed to know it?
Speaker 3: There's things I'm still learning.
Speaker 1: Have you also got more sympathy for us because we're
Speaker 1: quite constantly in that position with you trying to explain
Speaker 1: things and you cracking it.
Speaker 11: They had it.
Speaker 3: This applies to adults.
Speaker 4: So I mean rum this morning because he forgot to
Speaker 4: play a sound and then blamed everyone else.
Speaker 2: That's right, let's not go there.
Speaker 3: Oh look he's got big boys, checked.
Speaker 2: The surveillance tape, tape balance, take the studio. I was
Speaker 2: not in the wrong.
Speaker 1: Look you were just.
Speaker 3: But he did throw a tantrum because everyone else was
Speaker 3: against you because it was against the world. Looks gonna blood,
Speaker 3: don't bad.
Speaker 5: I did declare off air that I was sitting on
Speaker 5: the fence.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 3: The biggest in the world.
Speaker 2: Having declared, of course, Oh I'm shocked you've sided with Laurel.
Speaker 2: That's the whole she tells you when you can breathe.
Speaker 3: No, that's the whole. Office is on my side. It
Speaker 3: wasn't even me VERSU was U verse Brodie. I don't
Speaker 3: know how this is my.
Speaker 1: Fault because he stuffed up.
Speaker 3: He wasn't listening. I never listened, but I never make mistakes.
Speaker 2: Thirty twenty four ties did a.
Speaker 15: Cheese, got with no pickles, became with pickles, got home
Speaker 15: and absolutely lost it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shar enough nickles.
Speaker 19: I had this thing with the trolleys in Queensland.
Speaker 1: They have a top basket the trolley's shopping trolley and
Speaker 1: I used to put my bread in squad.
Speaker 2: I get like the trolley had like a top level
Speaker 2: and it was just my favorite.
Speaker 19: Type of trolley and they didn't have any sauce. Sat
Speaker 19: on a chair and cried until my husband in a
Speaker 19: trolley from outside.
Speaker 3: I just dribbled with love is that on a chair
Speaker 3: and cried.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just sometimes things just to you, just like
Speaker 4: after a hard week, and you know what, sometimes it's
Speaker 4: the most petty thing that is the thing that pushes
Speaker 4: you over the edge. You've held it together all the
Speaker 4: way and then they put a pickle on your cheeseburg
Speaker 4: and you didn't want it, and it's reasonable.
Speaker 2: To forget the sauce. You get raw dog nuggets. Oh no,
Speaker 2: that's where they cried, where's the chair of shame? Third
Speaker 2: A and twenty four ten is our number. We got
Speaker 2: freshed up to go in return, how about go boat
Speaker 2: experiences or vouchers the moondog. We're talking tan trips adults
Speaker 2: and kids.
Speaker 3: They would have been plenty over the holidays from both
Speaker 3: parents and children and ladies.
Speaker 2: Feel fred to do partners because we always seem to
Speaker 2: get quite a high volume of female.
Speaker 5: Or on this one when one child has something and
Speaker 5: the other hasn't got.
Speaker 4: Coming home from just coming home from America with my
Speaker 4: friends who are over there and they have they have
Speaker 4: three children, and they had hadn't bought the kid They
Speaker 4: weren't listening. They hadn't bought the kids gifts yet, and
Speaker 4: so we had to do the mad airport run to
Speaker 4: try and brings because they promised that all bring them.
Speaker 4: But one got a big Lego set, one got some
Speaker 4: stuff to it, she's a little girl, and the other
Speaker 4: one got a book. And I was like, oh, go
Speaker 4: back and get another Lego. You can't come back and
Speaker 4: give one a blucker mate.
Speaker 1: No were the car was a.
Speaker 3: Lego set of like a Nike Air Lego set to
Speaker 3: make these shoes.
Speaker 2: Jenny got a book. We're at the car wash and
Speaker 2: they gave all the kids a chopper chop forbid?
