WEBVTT - "He Called Me by the Wrong Name on Valentines Day!" || HOTLINE

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Anna and I'm Matt.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's jump in.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, ladies and gentlemen, Anna is alive. We've all seen

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<v Speaker 1>her stories. How are you feeling? Don't breathe on me

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<v Speaker 1>too close, though I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 4>I am alive, Thank goodness. Oh my god. I was

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<v Speaker 4>so sick.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember I had a phone call with you and

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<v Speaker 3>literally I was like, geez, can you actually through the.

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<v Speaker 4>Phone coughing out my lug.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So, for anyone who hasn't been following my social media,

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<v Speaker 2>I had parat influenza. Never heard of it before in

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<v Speaker 2>my life?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you no? Not until you told me no?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like, they told me what I had,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, what I genuinely thought I had COVID.

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<v Speaker 4>It was way worse than COVID.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Yeah, Like way worse.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this was more a wet cough, wasn't it, because

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<v Speaker 3>you said it was going to turn it well, like.

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<v Speaker 1>On your lungs.

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<v Speaker 4>It was on my lungs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the doctor thought I had pneumonia, like I ended

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<v Speaker 2>up going for hess X ray. But yeah, it turns

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<v Speaker 2>out it was just a bad case of power influenza.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what was weird?

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<v Speaker 2>Though? It's like, you know, with social media, it's so

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<v Speaker 2>great because everyone like kind of gives you, like their

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<v Speaker 2>two cents and kind of shares with you, like their experiences.

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<v Speaker 4>But then when I.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually told people I had power influenza, so many people

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<v Speaker 2>were terrifying me. They were like, I ended up in

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<v Speaker 2>hospital for like two weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>It was fun to just.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell your Anna print screenedra on them and sent it

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<v Speaker 3>to me and that was She was like stressing, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, wow, that sounds hectic.

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<v Speaker 1>Well was it? She said that?

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<v Speaker 2>She there, she is, I have the residual cough.

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<v Speaker 4>So excuse the cough that's gonna come.

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<v Speaker 1>Through through you guys cannot catch it. Don't worry catch it.

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<v Speaker 4>Matt's worried. But yeah, I'm feeling so much better, thank God.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing that I'm left with is my whole

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<v Speaker 2>neck and shoulders and my abs. Like I've pulled basically

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<v Speaker 2>every single muscle in my body from coughing so much.

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<v Speaker 1>You're telling me this before, That's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So I'm like I've been going to the physio.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, Michael has been massaging me flat out.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just so tired.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what fiancees are for anything that's not their best

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<v Speaker 3>for So are you feeling like you one hundred percent

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<v Speaker 3>this week and attack it?

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<v Speaker 1>Then?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like I'm just like I'm in slay mode as

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<v Speaker 2>of today.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I'm on like healthy eating.

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<v Speaker 2>So we went to my parents' house actually because we're

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<v Speaker 2>looking after their dog with dog sitting, and that's like

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<v Speaker 2>a whole new thing because Michael is now he's never

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<v Speaker 2>had a dog, and he is obsessed with Alfie, who's

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<v Speaker 2>a little groodle.

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<v Speaker 4>He's very cute.

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<v Speaker 3>When you put that story up, I actually showed Jen

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<v Speaker 3>and I said, it's the same as me with Moka,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I never grew up with a dog and now

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just obsessed with like my girlfriend's family's dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Like we were literally sitting in bed last night like

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<v Speaker 2>looking up dogs that we could buy.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, yeah, because that's how obsessed.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael is the same breed like maybe like a big

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<v Speaker 2>Groodle or a Golden Retriever.

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<v Speaker 4>They're just such cute dogs. I feel like that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I can't talk you into a dashound.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get this sausage thing. Like I totally respect

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<v Speaker 2>that you're obsessed with sausage dogs, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>They just look like stretched out a little look.

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<v Speaker 1>Into this face. How can you?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think it's like, yeah, I'm gonna I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>going to get into a debate whether I think dashound's

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<v Speaker 4>a cute or not. That's a I know.

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<v Speaker 1>You do, so I'm going to leave you with that

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<v Speaker 1>because I will argue that.

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<v Speaker 4>One it to the death.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, No, we're at my parents' house until I

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<v Speaker 2>think like Wednesday, and you know what, it's been really

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<v Speaker 2>good because I was stuck in my apartment sick for

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<v Speaker 2>like ten days straight, like didn't leave the house, and

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<v Speaker 2>then we've gone to my parents' house and it's just

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<v Speaker 2>so good. Like I know, they say, what's the quote

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<v Speaker 2>or this saying They say a change is as.

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<v Speaker 4>Good as a holiday, and it really is.

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<v Speaker 2>And I guess that's my recommendation this week is if

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<v Speaker 2>you're feeling like you need like a bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>break in your routine, A change is so good because

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I was talking to before about how this

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<v Speaker 2>time last year, I'd been in Thailand for the whole

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<v Speaker 2>month of January basically because we got stuck there. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>already been to the UK to see family, I'd been

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<v Speaker 2>to Dubai by this time, and like it was a

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<v Speaker 2>busy year. And this year I haven't traveled at all,

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<v Speaker 2>and then on top of that being stuck in the

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<v Speaker 2>house sick, and I know a lot of people are

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<v Speaker 2>getting sick at the moment, I think it is really

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<v Speaker 2>going around. My advice is just to have a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a change, even if that means like stay maybe staycation.

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<v Speaker 2>A friend of mine, Tague, and I saw she went

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<v Speaker 2>camping up in the high mountains and it looked beautiful, like,

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<v Speaker 2>look I try to camping.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she rough camping or like a van?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd love to actually get a van and drive around

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<v Speaker 3>in a van, like would say, different beaches in like

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<v Speaker 3>the Bush area, I don't know, like you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, a nice school area and wake up how

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<v Speaker 3>nice would that be.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is is I feel like you need a

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<v Speaker 2>camping person to take you because we both never camped before,

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<v Speaker 2>and like Michael's never camped. I don't know if Jen's

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<v Speaker 2>camp before. Yeah, like none of us have camped before,

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<v Speaker 2>so we need someone who's like been around a couple of.