Speaker 3: Sorry, a chopper chop, chopper chop?
Speaker 6: What did you call it?
Speaker 1: A chop chop chop?
Speaker 5: A job, choppy job?
Speaker 1: What did you call it a jumper jump? What did
Speaker 1: you corn?
Speaker 2: Chopper chop chop, chopper chop?
Speaker 3: How would you spell that?
Speaker 2: Chop chopper chops, the chopper chops, chopper.
Speaker 1: Chop, chopper chop.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely not a chopper job.
Speaker 1: Not a chopper chop chop job. Anyway, crack it.
Speaker 3: Already expressed fine chopper chops. And then what happened?
Speaker 2: They gave him three different types of chopper chops, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, look.
Speaker 1: Even Aaron riches in it very early. He's laughing at
Speaker 1: you as well.
Speaker 3: Anyway, everyone got a different chopper chop. And then what happened?
Speaker 2: I'm like, mate, you can't give different types ofchopper chops.
Speaker 2: They've got to be the fast for you guys, all right,
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four ten is down number. We are talking tantrums.
Speaker 2: They had it. My son lost it over the holidays
Speaker 2: because he wanted to toast and when he saw me
Speaker 2: bread bread, when he saw me pull the loaf of
Speaker 2: bread out, he lost it. Poorky didn't get kind of
Speaker 2: toasts there in the end, did you. Yeah, blew his
Speaker 2: mind when they toasted pop.
Speaker 5: I told you I want to toast magic machine.
Speaker 4: You need it.
Speaker 3: I got one of these. I don't know why, given
Speaker 3: I'm an adult, but I was very excited about it
Speaker 3: when it was invented. One of those clear toasted and
Speaker 3: toast here like an upright toasted to clean. You can
Speaker 3: watch it and you never get the perfect amount every
Speaker 3: time because you can see it.
Speaker 2: You see and everything.
Speaker 3: We have to clean it.
Speaker 2: Who's cleaning the crumb truck?
Speaker 3: Clean? Cause the fire?
Speaker 2: Do you clean the crumb truck?
Speaker 1: I was told the other day you've got to clean
Speaker 1: it weekly. Yes, I was like, I haven't clean it
Speaker 1: once every now and then give them a bang.
Speaker 6: You don't need to do that.
Speaker 3: You just take the crumb truck.
Speaker 1: You can't get weekly.
Speaker 2: Well, that's right.
Speaker 3: Every time?
Speaker 1: Never done it?
Speaker 6: You've never.
Speaker 1: Has?
Speaker 6: You got to clean it every time?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Every time?
Speaker 1: I do it all the time.
Speaker 2: No, you said sure, you said you've never.
Speaker 3: Done it clean anything?
Speaker 1: Just go buy you house.
Speaker 3: It's because he's got he's got the cleaners, you got
Speaker 3: the staff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mari Anne, have you done the linz?
Speaker 3: Do you even have a dryer.
Speaker 2: On the clothes horse and here's your cash, so there's
Speaker 2: no trace for tax.
Speaker 3: He's a clothes horse guy.
Speaker 5: That's hair issue, not mine. She wants cash, she gets cash.
Speaker 4: Oh cash is annoying though, when do you have cash?
Speaker 4: You got the cleaners, but you're going to the bank.
Speaker 4: You can't even find about.
Speaker 2: He does so many cash jobs himself.
Speaker 3: We just keeps the bicycle of what he's still going through.
Speaker 1: That she wants cash, she's a cleaner. He's cleaning the
Speaker 1: money the fins anyway. But talking tantrums. On thirty twenty
Speaker 1: four to ten, Allison from Brunswick, Good morning to you
Speaker 1: and your family.
Speaker 16: Hey guys, hey you going.
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Your son through a tantrum? What was it over? How ridiculous?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 19: Oh my god.
Speaker 16: Okay, So I was on a long hall flight on
Speaker 16: my own, going from Melbourne to London. This is when
Speaker 16: they were about three and five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're superwoman.