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<v Speaker 1>Times, not where the bears are, no, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Equipment that you need.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I couldn't just randomly go camping. I would have

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely no idea. But the thought of doing it in

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful location, like it doesn't sound like the worst idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would love to go camping, Like, like, what

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<v Speaker 3>do you mean like wake tent actually not lamping, like

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<v Speaker 3>an actual tent.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you've lost me.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even laugh without coffee anymore because it's just

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<v Speaker 2>like so triggering that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even know. You've lost me.

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<v Speaker 2>There, I Doah, I can't see doing anything except glaming.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I can't really see myself doing anything.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I couldn't see either of us doing that. So

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<v Speaker 3>maybe if someone wants to take us actual camping, we

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<v Speaker 3>might think about it, but I don't think we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>We should do it. I think that could be like

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<v Speaker 4>a nice thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>You reckon.

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<v Speaker 3>You could wake up in a tent one night on

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<v Speaker 3>the ground, get up crack at dawn.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably costing like a thousand dollars with all of

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<v Speaker 2>the ship I'd have to buy it. To make myself

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<v Speaker 2>feel comfortable, I need like a thick mattress, I need

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<v Speaker 2>a sleeping bag. I don't have any of this.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm picturing like if we go like walking while camping,

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<v Speaker 3>Michael was going to be carrying it all and is

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<v Speaker 3>going to be probably carrying it off to literally yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be carrying it in Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, well you're into the gym at the most couple

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<v Speaker 2>of extra ways there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that was literally when I larning.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought about going to gym again in England and

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get back into it.

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<v Speaker 3>I said to my sisters, I'm going to fill a

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<v Speaker 3>rucksack up of clothes and just walk around.

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<v Speaker 1>And they said, why don't you just run it? Was

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<v Speaker 1>it seems too hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's funny that that's your recommendation, because what I've

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<v Speaker 3>literally just done is I went away on a holiday.

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<v Speaker 3>So I went up to Yeah, it was amazing. So

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<v Speaker 3>Jen's family friend has a house right on Palm Beach.

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<v Speaker 3>She literally walk out the back door, out the back

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<v Speaker 3>gate and you're on the beach.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was honestly amazing. It was I'm in a

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<v Speaker 3>roombat going up because I was so busy with work

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<v Speaker 3>that week and we had things on and I was

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<v Speaker 3>like and then I was like, you know what, fuck it.

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<v Speaker 3>I just bought a last second ticket and I went up,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm really grateful I did because I had a

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<v Speaker 3>really fun time.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to Movie.

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<v Speaker 4>World, I saw that how was that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, apart from the Scooby Doo ride being closed, anyone

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<v Speaker 3>out there, just to let you know, it's closed for

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<v Speaker 3>another year, so hold your breath. They're revamping it so

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<v Speaker 3>when it opens it would be amazing. But like everyone

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<v Speaker 3>loves Discubuty, right, that's the best bit. So you just

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<v Speaker 3>smashed the wild Rest wide, right, I reckon about like

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<v Speaker 3>six times. I don't the Wild West one, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the log one and you go down and the water slash.

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<v Speaker 3>Every didn't even look at like the other ones. I

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<v Speaker 3>hate rollercoasters.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I thought you would have loved them. That's so interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate not being in control.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so like you know, I'm a control a little bit,

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<v Speaker 3>you know me, Like I like to control things around

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<v Speaker 3>me and not being in control of like what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get the fuck out of it.

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<v Speaker 4>You would have loved the thrill of it, though.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well ones that I the ones that I did,

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<v Speaker 3>I love the thrill of it, Like the ones I reckon.

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<v Speaker 1>I could do it.

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<v Speaker 3>If I was offered a bit of money, like say

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<v Speaker 3>they said, like two hundred bucks going that, right, I'd

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<v Speaker 3>be like, yeah, no one is, but you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if someone did that, I would.

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<v Speaker 2>So basically you definitely don't want to go on unless

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting paced.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So he doesn't like.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, And then we just hung out the rest of

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<v Speaker 3>the time, really relaxing. Went to rick Shaw's amazing. There

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<v Speaker 3>have you been there?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I've never even heard of it. What is it?

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<v Speaker 3>It's this restaurant right on like the beach of Burley

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<v Speaker 3>and it's a yeah Agent Fusion, Yeah, yeah, they always

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<v Speaker 3>are and underneath the Burley pab That was amazing and

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<v Speaker 3>just it was nice to get away. So like I,

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<v Speaker 3>like you said, I got itchy feet and I was

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<v Speaker 3>like I want to go away, like I'm in too,

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<v Speaker 3>So that was really fun, but I had to come

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<v Speaker 3>back in time for the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's why I've got got a super Bowl top on.

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<v Speaker 3>Got Tom Brady the Goat. Thank you, Jen brought this

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<v Speaker 3>morning for Christmas. I'm ready to rock it today. All

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<v Speaker 3>the boys straight from here, straight to the pub.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually didn't place in the Fantasy league. I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I made playoffs.

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<v Speaker 3>But so I've got a couple of I've got a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of drinking punishments coming my way, so it should

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<v Speaker 3>be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to be absolutely lit off your tits by

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the day or.

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<v Speaker 3>Drinking package starts at ten am. Yeah, so I'm getting

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<v Speaker 3>there at nine point thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Starts at ten am.

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<v Speaker 2>So that made me get up at five point thirty

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<v Speaker 2>this morning to do this podcast. I mean technically I

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<v Speaker 2>did cancel for the first time because I was sick

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<v Speaker 2>last week.

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<v Speaker 4>That was the first time we weren't in the studio.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, so because you were sick. And then I

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<v Speaker 3>was stressing because I was like, well, I'm for a

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<v Speaker 3>ticket to go away. When are we going to record this?

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<v Speaker 3>But here we are.

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<v Speaker 4>Here, we are right and early.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've got a theme today of Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone, Happy Valentine's Day. What have you got planned this year?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>I actually have nothing planned. I'm going to do some

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<v Speaker 2>planning when i leave the studio.

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<v Speaker 4>Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's actually our one year and a half anniversary

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<v Speaker 2>falls on the day seventeen, so oh yeah, yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday, Oh is it Friday?

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<v Speaker 4>Thursday? Friday?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Michael's planned something special on Friday, so he's asked

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<v Speaker 2>me to leave it free. And I'm assuming we're celebrating

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<v Speaker 2>Valentine's Day and our one and a half year anniversary

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<v Speaker 2>and crazy that we've only been together for a year

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<v Speaker 2>and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally was just now I've got your cough.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it still blows my mind, Like that's so early

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<v Speaker 2>in a relationship.

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<v Speaker 3>It's yeah, like I think about a baby at a

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<v Speaker 3>one and a half year old, they're young. Like if

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<v Speaker 3>you think about like developing, yeah, they're young.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's true. Do you know what's weird as well?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you know what you get worried like once

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<v Speaker 2>you've been together for a little bit, that like you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna lose a spark or the honeymoon phase is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be over.

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<v Speaker 4>I had like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Freak out because I was like, because I was sick,

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<v Speaker 2>I was just not horny at all. Like I was

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<v Speaker 2>so ill, Like I think we like tried to have

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<v Speaker 2>sex and like halfway through, I was just like just coughing.

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<v Speaker 2>He I was coughing. I wasn't feeling it. I was

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<v Speaker 2>like this isn't I'm not having a good time. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, is a honeymoon phase over?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm so stressed out.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now that you're feeling better, have you had sex?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, but like it's I'm still not like back

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<v Speaker 2>to full levels of.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I wouldn't worry about that, to be fair, like

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<v Speaker 3>maybe you just well did it before you got sick?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you not as horny?

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<v Speaker 2>No, before I got sick? Or we love the life,

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<v Speaker 2>but then I got sick.

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<v Speaker 3>Well it could take something as miniscule, well not minsical,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's like this that you're sick and then do

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean, Then you don't have sex

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<v Speaker 3>and then it becomes sort of like a thing, you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that we haven't been having sex, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>just like you know, when you're just like not as.

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<v Speaker 4>Like up and about.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you have a title number for Michael Valentine's Day?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I should get one, maybe you should get Actually no,

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<v Speaker 2>I do have someone from love Honey.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, remember, yeah, there you go.

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<v Speaker 4>I could put some of like the shoot Lingerie back.

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<v Speaker 1>On, spice it up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>I have been.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to spice it up though. It's not that I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't been trying. It's just that, like I think my

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<v Speaker 2>immune system is still really low. So I'm not like

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean or do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to say.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not like you know, if your body's focusing more

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<v Speaker 3>on healing than being.

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<v Speaker 2>Horny essentially essentially, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Lucky for me, it doesn't worry about healing. It's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Try and get try getting para influenza, and then see

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<v Speaker 2>how you're feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon, I'll probably get it end sitting across here

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<v Speaker 1>from you.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe you could use a bit of it, just like, yeah, no.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not gonna happen my hornings overcome that. Well, that's

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<v Speaker 3>all right, So maybe you just chuck a title number

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<v Speaker 3>on Valentine's Day. You guys have a nice do you

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<v Speaker 3>have any idea what he's doing. Surely you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm assuming it's just like dinner plans on Friday, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but like I do want to do something nice for him,

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<v Speaker 2>because obviously he's always super thoughtful.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I've taken the rains this Valentine's Day, have you? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>So I'll get into why. I last year was a

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<v Speaker 3>bit ship of Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>But this year, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>My god, I remember that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I'll tell that, but I'll focus on this

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<v Speaker 3>year first. I'll start with the dessert this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'll get to the veggies.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this year, I've taking the rain. So tomorrow night

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna get us Jen and I some dinner, nice

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<v Speaker 3>bottle of champagne, and we have our spot, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>our spots.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's what. No, I can see why you think that.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's isn't that why you asked her out?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I did, but no, we found a better place.

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<v Speaker 3>Were like early on in our relationship, we were like

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<v Speaker 3>during COVID, We're like, all right, let's go on a date.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's take each other on a date. So we had

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<v Speaker 3>limited places. I took it to one spot at this

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<v Speaker 3>Gulf Park it sucked. And then she took me to this,

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<v Speaker 3>and she took me to this lookout. I don't really

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<v Speaker 3>want to tell people, so they go there because it's pretty, like.

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<v Speaker 4>It's your Valentine's you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>Oversaturated.

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<v Speaker 3>We went there for New Year's and it out overlooks

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<v Speaker 3>the city on the beach and there's like rocks.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm just going to get a pizza, nice bottle

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<v Speaker 3>of champagne, and we'll sit there.

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<v Speaker 1>I already got over.

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<v Speaker 4>Love Heart pizza. Have you seen those?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I haven't seen that.

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<v Speaker 4>The pizza places are doing like Love Heart pizzas, which

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like is extra key.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I might have to find one that does that.

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<v Speaker 1>Then maybe I make.

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<v Speaker 4>My own pizza in my heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Very cute. That's very cute. That's something to steal that

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<v Speaker 1>and I've thought it.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously a book, because we get each other books for

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<v Speaker 3>every celebration we have gifts, so that would be nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Last year, unfortunately we didn't get to spend Valentine's Day together.