Speaker 16: Me and two kids on my own yep. And the
Speaker 16: lights had gone down. Everyone had eaten their meal, so
Speaker 16: it was quiet time. The kids had fallen asleep when
Speaker 16: we'd got on the plane, so I just left them
Speaker 16: and my five year old woke up and he said,
Speaker 16: where are the bait beans? And I said, what are
Speaker 16: you talking about? And he said the bait beans? Where
Speaker 16: are the bait beans? And then he just started cracking
Speaker 16: it about where's the babyan? And I was so conscious
Speaker 16: of the fact that everyone else was like, thinking, we're
Speaker 16: trying to sleep here. So I literally grabbed him and
Speaker 16: dragged him down the armline mother of the ear and
Speaker 16: put him in the corner. And I was like, where
Speaker 16: are we And he said, what do you mean? I said,
Speaker 16: look around you do you see any shops? No, we're
Speaker 16: on an airplane. Everyone's trying to sleep. There are no
Speaker 16: bait beans. There were never any babans. They can't magic
Speaker 16: any bait beans. And in the end, yeah, he just
Speaker 16: got shoes and crackers and had to be done with it.
Speaker 5: But it was so awful.
Speaker 16: I felt so awful for.
Speaker 2: My anxiety just listening to that story. And then because
Speaker 2: traveling with kids and I won't even take him to
Speaker 2: the Gold Coast.
Speaker 4: Traveling with you is anxiety. The kids don't want to
Speaker 4: go because they're like, I can't do a dad.
Speaker 1: On the sound of crime. Where am I pringles in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night on a plane with your
Speaker 1: eye mask on. There's nothing worse.
Speaker 11: Sorry, listen to you.
Speaker 3: Don't you feel you put.
Speaker 1: Your head put their own plane?
Speaker 3: Shark got canceled.
Speaker 2: Can we get an extra curtain between business and I.
Speaker 3: Can still when I fly first class?
Speaker 2: Children taking my eye mask off?
Speaker 3: I used all my points to get this business class seat.
Speaker 3: Now there's a child.
Speaker 2: Can't you give him a sedative or something?
Speaker 3: Or can't you take on yourself? Knock yourself out like.
Speaker 2: The eminem's.
Speaker 1: Hello Mel, La time Mel.
Speaker 3: You're sixteen year old through a town trum that's a
Speaker 3: good town trum age.
Speaker 15: I know a tantrum because I asked her to finish
Speaker 15: the old bag of grapes before she opens the new
Speaker 15: bag of grape fair point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mama, I want the crunchy one.
Speaker 2: I want the new ones.
Speaker 1: Mom.
Speaker 2: The old ones are left there because we don't like it.
Speaker 4: Mum, why they're even new ones in the fridge if
Speaker 4: the old ones aren't finished? Yeap oh yeah no, you
Speaker 4: shouldn't waste. It's so hard, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I remember the biggest tantrum as a kid I threw
Speaker 2: was when I pulled the Neapolitan ice cream out of
Speaker 2: the freezer and I took the lid off. Tell me
Speaker 2: the pink was gone. All that was there was the vanilla.
Speaker 2: I love everything like And it was like my sisters
Speaker 2: had surgically removed the other flavors that it was perfectly done.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no except you, I love it.
Speaker 3: I hate the chocolate chocolate ice cream. It can go
Speaker 3: in the Boa, the Peak school.
Speaker 2: Oh the pink's grete, but you want that? So yeah,
Speaker 2: they've served that in business. Hello Chloe, Hi, what's the
Speaker 2: tantrum over?
Speaker 14: So it was my now husband. We were setting up
Speaker 14: we go or we used to go camping with a
Speaker 14: whole bunch of mates up to Dargo every year at Easter.
Speaker 14: So we were setting up around the caravan and we
Speaker 14: had a webber and like a little trestle table. And
Speaker 14: he parked the caravan on a hill, so the trestle
Speaker 14: table wasn't standing up straight, so when he put the
Speaker 14: webber on, it was all lopsided. And he's known for
Speaker 14: his hot headedness, so he then he lost it. He
Speaker 14: ended up checking the table, He punched the webber and
Speaker 14: then proceeded to throw it just to a sirt dominance.
Speaker 14: The table went probably twenty meters down the hills. Towards
Speaker 14: the river and the webber flew probably another ten meters slowly.
Speaker 4: And Chloe, at what point did you think it was
Speaker 4: maybe a good idea to say to him? But you
Speaker 4: know it was your fault that you partnered.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, poke the bear.
Speaker 14: After three years, I have not watching him. He just
Speaker 14: turns around and looks at us and just walks into
Speaker 14: the caravan.
Speaker 2: We should ring him after the news and rolled out
Speaker 2: of bed because you stuffed the car park at the
Speaker 2: caravan three years ago.
Speaker 1: Listening was this a pattern of behavior though, Chloe? Does
Speaker 1: he still crack it?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's his name?
Speaker 2: I probably shouldn't disclose how many husbands you.
Speaker 3: No, she knows.
Speaker 4: He still can't laugh about it four years later. No, no,
Speaker 4: at least give him four years and then you can
Speaker 4: laugh having on camping Chloe's husband, caravan Chloe's husband. It
Speaker 4: was your fault because you parked the caravan on the hill.
Speaker 1: Hey put Chloe in her husband on the go boat.
Speaker 3: I love that you can discuss it.
Speaker 2: Hey, Chloe, well to check you on a two hour
Speaker 2: go boat experience.
Speaker 3: You can talk about it all the way.
Speaker 2: Yep, you can have your own boats if you want.
Speaker 2: That's coming your way. You sounds scared. Enjoyed twenty percent
Speaker 2: of adventures with Go Boat Melbourne gift cards perfect but
Speaker 2: unforgetable days on the water like today. Caravan parks are
Speaker 2: the blow ups I've seated caravan parks.
Speaker 3: I bet trying to reverse caravan in that of course.
Speaker 11: Left, that's right, no way.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, we're going to check you around to it
Speaker 2: go to caravan.
Speaker 1: Oh that's why.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning Melbourne and he's just gone twelve to nine. Hey,
Speaker 2: coming up next. Yeah, did you ever play the game
Speaker 2: pictionary when you were young?
Speaker 4: Useless of pictuary? Do you know when I played it
Speaker 4: a lot during COVID lockdowns?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Pictionary, you know where like you have to draw.
Speaker 2: I was burnt by it when I was young. I
Speaker 2: was like, I was like fourteen, and a friend of
Speaker 2: ours that lived across the road had two American exchange
Speaker 2: students staying with us, and it was an all play,
Speaker 2: so I had to draw my friend a guests and
Speaker 2: then we had these two female exchange students. Now I'm fourteen, fifteen,
Speaker 2: you know, do you have a crush on it?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 2: But the exchange students American American exchenses and it's an
Speaker 2: American it's an.
Speaker 1: American dictionaries, yeah, because he had an avery.
Speaker 2: They anyway, the word was period, and so she just
Speaker 2: did a scribble and then a full stop and circled it,
Speaker 2: and her friend went period because in America. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then they both looked what a virtual Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: So I've learned.
Speaker 3: I'm very interested to know how you drew that at fourteen.
Speaker 3: I'd love to know what.
Speaker 2: We're about to try live pictionary on the air. If
Speaker 2: you're listening, we'll let you in on what we're drawing.
Speaker 2: And we're about to live stream on Instagram as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll go live hey is quickly. I saw this
Speaker 4: news article which is quite funny. A teacher has been
Speaker 4: stumped over and answer a kid wrote on their history homework.