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<v Speaker 3>So super Bowl Day coincidentally landed on Valentine's Day. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>but that's not the reason we didn't hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually shocked that you're telling this story because last

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<v Speaker 2>year we were going to tell this and you were like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell it, like legal reasons, I cannot tell

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast it.

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<v Speaker 3>Happened, which killed me because it was actually like to me,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a funny story and pretty entertaining.

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<v Speaker 4>Funny, but also stressed, very.

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<v Speaker 1>Stressful, and very sad.

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<v Speaker 3>So super Bowl Day was on Valentine's Day, So if

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<v Speaker 3>this hadn't happened, I wouldn't have probably probably wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 3>spent Valentine's Day together anyway like super Bowl, but we

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<v Speaker 3>understood that you.

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<v Speaker 4>Always put super Bowl before Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically the real boys, it's Christmas.

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<v Speaker 4>For me, it is. There are some downfalls, downfalls of dating.

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<v Speaker 1>The super Bowl comes first, but.

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<v Speaker 4>You always make an effort to do other things.

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<v Speaker 3>So we spent the Friday and Saturday night we went

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<v Speaker 3>out for nice didners. Last year, I made up for it,

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<v Speaker 3>so you have to. So what happened was I'll tell

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<v Speaker 3>from the start. Early on dating Jen, we were driving.

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<v Speaker 3>It was during lockdown, we had nothing to do. We

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<v Speaker 3>drove to the local bottle shop on Chapel Street. I

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<v Speaker 3>did a parallel park. I don't know the guy tutored me.

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<v Speaker 3>He said that I hit him. We agreed that I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't hit him.

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<v Speaker 4>We agreed that he didn't hit we both did.

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<v Speaker 3>We shook hands and said I didn't touch his car.

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<v Speaker 3>We went our separate ways.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Oh, yeah, that's right, I forget.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't have insurance at the time, which is so

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<v Speaker 3>fucking dumb. And this is a lesson. This is my recommendation,

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<v Speaker 3>Actually always have car insurance. I didn't have it because

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<v Speaker 3>I was driving my excess car before that. Then we're

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<v Speaker 3>in lockdown and last episode, I'm so dumb with my funds.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even realize that, like my car intruderents wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>coming out of my account. So a couple of weeks past,

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<v Speaker 3>then panel Beater calls me. He says, I owe him

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<v Speaker 3>thirteen thousand dollars. Someone's car that I hit is damaged.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, mate, this is a prank call, hung up,

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<v Speaker 3>ignored it. Later on, I got summoned to court.

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<v Speaker 4>To pay you guys had exchanged details.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we didn't know. We didn't exchange details.

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<v Speaker 4>How did he know that?

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<v Speaker 5>You're not? So?

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<v Speaker 3>I think he might have taken fire of my number plate,

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<v Speaker 3>And I think that panel of the Vedas or something.

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<v Speaker 3>They have an ability to search it, I think on

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<v Speaker 3>like some website.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, so they found your details.

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<v Speaker 3>So I found my details. Then I got like subpoenaed

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<v Speaker 3>or served whatever it is, got someoned to the magistrate's

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<v Speaker 3>court on the fourteenth of November of fourteenth or February.

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<v Speaker 4>Crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm going to briefly tell the story. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to go into too much details so legal yeah, and

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<v Speaker 3>just just so I don't want to like it. If

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<v Speaker 3>I told this story long, it would go for ages.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I got some legal advice not to get

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<v Speaker 3>a lawyer, which was in hindsight very dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>He was at the magistrate's court.

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<v Speaker 3>So the fourteenth of feb last year, we go to court,

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<v Speaker 3>me and the guy and his lawyer, and he had

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<v Speaker 3>a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 1>He had witnesses were black people that like.

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<v Speaker 4>He How would you have witnesses people.

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<v Speaker 3>That had assessed the car? The panel leader that fixed it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just one big scam. Yeah, long story short.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually had to cross examine him and his witnesses.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fucking so full on.

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<v Speaker 2>You cross examined someone in a court room a you okay,

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<v Speaker 2>like no story like it just blows my mind. Like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so let's just fast forward from my perspective, Matt's going

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<v Speaker 2>to court in three months time, and I'm like, you

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<v Speaker 2>need to get a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 4>You're going to court.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, Matt was like, I know I didn't hit this guy,

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<v Speaker 2>So if I was getting a lawyer, it makes me

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<v Speaker 2>look like I'm trying to protect myself that like I'm guilty,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm just going to go in by myself because

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<v Speaker 2>nothing happened. Meanwhile, this guy's lawyered up. He's got all

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<v Speaker 2>of these people ready to go, and he's suing that

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<v Speaker 2>for all of this money. And that's rolling in trying

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<v Speaker 2>to fucking cross examine someone when he's never taking a

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<v Speaker 2>legal class in his life.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I had to cross examined him. It was

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<v Speaker 3>so bad. I had no questions, I had nothing. I

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<v Speaker 3>ended up asking him did I hit you? And he

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<v Speaker 3>said yes, And I remember just like turning around and

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<v Speaker 3>being like, I can't deal with fucking liars, and then

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<v Speaker 3>like walked back to myself.

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<v Speaker 4>He said I can't deal with fucking liars. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>It was the judge like are you.

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<v Speaker 1>The judge is okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I think he realized that, like I didn't understand the

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<v Speaker 3>severity of the situation.

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<v Speaker 4>How much did he see you for?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thirteen and a bit worth of damage and then

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<v Speaker 3>six thousand for his loyal lawyer fees, So it came

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<v Speaker 3>to like twenty K.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad you can laugh about it now because that

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<v Speaker 4>was a dark day.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fucking brutal. So what happened, Well, I obviously lost.

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<v Speaker 3>I could have like appealed it, and I was just

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<v Speaker 3>like I don't want to go through that all again.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just was like, fuck it, I'll just pay.

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<v Speaker 3>So I paid him and just kept got it out

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<v Speaker 3>of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>But you didn't hit this guy?

0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:00.679
<v Speaker 6>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well the judge said that I did, so that

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<v Speaker 1>is crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, well, one bit of evidence was there's how did

0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:10.600
<v Speaker 3>I do thirteen k worth a damage and there's to

0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:12.040
<v Speaker 3>his car but nothing to mine?

0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like, how does my canto have a scratch?

0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:17.320
<v Speaker 2>And he I remember you called me and you were like,

0:20:18.080 --> 0:20:20.760
<v Speaker 2>this guy thinks I hit him and I definitely didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Gem was in the car.

0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:25.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So how do you go parallel parking at like

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<v Speaker 3>five kilometers an hour and do thirteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Like on to like his what type of car.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he have jeep?

0:20:32.080 --> 0:20:38.200
<v Speaker 4>They're indestructible, supposedly.

0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:36.880
<v Speaker 1>Supposed a tap.

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<v Speaker 3>So that was my Valentine's Day horror story. I obviously

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<v Speaker 3>like lost the court case, cried for a little bit

0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:47.719
<v Speaker 3>and realized the boys were still out, put on my jersey,

0:20:47.760 --> 0:20:52.080
<v Speaker 3>went out and just got got ship faced with the boys.

0:20:52.440 --> 0:20:54.920
<v Speaker 3>I mean, look, I paid the money, I've saved back

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<v Speaker 3>up what I spent, and like, you know, like just

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<v Speaker 3>on and it's annoying. I would have double what I've got,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, you know what I mean, Like, well more

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<v Speaker 3>than what I've got now, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just annoying.

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<v Speaker 4>I felt really bad for you. It was not good.

0:21:06.560 --> 0:21:08.760
<v Speaker 3>It's not good. No, it is what it is, though

0:21:08.840 --> 0:21:11.440
<v Speaker 3>you learn. So that's my recommendation. Always have car insurance.

0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:13.639
<v Speaker 4>Fuck do you reckon?

0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:16.480
<v Speaker 2>That guy like looked you up, maybe like recognized you

0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:18.359
<v Speaker 2>saw that you'd been on TV and thought like you

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<v Speaker 2>were rich.

0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:21.400
<v Speaker 1>I reckon little did.

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<v Speaker 4>The negatives.

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<v Speaker 1>And it all happened around the same time. Someone like

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<v Speaker 1>it was a bad time. It was a bad time.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, hopefully none of the wheres your head out fam

0:21:34.000 --> 0:21:36.919
<v Speaker 2>have to go through this after this recommendation, check your

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<v Speaker 2>car insurance and make sure it's still coming down.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I've said to everyone in my family as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, there's two things I learned. Lawyer up and

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<v Speaker 3>always have car insurance, two things that I've always and

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<v Speaker 3>it looked to be fair.

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<v Speaker 1>It was on my fault.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't have co insurance. I was fucking silly. I

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<v Speaker 3>was driving my excess car for ages broke out with

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<v Speaker 3>her maybe three months for four months. Didn't even think

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<v Speaker 3>about it because I wasn't driving anywhere. My car was

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<v Speaker 3>sitting on the driveway.

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<v Speaker 4>You're in lockdown?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, where was I driving to? Like this? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't didn't think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you don't have a car, and I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to think about this. Can you believe I still don't

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<v Speaker 2>have a car as well?

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<v Speaker 1>That's wild.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like Michael and I live together now and he

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<v Speaker 2>has a car, and like we just share the car.

0:22:17.119 --> 0:22:19.480
<v Speaker 4>We only have one spot. Anyway, I couldn't do.

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<v Speaker 1>That Jen and I because Jen wants to sell hers.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, well, I have a work car

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<v Speaker 1>and my car, so.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you could definitely do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I could definitely do it. Yeah, but I just feel.

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<v Speaker 4>Like when you live in the city, there's really no

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<v Speaker 4>need for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if we moved out into the suburbs, have you

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<v Speaker 2>called public transport at all? No, But like if I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going anywhere, then I need to Yeah, I get a

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<v Speaker 2>new butt.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like fifteen dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say that anywhere basically, and then if

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<v Speaker 2>I need the car during the dow just drive Michael

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<v Speaker 2>to work and then pick him up.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so easy and save so much money.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to say, yeah, well in car insurance is

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<v Speaker 3>what one thousand dollars a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know, compared to twenty thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Like just that's what kills me, just to think that

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<v Speaker 3>I just fucking for like just slip my mind. I mean,

0:23:08.160 --> 0:23:09.920
<v Speaker 3>like I said, like I said from when it half

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<v Speaker 3>of him, like two days after after I was over,

0:23:11.760 --> 0:23:13.439
<v Speaker 3>I was like, fuck it, it's a funny story to

0:23:13.480 --> 0:23:15.720
<v Speaker 3>tell that round tables that the rest of for the

0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:17.639
<v Speaker 3>rest of my life, like a life lesson I learned.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you think it's funny, because if I had

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<v Speaker 2>to pay twenty K to repair someone's card that I didn't,

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't be finding it funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I Lily just transferred it through BSB and like it

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<v Speaker 3>was fucking heartbreaking, the whole like my whole savings.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, man, I feel bad. I feel so

0:23:35.480 --> 0:23:39.280
<v Speaker 2>bad for you. Hopefully, hopefully everyone else feels as bad

0:23:39.280 --> 0:23:41.199
<v Speaker 2>as I do for you and you can get some

0:23:41.280 --> 0:23:42.160
<v Speaker 2>sympathy for what you.

0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:43.800
<v Speaker 4>Went through a bit. I mean, I feel like this

0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:46.000
<v Speaker 4>guy is just like a criminal.

0:23:46.080 --> 0:23:49.080
<v Speaker 1>He's a crook. I had to scam itten all over it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he saw opportunity. I don't want to say opportunity

0:23:53.400 --> 0:23:54.680
<v Speaker 4>and pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say too much.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can't say too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say too much. I have my opinion

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 4>I told you that my rent went up five hundred

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<v Speaker 4>dollars a month.

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<v Speaker 1>It went up five hundred or it went up to

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>No, so it all so I was already paying what

0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:11.159
<v Speaker 2>I was paying, and it's gone up an additional five hundred.

0:24:11.240 --> 0:24:12.800
<v Speaker 1>That's extortion. That's extortion.

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<v Speaker 4>It's extortion.

0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:16.399
<v Speaker 2>So it's like gone up like twenty five percent or

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<v Speaker 2>something crazy, thirty percent.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nuts, Like that's not even that's got to be illegal.

0:24:22.119 --> 0:24:24.920
<v Speaker 2>I think I think they can do it because I'm

0:24:25.400 --> 0:24:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I was in a yearly contract, but then after that

0:24:28.880 --> 0:24:31.440
<v Speaker 2>it just automatically goes month to month. And when you're

0:24:31.440 --> 0:24:33.840
<v Speaker 2>month to month and not like locked in, they.

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<v Speaker 4>Can put it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Why because they want to get rid of you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, just because of all of the inflation everything's going on.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so our rent's gone up.

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<v Speaker 2>So now since we've been living at my parents' house

0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:49.719
<v Speaker 2>having a little bit of a sea change for the

0:24:49.760 --> 0:24:53.880
<v Speaker 2>past few days and all weekend, me and Michael kind

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:54.240
<v Speaker 2>of like.

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<v Speaker 4>Could we live in the suburbs? Do we think that

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<v Speaker 4>this is a vibe?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you could?

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<v Speaker 5>You?

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<v Speaker 4>I actually think think I could.

0:25:00.880 --> 0:25:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I could. I could move back out as well.

0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:05.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like I actually kind of like it.

0:25:05.840 --> 0:25:09.160
<v Speaker 2>I like being in like walking distance to some nice

0:25:09.240 --> 0:25:09.960
<v Speaker 2>local shop.

0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:12.560
<v Speaker 1>It is cool being off Chapel Street, both of us.

0:25:12.760 --> 0:25:14.159
<v Speaker 4>I'm really off Chapel Street.

0:25:14.240 --> 0:25:16.680
<v Speaker 2>I hate to say, anyone who's listening from Melbourne, and

0:25:16.720 --> 0:25:19.199
<v Speaker 2>Chapel Street used to be like the go to place,

0:25:19.720 --> 0:25:20.880
<v Speaker 2>and I just feel like.

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<v Speaker 4>It gross.

0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:26.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I don't really like going out on

0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:29.600
<v Speaker 3>Chapel Street, but coincidentally, everything always finishes on or ends

0:25:29.640 --> 0:25:30.639
<v Speaker 3>up on Chapel Street.

0:25:30.960 --> 0:25:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it is good to get home that way.

0:25:33.800 --> 0:25:36.399
<v Speaker 4>I guess. So I don't know. I'm just like tossing up.

0:25:36.400 --> 0:25:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I could see you living back in the urbs. You've

0:25:38.080 --> 0:25:40.760
<v Speaker 1>got the ring. Now you're looking at a dog house

0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:41.600
<v Speaker 1>in the verbs.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I'm just kind of like.

0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:48.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Maria, it's all falling into place.

0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:51.840
<v Speaker 2>No, we're gonna I don't want to have a baby

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:54.160
<v Speaker 2>before the wedding. I think people think that I've taken

0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:57.080
<v Speaker 2>out my Marina because I want to, Like, you don't

0:25:57.080 --> 0:25:57.359
<v Speaker 2>want you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't want to have the dress refitted?

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<v Speaker 4>I definitely, I definitely don't want to have the dressary.

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<v Speaker 4>No way I'm going to say this. I'm going to

0:26:04.600 --> 0:26:09.760
<v Speaker 4>jinx myself. Let's get into the hot last. Hello, you've

0:26:09.800 --> 0:26:10.840
<v Speaker 4>reached Anna and Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't get to the phone right now.

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<v Speaker 4>But please leave us a message on our hot line

0:26:15.160 --> 0:26:15.920
<v Speaker 4>after the beat.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so our first caller on the hot line is.

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<v Speaker 6>Jess him at Nana.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Jess here.

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<v Speaker 6>I've god before colleg again for the Valentine's Day messages,

0:26:28.960 --> 0:26:34.960
<v Speaker 6>because I have a pretty funny little Valentine's Day fail story. Basically,

0:26:35.160 --> 0:26:37.960
<v Speaker 6>I was just seeing a guy and it was pretty

0:26:38.000 --> 0:26:40.199
<v Speaker 6>new that we're only dating for a few weeks and

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<v Speaker 6>then Valentine's Day. Hip he said, we won't do anything

0:26:44.320 --> 0:26:47.679
<v Speaker 6>for Valentine's Day because like it's too early and we

0:26:47.760 --> 0:26:51.960
<v Speaker 6>don't know whatever. But on the morning of Valentine's Day,

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<v Speaker 6>I got a text from him. My name is Jess,

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<v Speaker 6>but the text said Happy Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 4>So I just blocked him.

0:27:04.200 --> 0:27:07.440
<v Speaker 6>I didn't bother asking what was going on, whether he

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:10.239
<v Speaker 6>forgot my name or was meant to send it to

0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:14.119
<v Speaker 6>someone called Erica, But either way, no thanks.

0:27:14.840 --> 0:27:16.720
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, that is so sad.

0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:20.399
<v Speaker 3>I just I couldn't block him or her, like I

0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:21.720
<v Speaker 3>couldn't block someone straight away.

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:22.800
<v Speaker 4>I need to know.

0:27:22.920 --> 0:27:25.280
<v Speaker 1>I would need to know do that. I'd be like, haha,

0:27:25.400 --> 0:27:27.000
<v Speaker 1>wrong person, Like I'd want to know what the fuck

0:27:27.119 --> 0:27:27.480
<v Speaker 1>was going on.

0:27:27.520 --> 0:27:28.480
<v Speaker 4>I'd want to call them out.

0:27:28.600 --> 0:27:31.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my care definitely, the curiosity or whatever would kill me.

0:27:31.520 --> 0:27:33.240
<v Speaker 1>I'd just be like, fun, I won't know why he

0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:35.360
<v Speaker 1>did this. Who it was? Yeah?

0:27:35.240 --> 0:27:36.320
<v Speaker 4>Who the fuck is Erica?

0:27:36.560 --> 0:27:40.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, you'd be raging. Even if it was just a.

0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:43.600
<v Speaker 4>I would be fuming. That's so mean. So obviously, he'd

0:27:43.640 --> 0:27:45.160
<v Speaker 4>said to Jess.

0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:49.320
<v Speaker 2>We aren't celebrating Valentine's Day, probably because he was celebrating

0:27:49.320 --> 0:27:50.600
<v Speaker 2>with Erica or.

0:27:50.560 --> 0:27:52.919
<v Speaker 3>Maybe yeah, and then Jess was like yeah, cool, and

0:27:52.920 --> 0:27:55.199
<v Speaker 3>then Erica was like, well no, I want to celebrate it.

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:58.159
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever been with someone like dating him? And

0:27:58.160 --> 0:27:59.479
<v Speaker 3>then Valentine's Day pops up?

0:28:00.359 --> 0:28:01.959
<v Speaker 4>It gets a bit all, doesn't it.

0:28:01.960 --> 0:28:03.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm feel like, if.

0:28:03.200 --> 0:28:05.959
<v Speaker 2>You're newly dating someone, it's kind of this awkward thing

0:28:06.000 --> 0:28:06.560
<v Speaker 2>where it's.

0:28:06.440 --> 0:28:10.000
<v Speaker 3>Like, let's say, not even official, yeah, not official, maybe

0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:10.840
<v Speaker 3>not even exclusive.

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:14.000
<v Speaker 2>You're not even exclusive when you're just seeing someone, like

0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:16.000
<v Speaker 2>maybe you've gone on like three or four days, and

0:28:16.040 --> 0:28:17.560
<v Speaker 2>then Valentine's Days coming up.

0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:20.280
<v Speaker 4>I feel like they should still.

0:28:20.080 --> 0:28:22.480
<v Speaker 2>At least send you like a message, and they should

0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:24.200
<v Speaker 2>take you out on a date that night.

0:28:24.560 --> 0:28:25.879
<v Speaker 4>Like they don't need to get you anything.

0:28:25.920 --> 0:28:28.520
<v Speaker 2>They could maybe give you like a single rose as

0:28:28.560 --> 0:28:30.440
<v Speaker 2>like a token of like I like you.

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 1>But what happens if you are like the exclusive chat

0:28:33.640 --> 0:28:36.600
<v Speaker 1>hasn't happened and you're seeing multiple people like I.

0:28:36.480 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 4>Guess, well, then that pisces me off.

0:28:40.080 --> 0:28:42.120
<v Speaker 1>I remember I was sort of seeing this girl. This

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<v Speaker 1>was years ago, and because I was still doing at

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<v Speaker 1>mums and we were at the point where it was

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like what are we? What are we?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was sort of like I was young, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was maybe like, what twenty one, I reckon, not

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<v Speaker 3>even twenty two, twenty one, and I was like, you

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<v Speaker 3>know what, come around, I'll cook you a barbecue. I

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<v Speaker 3>cooked your barbecue. I got her like a single rose,

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<v Speaker 3>left it on her plate. And that actually not fucking

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<v Speaker 3>me over.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know, so she ended up sucking me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great, did that do? But she fucked me over?

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<v Speaker 1>To be fair, the guy she fucked me over, which

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<v Speaker 1>she's still with.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Our next caller is anonymous, so you know this always

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<v Speaker 3>a nerve.

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<v Speaker 5>Wracking Hey, guys. Okay, So me and Matt's first Valentine's Day,

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<v Speaker 5>which was last year. I was a few days before

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<v Speaker 5>Valentine's Day because Matt had a court case against him

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<v Speaker 5>at the nunch Ship's court. I'm not going to get

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<v Speaker 5>into detail. I'm sure Matt has filled you all in

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<v Speaker 5>about that, but I'm not dating a criminal. He's no

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<v Speaker 5>crim I promise that. As Matt likes to say, the

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<v Speaker 5>justice system let him down. So anyone who knows Matt

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<v Speaker 5>will know he's a huge NFL supporter. He plays fantasy

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<v Speaker 5>football with his mates every Monday morning. I'm woking to

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<v Speaker 5>the game on our TV at six am in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 5>Super Bowl fell on Valentine's Day last year, so I'm

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<v Speaker 5>feeling so sorry for all all us girls who fell

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<v Speaker 5>victim to this. He was on Valentine's Day and super

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<v Speaker 5>Bowl was on Valentine's Day. He couldn't attend super Bowl

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<v Speaker 5>with the boys. So it's the one day that Matt

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<v Speaker 5>lips for besides Christmas. So I took the day off.

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<v Speaker 6>Work to be his support.

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<v Speaker 5>I had to watch him defend himself in court all

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<v Speaker 5>day by himself. It's out a lawyer. That's another story

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<v Speaker 5>that I can't even get into. So in between sessions,

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<v Speaker 5>he's watching the game.

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<v Speaker 4>He's crying.

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<v Speaker 5>He's an emotional wreck. He ends up.

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<v Speaker 4>Losing his court case.

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<v Speaker 5>He got sued twenty thousand dollars. So after the hearing,

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<v Speaker 5>he collapsed on our band crying. I mean I would

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<v Speaker 5>too if I got sued twenty thousand dollars. But it

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<v Speaker 5>basically had to dress him in his NFL jersey, get

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<v Speaker 5>a beer out of the fridge for him, and drive

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<v Speaker 5>him to his mates on Chapel Street, and I just

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<v Speaker 5>remember him sitting in the passenger seat with my car,

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<v Speaker 5>wearing his jersey, holding his beer, balling his eyes out.

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<v Speaker 5>I felt so sorry for him, but yeah, I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>know if he was crying because he got sue twenty

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<v Speaker 5>grand or crying because he missed Super Bowl. But I

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<v Speaker 5>was telling him, don't worry, babe. This time next year,

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<v Speaker 5>we'll be laughing about it, and thank god we are

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<v Speaker 5>so a Valentine's Day I will never forget. And I

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<v Speaker 5>can't wait to see what he has planned for us

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<v Speaker 5>this year.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's funny that she told her.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so from her side, it sounds pretty rough, doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>it sound.

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<v Speaker 4>Was absolutely terrible, though. I feel like you kind of

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<v Speaker 4>need to step up this year.

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<v Speaker 5>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've gone the more, planning a lot on that though.

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<v Speaker 3>She was meant to be my witness because she was

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<v Speaker 3>in the car, and she was just like, nah, she's

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<v Speaker 3>she got a bit scared, like not because she didn't

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<v Speaker 3>want to do it for me, but she got scared

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<v Speaker 3>because it was full cross examining her.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, look, I've lost at this point, babe.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. I don't don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no point putting you through this because I I

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<v Speaker 3>realized I'd lost the moment I got there and they

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<v Speaker 3>had full lawyers.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, that is crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and to be fair, god love her. She was

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<v Speaker 3>trying to get me to Chapel Streets so quickly. She

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<v Speaker 3>actually got a speeding fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you pay it?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I did?

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<v Speaker 4>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>No, maybe I know that was a different That was

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<v Speaker 1>a different one I.

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<v Speaker 3>Got in her car. But yeah, she was trying to

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<v Speaker 3>get me there. She got a speeding fine. Poor thing.

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<v Speaker 4>You should have paid that.

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<v Speaker 2>You really.

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<v Speaker 3>Down It was a speeding fine. Yeah, so she was

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<v Speaker 3>like I remember that. Yeah, yeah I was. I was

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<v Speaker 3>pretty inconsolable. And she did a very good job at

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<v Speaker 3>looking after you after me, and I appreciate her for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh my god. That really is a Valentine's Day

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<v Speaker 4>that you will both never forget.

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<v Speaker 1>Very horror story.

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<v Speaker 3>As far as Valentine's Day stories go, don't worry, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 3>if you're listening, you will appreciate tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Valentine's Day gift.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got four very cute you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>This Valentine's Day fuck, like go the extra mile for people,

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<v Speaker 2>I think, making people happy and doing like romantic things

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<v Speaker 2>and big gestures like it's so nice and if you

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<v Speaker 2>do make it memorable, Like, let's that's the thing about

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<v Speaker 2>life as well, Like I think, celebrate the small things.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're in a good place with someone, like make

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<v Speaker 2>it known, like, don't hold back those feelings. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 2>you never know what's going to be happening next year,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you're not with them, maybe you'll regret it.

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<v Speaker 3>So, like you said, Valentine's Day is a day for

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<v Speaker 3>big gestures. So maybe ask that person out you won't

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<v Speaker 3>want to go out with, Maybe ask him on a

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<v Speaker 3>day like, Yeah, you know, if you really like someone,

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<v Speaker 3>you asking me out on Valentine's Day, you're setting the tone.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, put yourself out there? Why not?

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<v Speaker 3>I know, and everyone that's already in a relationship just

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<v Speaker 3>maybe go that extra mile for your partner and let

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<v Speaker 3>them know how much you love them.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you only regret things that you don't do.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you'll never regret like putting yourself out there.

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<v Speaker 2>And like the thing is is, let's just say you

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<v Speaker 2>do put yourself out there after listening to this advice,

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<v Speaker 2>and it doesn't go the way you want it to go,

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<v Speaker 2>then you know where you stand exactly. That's actually better

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<v Speaker 2>than being like, maybe this could be something, maybe it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I would hate not knowing. I'd rather know than not

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<v Speaker 1>No same.

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<v Speaker 2>I love just ripping the band aid off and just

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<v Speaker 2>being like, okay, now we know where we now, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Know where we stand.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and look, if you're having a single girl's Valentine's

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<v Speaker 2>Day and you don't have a day, order yourself a pizza,

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<v Speaker 2>pour yourself a nice glass of red wine.

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<v Speaker 4>Run a bath. I had a bath actually at my parents' house.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh amazing, I'd love a bath.

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<v Speaker 4>It was insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bubbles, it's little bod.

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<v Speaker 2>Bubbles, a little bit of what's it called, like the detox,

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<v Speaker 2>like magnesium muscles, muscle, relax, relaxingt.

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<v Speaker 1>Putting rose petals in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what type of bougie bath do you'll

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<v Speaker 2>have a but no, there was no rose petals.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, well, yeah, have yourself a nice bath, relax,

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe forget it's Valentine's.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the thing is is like Valentine's is about love,

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<v Speaker 2>and if you don't have a romantic interest to show

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<v Speaker 2>love too, then show love to yourself like self care.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember I've had a few.

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<v Speaker 2>Single Valentine's dres a lot of single Valentine's Days, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's nothing better than some self care or have

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<v Speaker 2>a Gallentine's Day, get all your single galley together.

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<v Speaker 4>Those stories so fun, right yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Alright, we've got time for guys. Have a sweet Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Look forward to hearing from you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>If no one's told you this, we love you, I

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<v Speaker 2>love you, and enjoy the rest of your day.

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<v Speaker 1>Love you, guys, sayah bye.