Speaker 4: I don't know about you. I was not good at
Speaker 4: doing a doing homework or be history. I feel it
Speaker 4: would have been I love. It wasn't that I wasn't
Speaker 4: interested in it, but I wasn't good at it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Anyway, there was this, you know, there was this question,
Speaker 4: and this was they were talking nineteen forties to nineteen
Speaker 4: fifties history, and the question was what a time?
Speaker 3: I mean, I wasn't even born. But in the nineteen forties,
Speaker 3: Jase was.
Speaker 5: Just a small He's a small attacker a small town.
Speaker 4: I think the telephone was invented and Jase Hawkins, I
Speaker 4: remember the first call. Now one of the question is
Speaker 4: what connections can you draw between the nineteen forties and
Speaker 4: nineteen fifties and modern life?
Speaker 3: And this student has written, I can't draw. Godamn, that's
Speaker 3: a ten out of ten. You get the point for that.
Speaker 2: Now. I'm not a great drawer either, And I thought
Speaker 2: this morning we could do a live round of the
Speaker 2: classic game Pictionary.
Speaker 3: Now, if you want to play a lot, We're live
Speaker 3: streaming on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Hello, we are live sting on Instagram. People listening in
Speaker 2: the car. I'm about to play some loud music in
Speaker 2: Clinton Lawrences, so they won't be able to hear what
Speaker 2: I'm about to tell you, but I will reveal to
Speaker 2: Melbourne what I'm about to draw.
Speaker 3: Yes, and if you want to see the drawing, tune
Speaker 3: into our Instagram.
Speaker 1: A big whiteboard here.
Speaker 3: It's quite modern for us to Instagram.
Speaker 2: And tell me if you can. Can you guys hear me?
Speaker 2: Can you still hear me?
Speaker 1: I've got the music and oh, damn it. That didn't.
Speaker 3: Do you want us to just block? O?
Speaker 1: How's that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, I'm I'm going to be drawing. Can you
Speaker 2: hear me? Harry and Megan? Harry and Meghan? Okay, you're back, Okay, all.
Speaker 3: Right, So you just told all of Melbourne what you're
Speaker 3: about to draw.
Speaker 1: Yes, melourn is going to be amazing.
Speaker 3: You actually heard that?
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 3: Did you know? I didn't?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, First run to guests.
Speaker 3: Do we get a topic?
Speaker 2: Person plays animal, person places the categories?
Speaker 3: I've played it animal, that's very different.
Speaker 1: We're ready, here we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's got it's got two eyes, and it's it's
Speaker 3: a girl.
Speaker 4: It's got long hair, it's got a big smile and
Speaker 4: a big nose, and it's got hands.
Speaker 3: So it's a human. It's a person. It's a person
Speaker 3: with that likes pizza. It's a person with it's a child.
Speaker 3: It's a mother, a mom and a child just the
Speaker 3: child of pimps. Pry it's oh and Megan, Meghan looks rough.
Speaker 3: That's why did you get Prince Harry? So many pimples?
Speaker 2: It doesn't have freckles.
Speaker 3: That's we do one more?
Speaker 1: Did you get Prince Harry?
Speaker 4: Out of that because that I said Prince Harry was
Speaker 4: I thought it was going to be Prince says Diana,
Speaker 4: but it was Megan. No, it wasn't pretty.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going again because you're drawings phenomenal.
Speaker 3: Have you got another topic?
Speaker 2: Okay, stand by hang I'm gonna play music in your ears.
Speaker 3: It's really groundbreaking radio.
Speaker 2: You won't be able to hear no, we can.
Speaker 3: I can hear.
Speaker 2: I can hear me now, I don't think I can
Speaker 2: hear me?
Speaker 1: Can hear me?
Speaker 2: Okay? The next one.
Speaker 1: Is Coach Shell. I will be drawing Coach Sheller.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, we're ready.
Speaker 2: Do you hear me?
Speaker 3: What's the topic?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What's the topic?
Speaker 2: Persam so bad at this place? Or animal? Okay?
Speaker 3: There are three different things though, How is that.
Speaker 2: That's the topic in picture? Okay, there's objects, there's all.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize you were the king of Pictionary.
Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry, mister squiggle upside.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go, don't move me. I like board games,
Speaker 2: so this is.
Speaker 3: Not really a board game though, but one of you.
Speaker 2: Should definitely you know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a whiteboard game.
Speaker 2: Drawing.
Speaker 3: Stop talking, start troing. Okay, it's a person.
Speaker 1: It's a house.
Speaker 3: It's a okay, birthday, it's a TV with a iPod?
Speaker 1: Is that it's a robot?
Speaker 3: It's a person place or an animal? It's not an animal.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's the indoor soccer thing on the table with the soccer.
Speaker 1: What do you call it?
Speaker 11: What is that?
Speaker 4: He's shooting something? It's a man at a shooting range.
Speaker 4: It's a game boy, it's in jail.
Speaker 2: You know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a concert.
Speaker 11: It's cheering.
Speaker 3: It's wow. That's shocking.
Speaker 6: Oh, come on mate, where are all the people?
Speaker 1: Not until these people are cheering?
Speaker 4: So I thought you were at a shooting range and
Speaker 4: those people were on the side were in prison because
Speaker 4: they've gone all the speakers.
Speaker 3: Well, thanks for playing Melbourne. Hopefully that was more fun
Speaker 3: for you than it was.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 15: That is it.
Speaker 2: We are out of here.
Speaker 3: It's been quite a show today.
Speaker 1: It's been busy. And do you know what This sun
Speaker 1: is putting me in a mood, A good mood. It's
Speaker 1: time for a hot girl work walk work hot.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's just pretend we're not live and start again.
Speaker 1: Someone for a hot girl walk for who? For us?
Speaker 1: For a couple of gals.
Speaker 3: You know, hot girl, you're not going to come.
Speaker 2: Next year with the hazards on that as.
Speaker 3: If you're ever going to do that, you're going straight
Speaker 3: on to see it on the couch.
Speaker 5: Hot girl, walk, thank you for being t walking.
Speaker 3: I'm off to the.
Speaker 1: Blasts are.
Speaker 5: Just a regulation or not hot plarties not hot but.
Speaker 3: Not matte reformer.
Speaker 16: I love performing.
Speaker 2: I'm off the meal prep charge, the charge with the
Speaker 2: cooking this week. I've done the menu for the kids.
Speaker 3: What's on it?
Speaker 2: It was chicken schnitz all last night? Tell you what
Speaker 2: crumbing it yourself. There's a lot of work.
Speaker 3: You do feel quite satisfied though when you marry.
Speaker 2: I know, but it's just like the whole production line yesterday.
Speaker 3: It was a good er on the menu tonight.
Speaker 2: Tonight is dark.
Speaker 1: On Tuesday, Ye're doing soft hard.
Speaker 2: I'm doing soft cassides and then I'll do some tacos
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: What else is on the menu this week?
Speaker 1: I haven't got to Wednesday three vege.
Speaker 3: Not meal prepping. You're doing day by day.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but Friday's pizza and pool.
Speaker 4: Party pizza, and it's gonna be hot Friday. That's good
Speaker 4: Boom and take Away on the weekend and we invited
Speaker 4: to the pool party.
Speaker 3: It's been three years now, we're still angling just one
Speaker 3: what if we bring the pizza.
Speaker 2: We'll see how these Friday looksration you won't have his
Speaker 2: old mates over for a swim?
Speaker 3: What what an anim Margaret.
Speaker 1: We're going to the m c J to watch Melbourne Richmond.
Speaker 3: At night.
Speaker 2: But I don't want to getting in traffic from Bentley to.
Speaker 3: You know, you know what.
Speaker 4: We don't want to come. I'd rather sit in my
Speaker 4: box of the house. Or you've sworn around.
Speaker 2: In your richie rich mansion with everybody.
Speaker 11: Bye bye, thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 6: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials.